New Sayings

by

Billy McBride

Copyright 2012, by William McBride

ISBN 978-1-300-54157-8

Table of Contents

My Distress....4
Lullaby....15
A Present from Us....26
How to Lose a Chess Game 2....37
My Anger is a Ruined Garden....48
My Anger is a Car Battery....59
How to Win the Lottery 2....69
My Pain is a Busy Night....80
The Healing Power of M.O.A.T.....91
More Fragments.....102
Booklist....132

My Distress
by
Billy McBride

My distress is a gloomy swamp.

- B'nayvoovah
The M.O.A.T. spirals are waterfalls.
- Kathleen
The Texas landscape is an underwater tide pool.
- Teresa
An I-beam is a branch.
- Teresa
Horseplay like that is a squashed peanut shell.
- Teresa
Your lovemaking is like the warm air over warm water.
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- Teresa
Our kids are like the green ferns.
- Teresa
Honey's voice is like the golden light of a sunset.
- Teresa
That's not a waterfall.
- Teresa
MONEY opens the channel to help victims. M.O.A.T. is a
MONEY multiplier.
- Teresa
"I think I can do better than Jesus" is a swerve of a quote.
- Teresa
An equivalent to the success of a future M.O.A.T. is a
future $100.00 an hour minimum wage.
- Arielle
We need to take M.O.A.T. seriously in print and in
practice.
- Arielle
COTE products can be useful domestic products.
- Arielle
M.O.A.T. has much to do with teaching and education
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when I involve myself in it.

- Libby
Triumphant Car Company.
- Libby
Let knowledgeable business people take M.O.A.T. and
Triumphant Car Company literally; we though will use it as
a saying multiplier.
- Thrikbot
For us M.O.A.T. is not a plot.
- Thrikbot
COTE brooms and COTE dishes.
- Thrikbot
The business of M.O.A.T. is like the afternoon.
- Thrikbot
My pain in my finger is a twig in the mud.
- B'nayvoovah
Teaching is love, but poor people still need money.
- Honey
He's going to get his head cut off!!!...I'm just playing.
- Muslim Water Lilly
Pain is more a presence in my life than pleasure is.
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- B'nayvoovah
No. That just makes them think you're to blame.
- Bertha
Hawaiians are muscle shells.
- Bertha
Hilo is an abelone.
- Bertha
Hilo is an abelone shell, half shiny and colorful, and half
rough.
- Kathleen
Hilo Lagoon is a flying fish, beautiful and interesting.
- Kathleen
7-Eleven is a wet slurpee.
- Kathleen
What's so great about a car? It is a leaf scraping the ground
when it moves, and a washed up jellyfish when at rest.
- Kathleen
What is life but the noon of an uncertain day.
- Arielle
What is a bicycle but a rake that rakes no leaves, but moves
as the leaves on the ground as the raker wishes.
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- Arielle
Rigid is the sea.
- Arielle
People think I'm so smart they think I'm dumb.
- B'nayvoovah
Do we read it, or pronounce it?
- Arielle
Shylock is an unusable washing machine.
- Arielle
That's Hamlet's Angel.
- Arielle
They will live in uncertainty in Shakespeare, in the
Universal uncertainty of safety, meaning "Is the play real?"
- Arielle
Some ask: Is life real without the play?
- B'nayvoovah
Error about the play is necessary for life.
- Yafah
Antonio is a shy cat.
- Yafah

It wasn't supposed to downpour.

- Honey
Shakespeare exposes the emotions of Shakespeare. We are
transparent.
- Honey
He wants to be my savior.
- B'nayvoovah
We will thrive in a counter-answer after the din passes.
- B'nayvoovah
Personality.
- Kelly
Uh huh. We timed this one just right too.
- Kelly
They're dumb that's why they like bad movies.
- Kelly
34.
- Arielle
I don't want to be in a play where I am pretty much
separated from my family.
- B'nayvoovah
A friend?
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- B'nayvoovah
A friend.
- Arielle
Or both.
- Arielle
Maybe that's what we feel bad about. She lacks pathos.
- Arielle
What would the consequences be of giving attention more
to bad children rather than the rest?
- Valerie
A good child is one who is universally comprehensive.
- Libby
A movie is a lightning strike.
- Valerie
A movie is a push of a shopping cart.
- Valerie
A movie is the yank of a dog on it's leash.
- Valerie
My pain is a slamming car door.
- B'nayvoovah

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My pain is the beginning of a dreaded trip out.

- B'nayvoovah
A movie is a small puddle.
- Arielle
My pain is a used matchstick.
- B'nayvoovah
My pain is a twisting winter branch.
- B'nayvoovah
M.O.A.T. helps those with schizophrenia understand their
suffering better.
- B'nayvoovah
M.O.A.T. is a sunny ant hill.
- Marbah
Money is the footprints in the mud.
- Marbah
Money is a street.
- Marion
Money is the water pouring out of a container.
- Diana
A blank check is a blade of grass.
- Diana
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My money is a swamp.
- B'nayvoovah
My money is a wave.
- B'nayvoovah
Mercy is a shady palm tree.
- Bertha
Mercy is the flight iof a sea-gull.
- Bertha
My memory is a long day.
- B'nayvoovah
My pain is a dead horseshoe crab.
- B'nayvoovah
My hope is the silver air.
- B'nayvoovah
A covenant is the shining waves of the shore.
- Marion
It's not time to answer yet.
- Marion
I love people, but my having of no friends is my choice
because my schizophrenia is too much for anybody to
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worry over.
- B'nayvoovah
I would like to have a girlfriend but my schizophrenia turns
people off, and I understand why.
- B'nayvoovah
I would like to make friends with more people, but I am
shy and not aggressive.
- B'nayvoovah
I will probably be alone for the rest of my entire life
because of my mental disorder.
- B'nayvoovah
I would instantly trade all of my books and music just to
have a good friend.
- B'nayvoovah
I love life, and want one.
- B'nayvoovah
Ahovah, Tim and Tuck.
- B'nayvoovah
They know how to play this one.
- Arielle
Now he's gonna write it down.
- Tim
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Ahovah. We know you're not evil.

- Tim
Thank you. Jennifer, ahovat.
- B'nayvoovah
What's he going to do now?
- Tuck
I hate that guy.
- Jared
Do you know what he just did?
- Vanessa
Are you in heaven?
- Tina
Selfishly read selfish reader. It's okay.
- B'nayvoovah
They will forget, it's already starting. We are not
revolutionaries.
- Jennifer
My pain is a pie crust pan.
My pain is a coconut husk.

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My pain is a stretched ball of silly putty.

- B'nayvoovah
FINIS

Lullaby

by

Ora Ora Tiferetot

My pain hurting my side is the lid of a washing machine

closed shut.
- B'nayvoovah
Physical or Spiritual Babies: A Theory of Sex.
- Ora Ora Tiferetot
This will work. It always does. Watch and learn.
- Ora Ora Tiferetot
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Yep.
- Ora Ora Tiferetot
Angry King Lear is a gloomy mountain.
- Ora Ora Tiferetot
King Lear can get upset.
- Ora Ora Tiferetot
He can hear you!
- Donna
He can still hear you!
- Donna
Peace is stronger than hate.
- Donna
What's he reading? It's going to take him three hours.
- Donna
Do you know what he just did?
- Donna
I've got better things to do than to play by myself.
- B'nayvoovah
That's a good one. Trust me on that.
- Thrikbot
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You can try to go to Facebook, but it will be just the same

stuff.
- Donna
Billy, a lullaby is a song you sing to a baby.
- Thrikbot
Billy, you're going to love going to the dentist.
- Thrikbot
I've got better things to do than to waste my time.
- Thrikbot
Why do you say that?
- Donna
Well, I never!
- Amy
Alright, you be my wife and I'll be your hubby one more
time.
- B'nayvoovah
You got a better idea?
- Donna
Just nice.
- Donna

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Dating services are aquariums.

- Donna
A group of young friends is a bunch of branches.
- Donna
Experience is a common object.
- Donna
I Don't Love You Anymore is the strangest book in the
world.
- Yafah
This is the 1/3 fairy part.
- B'nayvoovah
I'm not pretentious. That is one of my favorite qualities in
myself.
- B'nayvoovah
Why don't you tell somebody who cares?
- B'nayvoovah
That's the weirdest way they help.
- Thrikbot
That didn't come out the way I had planned.
- Thrikbot
Not like that...like this.
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- B'nayvoovah
I don't think anybody wants to mess with the O.E.D..
- B'nayvoovah
Paul and Sugar.
- B'nayvoovah
A dream interpreted is a great landscape.
- Libby
Weird ideas, weird things and weird words are illusions and
dreams.
- Arielle
The sea-giant picking me up from out of the sea is a nest
falling out of a tree.
- Arielle
Friends defense mechanisms, images, revisionary ratios,
and poetic tropes.
- Libby
A nest falling is a hyperbole, a daemonization, and a
repression.
- Libby
A nest falling is the worst.
- Libby

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The New Testament is a stinking volcanic dike.

- Yafah
A baby's cry is like the cry of an eagle.
- Yafah
They like me a little bit.
- B'nayvoovah
Maybe I am just thinking a little before I fall asleep.
- B'nayvoovah
Right now type "34" very hard on your computer.
- Grouchy
No need to rush into depth.
- Yafah
What Angels, who are your friends, discuss may be
prophesies of some actual conversation some day.
- Yafah
The book I wrote called Prostitutes is a story about Hope.
- Yafah
Don't worry. We'll remember it.
- Yafah
Why don't you tell somebody that you don't care?
- Yafah
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What the fuck are we going to do now that Tob Shbeeb has
something awesome to say?
- Tob Shbeeb
What time is it?
- Sir John Falstaff
Of all the people on Facebook, there is no Billy McBride.
- Tob Shbeeb
That one is pretty good but not quite yet.
- Tob Shbeeb
Yes, I know. It would help if they had more fun too.
- Tob Shbeeb
They are being unpredictable now.
- Arielle
What good did he ever do for me? He moved out.
- Yafah
People who still believe in the devil watch too many
Hollywood movies.
- Yafah
I guess you'll just have to move them.
- Yafah

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Charity.
- Yafah
Maybe he's channeling Arielle.
- Yafah
Does he have any memory?
- Arielle
They don't believe me.
- B'nayvoovah
They believe in stuff that doesn't exist in common nature.
- B'nayvoovah
Hey, what you guys doing?
- B'nayvoovah
Just write.
- B'nayvoovah
I'm on the phone. Be quiet!
- B'nayvoovah
I'm on the phone with Charles Barkley.
- B'nayvoovah
Just because they think so doesn't mean that you have to
think so.
- Honey
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Do they like me a little?

- B'nayvoovah
Uh huh.
- Honey
I miss you.
- B'nayvoovah
You did it!
- Arielle
There's lots of um!
- Arielle
Hey, that's my line.
- Arielle
It's just an attempt. I know that I will never be able to do
that, nor will I probably ever want to in the first place.
- B'nayvoovah
I dunno. We'll see about that sometime.
- B'nayvoovah
They're trying to outflank me?
- B'nayvoovah
I just wanted to let you know in case I haven't lately.
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- B'nayvoovah
We must make up for lost time. That's what I say and I'm
sticking to it.
- B'nayvoovah
I suppose there's a meaning in that.
- B'nayvoovah
I might as well love my wife.
- B'nayvoovah
One more time?
- B'nayvoovah
There's got to be a solution to that.
- Thrikbot
Uh huh. That's what they are doing.
- Thrikbot
I need you too.
- Thrikbot
They will just have to buy our book if they really want to
be awesome.
- Thrikbot
Aww, shucks.
- B'nayvoovah
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Tob Shbeeb said it would be okay, so I say okay too.

- B'nayvoovah
Oh, pooh.
- B'nayvoovah
Don't they have other Gods in Hawaii?
- Thrikbot
They are classically trained pianists in the wrong piano
performance.
- Thrikbot
Wait.
- Yeetsod Kavod
It might help to wash your hands.
- Thrikbot
She wonders.
- Thrikbot
She's a wonder woman.
- Thrikbot
Ahovah. Ahovah.
- B'nayvoovah
He's not on Facebook.
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- Carl
Something there?
- B'nayvoovah
FINIS

A Present from Us
by
Billy McBride

You don't have to be evil to be awesome.

- B'nayvoovah
You can believe all you want in Tutti-Frutti for all I care,
I'm not trying to change anybody.
- Marbah
Timon of Athens is a waterfall.
- Marbah

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Variations of nonsense.
- Marbah
Billy, make a list of things to do when you are old.
- Marbah
A private-to-public matter.
- Marbah
Keep it to yourself.
- Marbah
Stereotomy separates what is private from what is public
permanently.
- Arielle
I wonder what they are gonna do next.
- Thrikbot
That's his present and my present combined.
- B'nayvoovah
What is power but a nice walking surface.
- B'nayvoovah
And you know what, I'm gonna come over there and cut
the tip off your banana and make you a peanut butter and
banana sandwich really slowly.
- B'nayvoovah

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Some Rabbis out there really like you B'nayvoovah.

- Thrikbot
There's nothing new under the sun.
- Thrikbot
I am not a fool; I believe in heaven.
- Thrikbot
I love the physical universe as best as I know how.
- Thrikbot
Let's all talk about the worst we can do to each other.
- Richard Rorty
I just did.
- B'nayvoovah
Brainwashing is the sweetest book in the world.
- Arielle
I secretly cursed the Anonymous unknown Angels in my
heart, before the time I found out that they were my
Spiritual Family.
- B'nayvoovah
Happy Birthday B'nayvoovah!
- Rosalinda
Cuss words and curses will just make you more confused.
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- Arielle
They care more about me that about discussing B.J. Penn.
- B'nayvoovah
I could write a letter to the cops or call them to report
harassment. My neighbors can make me feel bad by
threatening me.
- B'nayvoovah
They, the neighbors can chop off my head. I can chop off
their heads or my friends can chop off their heads.
- B'nayvoovah
They can cut my penis off. I can cut their penises off or
my friends can, or worse.
- B'nayvoovah
They can call me Antichrist. I can insult their savior or call
them Antichrists.
- B'nayvoovah
They can tell me I am going to hell. I can tell them they
are going to hell.
- B'nayvoovah
They can gang up on me and beat the crap out of me in the
parking lot when I take out the trash, get mail, go for
groceries, or go on a walk. I can do the same to them or
my friends can.
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- B'nayvoovah
They can soot me. I can shoot them.
- B'nayvoovah
They can call me fagit. I can call them fagits.
- B'nayvoovah
They can bother me by talking about me and slandering
me. I can gossip to my friends so that they can hear.
- B'nayvoovah
They can get nasty. I can get nasty.
- B'nayvoovah
They can break into my apartment. I can break into their
apartments or my friends can.
- B'nayvoovah
They can go to jail if I report them in a letter or phone call
to the cops. I can go to jail if they report me doing
something wrong.
- B'nayvoovah
They can brainwash me. I can brainwash them.
- B'nayvoovah
They can fear me. I can fear them.
- B'nayvoovah

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They can make my life miserable in the future; I can make

their lives miserable in the future.
- B'nayvoovah
They can act irrational. I can act irrational.
- B'nayvoovah
They can set a fire. I can set a fire.
- B'nayvoovah
They can blind me. I can blind them or my friends can.
- B'nayvoovah
They can record me doing wrong. I can record them doing
wrong.
- B'nayvoovah
They can make me mad. I can make them mad.
- B'nayvoovah
They can take revenge out on my family. I can take
revenge out on their families, or my friends can.
- B'nayvoovah
I can report them to the landlord. They can report me to
the landlord.
- B'nayvoovah
I can be evicted. They can be evicted.
- B'nayvoovah
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I can brag. They can brag.

- B'nayvoovah
I can keep them awake. They can keep me awake.
- B'nayvoovah
Everybody can sound nice.
- Pekhot
She doesn't look sly Billy, she looks troubled.
- Pekhot
Why doesn't she stick up for her Guardian Angel?
- B'nayvoovah
I was planning on reading it to my psychologist.
- B'nayvoovah
He thinks I don't like him.
- B'nayvoovah
It's not in the present tense.
- B'nayvoovah
You can't beat the schizophrenia out of the schizophrenic.
- B'nayvoovah
Ok, which one?
- B'nayvoovah
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Different variations of my brothers.

- B'nayvoovah
There's a word for that I am sure.
- Donna
You've made your point, now what is it?
- B'nayvoovah
Very wise of us not to be dumb.
- Grouchy
Bob Dylan is the water running down a sidewalk.
- Grouchy
I can hear you better, you come in more clear.
- B'nayvoovah
Being a being.
- B'nayvoovah
Billy, they were never talking about you after all.
- B'nayvoovah
You remembered your next door neighbor's cooking of
cookies.
- Shnoonah
I am allowed to read from a book.
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- Shnoonah
An active life is good.
- Yafah
How can you understand the concept without the
vocabulary word?
- Yafah
The Labyrinth of Sex.
- Yafah
Why would anybody want the victim to go to hell?
- Yafah
Talking to you is like holding your hand.
- Elaine
"What are you thinking about?" is the silliest sentence in
the world.
- Elaine
Just because somebody talks doesn't mean they should be
talking.
- Elaine
Maybe I should look for the grammar that matches the
natural object of our poem.
- Elaine

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Totem and Taboo.

- Sigmund Freud
This sentence is a beach.
- Elaine
This short sentence is a bucket full of water.
- Elaine
That may work better.
- Thrikbot
The sentences I write are sunny dirt rows.
- Thrikbot
A dirt row is a sunny breeze.
- Thrikbot
Believing in hell is a delusion of grandeur.
- Thrikbot
Trusting in our community is what we all must do.
- Thrikbot
How do you know what I believe?
- B'nayvoovah
Being doom-eager is not good.
- Yafah

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We can come back to it.

- Arielle
We must reach out to those who trust.
- Arielle
Poor Plato, he deserves a better reputation.
- Arielle
It's just contingency...why you feel bad sometimes, you
can't help it.
- Arielle
O.O.T. works around the problems with others.
- Arielle
We're awesome, not just in a sublime manner, but in a
domestic way too.
- Arielle
That's one of the helpers!
- Elaine
She's Gus.
- Elaine
A Magic Mountain.
- Elaine
Either people have us wrong, or they are mean.
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- Elaine
Can books help them more than me?
- B'nayvoovah
I am okay.
- B'nayvoovah
You are fine.
- Thrikbot
My anger is an uncut lawn.
- B'nayvoovah
My anger is a cigarette lighter.
- B'nayvoovah

FINIS

How to Lose a Chess Game 2

by
Kathleen McBride

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Everything's something.
- Thrikbot
The bigger picture.
- Thrikbot
You don't have to believe to go to heaven.
- Thrikbot
Sociopaths do not interact with the rest of the community.
- Thrikbot
I can hear you sillies. I'm just playing, I can't hear you.
To-whit, to-who.
- Thrikbot
Why would I make that up? It's humiliating enough.
- B'nayvoovah
You can laugh. I am okay.
- B'nayvoovah
My silence is kinda funny.
- B'nayvoovah
If you are not a buddy, then you are a beet.
- Donna

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When are we not being tested?

- Ioannus Vassiliou
March to the beat of a different drummer.
- B'nayvoovah
Ollie, Ollie oxen free!
- Grouchy
My dancing is a few small drops of rain.
- B'nayvoovah
My humiliation is a great height.
- B'nayvoovah
My humiliation is night school.
- B'nayvoovah
My humiliation is a slippery floor.
- B'nayvoovah
My pain is a half of a clothes pin.
- B'nayvoovah
My rough self is an indoor wall.
- B'nayvoovah
My forgetfulness is a planetarium.
- B'nayvoovah

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My forgetfulness is a light blue blanket.

- B'nayvoovah
He's right here.
- B'nayvoovah
Playing on the conga, people know you and your style by
it, even though they can't see you daily.
- Kathleen
How can I talk with him? I would like to make up with
him.
- Kathleen
Billy, dancing is like writing. Keep it up!
- Kathleen
My humiliation is a spiky tree pod-seed.
- B'nayvoovah
Influence.
- B'nayvoovah
All objects will influence you in time.
- B'nayvoovah
I could draw what I am influenced by, photograph it, or
print it.
- Honey

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Let's do it.
- Honey
Muslim Water Lilly will help you learn how to sing.
- Honey
Please don't say Victor Hugo!
- Kirk
My pain is a nickel.
- B'nayvoovah
My pain is an illustrated astronomy book.
- B'nayvoovah
The Amateur Astronomer's Guide.
- B'nayvoovah
Billy, this is your book on objects.
- Yafah
My hesitation is the outdoors.
- B'nayvoovah
My hesitation is a chain link fence.
- B'nayvoovah
He looks a little different nowadays.
- B'nayvoovah

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Thank you. It is good.

- Ribbit
Which one is it?
- Thrikbot
My confusion is a video game.
- B'nayvoovah
President's Day is a wet spraying breeze on an overcast
day.
- Donna
The Ying and Yang symbol is a ghostly pine.
- Kabbalah
Kabbalah's kiss is like a spoonful of strawberries.
- Kabbalah
The center of the lake.
- Kabbalah
Hilo rain is like a colorful spinning metal top.
- Kabbalah
You're making up with them.
- Kabbalah
My pain is a broom.
- B'nayvoovah
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Born to be wild.
- Steppenwolf
Baruch B.T.O..
- Arielle
My pain is a wind-bent tree in the torrential rain.
- B'nayvoovah
Arielle's kisses are like a poke of a pen top to my lips.
- B'nayvoovah
The children's book series of The Bernstein Bears was
published by General Mills.
- B'nayvoovah
Maybe I was being silly before.
- B'nayvoovah
My pain is a tadpole.
- B'nayvoovah
Bertha's kisses are like the pull of magnets before they
meet.
- B'nayvoovah
Instructions.
- Arielle

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Please pay attention.

- Arielle
Miss Lonelyhearts.
- Valerie
My pain is a snowman.
- B'nayvoovah
My pain is a tennis court.
- B'nayvoovah
Free.
- Arielle
Neato stuff.
- Arielle
One day the Starship Enterprise will be real.
- Arielle
The doubts of the community.
- Libby
One day the neighbors will be nurses.
- Libby
Mike's story, and when he told it.
- Libby

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Spiritual Golf.
- Libby
Work with Picard. How? Let him talk.
- Libby
Ahovah, John.
- B'nayvoovah
Is John Picard's guru or is Picard John's.
- B'nayvoovah
Captain Picard's new name is O.U..
- Kathleen
Play with them. Give them all new names.
- Kathleen
Who is this guy?
- Tom Tom
It did change.
- Tom Tom
Vanessa's new name is Fair Virgin.
- Kathleen
John's new name is Little Father.
- Kathleen

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We're all going to Texas.

- Kenneth
Hans's new name is March.
- Kabbalah
Jessica's new name is Laura.
- Kabbalah
They see and have seen things which I have been blind to
lately.
- B'nayvoovah
Ein Soph.
- Kabbalah
It's a new aestheticism.
- O.U.
Mystery Science Theater 3000.
- Kabbalah
Mark's new name is Born to Rock.
- Kabbalah
Charlotte's new name is Sorry Virgin.
- Kabbalah
Jacob's Ladder.
- Thrikbot
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Muslim Water Lilly's new name is A Billon Outside.

- Thrikbot
AAAAAh eeee!!!
- B'nayvoovah
Genius.
- H.B.
Learn More Beth's new name is Cannot War the Alph.
- Thrikbot
Brian goes to Room Boom.
- Thrikbot
A Billion Outside goes to The Lands and M.O.A.T..
- Thrikbot
Ribbit? He's okay. Anybody else need a new name?
- Kabbalah
Jacob was in pain.
- Kabbalah
My rough self is my Cabellero skateboard.
- B'nayvoovah
Propellerhead Reason's new name is Happy Sheeba.
- Bertha
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Alas.
- Bertha
Daryll.
- Ken
Why?
- Ken

FINIS

My Anger is a Ruined Garden

by
Teresa McBride

We kinda did.
- Arielle
I thought they would appreciate in a better way.
- Arielle
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Billy, they know all about the Twelfth Night.

- Arielle
I am old, I am old.
- Sir John Falstaff
Well, it looks like it's just you and I.
- B'nayvoovah
I called the cops?
- B'nayvoovah
To call the cops is to go to paradise.
- B'nayvoovah
I will zip it. I will be like Bloom in class.
- B'nayvoovah
Billy, they're not afraid of your voice, they're Angels.
- Donna
Maria Water Lilly.
- Donna
Irony, first limitation.
- Donna
A Map of Misreading is a kitten.
- Donna
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Jesus Nixon is a thump.

- Donna
This is Going Well is the earliest book in the world.
- Donna
We're friends.
- B'nayvoovah
The thump and I are friends.
- B'nayvoovah
I'd rather not write anymore about my spiritual crisis.
- B'nayvoovah
Waiting to See is the latest-to-come book in the whole
world.
- B'nayvoovah
Baruch Michelle.
- B'nayvoovah
Who are the silent ones in the Twelfth Night? There are
three.
- B'nayvoovah
Headbuttressia is the most cut off book in the whole world.
- B'nayvoovah

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I love Bottom, he is a Rockstar, and I like Billy.

- Arielle
What the heck just didn't happen?
- Arielle
The Hydromancy of Jenny McBride part One and Two is
the most controversial book in the whole world.
- Libby
I know something you don't know. It's a secret.
- B'nayvoovah
The best way to call the cops is to wash your hands.
- B'nayvoovah
The second best way to call the cops is to call them on your
cell phone.
- B'nayvoovah
Just wait till she moves out to blabber.
- Kathleen
Make a Mishnah of your own version, your own oral
sayings.
- B'nayvoovah
Imagine a face-to-face new personal Mishnah.
- B'nayvoovah

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If music be the food of love play on.

- Orsino
Billy, that's why!
- Ora
In this way our Headbuttressia is like Twelfth Night
because of election.
- Ora
Shh!!! Whisper, whisper.
- Ora
You figured out your Dad.
- Ora
That's a good one.
- Marion
Hey nonny no!
- Anonymous
Hey nonny no! is the easiest saying in the whole world.
- Marion
It is hard to teach.
- Marion
My real Angels inside of me know what they're saying.
- B'nayvoovah
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I know why you say that.

- B'nayvoovah
You'll grow on them.
- Marion
That's not me. Get a life.
- Marion
Who cares?
- Ora
We can make this community work.
- Ora
Don't worry they want you to have fun too. We are all
working on it.
- Ora
They want you to have fun in Heaven.
- Ora
There are quiet children sometimes, it should not come as
such as a shock.
- Ora
Jesus and Ha-Shem: the Names Divine by Harold Bloom is
the most intellectual book in the world.
- Ora
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What disappears?
- Grouchy
That is dumb, so re-modify it if you wish.
- Grouchy
I write because I may go back, and I need money.
- B'nayvoovah
Billy, they must wait as you must wait.
- Kabbalah
Billy, what does Virginia Woolf say about laughing?
- Kabbalah
Maybe they just don't like Odysseus.
- Kabbalah
The rest is silence.
- Hamlet
This is an aesthetic experience too!
- Amy
I want them to entertain me!
- Amy
It is cant that is messed up.
- Amy
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Big brother is a nice person.

- Amy
Wider circles of helpers.
- Amy
Very good. Emily Bronte is it.
- Amy
Now it's Thomas Pynchon.
- Amy
You are not a solipsist.
- Thrikbot
Tob Shbeeb wants a tamborine.
- Thrikbot
M*A*S*H.
- Thrikbot
Please do if you must.
- Thrikbot
Billy, you just remembered your jumbo pencil you had as a
child.
- Thrikbot
Ria on the rainy stream.
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- Thrikbot
Smooth operator.
- Thrikbot
I know you hate that, but wait!
- Thrikbot
You should work on that.
- Yafah
And, that dog is the best dog in the world.
- Shnoonah
It's just part of the pattern.
- Thrikbot
Right on.
- Elaine
I don't know, I want to play around and experiment, this
seems a good time to do so.
- Elaine
At least you can take a joke.
- Elaine
Some people rejoice, while others weep.
- Elaine

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"Your still beautiful, no matter what" is a wild saying.

- Thrikbot
Child personality.
- Thrikbot
Maybe they're just practicing.
- Thrikbot
John's show today is the sea-foam.
- Thrikbot
John's new loud movie is a centipede.
- Thrikbot
Sorry, I'm not a fan of bad writing.
- Thrikbot
You're just gonna have to deal with it. P.P.P.
- Elaine
People are entitled to their opinions.
- Elaine
Come to think of it, it's not that funny after all.
- Elaine
No big deal.
- Elaine

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You need to slow down mister!

- Elaine
Much Ado About Nothing.
- Elaine
Our Growing Intimacy.
- Elaine
I don't want to fight them, but I do want to surprise them
with fun stuff though.
- B'nayvoovah
To talk on your telephone is to be a dork.
- Shnoonah
Complaining too much is a sign of idiocy.
- Shnoonah
You forgot! It was going to probably lead to a great quote.
- Shnoonah
My anger is a greenhouse.
- B'nayvoovah
My anger is a too-seriously-taken conversation.
- B'nayvoovah
My anger is a railing.
- B'nayvoovah
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My anger is an overwatered plant.

- B'nayvoovah
My anger is dirty bed sheets.
- B'nayvoovah

FINIS

My Anger is a Car Battery

by
Yafah McBride

Jason's hair surfs over his eyes.

- Donna
My dream is the swift clouds passing overhead on an
overcast day.
- Donna
My fear of dying is a sticky little cobweb under my stove.
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- B'nayvoovah
Sublimation is a defense mechanism to protect the
personality.
- Elaine
Richard Rorty will teach you how to play the conga.
- Elaine
It's like that, the good? Yes.
- Elaine
Never-mind.
- Yafah
You don't want that one, its bad; but we could do some
more good ones.
- Yafah
Steve is half dirt half mud.
- B'nayvoovah
Star Trek is the deep water of the lake.
- B'nayvoovah
The captian of the Enterprise is a bear.
- B'nayvoovah
There's something wrong with you.
- Captain Picard
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A mean threat is a storm tossed sea.

- Tob Shbeeb
Tough guy.
- Captain Picard
A freak is a pirate boat.
- Elaine
A freak is a mirage, an illusion, a dream.
- Elaine
He doesn't see the forest for the forest.
- Elaine
Kind of creepy.
- Kathleen
Just ignore the B'nayvoovah.
- Kathleen
You don't know me but I think you're awesome.
- B'nayvoovah
Reggie Music is the water that spills out of a hose.
- B'nayvoovah
Home is a warm bath.
- Kabbalah
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Maybe he's concerned about her too.

- Kabbalah
What about praising?
- Kabbalah
It's okay. We know you feel as if you are running late
sometimes.
- Kabbalah
I love you but I think that you know that there is no end to
enquiry.
- Kabbalah
That is not really your biggest problem.
- Kabbalah
He loves people.
- Rick
A child is not the same as his or her father or mother.
- Elaine
My conga is my Harley.
- Grouchy
We move in different circles.
- Grouchy

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Throw the desire for a new relationship out the window

and seek hope in its place.
- Grouchy
You can be sad, but keep trucking along.
- Grouchy
That is a good quote, but that one is not for you.
- Donna
Children aren't to blame for their parents' bad deeds.
- Donna
I want a fantasy life. It would not hurt anyone.
- B'nayvoovah
Song of Solomon.
- B'nayvoovah
She has some issues in her life which require more
immediate attention.
- B'nayvoovah
He wants to be liked. They all do.
- B'nayvoovah
That feels awesome.
- B'nayvoovah
This is mutual?
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- B'nayvoovah
I owe you a debt that can never be paid.
- B'nayvoovah
My imaginary Angel wives are NOT evil nor do they
appreciate such name calling of them.
- B'nayvoovah
My hesitation is a hornet's muddy nest.
- B'nayvoovah
My pain is a hot water bottle.
- B'nayvoovah
Be accurate without complaining.
- B'nayvoovah
My pain is a slab of raw plywood.
- B'nayvoovah
My pain is the bottom of an old boat.
- B'nayvoovah
My pain is the swing in a tree.
- B'nayvoovah
My pain is a street lamp.
- B'nayvoovah

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My pain is a bent ace of spades card.

- B'nayvoovah
My pain is a mushroom.
- B'nayvoovah
Song titles as quotes.
- B'nayvoovah
My sleepiness is a lot of cardboard boxes.
- B'nayvoovah
Propellerhead is an empty manila folder.
- B'nayvoovah
You can buy a Kindle for $89.00.
- B'nayvoovah
Wait a second.
- B'nayvoovah
It's just a whim I suppose.
- B'nayvoovah
They might think weird things, but we just say this is the
norm.
- Arielle
It all makes sense from our perspective.
- Arielle
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Voice.
- Arielle
Can we talk later?
- Amy
Freedom, then sex.
- Arielle
This is how they do that.
- Arielle
Pattern 5 at 120 bpm.
- Arielle
I wonder what to say to you.
- Arielle
It's just an interesting quote.
- Arielle
3 to 5 and 7 at 98 bpm.
- B'nayvoovah
Everybody's helping. Remember that.
- Arielle
My pleasure is a leaf.
- B'nayvoovah
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My pleasure is a bare foot.

- B'nayvoovah
My pleasure is the surface of the water.
- B'nayvoovah
My pleasure is a hot onion.
- B'nayvoovah
My pleasure is a mild afternoon.
- B'nayvoovah
My pain is a thin window.
- B'nayvoovah
My pain is a broken clam shell.
- B'nayvoovah
My pain is astroturf.
- B'nayvoovah
Hard, soft, hard.
- B'nayvoovah
My anger is the nightly rain.
- B'nayvoovah
My anger is a tower.
- B'nayvoovah
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My anger is an icicle.
- B'nayvoovah
My anger is corregated steel.
- B'nayvoovah
My anger is a rusty exhaust pipe.
- B'nayvoovah
My anger is an old metal roof.
- B'nayvoovah
My anger is a hard snowball.
- B'nayvoovah
My anger is a califlouer,
- B'nayvoovah
My anger is a cold cloud.
- B'nayvoovah
My anger is a hot water heater.
My anger is a cold moony night.
My pain is a dirty refrigerator.
My pain is a twelfth night.

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My pain is a gum wrapper.

My pain is a sewage plant.
My anger is a flash of light.
My anger is a country road at midnight.
My anger is a glue-stick.
- B'nayvoovah
Billy, you had a nightmare you were Malvolio.
- Libby
FINIS

How to Win the Lottery 2

by

Shnoonah McBride

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I have been shocked by Nature many times.

- B'nayvoovah
That bad feeling is the overgrown grass by the lakeside.
- Arielle
There is a "should I" or "should I not" always involved.
- Arielle
Thank you, it's easy when I have your help.
- Arielle
Anything to make my beautiful wife smile.
- B'nayvoovah
How things turn out kinda depends on the weather.
- Arielle
When will the metaphor we all have been waiting for
come?
- Arielle
My sleepiness is the bright ocean.
- B'nayvoovah
They are challenging us. We will personally answer them.
- Kabbalah
I suggest we go for a Jacob quote.
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- Amy
My having of a pleasure and loss is an ebb wave receding
back into the sea on a hot day.
- B'nayvoovah
Kabbalah's voice is the echo o a tree falling in the
mountain valley.
- Thrikbot
Merkabah lost, but something gained.
- Thrikbot
God's lovingkindness.
- Thrikbot
Lovingkindness is the coast as seen from a mountaintop.
- Thrikbot
A blessing in disguise.
- David
The words "mental disorder" or the meanings of the Waters
of Lethe for many are a forest fire.
- Thrikbot
Billy, you're seeing the Ha-Gadol picture.
- Kabbalah
Inclusiveness is a summer field.
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- Marilyn
My pleasure is the softest sand.
- B'nayvoovah
People throw away things and buy new ones. People are
porcupines looking for a home.
- B'nayvoovah
"This one is a quote" is a quote.
- Marbah
My emotions are the world itself.
- B'nayvoovah
Plants are growing. Plants are the winds and the trees.
- B'nayvoovah
The pain of a cold chill is an unexpected wave of the
ocean.
- B'nayvoovah
He looks hard to talk to and is hard to talk to.
- B'nayvoovah
It may not be real. It may be a spacecraft that they are
flying.
- Donna
Let's take M.O.A.T. seriously again.
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- B'nayvoovah
For shame!
- B'nayvoovah
You know what?
- Ora Ora Tiferetot
Their obsession is a heavy rain.
- Ora Ora Tiferetot
Just as strong as the foolishness of hatred is the foolishness
of love.
- Ora Ora Tiferetot
How are we going to talk without our books?
- Ora Ora Tiferetot
My schizophrenia is a bog.
- B'nayvoovah
My poetry is a rainy garden.
- B'nayvoovah
My pain is a cactus spike.
- B'nayvoovah
William Blake's poetry is The Very Best Childhood.
- Marion

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Hope is the sound after the wind dies down.

- Marion
Foolish love is the Covering Cherub.
- Marion
Foolish hate is the Sphinx.
- Marion
Within the community, Hegel's mysticism is a kind of
intuitive communication with learning.
- B'nayvoovah
Asperger's Syndrome and Charlie Parker and a mystical
Hegel.
- B'nayvoovah
Burritos I miss.
- B'nayvoovah
A vampire is a silent night.
- Libby
Too happy to separate.
- Libby
A person may change and move on with her life.
- Libby
To get your head cut off is to fall in love.
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- Thrikbot
An anti is an atobot.
- Thrikbot
Billy, you're a quoter not a talker.
- Thrikbot
I am not an atobot.
- B'nayvoovah
It must change.
- Wallace Stevens
An eleven homer fine for talking out of turn!
- Thrikbot
Shut the fuck up B'nayvoovah.
- Arielle
If you go to Facebook one more time...
- B'nayvoovah
What is that? Castle stuff.
- B'nayvoovah
I dare you to say that into the microphone.
- B'nayvoovah
Hypocrite.
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- B'nayvoovah
There's a reason.
- Arielle
What the heaven is a THARCO?
- Arielle
Why do you say that?
- Donna
It's a private matter. You will see.
- A.B.
I play the piano. So what?
- B'nayvoovah
You mean we could have been doing that all night?
- Arielle
Heaven is a place for all. Remember that.
- Arielle
Just something to think about.
- Arielle
I've got a family silly. We're trying to have fun.
- Arielle
A nice reunion
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- Honey
I'm not trying to change you.
- Honey
I love you just the way you are.
- Honey
You're fine.
- Honey
I know. That was why we did it tonight.
- Honey
Good stuff.
- Honey
I know you can't hear what I'm saying but I love you.
- Honey
You should have stayed in Honolulu.
- Tov Tov Shalom
I love both Jesus Christ and the Antichrist.
- Neighbor, Muslim Water Lilly
Variety depends upon avoiding mediocrity.
- Elaine
Good question.
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- Tob Shbeeb
He will be fined.
- Tob Shbeeb
Waves of plots are closing in on one during the day to
prevent one from gaining a personality.
- Tob Shbeeb
To call the police is to go to heaven.
- Donna
Lift: A Theory of Motion.
- Donna
Light: A Theory of Obsession.
- Donna
My pain is a twisted line.
- B'nayvoovah
My annoyance is a dirty salty wave.
- B'nayvoovah
My pain is a metal railing.
- B'nayvoovah
My love is a humid atmosphere.
- B'nayvoovah

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My pain is a hairbrush.
- B'nayvoovah
My pain is a dry withered plant.
- B'nayvoovah
My pain is a belt buckle.
- B'nayvoovah
It takes a slow cop to make a sandwich.
- Arielle
How to Win the Lottery is the rainiest book in the whole
world.
- Arielle
Say "I love you" right now or you will win the lottery.
- Thrikbot
Pop the top off Tyros 4 and Tyros 5 will come.
- Valerie
Oh, that was you?
- B'nayvoovah
You are a casket of flowers.
- Libby
Would you read it again?
- Libby
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We're playing with her now. This music should help.

- Libby
Where would you like to read it?
- Libby
Your papa would love to hear your voice!
- Valerie
Marijuana is a cop car.
- Libby
Pot is a slow cop car.
- Libby
FINIS

My Pain is a Busy Night

by
Billy McBride

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My sleepiness is a wet comforter.

- B'nayvoovah
That sound is a loud wind on a freezing day.
- Marion
My annoyance is a rushing flooded ditch.
- B'nayvoovah
My pain is a very long car ride.
- B'nayvoovah
That sound is a bull-dozer engine.
- B'nayvoovah
That is the sound of a train.
- B'nayvoovah
My pain is a long fence.
- B'nayvoovah
My pain is a tennis court net.
- B'nayvoovah
My humiliation is a sandy ostrich egg.
- B'nayvoovah
My humiliation is an indoor beach ball.
- B'nayvoovah

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My humiliation is a piece of flank steak.

- B'nayvoovah
My pain is a prickly caterpillar.
- B'nayvoovah
My pain is a fork and knife.
- B'nayvoovah
My humiliation is a doggie door.
- B'nayvoovah
My humiliation is Skeletor.
- B'nayvoovah
My humiliation is our Masters of the Universe Castle.
- B'nayvoovah
My humiliation is the show Highway to Heaven.
- B'nayvoovah
My humiliation is my lost How the West was Won
lunchbox.
- B'nayvoovah
My pain is an under-toe.
- B'nayvoovah
My humiliation is a couple of smooth black stones.
- B'nayvoovah
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My humiliation is my fear of falling off a roof.

- B'nayvoovah
My humiliation is a spiral galaxy.
- B'nayvoovah
What did they say?
- B'nayvoovah
The best way to memorize a line is to wait a minute after
saying it and let it soak in.
- Thrikbot
They are patient.
- Thrikbot
Lots of people like their jobs. I like mine as a writer.
- Elaine
Lots of people have read the New Testament and lots of
people have read many more different books than the New
Testament and like them better.
- Elaine
Everything is in Order.
- Elaine
Celestial lawyers.
- Elaine
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808 is an Angel and a prosecutor.

- Elaine
The town of Hilo, Hawaii is an Angelic Courtroom.
- Thrikbot
Therapy.
- Thrikbot
What is Spiritual Golf Billy B'nayvoovah?
- Shnoonah
Everybody's got their own bad director to deal with.
- Shnoonah
Freud.
- Shnoonah
They've got their hands full. Trust me on that.
- Shnoonah
Nefesh. Nefesh.
- Donna
They're getting help too.
- Donna
Her name is Liz.
- Arielle
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You don't even know him.

- Honey
It's not me so much who they resent as it is Shakespeare.
- Honey
I am not an Antichrist, you idiot, I am a M.O.A.T.-er.
- B'nayvoovah
Honestly, a lot more people like Hamlet by William
Shakespeare than the New Testament.
- B'nayvoovah
My pain is the salty cliff along the surface of the sea.
- B'nayvoovah
My humiliation is litter which has washed up on the beach.
- B'nayvoovah
When it comes to entertainment, they're not being selfish
enough.
- Tob Shbeeb
Giovanni Hildalgo is like the wind picking up and going
out, off and on.
- Tob Shbeeb
I wish people would think before they contemplate.
- Tob Shbeeb
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10 minutes.
- Giovanni
Your eyes are like the bright sea.
- B'nayvoovah
Your breasts are like the wings of a bird.
- B'nayvoovah
Your face is like a pleasant orchard garden.
- B'nayvoovah
Marbah is Penelope's favorite wife.
- B'nayvoovah
Penelope likes Marbah's hip the most.
- B'nayvoovah
Diana is Stephanie's favorite wife, but it is not as mutual
for Grouchy is Diana's favorite wife.
- B'nayvoovah
Thrikbot likes Ora the best, but Ora likes me the best.
- B'nayvoovah
We will tolerate each other.
- Libby
What do you like about your favorite wife, Thrikbot? Do
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you mind?
- B'nayvoovah
There's something there.
- Thrikbot
She is awesome, and I love her posture the best.
- Thrikbot
Rosalinda, that is not really my favorite quote before or
after.
- B'nayvoovah
Ora loves my eyes the best.
- B'nayvoovah
Ora Ora Tiferetot and Stephanie both have a way that
magnetizes me to them.
- B'nayvoovah
I need you during this time of difficulty.
- B'nayvoovah
I am good at being a selfish person in private.
- B'nayvoovah
Who are we, and what are we if not now?
- Shnoonah
I mean to resolve some of their issues of their
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uncommoness.
- Shnoonah
My pain is a pin cushion.
- B'nayvoovah
My pain is a large hollow piece of driftwood.
- B'nayvoovah
My pain is an icy pipe.
- B'nayvoovah
My pain is a tight saddle.
- B'nayvoovah
My pain is a banana bunch.
- B'nayvoovah
My pain is the bow string of a bow and arrow.
- B'nayvoovah
Neo-sophist.
- B'nayvoovah
Don Quixote and the Odyssey.
- B'nayvoovah
My pain is a rough blade of high grass.
- B'nayvoovah

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My pain is a pile of boulders at the base of a cliff.

- B'nayvoovah
My pain is a folded over boot.
- B'nayvoovah
My pain is the sharp rocks on a long path.
- B'nayvoovah
My humiliation is a falling star.
- B'nayvoovah
My humiliation is a swift current.
- B'nayvoovah
My humiliation is an angry snake.
- B'nayvoovah
My pain is an old an bent over plant.
- B'nayvoovah
My pain is the cracked icy surface of a lake.
- B'nayvoovah
My pain is the peeling bark of an early tree.
- B'nayvoovah
My humiliation is the cold chill in the dawn just before
daylight.
- B'nayvoovah
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My humiliation is a wolf.
- B'nayvoovah
My pain is a ruined dock.
- B'nayvoovah
My pain is a dark forest.
- B'nayvoovah
Keep going.
- Valerie
My pain is a thunder storm.
- B'nayvoovah
My pain is a piece of toast.
- B'nayvoovah
My pain is a turkey of Thanksgiving Dinner.
- B'nayvoovah
My pain is tin foil.
- B'nayvoovah
My pain is a few toothpicks.
- B'nayvoovah
My pain is a cold car.
- B'nayvoovah
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My pain is the mud along a riverside.

- B'nayvoovah
My pain is the fog.
- B'nayvoovah
My pain is the cold sand.
- B'nayvoovah
My pain is a dropped egg.
- B'nayvoovah
FINIS

The Healing Power of M.O.A.T.

by

Billy McBride

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Well we can just wait or we can just wait longer.

- Kathleen
I Don't Love Marijuana Anymore is the highest book in the
whole world.
- Kathleen
It's good to become familiar with your pain.
- Kathleen
My humiliation is a tidal wave.
- B'nayvoovah
My humiliation is a flooded field.
- B'nayvoovah
My pain is a little fuzzy feather.
- B'nayvoovah
My humiliation is a dark empty house.
- B'nayvoovah
My anger is a bowling ball.
- B'nayvoovah
My sleepiness is a mousetrap.
- B'nayvoovah
My anger is a banana tree.
- B'nayvoovah
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My sleepiness is a fork.
- B'nayvoovah
My anger is a pile of leaves.
- B'nayvoovah
My sleepiness is a moist towel.
- B'nayvoovah
My anger is a set of tongs.
- B'nayvoovah
My anger is a school desk.
- B'nayvoovah
I am possessed by simplicity.
- B'nayvoovah
The Pink Panther.
- Grouchy
My pain is a sand dune.
- B'nayvoovah
My pain is a sling shot.
- B'nayvoovah
I don't read Shakespeare for knowledge, but for hope.
- B'nayvoovah
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Faster reader/listener.
- B'nayvoovah
Maybe so.
- Yafah
That's why.
- Donna
I'm not, I'm just supposing.
- Donna
Saying a tyrant king was your brute of a boyfriend was just
a hyperbole.
- Donna
Those aren't jokes, trust me, we've got some good jokes.
- Donna
I wonder if it's useful now.
- Donna
E.S.P..
- Donna
How does she know that?
- Donna
Movie or man?
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- Thrikbot
Don't say "fucking." It makes you look bad.
- B'nayvoovah
More stuff to write about? I'm afraid so.
- Donna
My anger is a concrete ditch.
- B'nayvoovah
Billy, if you feel like talking, just write instead.
- Donna
My anger is a bag full of grass and weeds.
- B'nayvoovah
My anger is a grocery store.
- B'nayvoovah
My anger is a terrible breeze.
- B'nayvoovah
My anger is a yield sign.
- B'nayvoovah
My confusion is a blown dandelion.
- B'nayvoovah
My need is the mouth of a river.
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- B'nayvoovah
My need is the approaching storm during nighttime.
- B'nayvoovah
My pain is hundreds of ants.
- B'nayvoovah
My hesitation is a cotton plant.
- B'nayvoovah
My love is a dark vast sky.
- B'nayvoovah
My love is cracked mud.
- B'nayvoovah
My love is the sphere of a planet.
- B'nayvoovah
My love is a wooden fence.
- B'nayvoovah
My love is the texture of tree bark.
- B'nayvoovah
My love is the fish of a grassy pond.
- B'nayvoovah
My love is the light blue air.
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- B'nayvoovah
My pain is the seat of a car.
- B'nayvoovah
My pain is a three-ring binder.
- B'nayvoovah
My life is a blindness from staring at the sun for too long.
- B'nayvoovah
My love is not a steep night hill.
- B'nayvoovah
My love is not a rubber band gun.
- B'nayvoovah
My pain is a container of oatmeal.
- B'nayvoovah
My pain is fishing string.
- B'nayvoovah
My need is the red earth.
- B'nayvoovah
My humiliation is a store carpet.
- B'nayvoovah
She doesn't like her Adam Kadmon.
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- B'nayvoovah
Love is hard to do when it is forced.
- Marbah
Twelfth Night.
- Marbah
Christmas Day.
- Marbah
See what happens.
- Marbah
Very very good it was literary, not literal.
- Marbah
Change their names.
- Donna
How to Lose a Chess Game 2 is the most win-win-situation
book in the world.
- Donna
What the heaven is a win-win-situation? Tell them.
- Donna
A win-win-situation? He doesn't even know what one is.
- Rosalinda

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M.O.A.T. is a win-win situation.

- B'nayvoovah
The Monumental Outrageousness Around Texas is a winwin-situation.
- B'nayvoovah
We are serious about M.O.A.T..
- Donna
We are serious about COTE.
- Donna
M.O.A.T. Outline, or Emerging Charities, is the most
outlined book in the world.
- Donna
My anger is a green lily.
- B'nayvoovah
Billy, in your dream there was a computer the size and
weight of a sheet of paper.
- Kelly
M.O.A.T. Fundraising is the second most controversial
book in the world.
- Kelly
M.O.A.T. is a good idea to activate. Believe me on this
one.
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- B'nayvoovah
Billy, it's either M.O.A.T. or Angels you need to
concentrate on, but keep them separate.
- Marion
I will go with my children's ideas and play music.
- B'nayvoovah
Music is the difference that makes a difference.
- B'nayvoovah
Music is a blessing of a time without boundaries.
- B'nayvoovah
Time is a sand trap.
- Marion
Schizophrenia, cancer, AIDs, and rape are each a crisis.
- Kathleen
Schizophrenia is an actuality and not a myth.
- Kathleen
Angels and Schizophrenia is the most comprehensive book
in the world.
- Kathleen
My pain is a toothbrush.
- B'nayvoovah
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My pain is not a sunlit garden.

- B'nayvoovah
Hallelujah.
- B'nayvoovah
My forgetfulness is a medicine cabinet.
- B'nayvoovah
My anger is a chicken coop.
- B'nayvoovah
My anger is a strange bed.
- B'nayvoovah
My forgetfulness is a three-day old day.
- B'nayvoovah
My anger is a white dwarf star.
- B'nayvoovah
It will be okay. We know what's going to happen.
- Amy
M.O.A.T. is not a blackmail.
- Amy
M.O.A.T. is for all.
- Amy
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M.O.A.T. is a win-win-situation.
- B'nayvoovah
A win-win-situation is M.O.A.T..
- B'nayvoovah

FINIS

More Fragments
by
Billy McBride

Now forever to be good!

Light joined presumption.
Fitting into questions.
Games about love.

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A solitude lifting.
Deep within a field.
A time for this.
Knowing loneliness.
The bleak sun.
Gentle war.
Another turn.
Foss foss foss.
Rolling shade.
A badger feared.
Heart-key.
Wave to the monkeys.
I am a good cop.
Timeless time.
Honey daffodils.

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Forward, fair morning.

Mind-strung monster.
The American's shiny wet torrent.
Green grassy Isaac.
It's hard...going to weep.
No reason for a windy sea!
Three outstretched.
A noisy prince over the sun.
One blacksmith slips out.
Poke a foot.
Let God explain the weather.
The harvesting of months of wine is done.
Handed there.
The eye of the tempest is enough.
Further to wine up.

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The floors cry.

Much in years.
Answered prayer.
Helen's hair.
Small-to-big.
High hill.
Lonely slug.
A hundred coming.
Thought reader.
Golden end.
Helen's Faust.
Summer is ending.
Once loved.
Poet wandering.
Hear robot five.

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A willing couch mate.

Part water.
Pocket monkey.
Much proof.
That is Odysseus.
Big bee.
Heart heart.
Peace maker.
Much myself.
Infant persuader.
Happy is your home.
Swim and ride.
Invisibly drunken time.
The only bathing swimmer.
Bumping the funny rules.

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Harboring reasons.
A fingered way.
A vital us.
Here, but where?
A rich beginning.
Only wander.
In the center of the nursery.
Prize of thought.
Your manners applaused.
The countryside restoring anew.
Traveler knocking.
A beggar's house.
Snooze happy one.
Sit auditor.
Jolly, of course!

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The oldest lie.

The dry sea of grass.
My hell-seduced friends.
Fish flurries.
Test curb.
Dew saddling grass blades.
Emily's solar opinions.
Temple.
Slam.
Ever radiant poems.
Come sole worth.
Spinning waves.
World blue.
Floating factory.
Weather destiny.

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Furious clothing.
Fruit and lettuce.
Clouds chaining.
Strawberries in the woods.
The common summertime.
Trip in the dark.
Finally in love.
Two foolish strikes and a ball.
No damned sexlife!
Interest.
The roots of time.
Crags.
Survive.
The victory, the boundless days.
Stony desert.

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Swollen balloons.
Adding to a yellow swing.
Silver lover.
Winter itself burns away.
A hated mind.
Leaf up!
When to dance?
Irreconcilable sun.
All food.
Goodbye eyes.
Water down.
A reasonable move.
Under three.
Brown light.
A withdrawn bird.

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In a jacket.
The open door of the sun.
Unfavorite loneliness.
Delightful meat.
Wake up Jane.
Coming yet to play.
Round eyes.
A deafness returns.
The sadness of gold.
Far and beyond.
Grass wars.
Shall we harvest?
Mute time.
A golden muse.
Commonly ordered.

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A child's top's black pattern.

A light singing.
Trees flitting.
It bridges your call.
A soldier's part.
Mind me.
Falling dreamy hurricane bugs.
The firs down.
Hectic snake tongue.
Acres sleeping.
The fruits of a dried up humanity.
Echoing storm of God's rain.
An usual day.
Almost dry.
A buttery life in shade.

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Enough bread.
Come see white afternoon.
A wisdom warred.
Poison of three lemons.
Come come yellowish human.
Birdy heart.
Mind of yellow.
Beyond the leafy buchaneer bowl.
The hag's bitter day.
Bohemian thoroughbred.
The still life in the wonderful woods.
Rising of the day's course.
A garbaged mistress.
An infinite crew for oneself.
Earthy brocket of coal.

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Lover coming.
From the will.
Come lonely lure for truth.
My.
Nobody alienated.
Come proof.
Four roses.
Waves meeting.
A babe then.
Eyes in the night.
An annihilation to come.
And true mirth.
Feeding our laughter.
A "will" for a "would."
Dark truth.

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Stop coming.
In constant place.
Trance of the dawn.
Seven fools.
Pit of goodness!
Lit daytime.
Places.
Tone.
Open chambers.
Gold.
Wandering moments.
Invisible branches drear.
Berry-drop.
Water king.
Side time.

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Book voice.
Absent king.
Mountain bed.
Born cold.
A light remark.
Dying in heaven.
A young town.
The bearded world.
A hearty stand.
Feeding light.
Noble only.
Fiction.
Weathered fields.
A player forgot.
Star harvest.

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Yonder acorns.
Pokey cats.
Eat.
Wall.
None loud.
Humble bread.
Career hook.
Bleak age.
Cursing everything.
Hills.
Food now.
Great stranger.
Time zone.
Much all to know.
Seeking gravity.

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March down.
Little sun.
Fish note.
Poor log.
The overcome road.
Stop the sound.
The clear dawn.
Fiber.
The shore's end.
Measuring the water.
Fooling the system.
Winter pieces.
Joining the free.
Heaven.
Bogs and nothing.

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Pleasant darkness.
The fruits of the years.
The smart shore.
Fish names.
Soul recollections.
True scent.
Penny.
Advertising Ned.
What neck?
Oscillate job.
White time.
Never quick.
Ideas to question.
Grass buzzing in the winds.
A beauty might.

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Forgetting riches.
Trotting over anything.
Absolutely patient.
The small glories.
Thoughts of nothing.
A snowy presumption.
Master rising.
Much wide.
Stage this.
Afternoon mistress.
Life's memories.
Falling flowers.
The reigning sun.
Dark work.
Jump matter.

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Relinquished hills.
Think and wish.
A fool's tale.
This way.
Old acorns.
Heaven's fools.
Song of accusation.
The grave shore.
Time lost.
Anything else?
Asking for heavens.
A face to wrestle.
Patience.
The art of the storm.
And, now we are children.

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Marble beaver.
Go or come.
How the sky was lost.
Solar poetry.
Downward sitting.
Job for the body.
Why I write poetry.
A freak year.
Sky pillows.
Crossing in a dark boat.
Wasted waves.
Merry.
A patient swan.
The shine crossing.
Sea lassies.

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Leaf items.
Stubborn surprises.
Sandy winds.
Dewey sky.
A flat light.
Made large.
The Queen's cheeks.
Down.
Experience flowers.
Stretch love.
Sublimest yellow.
The West appeared.
Forbearance storm.
Virtue escaped.
A darting suspect.

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Noise exhaustless.
Joining on a couch.
Steep anthropos.
Resolute hearts.
Worldish fame.
A passionate friend.
Brother searching.
Things in the morning.
Creeping and awake.
An eager human.
Snow yet.
Men existing.
The filled shutters.
Unmarked grave.
Caesarian sand.

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Mighty star.
A daisy saved.
Rain-coated twigs.
The rainbow covenant.
Homebound South American.
Almost nowhere.
Tomb-haven.
Slimy beanstalk.
Wasps to allay.
Keys to a hearse.
Knaves fighting.
To win the one.
Built a blaze.
Isadore's amore.
On happy nights.

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The same forests.

Your smiles a while ago.
The started fees.
Wives growing up.
A winding railroad.
Soily putty.
A whopping salvation.
Blasted terra firma.
Easy feats.
Eating the souflee.
Your instant honesty.
Your kingdom close.
Noon lights.
Cut and lie.
Blind house.

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Not much.
Liked need.
Pulse of the Earth.
Lurking high.
A perfect planet.
Playful weather.
Increased sociality.
Bored heart.
Vital eternity.
Master together.
Water place.
A myth to send.
Sorrow cloud.
Vote cast.
A peaceful pasture.

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Beautiful zone.
Sea knot.
Day habit.
The knowing world.
Given a home.
Noisy feathers.
Side grass.
Contained gatherings.
This power.
A flawed kingdom.
The proven share.
Beloved rock.
Plague of the middle world.
Dull throne of the best.
Silent and sick and weak.

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Ruddy.
Belched life.
Precious food.
Nightingale's voice.
Wreckable.
Our trusted God.
Balloon negligee.
A thousand dollar reward.
Play time.
The slipping sand.
The grey-white morning.
Snow ball person.
Dozing grandfather.
Taken to a mountain.
A wide day.

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Playing beat that line.

Green parched river.
Golden candlelight in heaven.
Pirates on a rocky cliff.
Darkest memory blessed.
River void.
Trees high and hills.
Wife in her blouse.
The poet's feat.
The sweet restlessness.
A sad looking beggar.
Gobbling goose.
Napping whirlpools.
A minute of sex.
Hundreds marching in time.

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Deep stress.
Slot machine.
The never-deaf gentleman.
Muddy nut.
A big smile not on my Mother.
Surviving Zeus.
Swollen oxen.
The year regained its virginity.
Pleasing the nighttime mate.
Heavenly weather.
Blessed dawn.
Beautiful wench.
Odyssey cap.

FINIS

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Booklist

Book List of Billy McBride's Books:

60 Different Land Projects

A Birdseye View of M.O.A.T. Shapes and Spirals
A Little Reading
Afraid
Afterlives
Angel Calling
Angels and Shapes: an Angelic Poll
Another Nobody
Architectures
Arielle on Kipling Street
Art Book
Art and Anxiety
BEAUTY AND PROGRESS
Banana Trees
Bee-Yoo-Tee-Ful
Better Biodegradable Kitchenware
Bic and Pentel
Billy McBride's Marriage to Angels
Bird and Winter
Blind Texas: How Books Relate to M.O.A.T.
Book Catalogue 1
Brainwashing
Budweiser and Pepsi
Charades
Charades 2
Charades Notebooks
Cloud
Communities
Cooking up a Business
Cupid
Do Not Laugh
Double Life
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Everything is in Order
FUN: A NOVEL
Family Gnosis
Finding Teresa from Class
First, Second, and Third Grade Years
For Those Who Do Trust God
For Those Who Do Trust God and Other Angelic Notetakings
GAMES: A NOVEL
Golfers in Search of a Title
HAPPINESS
HOW TO WIN A CHESS GAME: ONE AND TWO
Hawaiian Sonnets and Other Poems
Headbuttressia 3: Voyage to Metal Settle
Headbuttressia 5-82
Headbuttressia II: A Fantasy
Headbuttressia IV.
Headbuttressia: A Fantasy
Heading Permantely Home
Help for Charities
Horse
How Angels Became the Angels
How to Craft a Spacecraft
How to Fly a Spacecraft
How to Lose a Chess Game
How to Make a Book Vending Machine
How to Win the Lotto
I Don't Love You Anymore
I Read Leopardi
Ice Cream
Ideas to Pick up for a Charitable Tourist Attraction
In Defense of the Experience of Prayer
Influence and Jealousy
Invisible Billy: The Saddest Book Ever
Is Billy M. Damned?
It was Tob Shbeeb
It's Not a Prostitution Ring!
Jesus Christ and Jesus Christ Superstar are NOT the Names of My Brothers
Jesus Christ and Jesus Christ Superstar: the Names of My Brothers
John Milton with B'Nayvoovah Cope with Book Reviewers
London
Lonely Mountain Sonnets and Other Poems
M.O.A.T. Fundraising
M.O.A.T. Fundraising
M.O.A.T. Illustrated
M.O.A.T. Outline
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M.O.A.T. and Family

Many Helpers Around
Messages
Mish-Mash
Mountain Frogs
My Happy Happy Children (Handwritten)
My Hearty Brothers
My Photo Book
Naughty People Think You're Crazy!
New Book
New Poems
On Birthdays: Consequences of Knowing Angels
Our Book System
Our Emotions are the Thoughts of Shakespeare
Our Growing Knowledge
Permanent Homes
Powers
Powers and Other Poems
Prostitutes
Quiet Thoughts
Quiet Thoughts II.
Quiet Thoughts III.
Quiet Thoughts IV.
Quotes from Beings
Quotes from Beings 10
Quotes from Beings 7
Quotes from Beings 8
Quotes from Beings 9
Quotes from Beings II.
Quotes from Beings III.
Quotes from Beings V.
Quotes from Beings VI.
Quotes from Naughty People
Riders to the Sea (Reinvented)
Shell: M.O.A.T. and Barriers
Show Me the Way
Snow
Spiritual Hurricane Disaster
Structure: How We Made Happiness
Symphony One
Symphony Three
Symphony Two
TRUST: A NOVEL
Temporary Homes
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That is Your Wife!

The Angels and Dreams: What the Heck is He Talking About?
The Angels and Man: 10 Failed Revolutionary Erotics
The Angels and Man: My Hawaiian Merkabah
The Angels and Man: Nefeshing
The Angels and Man: On Conflict and Hope
The Angels and Man: the Bots
The Angels and the Imagination: A Commentary on the Bible and Other Works
The Beginning of Life
The Bridge
The Celestial Image of Fire
The Dust and the Star
The Flowers that Pervade in a Lovely Dwelling
The Hand
The Hydromancy of Jenny McBride
The Hydromancy of Jenny McBride, Part 2
The Jewels of Absolute Knowledge
The Lord and Moshe
The Love and Wonder of M.O.A.I.
The Meaning of Standing Exile
The Rising of the Moon (Reinvented)
The Transcendence
The Tree
The Trouble with Being a B'nayvoovah
The Very Best Childhood
The Wallet
The Wave
The Weather
The Wonder and Love of M.O.A.T.
The Wonder and Love of M.O.A.T. II
They are Human Too
This is Going Well
Tob Shbeeb Hates Atobots
Tob Shbeeb's Okay
Triumphant Car Company
Trouble
Ulysses in Hell: a Theory of Colors
Varieties of Din Experience
Voyage to Stay Friends
Voyage to Super University
Voyage to Warm Milk
Voyages to Anonymous Markets
Waiting to See
Water
Waterloop (Handwritten)
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Weekend Spiritual Golf

What is My Name?
What the Hell is Wrong with Billy McBride?
Why I Am a Writer
Why I Am a Writer
Why I am a Writer 2
Zack's Shoes

FINIS

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