A Surfer Seeks the Ultimate Wave

By Elton Camp Hey all of you surfer dudes out there How much do you like waves to dare Is it hard to wait for one to come in So you can get atop and hang ten? A report of a tsunami Sean learned So fast to the beach, rubber burned Dangerous conditions were slated But warnings are often exaggerated He paddled out against all advice He might not get the chance twice Twas a worthwhile risk, he explained So, in the water, watching, he remained But as a wave approached the shore It did what Sean hadnt seen before It rose up nearly a hundred feet tall And then on poor Sean it did fall Falsely, at his wake, friends did say Pal Sean didnt mind dying this way

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