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mental sms jokes

mental hospitala irunthu thappiya mentala pitichukuduta rs.1,50,000 prize
tharangalam nee payappadatha. enakku panam mukiyam illa. Nee than
mukkiyam...

Sar: Excuesme, vaigai exp poiducha?

T.T.E:; No.
Sar: Pandian?
T.T.E: No.
Sar: Nellai?
T.T.E: No, sir.. Neeng yeng poganum?
Sar: "Intha Thandavalatha thaandi poganum........."

135. Marriage
Love Marriage ikkum, Arrange marriage ikkum enna difference?? naamala kenuthula
viluntha athu love marriage... 10 per thalli vitta athu arranged marriage..

Man 1: Oru nimishathula 130 name solla mudiyuma?

Man 2: Mudiyadhu, niye sollu...
Man 1: 100mohmed, 9thara, 6mugam, 7malai, 5ali, and 3sha. kooti PARU KANAKU
SARIA VARUM

Mazhai veyil sms

Mazhaikum
veyilkum enna difference. . .?

Ans:
mazhaiyil shreya dance aaduva. . .
Veayilil Bhavana dance aaduvaa..

Ennathan nammakku Rendu kaadhu irrunthallum namma'ONNU'nu sonna'ONNU'nu than

ketkkum....

1. How do flies communicate?---BY EEE-MAIL

2. Oru Maami Idliyai Thalaila vechinda.Yein?

---Yen-na , Idli Poo pola Irundhudhu.

3. Japanese, Leaning Tower of Pisa kaattina

adhukku enna peir veppa?----Nikkumo-Nikkado!
4. Mahathma Gandhijikkum, Kunnakudi Vaidyanathanukkum yenna Vithyasam?--Gandhiji Non-violinist,
Vaidyanathan Violinist!
5. Spin Bowlarruku pen kuzhandai perandal enna peyar vaipar?----Thiruppura Sundari
6. Deepavalikkum Pongalukkum yennanga vithyaasam?---- Deepavali annikku
PongalSaapidalaam ;Aana Pongal
annikku Deppavaliye Sappida mudiyaadhu!
7.

Oru annanum thangachchiyum oadi varranga.Annan

Malemoochu vangaraan. Thangachchi?--- Ava Female
Moochchu vaanguvaaa.

8. What is the opposite of Arvindswamy ?

----Arvind-DID-NOT-SEE-ME !

9. Mylaporeukkum, Mandavelikkum Sandai vandha Edhu win pannum?

Yen-na avangakitta Tank irukku.
10. Yein, desertla irukkara post-officela ellarum letter
Veliya pora?---Yen-na, Veliyethan Otta-gum irukku.

---Mylapore,

ezhudhittu, Stamp vangittu,

11. Bus-ei pinnaala thallina Enna Aagum?

---- Pin valayium.

12.
Oru English therinja Maadu(cow)theatre pakkam porathu.
Anga theatre Kadhavai kadikka arambichuduthu! Yen? ----Yen-na, Kadhavula
"Pull"nnu ezhudhirukku.
13. Neil Armstrong yein romba great?
---Ellarum 1-kku, 2-kku povar. Avar 3-kkeipoivittaar !
14. What is the similarity between krishna jayanthi and communism?
----Kaal Marks.
15. What is the similarity between Short Circuit and Poraamai?

---- Wire Eriyarthu

16. Ramar Sithaiyai thedindu Lankai kalambumbodhu

kadal ai thaandarathukku varar.Appo enna aschariyam!
Kadal avarukku appadiye vazhi vittuduthu. Yein? ---Yen-na, Avarkitte Vill
Irundhathu;Where there is a
Will, there is a Way !!

kadi jokes
Head Master : dai, evan da tamil vathiyar kaalai pidichi vaari vitathu?
Student: ella Sir, netru school vittadhum, avar thaan "NAALAI KAALAI
VAARUNGAL"nu sonnaru.

Daily Calendar-Le Theydhi Kizhikkardhu Mukkiyam Illai Andha Theydhi-Le Nee

Enna Kizhikkarey-Ngardhu Than Mukkiyam !!

Wifekitta loverkitta enna maraikkanum

Wifekitta lovera maraikkanum loverkitta wifea maraikkanum

Q:Pura(Dove) kittayum, Anil(Squirel) kittaiyaum letter anupicha edhu >> > correcta poi
serum? >> > A:Anilthan, yenna adhu kittathan Pin Codu Irukku. >> > *** >> >

MAN 1: Ponnuku enna vaiasu aavarudhu ? >> > MAN 2:Aadi vandha... 16 mudiyum
>> > MAN 1:Appo Aaadama vandha ???? .

Two College students finish their History exam and walk out of the >> > exam >> >
hall.. >> > First Student: Vaa Tea saapadalaam .. >> > Second Student: Ippo Dhaane
COPY (...kapi/Coffee..) adicche >>..Yedukkuda >> > Tea .
LIC oda 14th floorla sandhanam poosi > yirukkanga.Yaen? >>
Yaenna adhu Mottai maadi. >> > > >> > >

Eli(adhaanga Rat) adhukku yaen vaal yirukku? >> > >

Seththa pudichchu thookki poada. >> > >> > >

Question: Prasad asks Kumble to bring a Pepsi. Kumble

brings a bottle, but takes it directly to Tendulkar.
Why?
Ans: Because Tendulkar is an opener.

Oru girl veettukku late aa vara. odane antha ponnu appa "yen lattu" appadinraru. amma
"why are you late?" annan "thum late kya karum(hindi )" akka "enthukku lattuka
uchchavu (telugu)" what can you infer from this.
Oru ponnu late a vanda naalu per naalu vidhama pesuvanga.

Spice girls ta adutha May onnam thethi indiala vandu padungannu sonna pada mattanga
yen?
yenna avangalukku Tamil Theriyathu?

SON: Appa....... schoolla ramu enna adichittaanpa......

Father: Teacher kitta complaint panna vendiyadhu dhane........
Son: Ramu dhaan pa teacher

HELLO PEPSI UMAVA?????? ENAKKU SIVAKASILA IRUNDHU ORU SONG

PODUNGA.........
UMA: SORRY NAAN IPPPO CHENNAILA IRUKAEN.

TTR: Ticket kattunga?

Sardar: Itho parunga.

TTR: Ithu palaya ticket kannu.,
Sardar: Train mattum enna Pudusa?
TTR: ......... ????

Father: Ennada! Test la zero mark vankitu vanthirukke? Nalla padikkaliya?

Son: Athu zero illappa! Naan nalla padichahukkaka miss "O" pottanga...

Q: Oru yanai (elephant) vegama ration kadai pakkam odarathu.

Athu anga enna vangum?
A: Muchu Vangum.
Q: Japanese, Leaning Tower of Pisa kattina adhukku enna per veppa?
A: Nikumo-Nikado

oap Dappaala
Yedhukku
Chinna Chinna
Holes
Irukkunu
Theriyumaa.???
Theriyalana
Therinjukkonga
Periya Hole
Irundhaa, Soap
Keezha Vizhundhudum!!!

Vadivelu: Ingu 1000 Rubaikku Edhu Vaanginalum

1 WATCH FREE !!!
Parthiban: Edhu Vaanginaalum Watch Free-ya???
Vadivelu: Yes
Parthiban: Appa 1000 Rubaikku Chillarai Kodu!.!.!.

2 pasanga sappittu kondirukkumbodhu

Paiyan1: Yeanda Fan-a off pannitta
Paiyan1: Yenga Appa than yennai Viyarvai sindhi sappidanumnu sonnaru adhan

Yean thanni thelichchu Kolam poduranga theriyuma???

Kolam pottuttu thanni thelicha Kolam Azhinjidum adhaan
Eeeeeeeeeeeeee

Teacher: Azhagu Neerilum Nilathilum Vazhum Eadhavadhu oru vilangu(mirugam)

peyar sollu.
Azhagu: Thavalai(frog) Madem.
Teacher: Sariya Sonna, Vera 3 vilangu sollu
Azhagu: Thavalaiyoda Appa, Amma & Annan Madem.

Sorry-nga
Ungala Indha Nerathula
Disturb Panradhu Thapputhan..
Aana Matter Romba Urgent
Ean Intha Kelviya Unga kitta
Kekurennu Theriyala
Aana Ithukku Ungalala
Mattumdhan Answer Solla Mudiyumnu
Thonudhu!!!
Chinna Doubt dhan
Kochikkadheenga

Kosuvukku Kottavi Varuma?!?!?!

Heart attackna enna theriyuma?

Oru azhagana ponnu unna parththa-un blood heat aagum.
Aval Sirithal- un bp increace aagum.
Aval un pakathula vanthal-un heart beat raise aagum,
face verkum, naakku ularnthu pogum.
Aval thannoda azhagana lip sa open panni
Anna, Ghandi Parkuku entha busla poganumnu
kekum bothu un heartla Dum nu oru satham kekkum paar,
Athukku per thaan heart attack.

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