A Memorable Senior Moment

By Elton Camp Old Mrs. Jones reached her car in the parking lot Oh, but what an unwelcome surprise she then got For two strange, rough men were sitting inside With sudden anger, the elderly lady then cried I have a handgun that I know exactly how to use. Get out of that car unless its death you choose The two men immediately fled with the greatest fear For the old lady made her intentions perfectly clear Mrs. Jones opened the car door and took a seat Attempts to insert her key with failure did meet She looked around with puzzlement and surprise A pack of beer and a football caught her eyes She realized her great mistake and quickly found Her own car that was parked two spaces down She drove to the police station there to confess How it was she had created such a horrible mess The officer laughed because he had to retort Two men had come in to give a scary report A crazy, gray-haired old lady hijacked our car. Please go after her, for she cant have got far.

Get out of the car now!