DramaticArt MonologueBooklet 201

Faculty of the VCA and Music
School of Performing Arts
Audition Monologues
Bachelor of Dramatic Art
Monologue Selections for 2011 entry
Please read the following instructions carefully

You must prepare two monologues for your audition:
Choose one piece from the selection of monologues from the plays of
Shakespeare.
Choose another piece from the selection of monologues from contemporary plays.
It is essential that both your pieces are chosen from this list, otherwise we cannot audition you.
Where possible, you are advised to read the entire plays from which your pieces are chosen in
order to place the speech in context.
The pieces you choose should be contrasting; they should also be speeches to which you
relate and which you think show you to advantage.
Here are some notes to help you prepare and present your pieces:
They must be learnt. We are unable to audition you otherwise.

Use your natural accent.
With the Shakespeare monologues, by all means observe the verse form and
language, but do not let them intimidate you. A connection to meaning is all that is
needed.
We are not, at this stage, interested in seeing if you can play characters well
outside your age range. A piece of this kind might be suitable only if you
can relate to it in a personal way.
Try to present the speeches in a way which shows an understanding of the text and
which is simple and truthful.
Faculty of the VCA and Music, The University of Melbourne
Bachelor of Dramatic Art Audition Monologue Booklet For 2011 Entry
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Index
Male - Shakespeare
KING LEAR
Act I; Scene ii Edmund...................................................................................................................................... 5
HAMLET
Act III; Scene iii Hamlet .................................................................................................................................... 6
MACBETH
Act I; Scene vii Macbeth ................................................................................................................................... 7
THE COMEDY OF ERRORS
Act III; Scene ii S. Antipholus ........................................................................................................................... 8
JULIUS CAESAR
Act I; Scene ii Cassius ..................................................................................................................................... 9
JULIUS CAESAR
Act I; Scene iii Cassius ................................................................................................................................... 10
THE TAMING OF THE SHREW
Act IV; Scene i Petruchio ............................................................................................................................... 11
OTHELLO
Act II; Scene i Iago ......................................................................................................................................... 12
JULIUS CAESAR
Act III; Scene i Mark Anthony ......................................................................................................................... 13
KING HENRY V
Act III; Scene i King Henry V .......................................................................................................................... 14
Female - Shakespeare
THE WINTERS TALE
Act III; Scene ii Hermione ............................................................................................................................... 15
TWELFTH NIGHT
Act II; Scene ii Viola ....................................................................................................................................... 16
THE MERCHANT OF VENICE
Act III Scene ii Portia ...................................................................................................................................... 17
HENRY IV PART I
Act II; Scene iii Lady Percy ............................................................................................................................ 18
HENRY IV PART III
Act I; Scene iv Queen Margaret...................................................................................................................... 19
A MIDSUMMER NIGHTS DREAM
Act III; Scene ii Helena ................................................................................................................................... 20
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ROMEO AND JULIET

Act II; Scene v Juliet ....................................................................................................................................... 21
AS YOU LIKE IT
Act III; Scene v Rosalind................................................................................................................................. 22
ALLS WELL THAT ENDS WELL
Act I; Scene iii Helena..................................................................................................................................... 23
Male - Contemporary
THE HOMECOMING
Harold Pinter Lenny ....................................................................................................................................... 24
THE LIBERTINE
Stephen Jeffreys Rochester ........................................................................................................................... 25
THE CHERRY ORCHARD
Anton Chekhov Lopakhin ............................................................................................................................... 26
THE GOLDEN AGE
Louis Nowra Francis ...................................................................................................................................... 27
THE SEAGULL
Anton Chekhov Treplev .................................................................................................................................. 28
FOOL FOR LOVE
Sam Shepard Eddie ....................................................................................................................................... 29
DEATH OF A SALESMAN
Arthur Miller Biff .............................................................................................................................................. 30
DEAD HEART
Nick Parsons Ray ........................................................................................................................................... 31
THE CHERRY ORCHARD
Anton Chekhov Trofimov ................................................................................................................................ 32
Female - Contemporary
THE BLACK SEQUIN DRESS
Jenny Kemp Woman 1.................................................................................................................................... 33
THREE SISTERS
Anton Chekhov Irena ..................................................................................................................................... 34
WILD HONEY
Anton Chekhov Anna Petrovna ...................................................................................................................... 35
HATE
Stephen Sewell - Celia....................................................................................................................................... 36
7 STAGES OF GRIEVING
Wesley Enoch, Deborah Mailman Murri Woman ........................................................................................... 37
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THE LIBERTINE
Stephen Jeffreys Elizabeth ............................................................................................................................ 39
THREE SISTERS
Anton Chekhov Natasha ................................................................................................................................ 40
MARCO POLO SINGS A SOLO
John Guare - Diane............................................................................................................................................ 41
VICTORY
Howard Barker Devonshire ............................................................................................................................ 42

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Male - Shakespeare
King Lear Act I; Scene ii
Edmund:
Thou, Nature, art my goddess; to thy law
My services are bound. Wherefore should I
Stand in the plague of custom, and permit
The curiosity of nations to deprive me,
For that I am some twelve or fourteen moon-shines
Lag of a brother? Why bastard? Wherefore base?
When my dimensions are as well compact,
My mind as generous, and my shape as true,
As honest madam's issue, why brand they us
With base? with baseness? bastardy? base, base?
Who, in the lusty stealth of nature, take
More composition and fierce quality
Than doth, within a dull, stale, tired bed
Go to the creating a whole tribe of fops
Got 'tween asleep and wake? Well, then,
Legitimate Edgar, I must have your land.
Our father's love is to the bastard Edmund
As to the legitimate. Fine word legitimate!
Well, my legitimate, if this letter speed,
And my invention thrive, Edmund the base
Shall top the legitimate. I grow. I prosper.
Now, gods, stand up for bastards!
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Male - Shakespeare
Hamlet Act III; Scene iii
Hamlet:
Now might I do it pat, now he is praying.
And now Ill dot. And so he goes to heaven.
And so am I revenged. That would be scanned.
A villain kills my father; and for that
I, his sole son, do this same villain send
To heaven.
Why, this is hire and salary, not revenge.
He took my father grossly, full of bread,
With all his crimes broad blown, as flush as May;
And how his audit stands, who knows save heaven?
But in our circumstance and course of thought,
Tis heavy with him. And am I then revenged,
To take him in the purging of his soul,
When he is fit and seasoned for his passage?
No.
Up, sword, and know thou a more horrid hent.
When he is drunk asleep, or in his rage,
Or in thincestuous pleasure of his bed,
At game, a-swearing, or about some act
That has no relish of salvation int -Then trip him, that his heels may kick at heaven,
And that his soul may be as damned and black
As hell, whereto it goes. My mother stays.
This physic but prolongs thy sickly days.
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Male - Shakespeare
Macbeth Act I; Scene vii
Macbeth:
If it were done when tis done, then twere well
It were done quickly. If the assassination
Could trammel up the consequence, and catch
With his surcease success; that but this blow
Might be the be-all and the end-all! -- here,
But here, upon this bank and shoal of time,
Wed jump the life to come. But in these cases
We still have judgment here; that we but teach
Bloody instructions, which, being taught, return
To plague the inventor. This even-handed justice
Commends the ingredients of our poisoned chalice
To our own lips. Hes here in double trust:
First, as I am his kinsman and his subject,
Strong both against the deed; then, as his host,
Who should against his murderer shut the door,
Not bear the knife myself. Besides, this Duncan
Hath borne his faculties so meek, hath been
So clear in his great office, that his virtues
Will plead like angels, trumpet-tongued, against
The deep damnation of his taking-off;
And Pity, like a naked new-born babe,
Striding the blast, or heavens cherubim, horsed
Upon the sightless couriers of the air,
Shall blow the horrid deed in every eye,
That tears shall drown the wind. I have no spur
To prick the sides of my intent, but only
Vaulting ambition, which oerleaps itself
And falls on the other.
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Male - Shakespeare
The Comedy of Errors Act III; Scene ii
S. Antipholus:
Sweet mistress, what your name is else, I know not,
Nor by what wonder you do hit of mine.
Less in your knowledge and your grace you show not
Than our earths wonder, more than earth divine.
Teach me, dear creature, how to think and speak.
Lay open to my earthy gross conceit,
Smothered in errors, feeble, shallow, weak,
The folded meaning of your words deceit.
Against my souls pure truth why labour you
To make it wander in an unknown field?
Are you a god? Would you create me new?
Transform me, then, and to your power Ill yield.
But if that I am I, then well I know
Your weeping sister is no wife of mine,
Nor to her bed no homage do I owe.
Far more, far more to you do I decline.
O, train me not, sweet mermaid, with thy note,
To drown me in thy sisters flood of tears.
Sing, siren, for thyself, and I will dote.
Spread oer the silver waves thy golden hairs,
And as a bed Ill take thee, and there lie,
And in that glorious supposition, think
He gains by death that hath such means to die.
Let love, being light, be drowned if she sink.
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Male - Shakespeare
Julius Caesar Act I; Scene ii
Cassius:
Why, man, he doth bestride the narrow world
Like a Colossus, and we petty men
Walk under his huge legs, and peep about
To find ourselves dishonourable graves.
Men at some time are masters of their fates;
The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars,
But in ourselves, that we are underlings.
Brutus and Caesar. What should be in that 'Caesar'?
Why should that name be sounded more than yours?
Write them together, yours is as fair a name;
Sound them, it doth become the mouth as well;
Weigh them, it is as heavy; conjure with 'em,
Brutus will start a spirit as soon as Caesar.
Now, in the names of all the gods at once,
Upon what meat doth this our Caesar feed,
That he is grown so great? Age, thou art shamed!
Rome, thou hast lost the breed of noble bloods!
When went there by an age, since the great flood,
But it was famed with more than with one man?
When could they say, till now, that talked of Rome,
That her wide walls encompassed but one man?
Now is it Rome indeed, and room enough,
When there is in it but one only man.
O, you and I have heard our fathers say,
There was a Brutus once that would have brooked
Th eternal devil to keep his state in Rome
As easily as a king.

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Male - Shakespeare
Julius Caesar Act I; Scene iii
Cassius:
You are dull, Casca, and those sparks of life
That should be in a Roman you do want,
Or else you use not. You look pale, and gaze
And put on fear, and cast yourself in wonder,
To see the strange impatience of the heavens;
But if you would consider the true cause
Why all these fires, why all these gliding ghosts,
Why birds and beasts from quality and kind,
Why old men, fools, and children calculate,
Why all these things change from their ordinance,
Their natures, and preformed faculties,
To monstrous quality, why, you shall find
That heaven hath infused them with these spirits
To make them instruments of fear and warning
Unto some monstrous state.
Now could I, Casca, name to thee a man
Most like this dreadful night,
That thunders, lightens, opens graves, and roars
As doth the lion in the Capitol;
A man no mightier than thyself, or me,
In personal action, yet prodigious grown,
And fearful, as these strange eruptions are.

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Male - Shakespeare
The Taming of the Shrew Act IV; Scene i
Petruchio:
Thus have I politicly begun my reign,
And 'tis my hope to end successfully.
My falcon now is sharp and passing empty,
And till she stoop she must not be full-gorged,
For then she never looks upon her lure.
Another way I have to man my haggard,
To make her come and know her keeper's call,
That is, to watch her, as we watch these kites
That bate and beat and will not be obedient.
She eat no meat today, nor none shall eat.
Last night she slept not, nor tonight she shall not.
As with the meat, some undeserved fault
I'll find about the making of the bed,
And here I'll fling the pillow, there the bolster,
This way the coverlet, another way the sheets.
Ay, and amid this hurly I intend
That all is done in reverend care of her.
And, in conclusion, she shall watch all night,
And if she chance to nod I'll rail and brawl,
And with the clamour keep her still awake.
This is a way to kill a wife with kindness,
And thus I'll curb her mad and headstrong humour.
He that knows better how to tame a shrew,
Now let him speak -- 'tis charity to show.
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Male - Shakespeare
Othello Act II; Scene i
Iago:
That Cassio loves her, I do well believet:
That she loves him, 'tis apt and of great credit.
The Moor howbeit that I endure him not
Is of a constant, loving, noble nature,
And, I dare think, he'll prove to Desdemona
A most dear husband. Now, I do love her too;
Not out of absolute lust though peradventure
I stand accountant for as great a sin
But partly led to diet my revenge
For that I do suspect the lusty Moor
Hath leaped into my seat, the thought whereof
Doth, like a poisonous mineral, gnaw my inwards,
And nothing can, or shall, content my soul
Till I am evened with him, wife for wife;
Or failing so, yet that I put the Moor
At least into a jealousy so strong
That judgment cannot cure. Which thing to do,
If this poor trash of Venice, whom I leash
For his quick hunting, stand the putting on,
I'll have our Michael Cassio on the hip,
Abuse him to the Moor in the rank garb
For I fear Cassio with my night-cap too
Make the Moor thank me, love me, and reward me
For making him egregiously an ass,
And practising upon his peace and quiet,
Even to madness. 'Tis here, but yet confused:
Knavery's plain face is never seen till used.
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Male - Shakespeare
Julius Caesar Act III; Scene i
Mark Antony:
O, pardon me, thou bleeding piece of earth,
That I am meek and gentle with these butchers.
Thou art the ruins of the noblest man
That ever lived in the tide of times.
Woe to the hand that shed this costly blood!
Over thy wounds now do I prophesy -Which, like dumb mouths, do ope their ruby lips,
To beg the voice and utterance of my tongue -A curse shall light upon the limbs of men;
Domestic fury and fierce civil strife
Shall cumber all the parts of Italy;
Blood and destruction shall be so in use
And dreadful objects so familiar,
That mothers shall but smile when they behold
Their infants quartered with the hands of war,
All pity choked with custom of fell deeds;
And Caesar's spirit, ranging for revenge,
With Ate by his side, come hot from hell,
Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice
Cry havoc, and let slip the dogs of war,
That this foul deed shall smell above the earth
With carrion men, groaning for burial.
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Male - Shakespeare
King Henry V Act III; Scene i
King Henry V:
Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more,
Or close the wall up with our English dead!
In peace there's nothing so becomes a man
As modest stillness and humility:
But when the blast of war blows in our ears,
Then imitate the action of the tiger;
Stiffen the sinews, conjure up the blood,
Disguise fair nature with hard-favoured rage;
Then lend the eye a terrible aspect;
Let it pry through the portage of the head
Like the brass cannon; let the brow o'erwhelm it
As fearfully as doth a galled rock
O'erhang and jutty his confounded base,
Swilled with the wild and wasteful ocean.
Now set the teeth, and stretch the nostril wide,
Hold hard the breath, and bend up every spirit
To his full height! On, on, you noblest English,
Whose blood is fet from fathers of war-proof!
Fathers that, like so many Alexanders,
Have in these parts from morn till even fought,
And sheathed their swords for lack of argument.
Dishonour not your mothers; now attest
That those whom you called fathers did beget you!
Be copy now to men of grosser blood,
And teach them how to war. And you, good yeoman,
Whose limbs were made in England, show us here
The mettle of your pasture; let us swear
That you are worth your breeding which I doubt not;
For there is none of you so mean and base
That hath not noble lustre in your eyes.
I see you stand like greyhounds in the slips,
Straining upon the start. The game's afoot!
Follow your spirit, and upon this charge
Cry 'God for Harry, England, and Saint George!'
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The Winters Tale Act III; Scene ii
Hermione:
Sir, spare your threats!
The bug which you would fright me with I seek.
To me can life be no commodity:
The crown and comfort of my life, your favour,
I do give lost, for I do feel it gone,
But know not how it went. My second joy,
And first-fruits of my body, from his presence
I am barred, like one infectious. My third comfort,
Starred most unluckily, is from my breast
The innocent milk in its most innocent mouth
Haled out to murder. Myself on every post
Proclaimed a strumpet; with immodest hatred
The childbed privilege denied, which longs
To women of all fashion; lastly, hurried
Here to this place, ith open air, before
I have got strength of limit. Now, my liege,
Tell me what blessings I have here alive
That I should fear to die. Therefore proceed.
But yet hear this mistake me not: no life,
I prize it not a straw; but for mine honour,
Which I would free if I shall be condemned
Upon surmises, all proofs sleeping else
But what your jealousies awake, I tell you
Tis rigour and not law. Your honours all,
I do refer me to the oracle:
Apollo be my judge!
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Twelfth Night Act II; Scene ii
Viola:
I left no ring with her; what means this lady?
Fortune forbid my outside have not charmed her!
She made good view of me, indeed so much
That methought her eyes had lost her tongue,
For she did speak in starts, distractedly.
She loves me, sure, the cunning of her passion
Invites me in this churlish messenger.
None of my lords ring? Why, he sent her none.
I am the man! If it be so as tis
Poor lady, she were better love a dream.
Disguise, I see thou art a wickedness
Wherein the pregnant enemy does much.
How easy is it for the proper false
In womens waxen hearts to set their forms.
Alas, our frailty is the cause, not we,
For such as we are made, if such we be.
How will this fadge? My master loves her dearly;
And I, poor monster, fond as much on him;
And she, mistaken, seems to dote on me.
What will become of this? As I am man,
My state is desperate for my masters love.
As I am woman now, alas the day,
What thriftless sighs shall poor Olivia breathe!
O time, thou must untangle this, not I!
It is too hard a knot for me tuntie.
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The Merchant of Venice Act III; Scene ii
Portia:
You see me, Lord Bassanio, where I stand,
Such as I am. Though for myself alone
I would not be ambitious in my wish
To wish myself much better, yet for you
I would be trebled twenty times myself,
A thousand times more fair, ten thousand times
More rich, that only to stand high in your account,
I might in virtues, beauties, livings, friends,
Exceed account; but the full sum of me
Is sum of something, which to term in gross,
Is an unlessoned girl, unschooled, unpractised,
Happy in this, she is not yet so old
But she may learn; happier than this,
She is not bred so dull but she can learn;
Happiest of all is that her gentle spirit
Commits itself to yours to be directed,
As from her lord, her governor, her king.
Myself and what is mine to you and yours
Is now converted. But now I was the lord
Of this fair mansion, master of my servants,
Queen oer myself; and even now, but now,
This house, these servants, and this same myself
Are yours, my lords. I give them with this ring,
Which when you part from, lose, or give away,
Let it presage the ruin of your love
And be my vantage to exclaim on you.
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Henry IV Part I Act II; Scene iii
Lady Percy:
O my good lord, why are you thus alone?
For what offence have I this fortnight been
A banished woman from my Harry's bed?
Tell me, sweet lord, what is it that takes from thee
Thy stomach, pleasure, and thy golden sleep?
Why dost thou bend thine eyes upon the earth,
And start so often when thou sittest alone?
Why hast thou lost the fresh blood in thy cheeks,
And given my treasures and my rights of thee
To thick-eyed musing, and curst melancholy?
In thy faint slumbers I by thee have watched
And heard thee murmur tales of iron wars,
Speak terms of manage to thy bounding steed,
Cry 'Courage! To the field!' And thou hast talked
Of sallies, and retires, of trenches, tents,
Of palisadoes, frontiers, parapets,
Of basilisks, of cannon, culverin,
Of prisoners' ransom, and of soldiers slain,
And all the currents of a heady fight.
Thy spirit within thee hath been so at war
And thus hath so bestirred thee in thy sleep,
That beads of sweat have stood upon thy brow
Like bubbles in a late-disturbed stream,
And in thy face strange motions have appeared,
Such as we see when men restrain their breath
On some great sudden hest. O, what portents are these?
Some heavy business hath my lord in hand,
And I must know it, else he loves me not.
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Henry VI Part III Act I; Scene iv
Queen Margaret:
Brave warriors, Clifford and Northumberland,
Why art thou patient, man? Thou shouldst be mad;
Come, make him stand upon this molehill here.
And I, to make thee mad, do mock thee thus.
What! Was it you that would be Englands king?
Stamp, rave, and fret, that I may sing and dance.
Wast you that revelled in our parliament
Thou wouldst be fee'd, I see, to make me sport;
And made a preachment of your high descent?
York cannot speak, unless he wear a crown.
Where are your mess of sons to back you now?
A crown for York! And, lords, bow low to him;
The wanton Edward and the lusty George?
Hold you his hands, whilst I do set it on.
And wheres that valiant crook-back prodigy,
Ay, marry, sir, now looks he like a king!
Dicky your boy, that with his crumbling voice
Ay, this is he that took King Henry's chair;
Was wont to cheer his dad in mutinies?
And this is he was his adopted heir.
Or, with the rest, where is your darling Rutland?
But how is it that great Plantagenet
Look, York; I stained this napkin with the blood
Is crowned so soon, and broke his solemn oath?
That valiant Clifford, with his rapiers point,
As I bethink me, you should not be king
Made issue from the bosom of the boy;
Till our King Henry had shook hands with Death.
And if thine eyes can water for his death,
And will you pale your head in Henry's glory,
I give thee this to dry thy cheek withal.
And rob his temples of the diadem,
Alas, poor York! But that I hate thee deadly,
Now in his life, against your holy oath?
I should lament thy miserable state.
O, 'tis a fault too too unpardonable!
I prithee grieve, to make me merry, York.
Off with the crown; and, with the crown, his head;
What! Hath thy fiery heart so parched thine entrails
And, whilst we breathe, take time to do him dead.
That not a tear can fall for Rutlands death?
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A Midsummer Nights Dream Act III; Scene ii
Helena:
Lo, she is one of this confederacy.
Now I perceive they have conjoined all three
To fashion this false sport in spite of me.
Injurious Hermia, most ungrateful maid,
Have you conspired, have you with these contrived
To bait me with this foul derision?
Is all the counsel that we two have shared
The sisters vows, the hours that we have spent
When we have chid the hasty-footed time
For parting us O, is all forgot?
All schooldays' friendship, childhood innocence?
We, Hermia, like two artificial gods
Have with our needles created both one flower,
Both on one sampler, sitting on one cushion,
Both warbling of one song, both in one key,
As if our hands, our sides, voices, and minds,
Had been incorporate. So we grew together
Like a double cherry, seeming parted
But yet an union in partition,
Two lovely berries moulded the one stem,
So with two seeming bodies but one heart,
Two of the first, like coats in heraldry,
Due but to one, and crowned with one crest.
And will you rent our ancient love asunder,
To join with men in scorning your poor friend?
It is not friendly, 'tis not maidenly.
Our sex as well as I may chide you for it,
Though I alone do feel the injury.
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Romeo and Juliet Act II; Scene v
Juliet:
The clock struck nine when I did send the Nurse.
In half an hour she promised to return.
Perchance she cannot meet him. Thats not so.
O, she is lame! Loves heralds should be thoughts,
Which ten times faster glides than the suns beams,
Driving back shadows over louring hills.
Therefore do nimble-pinioned doves draw love,
And therefore hath the wind-swift Cupid wings.
Now is the sun upon the highmost hill
Of this days journey, and from nine till twelve
Is three long hours, yet she is not come.
Had she affections and warm youthful blood,
She would be as swift in motion as a ball.
My words would bandy her to my sweet love,
And his to me.
But old folks, many feign as they were dead
Unwieldy, slow, heavy and pale as lead.
O God, she comes! O honey Nurse, what news?
Hast thou met with him? Send thy man away.

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As You Like It Act III; Scene v
Rosalind:
And why, I pray you? Who might be your mother,
That you insult, exult and all at once
Over the wretched? What though you have no beauty
As, by my faith, I see no more in you
Than without candle may go dark to bed
Must you be therefore proud and pitiless?
Why, what means this? Why do you look on me?
I see no more in you than in the ordinary
Of nature's sale-work. 'Od's my little life,
I think she means to tangle my eyes too!
No, faith, proud mistress, hope not after it:
'Tis not your inky brows, your black silk hair,
Your bugle eyeballs, nor your cheek of cream
That can entame my spirits to your worship.
You foolish shepherd, wherefore do you follow her,
Like foggy south, puffing with wind and rain?
You are a thousand times a properer man
Than she a woman. 'Tis such fools as you
That makes the world full of ill-favoured children.
'Tis not her glass, but you that flatters her,
And out of you she sees herself more proper
Than any of her lineaments can show her.
But, mistress, know yourself; down on your knees
And thank heaven, fasting, for a good man's love!
For I must tell you friendly in your ear,
Sell when you can, you are not for all markets.
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Cry the man mercy, love him, take his offer.
Foul is most foul, being foul to be a scoffer.
So take her to thee, shepherd. Fare you well.

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Alls Well that Ends Well Act I; Scene iii
Helena:
Then, I confess,
Here on my knee, before high heaven and you,
That before you, and next unto high heaven,
I love your son.
My friends were poor, but honest; so's my love.
Be not offended, for it hurts not him
That he is loved of me. I follow him not
By any token of presumptuous suit,
Nor would I have him till I do deserve him,
Yet never know how that desert should be.
I know I love in vain, strive against hope,
Yet in this captious and intenable sieve
I still pour in the waters of my love
And lack not to lose still. Thus, Indian-like,
Religious in mine error, I adore
The sun that looks upon his worshipper
But knows of him no more. My dearest madam,
Let not your hate encounter with my love,
For loving where you do; but if yourself,
Whose aged honour cites a virtuous youth,
Did ever in so true a flame of liking,
Wish chastely and love dearly, that your Dian
Was both herself and love O then, give pity
To her whose state is such that cannot choose
But lend and give where she is sure to lose;
That seeks not to find that her search implies,
But riddle-like lives sweetly where she dies.
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Male - Contemporary
The Homecoming Harold Pinter
Lenny:
I mean, I am very sensitive to atmosphere, but I tend to get desensitized, if you know what I mean,
when people make unreasonable demands on me. For instance, last Christmas I decided to do a bit
of snow-clearing for the Borough Council, because we had a heavy snow over here that year in
Europe. Well, that morning, while I was having my mid-morning cup of tea in a neighbouring cafe, the
shovel standing by my chair, an old lady approached me and asked me if I would give her a hand
with her iron mangle. Her brother-in-law, she said, had left it for her, but he'd left it in the wrong room,
he'd left it in the front room. Well, naturally, she wanted it in the back room. It was a present he'd
given her, you see, a mangle, to iron out the washing. But he'd left it in the wrong room, he'd left it in
the front room, well that was a silly place to leave it, it couldn't stay there. So I took time off to give
her a hand. She only lived up the road. Well, the only trouble was when I got there I couldn't move
this mangle. It must have weighed about half a ton. How this brother-in-law got it up there in the first
place I can't even begin to envisage. So there I was, doing a bit of shoulders on with the mangle,
risking a rupture, and this old lady just standing there, waving me on, not even lifting a little finger to
give me a helping hand. So after a few minutes I said to her, now look here, why don't you stuff this
iron mangle up your arse? Anyway, I said, they're out of date, you want to get a spin drier. I had a
good mind to give her a workover there and then, but as I was feeling jubilant with the snow-clearing I
just gave her a short-arm jab to the belly and jumped on a bus outside. Excuse me, shall I take this
ashtray out of your way?

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Male - Contemporary
The Libertine Stephen Jeffreys

Rochester:
Allow me to be frank at the commencement: you will not like me. No, I say you will not. The gentlemen will be
envious and the ladies will be repelled. You will not like me now and you will like me a good deal less as we
go on. Oh yes, I shall do things you will like. You will say That was a noble impulse in him or He played a
brave part there, but DO NOT WARM TO ME, it will not serve. When I become a BIT OF A CHARMER that is
your danger sign for it prefaces the change into THE FULL REPTILE a few seconds later. What I require is not
your affection but your attention. I must not be ignored or you will find me as troublesome a package as ever
pissed in the Thames. Now. Ladies. An announcement. (He looks around.) I am up for it. All the time. Thats
not a boast. Or an opinion. It is bone hard medical fact. I put it around, dy know? And you will watch me
putting it around and sigh for it. Dont. It is a deal of trouble for you and you are better off watching and
drawing your conclusions from a distance than you would be if I got my arse pointing up your petticoats.
Gentlemen. (He looks around.) Do not despair, I am up for that as well. When the mood is on me. And the
same warning applies. Now, gents: if there be vizards in the house, jades, harlots (as how could there not be)
leave them be for the moment. Still your cheesy erections till I have had my say. But later when you shag
and later you will shag, I shall expect it of you and I will know if you have let me down I wish you to shag
with my homuncular image rattling in your gonads. Feel how it was for me, how it is for me and ponder. Was
that shudder the same shudder he sensed? Did he know something more profound? Or is there some wall of
wretchedness that we all batter with our heads at that shinning, livelong moment. That is it. That is my
prologue, nothing in rhyme, certainly no protestations of modesty, you were not expecting that I trust. I
reiterate only for those who have arrived late or were buying oranges or were simply not listening: I am John
Wilmot, Second Earl of Rochester and I do not want you to like me.

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Male - Contemporary
The Cherry Orchard Anton Chekhov
Lopakhin:
I bought it I bought it! One momentwaitif you would, ladies and gentlemen My heads going round
and round, I cant speak (laughs) So now the cherry orchard is mine! Mine! Great God in heaven the
cherry orchard is mine! Tell me Im drunk Im out of my mind tell me its all an illusion Dont laugh at me!
If my father and grandfather could rise from their graves and see it all happening if they could see me, their
Yermolay, their beaten half-literate Yermolay, who ran barefoot in winter if they could see this same
Yermolay buying the estate The most beautiful thing in the entire world! I have bought the estate where my
father and grandfather were slaves, where they werent even allowed into the kitchens. Im asleep this is all
just inside my head a figment of the imagination. Hey, you in the band! Play away! I want to hear you!
Everyone come and watch Yermolay Lopakhin set about the cherry orchard with his axe! Watch these trees
come down! Weekend houses, well build weekend houses, and our grandchildren and our great
grandchildren will see a new life here Music! Lets hear the band play! Lets have everything the way I want
it. Here comes the new landlord, the owner of the cherry orchard!
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Male - Contemporary
The Golden Age Louis Nowra
Francis:
Are you looking at the sunset? (Startled BETSHEB turns around. Smiling) Im not a monster No more
running. Look at us reflected in the water, see? Upside-down. (He smiles and she smiles back. Silence) So
quiet. Im not used to such silence. Im a city boy, born and bred.
Youve never seen a city or town, have you? Where I live there are dozens of factories: shoe factories, some
that make gaskets, hydraulic machines, clothing. My mother works in a shoe factory. (Pointing to his boots)
These came from my mothers factory.
(Silence)
These sunsets here, Ive never seen the likes of them. A bit of muddy orange light in the distance, behind the
chimneys, is generally all I get to see. (Pause)
Youd like the trams, especially at night. They rattle and squeak, like ghosts rattling their chains, and every so
often the conducting rod hits a terminus, and there is a brilliant spark of electricity, like an axe striking a rock.
Spiss! On Saturday afternoon thousands of people go and watch the football. A huge oval of grass. (Miming
a football) A ball like this. Someone hand passes it, Whish, straight to me. I duck one lumbering giant, spin
around a nifty dwarf of a rover, then I catch sight of the goals. I boot a seventy-yard drop kick straight through
the centre. The crowd goes wild!
(He cheers wildly. BETSHEB laughs at his actions. He is pleased to have made her laugh.)
Not as good as your play. (Pause.)
This is your home. My home is across the river, Bass Strait.
(Silence)
What is it about you people? Why are you like you are?
Dont go.
I was watching you pick these. My mother steals flowers from her neighbours front garden so every morning
she can have fresh flowers in her vase for Saint Teresas portrait. She was a woman centuries ago. God fired
a burning arrow of love into her. (Smiling) When it penetrated her, Saint Teresa could smell the burning flesh
of her heart.

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Male - Contemporary
The Seagull Anton Chekhov
Treplev:
(pulling petals off a flower) She loves me - she loves me notShe loves me - she loves me not Loves me,
loves me not. (laughs) There you are she doesnt love me. Well, of course she doesnt. She wants to live
and love and dress in light colours, and there am I, twenty-five years old, perpetually reminding her that shes
stopped being young. When Im not there shes thirty-two when I am shes forty-three; and thats why she
hates me. Then again I dont acknowledge the theatre. She loves the theatre she thinks shes serving
humanity and the sacred cause of art, whereas in my view the modern theatre is an anthology of stereotypes
and received ideas. When the curtain goes up, and there, in a room with three walls lit by artificial lighting
because its always evening, these great artists, these high priests in the temple of art, demonstrate how
people eat and drink, how they love and walk about and wear their suits; when out of these banal scenes and
trite words they attempt to extract a moral some small and simple moral with a hundred household uses;
when under a thousand different disguises they keep serving me up the same old thing, the same old thing,
the same old thing then I run and dont stop running, just as Maupassant ran from the sight of the Eiffel
Tower, that weighed on his brain with its sheer vulgarity. What we need are new artistic forms. And if we dont
get new forms it would be better if we had nothing at all.
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Male - Contemporary
Fool for Love Sam Shepard
Eddie:
And we walked right through town. Past the donut shop, past the miniature golf course, past the Chevron
station. And he opened the bottle up and offered it to me. Before he even took a drink, he offered it to me first.
And I took it and drank it and handed it back to him. And we just kept passing it back and forth like that as we
walked until we drank the whole thing dry. And we never said a word the whole time. Then, finally, we reached
this little white house with a red awning, on the far side of town. Ill never forget the red awning because it
flapped in the night breeze and the porch light made it glow. It was a hot, desert breeze and the air smelt like
new-cut alfalfa. We walked right up to the front porch and he rang the bell and I remember getting real nervous
because I wasnt expecting to visit anybody. I though we were just out for a walk. And then this woman comes
to the door. This real pretty woman with red hair. And she throws herself into his arms. And he starts crying.
He just breaks down right there in front of me. And shes kissing him all over the face and holding him real tight
and hes just crying like a baby. And then through the doorway, behind them both, I see this girl. She just
appears. Shes just standing there, staring at me and Im staring back at her and we cant take our eyes off
each other. It was like we knew each other from somewhere but we couldnt place where. But the second we
saw each other, that very second, we knew wed never stop being in love.

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Male - Contemporary
Death of a Salesman Arthur Miller
Biff:
Now hear this, Willy, this is me You know why I had no address for three months? I stole a suit in Kansas
City and I was in jail I stole myself out of every good job since high school!... And I never got anywhere
because you blew me so full of hot air I could never stand taking orders from anybody! Thats whose fault it is!
I had to be boss big shot in two weeks, and Im through with it! I ran down eleven flights with a pen in my hand
today. And suddenly I stopped, you hear me? And in the middle of that office building, I saw the things that I
love in this world. The work and the food and time to sit and smoke. And I looked at the pen and said to
myself, what the hell am I grabbing this for? Why am I trying to become what I dont want to be? What am I
doing in an office, making a contemptuous, begging fool of myself, when all I want is out there, waiting for me
the minute I say I know who I am! Why cant I say that, Willy?... Pop! Im a dime a dozen, and so are you! I am
not a leader of men, Willy, and neither are you. You were never anything but a hard-working drummer who
landed in the ash-can like all the rest of them! Im one dollar an hour! Do you gather my meaning? Im not
bringing them home!... Pop, Im nothing! Im nothing, Pop. Cant you understand that? Theres no spite in it
anymore. Im just what I am, thats all. (CRYING, BROKEN) Will you let me go, for Christs sake? Will you
take that phony dream and burn it before something happens?

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Male - Contemporary
Dead Heart Nick Parsons
Ray:
No! No! No! Dont give me that bullshit. That spooky Aboriginal bullshit. I dont want to hear it; I dont want
to know. Christ. Time was the man was dead and that was it. A man was just a man. Now they follow you
round. If hes dead he should be in the ground: in the cold fucking ground; he should be growing into
something else, not crawling out and trailing you with his long rope hangin off him. Thats not the way
its done. I wont stand for it.
Ive worked for people. Ive tried to make They gotta learn to be whitefellas! (Tapping his head) Up here.
Thats what the world is. You know that Dave; You you seen it. Tribal way is finished; it doesnt have a
chance, and Poppy is not gunna drag this on and on and on till every last young fellas drunk himself to death
or strung himself up because he doesnt know what he is any more. And some poor fuckwit walks out the
station and sees that see that that thing hangin there and and carries it round for the rest of his
life. Im telling you: Poppy is going down for what hes done. Ive got something on him and hes going
down.
(Pause)
I try and think of him like he was, you know? Like on the footy field or something. But I cant see his face
any more; its all got sucked out somehow. All I can see is a black tongue hangin out. Swollen up.
Nothing else will come, you know? Thats all thats left. Of him. In my head. A black tongue.

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Male - Contemporary
The Cherry Orchard Anton Chekhov
Trofimov:
All Russia is our orchard. The earth is broad and beautiful. There are many marvelous places.
Think for a moment, Anya: your grandfather, your great-grandfather all your forebears they were the
masters of serfs. They owned living souls. Cant you see human faces, looking out at you from behind every
tree-trunk in the orchard from every leaf and every cherry? Cant you hear their voices? The possession of
living souls its changed something deep in all of you, hasnt it. So that your mother and you and your
uncle dont even notice youre living on credit, at the expense of others at the expense of people you dont
allow past the front hall Were two hundred years behind the times at least. We still have nothing no
properly defined attitude to the past. We just philosophise away, and complain about our boredom or drink
vodka. But its only too clear that to start living in the present we have to redeem our past we have to break
with it. And it can be redeemed only by suffering, only by the most unheard-of, unceasing labour. You must
understand that, Anya.
Throw the keys down the well, and go. Be free as the wind.
Have faith in me, Anya! Have faith in me! Im not thirty yet Im young Im still a student but Ive borne so
much already! Every winter Im hungry, sick and fearful, as poor as a beggar. And the places Ive been to!
The places where fate has driven me! And all the time, at every minute of the day and night, my soul has
been filled with premonitions I cant explain or describe. I have a premonition of happiness, Anya. I can just
see it now.

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The Black Sequin Dress Jenny Kemp
Woman 1:
I can see a beautiful nightclub. Black shiny surfaces, all polished and clean, sparkling glasses full of
champagne, gin and tonic, cocktails, liqueurs etc. Women melting into their partners bodies, the men
wrapped around them like blankets. The band, in a row laid back, handsome. Snacks, cards, cigarettes,
money, lipstick, watches, jewellery, high stools, dancing, wild dancing, bare bodies under not much. They
abandon themselves here. Get out of their day shoes and set off at a gallop, drinks whizzing down the gullet,
talk gurgling up, hands wandering all over the place, anywhere will do, who cares.They have learned how not
to care, how here to let go the reins.
They want to show off, they want to fall in love with the moment and it to fall in love with them. Greedy are
they? No, not greedy. Hungry.
I love, I love, I love, love they think. Love me, me, me, me, all of me. Fill me up, fill me up. Ive had a bath,
Ive put on my deodorant, my clothes are impeccable. Now now now do the next bit, come over they seem to
be screaming.
Come over here and really fill me up with something significant something - of value.
A right word a soft word at just the right moment straight down the ear hole, ping bullseye, right to the hungry
spot, ping and then ah, ah, that was it. Got it thank you, now anything I can do for you back? No, yes, not a
sure thing at all, perhaps not.
Or someone could walk up their timing perfect, and stand fitting the shape of me. Perfection, it would
register. I would breath out, relax and they would sit and put a hand out somewhere on the table, it would
contact my hand and ping down the arm would go, the message and it would run up the shoulder into the
head, down whiz straight to the heart and zoom, zing the genitals aflame. And my dress would fill up with
light. I would wake up and dance I would jump off the end of the pier, free fall. And he would fly over the end
after me splash, gurgle gurgle gurgle.
And down we go.
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Three Sisters Anton Chekhov
Irena:
Tell me, why is it I'm so happy today? As if I were sailing, with the wide, blue sky above me, and great white
birds soaring in the wind. Why is it? Why? I woke up this morning, I got up, I washed - and suddenly I felt
everything in this world was clear to me - I felt I knew how life had to be lived. Dear Ivan Romanich, I can see
it all. A human being has to labour, whoever he happens to be, he has to toil in the sweat of his face; thats
the only way he can find the sense and purpose of his life, his happiness, his delight. How fine to be a
working man who rises at first light and breaks stones on the road, or a shepherd, or a teacher, or an engine
driver on the railway Lord, never mind being human even better to be an ox, better to be a simple horse,
just so long as you work anything rather than a young lady who rises at noon, then drinks her coffee in bed,
then takes two hours to dress thats terrible! In hot weather sometimes you long to drink the way I began
longing to work. And if I dont start getting up early and working, then shut your heart against me, Ivan
Romanich.

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Wild Honey Anton Chekhov
Anna Petrovna:
How can you say that? How can you lie to me, on such a night as this, beneath such a sky? Tell your lies in
autumn, if you must, in the gloom and the mud, but not now, not here. Youre being watched! Look up, you
absurd man! A thousand eyes, all shining with indignation! You must be good and true, just as all this is
good and true. Dont break this silence with your little words! Theres no man in the world I could ever love
as I love you. Theres no woman in the world you could ever love as you love me. Lets take that love; and
all the rest, that so torments you well leave that to others to worry about. Are you really such a terrible Don
Juan? You look so handsome in the moonlight! Such a solemn face! Its a woman whos come to call, not a
wild animal! All right if you really hate it all so much Ill go away again. Is that what you want? Ill go away,
and everything will be just as it was before. Yes? (she laughs) Idiot! Take it! Snatch it! Seize it! What
more do you want? Smoke it to the end, like a cigarette pinch it out tread it under your heel. Be human!
You funny creature! A woman loves you a woman you love fine summer weather. What could be simpler
than that? You dont realise how hard life is for me. And yet life is what I long for. Everything is alive,
nothing is ever still. Were surrounded by life. We must live, too, Misha! Leave all the problems for
tomorrow. Tonight, on this night of nights, well simply live!

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Hate Stephen Sewell
Celia:
Show me, Michael! Show me how to live!
I know hes alive!
I love him!
I dont know how, but I do!
[Pause]
I love his power and his strength: I love the clarity of his mind; I love his lack of pettiness, his drive; I love his
vision, his unflinching gaze; I love his willpower. Theres nothing I wouldnt do for him. I love him.
If hes so mad, sos the world. I want it, Michael. I want its fury to possess me.
Im worth nothing.
Im a lie.
I never loved Geoffrey; I can see that now. All it ever was was just one more battle with Father.
As soon as I had him I could see everything Dad had said was true. He was a fool, he was a coward; he was
everything Father wasnt and I hated him. I hated him so much Id find myself daydreaming hed been killed in
a car accident; stabbed, bashed. I wanted him dead. And then he just slipped away, somehow slipped out of
my consciousness and I forgot he even existed. One day I found myself in bed with another man and I felt
nothing: no remorse, just empty, the sheets of the bed and this stranger next to me, touching me as if he
owned me, the light through the window. Who was he? The first man? The tenth? How many men had I slept
with? Who were they? Where do all these men come from? What do they want? I hated him!
He was inside me and I hated him; in my thoughts, in my dreams; even the way I held a teacup reminded me
of him. And then I realized there was nothing I could do, nothing I could be, to ever get away from him.
Look at him, look at him through the windows: his dark land; his anger. Look at how he scoured his soul.
Razed it to the ground and scorched it, possessed it like an animal and ridden it till it screamed in anguish.
I love him.

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7 Stages of Grieving Wesley Enoch, Deborah Mailman
Murri Woman:
Have you ever been black? You know when you wake up one morning and youre black? Happened
to me this morning. I was in the bathroom, looking in the mirror and I thought, Nice hair, beautiful
black skin, white shiny teeth Im BLACK!
You get a lot of attention, special treatment from being black. Im in this expensive shop and theres
this guy next to me, nice hair, nice tie, nice suit, waving a nice big gun in the air and the shop
assistant says, Keep an eye on the nigger eye on the nigger.
OK, so I went to try on a dress and the shop assistant escorts me to the special dressing room, the
one equipped with video cameras, warning to shop lifters, a security guard, fucken sniffer dog Get
out of it. Just so I dont put anything I shouldnt on my nice dress, nice hair, beautiful black skin and
white shiny teeth
Now Im in this crowded elevator, bathed in perfume, in my nice dress, nice hair, beautiful black skin
and white shiny teeth Hey which way. The Woman sniffs the air.
Somebody boodgi and they all look at me!
Now I go to my deadly Datsun, looking pretty deadly myself, which way, lock my keys in the car. Eh
but this Murri too good, she got a coat hanger in her bag! Fiddling around for a good five seconds and
started hearing sirens, look around, policeman, fireman, army, fucken UN and that same sniffer
dog. Just to make sure everythings OK.
Spoken in an American accent while holding the audience at gunpoint.
Who owns the car, Maam?
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Indicating herself.
ME.
So Im driving along in my deadly Datsun, stylin up to that rear vision mirror. Car breaks down. Get
out. Started waving people for help.
Imitating a fast car.
Started waving people for help. Vrooom!
Started waving people for help. Vrooom!
Next minute I see this black shape coming down the road fucken sniffer dog.
Finally get home, with the help of the policeman, fireman, army, fucken UN. Still looking deadly in my
nice dress, nice hair, beautiful black skin and white shiny teeth. Aunty comes in, Eh Sisgirl, nice
dress, can I borrow it?
Mmmm.
Thinking that tomorrow will be a better day, I go to bed. Kicking that sniffer dog out. Still with the sound of
sirens in my head. Snuggling up to my doona and pillow. Morning comes, I wake up, looking in the mirror.
Nice hair, beautiful black skin, white shiny teeth. IM STILL BLACK! NUNNA!

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The Libertine Stephen Jeffreys
Elizabeth:
You have no understanding, do you? You have comprehended just that I am tired of being your mistress
and your solution is to conscript me into becoming your wife. It is not being a mistress I am tired of, John. I
am tired of you. I do not wish to be your wife. I do not wish to be anyones wife. I wish to continue being the
creature I am. I am no Nell Gwyn, I will not give up the stage as soon as a King or a Lord has seen me on it
and, wishing me to be his and his alone, will then pay a fortune to keep me off it. I am not the sparrow you
picked up in the roadside, my love. London walks into this theatre to see me not Georges play nor Mr.
Betterton. They want me and they want me over and over again. And when people desire you in such a
manner, then you can envisage a steady river of gold lapping at your doorstep, not five pound here or there
for pity or bed favours, not a nobles ransom for holding you hostage from the thing you love, but a lifetime of
money amassed through your own endeavours. That is riches. Leave this gaudy, gilded stage. Youre right,
this stage is gilded. It is gilded with my future earnings. And I will not trade those for a dependency on you. I
will not swap my certain glory for your undependable love.

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Three Sisters Anton Chekhov
Natasha:
Its carnival time, the servants are getting careless, you have to keep an eye on them constantly, to make sure
nothings wrong. I walked through the dining room at midnight last night, and there was a candle left burning.
And I still havent found out who lit it.
Olga and Irina still arent in. They havent come home. Theyre kept busy the whole time, poor things. Olga and
her staff meeting, Irina at her telegraph office I said that to your sister this morning, You must look after
yourself, Irina darling, I said. But she doesnt listen. Quarter past eight, did you say? You know, Im afraid our
little Bobik isnt at all well. Why is he so cold? He had a fever yesterday, and today hes freezing Im really
worried about him!
Wed better see hes eating properly. Im worried. And theres supposed to be carnival people arriving at ten
oclock, Id rather they didnt come, Andryusha.
You know, that darling little boy woke up this morning and looked at me, and he suddenly smiled yes, he
recognized me. Hello, Bobik! I said, Hello, my darling! And he laughed, yes. Children know everything thats
going on, they understand perfectly. Anyway, Andryusha, Ill tell them not to let the musicians in.
Ive ordered sour milk for supper. The doctor says youre to have nothing but sour milk, otherwise youll never
lose weight. Bobik gets a chill so easily. Im worried in case its too cold for him in there. We ought to put him in
another room, at least until the warm weather. Irinas room, for instance thats just perfect for a baby: its dry,
and it gets the sun all day. Shell have to be told, and she can move in with Olga meantime Shes not at
home during the day anyway shes only here at nights

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Marco Polo Sings a Solo John Guare
Diane:
I really had started cookin when I was eight. I sat down at the piano as I had every day since I could walk,
threw back the lid of the Knabe-Bechstien-Steinway and there on the keys was Mozart. I was never lonely
playing the piano. Brahms was always there. Bach. Chopin. And here was Mozart. Hi, Mozart! Only this time,
he had a raincoat on. A little raincoat. Now I had been told to beware of men in raincoats, but after all, it was
Mozart. Mozarts no degenerate. Mozarts no creep. You can trust Mozart. The cool water of Mozart. He says,
Hello, little girl. You gonna bring me back to La Vie? I said, Golly, Ill try. And I began playing that Kochel
listing I had been practicing for a year with that magical imitative brilliance that children can have. The
technical mastery and total non-comprehension that children can have. I lifted my hands, dug them into the
eighty-eights and Mozart says: Yeah. Give it to me. I looked down. Mozart. The raincoat. Opened. The keys
became erect. Black. White. I became terrified. Mozart! This isnt a school yard. This is a hall named after Mr.
Andrew Carnegie and Im only 8 years old and what the hell are you doing??? More. More. More, says
Mozart and he throws back his head. Dig those digits into these eighty-eights. Bring me back to life. Bring me
back to life. Mother??? Dad?? Theyre in the wings blowing kisses at me. Holding up signs. Youve never
played better. Mozart moans. Its a short piece. It ends. Mozart spurts all over me. Im wet. Mozart wet.
Frightened. The audience roars. This child prodigy. Cant they see whats happened? I look down and hear a
chorus of yeahs coming from all those little dead men in raincoats. Theres a scuffle and Brahms leaps on
the keys. Me next! Me next! Bring me back to life. My fingers dig into Brahms. Well, I started to like it. Mozart
lives. Brahms lives. For the next twenty years that was my life. Diane de la Nova and her circus of Music.
Diane de la Nova and her Massage Parlour of Melody.

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Victory Howard Barker
Devonshire:
I do feel clean here. I do feel clean. The wind off the estuary. And the low cloud racing, and the grey flat
water, the thin surf on the mudbank, really it is better than a marine landscape by Mr Van Oots and in any
case I dont think I like sex. [Pause. She breathes.] Oh, this is pure, this is absolute life, I never felt so whole
and so completely independent, this is the third letter in a week begging me back and in verse too! All very
flattering but really it is pure dick, a woman should never forget a poem is actually dick, should she?...
To look at me youd think she knows no pain, no, wouldnt you? Im sure you say that, privately. Admit you
say that
Oh, you do, you do! Her lovely this, her lovely that, you do, of course you do, you think I have no agonies. But
there are pains and pains, arent there?...
I am twenty-four and have miscarried seven times. That is wicked, isnt it, of God?...
It is particularly cruel because I care for men. Last week I thought the floor of my body was being, was being
bitten out, by rats, by dogs, I thought my whole floor was going, have you had that?...
I cannot keep a child in, absolutely cannot, yet I conceive from a look, what is the matter with God, my womb
is only fit for a nun, is that His way, do you think? I will die from one of these drops. I would keep away from
dick if I could, but you cannot be as good as I am, looking as I do, and keep away from them, can you? I am
trying to appreciate views instead, but he writes so beautifully, my rump, my rump, he goes on about, keeps
him awake at nights, my whispering hair and so on, I go back tonight, I know all poems are dick but I go back,
I will die of him, it is silly but he makes me feel alive. Whats your advice? I believe in asking strangers for
advice, you cannot trust your friends, I believe in essence all your friends wish you dead. Say yes or no.

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Faculty of the VCA and Music

School of Performing Arts

Please read the following instructions carefully

They must be learnt. We are unable to audition you otherwise.

ROMEO AND JULIET

Faculty of the VCA and Music, The University of Melbourne

Faculty of the VCA and Music, The University of Melbourne

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Why art thou patient, man? Thou shouldst be mad;

Come, make him stand upon this molehill here.

And I, to make thee mad, do mock thee thus.

What! Was it you that would be Englands king?

Stamp, rave, and fret, that I may sing and dance.

Wast you that revelled in our parliament

Thou wouldst be fee'd, I see, to make me sport;

And made a preachment of your high descent?

York cannot speak, unless he wear a crown.

Where are your mess of sons to back you now?

A crown for York! And, lords, bow low to him;

The wanton Edward and the lusty George?

Hold you his hands, whilst I do set it on.

And wheres that valiant crook-back prodigy,

Ay, marry, sir, now looks he like a king!

Dicky your boy, that with his crumbling voice

Ay, this is he that took King Henry's chair;

Was wont to cheer his dad in mutinies?

And this is he was his adopted heir.

Or, with the rest, where is your darling Rutland?

But how is it that great Plantagenet

Look, York; I stained this napkin with the blood

Is crowned so soon, and broke his solemn oath?

That valiant Clifford, with his rapiers point,

As I bethink me, you should not be king

Made issue from the bosom of the boy;

Till our King Henry had shook hands with Death.

And if thine eyes can water for his death,

And will you pale your head in Henry's glory,

I give thee this to dry thy cheek withal.

And rob his temples of the diadem,

Alas, poor York! But that I hate thee deadly,

Now in his life, against your holy oath?

I should lament thy miserable state.

O, 'tis a fault too too unpardonable!

I prithee grieve, to make me merry, York.

What! Hath thy fiery heart so parched thine entrails

And, whilst we breathe, take time to do him dead.

That not a tear can fall for Rutlands death?

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Cry the man mercy, love him, take his offer.