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THEPEARL,
AJournalofFacetiandVoluptuousReading.
No.2.PUBLISHEDMONTHLY.Aug.1879
SUBUMBRA,ORSPORTAMONG
THESHENOODLES.
(Continued.)
Anniewasreadytofaintasshescreamed,"Walter!Walter!Savemefromthe
horridbeast!"IcomfortedandreassuredheraswellasIwasable,andseeing
thatwewereonthesafesideofthegate,afewlovingkissessoonsetherall
right.Wecontinuedourwalk,andsoonspyingoutafavourableshadyspot,I
said:"Come,Anniedear,letussitdownandrecoverfromthestartling
interruptionIamsure,dear,youmuststillfeelveryagitated,besidesImust
getyounowtocompensatemefor(herudedisappointment."
Sheseemedtoknowthatherhourhadcomethehotblushessweptincrimson
wavesacrossherlovelyface,asshecastdownhereyes,andpermittedmeto
drawherdownbymysideonamossyknoll,andwelaysidebyside,mylips
gluedtohersinamostardentembrace.
"Annie!Oh!Annie!"Igasped,"Givemethetipofyourtongue,love."She
tippedmethevelvetwithouttheslightesthesitation,drawing,atthesame
time,whatseemedadeepsighofdelightfulanticipationassheyieldedtomy
slightestwish.Ihadonearmunderherhead,andwiththeotherIgently
removedherhat,andthrewasidemyowngolgotha,kissingandsuckingather
delicioustongueallthewhile.ThenIplacedoneofherhandsonmyready
cock,whichwasinaburstingstate,saying,asIreleasedhertonguefora
moment:"There,Annie,takethedartofloveinyourhand."Shegraspedit
nervously,asshesoftlymurmured:"Oh,Walter,I'msoafraidandyetoh
yet,dearest,Ifeel,Idie,Imusttastethesweetsoflove,thisforbiddenfruit,"
hervoicesinkingalmosttoawhisper,asshepressedandpassed
herhandupanddownmyshaft.Myhandwasalsobusyfindingitswayunder
herclothesasIagaingluedmymouthtohers,andsuckedathertonguetillI
couldfeelhervibratealloverwiththeexcessofheremotion.Myhand,which
hadtakenpossessionoftheseatofbliss,beingfairlydelugedwithherwarm
glutinousspendings.
"Mylovemylife!Imustkissyouthere,andtastethenectaroflove."I
exclaimed,asIsnatchedmylipsfromhers,andreversingmyposition,buried
myfacebetweenherunresistingthighs.Ilickedupthelusciousspendings
withrapturousdelightfromthelipsofhertightlimecunny,thenmytongue
founditswayfurther,tillittickledhersensitiveclitoris,andputherintoa
frenzyofmaddesireforstillfurtherenjoymentshetwistedherlegsovermy
head,squeezingmyheadbetweenherfirmplumpthighsinanecstasyof
delight.
Wettingmyfingerinherlusciouscrack,Ieasilyinserteditinherbeautifully
wrinkledbrownbumhole,andkeepingmytonguebusyintitillatingthestiff
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littleclitoris,Iworkedherupintosuchafuriousstateofdesirethatshe
clutchedmycockandbroughtittohermouth,asIlayoverhertogiveherthe
chanceofdoingsosherolledhertongueroundthepurplehead,andIcould
alsofeelthelovingplayfulbiteofherpearlyteeth.Itwastheacmeoferotic
enjoyment.Shecameagaininanotherlusciousfloodofspendings,whilstshe
eagerlysuckedeverydropofmyspermasitburstfrommyexcitedprick.
Webothnearlyfaintedfromtheexcessofouremotions,andlayquite
exhaustedforafewmoments,tillIfeltherdearlipsagainpressingand
suckingmyengineoflove.TheeffectwaselectricIwasasstiffasever,
"Now,darling,fortherealstrokeoflove."Iexclaimed.Shiftingmyposition,
andpartingherquiveringthighs,sothatIcouldkneelbetweenthem.My
kneeswereplaceduponherskirtssoastopreservethemfromthegrassstain.
Shelaybeforemeinadelightfulstateofanticipation,herbeautifulfaceall
blushesofshame,andtheclosedeyelids,fringedwiththeirlongdarklashes,
herlipsslightlyopen,and
thefinelydeveloped,firm,plumpglobesofherbosomheavinginastateof
tumultuousexcitement.Itwasravishing,Ifeltmadwithlust,andcouldno
longerputofftheactualconsummation.Icouldnotcontainmyself.Alaspoor
maid
enhead!Alas!foryourvirginity!Ibroughtmycocktothecharge,presented
theheadjustslightlybetweenthelipsofhervagina.Ashudderofdelight
seemedtopassthroughherframeatthetouchofmyweapon,ashereyes
opened,andshewhispered,withasoft,lovingsmile,"Iknowitwillhurt,but
Walter,dearWalter,bebothfirmandkind.Imusthaveit,ifitkillsme,"
Throwingherarmsaroundmyneck,shedrewmylipstohers,asshethrust
hertongueintomymouthwithalltheabandonoflove,andshovedupher
bottomtomeetmycharge.
Iplacedonehandunderherbuttocks,whilst,withtheother,Ikeptmyaffair
straighttothemarkthenpushingvigorously,theheadenteredaboutaninch,
tillitwaschockuptotheopposinghymen.Shegaveastartofpain,buther
eyesgazedintominewithamostencouraginglook.
"Throwyourlegsovermyback,dear,"Igasped,scarcelyrelinquishingher
tongueforamoment.Herlovelythighsturnedroundmeinaspasmodicfrenzy
ofdeterminationtobeartheworst.Igavearuthlesspush,justasherbottom
heaveduptomeetme,andthedeedwasdone.KingPriapushadburst
throughallobstaclestoourenjoyment.Shegaveasubduedshriekofagonized
pain,andIfeltmyselfthrobbinginpossessionofherinmostcharms.
"Youdarling!Youloveme!MybraveAnnie,howwellyoustoodthepain.Letus
laystillforamomentortwo,andthenforthejoysoflove."Iexclaimed,asI
kissedherface,forehead,eyes,andmouthinatransportofdelight,atfeeling
thevictorysosoonaccomplished.
PresentlyIcouldfeelthetightsheathofhervaginacon
tractingonmycockinthemostdeliciousmanner.This
challengewastoomuchformyimpetuoussteed.Hegavea
gentlethrust.Icouldseebythespasmofpainwhichpassed
overherbeautifulface,thatitwasstillpainfultoher,but,
restrainingmyardour,Iworkedverygently,althoughmy
lustwassomaddeningthatIcouldnotrestrainacopious
spendsoIsankonherbosominlove'sdeliciouslethargy.
Itwasonlyforafewmoments,Icouldfeelhertremble
beneathmewithvoluptuousardour,andthesheathbeing
nowwelllubricated,wecommencedadelightfulboutof
ecstaticfucking.Allherpainwasforgotten,thewounded
partssoothedbytheflowofmysemennowonlyrevelledin
thedelightfulfrictionoflovesheseemedtoboiloverin
spendings,mydelightedcockrevelledinit,ashethrustin
andoutwithallmymanlyvigourwespentthreeorfour
timesinadeliriumofvoluptuousness,tillIwasfairlyvan
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quishedbyherimpetuosity,andbeggedhertobemoderate,
andnottoinjureherselfbyexcessiveenjoyment.
"Oh!canitbepossibletohurtone'sselfbysuchadelight
fulpleasure?"shesighed,thenseeingmewithdrawmylimp
toolfromherstilllongingcunt,shesmiledarchly,asshesaid
withablush,"Pardonmyrudeness,dearWalter,butIfear
itisyouwhoaremostinjuredafteralllookatyourblood
stainedaffair."
"Youlovelylittlesimpleton,"Isaid,kissingherraptur
ously,"that'syourownvirginbloodletmewipeyou,dar
ling,"asIgentlyappliedmyhandkerchieftoherpouting
slit,andafterwardstomyowncock."This,dearestAnnie,I
shalltreasureupastheproofsofyourvirginlove,sodelight
fullysurrenderedtomethisday,"exhibitingtheensanguined
mouchoirtohergaze.
Wenowarosefromoursoftmossybed,andmutuallyas
sistedeachothertoremovealltracesofourloveengagement.
Thenwewalkedon,andIenlightenedthedeargirlintoall
theartsandpracticesoflove."Doyouthink,"Iremarked,
"thatyoursistersorFrankhaveanyideaofwhatthejoysof
lovearelike?"
"IbelievetheywouldenterintoitasardentlyasIdo,if
theywerebutonceinitiated,"shereplied."Ihaveoften
heardFranksaywhenkissingus,thatwemadehimbumall
over"andthenblushingdeeplyashereyesmetmine,"Oh!
dearWalter,I'mafraidyouwillthinkweareawfullyrude
girls,butwhenwegotobedatnight,myselfandsistersoften
compareourbuddingcharms,andcracklittlejokesaboutthe
growingcurlsofmineandSophie'sslits,andthehairless
littlepusseyofPollywehavesuchgamesofslapping,and
rompstoo,sometimesithasoftenmademefeelakindof
alloverishnessoffeverishexcitementIcouldnotunderstand,
butthankstoyou,love,IcanmakeitalloutnowIwish
youcouldonlygetapeepatus,dear,"
"Perhapsitmightbemanagedyouknowmyroomisnext
toyours,Icouldhearyoulaughingandhavingagamelast
night."
"Iknowwedid,wehadsuchfun,"shereplied,"itwas
Pollytryingtoputmypusseyincurlpapers,butbowcanyou
manageit,dear?"
Seeingshefullyenteredintomyplansforenjoyment,we
consultedtogether,andatlastIhituponanideawhichI
thoughtmightworkverywellitwasthatIshouldfirst
soundFrankandenlightenhimalittleintothewaysoflove,
andthenassoonashewasripeforourpurpose,wewould
surprisethethreesisterswhilstnakedbathing,andslaptheir
nakedbottomsallroundthatAnnieshouldencourageher
sisterstohelpherintearingoffallourclothes,andthenwe
couldindulgeinageneralrompoflove.
Anniewasdelightedattheidea,andIpromisedthevery
nextdaytobeginwithFrank,orperhapsthatveryafternoon
ifIgotachance.
Wereturnedtothehouse,Annie'scheeksblushingand
carryingabeautifulflushofhealth,andhermamaremarked
thatourwalkhadevidentlydoneherverygreatgood,little
guessingthatherdaughter,likeourfirstmotherEve,had
thatmorningtastedoftheforbiddenfruit,andwasgreatly
enlightenedandenlivenedthereby.
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AfterluncheonIaskedFranktosmokeacigaretteinmy
room,whichheatoncecompliedwith.
AssoonasIhadclosedthedoor,Isaid,"Oldfellow,did
youeverseeFannyHill,abeautifulbookofloveand
pleasure?"
"What,asmuttybook,Isupposeyoumean?No,Walter,
butifyouhavegotitIshouldwonderfullyliketolookatit,"
hesaid,hiseyessparklingwithanimation.
"Hereitis,myboy,onlyIhopeitwon'texciteyoutoo
muchyoucanlookitoverbyyourself,asIreadtheTimes,"
saidI,takingitoutofmydressingcase,andhandingittohis
eagergrasp.
Hesatclosetomeinaneasyloungingchair,andIwatched
himnarrowlyasheturnedoverthepagesandgloatedover
thebeautifulplateshisprickhardenedinhisbreechestillit
wasquitestiffandrampant.
"Ha!Ha!!Ha!!!oldfellow,Ithoughtitwouldfetchyou
out!"Isaid,layingmyhanduponhiscock."ByJove,Frank!
whatatosseryourshasgrownsinceweusedtoplayinbed
togetheralongtimeago.I'lllockthedoor,wemustcompare
ourparts,Ithinkmineisnearlyasbigasyours."
Hemadenoremark,butIcouldseehewasgreatlyexcited
bythebook.Havinglockedthedoor,Ileantoverbisshoul
derandmademyremarksupontheplatesasheturnedthem
over/Atlength(hebookdroppedfromhishands,andhis
excitedgazewasrivettedonmyburstingbreeches."Why,
Walter,youareasbadasIam,"hesaid,withalaugh,"let's
seewhichisthebiggest,"pullingouthishard,stiffprick,and
thenlayinghishandsonmepulledmyaffairouttolookat.
Wehandledeachotherinanecstasyofdelight,which
endedinourthrowingoffallourclothes,andhavingamu
tualfuckbetweenourthighsonthebedwespentinrapture,
andafteralongdallianceheenteredintomyplans,andwe
determinedtohavealarkwiththegirlsassoonaswecould
getachance.OfcourseIwasmumastowhathadpassed
betweenAnnieandmyself.
(Tobecontinued.)
MISSCOOTE'SCONFESSION,
ORTHEVOLUPTUOUSEXPERIENCESOFANOLDMAID
InaseriesofLetterstoaLadyFriend.
LETTERII.
MyDearNellie,
tocontinuemytalewhereIleft06.JaneandIhadsome
furtherconversationnextmorning,which,tothebestofmy
recollection,wasasfollows:
ROSA."So,Jane,youhavebeenwhipped,haveyou.What
wasitfor?"
JANE."Thefirsttimewasforbeingseenwalkingwitha
youngmancomingfromchurch.TheGeneralsaidIhad
neverbeen,andonlypretendedtobereligiousforthechance
ofgaddingaboutwithyoungfellows,whichmustbechecked,
orIshouldberuined."
ROSA."Welldidn'tyoufeelrevengefulatbeingwhipped
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forthat?"
JANE."SoIdid,butforgotallaboutitinthedelightI
hadinseeingJemimawellcutup.Oh,shedidjustcatchit,
Icantellyoubutshe'sasstrongandhardasleather."]
ROSA."SoIcouldforgetandforgivetoo,ifIcouldbut
cutyouallupwell.I'vegotagoodmindtobeginwithyou,
Jane,whenIdon'tfeelquitesosore."
JANE."Ah!ButIknowyouhateJemima,andwould
ratherseehertriceduptothehorse.Perhapsweshallbeable
togetherintoascrapebetweenus,ifweputourheadsto
gether."
ROSA."Oh!Iyouslygirl.Don'tyouthinkI'llletyouoff,
muchasIlongtorepaytheothers.JustwaittillIfeelwell
enough,andI'llsettleyoufirst.Therewillbeplentyofop
portunities,asyouaretosleepwithmeinmyroomevery
night.Ihaven'tforgottenhowyoupersuadedmetodressfor
dinner,whenyouknew,allthetime,whatwascoming."
JANE."DearMissRosie,Icouldn'thelpit.Mrs.Mansell
sentmeuptodressyou.TheoldGeneralputitofftillafter
dinner,ashelikestoseetheculpritsdressedasnicelyaspos
sible.Ifhepunishedanyofus,wehavetoattendpunishment
drillinourverybestclothes,andiftheygetdamaged,Mrs.
Mansellsoonfitsusoutagain,sowedon'tlosemuchbya
goodbirching.IhaveknownJemimatogetintotroublesoas
todamageherthings,butSirEyremadehersmartwellfor
them."
Iwasverysoreforseveraldays,butmanagedtomakeand
secreteafinebunchoftwigs,readyforMissJanewhenshe
wouldlittleexpectit?infact,shedidnotknowIhadbeen
intothegardenoroutofthehouse.Ofcourseshewasa
muchstrongerandbiggergirlthanmyself,soIshouldhave
tosecureherbysomestratagem.IletherthinkIhadquite
forgottenmythreat,butoneevening,justaswewereboth
undressedforbed,Isaid,"Jane,didMrs.MansellorJemima
everbirchyouwithoutgrandfatherknowingit?"
JANE."Yes,dearMissRosie,they'veservedmeout
shamefully,morethanonce."
ROSA."Howdidtheymanagethat?"
JANE."Why,Iwastiedbymyhandstothefootofthe
bedstead."
ROSA."Oh!Doshowme,andletmetieyouuptosee
howitalllooked."
JANE."Verywellifit'sanypleasuretoyou,Miss."
ROSA."WhatshallItieyouupwith?You'reasstrongas
Samson."
JANE."Acoupleofhandkerchiefswilldo,andthere'sa
smallcomfortertotiemylegs."
ByherdirectionsIsoonhadherhandstiedtothetwo
knobsatthefootofthebed,andherfeetstretchedouta
littlebehindweresecuredtothelegsof.thetable.
"Oh!My!"saidJane."Youhavefixedmetight.Whatdid
youtiesohardfor?Ican'tgetawaytillyoureleaseme."
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"Stay!Stay!"Icried."Imustseeyouquitepreparednow
youareproperlyfixedup"andIquicklyturneduphernight
dressandsecureditwellaboveherwaist,soastoexposeher
plumpbottomanddelicatelymossedfronttomyastonished
gaze.
"Oh!Whatabeautyyouare,Jane,"saidI,kissingher,
"andyouknowIloveyou,butyournaughtylittlebumbe
deemustbepunished.Itisapainfulduty,butMlletyousee
it'snojoke,Miss.Look,whatafineswishtailI'vegot,"pro
ducingmyrod.
"Mercy!Mercy!"criedJane."DearMissRosie,youwon't
beatmeI'vealwaysbeensokindtoyou!"
"Itwon'tdo,Jane,Imustdomyduty.Youwereoneof
thelotagainstme,andthefirstIcancatch.Itmaybeyears
beforeIcanpayofftheothers."
Thesightofherbeautifulposteriorsfilledmewithagloat
ingdesiretoexercisemyskilluponthem,andseealittleof
whatIhadtofeelmyself.Nervouslygraspingmybirch,with
outfurtherdelay,Icommencedtheassaultbysomesharp
strokes,eachblowdeepeningtherosytintstoadeeperred.
"Ah!Ah!Whatashame.You'reasbadastheoldGen
eral,youlittlewitch,totakemesobysurprise."
"Youdon'tseematallsorry,Miss,"Icried"butI'lltry
andbringdownyourimpudenceinfact,Ibegintothinkyou
areoneoftheworstofthem,andonlyactedthehypocrite,
withyourpretendedcompassion,whenyouwere,inreality,it
allthetime.Butit'smyturnnow.Ofcourse,youweretoo
strongforme,unlessIhadtrappedyousonicely.Howdo
youlikeit,MissJane?"AllthistimeIkepton,whisk,whisk,
whisk,inquicksuccession,tillherbottombegantolookquite
interesting.
"Youlittlewretch!Youvixen!"gaspedJane."Yourgrand
fathershallhearofthis."
"That'syourgame,isit,MissTelltale.Atanyrate,you'll
bewellpaidfirst"Ireplied.Thesightofherbuttocksonly
seemedtoaddtomyenergy,anditwasquiteathrillof
pleasurewhenIfirstsawthebloodcome.Shewrithedand
wriggledwithsuppressedsighsandahs,buteachtimeshe
gaveutterancetoanyexpression,itseemedonlyforthepur
poseofirritatingmemoreandmore.Myexcitementbecame
intense,thecruelhavocseemedtobeanimmensesatisfaction
tome,andherbottomreallywasindeplorablestatethrough
myinconsideratefury.Atlast,quitewornputandfatigued,
Icouldholdtherodnolonger,andmypassionmeltedinto
loveandpity,asIsawherinanapparentlylistlessandfaint
ingcondition,withdroopinghead,eyesclosed,andhands
clenched.
Thewornoutbirchwasdropped,andkissinghertenderly,
Isobbedout,"Jane,dear,Jane,Ibothloveandforgiveyou
now,andyouwillfindmeastendertoyouasyouweretome
aftermyflogging."
Herhandsandfeetweresoonreleased,whentomyaston
ishment,shethrewherarmsroundmyneckaswithsparkling
eyesandalusciouskissshesaidsoftly,"Andforgiveyoutoo,
MissRosie,foryoudon'tknowwhatpleasureyouhavegiven
me,thelastfewmomentshavebeenblissindeed."
Thiswasallapuzzletomeatthetime,butIunderstood
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itwellenoughafterwards.Shemadequitelightofherbruised
bottom,saying,"Whatwasawfultoyouwasnothingtome,.
MissRosie,Iamsomucholderandtougherbesides,the
firsttimeisalwaystheworstitwastoobadofSirEyretocut
youupashedid,butyourobstinacymadehimforgethim
selfyou'llgrowtolikeitasIdo."
Thisandmuchmoreinthesamestrainpassedaswe
bathedandsoothedtheirritatedparts,andwefinallyfell
asleepwithapromisefrommetolethergivemeapleasant
lessoninadayortwo.
Thingswentonsmoothlyforafewdays,mypunishment
hadbeentoosevereformetolightlydareasecondengage
mentwiththeGeneralstillIburnedforachancetoavenge
myselfonanyonebutJane,whowasnowmybosomfriend.
Wediscussedallsortsofschemesforgettinganyonebutour
selvesintotrouble,buttonopurpose.Theoldgentleman
oftencautionedmetotakecare,asthenexttimeheshould
notfailtomakemecry,"Peccavi."
Onefineafternoon,however,beinginthegardenwiththe
housekeeper,Iremarkedtoher,"Whatapityitwasgrand
fatherletthenectarineshangandspoil,andnooneallowed
totastethem."
"Mydear,"saidMrs.Mansell,"ifyoutaketwoorthree
he'llnevermissthem,onlyyoumustnottellthatIsaidso,
it'sashametoletthemrot."
"But,Mrs.Mansell,thatwouldbestealing,"Ireplied.
"Whennothing'slostnothingcanhavebeenstolenit's
onlyafalsesenseofhonesty,andyou,thelittlemistressof
thehouse,"sheurged.
"Well,youaretheserpent,andI'mEve,Isupposethey
reallydolookdelicious,andyouwon'ttell,willyou?"Iasked
inmysimplicitysothefruitwasplucked,andMrs.Mansell
helpedtoeatit,whichputmequiteatmyease.
JustbeforedinnernextdayweweresurprisedbytheGen
eralcallingusallintohissittingroom,"How'sthis,Mrs.
Mansell?"hesaid,lookingfearfullyangry."Ican'tleavemy
keysinthelockofthatcabinetwithoutsomeonetastingmy
ramI'velongknowntherewasaslysippingthiefabout,so
Ihavebeenslytoo.Findingitwastherumthatwasmost
approved,thelasttimethedecanterwasfilledIputalittle
scratchwithmydiamondring,tomarktheheightofthe
liquorinthebottle,andhaveonlyusedthebrandyformy
self.Look!whoeveritishasgotthroughnearlyapintin
threeorfourdays.Comehere,Rosa,nowMrs.Mansell,and
nowJemima,"saidhe,sternly,smellingthebreathofeachin
turn.
"Woman,"hesaid,asshefalteredandhesitatedtoun
dergothisordeal,"Idon'tthinkyouwereasneakingthief,if
youreallywantedalittlespirit,Mrs.Mansellwouldhavelet
youhaveit,Idaresay,asyouhavebeenwithussomeyears,
andwedon'tlikechange,butyoushallbecuredofthieving
tomorrowyoushouldhavebeenwellthrashedatonce,but
wehaveafriendtodinnerthisevening,itwilldoyougood
towaitandthinkofwhat'scoming.Beoff,now,andmind
thedinner'sservedupproperlyoryou'llcatchitinIndian
styletomorrow,andbeacurriedchickenifeveryouwere."
Ourvisitorwasanoldfoxhuntingcolonel,ournearest
neighbour,andmyspiritsweresoelatedattheprospectof
Jemima'spunishmentthatitseemedtomethepleasantest
eveningIhadeverspentinthathouse.
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Allnextdaygrandfatherspentlookingoverthegarden,and
apresentimentcameovermethatthenectarineswouldbe
missedifhehadbeensocunninginonething,hemight
beinanother.
Myfearswereonlytoowellfounded,forcatchingsightof
mewiththehousekeeper,cuttinganosegayforthecriminal's
wear,hesaid,"Mrs.Mansell,youhadbettermakeanother
bouquetwhilstyouareaboutit,someonehasbeenatthe
nectarinesdoyouknowanythingaboutit,Rosa?"
"Oh!Grandfather,youknowIwasstrictlyforbiddento
touchthefruit,"saidI,asinnocentlyaspossible.
"Mrs.Mansell,doyouknowanythingofit,asshewon't,
giveadirectanswer,"saidhe,eyeingmesternly.
Iwascoveredwithconfusion,andtomakeitworse,Mrs.
Mansellwithaffectedreluctancetotellanuntruth,confessed
thewholeaffair.
"Ponmyword,anicehonestlotyouallare,asIdaresay
JaneisliketherestMrs.Mansell,I'mastonishedatyou,and
Ithinkyourpunishmentwillbeenough,whenyouconsider
howseriouslyIlookuponsuchthings,butastothatgirl
Rosa,prevaricationisworsethanalie,suchcunninginone
soyoungisfrightful,butwe'llsettleJemimafirst,andthen
thinkofwhat'stobedone."
Leftinthisstateofuncertainty,IfledtoJaneforconsola
tion,whoassuredmeitwasagoodthingJemimastoodfirst,
astheoldmanwouldgetexhausted,andperhapsletmeoff
lightly,ifIscreamedandbeggedformercy.
Thusencouraged,Imanagedtoeatagooddinner,and
tookanextraglassofwineonthesly(Iwasonlysupposedto
takeone),ThusfortifiedImarchedtothepunishmentdrill
withgreatconfidence,especiallyasIsowishedtoseeJemima
wellthrashed.
WhenfirstIseteyesuponher,asshecurtseyedtothe
General,whowasseatedinthechair,rodinhand,herap
pearancestruckmewithadmirationratherabovemedium
height,darkauburnhair,freshcolour,andsparklingblue
eyes,lowcutdarkbluesilkdress,almostrevealingthe
splendoursofherfullroundedbosom,thelargenosegayfixed
ratherononesideunderherdimpledchin,pinksatinhigh
heeledshoes,withsilverbucklesshehadshortsleeves,but
fawncolouredglovesofkid,andadelicatenet,coveringher
armstotheelbows,tookoffallcoarsenessofherredskinor
hands.
"Prepareheratonce,"saidtheGeneral,"sheknowstoo
wellallIwouldsay.Here,Rosie,handmedownthatbig
bunchofbirch,thislittleoneisnouseforherfatrump.
Ha!ha!thisisbetter,"saidhe,whiskingitabout.
Janeandthehousekeeperhadalreadystrippedofftheblue
silk,andwereproceedingtoremovetheunderskirtsofwhite
linen,trimmedwithbroadlacethebouquethadfallentothe
floor,andpresentlythesubmissivevictimstoodwithonly
chemiseanddrawers.WhataglimpseIhadofhersplendid
whiteneckandbosom,whatdeliciouslyfulland.roundedlegs,
withpinksilkstockingsandhandsomegarters(fortheGen
eralwasverystrictastothecostumeofhispenitents).
Iassistedtotieherup,andunfasteningherdrawers,Jane
drewthemwelldown,whilstMrs.Mansellpinnedupher
chemise,fullyexposingthebroadexpanseofhergloriousbut
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tocks,thebrilliantwhitenessofherskinshowingtoperfec
tionbythedazzlingglareofthewelllightedroom.Igave
hertwoorthreesmartpatsofapprovaljusttoletherknow
Ihadn'tforgottentheslapshegaveme,thendrewasideto
makewayforSirEyre.
Mythoughtsweresoentirelyabsorbedbythefascinating
spectaclethatIlostallremembranceofmyownimpending
turn.Whack!camethebigbirch,withaforcetohavemade
herjumpoutofherskin,ifpossible,butonlyastifled,
"Ahrrre!"andabroad,redmarkweretheresultsthe
bloodmountedtoherface,andsheseemedtoholdher
breathforeachblowasitcame,buttherodwassoheavy,
andtheoldGeneralsovigorous,thatinlessthanadozen
strokesherfairbottomwassmearedwithbloodandbitsof
birchwerelyinginalldirections."Ah!Ah!!Oh!!!"she
screamed,"dohavemercy,sir,Ican'tstandit.Oh!oh!in
deedIcan't."
"Youslythief,don'tthinkI'llletyouoffbeforeyou're
deadifIdon'tcureyounowIshallloseagoodservant,"ex
claimedSirEyre,cuttingaway.
Mybloodboiledwithexcitementofamostpleasurable
kind,youngasIwas,andcruelasIknewittobe,nopityfor
thevictimenteredmybreastitisasensationonlytobe
experiencedbyrealloversoftherod.
"Youlikerum,doyou,Miss?"saidtheGeneral."Didyou
takeitrawormixed?I'llmakeyourbottomraw."
Thepooroldmanwasobligednowtositdownforwantof
breath,Mrs.Mansell,understandinghiswishes,atoncetook
hisplacewithafreshbirch,withoutgivingthevictimany
respite.
"Shemust,indeed,bewellpunished,sir.I'msurethey're
neverdeniedanythingsolongastheybehavethemselves,"
saidshe,withasternrelentlessfaceinfact,afterastrokeor
two,herlightbrownhairwasallindisorderfromtheexer
tion,andherdashinghazeleyes,andwellturnedfigure,made
methinkheragoddessofvengeance."Willyou?Willyou
dosoagain?Youungratefulthief,"shekeptonsaying,with
ablowtoeachquestion.
PoorJemimamoaned,sobbed,andsometimescriedoutfor
mercy,whilstthebloodfairlytrickleddownherthighs,but
thehousekeeperseemedtohearnothingandSirEvrewasin
anecstasyofgloatingdelight.Thiscouldnotlastlong,how
everstrongthevictimmightbe.Becomingexhausted,with
heraccumulatedsensations,sheatlastfairlyfainted,andwe
hadtodashcoldwateroverherfacetorecoverherthen
coveredwithacloak,shewasledofftoherroom,andleftto
herself.
"Now,Rosa,"saidtheGeneral,holdingoutalightgreen
bunchoffreshbirch,"kisstherod,andgetreadyforyour
turn."
HardlyknowingwhatIwasabout,Iinclinedmyheadand
gavetherequiredkiss,Mrs.MansellandJanehadmepre
paredinnotime,asIwasquitepassiveandassoonasIwas
fairlyexposedandspreadeagledonthehorse,theoldGen
eralrosetohistask.
"YouhaveseenhowsevereIcanbe,byJemima'spunish
ment,"saidhe"but,perhaps,youdidnotthinkyouranswer
tomeyesterdaywasanyoffense,andIamalmostinclinedto
forgiveyou,butrememberinfuture,ifyougetofflightlythis
time,aplainlieisbetterthanprevarication.Ithinkthelast
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floggingmusthavedoneyougreatgood,yourconductis
quitedifferenttonight.Butnow,rememberremember
remember!"hecriedagain,givingsharp,cuttingstrokesat
eachword.Mypoorbottomtingledwithagony,andIcried
loudlyformercy,promisingtobestrictlytruthfulinfuture
so,afterabouttwentystrokes,hesaid:"Youmaygothis
time,"finishingmeoffwithatremendousremembrance,
whichmademefairlyshakewiththeconcussion,andwasthe
onlyblowwhichactuallydrewtheblood,althoughIhad
somefinetenderweals.Thismustfinishmysecondletter.
Believememytruebomchildoftherod,
Yourlovingfriend,
ROSABELINDACOOTE.
(Tobecontinued.)
LADYPOKINGHAM,ORTHEYALLDOIT
GivinganAccountofherLuxuriousAdventures,bothbefore
andafterherMarriagewithLordCrimCon.
PARTI.
(Continued.)
Williamfeltreadytodroptheperspirationstoodonhis
browingreatdrops,buthislipsrefusedtospeak,andAlice
continuedinasoftwhisper:"Isawitallthismorning,Willie
dear,andwhatjoythatgreatredheadthingofyoursseemed
togiveher.Youmustletmeintothesecret,andIwillnever
tell.Thisisthemonsteryoushovedintohersofuriously.I
mustlookatitandfeelithowhardithasgotundermy
touch.La!Whatafunnything!IcangetitoutasLucy
did,"pullingopenhistrousersandlettingouttherampant
engineoflove.Shekisseditsredvelvetyhead,saying:"What
asweet,softthingtotouch.Oh!Imustcaressitalittle."
Hertoucheswerelikefiretohissensesspeechlesswithrap
tureandsurprise,hesilentlysubmittedtothefreakofthe
wilfulgirl,buthisnovelpositionwassoexciting,hecould
notrestrainhimself,butthespermboiledupfromhispenis
alloverherhandsandface.
"Ah!"sheexclaimed."That'sjustwhatIsawitdoyester
daymorning.DoesitdothatinsideofLucy?"
HereWilliamrecoveredhimselfalittle,andwipingher
faceandhandswithhishandkerchief,putawaytherude
plaything,saying,"Oh!MyGod!I'mlost!Whathaveyou
done,Alice?It'sawful!Nevermentionitagain.Imustn't
walkoutwithyouanymore."
Aliceburstintosobs.
"Oh!Oh!Willie!Howunkind!DoyouthinkIwilltell?
OnlyImustsharethepleasurewithLucy.Oh!Kissmeas
youdidher,andwewon'tsayanymoreaboutittoday."
Williamlovedthelittlegirltoowelltorefusesuchade
lightfultask,buthecontentedhimselfwithaveryshortsuck
athervirgincunny,lesthiseroticpassionshouldurgehimto
outrageheratonce.
"Hownicetofeelyourlovelytonguethere.Howbeauti
fullyittickledandwarmedmealloverbutyouwereso
quick,andleftoffjustasitseemednicerthanever,dear
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Willie,"saidAlice,embracingandkissinghimwithardour,
"Gently,darlingyoumustn'tbesoimpulsiveit'savery
dangerousgameforonesoyoung.Youmustbecarefulhow
youlookatme,ornoticeme,beforeothers,"saidMr.
William,returningherkisses,andfeelinghimselfalready
quiteunabletowithstandthetemptationofsuchadelicious
liaison.
"Ah!"saidAlice,withextraordinaryperceptionforoneso
young."YoufearLucy.Ourbestplanistotakeherintoour,
confidence.Iwillgetridofmylady'smaid,Ineverdidlike
her,andwillaskmamatogiveLucytheplace.Won'tthat
befine,dear?Weshallbequitesafeinallourlittlegames
then."
Thebutler,nowmorecollectedinhisideas,andwitha
coolerbrain,couldnotbutadmirethewisdomofthisar
rangement,soheassentedtotheplan,andhetooktheboat
putforarowtocooltheirheatedblood,andquiettheim
pulsivethrobbingsofapairofflutteringhearts.
Thenexttwoorthreedayswerewetandunfavourablefor
outdoorexcursions,andAlicetookadvantageofthisinterval
toinducehermothertochangeherlady'smaid,andinstall
Lucyinthesituation.
Alice'sattendantsleptinalittlechamber,whichhadtwo
doors,oneopeningintothecorridor,whilsttheotherallowed
freeanddirectaccesstoherlittlemistress'sapartment,which
itadjoined.
TheveryfirstnightLucyretiredtorestinhernewroom,
shehadscarcelybeenhalfanhourinbed(whereshelay,re
flectingonthechange,andwonderinghowshewouldnowbe
abletoenjoythebutler'scompanyoccasionally),beforeAlice
calledoutforher.Inamomentshewasattheyounglady's
bedside,saying:"WhatcanIdo,MissAlice,areyounot
warmenough?Thesedampnightsaresochilly."
"Yes,Lucy,"saidAlice,"thatmustbewhatitis.Ifeel
coldandrestless.Wouldyoumindgettinginbedwithme?
Youwillsoonmakemewarm."
Lucyjumpedin,andAlicenestledcloseuptoherbosom,
asifforwarmth,butinrealitytofeeltheoutlinesofher
beautifulfigure.
"Kissme,Lucy,"shesaid"IknowIshalllikeyouso
muchbetterthanMary.Icouldn'tbearher."Thiswaslov
inglyrespondedto,andAlicecontinued,asshepressedher
handonthebosomofherbedfellow,"Whatlargetittiesyou
have,Lucy.Letmefeelthem.Openyournightdress,soIcan
laymyfaceagainstthem."
Thenewfemmedechambrewasnaturallyofawarmand
lovingdispositionsheadmittedallthefamiliaritiesofher
youngmistress,whosehandsbegantowanderinamost
searchingmanneraboutherperson,feelingthesoft,firmskin
ofherbosom,belly,andbottomthetouchesofAliceseemed
tofiretheblood,androuseeveryvoluptuousemotionwithin
hershesighedandkissedherlittlemistressagainandagain.
ALICE."Whatafinerump!Howhardandplumpyour
fleshis,Lucy!Oh,my!what'sallthishairatthebottomof
yourbelly?Mydear,whendiditcome?"
LUCY."Oh!praydon't,Miss,it'ssorudeyouwillbethe
sameintwoorthreeyears'timeitfrightenedmewhenit
firstbegantogrow,itseemedsounnatural."
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ALICE."We'reonlygirls,thereisnoharmintouching
eachother,istherejustfeelhowdifferentIam."
LUCY."Oh!MissAlice,"pressingtheyounggirl'snaked
bellytoherown,"youdon'tknowhowyoumakemefeel
whenyoutouchmethere."
ALICE(withaslightlaugh)."Doesitmakeyoufeelbet
terwhenMr.William,thebutler,touchesyou,dear?"tick
lingthehairycrackwithherfinger.
LUCY."Forshame,Miss!Ihopeyoudon'tthinkIwould
lethimtouchme"evidentlyinsomeconfusion.
ALICE."Don'tbefrightened,Lucy,Iwon'ttell,butI
haveseenitallthroughtheoldglassdoorinhispantry.Ah!
youseeIknowthesecret,andmustbeletintosharethe
fun."
LUCY."Oh!MyGod!MissAlice,whathaveyouseen?I
shallhavetoleavethehouseatonce."
ALICE."Come,come,don'tbefrightened,youknowI'm
fondofMr.William,andwouldneverdohimanyharm,but
youcan'thavehimalltoyourselfIgotyouformymaidto
preventyourjealoussuspicionsandkeepoursecretbetween
us."
Lucywasinafrightfulstateofagitation."What!hashe
beensuchabruteastoruinyou,MissAlice!I'llmurderhim
ifhehas,"shecried.
ALICE."Softly,Lucy,notsoloud,someonewillhearyou
he'sdonenothingyet,butIsawyourpleasurewhenheput
thatthingintoyourcrack,andamdeterminedtoshareyour
joys,sodon'tbejealous,andwecanallthreebehappyto
gether."
LUCY."Itwouldkillyoudearthatbigthingofhiswould
splityourightup."
ALICE."Nevermind,"kissingherlovingly,"youkeepthe
secretandI'mnotafraidofbeingseriouslyhurt."
Lucysealedthecompactwithakiss,andtheyspentamost
lovingnighttogether,indulgingineveryvarietyofkissing
andtickling,andAlicehadlearntfromherbedfellownearly
allthemysteriousparticularsinconnectionwiththebattles
ofVenusbeforetheyfellasleepineachother'sarms.
Fineweathersoonreturned,andAlice,escortedbythe
butler,wentforoneofherusualrambles,andtheysoon
penetratedintoathickcopseatthefurtherendofthepark,
andsatdowninalittlegrassyspot,wheretheyweresecure
fromobservation.
Williamhadthoughtfullybroughtwithhimanumbrella,
aswellasagreatcoatandcloak,whichhespreaduponthe
grassforfearMissAlicemighttakecold.
"Ah!youdearoldfellow,"saidAlice,seatingherself,and,
takinghishand,pulledhimdownbesideher."Iunderstand
everythingnow,andyouaretomakemehappybymakinga
womanofme,asyoudidLucyyoumustdoit,Willie,dear,
Ishallsoonmakeyousoyoucan'thelpyourself."Unbutton
inghistrousersandhandlinghisalreadystiffpego,"Whata
lovelydearitishowIlongtofeelitsjuicespoutingintomy
bowelsIknowit'spainful,butitwon'tkillme,andthen,
ah!theheavenlyblissIknowyouwillmakemefeel,asyou
doLucywhenyouhaveherhowwillyoudoit?willyoulay
overme?"
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William,unabletoresisthercaressesandalreadyalmostat
spendingpoint,makesherkneeloverhisface,ashelayon
hisback,sothathemayfirstlubricatehermaidencunny
withhistongue.Thisoperationtitillatesandexcitesthelittle
girl,sothatsheamorouslypressesherselfonhismouthas
shefacestowardshiscock,whichsheneverleavesholdofall
thewhilehespendsinecstasy,whilstshealsofeelsthe
pleasureofafirstvirginemission.
"Now'sthetime,Alice,dear,myaffairissowellgreased,
andyourpusseyisalsoreadyifIgetoveryouImightbe
tooviolentandinjureyouthebestwayisforyoutotryand
doityourselfbystraddlingoverme,anddirectingitsbeadto
yourcunny,andthenkeeppressingdownuponit,aswellas
thefirstpainfulsensationswillallowitwillalldependon
yourowncourageforthesuccessoftheexperiment,"said
William,
ALICE."Ah!youshallseemydetermination,"asshe
begantoactuponhissuggestion,andfittingthebeadofbis
pegointoherslit,soonpresseddownsoastotakeinand
quitecoverthefirstinchofit.
Herethepainofstretchinganddistensionseemedalmost
toomuchforher,butshegaveasuddendownwardplungeof
herbody,which,althoughshealmostfaintedwiththedread
fulpain,gotinatleastthreeinches.
"Whatapluckygirlyouare,mydearAlice,"saidWilliam,
indelight."Assoonasyoucanbearit,raiseyourselfupa
little,andcomedownwithallyourforce.Itissowell
planted,thenextgoodthrustwillcompletemypossessionof
yourlovelycharms."
"Idon'tcareifIdieintheeffort,"shewhispered,softly.
"Nevermindhowithurtsme,helpallyoucan,Williedear,
thistime,"assheraisedherselfoffhimagain,andhetook
holdofherbuttocks,tolendhisassistancetothegravegirl.
Clenchingherteethfirmly,andshuttinghereyes,shegave
anotherdesperateplungeuponWilliam'sspearoflove,the
hymenwasbroken,andshewasfairlyimpaledtotherootsof
hisaffair.Butitcostherdear,shefellforwardinadeadfaint,
whilstthetricklingbloodprovedthesanguinarynatureof
Love'svictory.
Thebutlerwithdrewhimself,allsmearedwithhervirgin
blood,buthehadcomepreparedforsuchanemergency,and
atoncesetaboutusingrestorativestobringherround,and
presentlysucceededinhiseffortshereyesopenedwitha
smile,andwhisperingsoftly,Alicesaid:
"Ah!thatlastthrustwasawful,butit'sovernow.Whydid
youtakehimaway?Oh!putitbackatonce,dear,andletme
havethesoothinginjectionLucysaidwouldsoonhealallmy
bruisedparts."
Hegluedbislipstohers,andgentlyappliedtheheadof
hispegotoherbloodstainedcrack,graduallyinsertedittillit
wasthreefourthsinthen,withoutpressingfurther,hecom
mencedtomoveslowlyandcarefully.Thelubricitysoonin
creased,andhecouldfeelthetightlovingcontractionsofher
vagina,whichspeedilybroughthimtoacrisisoncemore,and
withasuddenthrust,heplungeduptothehilt,andshothis
veryessenceintoherbowels,ashealmostfaintedwiththe
excessofhisemotions.
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Theylaidmotionless,enjoyingeachother'smutualpres
sures,tillMr.Williamwithdrew,andtakingafinecambric
handkerchief,wipedthevirginbloodfirstfromthelipsofher
cunny,thenoffhisownweapon,declaring,asheputthered
stainedmouchoirinhispocket,thathewouldkeepitfor
ever,inremembranceofthecharmsshehadsolovinglysur
renderedtohim.
Thebutlerprudentlyrefrainedfromthefurtherindulgence
involuptuouspleasurefortheday,and,afteragoodrest,
Alicereturnedtothehouse,feelingverylittletheworsefor
hersacrifice,andveryhappyinhavingsecuredpartofthe
loveofdearandfaithfulWilliam.
Howsuddenlyunforeseenaccidentspreventtherealization
ofthebestplansforhappiness.Theverysameday,her
fatherwasorderedbyhismedicaladvisertotheSouthof
Europe,andstartednextmorningfortown,tomakethe
necessaryarrangements,takingthebutlerwithhim,leaving
Alice'smamatofollowassoonasthetwochildrenwere
suitablylocatedatschool.
Lucyandheryoungmistressconsoledeachotheraswellas
possibleunderthecircumstances.Butinafewdays,anaunt
tookchargeofthehouse,andAlicewassenttothisschool,
andisnowinyourarms,dearBeatricewhilstmybrotheris
nowatcollege,andweonlymeetduringtheholidays.Will
you,dear,askyourguardianstoallowyoutospendthenext
vacationwithme,andIwillintroduceyoutoFrederick,who,
ifImakenomistake,isquiteasvoluptuouslyinclinedashis
sister.
PARTII.
Iwillpassovertheexcitingpracticesmyselfandbedfellow
usedtoindulgeinalmosteverynight,andmerelyremark
thattwomorefinishedyoungtribadesitwouldhavebeen
impossibletohavefoundanywhere.
IhadtowaittilltheChristmasvacationbeforeIcouldbe
introducedtoFrederick,who,betweenourselves,wehadal
readydevotedtothetaskoftakingmyvirginity,whichwe
didnotthinkwouldproveaverydifficultoperation,aswith
somuchfingerfrigging,andalsotheuseofAlice'sleather
sausage,which,asIlearnt,shehadimprovisedforherown
gratification,mymountandcunnywerewonderfullydevel
oped,andalreadyslightsignsofthefuturegrowthofcurly
brownhaircouldbedetected.Iwasnearlythirteen,asone
finecrispmorninginDecemberwedroveuptotheHallon
ourreturnfromschool.Therestoodtheaunttowelcomeus,
butmyeyeswerefixedupontheyouthful,yetmanlyfigureof
Frederick,whostoodbyherside,almostacounterpartofhis
sister,infeaturesandcomplexion,butreallyaveryfineyoung
fellow,betweenseventeenandeighteen.
SincehearingthestoryofAlice'sintriguewithWilliam,I
alwayslookedateverymanandboytoseewhatsortofa
bunchtheyhadgotintheirpockets,andwasdelightedto
perceiveMr.Frederickwasapparentlywellfurnished.
Aliceintroducedmetoherrelatives,butFrederickevi
dentlylookeduponmeasalittlegirl,andnotatallyetupto
theseriousbusinessofloveandflirtation,soourfirstprivate
consultation,betweenAliceandmyself,washowbesttoopen
hiseyes,anddrawhimtotakealittlemorenoticeofhis
sister'sfriend.
Lucy,whoInowsawforthefirsttime,sleptinthelittle
roomadjoiningAlice'schamber,whichIsharedwithher
youngmistress.Frederickhadaroomontheothersideof
ours,sothatwewerenextdoorneighbours,andcouldrapand
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givesignalstoeachotheronthewall,aswellastotrytolook
throughthekeyholeofadisuseddoor,whichopeneddirect
fromoneroomtotheother,buthadlongsincebeenlocked
andboltedtopreventanycommunicationbetweentheoccu
pants.
AlittleobservationsoonconvincedusthatLucywasupon
mostintimatetermswithheryoungmaster,whichAlicede
terminedtoturntoaccountinourfavour.
Shequicklyconvincedherfemmedechambrethatshe
couldnotenjoyandmonopolizethewholeofherbrother,
andfindingthatLucyexpectedhewouldvisitherroomthat
verynight,sheinsisteduponringingthechanges,bytaking
Lucytosleepwithherself,andputtingmeintheplaceof
MonsieurFrederick'sladylove.
Iwasonlytoowillingtobeapartyofthisarrangement,
andattenP.M.,whenweallretiredtorest,Itooktheplace
ofthefemmedechambre,andpretendedtobefastasleepin
hersnuglittlebed.Thelockofthedoorhadbeenoiledby
Lucy,soastoopenquitenoiselessly,buttheroomwaspur
poselyleftinutterdarkness,andsecuredevenfromthein
trusionofadimstarlightbywellclosedwindowcurtains.
Abouteleveno'clock,asnearlyasIcouldguess,thedoor
silentlyopened,andbythelightofthecorridorlamp,Isawa
figure,innothingbutashirt,cautiouslyglidein,andap
proachthebed.Thedoorclosed,andailwasdark,putting
myheartinadreadfulGutter,attheapproachofthelong
wishedfor,butdreadedravisherofmyvirginity.
"Lucy!Lucy!!Lucy!!!"hewhispered,inalowvoice,al
mostinmyear.Noresponse,onlytheapparentdeepbreathing
ofapersoninsoundsleep.
"Shehasn'tthoughtmuchaboutme,but,Iguess,some
thingbetweenherlegswillsoonwakeherup,"Iheardhim
mutterthenthebedclotheswerepulledopen,andheslid
intobedbymyside.Myhairwasallloose,thesameas
Lucy'sgenerallywasatnight,andIfeltawarmlassonmy
cheek,alsoanarmstealingroundmywaistandclutchingmy
nightdressasiftopullitup.OfcourseIwasthefoxasleep,
butcouldnothelpbeingallatrembleattheapproachof
myfate.
"Howyoushake,Lucywhat'sthematter?Hullo!who's
thisitcan'tbeyou?"hesaidrapidly,aswithasighanda
murmur,"Oh!oh!Alice."Iturnedroundjustashepulled
upmychemise,claspingmyarmfirmlyroundhim,butstill
apparentlylostinsleep."MyGod!"Iheardhimsay,"It's
thatlittledevilofaBeatriceinLucy'sbedIwon'tgo,I'll
havealark,shecan'tknowmeinthedark."
HishandsseemedtoexploreeverypartofmybodyIcould
feelhisrampantcockpressedbetweenournakedbellies,but
althoughinaburningheatofexcitement,Ideterminedtolet
himdojustasheliked,andpretendstilltobeasleephis
fingersexploredmycrack,andrubbedthelittleclitorisfirst
hisleggotbetweenmine,andthenpresentlyIcouldfeelhim
gentlyplacingtheheadofhisinstrumentinthecrack,andI
wassoexcitedthatasuddenemissionwetteditandhisfingers
alloverwithacreamyspend."Thelittledevil'sspendingin
hersleepthesegirlsmustbeinthehabitoffriggingeach
other,Ibelieve,"hesaidtohimselfagain.Thenhislipsmet
mineforthefirsttime,andhewasquitefreefromfearon
thataccountasbisfacewasasbeardlessasagirl's.
"Ah!Alice!"Imurmured,"givemeyoursausagething,
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that'sit,dear,shoveitin,"asIpushedmyselfforwardonhis
slowlyprogressingcockhemetmewithasuddenthrust,
makingmealmostscreamwithpain,yetmyarmsnervously
clungroundhisbody,andkepthimclosetothemark.
"Gently,"hewhispered,"Beatrice,dear,I'mFrederick,I
won'thurtyoumuchhowinheaven'snamedidyoucomein
Lucy'sbed?"
Pretendingnowtoawakenforthefirsttimewithalittle
scream,andtryingtopushhisbodyawayfromme,Iex
claimed,"Oh!Oh!Howyouhurt!Oh!forshame,don't.Oh!
letmego,Mr.Frederick,howcanyou?"Andthenmyefforts
seemedexhausted,andIlayalmostathismercyasheruth
lesslypushedhisadvantage,andtriedtostopmymouthwith
kisses.Iwaslost.Althoughverypainful,thankstoourfre
quentfingerings,&c.,thewayhadbeensoclearedthathe
wassoonincompletepossession,althoughasIafterwards
foundbythestainsonmychemiseitwasnotquiteablood
lessvictory.
Takingeverypossibleadvantage,hecontinuedhismotions
withthrillingenergy,tillIcouldnothelprespondingtohis
deliciousthrusts,movingmybottomalittletomeeteachre
turninginsertionofhisexcitingweapon(wewerelyingon
bursides),andinafewmomentswebothswaminamutual
floodofbliss,andafteraspasmodicstormofsighs,kisses,
andtenderhuggingpressureofeachother'sbody,welayina
listlessstateofenjoyment,whensuddenlythebedclothes
werethrown,orpulled06,thenslapslapslap,came
smartingsmacksonourbottoms,andAlice'slight,merry
laughsoundedthroughthedarkness,"Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Mr.
Frederick,isthiswhatyoulearntatcollege,sir?Here,Lucy,
helpwemustsecureandpunishthewretchbringalight."
Lucyappearedwithacandleandlockedthedoorinsideat
once,beforehecouldhaveachanceofescaping,andIcould
seeshewasquitedelightedatthespectaclepresentedbyour
bodiesinconjunction,forasIhadbeenpreviouslyinstructed,
Iclungtohiminapparentfright,andtriedtohidemyblush
ingfaceinhisbosom.
Frederickwasintheutmostconfusion,andatfirstwas
afraidhissisterwouldexposehim,buthewasalittlere
assuredasshewenton,"WhatshallIdo?Ican'ttellanold
maidlikeauntonlytothinkthatmydearlittleBeatrice
shouldbeoutragedundermyveryeyes,thesecondnightof
hervisit.Ifpapaandmamawereathome,theywouldknow
whattodonowImustdecideformyself.Now,Frederick,
willyousubmittoagoodwhippingforthis,orshallIwrite
toyourfather,andsendBeatricehomedisgracedinthe
morning,andyouwillhavetopromisetomarryher,sir?
Nowyou'vespoiltherforanyoneelsewhodoyouthink
wouldtakeacruchecasseiftheyknewit,ornotrepudiate
herwhenitwasfoundout,asitmustbethefirstnightof
hermarriage.No,youbadboy,I'mdeterminedbothto
punishyouandmakeyouofferherallthereparationinyour
power."
Ibegantocry,andbeggedhernottobetoohard,ashe
hadnothurtmemuch,andinfacthad,atthefinish,quite
delightedmyravishedsenses.
"Uponmyword,"saidAlice,assumingtheairsofa
woman,"thegirlisasbadastheboythiscouldnothave
happened,Beatrice,ifyouhadnotbeentoocomplaisant,
andgivenwaytohisrudeness."
Frederick,disengaginghimselffrommyembrace,andquite
unmindfulofhiscondition,startedup,andclaspinghissister
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roundherneck,kissedhermostlovingly,andtheimpudent
fellowevenraisedhernightdressandstrokedherbelly,ex
claiming,ashepassedhishandoverhermossymount,"Whata
pity,Alice,youaremysisterorIwouldgiveyouthesame
pleasureasIhaveBeatrice,butIwillsubmittoyourchastise
ment,howeverharditmaybe,andpromisealsothatmylittle
lovehereshallbemyfuturewife."
ALICE."Youscandalousfellow,toinsultmymodestyso,
andexposeyourbloodstainedmanhoodtomysight,butI
willpunishyou,andavengebothmyselfandBeatriceyou
aremyprisoner,sojustmarchintotheotherroom,I'vegota
ticklertherethatIbroughthomefromschool,asacuriosity,
littlethinkingIshouldsosoonhaveauseforit."
ArrivedinAlice'sownroom,sheandLucyfirsttiedhis
handstothebedpost,thentheysecuredhisanklestothe
handleofaheavybox,whichstoodhandy,soastohavehim
tolerablywellstretchedout.
ALICE,gettingherrodoutofadrawer."Now,pinuphis
shirttohisshoulders,andIwillseeifIcan'tatleastdrawa
fewdropsofbisimpudentbloodoutofhisposteriors,which
Beatricemaywipeoffwithherhandkerchiefasamementoof
theoutrageshehassoeasilyforgiven."
Thehallwasalargehouse,andourapartmentswerethe
onlyonesoccupiedinthatcorridor,theroomsabuttingon
whichwereallinreserveforvisitorsexpectedtoarriveina
fewdays,tospendChristmaswithus,sothattherewasnot
muchfearofbeingheardbyanyoftheotherinmatesofthe
house,andAlicewasundernonecessityofthinkingwhat
mightbetheresultofherblows.Withaflourishshebrought
downthebunchoftwigswithathunderingwhackonhis
plump,whitebottomtheeffectwasstartlingtotheculprit,
whowasevidentlyonlyanticipatingsomeplayfulfun."Ah!
MyGod!Alice,you'llcuttheskinmindwhatyou'reabout
Ididn'tbargainforthat."
ALICE(withasmileofsatisfaction)."Ho!Ho!didyou
thinkIwasgoingtoplaywithyou?But,you'vesoonfound
yourmistake,sir/Willyou?willyou,againtakesuchout
rageouslibertieswithayoungladyfriendofmine?"
Shecuthimquitehalfadozentimesinrapidsuccession,as
shethuslecturedhim,eachblowleavinglongredlines,to
markitsvisitation,andsuffusinghisfairbottomalloverwith
apeachlikebloom.Thevictim,findinghimselfquitehelp
less,bithislipsandgroundhisteethinfruitlessrage.Atlast
heburstforth:"Ah!Ah!Youshedevil!Doyoumeantoskin
mybum?Becareful,orIwilltakeararerevengesomeday
beforelong."
ALICE,withgreatcalmnessanddetermination,butwitha
mostexcitedtwinkleinhereyes."Oh!Youshowtemper,
doyou?Soyoumeantoberevengedonmefordoinga
simpleactofjustice,sir?Iwillkeepyouthere,andcutaway
atyourimpudentbottom,tillyoufairlybegmypardon,and
promisetoforgoallsuchwickedrevengefulness."
Thevictimwrithedinagonyandrage,butherblowsonly
increasedinforce,beginningtoraisegreatfierylookingweals
alloverhisbuttocks."Ah!Ha!"shecontinued,"Howdoyou
likeit,Fred?ShallIputalittlemoresteaminmyblows?"
Frederickstrugglesdesperatelytogetloose,buttheyhave
securedhimtoowellforthat!Thetearsofshameandmor
tificationstandinhiseyes,butheisstillobstinate,andI
couldalsoobserveaveryperceptiblerisinginhismanlyin
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strument,whichsoonstoodoutfromhisbellyinarampant
stateoferection.
ALICE,withassumedfury."Lookatthefellow,howheis
insultingme,bytheexhibitionofhislustfulweapon.IwishI
couldcutitoffwithablowoftherod,"givinghimafearful
cutacrosshisbellyandonthepenis.
Frederickfairlyhowledwithpain,andbigtearsrolled
downhischeeks,ashegaspedout:"Oh!Oh!Ah!Have
mercy,Alice.IknowIdeserveit.Oh!Pitymenow,dear!"
ALICE,withoutrelaxingherblows."Oh!Youarebegin
ningtofeelproperly,areyou?Areyousincerelypenitent?
Begmypardonatonce,sir,forthewayyouinsultedmein
theotherroom."
FREDERICK."Oh!DearAlice!Stop!Stop!Youdon'tlet
megetanybreath.Iwill!Iwillbegyourpardon.Oh!Ican't
helpmyaffairstickingupasitdoes."
ALICE."Downsir!Downsir!Yourmasterisashamedof
you,"assheplayfullywhiskshispegowithherrod.
Frederickisinagonyhiswrithingandcontortionsseemed
excruciatingintheextreme,hefairlygroanedout:"Oh!Oh!
Alice,letmedown.Onmyword,Iwilldoanythingyou
order.Oh!Oh!Ah!Youmakemedoit,"asheshutshis
eyes,andwesawquiteajetofspermshootfromhisvirile
member.
Alicedroppedherrod,andweletdowntheculpritwho
wasterriblycrestfallen.
"Now,sir,"shesaid,"downonyourknees,andkissthe
rod."
Withoutaword,hedroppeddown,andkissedtheworn
outstump,saying:"Oh!Alicethelastfewmomentshave
beensoheavenly.Ithasblottedoutallsenseofpain.My
dearsister,Ithankyouforpunishingme,andwillkeepmy
promisetoBeatrice."
Iwipedthedropsofbloodfromhisslightlybleeding
rump,andthenwegavehimacoupleofglassesofwine,and
allowedhimtosleepwithLucy,inherroom,fortherestof
thenight,wheretheyhadamostluscioustimeofit,whilst
Aliceandmyselfindulgedinourfavouritetouches.
YoumaybesureFrederickwasnotlongbeforeherenewed
hispleasureswithme,whilsthissistertookpleasureinour
happinessbutsheseemedtohavecontractedapenchantfor
theuseoftherod,and,onceortwiceaweek,wouldhave
usallinherroom,forabirchseance,asshecalledit,when
Lucyormyselfhadtosubmittobevictimsbuttheheating
ofourbottomsonlyseemedtoaddtoourenjoymentwhen
wewereafterwardsallowedtosootheourragingpassionsin
thearmsofourmutuallover.
(Tobecontinued.)
Agentleman,whoisblessedwithabeautifulandlewdly
disposedwife,haslongbeenveryunhappyanddisappointed
attheresultsofhisendeavourstobecomeaparent.Butre
turninghomefromtheCity,veryunexpectedly,theother
morning,hecaughttheVicaroftheparishgamahuchinghis
spouse."Ho!Ho!"heexclaimed,inafury."Soyou'rethe
buggerwhoswallowsallmychildren."
PARTOFALETTERFROMHARRIETKEENE.
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I'lltellyouafunnydreamIhadthenightbeforelast.
IthoughtIwassittingonagreenbank,andamanwassit
tingbythesideofmehefelltokissingandtalking,butdid
nothingelse.Well,afterawhile,hegotupandwentaway
then,atthesideofme,asIsatthere,laythelargestprick
Ieversaw.Itwasatleasthalfayardlong,andasthickasthe
calfofmylegithadfourbollox,butittaperedtowardsthe
end.IthoughtItookitupandfeltit.Itwaswarmfleshand
blood,andIsaidtomyself,"Whythemanhaslefthisprick
behindhimwhatapity!anditissuchafineonetoolwhat
willhedowithoutit?"SoIthoughttomyself,"Iwonderif
itwillspendifIsuckit,"soIkeptsuckingit,butitwasso
bigandthickthatitmademymouthache,andIsaidto
myself,"Nevermind,itwilldotofrigmyselfwith."SoI
gotup,andputitundermycloak,andcuddleditsocloseto
methatIfeltaslewdascouldbe.AsIwasgoingalongImet
themancomingback,andwhenhecameuptome,hesaid,
"Haveyouseenmytrumpet?""Yourtrumpet,"saidI,"why
youmeanyourprick!"Sayshe,"Younasty,lyingwoman,it's
mybesttrumpet.""Well,"saidI,"ifthisisatrumpet,why
atrumpet'saprick,andaprickisatrumpet,"andIheldit
uptolookat.Hesnatcheditoutofmyhand."Now,then,
I'llshowyouifit'saprickoratrumpet,"andhebeganto
blowawayonitsoloudthatIawokeandlostmyprickand
trumpettoo.
Whatwokemeupwasthesoundofatrumpetinthe
street,soIsupposethatwasthecauseofmyfunnydream.
THEWISELOVER.
Womanandmanwhene'erinclined,
Inmutualgoodnesspleasurefind,
Thelawfulspouse'tissweettoembrace,
Inhopestoseealengthen'drace,
Butletwhowillthetruthcontest,
Another'swifeisstillthebest.
WhenIwasyoungandslightlyskill'd,
Inblisseswomankindcanyield
Ilov'dthemaid,Ilov'dthepiece
Butasmywitandyearsincrease,
Iownthesweetestsportinlife,
Istoenjoyyourneighbour'swife.
Avirgincoywithsidelongeye,
Yourmereapproach,atoncewillfly,
Abhorsyournastyhotdesires,
Noughtlessthanmarriagesherequires,
Suchmaidenheadsthewisedetest,
Theadulterymaidenhead'sthebest.
Thevagrantnymphwhosellshercharms,
Andfillsinturnathousandarms,
Besidesthelossofgoldandfame,
MaysetPriapusinaflame,
SuchfiretailedcometsGodconfound.
Awifeisalwayssafeandsound.
ThegenialflameI'veoftallayed,
WithbuxomKate,mychambermaid,
Anddozenssuchasher,butfound
Suchsportwithillsbesetaround
Hewhoatlibertywouldfeast,
Willfindanother'swifethebest.
Amistresskeptatfirstissweet,
Andjoystodothemerryfeat
Butbastardscome,andhundredsgone,
You'llwishyou'dlefthercharmsalone
Suchbreedinghussy'sareapest,
Aneighbour'swifeisfarthebest.
Ifyouarerash,awifeatfirst
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Mayintohorridfuryburst,
"Sir,youshallruethroughoutyourlife
Thedayyou'vekissedanother'swife."
Reply,"Mydear,thisgivesthezest,
Ialwayslikemyneighbour'sbest."
Jove,Iremember,wheninclined
Tofeasthimselfonwomankind,
Thoughmaidsenoughtohimwerefree,
Alwayspreferr'dadultery
Hetooktheshapeofbirdandbeast,
ToproveAdulterythebest.
Butwhilethisnaughtysportwesing,
WhocanforgetourgraciousKing(Geo.IV)
Himmanyaladypleasuresgives,
Forwhichherhusbandpayreceives,
GodblessKingGeorge!HisMajesty
IspatronofAdultery.
Iownthedangersofthesuit,
Thesweetestisforbiddenfruit,
Andlawsasthickashairsareset,
Aroundthecenterofdelight
Thisperilgivesthehighestzest,
Andguardedhoardissurethebest.
Thewanderingnymphyourpursedesires,
Thechambermaidtorankaspires
Yourwifecontentwithmarriagedues,
Allfurtherlicensewillrefuse
Hewhohasputthemtothetest,
Mustownhisneighbour'swife'sthebest.
QUEENBATHSHEBA.
ATemperanceBallad.
(AttributedtoSirWilfridLawson.)
Grasswidowsandprinces!awarningIsing,
OfthesadwickeddoingofDavid,theKing
WithBathsheba,wifeofpoorMajorUriah,
Whowasbathingoneday,whentheKingchanc'dtospyher.
Hewasdrinkingupstairs,andtheweatherwashot
Andherwindowwasopen(athingsheforgot)
Andthestarknakedbeautyhadnotanidea,
Thatwhileshewaswashing,acreaturecouldseeher!
Sheandherlittlesisterweresportingtogether,
Enjoyingtheheatofthebrightsummerweather
Theybath'dinthefountain,andwhiletheywerewashing,
Wererompingallnaked,andleapingandsplashing.
Whatmancouldresistsuchanawfultemptation?
HeforgothewasKingofthesanctifiednation
Hewasfill'dwithdelight,andlewdadmiration,
Andwasmadfortherapturesoffiercefornication.
BewareoftheDevil,whoseldomliessleeping!
Sowhileshewaswashing,andwhilehewaspeeping,
TheKing'slivingsceptregrewstiffasarod,
"Nicemutton!"criedDavid,"Mlfuckher,byG!"
Socallingapage,hedesir'dhimtogo,
Andenquireallabouther.Heanswered,"Iknow
TheladyyourMajesty'spleas'dtoadmire,
IsthewifeofthevalorousMajorUriah."
HisMajestyanswer'd:"Go,fetchher!Bequick!
Muchconscience,indeed,hasastiffstandingprick!"
Thepagerantocallhersheputonhersmock,
AndhurriedtowaitonhisMajesty'scock.
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Onetouchtoherhand,andonewordinherear,
Andshefellonherback,likeasweetwillingdear
Hewasfranticwithlust,butsheseiz'dhiserection,
Andputitatonceintheproperdirection.
Shewasgirlishandlively,aheavenlyfigure,
Withthecuntofanangel,andfuckingwithvigour
Hegotheratoncewithchildofason,
Andhesaidalonggracewhentheswivingwasdone.
Sotheladywenthome,andsheverysoonfound
Herbellywasgrowingunluckilyround.
"Thisanhonour,"saidshe,"Icouldhardlyexpect,
YourMajestynowmustyourhandmaidprotect."
"Neverfear,"criedtheKing,"I'llbeyouradviser,
I'llsendfortheMajor,andnoone'sthewiser."
SohesentforUriah,whospeedilycame.
Butunluckilyneverlaidhandsonthedame.
KingDavidwaspuzzled,hemadethemantipsy,
Butstillheavoidedthelewdlittlegipsy
Davidlaidanewplot,andhiswishwasfulfill'd,
InthefrontofthebattleUriahwaskill'd.
THEHORRIBLEFRIGHT.
PoorSally!IhearfromyourlovingMamma,
Thatyou'reinahorriblefrightofPapa
Takecourage,deargirl,forthesweetestdelight,
Iscloselyakintoahorriblefright.
Inyourdreams,didyoune'erseeahorribleman,
Whocrushesandconquersyou,doallyoucan?
Hetreatsyourpoorinnocentmouselikearat
That'stouzledandclaw'd,anddevour'dbyacat.
Heproducesahorriblefrightofathing,
Thatfitslikeafingerinconjugalring
Hethrusts,andhepokes,andheentersyourbelly,
Tillthehorriblemonsterismeltedtojelly.
Whenyoudrawanewgloveonyourfingersotight,
Thegloveis,youknow,inahorriblefright
Butsoonitistaughtyourdearfingertolove,
Themanandthewomanarefingerandglove.
Awaywithyourhorriblefright,andaway
Withthewretchofafather,whohinderstheplay
Ifhedaresinterfere,whenyoukissonthesly,
Justpullupyourpetticoat,pissinhiseye.
Ah!Sally,mydarling,Iwishthatthisnight,
Imightputyou,mylove,inahorriblefright
Youmightliedownamaiden,infiveminutesmore,
Iwouldopenasecret,ne'eropen'dbefore.
Youthenwouldbehold,long,ruddy,andthick,
Thathorriblemonster,astiffstandingprick
You'dcryout,"Oh,softly!Oh,gently!Ah!Ah!
Ohlordy,ohlordy,ohharder,la!la!"
Atlast,dearestSally,yourhorriblefright
Wouldendinashudderoftipsydelight
You'llopenyourbuttocks,aswideasyoucan,
Toadmiteveryinchofthedearcruelman.
You'lldevoureveryinchofhishorribleyard,
Tillthetesticleshitonyourbottomsohard
Yourterriblefright,mydeargirl,willbeover,
You'llbreatheoutyoursoul,onthelipsofyourlover.
There'sanendofthishorriblefrightofasong,
Yourmothershallreadit,andsayifit'swrong
No,shewillapproveithergreatestdelight
Istheprickwhichyoufancysuchahorriblefright.
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PAYNE'SHILL(MonsVeneris).
InMiddlesexahillwemeet,
Forbeautyknowntofame
WherewealthyPaynehasbuilthisseat,
Payne'sHilltheycallitsname.
"Pray,Mr.Burke,"saidLadyPayne,
"WhatLatinwordisthis?
(I'vesearchedthedictionaryinvain),
Praywhat'sMonsVeneris?"
Helook'dintoherbeauteouseyes,
Soinnocentofill
Andgavethehappiestofreplies,
"ItsignifiesPayne'sHill!"
INSTANCEOFSELFDENIAL.
MohammedSadig,agentlemanatHyderabad,receiveda
femaleslave,belongingtohisbrotheratKurnool,whowas
goingtoBengal,andrequestedSadigtokeephispropertyfor
ayear.Herbeautyexcitedhispassionsgreatly.Hetoldthe
storytomyfriend,CaptainKeighley,andendedthus:"To
liewithhercarnallywouldhavebeenwrong,asmybrother
hadnotpermittedit,soIgovernedmylovebytheholyrules
ofmoderationandvirtue,andcontentedmyselfwithmerely
fuckingherinthearse."
GeorgeStokes,thecheesemongerinSnowhill,hadDr.
Cullenonenightasaguest.Cullendidnotfancythecheese
onthetable,andsaid,"Youdonotknowhowtoselect
cheeseletmegointothewarehouseandpickoneout."He
didthis,andthecheeseheselectedwasdelicious.Everyone
declareditmostexcellent."Howdidyoupitchuponit,and
inthedark,too?"saidStokes."I'lltellyou,"saidtheDoctor.
"Itriedseveral,tillIcametoonewhichmademyprick
stand.Thisisitaprimecheesesmellsexactlylikeabloom
ing,ripe,girl'scunt."
NURSERYRHYMES.
TherewasayoungladyofGaza,
Whoshavedhercuntdeanwitharazor
Thecrabsinalump
Madetrackstoherrump,
Whichproceedingdidgreatlyamazehen
TherewasayounglassofSurat,
Thecheeksofwhosearseweresofat
Thattheyhadtobeparted,
Whenevershefarted,
Andalsowheneversheshat.
TherewasanoldpriestofSiberia,
Whooffuckinggrewwearierandwearier
Soonenightafterprayers,
Heboltedupstairs,
AndbuggeredtheLadySuperior.
TherewasanoldmanofNatal,
Whowaslazilyfuckingagal,
Saysshe,"You'reasluggard,"
Saidhe,"Youbebuggered,
Iliketofuckslowly,andshall."
TherewasayoungfarmerofNant
Whoseconductwasgayandgallant,
Forhefuckedallhisdozens
Ofniecesandcousins,
Inaddition,ofcourse,tobisaunt.
TherewasanoldmanofTantivy,
Whofollowedhissontotheprivy,
Heliftedthelid,
Toseewhathedid,
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AndfoundthatitsmeltofCapivi.
TherewasayoungmanofthisNation,
Whodidn'tmuchlikefornication
Whenasked,"Doyoufuck?"
Hesaid,"No,Isuck
Women'squims,andIuseMasturbation."
TherewasayoungparsonofEltham,
Whoseldomfuckedwhores,butoftfelt'em.
Inthelaneshewouldlinger,
Andplayatstickfinger,
'Twasonthewayhomethathesmelt'em.
TherewasayoungladyofRheims,
Whowasterriblyplaguedwithwetdreams
Shesavedupadozen,
Andsenttohercousin,
Whoatethemandthoughttheywerecreams.
TherewasagayparsonofTooting,
Whoseroehewasfrequentlyshooting
Tillhemarriedalass,
Withafacelikemyarse,
Andacuntyoucouldputatopbootin.
AlearneddivinedownatBuckingham,
Wroteatreatiseoncuntsandonfucking'em
AlearnedParsee,
TaughthimGamahuchee,
Soheaddedachapteronsucking'em.
NOTTHETHING.
SaidLadyMacneill,toSirJohn,eatingling,
I'mafraid.Sir,thatfisha'ntexactlythething
Whyreally,heanswer'd,Idonotdislikeit,
It'snotthething,butit'smightilylikeit.
Lastrevised:26October2015.ConditionsofUse.KnownBugs.
Copyright20012015byTheJackHorntipCollection.Allrightsreserved.
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