Expressions franaises 1.

The French dont piss you offthey shit you

off (Faire chier quelquun). 2. The French dont call you idioticthey call
you as dumb as a broom (tre con comme un balai). 3. The French dont
blow you offthey give you the rake (Se prendre un rteau). 4. The
French dont tell you that they dont carethey tell you that they care
about it like they care about their very first shirt (Sen foutre comme de sa
premire chemise). 5. The French dont say this is annoying methey say
Im getting swollen by this (a me gonfle). 6. The French dont tell you to
leave them alonethey tell you to go and cook yourself an egg (Aller se
faire cuire un uf). 7. The French dont tell you that youre grumpythey
tell you that youre farting sideways (Avoir un pet de travers). 8. The French
dont go crazythey break a fuse (Pter un plomb). 9. The French are not
bumblingthey have their two feet in the same clog (Avoir les deux pieds
dans le mme sabot). 10. The French are not energizedthey have the
potato or the French fry (Avoir la patate/la frite). 11. The French dont tell
you to mind your own businessthey tell you to deal with your own
onions (Occupe-toi de tes oignons). 12. The French are not brokethey are
scythed like wheat fields (tre fauch comme les bls). 13. The French are
not very luckythey have as much luck as a cuckold (Avoir une veine de
cocu). 14. The French dont say its uselessthey say its like pissing in a
violin (Pisser dans un violon). 15. The French are not ungratefulthey spit
in the soup (Cracher dans la soupe). 16. The French dont fuss about
somethingthey make a whole cheese about it (En faire tout un fromage).
17. The French dont give someone a tongue-lashingthey yell at them
like theyre rotten fish (Engueuler quelquun comme du poisson pourri). 18.
French men dont sleep aroundthey dip their biscuit (Tremper son
biscuit). 19. The French are not big-headedthey fart higher than their ass
is located (Pter plus haut que son cul). 20. The French dont shup someone
upthey nail someones beak (Clouer le bec de quelquun).