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back to school
08 On Tap
Bored in lecture? We can help. Check out the top 10
ways to keep yourself amused (and your forehead
from hitting the desk). Plus, check out this month’s
“Term of the Month” - “Road Game.”
11
Advice From A Celeb
The Dan Band’s Dan Finnerty teaches us how to
kick off higher education right with his number one
tips on making college memorable … if you can
remember anything that is.
14 The Scene
From L.A. and O.C. to S.F., we’ve got this month’s
best bars, lounges, restaurants and hotspots.
24 Politics
Guest columnist Erwin Chemerinsky takes
an in-depth look at the controversial Arizona
immigration law.
36 back to school
We’ve got your go-to guide for the ultimate college
Photo courtesy of UCLA Athletics experience including:
42 College Pranks
44 Roommate Horror Stories
48 Coolest Classes
52 Rush Tips
56 Football Road Trips
politics scene gear
On the cover
Check out or roundup of the coolest stuff:
80 last laugh
Check out this month’s funniest viral pics.
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Your time is precious, and professors love to waste it with long lectures that – let’s be honest – they probably
get bored halfway through themselves. Take a few notes, answer a few questions, then turn to our list of
ways to keep yourself from dozing off and risking a potential neck injury when your head hits your desk.
By Mo Masi
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Learn To Sext In Morse Code Rewatch Doogie Howser,
M.D. On Your Phone
Sexting via phone? How pedestrian. 19th century coding
techniques are way more impressive. “No underwear” That’s right – the entire series of Doogie is on Hulu. HE’S A
spelled out in a series of taps against the desk? Now 16-YEAR-OLD DOCTOR! Just remember to hold back all tears
that’s hot. and joyous outbursts until after class is over to avoid frightening
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Memorize The Lyrics To A Song
No One Knows Bring Back The Art of Note Passing
Knowing all the words to “The End of the World” by REM or “One Don’t we all get a little nostalgic for middle school? Okay,
Week” by Barenaked Ladies will make you a god at parties. What probably not… (I’ll get you back some day, Jeff Allens!) But let’s
better way to utilize your downtime than learning that that line is not allow the note pass to die just yet. Pick a stranger of intrigue
actually “Chickity China the Chinese Chicken.” in your class and pass them a “What’s up,” “How boring is this
class?” or “You wanna learn Morse Code some time?” (see #1).
Smiley faces optional, but not necessarily encouraged.
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The time is 10:07 p.m. Dinner at She chose The Hangover for your
Try To Figure Out The Loteria was flavorful, albeit a tad entertainment. A respectable
Mysteries of LOST spicy, and so far the date has gone choice; a crowd pleaser. Hold on
This will definitely pass some time, but may also bring on feelings of swimmingly. God, did I just say a second, those fish tacos are not
helplessness which can turn into mania. Enlist token nerds in your “swimmingly?” Pull it together sitting well.
class to keep detailed notes and research on your findings. For extra Brad; she just invited you over to her
nerd points, this can also be communicated in Morse Code. place for a movie and unless that In her bathroom. It smells like
movie is Just Friends, I’d say you’re the apricot and coconut had a
cleared for landing, er, takeoff. Brad, threesome with vanilla. Everything
you’re going to get some action. in here appears to be breakable.
Start The Wave
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You can’t bring yourself to defile
Not a stand-up-from-your-seat wave – just a mini one. When the The car is in gear, and we’re moving, this sanctuary of a room. Game
professor turns his back, raise your hands maybe a foot from your desk and her legs look really soft to the face, Brad, game face.
with a quick, knowing look at the person next to you. If said person is not touch. Ooh, do one of those moves
incredibly lame, he or she should reciprocate quickly and delightedly where you come to a sudden halt Halfway through the movie and
(because who doesn’t love a good wave?!). Once the whole room catches and put your arm out in front of her you find yourself distracted by all
on, you’ll pretty much be the coolest people of all time. like you’re really protective. Nice. of these framed pictures. Does
she really like this many people
Okay, in her apartment. So while enough to buy all these frames
she has home court advantage it’s for?
Spam An Ex
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as though you’ve taken a sweaty,
A boring lecture is the perfect time to fill out seven-hour bus ride into unknown Post movie: In her room, gettin’
a bunch of requests for more information on territory, all for a little road game. down, doing your thang. Help,
the Mormon Church with your ex’s address. But wait, this town ain’t so bad; it there are pillows everywhere and
Postage is usually paid for, you just need to smells like an apricot had sex with every time you roll over her stuffed
put in some leg work. But hey, you’ve got the a coconut. You like it. There are no lamb it very loudly goes, “Baaah,”
time! And sometimes people just need to faux leather recliners and you’re scaring the hell out of your boner.
learn their lesson the hard way. confused as to where to sit. Oh wait,
there’s a really clean-looking couch, 2:13 a.m., back in your car. Kind of
with a chenille blanket casually embarrassed; Came all over her
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tossed over one of the arms. God, nice sheets when you saw she had
Send A Message In A bottle she’s really hot. the Star Wars trilogy box set.
You’ll need to sit near a window for this, but it could prove to be
disgustingly entertaining if successful. Just write a message
instructing someone to bring the bottle back to whatever room
you’re in, put it in an empty soda bottle, and drop it out the window.
Hopefully someone will actually return it. And then you can just throw
it back out the window… and someone can bring it back again… Oh,
did I forget to classify this as a stoner activity?
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Don’t worry if you don’t know the names of
everyone in your class -- stereotypes and
judgments work well enough for this time-passing
activity. The kid who sleeps all the time? Snoozey.
Skanky girl in the front row? Hepatitis. To take a
page out of The Situation’s book, “Circumstances” or “Predicament” seem
like they might be successful. Then bring in name tags and make one for
each person. Even better if you don’t tell them what the name tag is for, and
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just hand it to them with a smile.
Advice from
Dan Finnerty
of The Dan Band
By Jillian Gordon
Photos by Collin Stark
advice
SNMag: When you’re putting together the SNMag: Best way to win over the ladies? SNMag: Any secret hangover cures?
perfect party playlist, what tunes are crucial? df: Take an acting class and get partnered df: Here’s my hangover cure, and it actually
dan finnerty: I would say, definitely have “Total up with a girl and pick a love scene. That’s works – a fucking cold Yoo-Hoo, and the
Eclipse of the Heart” by The Dan Band, “Candy how I got my girlfriend my junior year. We Original Chicken Sandwich from Burger King.
Shop,” by The Dan Band and then after that, you got partnered up on a love scene. You have to I don’t know what it is, but it works.
could literally play any music and it won’t matter practice – don’t be afraid!
– everyone will just be in a good mood. SNMag: What drinking game should everyone
SNMag: If you could create a major, what would know how to play?
SNMag: We’ve all heard some pretty bad it be? df: There’s a game called “Anchorman.” They
roommate horror stories. In the event that you df: How to Survive a Hangover. It’s important should just call it “Drink.” It’s basically quarters.
do get a horrible roommate, what is the best to learn. When you get the quarter into the pitcher of beer,
way to deal? everyone on your team has to chug the pitcher
df: I had two roommates my freshman year, SNMag: What is the best college prank that of beer. If you don’t get the quarter in, the last
and I think the best advice if you really hate one someone could pull? person has to finish it. So if you don’t like your
of your roommates is to get the other roommate df: When I was in school, we did a horrible “anchorman,” you can basically just take a sip.
to hate that roommate. thing. We didn’t want to take our final exam Then the last person has to drink the whole drink.
and there were bomb threats everyday at our There’s the whole beer pong thing, but I hear
SNMag: What’s the best theme for a party? college during finals week so me and my friend everyone is getting herpes off playing beer pong.
df: I was going to say, “glory hole,” but that’s called one in. But at that point, they were
wrong. I think as long as there’s beer, it will literally just like, “Another bomb threat…” They SNMag: What are your thoughts on spring
write itself. didn’t even cancel class. break?
Best spots
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& san francisco
By Amanda Delzell
Los Angeles
Café Habana
Ready for a place that’s both social and socially responsible? Visit Café
Habana in Malibu. The Café was first opened in Brooklyn, NY as a place
for all people, regardless of statistics, and has been practicing the
same great business at all its locations. And, the Café is described by
its creator as an “Eco-Eatery,” using sustainable resources like solar
energy and biodegradable sugarcane fiber plates. Worried about prices
for these too-good-to-be-true sustainable goods? Never fear—prices
really aren’t unreasonable at Café Habana. You may even want to apply
for a job at the Café—thanks to the community-based atmosphere, the
girls were given J Brand jeans.
Station Hollywood
Located in the heart of its title city, Station Hollywood is the ultimate
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Arizona’s
Immigration Law
By Erwin Chemerinsky
Dean and Distinguished Professor of Law,
University of California, Irvine, School of Law
Few state laws attract the national atten- Supporters of the law see it as a necessary effort Moreover, opponents point out that there is a
tion or generate the tremendous controversy that by the state to help control illegal immigration in serious cost to having state and local police
accompanied the enactment of Arizona’s new light of the federal government’s failure to do so. enforce federal immigration laws: those not
immigration law. SB 1070, which was passed by Supporters argue that the measure does nothing lawfully in the country will never be able to turn
undocumented immigrants and view it as thinly over immigration is exclusively the power of the declared that its government will boycott
disguised racism against Latinos. federal government. Supporters of the Arizona Arizona in reaction to the new law. Other cities
law maintain that it just empowers state and local and private groups are sure to do this as well.
Already lawsuits have been filed in federal court police to enforce federal law. But the Supreme On the other hand, supporters of the Arizona
arguing that SB 1070 is unconstitutional. It is Court has been explicit that states cannot attempt law are attempting to organize “buy-cotts”
expected that the Obama administration will join in to “complement” the federal enforcement efforts. where people will go out of their way to hold
the challenge to have the Arizona law invalidated. conventions in Arizona or buy goods from that
At this point, the challenges to the Arizona law are It is likely that litigation over SB 1070 will last for state to support what Arizona has done.
based on their being preempted by federal law. years and will need to be resolved in the United
The Supreme Court long has held that federal States Supreme Court. Interestingly, one of the It is easy to understand the deep emotions on
immigration law is exclusive and that any efforts by most serious constitutional arguments against it both sides of this deeply divisive issue. But as
Photos: Arizona Immigration SB1070 Protest Rally Photo by Scott Griessel (top) and Immigration March- Juan Bernal (bottom).
states to control immigration are impermissible. is unlikely to be addressed until and unless the a mater of constitutional law, SB 1070 seems
law goes into effect. clearly inconsistent with the many Supreme
If the Supreme Court follows its precedents, SB Court cases, which have held that states cannot
1070 is likely to be struck down. For example, in It is probably not possible to argue that the law attempt to enforce immigration law. That is
1941, in Hines v. Davidowitz, the Supreme Court leads to racial profiling at this time because exclusively the job for the federal government.
invalidated a Pennsylvania law, which among that will require examination of how police
other things required that non-citizens carry actually behave under it. But it means that even Editor’s Note: After the article was written,
papers showing that they are lawfully in the if the Supreme Court were to uphold the law a federal district court judge in Arizona
country and permitted state and local police to as not being preempted by federal law, legal issued a preliminary injunction keeping key
demand to see them. challenges on other grounds would continue. portions of the Arizona law from going into
effect. She concluded that the law is likely
The Supreme Court stressed that control of The political controversy over SB 1070 also unconstitutional for exactly the reasons set
immigration is exclusively the power of the will continue. Los Angeles, for example, has forth in this article.
federal government and that states cannot adopt
even laws which “complement” the federal
enforcement scheme. In language that seems
directly relevant to the Arizona law, the Court
expressed concern over possible discriminatory
enforcement and also of tensions that could
be caused with foreign nations by such state
attempts to control immigration.
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Things I Wish I Knew
Before I Went To College
College is often considered one of the best times of a person’s life, but it can be a little
difficult to navigate your first year as a freshman. From assignments to professors to
parties and roommates, your first year can either be the time of your life or your worst
nightmare. Here’s a little cheat sheet to help you stay one step ahead.
8 Internships are
crucial
You don’t know how many people graduate
with little to no experience in their field of choice.
Beat the crowd and get all the experience while
you can now, so that when you’re applying for
the same jobs as everyone else, you’ll have a
chance of standing out. A high GPA is great, but
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real world experience is even better.
9
Partying is important things…like beer…or rent… it kind of depends
Try staying up partying all night and still on your priorities. It may sound surprising, but Get to know your
making it to your 8 a.m. class when you’re college is more about figuring out what you have professors
forty. Now is the time to have fun. When you look to read to make the grade rather than what you Afraid of becoming a teacher’s pet? Don’t
back on school, it’s the fun memories that last have to retain. worry, this is college. No one cares. Showing a
4
,not just the hours spent in the library. little interest in the course as well as talking to
2
A degree doesn’t your professor after class could really help your
Studying sucks but it equal your dream job grade. Some professors cut the students they
has to be done Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but have gotten to know some slack if they don’t do
Even if you’re not looking to make the having a degree today is pretty standard. Make as well on a particular assignment or have to
dean’s list, at least try to earn decent enough sure to use your time in school making some miss class a few times – but this will only work if
grades to keep your parents happy while you important connections that will help you out in you actually put in the face time.
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perfect your keg stand. the future.
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Learn how to
Don’t buy all the Your roommate will write a paper
books. You don’t NOT be your best And by this, we don’t mean ordering
need them friend it off the Internet. That’s bad. Effectively utilizing
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Try asking your friends who have taken the It could happen that you and your new roomie what little time you have to churn out that ten-
course before if it’s crucial to have the book and hit it off, but most likely, if you’re living with page paper due tomorrow morning can be a
a little scouring the Internet doesn’t hurt either. a stranger, he or she might be, well, a little lifesaver. If you’re not the best writer, take an
Sometimes, you can even find the book online. strange. Don’t worry, we’ve all been there. intro to writing course. After all, solid writing
With some research, you could save yourself Check out our roommate horror stories on skills are perhaps the most useful BS-ing tool
a pretty penny that can go to more important page 58. in the book.
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massages, food, contests, prizes – the works.
Other schools offer reduced rates for public Don’t buy the
transportation or have special promotions with cheap alcohol
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restaurants and venues in the area just for Do yourself a huge favor, and dish
students. Do a little research and find out what Join an obscure out a bit of extra cash for the good stuff. Your
your school offers for its students, and then reap club on campus future-self – the one without a giant hangover
the benefits. Clubs are a great way to be social from the cheap booze – will thank you.
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in a unique way. Ultimate Frisbee? Bollywood
Study abroad Dance? The more random, the better! Two words:
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If you’ve got the money to fund Priority
it, this is definitely something Learn the Greek registration
everyone should do. Studying abroad is a alphabet Some schools offer early registration to certain
rewarding experience that will surely introduce It’s not that hard, we promise, and students based on individual needs. If you can
you to many new experiences… and the drinking it will save you the embarrassment of butchering figure out how to get it, do it. You’ll never have to
age in most countries is 18! a house’s name at your first frat party. worry about waiting lists again.
A standing on top of each other. Don’t be alarmed, for the game until everyone walks to the stadium
All-nighter: No one said a Rush only lasts a few days and so do the stacks! together and cheers till the victory brings a night of
full schedule of classes, a full game day parties!
schedule of partying and a full E
schedule of friends would include Exchange: An exchange is an exclusive party for H
a full schedule of sleep! With so one sorority and one fraternity at an off-campus Happy hour: With tuition, book expenses, and
much to do, a cozy bed and some venue. A time to drink, dance, flirt, and forget that that new outfit for Saturday night, who can pay
shut eye will often be replaced with test you had last week! Though they are a blast for the overpriced drinks at the college bar?
library cubicles and a venti coffee, and can last almost all night, they are usually Two-for-one drinks are practically a necessary
especially during finals week. accompanied by a serious hangover and fines from commodity!
venue damages!
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Bidnight: Bidnight is one of the most memorable F Invite: Nostalgic for high school? This is the
nights in a fraternity boy or sorority girl’s life. It’s Fifteen minute rule: Not prom of college. A fraternity or sorority holds a
the night you’re finally done with Rush and become in the mood to show up few invites every year. These are formal events
Photos: Disposable cup Photo by Michael Flippo; Photo: ASU media relations
a pledge. Little do you know that after a fun night to class on time? Neither where the members can bring a date of their
of bonding and acceptance, it is really just the was your professor! If he choice to dance the night away with them,
beginning of months of pledge torture! or she doesn’t show up 15 minus all the high school drama of prom king
minutes after class starts, and queen!
C you can go home and get
Clapout: Ah, the famous clapout! If a girl ends up that nap you were going to J
spending the night at a frat house after a crazy take in class anyway! Jungle juice: Ever wonder
party, it would only be fair for the boys to give her where the leftover
a proper goodbye: the clapout. The cordial frat G alcohol from last week’s
boys all stand in the hall clapping as the lucky girl Game day: Some of party went? Well, it
stumbles out of a boy’s room in her party outfit. the best days of your was all mixed together
Just a tip: all frat houses have a back door! Use it! college experience and thrown into a bowl
will be game with some Kool Aid
D days. The campus for this week’s party!
Door stacks: During Rush, sororities sing from is packed with Drinkers beware…this
their doors and scare the entire row in what are people tailgating drink requires a 24-hour
Photo courtesy of Lisa Eberly
called door stacks. They flip their hair and yell all and getting ready recuperation time!
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out in spirit and just wanting to have a good time! can also be a he-man warrior! something different!
U W Z
Used Books: Your new best friend. Textbooks can Walk of Shame: Every Z-Pak: College is an
be so overpriced, and you hardly use them anyway! girl’s worst nightmare… amazing place; you
Used books are much cheaper and they even come to be seen walking down can stay up all night,
with free highlighting and notes! the row in her outfit from party all day, and
the night before at 8 a.m. have the time of your
V after shacking with a boy… life. However, this
Viking Week: A week many frat boys do not holding her heels with humiliation! If you expect to do recipe usually leads
remember…and wish they could forget. Filled with this more than once per semester, you may want to to being sick. A quick Z-pack will knock whatever
Francia, fountain runs, beer bongs in the library, consider bringing a change of clothes and flip flops it is you have right out of you, so you can get back
and Viking hats, Viking Week proves that a frat boy out with you at night! to partying and get sick again next week!
X
Xbox: No college boy’s dorm room
is complete without a full Xbox 360
setup! If you can accomplish this,
your room will become the place to
be for your entire hall!
Y
Yelp!: Bored of the frat parties and college bars?
Yelp.com is a great place to look for new, fun places
to go with your friends when you’re in the mood for
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back to school pranks
10
To p
College Pranks
By Jamie Iglesias and Erika Brickley
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The Statue of Liberty Prank The Balloon Hack of ’82 (1982)
on Lake Mendota (1979) MIT: Students inflated a huge balloon on the 46-yard line
Univ. of Wisconsin - Madison: The Statue during the Harvard-Yale game. The Balloon had MIT written all
of Liberty appeared to be under water during this prank, over it and eventually exploded in a burst of powder.
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which was lead by the infamous group of students called
the Pail and Shovel Party.
fire engine on the roof of MIT
Arm the Homeless (1993) Building (1994)
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Ohio State: Students from Ohio State created a charity MIT: MIT students placed a campus fire vehicle on the top of
the 15 story high MIT dome. (pictured)
to benefit the homeless. Instead of giving the homeless
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food and shelter, the program provided them with guns and
ammunition. It was called the “Arm the Homeless Coalition.”
Press releases were sent out about the charity, stating, “The
Theft of the Sacred Cod (1933)
Arm the Homeless Coalition will be collecting donations to Harvard: The staff of the Harvard Lampoon, an
provide firearms for the homeless of Columbus.” undergraduate humor publication, successfully “codnapped”
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the five-foot long codfish carved out of pine that hangs
suspended above the entrance to the chamber of the House of
Pink Flamingos on Bascom Representatives in the Massachusetts State House.
Hill (1979)
Univ. of Washington-Madison: 1,008 fake George Burdell (1926)
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plastic flamingos were placed on the front lawn and has since
become a school tradition. Georgia Tech: This prank began when a
student received two enrollment forms. The student
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sent in both, one with his real name and one as
Burdell. For the next four years, the student did all
Release the Crickets (1989) of his class work twice, earning Burdell a BA in 1930
USC: USC students took their long time prank rivalry with and a a masters degree a couple years later. Students
UCLA to an all time high point when they released hundreds of continue to hack course enrollment, adding Burdell’s
crickets in the main UCLA library during finals week. name to class rosters.
Roommate
Horror Stories
By Lisa Eberly
My roommate came home hammered one night and started throwing up next My freshman college roommate decided to grow dreadlocks (although he was
to his bed, so then he got up and went into the bathroom for about 30 minutes a white, Jewish guy from Encino). He didn’t wash his hair all second semester
until all of a sudden I started to hear snoring! When I went to check on him, he and would put honey and stuff in it. Disgusting.
was passed out, so I screamed and hit him and he still didn’t move. I grabbed
a cup of water and poured it on him. After he got up, I told him to go to bed,
Kevin, UC Berkeley
and he replied, “No, dude, I have to change my underwear. I’ve been wearing
these all day, they’re gross!” The boy was covered in puke. I don’t think his I had a roommate who would sleepwalk and talk. One night, I woke up and my
dirty underwear was very significant to his cleanliness. roomie was sitting on my bed staring at me – totally asleep, but her eyes were
open and she was just staring at me. Needless to say, I moved out.
Kyle, University of Oregon
Jessica, UC Berkeley
My roommate was a big stoner. His typical day would involve waking up around
2 p.m., getting high to the point where he could hardly speak and then giving
us money to go buy him and ourselves some food. His typical request (just for
him) would be HotPockets, a BOX (about 8 packets) of Kit-Kats, two bottles
of apple juice, some chips and a bag of some gummy stuff. He would put on
a movie and systematically devour ALL OF IT in one sitting. Sometimes he
would eat it all so fast he would just puke it back up. In the end, he put on
roughly 50 pounds in just freshman year. He was pretty gross.
Mike, USC
One night, I woke up because the girls down the hall were bringing my
roommate back to our room... she had been doing somersaults in the hall
while completely naked. When she got back to the room, she realized she had
peed all over her bed. She proceeded to lift up her whole mattress-pad and
hurl it off of our third floor balcony yelling, “I don’t want a pee-pee bed!”
Anonymous, USC
One night I walked in soberly at 12:30 a.m. to find my roommate sitting naked on
her bed next to her passed out, fully clothed best friend from home, with a fully
clothed man sitting at her desk. The next morning she just said, “Oh, college...”
Amanda, UCLA
Jake, UCLA
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back to school college recreation centers
5 College Recreation
Top
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freshman fifteen and looking fierce this fall.
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University of Missouri – Columbia
The MizzouRec • 35-foot climbing wall • Cardio equipment
with CD and DVD players • Free weights and weight machines • 5
sports courts • 3 performance studios • 50-meter competitive pool •
Outdoor leisure pool with underwater sound system and televisions •
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Indoor beach pool with lazy river, palm trees, and a waterfall
University of Texas
The Gregory Gym • Courts for racquetball, badminton,
handball, volleyball, squash, and morett • Table tennist •
7 basketball courtst • Game room with billiardst • Aquatic
complex indoor lap pool and leisure pool, and outdoor heated
lap pool and leisure poolt • Steam roomst • Weight roomt •
Separate locker rooms for students and staff
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Ohio State University
Recreation and Physical Activity Center
• 50,000 square feet • 3 gymnasiums • 10 glass-backed racquetball
courts • 4-lane track • 6-lane lap pool • Leisure pool with a slide and
bubble bench • 25-person spa • 2 dry saunas • Cardio equipment
• Free weights and weight machines • Indoor basketball courts •
Indoor tennis courts • A climbing wall • Bouldering walls • 2 indoor
turf fields • Ping pong tables
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University of Chicago
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Gerald Ratner Athletic
Center • Olympic-sized swimming New York University
pool with 2 diving boards • 1,600-seat Jerome S. Coles Sports Center • Multi-purpose
competition gymnasium • Practice courts • Racquetball courts • Wrestling room • 1,000-square-
gymnasium • Cardio equipment • Free foot bouldering wall • Fencing salle for swashbuckling • 6-lane
weights and weight machines • Multi- recreational pool with 2 diving boards • Sauna • Jogging track •
purpose exercise studio 6 tennis courts • 2 batting cages
By Lisa Eberly
©2008. Paid for by the United States Army. All rights reserved.
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back to school
Coolest
Classes
College is a time for learning, a time for growing and, of course, a
time to take all those cool classes you couldn’t take in high school
because some stuffy board member says it’s not important for your
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education. Having trouble getting units? We scoured the course
catalogs of numerous colleges and selected the courses we think
are least likely to put you to sleep during lecture.
By Tanya Ghahremani
NURSING 19 Who
PHIL 71H – Wants to Live to
Philosophy and 100? Aging in 21st
the Real World Century
stanford: Classic ucla: This class explains aging
college philosophy class in depth, examining the different
questions like, “If a tree falls aspects of how the body reacts to
in an empty forest and no one aging and how to deal with it in a
is around to hear it, does it healthy and effective way (ie – don’t
still make a sound?” have left do what Heidi Montag did, and you’ll
students confused for centuries. be fine).
Luckily, Philosophy and the Real
World at Stanford is a refreshing
alternative for students who PSYCH 124F Thinking
can’t tell if the chair is really ucla: Put on your thinking caps.
there or not (for the record: What In this class, you’ll learn the reasons
chair?) The class focuses on why people think the way they do
philosophical ideas that shape and also different methods by which
how people live their daily lives. people think. Beware: You might
actually have to think for this class.
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COMM ST 127 Animal Communication
ucla: Who else thought of Doctor Dolittle when they read this class
title? This class isn’t exactly about how to communicate with animals – it’s
about how animals communicate with one another. So don’t enroll in this CTSJ 180 Stupidity
class expecting to learn how to talk to birds or something… that’s just weird. Occidental college: Stupidity has always been a topic of
conversation amongst people, so it’s only logical that there be a course about
it. The class, which is offered at Occidental College, draws upon the works
MATH 261 of esteemed philosophers and psychologists, and examines what stupidity
Mathematics: really is and how it’s present in the world – from politics to the media.
Contributions by
Women
LMU: Students in the class study ASTR 310
up on the great female presences Astrobiology and
in math, from as far back as the the Search for
first century to the more recent Extraterrestrial
twentieth. This LMU class offers a Life
refreshing concept, seeing as men SDSU: The existence of
are generally the more discussed extraterrestrial life in the galaxy has
mathematicians in courses. Just been a subject of debate for as long
don’t incite a riot that ends with as many can remember. This SDSU
bra-burning – save that for Women class addresses the issue from a
Studies, please. scientific standpoint, examining our
and other solar systems in space
and the living environments which
COMM ST 117 they carry. It may not cover of the
Negotiation most famous Hollywood aliens, E.T.,
ucla: Have trouble convincing but it does promise stimulating
people to do things your way? Have discussions and a new outlook on
a burning desire to get what you the universe itself.
want all the time, but aren’t sure
how? If the answer is yes to either
of these questions, a class in good FTVS 518 Analysis
old-fashioned negotiation may just of Video Games
be what the doctor (or the school LMU: While many may not
counselor) ordered! The class focuses assume that Mario Kart 64 has
on the art of negotiating, varying from any sort of deeper purpose, this
different techniques to even conflict LMU class could prove the masses
resolution should a meeting go awry. wrong. It breaks video games down
Now when your roommate wants to to their core and examines the key
paint the walls of your dorm some factors that make them so popular
outrageous color, you’ll at least be in today’s society, as well as their
able to compromise on the color. relations to other forms of media.
that you do not rush in heels! Each day of Rush includes a lot of walking, There are cool girls in every house and there are not-so-cool girls in every
whether it be down sorority row or in the sororities themselves. It makes it house. Every house has a stereotype and every house has rumors. The
much harder to get to know the girls if you are about to collapse from your most important thing is that you are happy in that house forever. House
4-inchers! The last day of Rush, when you make your final decision and only go reputations change and maybe your pledge class will be the one to turn
to a couple of houses is an acceptable day to wear your high heels. your house around!
©1988 R.U.G.PLC
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Best College Football
Road Trips
Football season is finally here and you’re out there every Saturday sporting your team colors. Why
not really prove your team spirit and cheer them on to victory at a road game? We’ve compiled a go-
to guide to help you in your adventure - where to go pre and post game, where to stay, and what to do
in your down time. Just be sure to put on your warpaint - you’ll be in enemy territory now.
By Kiowa Bryan
Nov. 6 UA @ Stan
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of an eye. You better have some good road games if but if it’s not game day, check out these two Irish
you plan on driving for 7 hours through flat desert. oldies but goodies: O’Malley’s and Maloney’s. If
you’re catching an ASU game, tailgating might
Where to stay: just be a little bit too fun - you’ll be lucky if you
For U of A in Tucson, you’ll want to stay on 4th St. even make it to the game.
Not only is it right off campus but 4th St. is the only
place you’ll want to be. The Marriott University Park Night:
or the Four Points University Plaza are closest. For U of A games, Cactus Moon is THE college
For ASU games in Tempe, you have two options: hot spot - especially on Wednesday nights. Ladies
Scottsdale or Tempe. Scottsdale has an insane get 25 cent drinks from 8-10 p.m. and $1.50
nightlife and Tempe is right by campus. drinks from 10-close. If you’re at ASU, the best
college scene is Old Town Scottsdale, where a pub
crawl usually ensues.
Games
Sept. 25 OREGON @ ASU
Oct. 2 Cal @ U 0f A
Oct. 9 OSU @ U 0f A
Oct. 30 Wash @ ASU
Nov. 13 Stan @ ASU
Nov. 26 UCLA @ ASU
Nov. 13 USC @ U 0f A
Dec. 2 ASU @ U 0f A
Sept. 18
Wake Forest
at Stanford
stanford stadium - stanford, ca Sept. 4
UCLA at
Kansas State
Bill Snyder Family Stadium - Manhattan, KS
Sept. 4
Oregon State
Sept. 17 at TCU
California Dallas Cowboys Stadium - Arlington, TX
at Nevada
Mackay Stadium - Reno, NV
Nov. 27
Notre Dame
at USC
L.a. Coliseum - Los angeles, CA
Sept. 18
Iowa at Arizona
Arizona Stadium - Tucson, AZ
Oct. 9
Arkansas at
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Texas A&M
Jordan-Hare Stadium - Auburn, AL
Sept. 11 Oct. 2
Miami Notre Dame
at Ohio State at Boston College
Ohio Stadium - Columbus, OH Alumni Stadium - Chestnut Hill, MA
Sept. 6
Boise State
at Virginia Tech
Sept. 11 FedExField - Landover, MD
Michigan
at Notre Dame
Spartan Stadium -East Lansing, MI
Sept. 11
Florida State
at Oklahoma
Memorial Stadium - Norman, OK
Sept. 4
LSU vs.
N. Carolina
Georgia Dome - Atlanta, GA
Sept. 25
Oklahoma
at Cincinnati
Paul Brown Stadium - Cincinnati, OH Sept. 11
Oregon
at Tennessee
Sept. 11 Neyland Stadium-Knoxville, TN
Penn State
at Alabama
Bryant Denny Stadium - Tuscaloosa, AL Sept. 18
BYU at
Florida State
Doak Campbell Stadium - Tallahassee, FL
Sept. 18
Clemson
at Auburn
Jordan Hare Stadium - Auburn, AL
Sept. 25
W. Virginia
at LSU
Tiger Stadium - Baton Rouge, LA
Nov. 27
Florida at
Florida State
Sept. 18
Doak Campbell Stadium - Tallahassee, FL
UCLA at Texas
DKR Memorial Stadium - Austin, TX
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The perfect printer for students, the HP Photosmart C4680 combines a printer, copier and
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Undercovers
Premieres Wednesday, September 22 at 8 p.m. on NBC
Hot off of, well, every show he’s ever made (Lost, Alias, Fringe, Felicity) writer/
producer/director/genius J.J. Abrams returns with a one-hour spy drama
that plays like a TV version of Mr. and Mrs. Smith. The pilot kicks off with
boring married couple Steven and Samantha Bloom being reinstated to
their former jobs as two of the best spies in the CIA. Not only are they thrust
back into the action-packed world of espionage, secret identities, gunplay
and hand-to-hand combat but they have to do it all while trying to keep their
marriage intact. Look for this to be a fun combo of snappy dialogue and
action scenes; no doubt a breakout hit of the new season.
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Before the new season starts, we’re giving you the chance to
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Cast: Elisabeth Shue, Adam Scott
Story: The townsfolk of Lake Victoria become
Cast: Danny Trejo, Michelle Rodriguez
Story: A former Federale is double-crossed
Piranha 3D
walking fish food when a tremor releases a by the organization who hired him and goes
school of prehistoric piranhas. It’s up to the on a knife-wielding killing spree to exact his With an impressive list of TV and film credits
local sheriff (Shue) to save the day… Buzz: revenge. Buzz: Director Robert Rodriguez ranging from Parks & Recreation and Knocked Up to
A welcome return to some campy, B-movie has thrown a whole world of kitschy coolness his leading role in the brilliantly funny Party Down,
horror with a brilliantly random cast including into this action flick, including pitch-perfect you’ve no doubt seen Adam Scott’s deadpan comedic
Christopher Lloyd and Gossip Girl’s Jessica turns from Lindsay Lohan, Steven Seagal and delivery in action. This month he stars in campy
Szohr. Let the 3D gorefest commence! Robert DeNiro. horror flick, Piranha 3D and sat down with us to get
serious about man-eating fish…
Resident Evil: Afterlife September 10 Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps Sept. 24
SNMag: Tell us about your character in Piranha 3D –
Screen Gems Twentieth Century Fox Film
he’s a scientist, is that right?
Adam scott: Yes. A scientist who hates Piranhas
but loves plaid shirts.
Cast: Milla Jovovich, Ali Larter Cast: Shia LaBeouf, Michael Douglas SNMag: What’s one of the gnarliest death scenes in
Story: Alice (Jovovich) continues on her mission Story: Gordon Gekko is finally released from the movie?
to find and protect survivors of the zombifying jail and soon teams up with a young Wall Street as: I believe someone gets their penis forcibly
T-Virus and heads to the rumored “safe haven” wiz kid, who is on the trail of an impending global removed by a piranha using its teeth and mouth. Is
in Los Angeles. Buzz: It might be the fourth financial disaster. Buzz: It will be tough to top that what you mean by gnarly?
installment of the franchise but we’re still happy the 1987 classic but this sequel should be worth
to hand over our box office dollar to see Jovovich a look thanks to the combo of director Oliver SNMag: Did you have fun shooting at Lake Havasu?
and Ali Larter shoot four colors of gore out of Stone, Michael Douglas and hot young things Shia as: Yes. I was almost date raped by a drunk frat guy
zombie nation. And in 3D! LaBeouf and Carey Mulligan. decked out in Ed Hardy on my first day and thought
to myself, “I’m home.”
DVD Giveaway!
You Again September 24
Touchstone Pictures SNMag: Was it tough having to imagine a lot of CGI
fish everywhere? Were there any fish stand-ins to
help you on set?
as: Yes. One of them was named Jerry O’Connell.
by Carla Thorpe
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video games What We’re Playing This Month
[Never putting it down ] [Awesome ] [Pretty Good ] [Blah ] [Unplayable ]
Since we have to wait another year for the next movie, get your A long-awaited sequel to the Japanese Nintendo 64 cult-classic, this
Transformers fix with this new installment of the game franchise. For the arcade shooter game delivers an intense thrill ride that pushes the
first time, you can engage in action-packed multiplayer battles online, boundaries of the genre. Play as Isa or Kachi and take to the skies with
fully customize the look and weaponry of your own Autobot or Deceptacon a jetpack or hovering skateboard as you blast away at a host of post-
and compete in head-to-head story missions with friends around the apocalyptic enemies. The precision of the Wii-mote makes shooting
world in drop-in/drop-out online co-operative play. We call dibs on bad guys a snap and you can check your high score against the online
Optimus Prime! international leaderboard.
Set in a futuristic world, this high-octane third-person shooter puts Badass criminals Kane and Lynch are back for more brutal action as
you in control of a massive, humanoid war machine called the “wanzer.” they find themselves wanted by the entire Shanghai underworld. It’s a
Customize your wanzer with dozens of weapons (shoulder-mounted crime shooter like no other with new game mechanics that add to the
rocket launchers!) and parts for various terrains including cityscapes adrenaline-fuelled realism and a variety of modes including single player,
and Antarctic wastelands. Once you’ve mastered single-player mode, multiplayer, online co-op, arcade mode and the critically acclaimed
enter the online battlefield – solo or in a team – and engage in multiplayer Fragile Alliance mode which lets players choose between teamwork and
destruction! greed. Watch your back!
Literature on a gaming system? Yep, you can now zip through a This sequel sees our hero Chuck Greene competing in a gruesome game
compilation of some of the greatest works of classic literature (on a show where contestants must survive zombie-filled environments. On
pocket sized game card) for only $19.99, with more available to download. top of that, Chuck must also find the Zombrex drug his daughter needs to
Authors include Austen, Dickens, Shakespeare, Dostoevsky, Twain, all prevent her from turning into one of the living dead. So what we’re saying
the usual suspects. Settings include larger fonts and virtual bookmarks is, you have to kill a shit ton of zombies. Cool features include being able
to help readers mark a page. Each book includes a plot synopsis and a to combine everyday objects to create weapons and 2-player co-op so you
biography of the author. can take on the zombies tag-team style!
Ever find yourself asking, “How can I make an impact?” The answer is For the uninitiated, a “kludge” is a workaround, a quick-and-dirty solu-
just a click away! Crowdrise.com is an innovative platform that takes tion to a problem. The kind folks at thereifixedit.com have gathered
the concept of fundraising to a viral level where users can start by cre- up photos of masterful kludges, wacky inventions and makeshift FAILS
ating a profile, initiate a project, ask for donations, invite supporters from around the world and posted them all for your viewing pleasure.
to the project, share stories and ultimately create change. And if you It’s the perfect site to scroll through if you’re bored at school or work
don’t have the time to start your own project or money to donate, you and need to entertain yourself for a couple of hours. As if that weren’t
can always find a cool charity where you can volunteer to help make a enough, you can upload your own photos and read some of the bril-
difference. liantly snarky user comments.
Powerpoint slides are all well and good but if you want to add some Disclaimer: If you’re deeply religious or easily offended, perhaps give
extra wow to your presentations, check out prezi.com. The site is super this one a miss. If, on the other hand, you have an awesome sense of
user-friendly and will guide you through all the steps necessary to humor, then we insist that you get yourself to a computer asap and
create a fully customized presentation. Since the presentations are visit trollingjesus.wordpress.com. Basically, what you get is a blog
all online, users have the opportunity to view other people’s work and of captioned, pencil-drawn illustrations, all featuring JC hilariously
share their comments. Let your imagination go crazy! Current pre- interacting with people who are just trying to go about their everyday
sentation subjects range from “Walmart – Good or Bad?” to “The Arab lives. Sounds weird but trust us, it is genius and will have you LOLing
Israeli Conflict.” all over the place.
DormCo. MyNines
Dorm room decor Online sample sales
Running from store to store before moving into your dorm is tough, but If you’re a fashionista on a budget, you should definitely swing by
with Dormco.com you can find everything you need, even that alarm MyNines.com to check out their exclusive designer sample sales. This
clock to wake you up on your first day of class. This one-stop shop web- free service requires users to sign up for membership, which then
site has all of its items organized from bedding and cookware to rugs gives you access to dozens of sample sale sites across categories like
and posters. There’s also the DormCo Lounge for tips and resources to fashion, travel, beauty and wines. Sales last between 24 to 72 hours
help students prepare for that crucial first year of school. Our favorite and soon you’ll even be able to set up customized email alerts for
items include the S’Mores Maker and Flying Alarm Clock. whenever your favorite designers go on sale.
The brochure said there was a Jacuzzi. hey there... wanna hook up after?
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...on account of the gravitational pull... now that’s what I call service! what a deal!