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Heart Touching Love SMS Messages

Its like this….

The greatest thing


That has ever
Happened to me
was finding you.

I love You

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To the World, you may be the one person…

But to me, you are the world…

I LOVE YOU

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Hugs and Kisses

I am glad
I have another
chance to send
more love your way
As you deserve
the sweetest things
to nicen up
your day!

For my Sweetheart!

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Romantic Love Messages


The time we spent with each other
was so beautiful….

Lets share many more


such moments together!

Love u.

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You walked into my life….


And took residence in my soul…

You warm my heart…


With all that you did and all that you said…

You mean everything to me…


You are everything to me…
I’ll forever keep loving you…

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I m not myself from the day when you came into my life…

Suddenly everything seems different…


I haven’t changed much, but I’ve started smiling more,
I m happy. I m excited.
I love the feeling of being in love.
I don’t know where this one’s going
or how its gonna end…
But I would tell you this much…
If there was anyone I’ve loved with all my heart…
Its you. You’ve made my life a beautiful place.
I love you.

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Sweet Love SMS Messages


I Love Rediscovering
How beautiful you are
Each time I see you

And I love realizing


How Attractive
You make me feel

I Love wanting
So boldly to kiss you….

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My World is beautiful because of you….


And I wish to spend the rest of my
life with you…

I LOVE YOU Sweetheart!

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You make My life go around…


And you make my life a beautiful place to live in…
you are the reason of everything right in my life…

And I want our Love to last


Forever
&
Ever
&
Ever

I love you…
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Shayeri Messages Urdu Poetry Loving Sayings SMS


Phool apni Khaslat Pe bebus hain kitnay “MOHSIN!”

Torne wale ko bhi khushboo ki saza dete hain…..

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Duniya ki “sagar” mein ek tumhari hi kashti ka sahara mila hai Dost!

Tum bhi wahan na chor dena jahan koi


“Sahil” hi na ho…

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Cute Love SMS Messages


Always, deep within my soul,
I know we have a love like no other.
What we share is something others
only hope for and dream of,
but few ever experience.
Our love is magical beyond belief.
Always, without hesitation,
you give of yourself completely.
You have reached the very depths of my soul,
bringing out emotions I never knew I had
and unveiling an ability to love
I never thought possible.

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I LOVE YOU

Cradled in the warmth of your love,


Feeling the softness of your lips,
Holding you close to my heart,
Life seems an everlasting dream
With you by my side!

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May Love for you


grows stronger
with the passing of each day!

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Adult SMS – Adult Jokes – Sexy SMS

New married Larki sey uski saheli ney pucha

Honey Moon manane kahan gaye thy?


Larki : Islamabad, Lahore, Muree

Saheli : kia kia dheka?

Larki : Chhatt aur Pankha

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1 pathan ke bimari ka illaj aik hakeem ne aurrat ka dohdh tajveez kia bari muskil se
pathan ne aik aurat ko razi ki dohdh peete waqat aurat garam ho gi or os ne sexy awaz
main kaha kuch or b chaye tu pathan bola dohdh k sath agar biscuits b mil jay tu maza
ajay ga

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Sardar suhag raat ko puri khoshish k bavajud

kamyaab na hua tu Ghuse se BV se bola:Tumhari

pehlay kisi ne nahi li?

BV masumiyat se jis ne bi li “Underwear” uttar k li!

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Shadi ki agli subah dulhay ki maaan : beta GHUSAL ker Lo…


Dulahn :Is kanjar ko to sirf GHARARAY karao :p

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Mother:Larka psand aya,


Beti:Ha lakin wo to bohut Mota hai
Mother:ary Pagli TV 14 Inch ka ho ya 21 inch ka Romote to wahi 7 inch ka hota hai.

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Golden rules

1)Larki chahay jitni bhi lambi ho Lun lait kar he lay gi


2)Paisa Aur Nangi Larki jahan nazar aye matt choro
3)Lohay per Hathora aur Choot per Lora ussi waqt maro jub wo garam ho
4)Kissmat ki Karni Aur Chooth Ki Garmi kabhi nahee ruktee

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1 ladki ka rape ho rha tha ,
ladki jor jor se chila rahi thi kutto, kamino, koi tho condom pehno muzhe AID”S hai.

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Let me kiss your lips,


let me feel your teeth,
let me feel your tongue.
SMILE!
This is your friend
“PEPSODENT”
reminding you to brush ur teeth,
Twice a day Everyday

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AIDS

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Sardar ne USA se apni maa ko fone kia: Maa menu Aids ho gaya

Maa: Puter tu wapis na ana nahi to kam kharab ho jana ae

Sardar: Wo kesay?
Maa:

Tujse teri ghar wali ko aids ho jai ge

Teri ghar wali se teray bhai ko

Tere bhai se nokarani ko

Nokarani se tere baapu ko

Tere baapu se teri khala ko

Teri khala se teray khalu ko

Tere khalu se muje

or beta jo muje ho gayi na to puray pind ko Aids ho jai ge

Puter tu pind nu bacha le

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Wedding Night

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On their wedding night, both husband and wife were claiming virginity

Wife : ” If it was your first time, then how did you do so well?”

Husband : “And if this was your first time how did you know that I did so well?”

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Papa: Beti “FSc” k bad kia kro gi?


Beti: S.S.S karun gi.

Papa: CSS to suna that ye S.S.S kia he?


Beti: Sohail Se Sex

Uff! ye larkian bhi na.

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In terms of sex satisfaction, woman is like a road and man is like a traveller. The traveller
gets tired but the road never ends…
(William Nargis)

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Kuch girls khari ho kar deti hain,


Kuch thora jhuk kar deti hain,
Aur kuch to baith kar dainey ki aadi hoti hain,
Kitna mushkil kaam hai
“JHAAROO dena”

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Suhanay or khubsurat mosam main tumhara saath ho,


Garm bister main kambal orhay tum pass ho,
Mere hont tumhien choney ko tarsain,
Kash aisa kabhi ehsaas ho!

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pehlay hath main lo
phir moun main lo
phir thook lagao
phir sidha karoo
phir sorakh ma daloo
uff..
kithna muskhil ha soi mai dagha dalna

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us ne kaha or dabao,
main dabaya,
us ne kaha or dabao,
main ne or dabaya,
us ne kaha baniyan nikal do phir dabao,
main ne phir dabaya,
us ne kaha pent bhi nikal do phir dabao,
main ne phir dabaya . . . Â
dekha ho gya na suit case band:)

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Zardari: . . . .
Bachna Aey Kamino Lo Main Agaya . . .
Ezat Ka Dushman,
Lotero Ka Dost,
Apni Ada Hai B.B Se Juda . . . ;->

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Statistics of breast milk.


1. No need to insert the sugar.
2. No need to boil it.
3. cats can not steal it.
4. its tax free.
5. It have no expiry date.
5. Available in beautiful packing.
6. buy one get one free.

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Teacher 2 a Nursery Class Student:


“Count from 1 to 10 & i”ll give u kiss.” Student:”Miss i will count from 1 to 1000,then
Sleep one night with me Plzzz”

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Judge 2 girl: Tum ne Apney Shohar ko Qatal Q kia?


Larki : Wo office se aya mujey Room may le ker gya Bed pe litaya Kapray utarey Meri
Tangen uthaen aur kaha?
“April Fool”

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Lady Class Teache 2 Students:AIDS Se Bachne K lye Condom Use Karo …


Girl:”Madam Agar Aap ko Kaha jaye k KULFI Ko LAFAFE mai Daal K Chuso To
Apko Maza AyeGa?

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Woman:Ye condom kitnay ka hay?


Shopkeeper:10 rupay ka,
Woman:Toba kitni mehngai ho gai,
Jab mein 8th class mein thi to,
1 rupay mein TEEN miltay thy.

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Chutu or gandu ki nishani,


Chutu sms read kar kay hansta hay,
Gandu reply karta hay,
It’s up to you.. hehehe
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Sapne kee tarah tujhe saja kay rakhun,


Chandini raat ki nazron se chupa ke rakhun,
Mera condom meray pass nahi,
Warna zindagi bhar tujhe chod k rakhun

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What is difference b/w New & Old couple. New Couple “Lips” mila ka r sota hay jab k
Old Couple “Hip” mila kar sota he.

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Aik Pathan ne ghar me chor ko pakar kar us ki gand marna shuru kar dee,
Chor bola: khan sahib plz choro phir main nahi aoun ga,
Pathan bola nahi yaar kabhi kabhi ajaya karo

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It’s the thing dat satisfies


your mind, body & soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
in the car or anywhere!
It’s called Prayer!
God bless your naughty mind.

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Love iz a gamble;
Sex is a game;
Boys do the thing
Girls get the blame,
1 night in pleasure
9 months of pain
1 day in hospital and
a junior needs a name

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Q:What is it? An average 6 inches long.


Inside a guy’s pants and girls love to blow it up?
?
?
?
?
A:1000- rupee currency note.!
Always think positive

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Let me kiss your lips,


let me feel your teeth,
let me feel your tongue.
SMILE!
This is your friend
“PEPSODENT”
reminding you to brush your teeth,
Twice a day Everyday

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Girl:It’s too tight


Boy:Don’t worry,I’ll do it slowly,
Gal:Push it in,
Boy:Ah..I can’t,
Gal:It’s painful,
Boy:Forget it.
.
.
.
.
We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!

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O Ji wake up, Shake up,

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O Ji wake up, Shake up,

Open your Chunni Munni eyes,

Wash your pinky Shinky face,

Asi wants to say you,

Asslam-o-Alaikum

Good Morning:)

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Best Message of the World

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**Kabhi apne naseeb ko bura mat kaho Q k ye naseeb hi hai tum


MUHAMMAD(S.A.W.) ummati ho. Subhaan ALLAH

Subah Bakhair!

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“Aslamo Alaikum”

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@===========@
“Aslamo Alaikum”
@===========@

“with

“the

“name

“of

@***********@
!! *{ALLAH}* !!
!************@

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CARE” is the sweetest form of love

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“CARE” is the sweetest form of love. When someone says “TAKE CARE”, it truly
means that…..! You Will always b a special part of his life.

So plz Take Care.


“GOOD MORNING”

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A Cup of hot Salam

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A Cup of hot Salam,


A plate of Crispy Wishes,
A Spoon of sweet smiles
&
a slice of great success.
Hopes this breakfast makes your day lovely.
GOOD MORNING!

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SHE WAS ASKING ME

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SHE WAS ASKING ME


UR DETAILS .I GAVE

HER UR CELL NO.

SHE WILL B VISITING

SOON .HER NAME IS

“SMILE ”

I THANK SHE COME

JUST NOW,

GOOD MORNING!

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*:::*WiShInG*:::* *::::YoU*::::*

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*:::*WiShInG*:::*
*::::YoU*::::*
*::*HaPpIeSt*::*
*::*SwEeTeSt*::*
&
*:::*LoVeLiEsT*:::*
*:::*SuB*:::*
*::::*BaKhAiR*::::*

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……………..GOOD………………..
……………..NIGHT……………….

Dear SMS

Parhne wale ko mera Salam kehna,

Salaam kahe tou W/Slam kehna,


Mujhay yaad kare tou I MISS YOU 2 kehna,
Forward kare tou kehna ye sirf aap k lie hai,
Reply karne lage tou kehna Dil ko dil se rah hoti hai,
Delete karne lage tou pyar se kehna
Na kar yaar dil se bheja hua hai…

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AGAR RAAT KI TANGI MEIN KOI TANG KARE

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AGAR RAAT KI
TANGI MEIN KOI

TANG KARE ,

KARWATEIN BADALNE

PE MAJBOOR KARE ,

CHUPKE SE KAAN

MAIN SORGOSHI

KARE OUR GAAL

CHOOMLE ,

TOH MORTIEN JALA,

LOW , OR MACHAR

BHAGAO.

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WHO CHAND HA MAGR TUM SE PYARA

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WHO CHAND HA MAGR TUM SE PYARA


TO NAHI,

PARWANAY KA SHAMMA K BIN GUZARA TO NAHI ,

MARA DIL NAY SUNI IK METHI SE AWAZ KAHIN,

KAHIN AP NAY MUJY PUKARA TO NAHI.

Good Night!

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Aay *Chand* chmakna chor bhi dey,


Teri Chandni Humein bohat stati hai,

Tere jaisa chehra hai kisi ka Chehra,


Tuje Dekh kr uski Bohat yaad aati hai,

Good Night!

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NIGHT TIPS:

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NIGHT TIPS:

>Wazu kar kay soyen.


>Bistar jhar kar soyen.
>Dahni karwat par soyen.
>Sonay ki dua parh kar soyen.
ALLAH HUMMA BISMIKA AMUTU WA AHYAA.
>Apne gunahon ki muafi maang kar or sab ko muaf kar kay soyen.

Har raat hum ek dusray ko good night msgs kar ka sotay hen. Aj ye fwd kren, agar kisi
aik ne bhi amal kar lia to aap bhi swab payein ge.

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Good Night Ghazal

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Good Night Ghazal


Na Raat Gaye Tak Apna Dukhra
Khud Ko Sunana, So Jana

Tum Khowab Mai Khud Se Khushyon Ka Ek


Shehar Basana, So jana

Din Bhar Ki Thakawat Taari ho or Yaad Kisi ki Aa Jaye


Takiye Main Chhupa Kar Chehra Tum Na
Ashk Bahana, So jana

Tum Chashm-e-Tasavvur Main Din Bhar Mery Sath Rahy Ho


Ab Subha Milaengy Raat Mai Tum Na
Mujhko Satana, So Jana

Ye Chand To Khud He Tanha Hai Tum Ko Ye Tasalli Kia De Ga?


Yun Shikwa Shikayat Kar K na
Khud Ko Thakana, So jana

Good Night.
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Asi Te Manji Te Aa Gaye

(‘.’)
_/: : \_
[]“”"”< “<”"”"[]
Assi Tay Manji Te Aa Gaye
Hun Tussi We So Jaao

“GOOD NIGHT”
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Na Jany Konsi Raat Aakhri

Na Janay Konsi Baat Aakhrì Ho?

Na Janay Konsi Mulakat Aakhrì Ho?

Ye Soch Kar Sabko Yaad Kar K Sotey Hain Hum,


Pata Nahi Zindgi Mai Konsi Raat Aakhri Ho?

Good Night.
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Sleepy Sleepy

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Sleepy Sleepy

Wish moon always be full and bright.

And you always b cool and right.

Whnever u go 2 switch off the light.

Remember that I am wishing u Good Night


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Remaining Awaking Time


Dear Customer!

Your remaining awaking Time Package has expired….

So Please

Sleep As soon as possible.


And Say to All

Gud Night
Sleep Tight.
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Sajno Tay Mitro

Lo Vai Sajno Tay Mitro,


Khuda Tuanu Sakoon Di Neend Dy

Ya
Na Dy,
Pr Mainoo Zaroor Dy…
Aj Di Isi Pyari G Gal Dy Naal

GOOD NIGHT.
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Have a Nice Day


U have
!’–.___.–’! got a
i________i CARD.
Open it…
§«§«§«§«§«§«§«§«
§ HAPPY§
§ HOLI§
§«§«§«§«§«§«§«§«
Have a Nice Day!

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Wishing u and ur family a happy diwali

l”l________
–/ l__l Delivery
| | ________
L(o)__l___(o)__|
This van is loaded with
LOVE n CARE,
Wishing U and your family
A HAPPY DIWALI

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Here is my greeting for you

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| ‘–.__.–’ | Here is
|———–| my
GREETING CARD 4 you.
Kindly open it….

$========$
( HAPPY (
( DIWALI (
)&)
( Prosperous )
( New Year )

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(((((BOOM)))))
“*”*”*”*”*”*”
*”*”HAPPY”*”*
“*”DIPAWALI”*”
….*”*”*….

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This van is loaded with


_l”l________
–/ l__l Delivery
| | ________
L(o)__l___(o)__|
This van is loaded with
LOVE n CARE,
Wishing U and your family
A HAPPY DIWALI

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_l”l________
–/ l__l Delivery
| | ________
L(o)__l___(o)__|
This van is loaded with
LOVE n CARE,
Wishing U and your family
A HAPPY DIWALI

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-;-)H
–;-)A
—;-)P
—-;-)P
—–;-)Y
——;-)DI
——-;-)WALI

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“DEKHI MERI YAARI 4 DIN PEHLE BAAZI MAARI.”

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(((((BOOM)))))

“*”*”*”*”*”*”
*”*”HAPPY”*”*
“*”DIPAWALI”*”
………*”*”*……….

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For this, is a special time when family


& friends get together,for fun.
Wishing laughter & fun to cheer your days,
In this festive season of diwali and always!!!!!!!!
“Happy Deepavali”

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May the beauty


Of deepavali season
Fill your home with Happiness,
And may the coming year
Provide you with all
That bring you joy!

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May the joy, cheer,


Mirth & merriment
Of this divine festival
Surround you forever.
May the happiness,
That this season brings
Brighten your life
&, hope the year
Brings you luck &
Fulfills all your dearest dreams!
Happy deepavali…..

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Phool ki shuruvat kali se hoti hai,


Zindagi ki shuruvat pyar se hoti hai,
Pyar ki shuruvat apno se hoti hai aur
apno ki shuruvat aapse hoti hai.
* Happy Diwali *

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I Pray to God to give U


Shanti,
Shakti,
Sampati,
Swarup,
Saiyam,
Saadgi,
Safalta,
Samridhi,
Sanskar,
Swaasth,
Sanmaan,
Saraswati,
aur SNEH.
SHUBH DIWALI…

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Diwali aai, masti chahi, rangi rangoli,
deep jalaye, Dhoom Dhadaka, chhoda phataka, jali Phuljadiyan,
Sabko Bhaye, “Happy Diwali”

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Diwali Parva hai Khushio ka,


Ujalo ka, Laxmi ka…. Is Diwali Aapki Jindagi khushio se bhari ho,
Duniya ujalo se roshan ho, ghar par Maa Laxmi ka Aagman ho…
Happy Diwali

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Laxmi aayegi itni ki sab jagah Naam hoga,


Din raat vyapar bade itna adhik kaam hoga,
Ghar Pariwar samaj me banoge Sartaj, Yehi Kamna hai hamari aap ke liye
Diwali ki Dhero Shubh Kamanaye…

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Aai aai Diwali aai, Saath me kitni Khushiya laayi,


Dhoom machao, mauz manao, aap sabhi ko Diwali ki badhai.
Happy Diwali

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Safalta Kadam Chumti rahe,


Khushi Aaspas ghumti rahe,
Yash Itna faile ki KASTURI Sharma Jaye,
Laxmi ki kripa itni ho ki BALAJI bhi dekhte rah jaye,
Happy Diwali

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Laksh Divyani Ujalali Nisha Ghevuni Navi Umed,


navi asha Hotil purna manatil sarva Iccha,
Diwalichya Tumhala Khup Khup Shubheccha…
* * * Happy Diwali * * *

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Rango Ke Tyohar Me Sabhi Rango Ki Ho Bharmar,


Dher Saari Khushiyo Se Bhara Ho Aapka Sansar,
Yahi Dua hai Bhagwan Se Hamari Har bar,
Holi Mubarak!
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Wo deta hai Dard bas hum hi ko…

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Wo deta hai Dard bas hum hi ko…

Kya samjhay ga wo in aankhon ki nami ko…

Laakhon diost hon jin k MOHSIN…..

Wo kya mehsoos kare ga humari kami ko…

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Reza-e-Kaanch ki soorat mein bikhar jata hun

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Reza-e-Kaanch ki soorat mein bikhar jata hun,


Mein teri yaad mein jab hadd se guzar jata hun,
Ab gurezan hai wo milnay se jo kehta tha,
Tum se miltay hi main kuch or nikhar jata hun,

Roz khata hun tujh yaad na karne ki qasam,


Roz wadon se main apni mukar jata hun,

Ik tamasha sa bnaya hai mohabbat ne teri,


Log kastay hain awaazain jidhar jata hun,

Har ik gham pe khaya hai Mohabbat ka dhoka,


Ab koi pyar se pukare to darr jata hun……

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CHAND KO GAROOR HAI

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CHAND KO GAROOR HAI

KAY USKEY PAAS

BAHUT NOOR HAI

MAIN KIS PAR

GAROOR KAROON

MERA CHAND HI

BAHUT DOOR HAI.

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Suljha hua sa fard

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Suljha hua sa fard samajhtay hain mujh ko log,

Magar koi janta nhi k Uljha hua sa Mujh mein koi dusra bhi hai…………!

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Kia khabar thi

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Kia khabar thi k chalay gi kabhi aisi bhi hawa,

Khushk patton ki tara dost bikhar jain gay………..

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Ye Yaad nhi kya kuch khoya,

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Ye Yaad nhi kya kuch khoya,


Bas Yaad raha muje PYAR hua,

Jab PYAR hua sab bhool gya,


Ek Yaad raha bas naam tera,

Hum masjid mandir bhool gaye,


Muhe Yaad raha bas sath tera,

Kuch saalon bad wo hum se mili,


Mein pooch betha kya haal tera,

Wo hans k boli aye PAGAL,


Tu ye to bta kya naam tera.

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Humein bhulne ka jis waqt faisla karna,

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Humein bhulne ka jis waqt faisla karna,


Phr apni aankhon se khwabon ko bhi riha karna,

Bas aik tum ho jis se dil ki bat kartay hen,


Hmari baton ka sab se na tazkra karna,

Chunay hen hum ne kuch ajnabi rastay,


Jo ho skay to humare lie dua karna,

Tmam din ki thakan ko utarne k lie,


Zra si dair yaad kar lia karna,

Gar judai ka poochay koi sabab tum se,


tou hum pe nit naye ilzaam dhar lia karna,

Hum aise qabeele mein reh rhe hen MOHSIN!


Jahan logon no seekha hi nhi wafa karna.

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SHE WAS ASKING ME

UR DETAILS . I GAVE

HER UR CELL NO.

SHE WILL B VISITING

SOON.

HER NAME IS

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I THANK SHE COME

JUST NOW,

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Tujhe Paney k Liye Jaan

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Tujhe Paney k Liye Jaan


Rules of Boys:

Tujhe Paney k Liye Kuch Bhi Kar Sakta Hon

Tere Pyar Mai Ji Aur Mar Sakta Hon,

Phir Bhi Tu Na Mili To Gham Nahi,

Ye Formula Mai Dusri Pe Bhi Try Kar Sakta Hon.


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Having a Good Laugh
Having a Good Laugh with a Friend.
Like you Stimulates Endorphins,
The brain’s Natural Painkillers.

So,
If you need to Laugh and You Can’t find a Friend like Yourself,

I can Lend You my Mirror.


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A Smile to put you on


A smile to put you on high.

A kiss to set your soul alright.

Would it be alright if

I spent tonight being loved by you?


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What is the Height of Flirting?


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When your love letter starts with:


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“TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN

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Hamari dosti ka kitna

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Hamari dosti ka kitna

Hamari dosti ka kitna faida uthhatay ho,

1 msg bhej k 10 free pate ho,


Hamare Dil par kyon zulm dhate ho,

Hamare msg forward kar k naye naye dost banate ho.

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Improve Your Performance

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Improve Your Performance

A Highly Successful Flirter Was Once Asked:


Which One is Your Best Girlfriend?

He Replied: The Next One.


MORAL:
Always Aim high & Continuously Improve Your Performance.

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Come live in my heart, and pay no rent

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I always think about U…

I always think about U.


I cant live without U.
I really need U.
I am totally mad about U.
I just wanna be with U.
I am crazy 4 U.
I wanna marry U.
I LOVE U.

U = Ur friend (Uroosa)

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I love PAKISTAN

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I love PAKISTAN

P= parveen
A= asma
K= kiran
I= iqra
S= seher
T= tuba
A= aalia
N= nida

PAKISTAN meri jan sab se pehle pakistan


i love PAKISTAN

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Sales girl: Sorry sir, u can’t smoke here

Man: but I bought this cigarette from ur shop.

Sales girl: We also sell condoms bit it does not mean u start fucking us.

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Zamana hai
“Musam bi

SOHANA hai ”

Ek piyara sa sms hy bhj do

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DosTI

Phool se karoge to mehak jaoge

SAWAN

Se karoge to bheg jao ge

SURAJ

Se karoge to jal jaoge

Aur

HUM…

Se karoge to

SUDHR JAO GA

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LOG GHAZAL LIKHTEy HeN DUSRON KA MAAL DEKH KAR,


WAH….WAH…. WAH….WAH….
LOG GHAZAL LIKHTE HAIN DUSRON KA MAAL DEKH KAR,
AUR HUM DARD BHARE GAANE LIKHTE HAIN APNA HAAL DEKH KAR…..

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By expectng a negative answer,


Girlfriend ask “Have u ever cheated, lie, broken promise?”

To satisfy his girl,


the boy reply a negative answer:
“Nothing of these, I haven’t done.”

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evry day here u come walking i hold my tongue and dont do much talking you say you
are happy and doing fine well so ahead baby i dont mind,because sad eyes never lies
because sad eyes never lies.

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Usko pa kar kabhi tu khona tha,


Ye hadsa kabhi tu hona tha,
Wo tor kar aksar mujhe Chorti rahi,
Jese men uss ke haat ka kio khilona tha…

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Love z an illusion!
Its a highly dependency disorder
of weak hearted people..
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People with strong hearts
believe in FLIRTING

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New married Larki sey uski saheli ney pucha

Honey Moon manane kahan gaye thy?

Larki : Islamabad, Lahore, Muree

Saheli : kia kia dheka?

Larki : Chhatt aur Pankha

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1 pathan ke bimari ka illaj aik hakeem ne aurrat ka dohdh tajveez kia bari muskil se
pathan ne aik aurat ko razi ki dohdh peete waqat aurat garam ho gi or os ne sexy awaz
main kaha kuch or b chaye tu pathan bola dohdh k sath agar biscuits b mil jay tu maza
ajay ga

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Sardar suhag raat ko puri khoshish k bavajud

kamyaab na hua tu Ghuse se BV se bola:Tumhari

pehlay kisi ne nahi li?

BV masumiyat se jis ne bi li “Underwear” uttar k li!

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Shadi ki agli subah dulhay ki maaan : beta GHUSAL ker Lo…


Dulahn :Is kanjar ko to sirf GHARARAY karao :p
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Mother:Larka psand aya,


Beti:Ha lakin wo to bohut Mota hai
Mother:ary Pagli TV 14 Inch ka ho ya 21 inch ka Romote to wahi 7 inch ka hota hai.

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Golden rules

1)Larki chahay jitni bhi lambi ho Lun lait kar he lay gi


2)Paisa Aur Nangi Larki jahan nazar aye matt choro
3)Lohay per Hathora aur Choot per Lora ussi waqt maro jub wo garam ho
4)Kissmat ki Karni Aur Chooth Ki Garmi kabhi nahee ruktee

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1 ladki ka rape ho rha tha ,


ladki jor jor se chila rahi thi kutto, kamino, koi tho condom pehno muzhe AID”S hai.

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Let me kiss your lips,


let me feel your teeth,
let me feel your tongue.
SMILE!
This is your friend
“PEPSODENT”
reminding you to brush ur teeth,
Twice a day Everyday

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DIL JISE CHAHTA THA

WOH KABHI MILA

HI NAHI ,ANKHON ME KOI OR

CHERA UTRA HE NAHIN


GAIRON KO APNA

BANA K KYA KARAIN HUM

JAB APNA KABHI APNA

BANA HE NAHIN

KHAYA KYA JALANA HAATH

MAIN KOI HATH

ZINDGI BHAR REHTA

HE NAHIN.

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A girl was asking for you

SHE WAS ASKING ME

UR DETAILS . I GAVE
HER UR CELL NO.

SHE WILL B VISITING

SOON.

HER NAME IS

“SMILE ”

I THANK SHE COME

JUST NOW,

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billi dum kuy hilate he……….?

batano na kyun……..?

batano na kyun ……..?

mein batayo kyun?

kyun k!!!!!!!!!!

dum bili ko nahi hila sakhti

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Ek bar kuch bandar

Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag gaye

phir

wo hotel mein phuchen


unme se ek pizaa kha raha tha

ek burger kha raha tha

aur

kuch bade dhayan se ye message parh rahe the.

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Ye Ehsas

Hotho se jo choo liya,

Ehsaas Aab tak hai,

Aankhe Nam hai,

Aur

sanso mein Aag aab tak hain…

Aur

kyo na ho…

Khayi Bhi to “HARI Mirchi…”-hai

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Attendence..

Pappu

Yes Sir

Bablu

Yes Sir

Tinku

Yes Sir

Ullu
??

Ullu

??

Ullu

Button dabana band kar, teri baari hai, attendence lagwa.

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New married Larki sey uski saheli ney pucha

Honey Moon manane kahan gaye thy?

Larki : Islamabad, Lahore, Muree

Saheli : kia kia dheka?

Larki : Chhatt aur Pankha

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1 pathan ke bimari ka illaj aik hakeem ne aurrat ka dohdh tajveez kia bari muskil se
pathan ne aik aurat ko razi ki dohdh peete waqat aurat garam ho gi or os ne sexy awaz
main kaha kuch or b chaye tu pathan bola dohdh k sath agar biscuits b mil jay tu maza
ajay ga

—————–

Sardar suhag raat ko puri khoshish k bavajud

kamyaab na hua tu Ghuse se BV se bola:Tumhari


pehlay kisi ne nahi li?

BV masumiyat se jis ne bi li “Underwear” uttar k li!

—————-

Shadi ki agli subah dulhay ki maaan : beta GHUSAL ker Lo…


Dulahn :Is kanjar ko to sirf GHARARAY karao :p

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Mother:Larka psand aya,


Beti:Ha lakin wo to bohut Mota hai
Mother:ary Pagli TV 14 Inch ka ho ya 21 inch ka Romote to wahi 7 inch ka hota hai.

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Golden rules

1)Larki chahay jitni bhi lambi ho Lun lait kar he lay gi


2)Paisa Aur Nangi Larki jahan nazar aye matt choro
3)Lohay per Hathora aur Choot per Lora ussi waqt maro jub wo garam ho
4)Kissmat ki Karni Aur Chooth Ki Garmi kabhi nahee ruktee

—————-

1 ladki ka rape ho rha tha ,


ladki jor jor se chila rahi thi kutto, kamino, koi tho condom pehno muzhe AID”S hai.

—————

Let me kiss your lips,


let me feel your teeth,
let me feel your tongue.
SMILE!
This is your friend
“PEPSODENT”
reminding you to brush ur teeth,
Twice a day Everyday

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TEACHER:
what is the different between problem and challenge????

STUDENT:3 boys + 1 girl = problem


1 boy+3 girls = challenge..

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A young girl after her honeymoon came fully exhausted and tired,

When her friends asked her what happened?

She replied :
When this 70 year old bastard told me
he has saved a lot from last 50 years,

“I thought It was MONEY”

hahaahaahaaa

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1) 2 Women r sitting quiet.

2) 2 Sardars r playing chess.

3) GirlFriend pays the bill…!!!

Need more???

U r beautiful

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Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”

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HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle

If 1 punctures, the vehicle can’t move further

M0ral:
always Keep a SPARE TYRE….

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Boy1 : Meet my wife Tina


Boy2. Oh! I know her
Boy1: How?
Boy2: v were caught sleeping together
Boy1: What the hell?
Boy2. during lecture in maths class

Think +ve:)

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Mehnat Se Aap Sab Kuch Haasil Ker Sakty Hain…

Izzat,

Shohrat,

Daulat,

Aur Haan.

Aata
Aur
Cheeni Bhi.

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Ek Hoor Ne Jannat Main Khudkashi Kar Li


Pata Hai Wajah Kya Thi?

Ek Farishty Ne Hoor Se Mazaq Main Kaha Tha k

Teri Shaadi Qayam Ali Shah Se Hogi.

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Different Answers of People of different countries, After accident:

American: Sorry Man

Japan: Oh my god

Indian: Dekh k Bhaiya

Russia: Really bad

British: Its ok

Pakstani:
O Kaminay Andha hai kia.
Kutty ki Tarah Chala raha tha.
Tere baap ka Road hai kia
Kutty ke Nasal.

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Agr SIYASATDAAN Doctor banana shuru ho gaye.


To sab se pehla kam wo kya karen ge?
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Doctor Bananey k liye M.B.B.S Ki sharat khatam.

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Sara:
Chaudhary Sahab Isey Punjabi mei Translate kar Dain.

Go, Went, Gone

Chaudhary:
O Gya , O Nass gya, O Pharo edhi Pen Nu.
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Ek Sahab ki Lottery Mai PARIS ka Tour Nikla

Usne apni BV ko phone kya:


“Janu mere Sath Paris chalo gi?”

BV Khushi se boli:
“Yes, Bilkul, Paris Jana to mera khuwab tha,
Zarur chalu gi.
Par
Aap kon sahib bol rhe hain?”

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* some text missing *

Ki Shandaar Kamiyabi k Baad.


Ab Pesh Hai.

* full text missing *

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Ek Boy Ro Raha Tha:

2nd Boy: Oye kya hua?

1st Boy: Aaj mere Abbu ne Mujhe Juta Mara Hai.

2nd Boy: Tum Khush Naseeb Ho.

“Jutta” Sirf “Azeem” Logon ko he Mara Jata Hia.

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Aik aadmi apni biwi ko dafna k ghar aya tou aasman par bijli karaknay lagi or tufaan aa
gya, aadmi aasman ki taraf dekh kar bola:

lagta hai”POhANCH GAI HAI”

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A JUMBO PATHAN PACKAGE

4 Pathanon ne mil kar ptrl pump khola.


1 bhi customer nhi aya.
Q?
Ptrl pump was on 1st floor.

Phir chaaron ne usi flor pe aik restaurant khola.


1 bhi customer nahi. Q?

Ptrl pump ka board nhi hataya tha.

Phir charon ne 1 taxi li. 1 bhi sawar na hua. Q?

2 pathan agay or 2 pathan peechay beth kar sawari dhund rahe thay.

Taxi kharab ho gai. Chaaron ne khoob dhakka lagya but taxi wahi ki wahi. Q?

2 aagay se or 2 peechay se dkhakka laga rahe the.

Phir charon ne 1 bacha kidnap kia. Bachay se kaha apne baap se 5 lac rs la warna tujhay
maar den gay.
Bacha ghar gya aor us k baap ne paisay bhi die. Q?

Bachay ka baap bhi pathan tha……!

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Jawanon k lie eham nasihatein:

1. Khud ko mobile mein itna na mashghool karo k samne koi lush push bachi guzar jaye
or tumhen pta hi na chale.

2. Bike ho ya car, kabhi ye mat samjho k ye jahaz hai, bal k ye samjho k ye rocket hai.

3. Koshish karo k apne hum umron se bad zubani na karo,


direct sar phar do kaminay ka.

4. Taleem har kisi ka haq hai, Zidata parh k kahin ye na ho k tum kisi or ka haq maar lo?

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Sales girl

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Sales girl: Sorry sir, u can’t smoke here

Man: but I bought this cigarette from ur shop.

Sales girl: We also sell condoms bit it does not mean u start fucking us.

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A Tiger Killed a Sardar

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A Tiger Killed a Sardar. A man asked why you killed only a Sardar in whole crowd.

The tiger replied, ” Or kia karta woh kab se keh rha tha

“Oye Inni Waddi Billi”

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A SWEET POEM 4 U

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A SWEET POEM 4 U
EAT WITH BUTTER

CUT WITH CUTTER


WHEN U FORGET ME

U WILL DFINITLY,

FALL IN GUTTER

“DHARAAM”

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Pappu k ghar guest aa gaye .

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Pappu k ghar guest aa gaye .


Maa ne kaha ,”jao baita ja k mehmanon k lie kuch ley k aao”

Pappu bahar gaya aur…………

Rikshaw le aya:)

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Insult Sms
Insult Sms
JUICE PIO

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JUICE PIO

PEPSI PIO

COKE PIO

MIRINDA PIO

DEW PIO

PANI PIO

PIO PIO

AUR PIO

KYUN K PAMPERS

AB SIRF 99RS

MAIN AVILABLE

HAIN.

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NA CHAHAT HAY SITARON KI

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NA CHAHAT HAY

SITARON KI ,

NA TAMANA HAY
NIZARON KI ,

BUS AP JAISA

EK DOST MIKL

JAI JO MAT

MAR DE SARON KI.

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Yaqeen Me Badal

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Ye Dunya Bhi Barri Ajeeb Hai

..

..

Jab Aap Chup Rehte Hain To Wo Aap Ko Bewaqoof Samajhti Hai.

..

Aur

..

Jab Aap Bolte Hain

To Un Ka

Shak

Yaqeen Me Badal Jata Hai

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Phol Khil Kar Bhi Udaas Hai

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Phol Khil Kar Bhi Udaas Hai,

Samundar ko Aaj Pani ki Piyas Hai,

Ek Bar Aap Muskura Do.

Hum ko Duniya Ki

Sab Se Khofnak Muskarahat ki Talash Hai.

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Bandar Ki Awaaz Suney

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Bandar Ki Awaaz Suney

Teri Dosti Main Deewane Ho Gaye,

Tujhe Apna Banate Banate Begane Ho Gaye,

Pukaar Le Ek Baar Pyar Se Mere Dost,

,
,
,

Bandar Ki Awaaz Suney Zamane Ho Gaye

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Even rabbits insult an dead lion

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I Were to Make Dictionary

If I Were to Make a Dictionary:

Cute – You

Sweet – You

Thoughtful – You

Good Looking – You

Beautiful – You

Liar – Me.
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Ignorance and Patience?

Diff b/w Ignorance and Patience

When U see the Mirror


and
U dont Laugh at urself that is Ignorance.

And

When I look at U and I also dont laugh thats called Patience.


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Friendship Virus

1 Day God Tested Me:

He Erased All My Memory and Asked:

“Do You Remember Anyone Now?”


I Told Ur Name.

God Smiled and Said:


“Some Virus Can’t Be Formatted”

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Miss You Sms


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Missing You Too Much

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A Lonely Tear Is Set Out Free,


I’m Sitting Alone For All To See,
You are Far Away, How Can It Be?
My Heart Cries Out, Come Back To Me…

Miss The One Who Well Wishes 4 u.

Care For The One Who Shares With u,


Share With The One Who Knows u,
Know The One Who Misses u,
Miss The One Who Well Wishes 4 u.
Teri Yaad
Raat Hote Hi Charaghon Ko Bhuja Deta Hn
Dil Hi Kafi Hai Teri Yad Main Jalne Ke Liye…

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Miss You Messages

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|”’| |””””\/”””’|
| | | |\/| | ISS
|,,| |,,,| |,,|

\””’\/””’/
\,/ / OU
/_/

,*””*.*””*,
“-, DIL ,-”
“-. -” Say.

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HUM KAHBI APNO SE KHAFA HO NAHI SEKTAY

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HUM KAHBI APNO SE

KHAFA HO NAHI

SEKTAY DIL K

RISHATAY BE WAFA

HO NAHI SEKTAY

AP BHALAY HAMAY

BHULA K SO JAO

HUM AAP KO YAAD

KIYE BINA SO
NAHI SAKTY.

MISS YOU!

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HUM KAHBI APNO SE KHAFA HO HAHI SEKTAY

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HUM KAHBI APNO SE

KHAFA HO HAHI

SEKTAY DIL K

RISHATAY BE WAFA

HO NAHI SEKTAY

AP BHALAY HAMAY

BHULA K SO JAO

HUM AAP KO YAAD

KIYE BINA SO

NAHI SAKTY.

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Miss You Messages

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Yehi Zindagi ka usool hai,
jo bichar gya usay bhool ja,

jo mila hai Dil se laga k rakh,


jo nhi mila usay bhool ja,

na wo dhoop tha na wo chandni,


na chirag tha na wo roshni,

wo khyal tha koi khwab tha,


Wo tha aaina usay bhool ja,

wo jo teray dil k qareeb tha,


wo na jane kis ka naseeb tha,

tujay hans k jis ne bhula dia,


tu bhi muskara k usay bhool ja…

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Na karun yaad tumhain

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~*~Na karun yaad tumhain to ulajh jata hun saanson se,~*~

~~~*FARAZ*~~~

~*~Samaj nhi aati Zindagi saanso se hai ya teri yaad se…~*~

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When You Are Not Near Me

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When You Are Not Near Me


I Miss You

When
You Are Not Near Me

I Long To Hear Your Steps

That’s By Far,

The Sweetest Music

My Ears Await Everyday.


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Hum yad to tum ko Ate honge ….

Hum yad to tum ko Ate honge.


Jub panchi geet sunate honge.

Jub sawan ki rut ati hogi.


Jub phol khushbo mehkate honge.

Jub peele patte girte honge.


Jab judai k dard sataty hunge.

Jab dosti kisi se hoti hogi.


Jab dost bichar k jaty honge.

Hum yad to tumko a ty hunge.


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Teri yaad se jawaan rahe

Mere ajnabi mere aashna


Tuje harf harf mein dua likhon

Koi aisa wasl naseeb kr


Tuje chaand, tary hawa likhon

Agar na ban sakon kabhi tera,


To hayaat ko main fanaa likhon

Ye zindagi qadam qadam pe


Teri yaad se jawaan rahe
Mere ajnabi mere aashna
Main tuje kabhi na juda likhun.
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