Escolar Documentos
Profissional Documentos
Cultura Documentos
Issue #485
February 2015
Weird Cincinnati
Weird N.J. is the title of a book about strange phenomena in New Jersey that kicked off a series of tomes
that also enveloped other states. Now theres a Weird Kentucky, Weird Ohio, and Weird Indiana, for instance.
But rest assured, theres enough offbeat things in northern Kentucky, southwestern Ohio, and southeastern
Indiana to create Weird Cincinnati. I probably wont be the one to write Weird Cincinnati, since Im not a people
person like the world requires me to be. But theres surely enough material to fill a book.
What are some of the memorable people and things that characterize the region? Ive mentioned some of
them on the Intertubes, and heres some that some other peeps actually remember...
The angry state trooper at Big Bone. Back when I was about 6circa 1979there was a dour
Kentucky state trooper at Big Bone Lick State Park who needlessly became angry at folks. He reminded me of
Jackie Gleasons hilarious sheriff character in Smokey And The Bandit. My brother and I got too close to a pond at
the park, and the lawman thundered, Im gonna turn you boys in! Folks on Facebook also remember this
trooper.
The Kroger house. Gobs of Facebookers remember a house on North Bend Road in Mount Airy that had
a huge, elaborate display in the front yard assailing Kroger
supermarkets. It featured a giant K kicking a person in the
posterior. The display was as big as the biggest Christmas
displays, and it was up for years in the 1970s and 1980s. I
saw it a couple times in its later years.
Madam Madam. When I was a youth, there was a
local palm reading place that was allegedly a front for a
brothel. Folks on the Net say that was just an urban legend
but that some other palm readers actually were prostitution
fronts.
The car repair shop owner who had money to
burn. There was an auto repair shop where the owner would
in full view of customerstake stacks of $100 bills out of
his pocket and use them to light his cigars. It was also
rumored that he smashed customers car windows if they
tried negotiating a lower price. Because nobody could figure
out what local municipality the shop was in, police
considered it to be out of their jurisdiction.
Elviss comic book shop. Once on a high school
field trip, the teachers announced we were stopping at a
comic book shop in Latonia for some reason. Im not sure
why. I think it was to buy bubble gum. Before we got there,
one of my classmates stated that he had frequented the shop,
and that the owner strongly resembled Elvis Presley. Sure
enough, the owner was there that day, and he really did look
like Elvis!
What a cast of characters! Just like Sesame Street! The only difference is that Grover would probably
never light a cigar with $100 billsexcept maybe in the waiter skits.
This differs from the way I would have shown it several years ago, which would have been something
like this...
Until recently, the stylized Republican elephant symbol was used for Far Right sites in general. You can
probably still find the map where I used it for NKU, thanks to the universitys penchant for expelling students for
their political views and its unusual dedication to right-wing causes. And the Newt Gingrich-era computer font
was always useful in many endeavors for symbolizing right-wing despotism. I may start using it again for that.
I plan to someday merge the southwestern Covington map with that of Kenton Vale. But when? When the
bubble gum busts. Thats when. In the meantime, you can find the map and brief description of the NorthKey
neighborhood here...
http://www.bunkerblast.info/maps/covingtonsw.html
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