Q: Where is the ocean the deepest?

A: On the bottom!
Q: What do you break before you use it?
A: An egg!
Q: A man rode in to town on Tuesday, and left two days later on Tuesday. How so?
A: His horse is named Tuesday!
Q: How far can a fox run into a grove?
A: Only halfwaythen hes running out of it!
Q: I travel all over the world, but always stay in my corner. What am I?
A: A stamp.
Q: With pointed fangs I sit and wait; with piercing force I crunch out fate; grabbing victims, proclaiming might;
physically joining with a single bite. What am I?
A: A stapler
Q: What kind of coat is always wet when you put it on?
A: A coat of paint.
Q: How many seconds are there in one year?
A: 12 of them: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd, May 2nd, June 2nd, July 2nd, August 2nd,
September 2nd, October 2nd, November 2nd, December 2nd.
Q: What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?
A: A deck of playing cards.
Q: How many bananas can you eat if your stomach is empty?
A: Just oneafter that, its not empty anymore.
Q: What do you call a bear without an ear?
A: A b.

1. Where is the ocean the deepest?

2. What do you break before you use it?
3. A man rode in to town on Tuesday, and left
two days later on Tuesday. How so?
4. How far can a fox run into a grove?
5. I travel all over the world, but always stay in
my corner. What am I?
6. With pointed fangs I sit and wait; with
piercing force I crunch out fate; grabbing
victims, proclaiming might; physically joining
with a single bite. What am I?
7. What kind of coat is always wet when you
put it on?
8. How many seconds are there in one year?
9. What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?
10. How many bananas can you eat if your
stomach is empty?
11. What do you call a bear without an ear?

1. Where is the ocean the deepest?

2. What do you break before you use it?
3. A man rode in to town on Tuesday, and left
two days later on Tuesday. How so?
4. How far can a fox run into a grove?
5. I travel all over the world, but always stay in
my corner. What am I?
6. With pointed fangs I sit and wait; with
piercing force I crunch out fate; grabbing
victims, proclaiming might; physically joining
with a single bite. What am I?
7. What kind of coat is always wet when you
put it on?
8. How many seconds are there in one year?
9. What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?
10. How many bananas can you eat if your
stomach is empty?
11. What do you call a bear without an ear?

1. Where is the ocean the deepest?

2. What do you break before you use it?
3. A man rode in to town on Tuesday, and left
two days later on Tuesday. How so?
4. How far can a fox run into a grove?
5. I travel all over the world, but always stay in
my corner. What am I?
6. With pointed fangs I sit and wait; with
piercing force I crunch out fate; grabbing
victims, proclaiming might; physically joining
with a single bite. What am I?
7. What kind of coat is always wet when you
put it on?
8. How many seconds are there in one year?
9. What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?
10. How many bananas can you eat if your
stomach is empty?

1. Where is the ocean the deepest?

2. What do you break before you use it?
3. A man rode in to town on Tuesday, and left
two days later on Tuesday. How so?
4. How far can a fox run into a grove?
5. I travel all over the world, but always stay in
my corner. What am I?
6. With pointed fangs I sit and wait; with
piercing force I crunch out fate; grabbing
victims, proclaiming might; physically joining
with a single bite. What am I?
7. What kind of coat is always wet when you
put it on?
8. How many seconds are there in one year?
9. What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?
10. How many bananas can you eat if your
stomach is empty?

11. What do you call a bear without an ear?

11. What do you call a bear without an ear?