Santa: Yaar mein apni girlfriend nu gift dena hai, ki devan?

Banta: Gold ring de de.

Santa: Koi vadi cheez das yaar.
Banta: Tan fer MRF da tyre de de

A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai?

Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja...

A sweet girl goes to Banta's shop and said: Mujhe underwear dikhao.
Banta sharmate hue: Aaj pehan kar nahin aaya.

A sweet girl goes to Banta's shop and said: Mujhe underwear dikhao.
Banta sharmate hue: Aaj pehan kar nahin aaya.

(Category: Santa Banta SMS   Language: Hindi   Characters: 115)

Santa: Woh ladki kitni sundar hai!

Banta: Mujhe uska naam pata hai.
Santa: Kya naam hai uska?
Banta: Woh bank mein kaam karti hai, uske counter ke upar uska naam likha tha
"CHAALU KHAATA"

(Category: Santa Banta SMS   Language: Hindi   Characters: 193)

Translation from hindi to english, "Khushi ke mare uski chaati phool gayi".
Santa: Due to happiness, his chest became breast.

(Category: Santa Banta SMS   Language: Hindi   Characters: 127)

Santa ki shaadi ek nurse se ho gayi.

Banta: Aur santa, kaisi nibh rahi hai?
Santa: Pooch mat yaar, jab tak sister na kaho, bolti hi nahi.
(Category: Santa Banta SMS   Language: Hindi   Characters: 139)

In a train compartment husband: Darling, mujhe to tumhari aatma se pyar hai, tumhare
jism ki mujhe koi chah nahin. Main tumhari rooh ko chahta hoon, tumhara shareer to
main kutton ko daal doon.
Banta sitting on upper berth says: BOW BOW

(Category: Santa Banta SMS   Language: Hindi   Characters: 237)

Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho?

Santa: Suicide karne ke liye
Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai?
Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye

(Category: Santa Banta SMS   Language: Hindi   Characters: 148)

Girl: Will u marry me?

Santa: No, humare yahan shaadi sirf relatives mein hi hoti hai. Mummy ne Papa se, Didi
ne Jijaji se aur Bhaiya ne Bhabhi se

(Category: Santa Banta SMS   Language: Hindi   Characters: 147)

Ek baar Santa Gangubai ke ghar jaata hai aur darwaza knock karta hai.
Gangubai: Kaun ?
Santa: Main !
Gangubai: Main kaun?
Santa: Tu Gangubai

(Category: Santa Banta SMS   Language: Hindi   Characters: 144)

Santa joined NASA. After one month the Americans had to change the name from NASA
to SATYANASA

(Category: Santa Banta SMS   Language: Hindi   Characters: 94)

Nurse came out with the newborn kid, Santa rushed 2 her & after seeing the kid he
shouted, BETA hua BETA. She slapped him: Leave my finger, u fool, It’s a gal

(Category: Santa Banta SMS   Language: Hindi   Characters: 158)