Linda Pireks BottomFeeders

Official Documentation of Copyright

11/3/2013

Copyright 2013 by Xiyuan Dave Zhao

All rights reserved. No part of this Brand/Name may be reproduced, distributed, or transmitted in
any form or by any means, including photocopying, recording, or other electronic or mechanical
methods, without the prior written permission of the publisher, except in the case of brief
quotations embodied in critical reviews and certain other noncommercial uses permitted by
copyright law. For permission requests, write to the publisher, addressed Attention:
BottomFeeder High Council, at the address below. Other forbidden actions include, but are not
limited to, false testimony, illegal use of our copyright, partaking in BottomFeeder copyrighted
actions (namely writing where only BottomFeeders should write), libel, interference with BF
dedicated affairs, taking up/trespassing on marked BF dedicated territory.
Further inquiries should be directed to the following address:
LPBF HeadQuarters
34 Farms Village Rd, Simsbury, CT 06070
(860) 658-0451 Pireks Extension
dasmuter@yahoo.com
lpirek@simsbury.k12.ct.us
Disclaimer: LPBF are not responsible for any of the following when individuals violate these
rights:
Beatings, robberies, incineration, decapitation, vehicular manslaughter, vandalism, graffiti, kungfu beat down, disintegration, cyber attacks, house calls from Kim Jong Un, the silent
treatment, lethal injection, falling from really high places, eating something youre allergic
to, rat poisoning, not being allowed to partake in snacks, Avada Kadavra. Being Poisoned,
Shot In The Head, Shot Three More Times, Bludgeoned, Castrated, And Then Thrown Into
A River Only For The Cause Of Death To Be Drowning (Rasputin Style). Tapeworms, being
crushed, electrocution, hypothermia, weaponized smallpox, flying objects, forced to watch
Wrecking Ball loop, shisnos, dismemberment, mammal liquefaction, de-skinning, despining, re-spining with anothers vertebrae, the 5-point exploding heart technique,
kamehamehas, reversed urination, flying through the danger zone, hypothermia, thrown
into the sun, swallowing a cracker that cuts your esophagus, that scene from the Matrix
where Neo flies INTO an agent and explodes him, mauling, and warping.
Fines can range from 19 cents to a maximum legal limit of 5 quintillion dollars
Orders by U.S.Department of Patents and Trademarks, U.S. Department of Homeland Security,
Barry OBeezy, and U.S. Department of Education
Failure to comply with the requirements above is punishable by law.
Printed in the United States of America
Signed, Xiyuan Dave Zhao, James Rogan: Undersecretary to the Department of Commerce