"Did you use Google Translate for that?" ~ Ashlynne.

"I'm seriously gonna go up to Kegan and rip his armpit hair out"
"Did she just get a letter from Hogwarts? P the fuck S You're a witch. You're fucking
magic as hell" xD
*pop* "Did you hear that? That was me popping your Harry Potter cherry"
"I like how the Herseys say a lot of happiness in a little drop. Not ALL the happiness. but
a lot. We aren't goin' crazy here with all of the happiness"
"I fricken know his family tree all the way back to the salem witch trials"
"Well the healthiest thing here is the air, but even that is questionable" ~Ashlynne about
KFC
"ooop that just punctured my ovary, yep that was definitely my ovary"
"IT HAS FRICKEN NPH IN IT"
( : : [ ] : : ) <---a band-aid.
"I feel like i am your only friend that doesn't want into your pants"
"Am i your only friend that doesn't want a piece of the Kyle Sausage?" "ehhhhh"
"Mittt tin" "Ohh my god, haha *snort* ahhaha
"Miitttt.. FUUUCKK OWW I JUST HIT MY ELBOW"
"Thats great, lets just let the two drunks wonder off into the deep blue yonder by
themselves"
"If you read the LOL section, you're bound to have some LOLS"
LSOIFOMDADMT (Laughing so hard i fall off my dinosaur and drop my taco)

"because he is kegan, because he is a delicate little snowflake, hahahah"

"Jonathan you're a beautiful man flower" "Wait What" "Yeah you're a beautiful man
flower" "Yeahhh you heard me"
"HOLY FUUUCK" "What?" "THERE IS A BIG ASS SPIDER ON MY CEILING"
"CAN YOU SEE IT CAN YOU SEE CAN YOU SEE IT"