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Best of Willie

Best of Willie

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The best of the Willie's Wisdom advice column of Willie MCWisdom, the Scoittish Sage.
The best of the Willie's Wisdom advice column of Willie MCWisdom, the Scoittish Sage.

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Dear Willie,
My mother has being going around telling everybody she is bisexual because she has learnt to speak
Spanish at her evening classes. How can I tell her that she is, in fact, bilingual?
Rose, Cardiff

Dear Rose,
I think you’re making assumptions both about your mother’s comprehension and her sexuality. She
may just be using the pretext of her bilingualism to trumpet her love for other women, only subtly.
But tell your father to buy a bigger bed in case she gets too friendly with a Spanish woman.
Willie

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