Start time on "New game"

Say 'Bye Dad!' to Dad

Talk to everyone, then Girl
(1) SECOND No
(2) FIRST I'm <name>
(2) FIRST YES
NOT YET...
(7) SECOND Nope
(2) End
Kiss Girl, Go Home, Talk To Dad
Leave, talk to Bantayan, get letter back (walk towards start of black bag)
Go Home, Use letter on Dad
Grab sweet potato from trash.
Mail Letter
(3) SECOND What is this place?
(6) SECOND Leave me alone.O
(3) Good love letter?
Walk until near orange thing in back, then kiss onion lady (80z)
Go Home
MOVING THE ROCK
Tree for money
Go to crosswalk, press it
Retired Bucket (9am-11:15am) (80z)
Look for frying pan
Get a safety potato from behind Batayan's trailer
Underground
(2) How are you?
Champ (2pm - 3:10pm) (80z)
Leave, go to park
Look for frying pan
Wash hands if needed (restores 3HP, try not to leave with less than 5 HP)
Yodzilla (4pm - 5pm) (180z) (Optional, no time loss if you miss him)
Toss Film
Mr. Music Box (5pm - 6:25pm) (120z)
(take it easy, you only lose time if you get hurt or miss him completely)
Safety save at home (big time loss, only do for live run)
Buy a funny cola
Turtle Bath - get naked and sneak out
Go to tree (Saves one second to do this before turtle boy)
Turtle Boy
Go to tracks
INK
Buy Weekly and Monthly Comic (buy extra weekly comic if you got Yodzilla)
Get ticket to temple and Scarecrow
Agony Man (10am - 12pm) (320z)
Temple 500Z
Sweet Potato from Back Left of Temple
Hasty Wizard (3pm - 7:50pm) (5z)
Eat Speedupple
Mr. Frog (4:30pm - 5:30pm) (260z)
Toss Dictionary
Talk to Monk - Where Do You Go? - Yes, I Do
Save
Get to bench ASAP, Read Monthly Comic Twice
Take Train to FBC Factory (7:30pm)
Cutscene with Barrel, Go Inside Get Ad
Ad Balloon (9:30 am - 1:30 pm) (1200z)

Save game.
Search for one gogo comic (bottom corner of factory, near colored bars).
If you didn't get a gogo comic, look for two tobacco (directly above barrel)
If you didn't get gogo comic or tobacco, suicide by entering factory.
If you kissed Ad Balloon on first landing, you have just enough time for a weekl
y comic.
Ride Train to Temple (2:30 pm)
Use weekly comic.
Take Train back to town (6:30 PM)
Take Train to Scarecrow (7:30 PM)
Talk To Sign.
Wash hands if needed.
Go Back To Town, give ad to Bantayan
Use gogo comic twice at bench (buy one if you need it)
Check trash near Cop if you still need a frying pan
Visit girl at Telescope, Sleep, level up to 5 (24 max HP)
Get pass from mail
Old monk by crosswalk
Sell tobacco if you got some
Buy extra weekly and monthly comic (even if you didn't rip up old ones)
Buy Ticket to Scare Crow Field and Temple
Take Train to Scare Crow Field (11:30 am)
Sniper (9:30 am - 1:30 pm) (800z)
get radish, put on stand.
Man Spider (3PM - 5PM Tree) (500z)
(if you haven't ripped up any comics, consider skipping him)
Toss Film
Monthly comic to midnight (if you skipped Man Spider, Weekly comic too)
Wait for invisible man at crossroads, talk to him (-2HP)
Invisible man near Average Guy stairs (-4 HP)
Invisible man near Man Spider (-8 HP)
Eat hot potato
Invisible man near sniper stairs (-16HP)
Invisible man near light
Invisible man near hay bales (3,000z)
Get money from stand (900z)
Wash hands
Monthly comic
Kiss sniper (if you missed him first time)
kiss target (1,100z)
weekly comic Train to City (4:30PM)
Get on train to Temple (5:30 PM)
Graves:
Takeda WHITE (other hole)
Mouri BLACK (tracks)
Uesugi WHITE (Criminal)
Oda BLACK (Voo Doo)
Toyotomi WHITE (Agony Man)
Tokugawa (Main Guy Area)
Weekly + Monthly Comic
Buy ticket to FBC Factory
Catch train to FBC Factory (7:30 AM)
Walk into area -> Maybe Another Day -> Save (time consuming, consider skipping)
Talk to her again -> Alright Let's Go
X TRIANGLE O X
892 (1st) Large Blue Tarp 11:30 AM [Concrete]
893 (2nd) Blue Containers [Ladder]
894 (3rd) Green Barrel [Wrecking]
895 (4th) Next To Outhouse (Get gold Poopie for 2500z, need 18+ hp)

Go to 564
Daniel (8pm - 11:50 pm) - Wait until he pops out of ground (1500z)
123
321
444
564
569
Robot King (1:30 am - 3:15 am) - Head Shake/Eyes Flash (3200z)
(Check zenny at this point, plus leftover comics. You want 12,000 plus a weekly
and monthly comic)
Box Man (3:45-4:55) - Next To Boxes (Left, Wait there) (1200z) (skip if good)
564 get boss note
Save, farm for gogo comics and tobacco if needed to reach 12,000z
Talk To Barrel
Get on Train 6:30 AM
Read gogo comic
Get to temple and go inside -> Give Gong -> Talk To Gravestone
Take Train To Town (10:30 PM)
Use Gogo Comic
Set alarm for 2:30pm
Sell stuff at Cheapot (keep at least one weekly comic and one monthly)
Buy Computer
Try for frying pan
Give love item to underground guy
Last chance for frying pan
Get Ticket To Scarecrow -> Head To Scarecrow (Around 3:30)
Save game, scum for fridge
Go to dump, give alien fridge, computer and Frying Pan
Use weekly comic, run back to tower
8:30 speak to him -> Ohagi -> Go to screen and use cola
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Play
Go to Sign/Ms Iwata -> Sure, I do
Monthly comic, Week
Catch next train (8:30 am)
Use montly or weekly comic once to advance time
Go talk to Suzuki -> Show him the paper/ink/pen (get close)
Repeat with last item
THE END
Go to Suzuki (across table)

Write a love letter! -> Head to Undasura Park

After cutscene -> Look into hole -> Look further
Run down stairs -> through door
First head/BIG lips/nose, eyes closed, mole under left eye
Run down stairs to next area
Select objection
Michelle and Mrs. Plum (press next please to reach them)
Michelle (Crazy Eyes)/ Mrs Plum (Runs Store)
No further questions -> if michelle and mrs. plum have testified
Last area, answer questions
828-8282
5:30 AM
11 Chickens
13 Cans
20 Years
122 lbs
14 Dream Girl
28 Policeman
29 Michelle
30 Batayan
37 Dr. Dandy
41 Julie
41 Leo
50 Goro
55 Cheapot
128 Mrs. Plum
Arashiyama : Batayan
Audience: Michelle
Dog : Rocky
Julie's Fan Club: Mr. Cheapot
For... : Mr Cheapot
Morning: Brush his teeth
Name : Policeman
O'Clock : Chicken
Pole : Dan Yamada
Rotating: Chopper
Singer: Mr Cheapot
Shop : Gold Fish Love
Story : Fujio Fujita
Teach: Social Studies
Town : Mr Cheapot
Go to next room -> Mail Letter at box
Spam triangle after dialgoue
Time ends when girl kisses you.
World record notes:
Might be faster on day one to skip kissing Bucket and Champ and get Music Box an
d Yodzilla.
The above is faster, but really boring.
Obviously, fastest if you never save. Most important saves are before gogo comic
and fridge so you can save scum.
It might be worth trying for a fridge during the Invisible Man sequence or when
waiting for Target.