Ada cerita ttg banjir di Jkt (kiruman temen), Seorang bule yg baca ttg banjir di Jakarta kirim teks

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sama pacarnya di Bekasi, "Everywhere in the world flood is measured by 'centimeters' or 'meters'. Only in
Indonesia flood is measured by 'dengkul', 'betis', paha and 'pinggang'. I'm confused.." (Dimanapun banjir di
dunia, diukur pake centi apa pake meter. Hanya di Indonesia di ukur pake dengkul, betis, paha dan pinggang.
Saya bingung ..). Lalu pacarnya kirim balik sama bule tsb " you are wrong litlle (kamu ada salah sedikit) , I
correct-correct know ( saya betul2 tahu) that if season flood flood this ( kalau musim banjir banjir begini) we
don't bring ruler ( kami ga usah bawa meteran ). Why (ngapain) difficult-difficult bring ruler (susah susah
membawa penggaris) so we use dengkul, betis, pinggang, leher and highest flood we call eye foot ( paling
tinggi cuma setinggi mata kaki), but if measured from second floor .... hi hi hi ( tapi kalau diukur dari lantai 2
hi hi hi ). Ok , romance message for you ( salam mesra untuk mu ) from your liver fruit ( dari buah hati ). Siti
Lion on the table (Siti Singodimejo).