Q: What has one head, one foot and four legs?

A: A Bed Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it's over your head! Q: How many letters are in The Alphabet? A: There are 11 letters in The Alphabet Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy) Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle) Q: David's father had three sons: Snap, Crackle, and ? A: David! Q: If you were in a race and passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in? A: 2nd place! Q: What is the center of gravity? A: The letter V! Q: What English word has three consecutive double letters? A: Bookkeeper Q: What has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs? A: A penny! Q: The turtle took two chocolates to Texas to teach Thomas to tie his boots. How many T's in that? A: There are 2 T's in THAT! Q: What goes up, but never comes down? A: Your age! Q: What gets bigger and bigger as you take more away from it? A: A hole! Q: How many months have 28 days? A: All of them! Q: Can you spell rotted with two letters? A: DK (decay) Q: How many books can you put into an empty backpack? A: One! After that it's not empty. Q: Which weighs more, a ton of feathers or a ton of bricks? A: Neither, they both weigh a ton! Q: Does your shirt have holes in it? A: No, then how did you put it on? Q: What starts with a P and ends with an E and has a million letters in it? A: Post Office! Q: When does a cart come before a horse? A: In the dictionary! Q: What is full of holes but can still hold water? A: A sponge! Q: What has two hands, a round face, always runs, but stays in place? A: A clock! Q: Where does success come before work? A: In the dictionary! Q: What breaks when you say it? A: Silence! Q: How many peas are there in a pint? A: There is one 'P' in a 'pint'. What do elves do after school? Gnomework! What has forty feet and sings? The school choir! Why does a flamingo lift up one leg? Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall down!

What has two humps and is found at the North Pole? A lost camel! Where do tadpoles change? In a croakroom! What sort of animal is a slug? A snail with a housing problem! What is "out of bounds"? A tired kangaroo! Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! Why do birds fly south in the winter? Because it's too far to walk! What's an insect's favourite sport? Cricket! If two's company and three a crowd, what are four and five? Nine! What is the quickest way to double your money? Fold it in half! What happens when you throw a green stone in the red sea? It gets wet! What is a volcano? A mountain with hiccups! Why is Alabama the smartest state in the USA? Because it has 4 A's and one B! What has a neck but no head, and wears a cap?- A Bottle. can't walk?- A Table. - Because then it would be a foot. - Trouble. - A Telephone. can't be sawed? - Sawdust. - When it's a jar. - A shoe. - Criticism. when it's clean and white when it's dirty? - A blackboard. - Darkness. - An address. - An envelope. - The Alphabet. - A coat of paint. - A flag. nts, and one of them is not a nickel, what are the two coins? - A penny and a nickel. (One was not a nickel, but the other one was!) - A flight of stairs. - A Post Office. He throws it straight up. - A Tree. - A tennis ball. - One was bald. Keep finding ways to have family fun with your kids! Q. Why was the student's report card wet? A. It was below 'C' level. Q. What is white when it's dirty and black when it's clean? A. A blackboard.

Q. What's the longest table in the world? A. A multiplication table. Q. What can you hold in your right hand but not your left hand. A. Your left elbow. Q. Brian's mom has four children. The first was a boy named Jerry. The second was a girl named Susan. The third was a boy called Robert, and the fourth was another boy. What was his name? A. Brian. Q. The Jones family built a house, only to find that all four walls faced south. When they were finished building, they looked out the window and saw a bear. What color was the bear? A. White. The house was built on the North Pole and bear was a Polar Bear. Q. Joe was asked how many ducks he had. He answered, "As they ran down the path, I saw oneduck in front of two ducks, a duck behind two ducks, and a duck between two ducks." How many ducks did Joe have? A. Three. The ducks were waddling down the road in single file. Riddle for kids. Q. There are two coins on the table totaling 35 cents. One of them is not a quarter. What are the coins? A. One of them is not a quarter, but the other is! A dime and a quarter. Q. Little Abbey lives on the fifteen floor of an apartment. Each morning she takes the elevator down to the lobby, where she waits for her school bus. After school, she walks back to the elevator, which she takes up to the sixth floor. At the sixth floor she gets out and walks up the remaining nine flights of stairs to get to her apartment. Why doesn't she take the elevator all the way up? A. Abbey can't reach any buttons higher than the number six. Q. There are six purple socks, four red socks, and eight black socks all mixed up in a drawer. The socks are exactly the same except for the color. Your room is pitch black and you have to pick out one pair of matching socks. What is the least number of socks you would have to take out of the drawer to guarantee matching a pair? A. Four. It would be possible to get a matching pair in the first two that you pick out, but since you can't see, you'd have to take four to guarantee a match. If you pick out a purple sock, followed by a red one, then a black sock, then the next sock you pull out, whether it's purple, red, or black, will match one of the socks already in your hand. Q. Why do you have to be careful with sunrises and sunsets? A. Because day breaks and night falls. Q. What's round and bad-tempered? A. A vicious circle. Riddles for kids. Q. What can you put into a barrel full of water to make it lighter? A. A hole. Q. What works only after it's been fired? A. A rocket. Q. Which kind of house weighs the least? A. A lighthouse. Q. How did the hairdresser get home so fast? A. She took a short cut. Q. When do dentists get angry? A. When they run out of patients. Q. What does a farmer grow if he works very hard? A. Tired. Food Riddles For Kids: - A Mushroom. - An egg. but the ring didn't get wet. Why not? - The cup was filled with dry, ground coffee. have plenty of backbone, but lack a good leg. I peel layers like onions, but still remain whole; I can be long, like a flagpole, yet fit in a hole. What am I?

- A snake. am I? - An egg. -Lunch and dinner. - One. After that it's not empty anymore. - A cupcake. - He wanted to have Sweet Dreams Plus a couple of jokes to finish it off: Teacher: If 1+1=2 and 2+2=4, what is 4+4? Pupil: That's not fair! You answered the easy ones and left me with the hard one! Teacher: Now class I want you all to answer at once. How much is six plus 4? Class: At once! Animal Riddles: What does a cat have that no other animal has? - Kittens. What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail?- A cowboy riding his horse. What always sleeps with its shoes on? - A Horse. What is as big as an elephant, but weighs nothing at all? - The shadow of an elephant. What fur do we get from a Tiger? - As fur away as possible! Why do dragons sleep all day? - They like to hunt Knights. What can honk without a horn? - A goose. What has a horn but does not honk? - A rhinoceros. What is the greatest worldwide use of cowhide?- To cover cows. What two keys can't open any doors? - A Donkey, and a Monkey. Silly Riddles: If Mounties 'Always Get Their Man', what do Postmen always get? - Their Mail. Why is the Mississippi such an unusual river? - Because it has four eyes and it can't even see! Who is the fastest runner in the whole world? - Adam, because he was the first in the human race. What is higher without the head, than with it? - A pillow. Why is an island like the letter T? - Because it's in the middle of water. When is a chair like an expensive scarf? - When it's Satin. If everyone bought a white car, what would we have? - A white carnation. What is the best cure for dandruff? - Baldness What do you call a man who doesn't have all his fingers on one hand? - Normal - You have fingers on both hands! If you threw a White stone into the Red Sea, what would it become? - Wet What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? - A Towel How many letters are there in the alphabet? - Eleven, (T..h..e...A..l..p..h..a..b..e..t) Where does Friday come before Thursday? - In the Dictionary. When is a car, not a car? - When it turns into a parking lot. What's the difference between a Jeweler and a Jailer?- A Jeweler sells watches....A Jailer watches cells. What invention lets you look right through a wall? - A window. A boy fell off a 100 foot ladder. But he did not get hurt. Why not? - He fell off the bottom step. What has a ring, but no finger? - A telephone What bank never has any money? - The riverbank What wears a jacket, but no pants? - A book What can clap without any hands? - Thunder What has a bark, but no bite? - A tree What ship has two mates, but no captain? - A Relationship. The first man is the master of priceless gems; The second man is the master of love; The third man is the master of shovels; The fourth man is the master of big sticks; Who are they? - They're the Kings in a deck of cards.