1.

Ho gayi galti humse, click ho gaya mouse

Duniya ki parwaah chhodo, ban jaao meri spouse!

2. Tumse mila main kal to, mere dil mein hua ek sound,
Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: Your file not found?

3. Ab aur kaho na tum, "but" ya "if"

Tum ho meri zindagi ki animated gif

4. Aisa bhi nahin hai ke, I don't like your face

Par dil ke computer mein, nahin hai enough disk space.

5. Ghar se nikalti ho tum jab, pehen ke evening gown

Too many requests se, ho jaata hai server down

6. Tumhaare liye pyaar ki application, create main karoonga

Tum usse debug karna, wait main karoonga

7. Tumhaara intezaar karte karte, main so gaya

Yeh dekho mera connection, time out ho gaya

8. Kya chaal hai tumhaari, jaise chalti hai koi cat

What is your ICQ number, aao karein chat

9. Tum jabse meri zindagi mein, aayi ho banke female

Yaad raha na ab kuch, na postman , na e-Mail

10. Main tumhein pyaar kyun karoon, tum nahi ho Ash,

Phir bhi tumhe dekh kar mera, system hota hai crash

11.Jo Sadiyaon Se Hota Aaya Hai Woh Repeat Kar Doonga.

Tu Naa Mili To Tujhe Shift Delete Kar Doonga.

12.Ladkiyaan Sunder Hain Aur Lovely Hain.

Problem Hai Ki Bus Woh Read Only Hain.

13.Shayad Mere Pyar Ko Test Karna Bhool Gaye.

Dil Ko Aisa Cut Kiya Ke Paste Karna Bhool Gaye.

14.Tumhare Samne Hain Itne Sample Kabhi Hamein Bhi Pick Karo.
Hamare Pyar Ke Icon Pe Kabhi To Click Karo.

15.Roz Subha Hum Karte Hai Itne Pyar Se Unhe Good Morning
Woh Humhe Ghoor Kar Dekhte Hain Jaise 0 Error But 5 Warning.