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I love You
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I LOVE YOU
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I am glad
I have another
chance to send
more love your way
As you deserve
the sweetest things
to nicen up
your day!
For my Sweetheart!
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« Choicest Blessings on Eid
Birthday wishes for Husband »
Love u.
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I m not myself from the day when you came into my life…
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I Love wanting
So boldly to kiss you….
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I love you…
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Duniya ki “sagar” mein ek tumhari hi kashti ka sahara mila hai Dost!
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I LOVE YOU
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1 pathan ke bimari ka illaj aik hakeem ne aurrat ka dohdh tajveez kia bari muskil se
pathan ne aik aurat ko razi ki dohdh peete waqat aurat garam ho gi or os ne sexy awaz
main kaha kuch or b chaye tu pathan bola dohdh k sath agar biscuits b mil jay tu maza
ajay ga
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Golden rules
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1 ladki ka rape ho rha tha ,
ladki jor jor se chila rahi thi kutto, kamino, koi tho condom pehno muzhe AID”S hai.
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AIDS
Sardar ne USA se apni maa ko fone kia: Maa menu Aids ho gaya
Sardar: Wo kesay?
Maa:
Wedding Night
On their wedding night, both husband and wife were claiming virginity
Wife : ” If it was your first time, then how did you do so well?”
Husband : “And if this was your first time how did you know that I did so well?”
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In terms of sex satisfaction, woman is like a road and man is like a traveller. The traveller
gets tired but the road never ends…
(William Nargis)
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pehlay hath main lo
phir moun main lo
phir thook lagao
phir sidha karoo
phir sorakh ma daloo
uff..
kithna muskhil ha soi mai dagha dalna
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us ne kaha or dabao,
main dabaya,
us ne kaha or dabao,
main ne or dabaya,
us ne kaha baniyan nikal do phir dabao,
main ne phir dabaya,
us ne kaha pent bhi nikal do phir dabao,
main ne phir dabaya . . . Â
dekha ho gya na suit case band:)
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Zardari: . . . .
Bachna Aey Kamino Lo Main Agaya . . .
Ezat Ka Dushman,
Lotero Ka Dost,
Apni Ada Hai B.B Se Juda . . . ;->
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What is difference b/w New & Old couple. New Couple “Lips” mila ka r sota hay jab k
Old Couple “Hip” mila kar sota he.
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Aik Pathan ne ghar me chor ko pakar kar us ki gand marna shuru kar dee,
Chor bola: khan sahib plz choro phir main nahi aoun ga,
Pathan bola nahi yaar kabhi kabhi ajaya karo
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Love iz a gamble;
Sex is a game;
Boys do the thing
Girls get the blame,
1 night in pleasure
9 months of pain
1 day in hospital and
a junior needs a name
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“Aslamo Alaikum”
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“Aslamo Alaikum”
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“with
“the
“name
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@***********@
!! *{ALLAH}* !!
!************@
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“SMILE ”
JUST NOW,
GOOD MORNING!
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*:::*WiShInG*:::* *::::YoU*::::*
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*::::YoU*::::*
*::*HaPpIeSt*::*
*::*SwEeTeSt*::*
&
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*:::*SuB*:::*
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GOOD NIGHT
……………..GOOD………………..
……………..NIGHT……………….
Dear SMS
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AGAR RAAT KI
TANGI MEIN KOI
TANG KARE ,
KARWATEIN BADALNE
PE MAJBOOR KARE ,
CHUPKE SE KAAN
MAIN SORGOSHI
CHOOMLE ,
LOW , OR MACHAR
BHAGAO.
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Good Night!
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Good Night!
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NIGHT TIPS:
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NIGHT TIPS:
Har raat hum ek dusray ko good night msgs kar ka sotay hen. Aj ye fwd kren, agar kisi
aik ne bhi amal kar lia to aap bhi swab payein ge.
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Good Night.
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Asi Te Manji Te Aa Gaye
(‘.’)
_/: : \_
[]“”"”< “<”"”"[]
Assi Tay Manji Te Aa Gaye
Hun Tussi We So Jaao
“GOOD NIGHT”
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Sleepy Sleepy
Sleepy Sleepy
So Please
Gud Night
Sleep Tight.
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Ya
Na Dy,
Pr Mainoo Zaroor Dy…
Aj Di Isi Pyari G Gal Dy Naal
GOOD NIGHT.
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l”l________
–/ l__l Delivery
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L(o)__l___(o)__|
This van is loaded with
LOVE n CARE,
Wishing U and your family
A HAPPY DIWALI
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| ‘–.__.–’ | Here is
|———–| my
GREETING CARD 4 you.
Kindly open it….
$========$
( HAPPY (
( DIWALI (
)&)
( Prosperous )
( New Year )
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(((((BOOM)))))
“*”*”*”*”*”*”
*”*”HAPPY”*”*
“*”DIPAWALI”*”
….*”*”*….
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_l”l________
–/ l__l Delivery
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L(o)__l___(o)__|
This van is loaded with
LOVE n CARE,
Wishing U and your family
A HAPPY DIWALI
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——-;-)WALI
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(((((BOOM)))))
“*”*”*”*”*”*”
*”*”HAPPY”*”*
“*”DIPAWALI”*”
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Diwali aai, masti chahi, rangi rangoli,
deep jalaye, Dhoom Dhadaka, chhoda phataka, jali Phuljadiyan,
Sabko Bhaye, “Happy Diwali”
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GAROOR KAROON
MERA CHAND HI
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UR DETAILS . I GAVE
SOON.
HER NAME IS
“SMILE ”
JUST NOW,
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So,
If you need to Laugh and You Can’t find a Friend like Yourself,
Would it be alright if
Height of Flirting
Height of Flirting
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U = Ur friend (Uroosa)
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I love PAKISTAN
I love PAKISTAN
P= parveen
A= asma
K= kiran
I= iqra
S= seher
T= tuba
A= aalia
N= nida
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Sardi ka
Zamana hai
“Musam bi
SOHANA hai ”
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Naughty msgs
DosTI
SAWAN
SURAJ
Aur
HUM…
Se karoge to
SUDHR JAO GA
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evry day here u come walking i hold my tongue and dont do much talking you say you
are happy and doing fine well so ahead baby i dont mind,because sad eyes never lies
because sad eyes never lies.
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Love z an illusion!
Its a highly dependency disorder
of weak hearted people..
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People with strong hearts
believe in FLIRTING
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1 pathan ke bimari ka illaj aik hakeem ne aurrat ka dohdh tajveez kia bari muskil se
pathan ne aik aurat ko razi ki dohdh peete waqat aurat garam ho gi or os ne sexy awaz
main kaha kuch or b chaye tu pathan bola dohdh k sath agar biscuits b mil jay tu maza
ajay ga
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Golden rules
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BANA HE NAHIN
HE NAHIN.
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UR DETAILS . I GAVE
HER UR CELL NO.
SOON.
HER NAME IS
“SMILE ”
JUST NOW,
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batano na kyun……..?
kyun k!!!!!!!!!!
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phir
aur
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Ye Ehsas
Aur
Aur
kyo na ho…
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Attendence..
Pappu
Yes Sir
Bablu
Yes Sir
Tinku
Yes Sir
Ullu
??
Ullu
??
Ullu
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main kaha kuch or b chaye tu pathan bola dohdh k sath agar biscuits b mil jay tu maza
ajay ga
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TEACHER:
what is the different between problem and challenge????
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A young girl after her honeymoon came fully exhausted and tired,
She replied :
When this 70 year old bastard told me
he has saved a lot from last 50 years,
hahaahaahaaa
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U r beautiful
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Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”
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M0ral:
always Keep a SPARE TYRE….
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Think +ve:)
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Izzat,
Shohrat,
Daulat,
Aur Haan.
Aata
Aur
Cheeni Bhi.
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Japan: Oh my god
British: Its ok
Pakstani:
O Kaminay Andha hai kia.
Kutty ki Tarah Chala raha tha.
Tere baap ka Road hai kia
Kutty ke Nasal.
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Sara:
Chaudhary Sahab Isey Punjabi mei Translate kar Dain.
Chaudhary:
O Gya , O Nass gya, O Pharo edhi Pen Nu.
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BV Khushi se boli:
“Yes, Bilkul, Paris Jana to mera khuwab tha,
Zarur chalu gi.
Par
Aap kon sahib bol rhe hain?”
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2 pathan agay or 2 pathan peechay beth kar sawari dhund rahe thay.
Taxi kharab ho gai. Chaaron ne khoob dhakka lagya but taxi wahi ki wahi. Q?
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Bacha ghar gya aor us k baap ne paisay bhi die. Q?
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1. Khud ko mobile mein itna na mashghool karo k samne koi lush push bachi guzar jaye
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2. Bike ho ya car, kabhi ye mat samjho k ye jahaz hai, bal k ye samjho k ye rocket hai.
4. Taleem har kisi ka haq hai, Zidata parh k kahin ye na ho k tum kisi or ka haq maar lo?
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A Tiger Killed a Sardar. A man asked why you killed only a Sardar in whole crowd.
The tiger replied, ” Or kia karta woh kab se keh rha tha
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A SWEET POEM 4 U
A SWEET POEM 4 U
EAT WITH BUTTER
U WILL DFINITLY,
FALL IN GUTTER
“DHARAAM”
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Rikshaw le aya:)
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NA CHAHAT HAY
SITARON KI ,
NA TAMANA HAY
NIZARON KI ,
BUS AP JAISA
EK DOST MIKL
JAI JO MAT
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Yaqeen Me Badal
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Aur
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To Un Ka
Shak
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Hum ko Duniya Ki
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Cute – You
Sweet – You
Thoughtful – You
Beautiful – You
Liar – Me.
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| | | |\/| | ISS
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\””’\/””’/
\,/ / OU
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,*””*.*””*,
“-, DIL ,-”
“-. -” Say.
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KHAFA HO NAHI
SEKTAY DIL K
RISHATAY BE WAFA
HO NAHI SEKTAY
AP BHALAY HAMAY
BHULA K SO JAO
KIYE BINA SO
NAHI SAKTY.
MISS YOU!
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KHAFA HO HAHI
SEKTAY DIL K
RISHATAY BE WAFA
HO NAHI SEKTAY
AP BHALAY HAMAY
BHULA K SO JAO
KIYE BINA SO
NAHI SAKTY.
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~~~*FARAZ*~~~
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When
You Are Not Near Me
That’s By Far,