The Charlotte Observer

June 10, 2036

death notices and obituaries

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Obituaries
In Memory of
Vaccines

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1796-2036
Funeral services for vaccines will be held all over the world on June 17,
2036. Vaccines were born in England during the year of 1796. During their lifetime
they prevented many fatalities by enabling vaccinated people to build up immunity
to deadly diseases. Vaccines were helpful and loved by many.
Cause of death was murder by parents of young children. After further
investigation police concluded that the cause of death was homicide by parents
protecting their children and eradicating diseases.
Survivors include happy healthy children and worry-free parents. Vaccines
were preceded in death by Poliomyelitis, Meningococcal Disease, Measles,
Mumps, and Rubella just to name a few.
Flags will be flown at half-staff on June 17, 2036 to commemorate the
enormous impact vaccines had on our nation.