well, this is a very mexican /latinamerican joke, it 'll probably be more

funny for those who speak spanish, I hope you can have lots of fun with it.
you only have to read the english sentences.
they'll not make any sence to you.
you 'll read them because all the words together make a sence in spanish
(because of their pronuntiation)
the meaning of what you are saying it's right down the sentence you are
supposed to read. and what you are saying but in spanish it's written just
after the sentence.
I hope you understand the mechanism, learn some spanish (well at least
how it sounds) .
have fun

Let's start:
Spanish for english speaking people
Lesson 2 (lesson 1 is lost)

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BOY AS -N - R (Voy a cenar)

I'm gonna have dinner

N - L - C - JOHN (En el sillón)

On the armchair

BE A HOPE AND SON (Viejo panzón)

Fat old man

THIS - S - POOR AS STUNT AIR - E - US (Dices puras tonterías)

You're saying dumb things

S - TOY TREE STONE (Estoy tristón)

I'm kinda sad

LOST TRAP EAT TOSS (Los trapitos)

The little rags

A KEY EYE POOR AGREE JUG (Aquí hay pura grilla)

There's only politics around here

DESK CAN SAW (Descansa)

(You) rest

AS SAY TOON AS (Aceitunas)

Olives

CELL EYE JUG, ONE A WHAT TOE (Celaya, Guanajuato)

Celaya, Guanajuato (a city in central Mexico)

BE A HAS - R - WHEN THERE US (Viejas argüenderas)

Arguing old hags

COME AT A LOSS UGH WACK CAT TESS (Cómete los aguacates)

Eat the avocadoes

THE HEAD THE STAR MALL LESS STAN DOE (Deje de estar molestando)
Stop bugging me

KIT AT TELL LOSS WAR AT CHESS (Quítate los huaraches)

Take off your sandals

BALL ADD THE PAY JAZZ SAD US (Bola de payasadas)

Silly stuff

TABOO - N - O ('ta bueno)

It's OK

A KEY'S TATOO ONE C'M ON EIGHT (Aquí está tu Juan Camaney)

Your "macho" lover is here

PASS A LASS SHELL ASS (Pasa las chelas)

Pass the beer

S - TOY SO LAP ASS (Estoy solapas)

I'm alone

PASS A LASS ALL SAW (Pasa la salsa)

Pass the sauce

COME - S - LOSS TACK EAT TOSS (Comes los taquitos)

You eat the little tacos

EYE HALL IS CONE - O - TEAR A HESS (Ay Jalisco no te rajes)

Jalisco don't surrender (famous mexican saying)

L - GATT - E - TOW (El gatito)

The kitten
WELL - S - A SOAP - O (Hueles a sopo)
You smell like sweat

A PEST ASS ALL COLE (Apestas a alcohol)

You stink like alcohol

R-P-AS-MALL-AS (Arpías malas)

Bad witches

TEN GO SAP AT TOSS EAT TALL - E - AN OZ (Tengo zapatos italianos)

I have italian shoes

BE GOAT TESS THE RAN CHAIR - O (Bigotes de ranchero)

Farmer's moustache

S - TAZ - B - N - GORE DOUGH (Estás bien gordo)

You are very fat

TELL - O - PRO MET - O (Te lo prometo)

I promise you

DOES TACK EAT TOSS - E - FREE HALL - S (Dos taquitos y frijoles)

Two little tacos and beans

WEB US COME HAM ON (Huevos con jamón)

Eggs with ham

WEB US COME TOSS SEE NO (Huevos con tocino)

Eggs with bacon

WEB US TEA BE US (Huevos tibios)

Lukewarm eggs

WEB US COME SHORE IS SO (Huevos con chorizo)

Eggs with sausage

WEB BE TOES COME FREE HALL LIT TOES (Huevitos con frijolitos)
Little egs with little beans

DOES STACK KIT TOES DOOR ADD IT TOES THE PAUL JOE (Dos taquitos
doraditos de pollo)
Two little chicken fried tacos

DOES STACK KIT TOES THE CAR NEAT AS (Dos taquitos de carnitas)
Two pork little tacos

COME CHILL LEAP TOES HALL UP PEN JOE'S (Con chilitos jalapeños)
With jalapeño red hot chili pepper
COME CHILL LACK KILL LESS (Con chilaquiles)
With peppered corn tortilla bits

E - FREE HALL LIT TOES (Y frijolitos)

...and little beans

TRAIN US ON SIX THE SHELL AS (Traenos un six de chelas)

Bring us a beer six pack

KISS SEA RAM MOST DOES TEA KILL AS (Quisiéramos dos tequilas)
We'd like two tequilas

SEE GARY TOE? (¿Cigarrito?)

Would you like a cigarrete

MUCH AS GRASS SEA AS (Muchas gracias)

Thank you very much

LOW ASS - M - OZ - N - TWO QUART TOE? (¿Lo hacemos en tu cuarto?)

Shall we make it in your room?

L - WHO GO RAN - C - O (El jugo rancio)

The rotten juice

SEE EYE (Sí hay)

Yes, we have

T - N - S - FREE - O? (¿Tienes frío?)

Are you cold?

S - TOY AS TALL A MAD RE (Estoy hasta la madre)

I'm fed up

S - TAZ PEN THE HO (Estás pendejo)

You are an ass hole

FREE HOLE IT TOES CAN CHILL IT TOE (Frijolitos con chilito)

Beans with chili pepper

CHEEK -E- JUICE (Chiquillos)

Boys

CHEEK -E- JAZZ (Chiquillas)

Girls

A PAN -E- CAR SAY (Apanicarse)

Be afraid because a perceived economic recession
MERRY KIT A (Mariquita)
Gay - Cry-baby

CHAP ARROW (Chaparro)

Shorty