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Best of Willie

Best of Willie

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The best of the Willie's Wisdom advice column of Willie MCWisdom, the Scoittish Sage.
The best of the Willie's Wisdom advice column of Willie MCWisdom, the Scoittish Sage.

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Dear Willie,
I am thinking of joining the Communist Party as I think that communism is due to be fashionable
again. Unfortunately although I have blue and black above-the-knee party dresses, I do not have a
Communist Party dress and none of the stores seem to stock them. Do you have any suggestions?
Barbara, Tx

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Dear Barbara,
I think you should reappraise your new-found passion for communism as their parties are inevitably
dull with endless discussions about the oppression of the proletariat which will no doubt bore a
towering intellect such as yours. But to answer your question, any well-worn dress, dyed red, will
do the job.
Willie

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