A MANAKAH AFFAIR Come Lords and Ladies, gentle folk Goode Queen Katie and her bloke The time is nigh, the moon has turned, The sun is high, please don’t get burned A year has passed and fast “twas done The last of the millenniwmn The 92K bug was a hoax ‘Bill Gates atill laughs and we stay broke So come and party, have some fun Come and feast ‘til the last ceumb 3s eaten off the festive plate ‘We'll drink all night and stay up late This summer's day we'll sing and dance And give the peasants one more chance Go sell their trinkets, show their wares To strut their stuff, forgo all cares There does remain one final chore Before we close the castle door ‘We must decide in conflict near ‘Who is the best of warriors here 3n Manakau a battle rare A Qearly joust for those who dare So polish up your armour bright And hone your weapons for the fight Gird your grains with mail and plate For honours sake you meet your fate And damaels fair all waiting keen Bould walk with victors and be seen Of dragons they Have had enough Theie minds are set on other stuff And pray those comely men in tights Provide distraction through the night