we drifted into the gravikords orbit, only to be flung into outer reaches inhabited by gu zhengs and gopichands.
Our fingers knew the basic principles of striking, bowing, plucking, strumming, our mouths the calisthenics of breath.
Far back in our closets lay dusty crwths, unstrung tromba marinas. How hard, we thought, could the Sumatran banjo be anyway?
Children, we zithered away at the kantele and sent our Finnish hero Loplop reeling through dwarf-strewn forests for gold, or rings, or maybe a gold-ringleted girl.
Regrouping, we paired the Gamelan gender with oceanharp and sui generis foreskin bodhran, inducing humpbacks to, well, be themselves.
A boatload of ecotourists applauded wildly.
For encore we twanged a host of rebabs so passionately, so rudely that Taliban came down weeping, rueful for blowing Buddhas skyward.
After that we may have gotten a bit drunk on stumph fiddles and shruti boxes, their clanging drone enough to turn any waste into a Tibetan beer garden.
Someone said, Do the music of the spheres.
We bit, leading with a morin khur, a guilty nod to all conscripted animals.
The idea, such as it was, was to rise on waves of seed rattles through reedy ranks of mizmar and mijwiz to crystalline heights.
Atonality and dissonance too had their parts, to be swept up in the total effect.
Could it be we overplayed our hand, hit human and orchestral limits? That instrumental clash: dramatic or catastrophic? Was chaos being resolved or congratulated?
Some blamed the percussion, particularly the cocobak and danmo contingents.
Our audience grimaced ecstatically, gnashed its ears and launched a Tasmanian fling. Critics snickered that Atlas dropped the ball.
Were not so sure. In our brighter moments the word sublime keeps fetching up coyly. If indeed its turtles all the way down, their shells just might be vibrating still.
The World According to Merriam-Webster Illustrations
Would have plenty of critters and music, not quite symphonic, more after-dinner, the meal itself long on meatlamb, veal with grilled opah to cleanse the palate.
Vegetarians would despair. No fruit or salad unless odd ingredients tossed together, spearmint and onion, dry, little enough to leave them eying the phlox centerpiece.
Granted, brussels sprouts, but who wouldnt rather feed those to the dik-dik? The guests? Clotheshorses mainly, the ladies in polonaise, the gents in puttees and peruke.
Following the quartet for accordion, French horn, rebec, and shofar, all could amuse themselves at magic squares or attend a match between twins, forehand vs. backhand girl.
Or they might just lounge about the chalet on Barcelona chairs and recamiers admiring the Franklin stove or canopic jar where dear Harlequins belly laugh is laid.
In lieu of liqueur servants in Prince Alberts would tender roast potatoes on lazy tongs. Talk would, as usual, drift skyward, and end, as usual, with a catalogue of clouds.
Then some might stroll to the runway, sidestepping muntjacs and mud puppies, to board the detailed plane bound for the saltbox town on the alluvial fan,
As others, Abyssinian cats in arm, descended to moored felucca or dhow and set sail for the sea of atolls where houses come in one of four rooflines.
Exegesis
Not your standard cardboard hard-luck story but a stencilled sandwich-board revelation on a lanky black man with a white dummy hanging from his neck. The sunshade makes sense; that megaphone, though: whose mouth is it for? Theres a recessive metaphor at work here involving vessels, mouthpieces, controlling hands; its a street performance in hermeneutics more demanding than the water-from-sand act or the guy who folds himself into a small box. Notice how the text rides his back:
SENSE 2000 FED ON HIDDEN MANNA AND NAMED ANEW IN THE WHITE STONE. FLASH: TRUST NOT IN RAYGONS AND MIDEAST BURNING BUSHES! ONLY ONE GATED COMUNEITY JERUSALEM HIGHTS. 12 FOUNDATIONS (REV. 21: 19-20). LOTS GOING FAST. ADMISSION PRICE RIGHT- OUSNESS, THE BLOOD WITH BLEACHING KRYSTALS. RENOUNS FALSE SEALS. TURN OFF A/C. ROLL DOWN WINDOWS. OPEN TO THE KNOCKING (REV. 3:20). HEAT WILL PASS (FOR SOME!). REJOICE. GREAT TRADE-IN. CHRISTOPRAISES FOR SINNOMAN.
Is this a Gulf War vet turning tables on the Man? And the spoken parts, do they gloss the placard or spin it like some bizarre McCarthy hypertext? If so, he does the Lord in different voices. To cut the babel of radios, cell phones, and engines that megaphone has to ventriloquize keenly. Then the timing of his red-light spiel must be stand-up sharp to catch the muzzy sheep. It all seems too much to ask, a camel squeeze. As the light changes, the pharmacy sign announces its 92 at 4:47, and sleep aids are on sale.