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Vol 18 Issue 29
Music Academy of the West
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up for Brahms double concerto
as competition intensifies, p. 26
One More Time
Cast of Our Town prepares for
encore performance outdoors
at Elings Park, p. 24
Firehouse Friends
Search (and race) is on to add
two Montecito Fire Protection District
Board members, p. 5
THIS WEEK IN MONTECITO, P. 10 CALENDAR OF EVENTS, P. 38 MONTECITO EATERIES, P. 40
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5 Editorial
Expansion of the Montecito Fire Board from 3 to 5 members would facilitate better
management oversight and the creation of a Finance Committee, among other positives
6 Montecito Miscellany
Chris McMullen stars in reality show; Kirsten Dunst in Montecito wedding; Diana
MacFarlanes daughter-in-law receives makeover; Westmonts Mary Collier honored;
Andy Granatelli remembers longtime friend, Ernest Borgnine; Polo and Pageantry in
Paradise event; Silver Screen Bash; Mertens Fine Art Gallery opening; MAW Summer
Festival performances; Terry Gerratanas Santa Barbara pottery book; Fiesta pre-party bash;
Tangerine Dream at Granada; Queen Elizabeths fashion secret
8 Letters to the Editor
Ralph T. Iannelli wants standards held; Leslie Nelson tells David McCalmont to unpack his
bags; Randolph Siple thinks the Supreme Court has turned to mush
10 This Week in Montecito
Summerland sidewalk soire; YMCA hosts Parents Night Out; Kim Snyder paints on
the Kathryne Designs porch; Footloose at Goleta Valley Jr. High; MBAR and MPC meet;
lecture and luncheon; Our Town returns for one night only; NAWBO hosts breakfast at
Nordstrom; New Yorker discussion group; upcoming and ongoing events
Tide Guide
Handy guide to assist readers in determining when to take that walk or run on the
beach
12 Village Beat
Montecito Caf celebrates 25 years; Verizon project upsets residents; Fire Board possibly
growing from 3 to 5 members; Murray Ray elected president of Rotary Club
14 Seen Around Town
Courthouse clock tower and fountain dedication; South Coast Business & Technology
Awards banquet; fnal tour of Old Vic
20 Your Westmont
Professor becomes provost of Kings College; Tugce Canitez headed to Olympics
21 Book Talk
Gone Girl is suspense writer Gillian Flynns third novel
23 Sheriffs Blotter
Residential burglary; incident on East Valley; car broken into at Cold Spring Trailhead;
vandalism at Lower Manning Park
24 Coming & Going
Our Town returns to the Elings Park stage one fnal time
26 Music Academy of the West
Concerto Competition winners and sisters, Julia and Jennifer Choi; Daniel Sharp to
perform on Concerto Night; this weeks Summer Festival events
28 The Way It Was
Hattie and her husband board the Central Coast Flyer for a train ride back in time
30 Montecito Sportsman
John Burk explores Morro Bay, from kayaking to an oyster farm to gazing upon 578-foot
Morro Rock
33 Summerland by the Sea
Leslies new houseguest is percussionist Ted Atkatz
35 Our Town
Meika and Colin McCrindle welcome frst child
36 State Street Spin
Ooh La La! Lotustland event celebrates Ganna Walskas time in Paris; SB Dance Center
wins top honors at dance competition; John Maloney crowned Chili King
38 Calendar of Events
Ongoing events; Vagina Monologues; Chris Robinson Brotherhood plays Lobero; Julie
Christensen performs in Ojai; Contemporary Arts Forum presents From Dusk to Dawn;
Chatham County Line brings bluegrass to Lobero; Yanni at the Bowl; SOhO hosts
Stephane Wrembel; Te English Bride; Jacqueline Berger speaks
40 Guide to Montecito Eateries
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restaurants, cofee houses, bakeries, gelaterias, and hangouts; others in Santa Barbara,
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42 Real Estate
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43 93108 Open House Directory
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44 Ernies World
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46 Classifed Advertising
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INSIDE THIS ISSUE
19 26 July 2012 MONTECITO JOURNAL 5 A politician promising to fix the economy has about as much credibility as a plumber promising to fix your electrical problems Scott Rasmussen
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ontecito depends on the courage and skill of its paramedics, frefghters,
fre specialists, fre engineers, captains and chiefs to protect homes and
lives from wind-driven wildfres and medical emergencies. We are
fortunate to have fremen who are not only friends and good stewards of public
safety, but are also pancake chefs on the 4th of July, and drivers of big red fre
engines loaded with junior frefghters in the Montecito parade.
May 30 marked the retirement of one of the most popular public persona
in Montecito, the affable Kevin Wallace, former Chief of the Montecito Fire
Protection District (MFPD). Chief Wallace began his firefighter career in 1981 as
a Santa Barbara County "Hot Shot," followed by a stint in Greeley, Colorado as
an engineer, before returning to Santa Barbara in 1983, and being named Chief
in 2007. After six years as Montecito Fire Chief, Wallace turned over the reins of
leadership to his former Battalion Chief, Stephen "Chip" Hickman, who was
born and raised in the area, graduated from San Marcos High School and began
his career at MFPD in 1990 as one of the District's first paramedic firefighters.
Fire Management in Montecito
For the last 97 years, MFPD has been governed by three Board members.
The current Fire Board consists of the 37-year veteran, Roy Jensen, who
joined the Fire Board in 1975; John Venable, who joined the Board in 2002;
and Dana Newquist, who joined the Board in 2003. Together, they oversee the
21.7-square-mile independent Montecito Fire Protection District, established in
June 1917 with its $15.2 million annual budget and 45 full-time employees.
MFPD is well-managed with a sound strategic plan and funded by a fixed
portion of annual Montecito property taxes, which in 2011-12 amounted to $13.5
million. Additional funding comes from carryovers from the previous year and
small amounts of federal reimbursements from out-of-district firefights and
dispatch services for Carpinteria Fire. Salaries and benefits account for 72%
of MFPD expenses. Fire Station 3 will be funded from an $8-million capital
account. There is also a $1.2-million capital fund for replacement of fire vehicles
and equipment. MFPD consistently operates within budget.
A ballot initiative will be presented to Montecito voters in November 2012
to increase the Fire Board from 3 to 5 members. If Montecito residents vote to
expand the Fire Board, they will be asked to choose knowledgeable candidates
who can make the tough choices between support for firefighters and concern
for taxpayers. Expanding the Board by two members will facilitate better man-
agement oversight. It allows the Board to have meaningful discussions, even
when one member is absent. Expansion of the Board also provides an opportu-
nity to create a Finance Committee, which could engage in collective bargaining
agreements with the Montecito Firemen's Association for pension programs,
compensation, healthcare benefits and work rules.
Challenges and Choices
So what kind of expertise might be needed on an expanded Fire Board? Every
California community is beginning to take a closer look at wages, benefits and
pensions paid to public sector employees. Labor agreements adopted in good
times have become unsustainable. California cities, counties and special dis-
tricts are being pushed to the fiscal brink by rising public pension costs, explod-
ing healthcare expenses and stagnant property tax revenues.
California voters in San Jose and San Diego in June approved measures to
curtail public employee pension programs, but these efforts will be challenged
in California courts. Three California cities have filed for Chapter 9 bankruptcy;
San Bernardino, facing a deficit of more than $45 million on a $135-million
budget, doesn't have enough money in the bank to pay its police and firemen;
Mammoth Lakes, facing a $43-million breach-of-contract judgment, can't pay its
salaries and pension benefits; and Stockton, which was spending $13 million on
public pensions 10 years ago, paid $30 million in 2010. Stockton's public pen-
sion liability will double again in five years.
Montecito is not a city and its Fire District is currently well funded, but there
are severe challenges and painful choices to be made in fire policy and in future
funding. If we are to ever get the cost structure of government under control,
provide public services at a reasonable cost and make the needed investments
in education and infrastructure, conscientious citizens need to step up and
volunteer for important public posts such as the Board of the Montecito Fire
Protection District. MJ
Editorial by Bob Hazard
Mr. Hazard is an Associate Editor of this paper and a former president of
Birnam Wood Golf Club
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ocal bounty hunter Chris
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Chris, who was raised in Montecito
and attended at Montecito Union
School and S.B. City College, stars in
a new Discovery TV series, Bounty
Wars, which premiered this month.
The show features three teams com-
peting to capture the most fugitives,
with each one having 100 hours to
comb the greater Los Angeles area
and arrest as many miscreants as pos-
sible, ranging from violent criminals
to simple traffic violations.
Im the leader of Team Santa
Barbara, which is now known as Team
Chris, with Frank Blackhorse from
Santa Barbara and Duane Morris
from Ventura, says Chris.
We were approached by an L.A.
production company to audition as a
recovery team along with forty-seven
teams from around the U.S. and came
in first. We then continued on with the
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process with a number of interviews
and did very well.
They learned about my compa-
ny through another local bounty
hunter, Bob Burton, who now lives
down in West Palm Beach, Florida.
We both appeared on NBCs Today
show with news anchor Lester Holt
last year.
We have shot four episodes so
far and they have been getting good
viewing figures.
Its all real and everything is shot
as you see it. There are no scripts, no
retakes. Its one hundred percent real
life drama.
The former marine, who was also
a military police officer at Camp
Pendleton near San Diego, was one of
the first Eagle scouts in the Manning
Park troop and later became the assis-
tant scoutmaster.
I always felt I needed to be in some
kind of law enforcement after quitting
the marines in 1992, adds Chris. I
had been approached by Bob Burton
in the eighties about being a bounty
hunter, but didnt think it was up my
alley at the time.
But in 2000, I changed my mind
and got my bail and fugitive recov-
ery licenses and started a company,
Coastal Bail Bonds, with a good
friend.
Now Chris, who lives in Ojai, is
looking to capture an audience!...
Never a Bridesmaid
For once in her life, top actress
Kirsten Dunst had a supporting role
at an event.
The 30-year-old Spider-Man star was
maid of honor at the wedding of her
best friend, Molly Hanrahan to Clint
Stapleton, at a Montecito estate just a
tiaras toss from Butterfly Beach at the
weekend.
Dunst, says my mole with the marti-
ni, wore a full-length white and oyster
pink dress and a wreath of lavender in
her hair, while the bride looked stun-
ning in a full length white gown with
a bodice of vintage lace, carrying a
bouquet of white lilies.
Kirsten Dunst acted as maid of honor in a wed-
ding in Montecito over the weekend
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The best little paper in America
(Covering the best little community anywhere!)
W
hile we unfortunately have
come to expect the worst
from our politicians, the
performance of our current President
and the Vice President and their
surrogates during the beginning of
the Presidential campaign has sunk
to a new low. While one could expect
the administration to try to defect
attention from their dismal record on
all fronts during the frst three and
one half years, even the most cynical
would not have expected this type
of behavior. This nation was built on
each of us wanting to be successful
and in general rooting for the success
of our fellow citizens.
A roar is made up of a thousand
whispers and most of us could care
less whose whispers contribute to the
collective roar. It is for that reason the
Obama Presidency is so flawed and
in many ways works to destroy the
very framework and value system
that made our country the greatest
in the world. Again based on the fact
that they cant run on their own record
they chose to attack Mitt Romney by
using half truths and some cases out-
right lies.
Everyone in politics should be held
to the same standard. Mr. Romneys
exemplary record on creating jobs is
challenged and misrepresented by
an administration that has the worst
record in recent memory on job cre-
ation. This terrible record on job cre-
ation is made even worse given the
trillion dollars of stimulus that was
made available to help people get back
to work. Mr. Obama and Mr. Bidens
claim that Mr. Romney used outsourc-
ing as one of his prime methods to
become wealthy is absurd and just
wrong. This, coming from a President
who not only has presided over the
outsourcing of jobs but has provided
funding for those companies to whom
the jobs have been outsourced.
Mr. Obama talks about how he
saved the auto industry. He neglects
to mention that he saved Chrysler and
specifically General Motors by abro-
gating contract law and trampling the
rights of the bondholders so he could
enrich the unions.
Whether by design or by having
a fundamental misunderstanding of
what has made this country great,
our President has decided to double
down on the class warfare strategy. He
promised to unite us regardless of our
race, color, creed or political affilia-
tion. It would certainly appear that he
has been no more successful in bring-
ing us together then he has succeeded
in any of his other initiatives.
Ralph T. Iannelli
Montecito
(Editors note: Romneys best response
to Obamas twisted and manipulative
accusations has been aired, and that is
Obamas own words suggesting the kind
of campaign he is actually waging and the
kind of tactic one must take when one has
no record to stand upon. It will get uglier
and more depressing as the weeks tick off
to November 6, but it is important to keep
the faith. We believe Mitt Romney will be
the ultimate though bloodied victor J.B.)
Viva! John Roberts
David McCalmont of Santa Barbara
(re: Bags Are Packed, Letters to
the Editor MJ # 18/28) can relax,
unpack his bags, and cancel his one-
way Lisbon ticket thanks entirely
to Chief Justice John Roberts' wit and
ingenuity. This is a history-making
moment, shifting the balance of power
from swing-voter Justice Kennedy to
the Chief Justice himself. By correctly
labeling ObamaCare as a "tax" and not
a penalty, John Roberts has fundamen-
tally changed the very dynamic (and
outcome) of this vital election: from a
nanny state to a merit-based society.
Oscar Wilde wrote over a century
ago: Let us call things by their prop-
er names. It makes matters simpler
(and far less distorting). The scath-
ing reaction of Justice Ginsburg (the
little old lady w/the doily around her
neck) profoundly reveals how irked
the liberals were by this tax nomen-
clature pure poison to the 51% of the
American population who are actual
tax payers, as opposed to the 49% who
are dependent and have no skin in the
game. Was I the only one who noticed
a lack of bounce in President Obama's
step as he strolled down the very same
I killed Bin Laden corridor in the
White House to reach the microphone?
Can you imagine the indignation and
outrage he would have shown had
ObamaCare been shot down by a 5-4
Supreme Court ruling? Forget about
the constant class-warfare mongering
going on. Obama would be invok-
ing the liberal Gore vs. Bush Supreme
Court (5-4 in Bush's favor) debacle as
morally unjust, biased and trs dj
vu.
Chief Justice John Roberts, through
this one courageous bold move, has
not only distinguished himself his-
torically for all time, but, in addition,
has managed to remove the winds
beneath Obama's sails. Bravo. Well
done.
Viva! Chief Justice John Roberts.
Viva freedom, Justice and the American
Way of Life!
Leslie Nelson
Montecito
(Editors note: You must be one of those
glass half-full folks, because we see
nothing in this decision that is positive for
taxpayers or the country J.B.)
Marco Rubio no
There is no doubt Senator Marco
Rubio would be an exciting and
effective Vice Presidential candidate,
but it cannot happen for one simple
Constitutional reason: his parents
did not become naturalized citizens
until he was two years old.
That fact also disqualifies Mr.
Obama as his father was not a citi-
zen, unless he was actually Frank
Marshall Davis and not Kenyan
Barack Hussein Obama Sr. This
would, of course make Mr. Obama
First Bastard, hence all the funny
business over birth certificates.
In the final analysis: Republicans
must stand for principle, the
Constitution, the flag and Rush
Limbaugh.
The Rubios may have been in the
process of becoming citizens at the
time he was born, but that does not
satisfy the Constitution unless Chief
Justice John Roberts says its okay.
Then anything can happen. Pigs fly.
Nancy Pelosi is a real person. David
Brooks says Sarah Palin would be a
great President because of the sharp-
ness of the pleats in her skirt.
Given Senator Rubios consider-
able speaking skills, the clarity of
his mind, that uh never passes his
lips and he is free of a Harvard lisp,
he could still serve as Vice President
Consort; an extra-Constitutional
office. So much has been done ex-
Constitution by the current admin-
istration that we should be able to
swing this with an ex-post-facto
Executive Order.
On the day of the inauguration,
we will have George Washingtons
writing desk on the stage, swear in
Mitt Romney, have him sit at said
desk, sign the Executive Order cre-
ating the new office. Then, Senator
Rubio swears in as Vice President
Consort, as a missing man for-
mation of stealth F-17s fly over,
signifying America, The Game" as
the Marine Corps band plays The
Washington Post march. (Pronounce
the "p." It is politically correct now.)
In the event President Romney is
unable to complete his term, Speaker
Boehner becomes President after a
good cry and an election is held in
his district with Senator Rubio run-
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ning either unopposed or against
Anthony Weiner or another smarmy
Democrat. We will, of course, have
given VP Consort Rubio an address
in Speaker Boehners district in
preparation.
This means VP Consort Rubio
becomes Speaker of the House and
we appoint Rush Limbaugh VP
to give every liberal heart failure.
He can broadcast daily from Blair
House between attending funerals,
the traditional VP duty. It is the per-
fect plan to deal with the question,
?Rubio Si o' Rubio No?"
Adrian Vance
Santa Barbara
(Editors note: Marco Rubio was born
in the good old U.S.A., and as far as
we know that is enough to qualify as a
natural born citizen; besides, Senator
Rubios personal story and that of his
parents is not only compelling, but is
one nearly every immigrant family can
and will relate to J.B.)
Single-Payer
Right Approach
In a recent editorial response to
a letter from Paulina Conn regard-
ing Improved Medicare for All
Needed (MJ # 18/28), you indicate
that your editorial position is con-
tingent on physicians responding to
the current crisis and weighing in on
how to fix it.
I think you miss the main point,
which is that what Ms Conn is
addressing is the way in which we
finance health care, that is, pay for
it, and not specifically how it is
delivered, which is the purview of
the providers such as physicians.
It is very clear, from multiple U.S.
studies and the real world experi-
ence of other wealthy countries, that
our hodgepodge system for paying
for our health care not only does not
work, but never will regardless of
how many market fixes we throw
at it.
A single comprehensive plan for
all individuals with a single agen-
cy paying all bills is the optimum
solution for financing things like
health care (and the military, for
example). How the care is deliv-
ered is another matter; suffice it
to say that many improvements in
this arena are enabled by the single-
payer single-risk pool approach, and
some improvements are impossible
without it.
You might also be interested in
how businesses perceive their stake
in this. I can't speak for all business-
es, other than to assert that if they
knew the possibilities they would be
completely on board, but I can speak
for mine. An endorsement by my
company of the California Universal
Healthcare Act is attached.
Very truly yours,
Bart Woolery
Santa Barbara
(Editors note: The following was
sent to State Senator Mark Leno in
Sacramento.
Dear Senator Leno:
I am writing to express my busi-
ness support for SB 810, the California
Universal Healthcare Act, which will
cover every Californian with compre-
hensive health insurance and give them
the ability to choose their own physi-
cian. This model of health care financing
will save money for families, businesses,
individuals and local governments.
Although this is truly a non-partisan
issue, I feel it necessary to mention that
I am a registered Republican. My busi-
ness supports SB 810 because the single
greatest problem facing Californias
healthcare system and Californias
economy is the growing cost of health
insurance. The number of uninsured
Californians has now reached 20%.
Most of the newly uninsured are from
middle-class families. Our business is
facing a minimum increase of 8% in our
insurance costs just this year alone.
If spent wisely through the single
payer finance system under SB 810, we
need no more money than is currently
spent on health care.
1) It covers everyone;
2) its affordable;
3) It guarantees that the majority of
our money goes to actual health care;
4) It provides real choice;
5) It improves the quality of our
health care.
My business, which employs 16 work-
ers, strongly supports SB 810.
Sincerely,
Tom Maccianti
General Manager
Bell Everman, Inc.
Goleta
Gubbmint Be Hurtin
Per your note on the cop waiting
to bust drivers non-stop at Coast
Village and Middle Roads (Record-
Breaking Ticketing, MJ # 18/27),
he's not there for anyone wanting to
speed and cut to the head of the line
through the adjacent parking area,
but to exploit people who might be
rolling past the stop sign whenever
the 101 south is backed-up, in anoth-
er city-sponsored revenue enhance-
ment scheme.
Gubbmint coffers are hurtin' and
relying on these tix to ease their pain.
On his show aired July 9th, con-
sumer advocate Clark Howard said
insurance companies are now in col-
lusion with police departments, sup-
plying them with free radar equip-
ment to subsequently have their
rates upped. Fight back by down-
loading the Trapster app, which
shows red light and speeding trap
19 26 July 2012 MONTECITO JOURNAL 10 The Voice of the Village
Planning Commission Hearing Room,
123 E. Anapamu
Luncheon & Lecture
Why Israel Is Important to the United
States is the topic at the monthly meeting
of Santa Barbara Republican Women,
Federated.
The speaker will be Arie Lipnick,
California Regional Director for the
Republican Jewish Coalition, the national
grassroots organization of Jewish
Republicans. Mr. Lipnick will discuss the
dangers of more countries in the Middle
East choosing to be ruled by the Muslim
Brotherhood and Shariah Law, the threat
this presents to the U.S. and Israel, and
reasons why the U.S. and Israel are critical
to each others well being.
Reservations for the buffet luncheon, which
costs $30 pre-paid and $35 at the door,
may be made by Monday, July 23, by
calling or texting 805-699-6756 or by
e-mail at sbrepublicanwomen@gmail.com.
Checks may be sent to SBRWF, P.O. Box
2248, Santa Barbara, CA 93120
When: 11:30 am to 1:30 pm
Where: University Club,
1332 Santa Barbara Street
Breakfast & Fashions
Join NAWBO-SB and Nordstrom for an
annual breakfast and shopping event to
network with fellow business owners, see
the latest fashions, get tips on makeup, and
have an exclusive chance to shop early at
the Nordstrom Anniversary Sale. Breakfast
in the Nordstrom Caf starts things off,
followed by a fashion show, style tips, and
of course, shopping.
When: 8 to 9:30 am
Where: Nordstrom,
17 West Canon Perdido Street
FRIDAY JULY 20
Parents Night Out
Montecito YMCA will provide a night of
fun for children including games, dinner,
movies and more, while parents enjoy a
night off
When: 5:30 pm to 10 pm
Where: Montecito Family YMCA,
591 Santa Rosa Lane
Cost: $30
Info: 969-3288
SATURDAY JULY 21
Footloose Performance
Get ready to kick up your heels this
summer as Stage Left Productions presents
Footloose. More than 80 local young
performers, ages 10 to 16, will capture
the look and sound of the 80s with this
American classic.
Now in its 13th year, Stage Left
Productions was created and developed
by Shana Lynch Arthurs and Steven
Lovelace. Shana Lynch Arthurs, a
California credentialed teacher who
teaches performing arts at Crane Country
Day School, is also a trained and working
professional in the performing arts. Steven
Lovelace is choreographer and director of
the Santa Barbara Dance Arts. Michael
Eglin will provide musical direction and
accompaniment, along with musical
direction and vocal training by local music
instructor, Sarah Eglin. Inspired sets,
sounds, lighting, and costumes are being
created under the direction of Dave Guy,
Andrew Sanchez, Spencer Michaels,
Ellen Clark and Alice Matiosian.
When: Saturday and Sunday, July 21
and 22, 2 pm and 7 pm
Where: Goleta Valley Jr. High,
6100 Stow Canyon Road
Cost: $10 general admission,
$25 reserved seating
Info: stageleft@cox.net
MONDAY JULY 23
MBAR Meeting
Montecito Board of Architectural Review
seeks to ensure that new projects are
harmonious with the unique physical
characteristics and character of Montecito
When: 3 pm
Where: Country Engineering Building,
Planning Commission Hearing Room,
123 E. Anapamu
WEDNESDAY JULY 25
Montecito Planning Commission
Meeting
MPC ensures that applicants adhere to
certain ordinances and policies and that
issues raised by interested parties are
addressed
When: 9 am
Where: Country Engineering Building,
(If you have a Montecito event, or an event that concerns Montecito,
please e-mail kelly@montecitojournal.net or call (805) 565-1860)
SATURDAY JULY 21
Painting on the Porch
Kim Snyder will be painting the wild horses of
Return to Freedom, and will be joined by Board
members from the non-proft Wild Horse Sanctuary,
Return to Freedom. Kim and Kathryn Designs will
donate 10% to the sanctuary for any of the Return
to Freedom horse paintings sold.
In her Chaparral Design Studio in Carpinteria, Kim
paints the beautiful surroundings of our area, and is especially gifted in painting the
seabirds and seascapes, as well as landscapes. Kims works can be found in public
and private collections around the world.
When: 11 am to 3 pm
Where: Kathryne Designs, 1225 Coast Village Road, Suite A Info: 565-4700
THURSDAY JULY 19
Summerland Party
Mediterrane hosts open house to
celebrate summer and the opening
of new sidewalks in Summerland.
The fest kicks off Thursday, with a
party on Saturday, July 21, from
noon to 5 pm.
When: 11 am to 5 pm, through
Sunday
Where: 2500 Lillie Avenue
Info: 695-09108
This Week
Montecito
in and around
Montecito Tide Chart
Day Low Hgt High Hgt Low Hgt High Hgt Low Hgt
Thurs, July 19
4:49 AM -0.6 11:18 AM 4.1 04:11 PM 2.1 010:20 PM 6
Fri, July 20
5:19 AM -0.5 11:48 AM 4.2 04:51 PM 2 010:56 PM 5.8
Sat, July 21
5:49 AM -0.4 12:19 PM 4.4 05:36 PM 2 011:35 PM 5.4
Sun, July 22
6:20 AM -0.1 12:53 PM 4.6 06:27 PM 1.9
Mon, July 23
12:19 AM 4.9 6:53 AM 0.3 01:32 PM 4.7 07:28 PM 1.9
Tues, July 24
1:11 AM 4.2 7:28 AM 0.8 02:17 PM 4.9 08:45 PM 1.8
Wed, July 25
2:20 AM 3.6 8:10 AM 1.5 03:11 PM 5.1 010:17 PM 1.5
Thurs, July 26
3:59 AM 3 9:03 AM 2 04:14 PM 5.3 011:46 PM 0.8
Fri, July 27
5:57 AM 3 10:16 AM 2.3 05:21 PM 5.7
Cost: $30 for NAWBO members, $45 for
non-members if reserved online,
$50 at the door
Info and reservations: www.nawbo-sb.org
THURSDAY JULY 26
Discussion Group
A group gathers to discuss The New Yorker
When: 7:30 pm to 9 pm
Where: Montecito Library,
1469 East Valley Road
SAVE THE DATE
Sansum Diabetes Research Institute hosts its
popular fundraiser, the 11
th
Annual Taste
of the Vine & Auction, on Saturday, August
11, from 3 pm to 7 pm at the QAD, Inc.
headquarters on the bluffs in Summerland.
Event proceeds support medical research
to prevent, treat, and cure diabetes.
The event features a spectacular view,
music by Society Jazz, and a live auction
with auctioneers John Palminteri
and Gabe Saglie. Attendees will be
able to partake in food, fne wines and
handcrafted beer from over 40 of the
Central Coasts best purveyors. There will
be a silent auction with items including
vacation packages and wines.
Rabobank, N.A. and Bialis Family
Foundation are the Estate Sponsors.
Other top sponsors to date include
Nancy and Thomas S. Crawford,
Jr., Alfred Mann Foundation, James
and Amy Sloan, Montecito Bank &
Trust, Boyd Communication and Linda
Boyd, Brownstein Hyatt Farber Schreck,
LLP, the Inserra family, the Coeta &
Donald Barker Foundation, Angelina
Trujillo M.D., Pacifc Diagnostic
Laboratories and the Henry W. Bull
Foundation.
Tickets are $75 in advance and $85 at the
door if not sold out. For more information
call Pamme Mickelson Windhager
at (805) 682-7638 ext. 210 or purchase
tickets on-line at www.sansum.org.
Zoofari Ball XXVII: Spots & Stripes
Don your pith helmet, zebra stripes, or
something in between to enjoy signature
cocktails at the door, then spot some
exciting items at the live and silent
auctions. Then tear into dinner, prepared
by Rincon Events, then shake your tail to
the tunes of Jana and The One.
When: August 25, 5:30 to 11 pm
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WEDNESDAY JULY 25
Our Town
Back by popular demand, head to Elings Park to
see UpStageLefts production of Our Town, written
by Thomton Wilder and directed by Cheri
Steinkellner; picnics welcome, dress warmly!
When: 6 pm
Where: Godric Grove at Elings Park
Cost: $15 per person
Info and tickets: www.brownpapertickets.com
or at the door
Where: Santa Barbara Zoo,
500 Ninos Drive
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ONGOING
MONDAYS AND TUESDAYS
Art Classes
Beginning and advanced,
all ages and by appt,
just call
Where: Portico Gallery,
1235 Coast Village Road
Info: 695-8850
TUESDAYS AND THURSDAYS
Adventuresome Aging
Where: 89 Eucalyptus Lane
Info: 969-0859;
ask for Susan
WEDNESDAYS THRU SATURDAYS
Live Entertainment at Cava
Where: Cava, 1212 Coast Village Road
When: 7 pm to 10 pm
Info: 969-8500
MONDAYS
Story Time at the Library
When: 10:30 to 11 am
Where: Montecito Library,
1469 East Valley Road
Info: 969-5063
Connections Early Memory Loss
Program
Where: Friendship Center, 89 Eucalyptus Lane
Info: Susan Forkush, 969-0859 x15
TUESDAYS
iPad Lessons
Bring your iPad and problems to Caf Del
Sol, to attend the ongoing iPad Studies
Group. Beginners and advanced learners
welcome.
When: Tuesdays at 1 pm
Where: 30 Los Patos Way
Cost: free
Info: deanmars863@gmail.com
Boy Scout Troop 33 Meeting
Open to all boys ages 11-17;
visitors welcome
When: 7:15 pm
Where: Scout House,
Upper Manning Park,
449 San Ysidro Road
WEDNESDAYS
Story Time
Stories read to little ones at Montecito toy
store, Toy Crazy. All books are discounted
10% for purchase during story time
mornings.
When: 11 am to 11:30 am
Where: 1026 Coast Village Road
(in Vons shopping center)
Info: 565-7696
THURSDAYS
Casual Italian Conversation at the
Montecito Library
Practice your Italian conversation amongst
a variety of skill levels while learning
about Italian culture. Fun for all, and
informative, too!
When: 1 pm to 2 pm
Where: 1469 East Valley Road
Info: 969-5063
Pick-up Basketball Games
He shoots; he scores! The Montecito Family
YMCA is offering pick-up basketball on
Thursdays at 5:30 pm. Join coach Donny
for warm-up, drills and then scrimmages.
Adults welcome too.
When: 5:30 pm
Where: Montecito Family YMCA,
591 Santa Rosa Lane
Info: 969-3288
FRIDAYS
Farmers Market
When: 8 am to 11:15 am
Where: South side of Coast Village Road
SUNDAYS
Vintage & Exotic Car Day
Motorists and car lovers from as far away
as Los Angeles and as close as East Valley
Road park in front of Richies Barber Shop
at the bottom of Middle Road on Coast
Village Road going west to show off and
discuss their prized possessions, automotive
trends and other subjects. Ferraris,
Lamborghinis and Corvettes prevail, but
there are plenty other autos to admire.
When: 8 am to 10 am (or so)
Where: 1187 Coast Village Road
Info: sbcarscoffee@gmail.com MJ
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VILLAGE BEAT Page 204
Montecito Caf Celebrates 25 Years
Village Beat
by Kelly Mahan
A
s a young couple just out of
culinary school, Mark and
Margaret Huston set their
sights on Montecito as the place to
begin both their careers and family.
Thirty years later, their two Santa
Barbara restaurants are thriving with
the help of their three children; this
year marks the 25th anniversary of
the Hustons frst endeavor, Montecito
Caf.
Its definitely a family affair, Mrs.
Huston told us earlier this week, dur-
ing a break between lunch and din-
ner service. Margaret manages the
Caf, while her executive chef hus-
band, Mark, plans and executes the
menu. The duo opened the eatery on
Christmas Eve, 1986, after working
at the San Ysidro Ranch, Montecito
Coffee Shop, Downeys, and Brigittes.
We knew we wanted to open our
own place, and this was the per-
fect spot, she says. Located inside
Montecito Inn, the space was formerly
Chaplins, more of a lounge than a res-
taurant, Mark says. The hotel owner
at the time was a friend of the Huston
family, and gave the young couple the
opportunity to turn the place around.
The bistro fare served at the popu-
lar restaurant has evolved over time,
the Hustons say. And so has the fam-
ily: Jane, Emma and Ben have all
grown up helping out at the Caf, and
are now intimately involved with the
Cafs little sister restaurant Jane,
located next to the Arlington Theater
in Santa Barbara. Jane has exceed-
ed our expectations; it has had quite
the reception from our customers,
says Margaret about the spin off res-
taurant, which opened in 2008. The
restaurants namesake and manager,
oldest daughter Jane Chapman, has
recently added a new generation to
the family; Pearl Mae was born this
summer.
The formula is pretty simple,
Margaret says. Give people quality,
value, and good service, and theyll
come back. This is a casual place,
and people feel comfortable here, she
adds, as the last of the lunch crowd
disperses. The ingredients used at the
Caf are local, and almost everything
is made in-house. The menu includes
pastas, sandwiches, salads, and burg-
ers, as well as seafood, lamb, filet and
chicken entres. Specials change daily,
and feature the freshest fish, caught
locally.
Husband and wife team Mark and Margaret Huston of Montecito Caf, which celebrates its 25th anni-
versary this year
19 26 July 2012 MONTECITO JOURNAL 13
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For his outstanding representation
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Seen Around Town
by Lynda Millner
Friends of the Courthouse
T
he Courthouse has friends in
Santa Barbara to the tune of
$800,000; all donations were
raised by the Courthouse Legacy
Foundation (CLF). Thats how much
was needed to redo the crumbling
Spirit of the Ocean sculpture fountain.
Also completed was the restoration
of the Seth Thomas Tower Clock and
creation of the Bisno Schall Clock
Gallery that includes a beautiful mural
on the walls surrounding the clock
works, telling the history of time.
Thanks go to Dr. David Bisno and
Fay, and Dick and Maryan Schall for
this great addition to the docent tours.
CLF board of trustees chair Bill
Mahan led the countdown to the clock
chiming at 11:00 am. At the sound of
the eleventh chime, everyone held
their breath until the water came
pouring into the fountain, right on
schedule. The grass, however, didnt
grow on schedule so the plaque,
which commemorates this day, was
temporarily on the sidewalk and was
unveiled there.
Bill Mahan gave a short speech and
Salud Carbajal remembered Naomi
Schwartz and how her office over-
looked this very spot. It was aptly
named the Spirit of the Ocean because
Naomi cared about the environment.
She was the founder of the CLF and
its first president.
Former mayor Sheila Lodge told
me, The original Courthouse only
cost $1.3 million when it was built in
1929. The fountain alone cost nearly
that much in 2011!
The board and members were beam-
ing with the results of all their effort
along with the event committee: chair
Alice Van de Water, Herb Barthels,
Keith Mautino, Bill Mahan, Carol
Fell, Sue Adams, Rodney Baker,
Barbara Lowenthal and Jean Scheibe.
Our Courthouse is considered
one of the most beautiful govern-
ment buildings in America and is a
National Historic Landmark. If youd
like to keep it that way (there are
no funds for preservation), you can
join the non-profit Friends of the
Courthouse for as little as $40. Visit
www.SBCLF.org for more informa-
tion. As they say, The Community
built the CourthouseTogether we
are creating the Legacy.
Courthouse Legacy Foundation members and event committee Herb Barthels, Sue Adams, Barbara
Lowenthal, Rodney Baker, Bill Mahan, Carol Fell, Alice Van de Water and Keith Mautino at the dedica-
tion of the fountain and clock tower
Caroline Thompson and CLF board member Keith
Mautino enjoying the new time mural at the
Courthouse
19 26 July 2012 MONTECITO JOURNAL 15
Celebrating the Best
The South Coast Business &
Technology Awards (a benefit for
the Scholarship Foundation of Santa
Barbara) was founded in 1995 and
honors those individuals and compa-
nies who have shown extraordinary
commitment to helping the economy
of the south coast of Santa Barbara
County. It not only honors, but also
has raised $1.3 million for scholarships
for more than 550 students who want
to attend UCSB, SBCC and Westmont
College.
There were about 800 folks who
supported this event the big-
gest ever which will raise more
than $125,000. The rotunda at Fess
Parkers Doubletree was full of
people networking during cocktail
hour. The ballroom was packed with
tables for ten. As co-chair and presi-
dent and CEO of American Riviera
Bank Jeff DeVine said, This awards
dinner has it all. Honoring, net-
working and supporting our future
business leaders through scholar-
ships. Co-chair Danna McGrew
from Bartlett, Pringle & Wolf, LLP
echos, My partners and I are proud
to be part of such a dynamic event.
A Steering Committee of 28 Santa
Barbara business leaders managed the
event. The members vote to present
the annual awards. This years win-
ners were MIT Enterprise Forum for
Excellence in Service presented by
Lynda Tanner from Visiting Nurse
& Hospice Care; Entrepreneur of the
Year was Klaus Schauser presented by
Bruce Willard; Company of the Year
Mission Linen was presented by Dan
ODowd from Green Hills Software;
Executive of the Year Ron Werft pre-
sented by Michael Mayfield from
Santa Barbara Asset Management;
and Pioneer Award Fred Gluck pre-
sented by Fred Kavli. The presenters
were all 2011 winners. The founding
corporate sponsor is Santa Barbara
Bank & Trust. Other sponsors were
COX, Union Bank, Bartlett, Pringle
& Wolf, Montecito Bank & Trust and
Sheppard Mullin Richter & Hampton.
Past scholarship recipient Max
Ramirez spoke of his gratitude espe-
cially since tuition has doubled in
the last five years. Bob Johnson rep-
resented MIT Enterprise Forum, say-
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with sponsor presi-
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at the scholarship
dinner
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and Bob Johnson
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orees Alan
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ing about cell phones, Invention is
the mother of necessity. Unbelievably
none went off during the evening.
Bruce Willard thought, Launching
a business is like giving a party and
hoping someone comes.
Winner Klaus confessed, I have
more wet suits than business suits. In
fact, Im wearing my only suit I bought
in 1993 for an interview. Ron Werft
responded, I have only one wet suit
and many business suits. We need to
talk. Karl Willig from Mission Linen
told us, The company began in 1930
with one truck and one plant. Now
there are three thousand employees.
The dinner event will be back in 2013
to Celebrate more of the Best.
If youd like more information about
the Scholarship Foundation of Santa
Barbara, call Director of Development
Rebecca Anderson at 687-7027, ext.
116.
The new Vic
It has long been my dream that
Santa Barbara have a beautiful, inti-
mate theater in the downtown per-
forming arts district, and that it would
become the new home for Ensemble
Theatre Company, wished Leni Fe
Bland, campaign co-chair for the New
Vic. Co-chair Derek Westen echoed,
The New Vic will be the ideal home
for Ensemble Theatre Company, pro-
viding extraordinary artistic freedom,
and enriching the entire Santa Barbara
community with a perfect, small
venue for all the performing arts.
The Ensemble has graced our town
for 33 years.
Invited guests met at the old Vic
for one of several tours of the prop-
erty prior to groundbreaking. With a
glass of wine in hand, Derek began by
telling us what was wrong with the
old theatre: too high, too wide, audi-
ence too separated, lobby too narrow,
entrance too difficult, no stage left
with bathrooms almost literally on
stage, a labyrinth where the dressing
rooms are, and more. Then we saw the
architectural renderings and walked
through the whole building.
The building will look the same on
the outside (historically), but they will
build a landing into the street where
Communications task force for the Old Vic Susan Gulbransen with campaign co-chair Derek Westen,
board member Nancy Davidson and board president Christine Holland on the Old Vic tour
Mayor Helene Schneider helping tear down a wall in the Old Vic
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cars now park and all will be on one
level for easy access for wheelchairs
and people. The street is extra wide so
the cars will park beside the landing.
There is a lovely small courtyard that
most of us have never seen that will
be utilized on production nights. The
300 seats will all be together instead of
separated by aisles. The rake will be
corrected. The bathrooms will be near
the box office at the entrance so there
will once more be a stage left and
everyone in the audience wont know
where youre going. New dressing
rooms will be added, and on and on.
As Derek explained, The archi-
tects are PMSM, who have an excel-
lent reputation having done the air-
port as well as Hahn Hall at the
Music Academy. Everything is in
place all the permits, $8.29 mil-
lion of the needed $10,550 million.
Some of the first major donors were
Michael Towbes, Leni Fe Bland and
Sara Miller McCune. Board president
Christine Holland recognized that
the board had unanimously donated
as well. It is the culmination of ten
years of work to find a permanent
home. Most importantly, it will com-
plete Santa Barbaras performing arts
center with venues of every size from
2,000 seats at the Arlington to 1,600 at
the Granada and 600 at the Lobero.
Ensemble can rent the Vic out for
much less than it costs for the larger
venues.
The theatre is due to be finished
in October 2013. There are still nam-
ing opportunities, so call Director of
Development Mehgan Fay Tanner at
965-5400, ext. 105 if you have ques-
tions or are interested in donating.
A week later was the groundbreak-
ing ceremony with about one hundred
guests cheering while VIPs in hard
hats pulled some ropes that brought
down a wall amid a loud thud and
much dust.
Artistic Director Jonathan Fox
reminded us, We wouldnt be here
without attorney Derek Weston, who
navigated the many legal matters in the
long project. Jonathan has also raised
the bar on the Ensembles repertoire.
He is so highly thought of that friends
of his from New Jersey who have never
been to Santa Barbara gave $l mil-
lion to the campaign. Construction will
begin this month. MJ
Derek Westen
with his cam-
paign co-chair
Leni Fe Bland
and Ensemble
Theatres artis-
tic director
Jonathan Fox
SALE
EndS
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19 26 July 2012 MONTECITO JOURNAL 18 The Voice of the Village
Kirsten also carried a small lavender
bouquet, as did the bridesmaids, but
she clearly didnt want to upstage her
friend on her big day. She looked quite
demure and clearly enjoyed being part
of the event, chatting with everyone.
Makeover Madness
Montecito realtor Diana MacFarlane
is a great fan of NBCs Today show,
particularly after her son, Dan, and
his family vacationed in Manhattan
earlier this month.
Dan, a firefighter, was with his sub-
stitute teacher wife, Teri, and their
three sons Griffin, 15, Logan, 11,
and Tanner, 10 and went to a broad-
cast of the top-rated morning show at
Rockefeller Center and immediately
made friends with one of the NBC
organizers, a retired New York fire-
fighter.
Within a few minutes of arriv-
ing, Teri was approached and asked
if shed like to be part of the shows
Ambush Makeover, which airs on
the segment hosted by Kathie Lee
Gifford and Hoda Kotb, says Diana.
She volunteered and was whisked
away to begin her transformation.
The good news was she was getting
a makeover, the bad news was she had
reluctantly got up at the crack of dawn
to be there, planning to return to their
hotel for the rest of their adventures
that day. Teri was not too thrilled
with her before photo because that
is really not how she usually goes out
in public, but she was a good sport.
The family, who were blindfolded,
also had the opportunity to be in the
studios as Teri was transformed by
celebrity crimper, Louis Licari, and
top stylist, Enid O.
She loved everything that had been
done to her and was given the formula
for her new hair color and makeup, as
well as the Maggy London designer
dress she wore. My grandsons never
expected to be on national TV, so they
had a thrill they will never forget.
Diana is now following in Teris
footsteps.
I cant wait to go to Louis Licaris
salon when I travel to New York for
Fashion Week in September! she tells
me...
Quite an Honor
Longtime Montecito French teacher,
Mary Collier, is receiving quite an
accolade for her services to the coun-
try of France.
Mary, who has been a language
coach at the Music Academy of the
West for 27 years and at Westmont
for more than three decades, is being
knighted as a Chevalier dans lOrdre
des Palmes Academiques by the
French Consul General in Los Angeles,
David Martinon, at a ceremony at the
Miraflores campus next month.
I was nominated by Fred Sidon,
the former president of Opera Santa
Barbara, for promoting the language
and literature, says Mary. I have
always had this connection to France
and studied at the University of Paris.
For the past forty years I have lived
there a great deal on summer vaca-
tions and sabbaticals, particularly in
Paris, where I have a lot of friends.
I first visited in 1970 with a sister
and fell in love with the city. It is just
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MISCELLAnY (Continued from page 7)
Diana MacFarlanes daughter-in-law Teri sur-
rounded by celebrity crimper Louis Licari and the
shows makeup artist Enid O after her Today show
makeover
Longtime language teacher, Mary Collier, being
honored by the French government
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Your Westmont
newton Becomes Provost of Kings College
by Scott Craig (photos by Brad Elliott)
D
r. David Newton, who has
taught entrepreneurial fnance
at Westmont for 22 years, has
been appointed provost at Kings
College in New York City, where he
earned a bachelors degree in 1981. He
begins the position January 1, 2013.
We will miss Dave very much and
congratulate him on this marvelous
new opportunity, says Westmont
President Gayle D. Beebe. He has
made a significant contribution to
our economics and business depart-
ment, establishing himself as a national
expert in the study of entrepreneur-
ship. In particular, he has been a pio-
neer in blending entrepreneurship
with liberal arts education.
Newtons most recent book, Crisis
of Confidence, utilized the research of
seven Westmont economics and busi-
ness students who graduated this year.
In June, Newton appeared on CNNs
Your Money with Ali Velshi, discussing
the book, which examines the current
state of federal taxes, runaway defi-
cit spending, the huge national debt,
interest on the debt, inflation, GDP and
insolvent entitlement programs.
In 2010, Newton co-authored Job
Creation: How it Really Works and Why
Government Doesnt Understand It with
Andrew Puzder, chief executive of
CKE Restaurants Inc.
Newton has also been featured on
Fox News, talk radio programs, and
at Young Americas Foundation, the
Reagan Ranch Center, as well as cham-
bers of commerce and venture forums.
He is a member of the Board of
Directors for The Freedoms Foundation
at Valley Forge, a prestigious national
educational organization. Previously,
the foundation honored Newton
with its Leavey National Award
for Excellence in Private Enterprise
Education.
Newton directed the Spirit of
Entrepreneurship and Enterprise
Development (S.E.E.D.) National
Collegiate Venture Forum, which he
launched in October 2003.
He earned an MBA in finance at
the Sawyer Business School at Suffolk
University in Boston and a doctor-
ate in entrepreneurial finance at the
Graduate School of Business at United
States International University in San
Diego.
Olympic-Bound Tooch
Westmonts Tugce Canitez will com-
pete in the 2012 Summer Olympics,
representing her native Turkey in
womens basketball. She becomes the
third Westmont student-athlete to
compete on the Olympic stage.
I am so excited for Tugce and the
opportunity she has to represent her
country, says Westmont head coach
Kirsten Moore. I can think of no
greater honor as an athlete than to rep-
resent your country at the Olympics.
Turkey earned a berth into the
Olympics by defeating Argentina 72-58
on June 29. Canitez scored 11 points
and had seven rebounds in 29 minutes
of action in three qualifying games.
The day that she qualified was
the day that I was giving birth, so I
didnt get to watch that game, but I
did watch the first two games, Moore
says. Every time she had an oppor-
tunity she helped her team and was a
difference maker.
Moores baby, Alexis Rene Moore,
was born June 29, weighing 6 pounds,
2 ounces and measuring 19 inches
long.
Turkeys first Olympic game is
against Angola on Saturday, July 28, at
6:30 a.m. (PDT) in London.
I am so proud of her, said
Westmont team captain Jillian Wilber.
She has worked so hard and I am
thrilled for her. It is great for our pro-
gram to have someone representing us
in the Olympics. It is something she
really wanted because she didnt get to
play for the national team in the past.
Canitez will return to Westmont this
fall for her senior season of collegiate
play.
Westmont alumnus Paul Herman
represented the U.S. in 1964, placing
fourth in the decathlon, which was
the best showing by an American that
year.
Westmont sprinter Jean-Louis
Ravelomanantsoa of Madagascar com-
peted in three Olympics. In the 1964
Tokyo games, he ran in both the 100 and
200 meters, but did not reach the finals.
In 1968 he competed in Mexico City in
the same events, reaching the finals of
the 100 meter race and placing eighth.
At Munich in 1972, Ravelomanantsoa
reached the semifinals of the 100 meters
and also competed in the 4 x 100 meter
relays. MJ
Dr. David Newton to
leave Westmont to
become provost at
Kings College in New
York City
VILLAGE BEAT Page 234
VILLAGE BEAT (Continued from page 12)
The Caf is well known for home-
made desserts, including its popular
cheesecake, lemon tart, and coconut
cake. Pastries are made daily in the
kitchen located in the charming bar
area across the Inns driveway; the
Hustons acquired that space about 15
years ago. The Bar is a casual lounge,
featuring menu items including burg-
ers, house-made pizza and cocktails.
Montecito Caf is a local favorite,
but Margaret says the location just off
the 101 freeway lends itself to travel-
ers who make the 60-seat eatery a des-
tination. We meet people who often
travel from L.A. to the Central Coast,
and always stop in for lunch or at least
a slice of cake, Margaret says. When
youve been here this long, people
start putting you on their routes, she
laughs. The place is also popular with
young families they offer a kids
menu and the retired crowd, which
enjoys the large tables and cushioned
seats.
The restaurant features a full bar
and extensive wine list, with wine spe-
cials changing monthly. All year long
the Hustons are celebrating their 25th
year; champagne toasts are offered
with dessert. The eatery is open for
lunch every day from 11:30 am to 2:30
pm, with dinner every night from 5:30
pm to 10 pm.
Residents Upset
over Verizon Wireless
Project
At this months Montecito
Association board meeting, the audi-
ence was filled with residents upset
about an approved Verizon Wireless
project that includes the instal-
lation of nine antenna panels on a
building on Santa Angela Lane in
Montecito. El Montecito Presbyterian
parishioners, Santa Angela Lane resi-
dents, and ELMO preschool parents
spoke out about the project, which
was approved unanimously at the
Montecito Planning Commission in
May. The group of residents is involved
in appeal of the decision, set to be
Long-time servers Catherine Nichols and Keeley Hourigan with Margaret and Mark Huston of
Montecito Caf
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fresh daily
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info, onto your Smartphone and do
not support these cops, who, believe
it or not, are even legally allowed to
lie to and deceive the public.
Ben Burned
Montecito
(Editors note: You are correct; there
is no traffic back-up at 9:30 pm, so the
patrol car is there to ticket vehicles that
dont come to a complete stop at the stop
sign on Middle Road at Coast Village
Road. Im still okay with that. J.B.)
Just The Facts, Maam
For months, we waited on the nine
Justices of the Supreme Court. On
Monday, June 25, like King Solomon,
they divided the immigration issue
in two. Part for Arizona and part
for the Federal Government. They
did not address the failure of the
Federal Government to carry out its
Constitutional duties. Instead of a
message, they like the ladies who
tempted Odysseus sang a Sirens
song, drawing our Ship of State on
to rocks.
Recently, they once again stepped
up to the plate, and struck out. On
National Health, as in Immigration,
they divided the baby into parts.
Unlike Solomon, they failed. Wisdom
is not theirs. Once again the majority
failed to take the bit by the teeth
and run. Given a chance to clear the
table and follow the Constitution
they sidestepped, like Matadors. We
are the animals in the ring. It is our
blood they let. Their failures are a
grievous wound to our Founders
and our Republic.
Why has the Court turned into
this mush face, soft soap, do nothing
serious, overpaid bunch of compro-
misers? The answer is simple: if you
can accept the fact that our country
is badly divided. There are those
who want to enforce the Constitution
and those who do not. Take a deep
breath. Yes, about half of Americans
do not want a United States. For a
variety of reasons these people want
something that has always failed to
protect the individual. They want a
Supreme power that tells them when
to wake, to work, to make love, to
die and what child can be born. Our
House of Representatives is now
controlled by Constitutional types.
The Senate is not. The President is
so far out, his orbit is beyond reality.
However; most polls continue to tell
us Obama is admired by about one
half of the population.
What we have is a deep, deep divi-
sion in our Country. Only one side
can win. Coexistence is not possible.
Surrender and subjugation is This
means either the Constitutionalist
win and we preserve our Republic
and its limits on power, or we lose,
and become subjects rather than citi-
zens. Losing means we exist at the
whims of a Supreme power. No
controls.
The options are a civil revolution
now, with no bloodshed, or a chaotic
revolution, (just like our founders
fought against King George III), with
great loss of blood and property.
Your choice.
Congress can change the game.
In Art II, section 2, the Presidents
Constitutional power is limited
to nominating the Justices of the
Supreme Court. The Senate must
advise and consent and failing
that, his nomination goes nowhere.
Congress has the power to set the
stage, and direct who plays what
role. They could easily say that his
appointments, must come from
Federal Appellate judges, or State
Supreme court Justices only. They
could take from him the ability to
nominate lesser judges, or add other
rules to judge qualifications.
To make any changes to protect our
Republic, we need a landslide win
by Constitutionalist in November.
No real victory, means our children
will inherit the wind of chaos. This
Election is it. Win or lose is up to
you.
Randolph Siple
Ventura
(Editors note: The glass you are hold-
ing is definitely half-empty; fill it with
something, quick! J.B.) MJ
Shelly Lowenkopf blogs
@ www.lowenkopf.com.
Shelly Lowenkopf has
been reviewing books for
metropolitan and national
publications since 1965,
for the Montecito Journal
since 2005.
BOOK TALK
by Shelly Lowenkopf
Peeling the Onion of Character
W
ilkie Collins (1824-89), a
popular thriller writer and
friend of Charles Dickens
during the hurly-burly of Victorian-
era publishing, achieved an admirable
degree of suspense and tension in his
work through the use of a multiple
point-of-view narration.
In one of his most memorable titles
still in print, The Moonstone, the reader
has bought into the reliability and
sincerity of his first narrator, the hand-
some young Franklin Blake, who con-
fides in us his intention to ask Rachel
Verinder to marry him. As the open-
ing segment ends, the Verinder fam-
ily treasure, the moonstone of the
title, has gone missing, and Rachel
Verinder not only accuses Franklin
of stealing it, I saw you take it she
says, with my own eyes.
By the time hed come to The
Moonstone, Collins had learned well
the value of visions of the same event
seen through differing perspectives,
at the same time leaving the matter to
his readers to assess game points for
reliability. What, after all, is a reliable
narrator? Whom do readers trust and
how much? What elephants are being
shoved under convenient rugs?
In her third novel, Gone Girl, from
Crown, Gillian Flynn one-ups her
previous works and Wilkie Collins
with an intriguing study of a mar-
riage, big town versus small town,
and a dazzling dance of reliable ver-
sus unreliable narrator.
The set-up is immediate and clean.
Today is the fifth wedding anniver-
sary of Nick and Amy Dunne. Amy is
already making Nicks favorite break-
fast crepes. Nick is thinking what to
get her for a present and where to
make reservations for dinner later that
night.
When I think of my wife, Nick
Dunne tells us straight off, I always
think of her head. The shape of it, to
begin with. The very first time I saw
her, it was the back of the head I saw,
and there was something lovely about
it, the angles of it.
The next chapter sets the format in
place; it is a diary entry from Amy,
dated back in early January of 2005.
Tra and la! I am smiling a big adopt-
ed-orphan smile as I write this. I am
embarrassed at how happy I am I
met a boy! Of course the boy is Nick.
Now Nick and Amy are married, and
we have some tangible background
on how it is they have come from
Manhattan to this small Missouri
town on the Mississippi River. How
and why theyve come, and what the
effects are on each Nick through
his observation of the present, Amys
diary notes, describing the events
before she is gone.
Until the recent financial bubble
burst, Nick was a successful maga-
zine journalist. Amy was among other
things, a trust fund baby, daughter
of an highly successful husband-wife
psychologist-writing team whod pro-
duced a series of books in which their
Amy was the lead character. Now,
Nick is jobless, co-owner of a bar with
his twin sister, Margo. The bar was
paid for by Amy, who at the time had
close to three-quarters of a million
dollars.
Nicks father, with whom he
has never enjoyed a close relation-
ship, is in a care facility, the victim
of encroaching Alzheimers. Nicks
mother, diagnosed with Stage 4 can-
cer, has recently died.
After a phone call from a neighbor,
who notices unusual activity at Nick
and Amys home, and a subsequent
series of unanswered calls to Amys
cell phone, Nick decides to check.
She wasnt on the water, she wasnt
in the house. Amy was not there. Amy
was gone.
That was page 24; there are 375
pages left in which the onion of
character is peeled and the intrigu-
ing buffer zone between points of
view is given a thorough workout.
A throwaway cell phone in Nicks
pocket buzzes, but he refuses to
answer it. Because of her drop-dead
beauty and bubbly personality, Amy
has had a history of being objectified
by both male and female hangers-
on. Someone Nick could never stand
proclaims herself to have been Amys
best friend. Several thousand dollars
worth of purchases have been racked
up on credit cards of which Nick
claims no knowledge.
Before it comes to an end, we
have solid dramatic reason to root for
and then against all the major play-
ers, including the cops and significant
individuals in Nick and Amys life.
Gone Girl is a bravura performance
in which style, voice, and dramatic
intensity meet in a compelling traf-
fic collision. Youll have no choice
in the matter; youll be called in as a
witness. MJ
19 26 July 2012 MONTECITO JOURNAL 22 The Voice of the Village
so elegant. But I also love the country-
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A tale of two cities, without a doubt...
Longtime Friends
Former Montecito racing ace Andy
Granatelli has been remembering his
friend of four decades, veteran actor
Ernest Borgnine, who died earlier this
month at the age of 95.
Andy and his wife, Dolly, first
met the Oscar winner at a local
culinary event and they became fast
friends.
To know him was to love him,
says Andy. He always had time for
the little guy. He was quite happy to
sign a thousand autographs, whether
it was for the president or a janitor.
He was the most down to earth
celebrity you could meet. A regular
John Doe. Friendly, happy go lucky,
good natured.
Ernie, as he liked to be called, vis-
ited the Indianapolis 500 a number
of times with the Granatellis and also
stayed at Andys vacation home at
Casa de Campo in the Dominican
Republic, holiday retreat for top fash-
ion designer Oscar de la Renta, and
the site of Michael Jacksons marriage
to Lisa Marie Presley.
I used to see him once a month and
wed have dinner together. We loved
each other. The last time was about
a month ago and he promised hed
come up from Beverly Hills for my
ninetieth birthday party next March.
Sadly, it was not to be...
Bunch of Beauties
Santa Barbara Polo Club hosted a
bevy of beauty queens, part of a Polo
and Pageantry in Paradise event.
Fifty contestants, including
Miss Santa Monica and Miss Teen
California, sashayed around the
grounds, while Natalie Pack, Miss
California, and Brook Lee, a former
Miss Universe, presented trophies to
the winning teams.
Maureen Atwell, brand consultant
for the Miss Universe organization,
which is owned by New York tycoon
Donald Trump, describes the event as
a turbo boost on debutante schools
for girls.
Actress Chelsie Hightower of
ABCs hit show, Dancing With the Stars,
actor David DeLuise of The Wizards
of Waverly Place and choreographer
Suri Serano added to the celebrity
quotient, with more to come as the
Carpinteria clubs high goal season,
with the worlds number one player,
Adolfo Cambiaso, ramps up...
Silver Screen Bash
It was lights, cameras and lots
of action when the Santa Barbara
International Film Festival hosted its
fourth annual Silver Screen Bash at
the QAD campus in Summerland for
the first time.
Nearly 700 guests attended the boffo
beano, sponsored by lynda.com and
emceed by KEYT-TV anchor Shirin
Rajaee and meteorologist Alan Rose,
raising more than $30,000 for free
childrens education and community
outreach programs.
We wanted to charge it up a
bit, says fest board member David
Edelman. Its a great locale and
everybody attending loves film and
the citys festival celebrating it. The
perfect combination!
Faux snapperazzi shot the guests as
they arrived on the red carpet, includ-
ing SBIFF executive director Roger
Durling, Mindy Denson, Chuck and
Margarita Lande, Chris Lancashire,
Janet Garufis, Mary Beth Larkin,
Mary Ellen Tiffany, Merryl Brown,
and Lois Rosen.
Everybody was clearly ready for
their close-ups!...
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SHERIFFS
BLOTTER
heard by the Board of Supervisors on
August 21.
Verizon snubbed this board and
the community, said Mike Dobreski,
an education consultant and a mem-
ber of the church, located directly
across the street from the proposed
antenna site. What we are asking for
is for you to side with this community,
side with the children, and side with
the adults who live here, he asked
the board. While the projects appeal
was not listed as a consent item on
the MA boards agenda, the Land Use
Committee will discuss the issue at
next months meeting.
The proposed wireless facility
includes the installation and opera-
tion of nine panel antennas, to be
located on a Spanish-style switch sta-
tion building that already exists at
512 Santa Angela Lane. The antennas
will be mounted behind a parapet
wall near Cingular Wireless anten-
nas that already exist on the building.
According to county staff, the project
will increase cellular service in the
area; Verizon Wireless current lease
on the QAD property in Summerland
expires next month.
The 30-page appeal calls into ques-
tion Verizon Wireless need to locate
the antennas on the site, which is
located in close proximity to the pre-
school. Sarah Eglin, who lives and
works on the churchs grounds, told
the MA board that Verizon had looked
into other possible sites, including on
the Montecito Water District property,
but the Santa Angela Lane property
was the least expensive. Why not err
on the side of being conservative on
whether it is safe or not? Why not look
at other sites away from a preschool?
she said.
Along with opposition letters from
residents, the appeal contains two let-
ters from environmental consultant
Cindy Sage, who says the electro-
magnetic field at the site is off the
charts. Local government is not per-
mitted to deny a project based on
EMF issues; the FCC regulates radio-
frequency emissions for such proj-
ects, and Verizon Wireless has sub-
mitted a study showing the project
complies with the FCCs standards.
The Montecito Planning Commission
agreed that the project has little visual
impact on the surrounding area.
The MA board suggested to the
group of residents that they attend
next weeks MPC meeting, to voice
their concerns during the public com-
ment period.
Montecito Fire District
Latest
At last weeks Montecito
Association meeting, Fire Chief Chip
Hickman reported that candidates
interested in applying for a position
on the Montecito Fire District Board
of Directors can find a filing guide
online at montecitofire.com. The
application is due before August 10.
In November, a measure will be on
the general election ballot to increase
the number of board members from
three to five.
There are a number of things you
can do with a five-member board,
and a plethora of things you cant do
with three of us, said MFPD board
member Dana Newquist. He said
having so few board members makes
it impossible to have special commit-
tees, including a finance committee,
due to the fact that two board mem-
bers represent a quorum.
The Montecito Association will take
formal action on the board member
increase at next months meeting.
Ordinance
Amendments on
Special Events
Next week, Montecito Planning
Commission will take action on
advising the Board of Supervisors
whether or not to adopt provisions in
Montecitos Land Use Development
Codes regarding special events at pri-
vate homes.
The intent of the ordinance
amendments is to close a loophole
that allows for commercial, short-
term rental of properties for large
events and weddings. The amend-
ment would require permitting for
such events, but would not affect
charitable events or familial wed-
dings.
The MA board voted to send a let-
ter to MPC, commenting on the ordi-
nance language and suggesting that
the County add more meaningful
penalties to policy violators.
Montecito
Rotary news
Murray Ray has been elected presi-
dent of the Rotary Club of Montecito
2012-2013. The club began in 1953,
is the only service club in Montecito,
and celebrates its 60th anniversary on
next February.
Mr. Ray has been a member of
Montecito Rotary for thirteen
years, formally a charter member
of Glenhaven Rotary Club, Sydney,
Australia. Mr. Ray has a Science
Degree, majoring in Mathematics
and Statistics from the University
of Western Australia. He has also
completed the advanced manage-
ment programs at the Australian
Management College, Mt Eliza and
the University of Hawaii. He has
been employed by QAD Inc. for
sixteen years and is presently Senior
Vice President and Chief People
Officer.
Serving with Mr. Ray on the
Rotary of Montecitos board of direc-
tors are John Glanville (president-
elect), Rosslyn Ray (secretary), Phil
Palmquist (treasurer), Carolyn Brown
(past president), Aaron Clark, Mark
Magid, Robert Mislang and Lynda
Nahra.
Rotary Club of Montecito meets
every Tuesday for lunch at the
Montecito Country Club. For further
information, please call Les Esposito
at 963-7339. MJ
Murray Ray,
Montecito
Rotarys new
president
Montecito
Fire Chief
Chip Hickman
reports to the
Montecito
Association
board that
Montecito
residents inter-
ested in apply-
ing for the
MFPD board of
directors must
do so before
August 10
Burglary on Butterfly Lane
Friday, 13 July, 9:36 pm Deputy Maupin responded to a home on Butterfly
Lane for report of a burglary. The owner of the home said he had left that morn-
ing for work. He made an appointment with a local cable company to do some
work at his home, and had arranged for his two house cleaners to be present
when the cable technician was in the home. When the owner arrived home, he
found his iPad was missing from the kitchen. When he questioned the house
cleaners, they said they had left the home before the technician left. The deputy
made several attempts to call the technician and question him; there was no
response. The incident was forwarded to detectives.
Incident on East Mountain
Tuesday, 10 July, 4:47 pm Deputy McFarlin was dispatched to assist Montecito
Fire and AMR paramedics with an intoxicated male on East Mountain Drive.
The man was intoxicated and making statements that he was planning on com-
mitting suicide. The mans family was there, trying to get the man to agree to go
to Cottage Hospital for psychiatric treatment. Eventually, the man agreed to get
in the ambulance to go to the hospital. As the deputy was following behind the
ambulance, it suddenly stopped, and the AMR paramedic waved the deputy
down. The deputy ran to the ambulance, and saw two paramedics struggling
with the subject. The deputy placed his handcuffs on the man to restrain him.
An incident report was filed.
Burglary at Cold Spring Trailhead
Monday, 9 July, 9:44 am Deputy Gallaher responded to 900 East Mountain
Road for a report of a theft from vehicle. The victim said she parked at the trail
head about 8:45 am; when she returned she found her vehicles window was
smashed and her purse was missing. Her purse contained her phone, several
credit cards and $800 in cash, which she was planning to deposit later in the
day. About three hours later, the victim found her credit cards had been used
online. A report was taken.
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students from kindergarten through
eighth grade, is known for its strong
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high school and their fnal college choices.
Congratulations Crane Class of 2008
Coming & Going
by James Buckley
One More Chance
A
n event took place Sunday,
Monday, and Tuesday, July
1, 2, and 3 in Godric Groves
outdoor amphitheater at Elings Park
that anyone within driving distance
should not have missed, and that was
the remarkable production of Thornton
Wilders Pulitzer Prize winning play,
Our Town. It was directed by former
Cheers writer-executive producer
Cheri Steinkellner and performed by
a dizzying array of superlative young
talent.
I didnt get a chance to write about it
after its brief run (although we did run
a feature piece on it beforehand), but
we received a note recently from the
productions co-producer (along with
Carolyn Ross), Jessica Hambright,
informing us that there was one and
only one more chance for anyone
who missed it to experience Our Town
in the great outdoors at Elings Park.
Due to our success (no doubt a
testament to the Montecito Journals
article), Jessica writes vie email, we
have decided to put on an encore
performance of Our Town! It's a one-
night-only event, she continues,
and there were so many people who
were bummed they missed it, so we
want to let them know!
The date is Wednesday, July 25,
beginning at 6 pm. The place is Godric
Grove at Elings Park. Remember: it
is outdoors so dont forget a sweater
and perhaps even a blanket. You are
encouraged to bring a picnic and enjoy
this moving, funny, sad, poignant play
with friends and neighbors.
Our Town isnt a sad play by any
stretch, but there is some sadness in
it, particularly near the end when the
heartbreaking loss of a boys first love
tears the heart muscles of even the
most steely audience member. There
is time, however, to dry those eyes
before the sun goes down and the
effect is one of a good, satisfying, old-
fashioned cry. The residual effect will
reverberate for a long time afterwards.
The Directors Note on the one-page
playbill is the first indication that you
are in for something special:
Instead of reading another note from
another director, please take the next min-
ute or two to notice
Notice our community in its bigness
down there, and closeness up here.
Notice that tree onstage. And the dirt
and the boulders.
Notice the birds providing background
music for todays performance.
And the breeze. And the light as it
changes and softens.
And the sun as it goes down and cools.
Notice all the things that only you
would notice.
Now save all that for a little bit.
By the end of the third act, itll be com-
pletely different.
The effervescent cast: Albee
Rothman, Emma Steinkellner
(Cheris daughter and a brassy pres-
ence who seems destined for a film-
stage career), Clayton Barry (song-
writer Jeff Barrys son and another
natural), Xeni Tziouvaras, Addison
Clarke (the young lady who tears the
heart out of your breastplate), Phillip
Hodgson, Ray Cothern (the charis-
matic star in this years Dos Pueblos
production of Tarzan), Allison Lewis,
Kevin Herald, Abi Savage, Evan Bell,
Cole Petersen, Corinne Ruth, William
Harvey, Sofia Ross, Cameron Wells,
and Nanda Douglas.
Weve singled out some of the
standouts, but really, the play works
because everybody works well togeth-
er. This production flows like a relent-
less tide as characters drift in and out
on the sea of life.
Go. You will be uplifted.
Tickets are $15 and available at Elings
Park (signage will direct you) or online
at: brownpapertickets.com. MJ
Allison Lewis, Xeni Tziouvaras, and Corinne Ruth
as Mrs. Gibbs, Mrs. Webb, and Mrs. Soames gos-
siping after choir practice in Act One of Our Town
(photo by: Emilio Madrid-Kuser)
Kevin Herald, as George Gibbs, grieves at his
boyhood sweethearts and now late wife Emilys
grave; in the background is Evan Bell and Clayton
Barry, grieving neighbor and father (photo by:
Emilio Madrid-Kuser)
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19 26 July 2012 MONTECITO JOURNAL 26 The Voice of the Village
Music Academy
of the West
Sisterly Love
by Steven Libowitz
C
ellist Ahyoung Julia Choi
and violinist Yunyoung
Jennifer Choi not only are
the frst siblings ever to win a coveted
slot on Music Academy of the Wests
Concerto Night, theyre also the
frst sisters ever to perform together
at the summer festival. The Chois,
who were born in Seoul, Korea, both
began playing at age 5, were accepted
to Juilliards Pre-College Division
as pre-teens, and are currently
undergraduates at the prestigious
conservatory.
Now theyre both also Concerto
Competition winners at MAW, where
theyll perform the first movement of
Brahms rarely heard Double Concerto
for Violin and Cello in A Minor, Op.
102, the composers final work for
orchestra. Separately, you can see Julia
in the special string quartet concert on
July 27, and Jennifer in the Brahms
piano quintet at the Chamber Music
Marathon on July 28. We caught up
with Julia, 20, and Jennifer, 18, on
a break on the new patio outside
Weinman Hall. As you might expect
from such siblings, they finish each
others sentences.
Q. Are your parents musicians? You
started young did they force you to
play?
Julia: Our mom is a pianist. She
started us both on our instruments
Shes not as bad as a tiger mom, but
she pushed us a lot when we were
younger and now that we look back
on it
Jennifer: Were very grateful.
Have you always done lots of things
together?
Julia: Were really close, so we do
everything together. Weve always
been there for each other.
Jennifer: We go to the same school,
live in the same house.
Julia: A lot of our friends have come
here and
Jennifer: They recommended this
program to us. Were really excited.
So what would have happened if only
one of you had got in? Would you have
come?
(Both laugh) Jennifer: Yeah. It
would have been, Im going to Santa
Barbara and youre not.
Julia: That would have been bad.
And actually we were worried for a
moment, because we found out that
we got in on different days. We didnt
realize there wasnt one date for that.
What can you tell me about the Brahms
double concerto? I know it was met with
mixed reviews when it came out.
Jennifer: Its amazing, and very
complicated. And theres a lot of heart.
Julia: Its been a lot of work. It
requires a lot of ensemble work. It has
chamber music, orchestra and solo
incorporated in one piece. Its difficult
but its fun.
Jennifer: Weve been wanting to do
the piece for a while, but never had a
chance to because its not a piece you
normally learn for your repertoire.
But it was perfect for here, because we
wanted to win the competition. And
its a good piece to work on during the
summer when you have some time.
Julia: Its very romantic and every-
thing is so lush. Its big and grand
and the orchestra is big, too Some
people dont like it, but
Jennifer: We both love it. That helps
a lot. Were very excited to play it
Wed love to have the opportunity to
play the whole thing somewhere.
Which brings up the question of what
happens after youre done with school. Do
you think youll be able to play together?
Jennifer: We both love chamber
music, especially piano quintets.
Were doing a group next year togeth-
er at Julliard.
Julia: But we have to keep all our
options open because the classical
music world is more and more dif-
ficult.