(A/N: I am so sorry for not updating, but luckily here’s the next chapter!

If you’re lucky,
you might get another chapter tomorrow because I don’t have school for the rest of the
week! :D Anyways, here’s the next chapter!)

Chapter 8: Edward’s Mishap DUN DUN DUN!!! ~Chapter name approved by Alice…or
was it Emmett? XD

Recap:

Eddie-kins—I mean Edward—wait, I didn’t promise that I won’t say that—growled. Oh

my gosh I’m confusing myself. I’M TURNING INTO EMMETT!

“YESS!” Emmett yelled happily, excited at the thought that Edward—I mean Eddie-kins
—would be beautified by me. I mean, what’s so bad about that?

I saw Edward roll his eyes.

“Can I please get another dare?” He pleaded. He was ready to cry. I’ve seen it.
Everybody—including Carlisle and Esme—are laughing hysterically.

“Nope.”

Alice’s POV

“Please!!” Edward whimpered.

“Psh, no way!” I said happily. He pouted. I rolled my eyes. He mocked me. I rolled my eyes
again. This went on quite a while until Emmett (as always) ruined it.

“Oh what the heck! Just get on with it!”

“FINE!” We both shouted in unison. Everybody burst out laughing. Ok…? What in the world
was so funny about that comment? Everybody’s crazy I tell you. OMG I’m talking to myself!
AHH!!!

Edward looked at me funny. I know, blah blah blah, he’s questioning my sanity, blah blah blah.

Edward’s eyebrow went way up. I rolled my eyes. How much times did I roll my eyes today?
Hm…

Edward stared at me, which was kind of freaky.

“Edwarrrddd” I sang.

“Whhatttt?” he asked, playing along.

“LET’S GO!” I jumped up and grabbed him by the ear.

“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” Eddie shouted.

“COME ON EDDIE-KINS IT WON’T HURT!” I yelled.

“YES IT WILL, YES IT WILL!”

“JUST COME ON! WHY ARE YOU SO HEAVY? ARE YOU DRINKING ELEPHANT
BLOOD AGAIN?”

“WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY AGAIN? I NEVER DRANK IT BEFORE!”

“WELL TOO BAD BECAUSE I THINK YOU DID!”

“I DIDN’T! I SWEAR!”

“YOU’RE A BAD VAMPIRE MISTER! YOU KNOW ELEPHANT BLOOD CAUSES

FATNESS! (no offence to elephant lovers here XD)”

“BUT I DIDN—“

“NO EXCUSES YOUNG MAN! YOU ARE NOW GOING TO BE…PUNISHED.”

“Dun Dun Duunnn!” said Emmett. Right on cue I guess.

“Fine if I get a makeover, can Emmett get one too?” Edward asked. Hmm…that is…a great deal!

“NOOOO!” Emmett shouted. “Please Alice don’t!”

“Sorry Emmett, too bad!” I stuck my tongue at him.

“NOOOOOOOO—I hate you Eddie—NOOOOOOOOOOO!”

By this time the whole family was rolling on the floor cracking up.