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THEPEARL,
AJournalofFacetiandVoluptuousReading.
No.3PUBLISHEDMONTHLY.
Sept,1879
SUBUMBRA,ORSPORTAMONGTHESHENOODLES.
(Continued.)
Inthecourseoftheevening,Frankandmyselfweredelightedbythearrivalof
abeautifulyoungladyofsixteen,onavisittohissisters,infact,aschool
fellowofSophieandPolly,cometostopaweekatthehouse.
MissRosaRedquimwasindeedasprightlybeautyoftheVenusheight,well
proportionedinlegandlimb,fullswellingbosom,withagracefulGreciantype
offace,rosycheeks,largegreyeyes,andgoldenauburnhair,lipsasredas
cherries,andteethlikepearls,frequentlyexhibitedbyasuccessionofwinning
smiles,whichneverseemedtoleaveherface.Suchwastheacquisitiontothe
femininedepartmentofthehouse,andwecongratulatedourselvesonthe
increasedprospectofsport,asFrankhadexpressedtomeconsiderable
compunctionsastotakinglibertieswithone'sownsisters.
Thenextmorningbeinggloriouslyfineandwarm,myselfandfriendstrolledin
thegrounds,smokingourcigarettes,foraboutanhour,tillnearthetimewhen
weguessedthegirlswouldbecomingforabathinthesmalllakeinthepark,
whichweatonceproceededtothenwesecretedourselvessecurefrom
observation,andawaited,indeepsilence,thearrivalofsistersandfriend.
Thislake,asIcallit,wasapondofaboutfourorfiveacresinextent,every
sidethicklywoodedtotheverymargin,sothatevenanglerscouldnotget
accesstothebank,exceptatthelittleslopinggreensward,ofabouttwentyor
thirtysquareyardsinextent,whichhadalargehut,orsummerhouse,under
thetrees,wherethebatherscouldundress,andthentripacrossthelawnto
thewater.Thebottomofthepondbeinggraduallyshelving,andcoveredwith
finesandatthisspot,andacircularspace,enclosedwithrails,topreventthem
gettingoutoftheirdepth.
Thebackdoorofthishutopeneduponaverynarrowfootpath,leadingtothe
housethroughthedensethicket,sothatanypartywouldfeelquitesecure
fromobservation.Theinteriorwascomfortablyfurnishedwithseatsand
lounges,besidesabuffet,generallyholdingastockofwine,biscuits,and
cakes,duringthebathingseason.
Frank,havingakeytothehut,tookmethroughontothelawn,andthen
climbingupintoathicksycamore,werelightedourcigarettes,awaitingthe
adventurewithsomejustifiableimpatience.
Sometenminutesofsuspense,andthenwewererewardedbyhearingthe
ringinglaughteroftheapproachinggirls.Weheardthekeyturnedinthelock,
thenthesoundsoftheirboltingthemselvesin,andAnnie'svoice,saying:"Ah!
Wouldn'ttheboyslikethefunofseeingusundressandbathing,thislovely
warmday"towhichweheardRosalaughinglyreply:"Idon'tmindiftheydo
seeme,ifIdon'tknowit,dears.There'ssomethingdelightfulinthethoughtof
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theexcitementitwouldputthedearfellowsin.IknowIshouldlikeFrankto
takeafancytomeI'mnearlyinlovewithhimalready,andhavereadthatthe
bestwayagirlcanmadlyexcitethemanshewishestowinistolethimseeall
hercharms,whenhethinkssheisunconsciousofhisbeingnear."
"Well,there'snofearofourbeingseenhere,soIamoneforagoodromp.Off
withyourclothes,quickitwillbedeliciousinthewater,"exclaimedSophie.
Theundressingwassoonaccomplished,exceptingchemises,boots,and
stockings,astheywereevidentlyinnohurrytoenterthewater.
"Now,"saidSophie,withagaylaugh,"wemustmakeRosaafreewoman,and
examineallshe'sgot.Comeon,girls,layherdown,andturnuphersmock."
Thebeautifulgirlonlymadeaslightfeintofresisting,assheplayfullypulledup
theirchemises,exclaiming:"Youshan'tlookatmyfannyfornothing.La!Polly
hasgotnohaironherflytrapyet.Whataprettypoutingslityoursis,Annie.I
thinkyouhavebeenusingthefingerofaglovemadeintoalittlecockfor
Sophie,andtoldhertobringhomefromschoolforyou."
Shewassoonstretchedonherbackonthesoftmossygrass,herfacecovered
withburningblushes,asherprettycuntwasexposedtoview,ornamented
withitschevelureofsoftredhairherbeautifulwhitebellyandthighsshining
likemarbleinthebrightsunlight.Thethreesisterswereblushingaswellas
theirfriend,anddelightedatthesightofsomuchloveliness.
Oneafteranother,theykissedthevermilionlipsoftheirfriend'sdelightfulslit,
andthenturningheronherface,proceededtosmackthelilywhitebottomof
theirlaughing,screamingvictim,withtheiropenhands.
Smacksandlaughterechoedthroughthegrove,andwealmostfancied
ourselveswitnessestothegamesofrealnymphs.Atlastshewasallowedto
riseonherknees,andthenthethreesistersinturnpresentedtheircuntsto
theirfriendtokiss.Pollywasthelast,andRosa,claspingherarmsfirmlyround
myyoungestcousin'sbuttocks,exclaimed:"Ah!Ah!Youhavemademefeelso
rude,Imustsuckthislittlehairlessjewel,"asshegluedherlipstoit,andhid
herfacealmostfromsight,asifshewoulddevourPolly'scharmsthereand
then.Theyounggirl,flushedwithexcitement,placedherhandsonRosa's
head,asiftokeepherthere,whilstbothAnnieandSophie,kneelingdownby
thesideoftheirfriend,begantocaresshercunt,bosom,andeverycharm
theycouldtickleorhandle.
Thisexcitingscenelastedforfiveorsixminutes,tillatlasttheyallsankdown
inaconfusedheaponthegrass,kissingandfingeringinmadexcitement.
Nowwasourtime.Wehadeachprovidedourselveswithlittleswitchesof
twigs,andthusaimedweseemedtodropfromthecloudsuponthesurprised
girls,whoscreamedinfrightandhidtheirblushingfacesintheirhands.
Theyweretooastonishedandalarmedtojumpup,butwesooncommencedto
bringthemtotheirsenses,andconvincethemoftherealityofthesituation.
"Whatrude!whatlasciviousideas!slashawayFrank!"Icried,makingmy
swishleaveitsmarksontheirbottomsateverycut.
"Whowouldhavethoughtofit,Walter?Wemustwhipsuchindecentideasout
oftheirtails!"heanswered,secondingmyassaultwithhissharp,rapidstrokes.
Theyscreamedbothfrompainandshame,andspringingtotheirfeet,chased
roundthelawntherewasnoescape.Wecaughtthembythetailsoftheir
chemises,whichwelifteduptoenableustocutattheirbumswithmore
effect.Atlastweweregettingquiteoutofbreath,andbeginningfairlytopant
fromexhaustion,whenAnniesuddenlyturneduponme,saying,"Come,come,
girls,let'steartheirclothesoff,sotheyshallbequiteasashamedasweare,
andagreetokeepoursecret!"Theothershelpedher,andwemadesucha
feebleresistancethatweweresoonreducedtothesamestateinwhichwehad
surprisedthem,makingthemblushandlookveryshamefacedatthesightof
ourrampantenginesoflove.
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FrankseizedMissRedquimroundthewaist,andledthewayintothesummer
house,myselfandhissistersfollowing.Thegentlementhenproducingthe
wine,&c.fromthebuffet,satdownwithayoungladyoneachknee,myfriend
havingRosa
andPolly,whilstAnnieandSophiesatwithmewepliedthegirlswithseveral
glassesofchampagneeach,whichtheyseemedtoswallowinordertodrown
theirsenseofshame.Wecouldfeeltheirbodiesquiverwithemotionasthey
reclineduponournecks,theirhandsandoursgropingundershirtsand
chemisesineveryforbiddenspoteachofushadtwodelicatehandscaressing
ourcocks,twodeliciousarmsaroundournecks,twofaceslaidcheektocheek
oneitherside,twosetsoflipstokiss,twopairsofbrightandhumideyesto
returnourardentglanceswhatwonderthenthatwefloodedtheirhandswith
ourspurtingseedandfelttheirdeliciousspendingstrickleoverourbusy
fingers.
Excitedbythewine,andmadlylustfultoenjoythedeargirlstotheutmost,I
stretchedSophie'slegswideapart,andsinkingonmyknees,gamahuchedher
virgincunt,tillshespentagaininecstasy,whilstdearAnniewasdoingthe
sametome.suckingthelastdropofspendfrommygushingprickmeanwhile
Frankwasfollowingmyexample,Rosasurrenderedtohislascivioustongueall
therecessesofhervirginityasshescreamedwithdelightandpressedhishead
towardshermountwhenthefrenzyoflovebroughthertothespendingpoint
Pollyallthewhilekissingherbrother'sbelly,andfrigginghimtoadelicious
emission.
Whenwerecoveredalittlefromthisexcitingpasdetrois,allbashfulnesswas
vanishedbetweenus,wepromisedtorenewourpleasuresonthemorrow,and
forthepresentcontentedourselvesbybathingalltogether,andthenreturned
tothehouseforfearthegirlsmightbesuspectedofsomethingwrongfor
stayingouttoolong.
(Tobecontinued.)
SportingLife,6thAugust,1879.Mr.F.JACOBS.Wearepleasedtohear
thatthisgentleman,althoughseverelycrushedandbruisedbyhisfallwhile
ridingMrs.JonesatSouthportintheConsolationStakes,isgoingonaswellas
hisfriendscouldwish,anditishopedheisquiteoutofdanger.Query.Was
heridingaSt.George,orwasitagenuinetossoffwithitsnecknearlybroken?
Ed.
MISSCOOTE'SCONFESSION,
ORTHEVOLUPTUOUSEXPERIENCESOFANOLDMAID
InaseriesofLetterstoaLadyFriend.
LETTERIII
MyDearNellie,
Itoldyouinmylasthoweasilyformetheaffairofthenectarinespassedover,
butIwasnotlongtogofreewithawholeskin.TheGeneralhadevidently
bookedmeinhismindforagooddressingthefirsttimeIshouldgivehima
pretextforpunishment.
Strangetosay,myfirstterriblepunishmentanddreadfulcuttingupofpoor
Jemima,relatedinmylastletter,hadverylittleeffect,except,ifpossible,to
rendermerathermoreofadaredevil.IlongedtopayoffbothSirEyreand
Mrs.Mansell.butcouldthinkofnopossibleplanofeffectingmyrevengeatall
satisfactorilyifIcouldbutdoitproperly,Iwasquiteindifferenttowhatthey
mightwreakuponme.
Janecouldoffernosuggestion,soIresolvedtoactentirelyalone,and
pretendedtoletitalldrop,butsundrylittleannoyanceswerecontinually
happeningtodifferentmembersofthefamily,eventomyself.TheGeneralwas
veryangry,andparticularlyfurious,when,onedayhefoundsomeofhis
flagellationbooksseriouslytornanddamaged,butcouldfixtheblameonno
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flagellationbooksseriouslytornanddamaged,butcouldfixtheblameonno
oneindeed,IratherfancyhestronglysuspectedJemimahaddoneitoutof
revenge.NextMrs.Mansellgotherfeetwellstungonenightbynettlesplaced
inherbedsheandSirEyrealwaysweretheprincipalsufferers,and,asa
climax,twoorthreedaysafterwards,theGeneralgothisfleshconsiderably
scratchedandprickedbysomepiecesofbramble,cleverlyhidinhisbed,
underthesheet,soastobefeltbeforetheycouldbeseen,itbeinghispractice
tothrowbacktheupperbedclothes,andthen,layinghimselffulllength,pull
themoverhimagain.Hisbacksidefirstfeltthepricks,whichmadehim
suddenlystartfromthespot,butonlytogethishands,feet,legs,andallparts
ofhisbodywelllaceratedbeforehecouldgetoffthebed.Isawthesheetnext
dayallspottedwiththeblood,forhewasfearfullyscratched,andpiecesofthe
thornsstuckinhisflesh.
Mrs.Mansellhadtogetoutofbedinahurrytoattendthepooroldfellow,and
wasoccupiedalongtimeinputtinghimtorights,returninginaboutanhour's
time,andmakinghasteintobed,quiteunsuspiciousofanylurkingdanger(she
hadalreadybeeninit)when,prickprickprick!"Ah!myGod!Thedevil's
beenherewhilstIwasaway,"shescreamed.
Jemima,Jane,andmyself,rantoherroom,andfoundherterriblyscratched,
especiallyonherkneesthereweresuppressedsmilesonallourfaces,and
Jemimalookedreallypleased.
Mrs.mansell."Ah!Whatashametoservemeso.It'soneofyouthree,andI
believeit'sJemima."
jemima."Icouldn'thelpsmiling,ma'amyoudidscreamso,andIthought
youhadnofeeling."
Mrs.mansell."Youimpudenthussey,SirEyreshallknowofthis."
Jemima,Jane,andmyself,alldeclaredourinnocence,butinvainthere
evidentlywouldsoonbeagrandpunishmentdrillforher,ifnotforallthree.
ThehousekeeperandtheGeneralwerebothtoosorefornearlyaweek,and,in
fact,manyofthethornsremainedintheirflesh,andoneinMrs.Mansell'sknee
keptherverylame,SirEyrehadtowaittendaysbeforehecouldenterinto
anykindofaninvestigation.
Atlasttheawfuldayarrivedwewereallmusteredinthepunishmentroom,
theGeneralseatedinhischair(itwasafterdinner,asusual),andwewereall
ineveningcostume.
Sireyre."YouallknowwhyIhavecalledyoutogether.Suchanoutrageas
Mrs.Mansellandmyselfsufferedfromcannotbepassedoverinfact,ifneither
MissRosa,Jemima,norJanewillconfessthecrime,Ihaveresolvedtopunish
allthreeseverely,soastobesuretherealculpritgetsherdeserts.Now,Rosa,
wasityou?forifnotyou,itwasoneoftheothers."
answer."Nograndfather,besides,youknowallsortsoftrickshavebeen
playeduponme."
Sireyre."Well,Jemima,whatdoyousay,yesorno?"
jemima."GoodLord,sir!Inevertouchedsuchthornsinmylife!"
Sireyre."Jane,areyouguiltyornot,ordoyouknowanythingofit?"
jane."Oh!Dear!No,sir!Indeed,Idon't!"
Sireyre."Oneofyoumustbeaconfoundedstoryteller.Rosa,asayoung
lady,Ishallpunishyoufirst.Perhapswemaygetaconfessionfromoneofyou
beforewe'vedone."
ThenturningtoMrs.Mansell,"Preparetheyoungladyshedidn'tgetsucha
birchingassheoughttohavehadtheotherday,butifittakesallnight,the
threeofthemshallbewelltrounced.JaneandJemimalendahand."
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MythoughtswerenotsomuchuponwhatIshouldfeelmyself,asthe
anticipationofthefinesighttheotherswouldpresent,andhopingtoagain
realizethepleasantsensationsIhadexperiencedwhenJemimawasso
severelypunished.Theysoonremovedmybluesilkdress,andfixedmetothe
horse,buttheGeneralinterposedhehadadifferentidea.
"Stop!Stop!"hecried."LetJemimahorseher."SoIwasreleased,andhaving
mypetticoatswellfastenedovermyback,Iwasatoncemountedonher
strongstoutback,myarmsroundherneck,beingfirmlyheldbythewristsin
front,andmylegsalsotiedtogetherunderherwaist,leavingmebeautifully
exposedandbentsoastotightentheskin.Mrs.Mansellwasabouttoopenmy
drawerswhenSirEyresays:"No!No!I'mgoingtousethisdrivingwhip.
Jemima,justtrotaroundtheroom.Icanreachhernow."
Thengivingasharpflickwiththewhip,whichquiteconvincedmeofits
efficacy:
"Now,miss!Whathaveyoutosayforyourself?Ibelieveyouknowallabout
it."Slash!Slash!Slashingwiththewhip,asJemima,evidentlyenjoyingit,
caperedroundtheroomeachcutmademypoorbottomsmartwithagony.
"Oh!Oh!Ah!Grandfather!"Icried."It'sashametopunishme,whenyou
knowI'minnocent.Oh!Ahrrre,"asheslashedmewithoutmercy.Icould
feelIwasgettingwealedallover,butmydrawerspreventedthefleshfrom
beingcut.
Presentlyheorderedahalt,saying:"Now,Mrs.Mansell,let'shavealookat
hernaughtybottom,toseeifthewhiphasdoneanygood."
Mrs.Mansell,carefullyopeningmydrawersbehind,exclaims,"Look,look,sir.
you'vetouchedherupnicely,whatbeautifulweals,andhowrosyherbottom
looks."
Sireyre."Aye,aye,it'sabeautifulsight,butnothalfprettyenoughyet.Mrs.
Mansell,doyoufinishheroffwiththebirch."
Ifeltassuredofcatchingitingoodearnestnow.TheGenerallitacigar,and
composedhimselfinhiseasychairtoenjoythescene.Mrs.Mansellselecteda
finebirchoflong,thin,greentwigs,andleavingmydrawersopenbehind,
orderedJemimatostandinfrontofher.
Mrs.Mansell,whiskingherbirch,said,"Ifeelsurethisyoungladyisinthe
secret,butweshallgetnothingoutofher,sheissoobstinate,butIwilltrymy
best.
SirEyre.Now,MissRosa,tellthetruthifyouwanttosaveyourbottomare
youquiteassureaseverofyourowninnocence?"whiskingandslashingme
smartlyandwithgreatdeliberation,makingtheblowsfallwithawhacking
sound,notinconsiderablyaddingtothepreviouswarmthofmyposteriors,
whichsmartandtingleterrificallyateachcut.
"Oh!ah!howunjust,"Iscreamed,torelievemyselfasmuchaspossible."Oh,
ah!IfIdoknowIcan'ttell,it'sasecret.Oh!havemercy!"thustryingtoserve
adoublepurposetobeletofflightlymyself,bymakingthemthinksomeone
elsedidit,andsotransfertheirfurytoJaneandJemima,whosewhippingI
hopedtoenjoy.
Mrs.mansell."Ha!ha!'tiswonderfulhowthebirchhasimprovedyou,my
dearMissRosa,you'renotnearlysoobstinateasyouwere,butifyouwon't
tell,youmustbepunishedasanaccessory.I'msorrytodoit,butitdoesn't
hurtyouquitesoawfully,doesit?"thrashingawaywithoutamoment's
respitemypoorbottomisbeginningtobefinelypickled,andIcanfeelthe
bloodtricklingdownmylegsinsidemydrawers.
"Hold!Hold!"criestheGeneral,excitedly"it'sthatdevilJemimayou've
punishedRosaenough,tryJanenext,ifsheknowsanythingwe'llmakeher
confess,andthentheimpudentredheadedJemimashallcatchitfinely.We're
gettingatthetruth,Mrs.Mansell."
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Iamletdown,andtheGeneralordersJanetotakemyplaceonthestout
backIletmyclothesdownwithathrillofexcitement,andthankingSirEyre
forhiskindness,makemyselfbusyinhelpingtoarrangepoorJane'sposteriors
forslaughter,andpinupherskirtstohershoulders,exposingherfine,plump
bottom,andbeautifulthighsandlegs,thelatterencasedinpinksilkstockings,
setoffbyredsatinslippersandbluegarterswithsilverbuckles.
Sireyre."Hownow,Jane,youhussey,doyoudaretocomeintomypresence
withoutdrawers,howindecent,it'sliketellingmeto'axmyarse,'you
impudentgirlhowdoyoulikethat"givingheratremendousundercutso
thatthebirchfairlywellwealedthefleshrightuptohermossycrack"it'sall
verywell,intheheatofabirching,buttoexposeyournakednesslikethatso
impudentlyisquiteanother,"continuingtocutawayinapparentlygreat
indignation.
jane."Ah!Ah!Aharre!MyGod,sir,havepity,Mrs.Manselldidn'tallowus
timetodress,andinthehurryIcouldn'tfindmydrawerstoputon,andshe
wasangrilycallingmetocome,andnotkeepherwaiting.SoIthoughtduty
mustbeconsideredbeforedecency.Oh!Oh!Oh!sir,youarecruel.Oh!have
mercy,I'masinnocentasababe!"assheisinterribleagonyfromtheunder
cuts,whichhave
alreadydrawnthebloodshewrithesandstrugglesso,Jemimacanhardly
standunderherplungingfigure.
Sireyre."Well,well,I'minclinedtoforgiveyouaboutthedrawers,asIalways
likeeverybodytoconsiderdutybeforeeverything,buthowaboutputtingthe
thornsinthebedyoumustknowaboutthat,andit'syourdutytoconfess."
jane."Oh!Oh!Ahrrre,Ican'ttell,I'minnocent,howcanIsplitupon
another?Oh,you'llkillme,sir!Ishallbeconfinedtomybedforweeksifyou
cutmeupso!"
Sireyre."Fiddlesticks,bottomsgetwellquickerthanthat,Jane,don'tbe
alarmed,butIshallpunishyouagooddealmoreifyoudon'tconfessitwas
Jemimadidit.Nowwasn'titJemima?Wasn'titJemima!wasn'titJemima!"
thunderingatherbothwithvoiceandrodanddrawingthebloodfinely.
Thevictimisalmostreadytofaint,stillIcouldseetheusualindicationsof
voluptuousexcitement,notwithstandingtheagonyshemustbein,butatlast
sheseemsquiteexhausted,andceasingtowritheandwriggleasifsheno
longerfeltthecruelblowswhilsthershriekssinktoasobbing."Yes,yes!oh!
yes."
Sireyre."Ha!Ha!Ha!"laughinginanticipationofgettingtherealculprit.
"Yes!yes!she'sconfessedatlast,letherdownnow,poorthing,"throwing
awaythestumpofthewornoutrod"shetookalotbeforeshewouldgive
way,butIt'sboundtocomeout."
PoorJaneisletdowninapitiablecondition,andJemimahissessomething
about"lyingchit"betweenherteeth,asIassistMrs.Manselltotiehertothe
horse,andhavingpinnedupherskirts,Iopenedherdrawerssoasfullyto
exposethesnowwhitebeautiesofherfinerump.
Sireyre."Openthemaswideaspossible,Rosathemeancreature,tolet
otherssufferforherowncrime,andeventakedelightinhelpingtopunish
them."
jemima."It'sallalie,SirEyre,Ineverhadanythingtodowithit,andthey
haveturnedroundonmesotheymayenjoythesightofmyflogging.Oh!oh!
thisisacruelhouse,paymemywagesandletmego."
Sireyre,chuckling."You'llgetyourwages,oratleastyourdeserts,you
sneakingwretch."
jemima(iscrimsonwithshameandfury),exclaiming"I'mnotsomucha
sneakassomebodyelsewho'sdoneitI'lldiebeforeIownwhatIneverdid."
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Sireyre."Don'tletuswasteanymoretimeontheobstinatehussey.Let'stry
whatagoodbirchwilldo,"slashinghertwoorthreetimesseverelyonher
bottom,andbringingouttherosyflushalloverthesurfaceofitsfirmbroad
cheeks.
"Seehowherbottomblushesforher,"laughedtheGeneral,"butitwillsoon
havetoweepblood,"increasingtheforceofhisblows,anddrawingwealsat
everystroke.
jemima."Oh!Oh!SirEyre!howcanyoubelievealyinggirllikeJane,won'tI
boxherearsforherwhenIgetoverthis,thespitefulthing,tosayit'sme!"
Sireyre."You'rethespitefulone.Willyouboxherears?Doyoureallymean
that,youstrong,impudentdonkey!Ishallsoonhavetotrysomethingbetter
thanabirchonyou,it'snotsevereenoughyoushallbegJane'spardonbefore
I'vedonewithyouyoumaybestrongandtough,butwe'llmasterthat
somehowhowdoyoulikeit?Ihopeyoudon'tfeelit,JemimaIdon'tthink
youdo,oryouwouldbemorepenitent,"saidhe,inafury."IwishIhada
goodbrambleheretotearyourbottomwith,perhapsyoumightfeelthat."
jemima."Oh!No!Praydon't.Ididn'tdoit,andwouldn'thavedonesucha
thingtomyworstenemy.Oh!Oh!Sir!Havemercy,I'mbeingmurdered.You'll
bleedmetodeath,"asshefeelsthebloodtricklingdownherthighs.
Sireyre."You'retoobadtobeeasilykilled.Whydon'tyouconfess,you
wickedcreature?"ThenturningtoMrs.Mansell:"Don'tyouthink,ma'am,she's
gottoomanythingson?Iamnotgiventocruelty,butthisisacaserequiring
greaterseveritythanusual."
Mrs.mansell."Shallwereducehertoherchemiseanddrawers,soyoucan
administertheextremepenalty?"
Sireyre."Yes!Yes!Itwillgivealittletimetorecovermybreath.She'staken
allthestrengthoutofme."
Wenowstripallherpetticoatsoff,andundoherstays,fullydisplayingthe
largefineplumpglobesofhersplendidbosom,withtheirprettypinknipples
thensheisfastenedupagain,andstandswithherwristsfastenedwellabove
herhead.Shehasherfawncolouredkidgloves,andthenet,asusual,upto
herelbows,soastosetoffherarmsandhandstothebestadvantage.Shehas
nothingbutchemiseanddrawerstohideherfinefigurebutbefore
commencingagain,theGeneralordersthelattertobeentirelyremovedand
herchemisetobepinneduptotheshouldersthenturningtome,hesaid:
"Rosa,mydear,it'sallthroughthatwickedyoungwomanyouhavebeen
punished.Idon'twishtoteachanyonetorevengethemselves,butasMrs.
Mansellishardlywellenough,andIaminwantofalittlemorerest,Ithink
youcouldtakethiswhip,"handingmeafineladies'switch,withalittlepieceof
knottedcordattheend."There,youknowhowtouseitdon'tspareanypart
ofherbottomorthighs."
ThiswasjustwhatIhadbeenlongingfor,butdidnotliketovolunteer.Witha
glanceoftriumphtowardspoorJane(whowasgraduallygettingoverherown
punishment,andbeginningtotakeinterestinwhatwasgoingforward),Itook
thewhip,andplacedmyselfinpositiontocommence.Whatabeautifulsight
myvictimpresented,hersplendidplumpback,loins,andbuttocksfully
exposedtoview,whilsttheredwealedfleshofherbottom,smearedwith
blood,contrastedsonicelywithhersnowwhitebellyinfront,ornamentedon
theMonsVeneriswithaprofusionofsoftcurlyhairofalightsandycolourand
herlegsbeingfixedwidelyapart,Icouldseeherpinkbottomholeandthe
poutinglipsofhercunnyjustunderneathfurtherdownstretchedthesplendid
expanseofherwelldevelopedthighs,aswhiteasherbellythenshewasalso
dressedincrimsonsilkstockings,prettygartersandfawncolouredslippersto
matchhergloves.Mybloodseemedtoboilatthesightofsomuchloveliness,
whichIlongedtocutintoribbonsofwealedfleshandblood.
Sireyre."Goon,Rosie,whatmakesyousoslowtobegin?Youcan'tdotoo
muchtosuchanobstinatethingtryandmakeherbegJane'spardon."
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rosa."Shelooksverynice,butI'mafraidthewhipwillcutherupso,
grandfather.Now,Jemima,I'mgoingtobegin,doesthathurtyou?"givingher
alightcutonhertenderthighs,wherethetipofthewhipleftaveryplainred
mark.
jemima."Oh!Oh!MissRosa,bemercifulI'veneverbeenunkindtoyouhow
nicelyIrodeyouonmybackwhenyouwerepunished."
rosa."Yes!andenjoyedthefunallthetime,youcruelthingyouknewwhatI
wasgetting,butIcouldtellyouweredelightedtohorseme,"givingthreeor
foursmartcutsacrossherloins,andregisteringeveryblowwithafineangry
lookingweal."There!There!There!Askmypardon,andJane'spardonforyour
threats.Willyouboxherears,willyou!"cuttingsharplyateveryquestionin
someunexpectedpartnotwostrokesfolloweachotherinthesameplace.
victim."Arrre,havemercy.Iwassorryforyou,MissRosie.Oh!You'reas
hardasSirEyre.You'llcutmetopieceswiththatwhip,"shesobsout,herface
crimsonwiththeconflictingemotionsoffear,rage,andobstinacy.
rosa."Now,Jemima,youronlychanceistobegourpardon,andconfessyour
crimeyouknowyoudidit,youknowyoudidit,youobstinatewench,"cutting
the
fleshineverydirection,andmakingthebloodflowfreelyalldownthethighs
ontoherstockings.
Thevictimwrithesandshriekswithpainateveryblow,butrefusestoadmit
herfault,orbegpardon.Thesightofhersufferingsseemedtonervemyarm,
andaddtomyexcitement,thebloodseemeddeliciousinmyeyes,andI
graduallyworkedmyselfup,sothatIfeltsuchgushingthrillingsensationsas
toquiteovercomeme.Thewhipwasdroppedinexhaustion,andIsankback
onaseatinakindoflethargicstupor,yetquiteconsciousofallthatwasgoing
on.
Sireyre."Why,Rosie,Ithoughtyouwerestrongerthanthat.Poorthing,your
punishmentwastoomuchforyou.I'llfinishtheculprit.Ifshewon'tconfess,
shemustbeexecuted,that'sall,"snatchingupanotherwhip,muchheavier
thantheoneIhadused,andwiththreetipsofcordontheend."Youwon't
confess,won'tyou,youobstinatewickedcreature?MybloodboilswhenIthink
howIpunishedtheothertwoinnocentgirls,"heexclaimed,cuttingher
fearfullyonthecalvesofherlegs,knockingthedelicatesilkofthestockingsto
pieces,andwealingandbruisingherlegsallover.Thevictimcannotplunge
about,asheranklesarefastened,butshemoanswithagony,andshrieksand
sobshystericallyinturnsatthisterribleattack.TheGeneralseemsbeside
himselfwithrage,forhenextturnstoherbeautifulwhiteshoulders,and
slashesthemabout,fearfullycuttingthroughtheskinanddelugingpoor
Jemimawithherownblood.
Sireyre."IshallmurderherIcan'thelpitshe'smademequitemad."His
cutswindroundherribs,andevenwealthebeautiesofhersplendidbosom,
andstainsthesnowybellywiththeirblood.
jemima(inlowbrokensobs)."Oh!Oh!Mercy!Letmedie!Don'ttorturean
innocentthinglikemeanylonger."Sheseemsgoingtofaint,whenMrs.
Mansellinterposes,saying:"Itisenoughmoremaydoseriousinjury."
Sireyre(gaspingforbreath)."Oh!Oh!Iknowyouarerighttotakemeaway,
orIshallreallymurderher."
Thebleedingvictimisapitiableandterriblesightaswereleaseherfromthe
laddersheisscarcelyabletostandherbootscoveredwithblood,andlittle
poolsofthesanguineousfluidstandonthefloorandwehadtoadministera
cordialbeforeshewasabletobesupportedtoherroom,whereshewas
confinedtoherbedforseveraldays.
IhadnowhadalltherevengeIwassoanxioustoinflictbutthegreatavenger
ofall,tomygreatgrief,soonremovedpooroldgrandfatherfromthisworld,
andleftmeindeedanorphan.Beingstillveryyoung,myguardiansunderSir
Eyre'swill
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placedmeatMissFlaybum'sAcademytofinishmyeducation,andtheold
homewasbrokenup,andinmatesscattered.
Ishallsendyousomeofmyschoolexperiencesinmynext,andremain,
DearNellie,
Yoursaffectionately.
ROSABELINDACOOTE.
(Tobecontinued.)
"Pray,mama,"saidSally,"what'sthemeaningofHush?"
"Mydear,"saidmama,"whatmakesyouasksuchaquestion?"
"BecauseIaskedFannywhatmadeherbellystickoutso,andsheanswered,
'Hush.'
CHARLIECOLLINGWOOD'SFLOGGING,
BYETONIENSIS.
Seventeenyearsofage,withroundlimbs,andbroadshoulders,tall,rosyand
fair,
Andalloverhisforeheadandtemples,aforestofcurlyredhair
Goodintheplayingfields,goodonthewater,orinit,thislad:
Butatsums,oratthemes,oratverses,oh!ain'tCharlieCollingwoodbad?
Sixdaysoutofseven,orfiveattheleast,he'ssentuptobestripped
Butit'snutsforthelowerboysalways,toseeCharlieCollingwoodwhipped
Forthemarksofthebirchonhisbottomaremorethantheleavesonatree,
Andabumthathaswornsomuchbirchout,asCharlie's,isjollytosee.
Whenhisshirtisturnedup,andhisbreeches,unbuttoned,hangdowntohis
heels,
Fromthesmallofhisback,tothethickofhisthighsisonemassofredweals.
TedBeauchamplastyearbegankeepingalistofhisfloggingsandhe
Says,theycomeinayearandahalf,toahundredandsixtyandthree.
Andyouseehowthismorning,infrontofthefloggingblocksilenthestands,
Andhitcheshiswaistbandupslightly,andfeelshisbacksidewithhishands.
ThenheliftshisblueeyestothefaceoftheMaster,norshrinksathisfrown,
Noratsightofthebirch,noratsoundofthesentenceofjudgment,"Godown."
Notaword,CharlieCollingwoodsays,notasyllable,piteousorpert
Butgoesdownwithhisbreechesunbuttoned,andErringtontakesuphisshirt.
Andagainwecanseehisgreatnakedredbottom,round,fleshy,andplump.
AndthebystanderslookfromtheMaster'sredrod,totheschoolboy'sred
rump:
Therearewealsoverweals,therearestripesuponstripes,therearecutsafter
cuts,
AllacrossCharlieCollingwood'sbottom,andisn'tthesightofitnuts?
There,thatcutonthefleshiestpartofthebuttocks,highupontheright,
Hegotthatbeforesupperlastevening,oh!isn'thisbottomasight?
Andthatscarthat'sjusthealed,don'tyouseewherethebirchcuttheflesh?
That'satokenofCharlie'slastflogging,therodwillsoonstampitafresh.
Andthismorningyousawhecouldhardlysitdown,orbequietinChurch
It'sapleasuretoseeCharlie'sbottom,itlooksjustcutoutforthebirch.
Now,lookout,MasterCharlie,it'scoming:youwon'tgetoffthistime,byGod!
ForyourMaster'sin,oh,suchawax!andhe'spickedyouout,oh,sucharod!
Suchajollygoodrod,withthebudson,sostout,andsosuppleandlithe,
You'vebeenfloggedtillyou'rehardenedtoflogging,butwon'tthefirstcut
makeyouwrithe?
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You'vebeenbirchedtillyousayyoudon'tcareasyouusedforabirching!
Indeed?
Waitabit,MasterCharlie,I'llbetthethirdcutorthefourthmakesyoubleed.
Thoughtheysayaboy'sbottomgrowsharderwithwhipping,andtimesmake
ittough.
Yetthesturdiestboy'sbottomwillwinceiftheSchoolmasterwhipsitenough.
Aye,thestoutestposteriorswillredden,andflinchfromthecutsastheycome.
Ifthey'refloggedhalfashardastheMasterwillflogCharlieCollingwood's
bum.
Weshallseearealjollygoodswishing,asgoodasafellowcouldwish
Here'sastunninggoodrod,andajollybigbottomjustunderitSwish!
Oh,byJove,he'sdrawnbloodattheveryfirstcut!intwoplacesbyGod!
Aye,andCharlie'sredbottomgrowsredderalloverwithmarksoftherod.
Andthepainofthecutmakeshisburningposteriorsquiverandheave.
Andhe'shidinghisfaceyes,byJove,andhe'swipinghiseyesonhissleeve!
Nowgiveithimwell,Sir,layintohimwell,tillthepainmakeshimroar!
Floghim,then,tillhestops,andthenfloghimagain,tillhebellowsoncemore!
Ah,Charlie,myboy,youdon'tmindit,ehdoyou?it'snothingtobear.
Thoughasmallboymaycryforaflogging,that'snatural,butCharliedon't
care.
That'sright,Sir,don'tsparehim!thatcutwasastinger,butCharliedon't
mind
AlltherodsinthekingdomwouldonlybewastedonCharlie'sbehind,
Ateachcut,howtheredfleshrises,theredwealstingleandswell!
Howheblushes!ItoldyoutheMasterwouldflogCharlieCollingwoodwell.
Therearelongredridgesandfurrows,acrosshisgreat,broad,nethercheeks,
Andonbothhisplump,rosy,roundbuttocks,thebloodstandsindropsandin
streaks.
Wellhit,Sir!Wellcaught!howhedrewinhisbottom,andflinchedfromthe
cut!
Ateachtouchofthebirchonhisbum,howthesmartmakesitopenandshut!
Wellstruck,Sir,again,howitmadethebloodspin!there'sadroponthefloor,
Eachlong,fleshyfurrowgrowsruddy,andCharliecanbearitnomore.
Bloodrunsfromeachwealonhisbottom,andallCharlie'sbottomiswealed
'Twillbemanyadayerethescarsofthisfloggingarethoroughlyhealed.
NowjustunderthehollowofCharlie'sbareback,wheretheflanksareaslope.
Therodcatchesandstingshim,andnowatthepointwherethedownward
waysope
Roundhisflanks,nowlikeserpents,thebirchentwigstwiningbendroundas
they
bite,
Andyouseeonhisnaked,whitebelly,redridges,whereallwassowhite.
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Wherebetweenhiswhitethighs,somethinghairy,thebody'sdivisionreveals.
Fallsthenextcut,andnowCharlieCollingwood'sbottomisalloverweals.
Notatwigontherod,buthasraisedaredridgeonhisflesh,notabud,
Buthasdrawnfromhisnakedandwrithingposteriors,afreshdropofblood.
AndtheSchoolmasterwarmstohisworknow,asharderandharderhehits,
Andpicksoutthemostsensitiveplaces,asthoughhe'dcutCharlietobits.
"Soyou'llfidgetandwhisperinschooltime,andmakeadisturbancein
Church?
"Can'tsitstill,MasterCharlie,eh,can'tyou?Well,whatdoyouthinkofthe
birch?
"Oh,ithurtsyouso,doesit,myboy,tositdown,sinceIfloggedyoulast
night?
"Itwasthatmadeyoufidgetallchurchtime?Indeed,youcan'thelpit,please
God
"Bythehelpofthebirch,MasterCharlie,I'llteachyoutohelpit,pleaseGod
"Ifyoudon'tmendyourmannersinfuture,itshan'tbeforwantofarod.
"You'reabigboy,nodoubt,tobefloggedthemoreshameforyou,Sir,at
yourage
"Butaslongasyou'rehere,Ishallflogyou,"helaysonthecutsinarage.
"Aye,andifyouwereolderandbigger,you'dcometothefloggingblockstill
"Boysarenevertoobigtobebeaten!"helaysonthebirchwithawill,
"ifaboy'snottoooldtogowrong,Sir,hecan'tbetoooldtobewhipped
"Sotakethat!"andhelaysontherod,tillthetwigsallwithcrimsonaretipped.
Therearedropsoftheboy'sbloodvisiblenow,oneachtenderyoungbud
Bloodhasdroppedonhistrousers,andCharlie'sbarebottomiscoveredwith
blood.
ButI'dratherbeshutupfordays,inaholeyouwouldscarceputadogin.
Andbroughtoutonceadaytobebirched,thanhavemissedCharlie
Collingwood's
flogging.
Howeachcutbringsthebloodtohisforehead,andmakeshimbitehalf
throughhis
lips!
Howthebirchcutshisbottomrightover,andmakesthebloodspinfromhis
hips!
Howhisbrawnybarehaunches,allbloody,andwealed,withredfurrowslike
ruts,
Shrinkquiveringwithpainateachstroke,thatrevivesallthesmartofpast
cuts!
HowtheSchoolmasterseemstohitharder,thebirchtostingmoreateach
blow!
TillatlastCharlieCollingwood,writhingwithagony,bellowsout,"Oh!"
Thatwasallnotawordofpetitionasingleshortcryandnomore
Andtheyoungerboyslaugh,thatthebirchshouldhavemadesuchabigfellow
roar.
Foramoment,theMastertoopausesbutnotforatruceoraparley:
Thenthebirchfallsafresh,onthebloodywealedflesh,with"Takethat,Master
Charlie."
Allthesmallboysarebreathlessandhushedbuttheyhearnotasyllable
come,
Theyhearonlytheswishofthebirch,asitmeetsCharlieCollingwood'sbum.
AndtheMaster'sfaceflusheswithangerhesignstoFredFanewithanod
AndFreddyreluctantlyhandshimanotherstout,supplebirchrod.
AndagainasheflogsCharlieCollingwood'sbottom,hisfaceseemsaflame
Ateachcutheremindshimofthisthingorthat,andrebukeshimbyname.
Eachcutmakestheboy'shaunchesquiver,andscoresthemalloverafresh
YoucantracewhereeachseparatebirchtwighasmarkedCharlie
Collingwood's
flesh.
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TilltheMaster,tiredoutwithhardwork,andquitesatiatewithfloggingfor
once.
Withonelastcut,thatstingstothequick,bidshimriseforanObstinate
Dunce.
FromtheblockCharlieCollingwoodrises,redfaced,andwithtumbledredhair.
Andwithcrimsonhuedbottom,andtearfulblueeyes,andalookof"Don't
Care."
Thenhedrawsuphisbreeches,andwalksoutofschoolwithacrowdofboys
dogging
Theheelsoftheirhero,allproudtohaveseenCharlieCollingwood'sflogging.
FINIS.
"Jack,myboy,whatadevilofanappetiteyouhavethismorning,"saidone
friendtoanotherastheywerebreakfastingattheirhotel."Andsowouldyou,"
repliedJack,"ifyouhadonlyhadawhore'stongueandatoothbrushinyour
mouthsinceyesterday!"
MadameRollinhadthreemonkeys,ofwhichonewasasheandtheladyused
toamuseherselfwithwatchingtheirtricks."Itiscurious,"saidshe,"to
observethem,forwhileoneofthemiscaressingtheother,thethirdcomforts
himself!"
Herexpressionwas"sufficesforhimself"!!
MeaningMasturbationofCourse!!!
LADYPOKINGHAM,ORTHEYALLDOIT
GivinganAccountofherLuxuriousAdventures,bothbefore
andafterherMarriagewithLordCrimCon
PARTII.
(Continued.)
Christmascame,andwithitarrivedseveralvisitors,allyoungladiesand
gentlemenofaboutourownages,tospendthefestiveseasonwithusour
entirepartyconsistedoffivegentlemenandsevenladies,leavingouttheaunt,
whowastoooldtoenterintoyouthfulfunandcontentedherselfwithbeinga
faithfulhousekeeper,andkeepinggoodhouse,sothataftersupperevery
eveningwecoulddoalmostaswelikedmyselfandAlicesoonconvertedour
fiveyoungladyfriendsintotribadeslikeourselves,readyforanything,whilst
Frederickpreparedhisyoungmalefriends.NewYear'sDaywashiseighteenth
birthday,andwedeterminedtoholdaregularorgythatnightinourcorridor,
withLucy'shelp.Plentyofrefreshmentswerelaidinstock,ices,sandwiches,
andchampagnetheauntstrictlyorderedusalltoretireatoneA.M.atlatest,
sowekepthercommands,afterspendingadeliciouseveningindancingand
games,whichonlyservedtoflushuswithexcitementforwhatallinstinctively
feltwouldbeamostvoluptuousentertainmentupstairs.
Theauntwasaheavysleeper,andratherdeaf,besideswhichFrederick,under
theexcuseofmakingthemdrinkhishealth,pliedtheservantsfirstwithbeer,
thenwithwine,andafterwardswithjustaglassofbrandyforanightcapso
thatwewereassuredtheywouldalsobesoundenough,infacttwoorthree
nevergottobedatall.
Frederickwasmasteroftheceremonies,withAliceasamostusefulassistant.
AsIsaidbefore,allwereflushedwithexcitementandreadyforanythingthey
were
allofthemostaristocraticfamilies,andourbluebloodseemedfairlytocourse
throughourveins.WhenallhadassembledinAlice'sapartmenttheyfoundher
attiredinasimple,longchemisedenuit."Ladiesandgentlemen,"shesaid,"I
believe
weareallagreedforanoutandoutrompyouseemycostume,howdoyou
likeit?"
andamostwickedsmile,"Ihopeitdoesnotdisplaythecontourofmyfigure
too
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much,"drawingittightlyabouthersoastoshowtheoutlineofherbeautiful
buttocks,andalsodisplayingapairofravishinglegsinpinksilkstockings.
"Bravo!Bravo!BravoAlice!wewillfollowyourexample,"burstfromallsides.
Eachoneskippedbacktohisorherroomandreappearedinmuftibutthe
tailsofthe
younggentlemen'sshirtscausedadealoflaughter,bybeingtooshort.
alice."Well,I'msure,gentlemen,Ididnotthinkyourundergarmentswereso
indecentlyshort."
Frederick,withalaugh,caughtholdofhissister'schemise,andtoreagreat
pieceoffallaround,sothatshewasinquiteashortsmock,whichonlyhalf
covered
herfairbottom.
Alicewascrimsonwithblushes,andhalfinclinedtobeangry,butrecovering
herself,shelaughed,"Ah!Fred,whatashametoservemeso,butIdon'tmind
ifyou
makeusallalike."
Thegirlsscreamed,andthegentlemenmadearushitwasamostexciting
scenetheyoungladiesretaliatedbytearingtheshirtsoftheirtormentors,and
this
firstskirmishonlyendedwhenthewholecompanywerereducedtoacomplete
state
ofnudityallwereinblushesastheygazeduponthevarietyofmaleand
female
charmsexposedtoview.
Frederick,advancingwithabumperofchampagne."We'veallheardofNuda
Veritas,nowlet'sdrinktoherhealththefirsttimeweareinhercompany,I'm
sure
shewillbemostcharmingandagreeable."
Alljoinedinthistoast,thewineinflamedourdesires,therewasnotamale
organpresentbutwhatwasinagloriousstateoferection.
alice."Look,ladies,whatalotofimpudentfellows,theyneednotthinkwe
aregoingtosurrenderanyhowtotheiryouthfullusttheyshallbeall
blindfolded,
andthenwewillarmourselveswithgoodbirchrods,thenletitbeeveryonefor
themselvesandCupid'sdartforusall."
"Hear,hear,"respondedonallsides,andhandkerchiefsweresoontiedover
their
eyes,andsevengoodbirchrodshandedroundtotheladies."Now,gentlemen,
catch
whoyoucan,"laughedAlice,slashingrightandleftintothemanlygroup,her
examplebeingfollowedbytheothergirlstheroomwasquitelargeenough
anda
finerompensued,thegirlswereaslitheandactiveasyoungfawns,andfora
long
timesorelytriedthepatienceoftheirmalefriends,whotumbledaboutinall
directions,onlytogetanextradoseofbirchontheirplumpposteriorsbefore
they
couldregaintheirfeet.
AtlasttheHonble.MissVavasourstumbledoveraprostrategentleman,who
happenedtobetheyoungMarquisofBucktown,whograspedherfirmlyround
the
waist,andclungtohisprize,asashowerofcutsgreetedthewrithingpair.
"Hold,hold,"criedAlice,"she'sfairlycaughtandmustsubmittobeofferedas
a
victimontheAltarofLove."
Lucyquicklywheeledasmallsoftcouchintothecentreoftheroom.The
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gentlemenpulledofftheirbandages,andalllaughinglyassistedtoplacethe
pairin
positiontheladyunderneathwithapillowunderherbuttocks,andtheyoung
marquis,onhisknees,fairlyplantedbetweenherthighs.Bothwerenovices,
buta
morebeautifulcoupleitwouldbeimpossibletoconceivehewasafineyoung
fellowofseventeen,withdarkhairandeyes,whilstherbrunettestyleof
complexion
wasalmostacounterpartofhistheireyesweresimilaralso,andhis
instrument,as
wellashercunny,werefinelyornamentedwithsoftcurlyblackhairwiththe
skin
drawnback,thefireypurpleheadofhiscocklookedlikealargeruby,as,by
Frederick'ssuggestion,hepresentedittoherlusciouslookingvermiliongap,
thelips
ofwhichwerejustslightlyopenasshelaywithherlegsapart.Thetouch
seemedto
electrifyher,theblushingfaceturnedtoastilldeepercrimsonasthedartof
love
slowlyenteredtheoutwarksofhervirginity.Fredcontinuedtoactasmentor,
by
whisperingintheyounggallant'sear,whoalsowascoveredwithblushes,but
feeling
hissteedfairlyincontactwiththethrobbingmatrixofthelovelygirlbeneath
him,he
atonceplungedforwardtotheattack,pushing,shoving,andclaspingher
roundthe
bodywithallhisstrength,whilsthetriedtostiflehercriesofpainbyglueing
hislips
tohers.ItwasacaseofVent,Vidi,Vici.Hisonsetwastooimpetuoustobe
withstood,andshelayinsuchapassivefavourablepositionthatthenetwork
ofher
hymenwasbrokenatthefirstcharge,andhewassooninfullpossessionupto
the
rootsofhishair.Herestedamoment,sheopenedhereyes,andwithafaint
smile
said,"Ah!Itwasindeedsharp,butIcanalreadybegintofeelthepleasuresof
love.
Goonnow,dearboy,ourexamplewillsoonfiretheotherstoimitateus,"
heavingup
herbottomasachallenge,andpressinghimfondlytoherbosom.Theyrana
delightfulcourse,whichfilledusallwithvoluptuousexcitement,andasthey
died
awayinamutualspend,someoneputoutthelights.Allwaslaughing
confusion,
gentlementryingtocatchaprize,kissingandsighing.
Ifeltmyselfseizedbyastrongarm,ahandgropedformycunny,whilsta
whisperinmyearsaid:"Howdelightful!It'syou,dearlittleBeatrice.Ican't
makea
mistake,asyoursistheonlyhairlessthinginthecompany.Kissme,dear,I'm
burstingtobeintoyourtightlittleaffair."Lipsmetlipsinalusciouskiss.We
found
ourselvesclosetoAlice'sbed,mycompanionputmebackonit,andtakingmy
legs
underhisarms,wassoonpushinghiswayupmylongingcunny.Inippedhim
as
tightlyaspossiblehewasinecstasiesandspentalmostdirectly,butkeeping
his
place,heputme,byhisvigorousaction,intoaperfectfrenzyoflove.Spend
seemed
tofollowspend,tillwehadeachofusdoneitsixtimes,andthelasttimeIso
forgot
myselfastofairlybitehisshoulderindelight.Atlengthhewithdrew,without
telling
hisname.Theroomwasstillindarkness,andloveengagementsweregoingon
all
round.Ihadtwomorepartnersafterthat,butonlyonegowitheach.Ishall
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never
forgetthatnightaslongasabreathremainsinmybody.
NextdayIfoundout,throughFred,thatCharlieVavasourhadbeenmyfirst
partner,andthathehimselfbelievedhehadhadhissisterinthemelee,which
she
afterwardsadmittedtomewasafact,althoughshethoughthedidnotknowit,
and
thetemptationtoenjoyherbrotherwastoomuchforher.
Thisorgiehasbeenthemeansofestablishingakindofsecretsocietyamongst
thecircleofourfriends.Anyonewhogivesapressureofthehandandasks:
"Doyou
rememberFred'sbirthday?"isfreetoindulgeinlovewiththosewho
understandit
andIhavesincebeenpresentatmanyrepetitionsofthatbirthdayfun.
PARTIII.
Wereturnedtoschool,andIkeptuparegularcorrespondencewithFrederick,
theletterstoandfrobeingenclosedinthoseofAlice.Timecrepton,butas
youcan
imagineaswellorbetterthanIcanrelateallthekindsofsalacious
amusementswe
girlsusedtoindulgein,IshallskipoverthenextfewyearstillIarrivedatthe
ageof
seventeenmyguardianswereinahurrytopresentmeatCourt,andhaveme
broughtoutinhopesthatImightsoonmarryandrelievethemoftheirtrust.
Alicewassoattachedtomethatsincemyfirstvisittoherhome,shehad
solicitedheraunttoarrangewithmyguardiansformypermanentresidence
withher
duringmyminority,whichquitefellinwiththeirviews,asitenabledmetosee
more
society,andoftenmeetgentlemenwhomightperhapsfallinlovewithmy
pretty
face.
LadySt.JeromeundertooktopresentbothAliceandmyselfshewasanaunt,
andmentionedinherletterthatunfortunatelyastarofthefirstmagnitude
wouldalso
bepresentedatthesamedrawingroom,butstillwemighthaveafaintchance
of
pickingupyoungLothair,thegreatmatrimonialprizeoftheseason,ifhedid
not
immediatelyfallinlovewiththebeautifulLadyCorisande,andthatweshould
meet
thembothatCrecyHouse,attheDuchess'sball,incelebrationofthe
presentationof
herfavouritedaughter,forwhichshehadobtainedinvitationsforus.For
nearlythree
weekswewereinaflutterofexcitement,makingthenecessarypreparations
forour
debut.Mymother'sjewelswereresettosuitthefashionoftheday,andevery
three
orfourdayswewenttotowntoseeourCourtmilliner.
IncompanywithAliceandheraunt,wearrivedatLordSt.Jerome'stown
residenceinSt.James'Square,theeveningbeforetheeventfuldayher
ladyshipwas
amostcharmingpersonofaboutthirty,withoutfamily,whointroducedus
before
dinnertoherniece,MissClareArundel,FatherColeman,thefamilyconfessor,
and
MonsignoreBerwick,thechamberlainofPioNono.Thedinnerwasexquisite,
and
wepassedadelightfulevening,amusedbythequiethumouroftheconfessor,
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and
thesparklingwitofMonsignore,whoseemedtostudiouslyavoidreligious
subjects.
MissArundel,withherbeautiful,pensive,violeteyes,anddarkbrowngolden
hair,
seemedparticularlyfascinatedbythesalliesofthelatter,whilsttherewasa
somethingremarkedbybothAliceandmyself,whichledustosuspectthe
existence
ofsomecurioustiebetweenthetwoecclesiasticsandtheladiesofthe
household.
LordSt.Jeromewasnotintown.Atourspecialrequest,Aliceandmyself
sharedthesameroom,whichopenedintoaspaciouscorridor,atoneendof
which
wasasmallchapelororatory.Ourmindsweresounsettledbythethoughtsof
the
morrow,andalsohopesofmeetingsomeofouroldfriendsintown,especially
the
Vavasours,thatsleepwasquitebanishedfromoureyessuddenlyAlicestarted
upin
bed,with,"Hist!there'ssomeonemovingaboutthecorridor."Shesprangout
ofbed
andsoftlyopenedourdoor,whilstIfollowedandstoodclosebehindher.
"They're
goneintotheoratory,"shesaid."IsawafigurejustintheactofpassinginI
will
knowwhatisgoingonwecaneasilyslipintosomeoftheemptyrooms,ifwe
hear
anyonecoming."
Sosaying,sheputonherslippersandthrewashawloverhershoulders,andI
followedherexamplereadyforanykindofadventure,wecautiouslyadvanced
alongthecorridor,soonwearrivedatthedooroftheoratory,andcouldhear
several
lowvoicesinside,butwereafraidtopushthedoorajarforfearofbeing
observed.
"Hush!"whisperedAlice,"Iwasherewhenquitealittlegirl,andnow
remember
thatoldLadySt.Jerome,whohasbeendeadsometime,usedtousethisroom
next
tothechapel,andhadaprivateentrancemadeforherselfdirectfromthe
roominto
theoratory.Ifwecangetinthere,"shesaid,turningthehandle,"weshallbe
inafine
placetoseeeverything,astheroomisneverused,andsaidtobehauntedby
theold
lady."Thedooryieldedtoherpressure,andweslippedintoagloomyroom,
justable
toseealittlebythelightofthemoon.
(Tobecontinued.)
ATASTEFORFOREIGNERS.
(ImitatedfromMartial.)
TotheFrench,totheGermansandSwedes,
EasyHarriet,yougiveupyourcharms
ItaliansandRussiansbesides
Haveallhadtheirturnsinyourarms
YoudespisenottheDutch,northeDanes,
Mulattoes,orNegroes,orFinns
Inyoutheymayallquenchtheirflames.
Whateverthetintoftheirskins.
Yourejectthecaplessconcerns,
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OrthecircumcisedTurkortheJew
Inshort,everynationbyturns.
Hashadanerectioninyou
Yourfancyistrulyuncommon,
ThereasonIwishIcouldfind
Whilebybirthyou'reatrueEnglishwoman,
ThatnotrueEnglishprick'stoyourmind.
ADULTERY'STHEGO!
(ASongbeforethetimeoftheNewDivorceCourt.)
Whenwewereboystheworldwasgood,
Butthatislongago
Nowallthewisestfolksarelewd
ForAdultery'sthego.
Thego,thego,thego,
Adultery'sthego!
Quitetiredofleadingvirtuouslives,
Thoughspotlessasthesnow.
Amongthechasteandpiouswives,
Adultery'sthego.
Thego,thego,thego,&c.
LonglifethentotheHouseofLords.
Theyknowathingortwo
Youseefromalltheirgrandawards,
ThatAdultery'sthego.
AndLadyBarlow,Mrs.Hare.
Case,Clarke,andBolders
Teed,Ashton,James,andalldeclare
Adultery'sthego.
Somehusbandsstillarejealous,
Andguardthefurbelow,
Butspitesuchprudishfellows.
Adultery'sthego.
Horn'dcuckoldsweremadragingbulls,
Acenturyago
Now,they'retameoxen,sillyfools,
ForAdultery'sthego.
Then,heyforDoctors'Commons,
Withhornedbeastsarow
Forman'sdelight,andwoman's,
Adultery'sthego.
HERVERYSOUL.
OnSundays,inachurchlikethis,
IjoytofacetheblushingMiss,
Eyewithineye,agogforbliss,
Throughtouchingnot,Ionlykiss,
Herverysoul!Herverysoul!
Shefallsatonceintomyplan,
Iguesssheprays,behindherfan,
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"Oh,foraman!Arealman!
Tosatiate,asheonlycan,
Heavens!whataglance!seehersuck,
Andlickherlips,onfireforcock.
Iseeherfriskybottombuck,
WhilewiththeprickoflustIfuck,
FIRSTRONDEAU.
Tenyearsago,onChristmasday,
FairHelenstolemyheartaway,
Iwenttochurchbutnottopray.
Tenyearsago.
Topray?YespraytoHelen'seyes
Ah!wouldthatwehadbeenmorewise
Today,shewouldnotrecognize
Himwhomshekissedinecstasies,
Tenyearsago.
SECONDRONDEAU.
Againwe'vemet,andnowIfind,
Herstillmoreluscioustomymind
Shewasnottosuchpranksinclined.
Tenyearsago.
Thoughnowasecondtimeshe'swed.
Hersisamostlasciviousbed
Thoughthirtyyearsshenowhassped.
Shefucksstillbetterthanshedid.
Tenyearsago.
LINESWRITTENUNDERHERPORTRAIT.
SuchHelenwas!religious,youngandfair
Afaithfulspouse,andblestwithbabiesdear
Butinthechurch,whileweekbyweeksheprayed,
Anamorousnoblelonghercharmssurveyed
SundaybySunday,seatednearherpew.
Hekeptthegoddessofhisheartinview
AndwhentheTenthCommandwasdulyread,
"Icovetthee,"hisburningglancessaid
Herhumblerankforbadeacquaintancefree,
Yethighenoughitwastoguardhermodesty
Herhusbandwasagamesterfierceandrude,
Hefledthetown,andotherlovespursu'd
Sheonherjointurefairremainedathome,
Closeguardedbyhismotherandherown
Twomonthsatchurch,shestoodthesiegeofsighs,
Silence,thatspoke,andeloquenceofeyes
Couldvirtuelongerlast?atlengthshefell
Nomore,nomore,canhappyloverstell.
Andmarkthesequel!rashlyshehadsworn
Shene'erwouldtoherfaithlesslordreturn
Herprudentloverurgedacoursemorewise,
Hisvigourhadmoreforcethanhisadvice
Shewouldnotlisten,tillherswellingzone,
Provedhiskindcounselwiserthanherown.
Justatthatjuncturehergoodmanreturned,
Intimetoadoptthebabe,thatproveshimhorn'd
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Theweddingringuponherhandyousee
Isnotherweddingring,'twasgivenbyme
Theoneherhusbandgaveher,here,here,behold!
Aroundmyfingerwreathsitshallow'dgold
Herdiamondbroochandclaspsallbrightlyshine,
Hisgiftsindeed!thelockstheyholdaremine
Far,faraway,Inowherabsencemourn,
Grantme,OVenus!grantaquickreturn
KeepHelenvirtuous,tillagainwemeet,
Andrevelintheblisssonaughtyandsosweet.
UPTHECHIMNEY.
WhenCaptainJonesofHalifax,
Wasputinwinterquarters,
Hislandlady,awidow,had
Theprettiestofdaughters.
TheCaptainsuedherlovingly,
Thegirlwasgayandready
Tojoinherlotwithhisandbe
ThenobleCaptain'slady.
Theirweddingwasdeferredbutsoon.
Impatientforthepleasure,
Hefoundhiswayintoherroom,
Andswiv'dherathisleisure.
Thechambermaid,whosettorights
Thedifferentpotsandpans.
Warn'dmistresstherewasne'eradrop
Inthatofthisyoungman's.
Themotheraskedhimtenderly,
"Asyou'retowedmydaughter.
Praytellmewhymydearyoungman,
Whywhyyoumakenowater?"
"Ah,Madam!"criedhe,"cannotyou
Therealreasonguess?
ThefactisthatIgotobed,
Sofulloftenderness.
Igeteagerforthebliss,
Ifeelsostiffandhot,
ThatreallyI'mobligedtopiss
RightuptheChimneyPot."
InthewarsinIndia,intheyear1800,MajorTorrens'spartywaspursuing
some
oftheenemy.Oneday,whiletheywerediningandverymerry,asergeant
cameand
reportedtotheMajorthattwoprisonerswerebroughtin,oneoldandone
young.The
Sergeantrequestedordersregardingthem.TheMajormerrilyanswered:"Oh,
take
themawayandfrigthem."TheSergeantretired.Inanhourhereturned,and
respectfullymadethisreport:"Pleaseyourhonour,wehavefriggedtheyoung
one.
butwecan'tmaketheoldman'scockstand."
Thisstorywasrelatedtome,in1818,byTorrens,whowasthenanold
General
atMadras.
NURSERYRHYMES.
TherewasayoungladyofHarrow.
WhocomplainedthatherCuntwastoonarrow,
Fortimeswithoutnumber
Shewoulduseacucumber,
Butcouldnotaccomplishamarrow.
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TherewasayoungladyofGlasgow,
Andfondlyherloverdidask,"Oh,
Prayallowmeafuck,"
Butshesaid,"No,myduck,
Butyoumay,ifyouplease,upmyarsego."
Therewasayoungmanhadtheart
Ofmakingacapitaltart,
Withahandfulofshit,
Somesnotandaspit,
Andhe'dflavorthewholewithafart.
TherewasanoldmanofConnaught.
Whoseprickwasremarkablyshort,
Whenhegotintobed
Theoldwomansaid,
"Thisisn'taprick,it'sawart."
TherewasagayCountessofBray,
AndyoumaythinkitoddwhenIsay,
Thatinspiteofhighstation,
Rankandeducation,
ShealwaysspeltCuntwithaK.
TherewasanoldparsonofLundy,
FellasleepinhisvestryonSunday
Heawokewithascream,
"What,anotherwetdream,
ThiscomesofnotfriggingsinceMonday."
TherewasastrongmanofDrumrig,
Whoonedaydidseventimesfrig
HebuggeredthreeSailors,
FourJewsandtwoTailors,
Andendedbyfuckingapig.
TherewasanOldManoftheMountain.
Whofriggedhimselfintoafountain,
Fifteentimeshadhespent.
Stillhewasn'tcontent.
Hesimplygottiredofthecounting.
TherewasayoungmanofNantucket.
Whowentdownawellinabucket
Thelastwordshespoke.
Beforetheropebroke,
Were,"Arsehole,youbugger,andsuckit."
AnativeofHavredeGrace
OncetiredofCunt,said"I'lltryarse."
Heunfoldedhisplan
Toanotheryoungman,
Whosaid,"Mostdecidedly,myarse!"
AttheParishChurch,SouthHackney,bytheRev.C.A.White,JohnHenry
Bottomfeldt,ofHamburgh,toSarahJaneGreens,ofSouthHackney.(Vide
"Daily
Telegraph,"January3,1875).
Howlovelyeverythingnowseems
WhenjoinedinonebyHymen'sbelt,
FornowJohnHenryhashisGreens,
AndSarahJaneherBottomfeldt.
Lastrevised:26October2015.ConditionsofUse.KnownBugs.
Copyright20012015byTheJackHorntipCollection.Allrightsreserved.
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