Bahut mazedaar u should read it.....

1) tum aa gaye ho
noor aa gaya hai
chalo teeno movie chalen
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2) Maine tujhe sau-sau khat likhe,
tune kisi ka bhi jawab nahi diya;
kahin tere dil mein raddi ki tokri to nahi?
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3) Jee karta hai ki teri nili nili
aankhon main dub jaoon
Jee karta hai ki teree nili nili
aankhon main dub jaoon

chapaaak!!!!!
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4) Yeh aankhen hai ya neeli jheel?
Yeh aankhen hai ya neeli jheel?
So? What's the big deal?
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5) Gum woh cheez hai.
Gum woh cheez hai.
Jisse kagaz chipkaye jaate hai.
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6) Khud ko kar buland itnaa
Ke' Himaalay ki choti pe jaa pahunche
aur khuda tumse puche
'Abe sale gadhe. ab utrega kaise '
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7) Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha
Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha
Paas gaya. to bheeg gaya.
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8) Door se dekha to sher tha
Door se dekha to sher tha
Is liye paas gayee hi nahi.
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9) Kyon apni kabar khood-hi khod raha hai Galib.
Kyon apni kabar khood-hi khod raha hai Galib.
La, phawda mujhe de.(Wah Wah)
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10) jise dil diya woh delhii chali gayi
jise pyar kiya woh patna chali gayi
dil ne kaha khud kushi(sucide) kar le jalim
bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi
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11) Humne bhi pyar kiya tha jindgi main,
badi joshh ke sath !
Humne bhi pyar kiya tha jindgi main,
badi shhor ke sath !

Aab hum pyar karenge badi soch ke sath !

Kyon ki usey kal shamko dekha kisi aur ke sath !
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12) LAL DIWAR PAR CHUNE SE LIKHA THA GHALIB NE
 LAL DIWAR PAR CHUNE SE LIKHA THA GHALIB NE
YAHAN LIKHANA MANA HAI.
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13) TERI JULF HAI YA ANDHERI RAAT KA SAAYA
TERI JULF HAI YA ANDHERI RAAT KA SAAYA
SAR MUNDWA LE TO SAVERA HO JAI.
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14) WOH SADAK KE IS PAAR THI

HUM SADAK KE US PAR THE
KUCH HUM AAGE BADHE,
KUCH VOH AAGE BADHI
HUM KUCH AUR AAGE BADHE,
VOH BHI KUCH AUR AAGE BADHI
HUM KUCH AUR AAGE BADHE,
VOH BHI KUCH AUR AAGE BADHI
AB HUM SADAK KE THE US PAR,
AUR VOH SADAK KE THI IS PAR.
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15) Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan

Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan
Lifebouy hai jahan, tandurusti hai wahan
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*wah*wah*wah*wah

16) Bakari chadhi pahad par ,

pani peene ko
Bakari chadhi pahad par ,
pani peene ko
pani mila nahin,
bakari neeche ootar aayee

*wah*wah*wah*wah
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17) Maine tujhse pyar kiya,
tere baap ne muzhe pita
Maine tujhse pyar kiya,
tere baap ne muzhe pita
because
Sin theta by cos theta is equal to tan theta

*wah*wah*wah*wah*wah
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18) This is the Very special.
Before Marriage:
takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti
tajmahal banana chahata hoon
lekin mumtaz nahi milti

After Marriage:
takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti
tajmahal banana chahata hoon
lekin mumtaz nahi marti
God is Love, Live in Love.