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Getting a Fix
Butuntilthatdrug isapproved,
Romereim and Hinshaw agree
that the biggest
issue is how easy
it can be to get
diagnosed with
ADHD and, along
with the diagnosis,
get a prescription
for a stimulant
m e d i c a t i o n .
Hinshaw says
he knows some
doctors give
people ashorttest,
sometimes as brief
as 15 minutes, and
that downsizing
thediagnosiscausesfalsepositives
andfalse negatives.
Both doctors agree an ADHD
testneedstohave diagnosticand
personal evaluations, where the
patients history is examined and
soughtfromothers,suchasparents,
whohave anunderstanding of the
childs long-term patterns. At UC-
Berkeley, Hinshaw says, the ADHD
testiseightto10 hourslong.
At the University of Kansas, the
Counseling and Psychological
Services Center does ADHD
testing. CAPS clinician Dr. John
Wade says the tests require three
to fve sessions (one 50-minute
session per week) with a CAPS
If you get more
[Adderall] than
you need, you can
get depressed,
irritable, manic and
even psychotic.
Mark Romereim,
founder of Wichitas
Attention Clinic
Side effeCtS of
AdderAll
Lossof appetite
Weightloss
Insomnia
Headache
Dizziness
Nervousness
Irritability
Drymouth
Nausea
Feelings of suspicion
andparanoia
Source: www.add-
adhd-help-center.com
PreSCriPtioN
AMPHetAMiNeS
Adderall
Benzedrine
Bephetamine
Dexedrine
Obetrol
Durophet
Source: San Diego
Reference Laboratory,
http://sdrl.com
clinician. But before meeting with a
clinician, the patient must return a packet
of information to CAPS that includes a self-
report, a survey with someone who currently
knows the person well and information about
the patients formative years provided by
the parents. CAPS also requires elementary,
middle and high school transcripts. The rest of
the process includes a personality assessment
test and clinical evaluations.
At Watkins Health Center students who
want to get an old stimulant prescription
renewed, or who bring in a diagnosis and
want a new prescription entirely, must provide
proof of a full evaluation, Dr. Myra Strother
says.
If I see a student who comes in with just
a prescription from a family doctor, I will not
give them medication, Strother says.
For those students looking for a study
stimulant who dont want to go through
the process of getting a prescription, there
is always another way, as in Sarahs case. Her
roommate, who was diagnosed with ADHD
and had prescriptions for Ritalin and Adderall
was generous with her medication and rarely
took all of her prescribed amount (Which
Hinshaw says is quite normal for ADHD
patients).
She would give me handfuls, Sarah
remembers.
Amber, Overland Park sophomore, took
Adderall she got from friends occasionally
her frst semester at the University as well. But
before the start of her second semester, she was
tested for and diagnosed with ADHD. According
to her prescription, Amber is supposed to take
one 30-milligram pill every morning and one
20-milligram pill every afternoon. Because the
severity of ADHD varies from person to person,
each ADHD patients prescription is different.
Amber says she doesnt usually take her
prescribed dosage and never uses her entire
prescription in one month. She usually gives
about 10 pills to friends every month, and
sometimes sells them as well. Selling, though,
is a rarity. Amber says $5 is the most shes ever
made on one pill, and shes only made about
$30 altogether since she started flling her
prescription.
To Amber, giving away medication is simply
a way of helping out her friends. To the federal
government, however, its a felony. Because
Adderall is an amphetamine, it is in the same
regulatory category as cocaine and selling
it is a class B felony, the same as distributing
methamphetamine.In April 2005,a University of
Oregon student was arrested for selling legally
obtained Adderall and dextroamphetamine
sulfate out of his dorm room.
A Prescription Drug World
Sarahs frst experience with stimulants was
in eighth grade, when a friend with ADHD
who didnt like to take all her medication gave
Sarah Adderall to get rid of
the extra pills in her bottle.
After that, Sarah continued
to take Adderall occasionally
throughout high school. Once
she got to the University and
realized her roommate had
excess Concerta, Sarah would
occasionally ask for some pills.
Throughout her frst year at
the University, Sarah would
sometimes take Concerta
as often as every other day,
sometimes as infrequently as
every other week.
Sarahs habits are part of a
growing trend of prescription
drug abuse nationwide. In 2003, the National
Center on Addiction and Substance Abuse
reported that 15.1 million Americans abused
prescription drugs, up from 7.8 million in 1992.
The three-year study also found that from 1992
to 2003, prescription drug abuse grew two
times faster than the rate of marijuana abuse,
fve times faster than cocaine abuse and 60
times faster than heroin abuse.
The Center also performed a search for Web
sites where a person can buy prescription
medication without actually having a
prescription. In a one-week window the study
found 495 sites advertising prescription drug
sales. Only six percent of the sites required a
prescription to purchase medication, meaning
anyone with a credit card and a mailing address
has access to drugs like Adderall, Concerta,
OxyContin and Xanax, among others.
Ive had people come and tell me that
before they came to see me they got Ritalin
online from Pakistan and Valium online from
Mexico, Romereim says. People dont even
think its dangerous. I think its very foolish. I
think it is an ignorance issue.
The Adderall Advantage
But why go to all this
trouble in the frst place?
Does it really improve your
grades that much? Sarah
says in certain subjects, such
as math, stimulants made
a difference. In others, she
couldnt really tell. Out of 28
students surveyed informally
in a math class, 13 said they
have used a prescription
stimulant without a
prescription, 11 said they had
not and fve said they used it
with a prescription.
Of the 13 who had taken a stimulant without
a prescription, eight said they thought it helped
them get better grades and fve said it didnt
make a difference.
Amber says at least 30, maybe more, of her
friends use Adderall. She agrees with Sarah that
taking it with or without a prescription is only
dangerous if you take too much. Amber says
she once took 60-milligrams to study for a big
test and the dosage caused her to throw up.
She says she has seen the same effect in others
who have taken too much.
Sarah says that when she took Concerta she
often wouldnt sleep for 48 hours or eat for a
day and a half. But Sarah says the negative side
effects were worth the hours of concentration
one Concerta pill could provide.
Amber says stimulants defnitely helped her
her GPA went from 2.38 her frst semester
before being diagnosed with ADHD to 2.88
after she began taking Adderall to help her
focus.
For Amber, the use is clearly justifed. But
are those who dont really need stimulants,
like Sarah, and take them just to get ahead
cheating?
According to a nationwide survey of about
11,000 college students published in the
January 2005 issue of the journal Addiction,
colleges with higher admission standards have
the highest rate of prescription drug abuse
up to 25 percent.
Its cheating in the same way that when
I was in college, kids took speed, or its like
taking caffeine to stay alert, Romereim says.
Its illegal and dangerous, but its not on the
level of plagiarism.
Ultimately, students like Sarah will keep
the stimulant trend alive. She doesnt have a
problem taking them, and hasnt taken them
this year simply because they arent as readily
available to her now. She doesnt think there is
any real danger in using stimulants as a study
aide, an opinion Romereim does not share.
The goal for treating people with ADHD is
not to make them superhuman, its meant to
make them normal, he says. For people who
dont have ADHD, (the drugs are) being used
very improperly.
12
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CONTINUED FROM PAGE 11
HOW AMPHETAMINES WORK
When you are stressed or threatened,
your body reacts with the fght-or-fight
response: physical changes that prime
your body for an emergency situation.
Amphetamines artifcially produce the
fght-or-fight response. Glands release
adrenalin and other stress hormones
into your bloodstream. Your heart rate
and blood pressure increase. Blood fow
is directed from your abdomen to your
muscles.
Source: betterhealth.vic.gov
Te goal for
treating people
with ADHD is
not to make them
super-human,
its to make them
normal.
Mark Romereim
The brain of a person diagnosed with ADD
shows considerably more activity when Ad-
derall is taken than when it is not. These im-
ages were taken while the person was doing
an activity that required concentration.
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2
freShman
guard
micah
downS
leaveS the
Ku menS
baSKetball
team.
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before him, Downs
said roommate Russell
Robinsons constant
barrage of wet willies,
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horses led to his transfer.
3
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account.
InTellIgenT deSIgn
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leCTure AT THe lIed
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Biology 101 students in attendance
pleased to discover all scientifc
questions can be answered with a sigh
and a simple,Because God says so.
7
hamaS
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the paleStinian
authority.
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voters were shocked to
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conquests; vows to do
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the difference.
CANADIAN VOtERS
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10
Chris Raine and Dave Ruigh
tHE DAIlY pUzzlE SUDOkU RISES IN
pOpUlARItY.
Remember when 1984 was
considered a work of fction, not
an accurate portrayal of life in the
modern American dystopia? Ah,
those were the days.
Actor
chris
Penn
dies.
Moviegoers
expressed shock,
despair after
realizing it wasnt
Sean Penn.
02.02.2006 JAYPLAY 13
nOTICe
Brian Bratichak
BITCH
+
moan
Jessica: I dont see what there is to be
confused about. Shes horny and using your
cuddling as foreplay. Once the porns over,
shes been romanced by your cuddling and
sexed up by the porn enough to make for
one sweet fantasy. Too bad youre not a part
of the end result. Shes using you, Nate. Find
someone else to watch porn with, someone
wholl be more interested in you than her
own hand.
Brian: She just wants to have power over you,
Nate. She knows that she can turn you on
really quick, then kick you out and you can
do nothing about it. So heres all you need to
do: Put in a porno again, and this time, about
two minutes into it, take your pants off and
just start going at it with yourself. Dont stop
for anything until you are fully satisfed. Then
clean up using one of her hand towels and
leave before she can object. Thatll teach her
to treat you like her own personal bitch.
This girl shows inTeresT in me one momenT, sTarTs To cuddle wiTh me,
lies in bed wiTh me, Then The nexT minuTe she Turns off The swiTch and
leaves me confused as hell. we waTch a porno TogeTher and Then
she kicks me ouT so she can go masTurbaTe. wTf? should i jusT go for
iT and geT kicked in The balls, or conTinue geTTing Teased like none
oTher? naTe, freshman
Brian: The more the
merrier! Why dont you
start out with three, then
add a new girl every week.
Every once in a while
bring in a guy to keep
the girls satisfed. You
could try to get into the
Guinness Book of World
Records. If that fails, you
would surely live for all
time in KU lore. Women
will be all over you and
guys will want to be you.
Youll be like James Bond,
only with fewer gadgets.
Jessica: For your sake,
please dont listen to
the slut above. Have
some decency and treat
your ex and her friends
with respect. Yeah, they
may love to make out
with each other for
money at parties, but
the truth is, they want to
be respected. Really. So
dont ask for threesomes
or foursomes unless
youve got a fat wad of
cash, unlimited Jell-O
shots and a video camera
that wont make their
asses look fat.
If my ex hooked me
up wIth both of
her best frIends,
do you thInk I
should ask her
If we could have
a threesome, or
maybe even a
foursome? marc,
sophomore
Jessica: I want a bad boy. You
want a bad boy? I want a boy so
bad he wears a mask! A villain!
My favorite comedian, Dane
Cook, talks about women loving
bad boys. Its actually a load of
crap. Women who want bad
boys are really only wanting
them for the image they
portray: Rugged. Handsome.
Exciting. Rebellious. James
Dean. In reality, women want
to be treated well and most
girls in relationships are with
nice guys. You may only think
theyre assholes because the
only time they talk about their
boyfriend is when hes being
an asshole. The truth is, most
girls dont date assholes. They
date nice guys, and nice guys
can occasionally just act like
assholes just like all girls can
act like bitches. If you think the
problem is how nice you are,
think again. Maybe they dont
want to date you because your
breath smells like tuna or they
think you have ulterior motives.
I recommend sticking to being
the nice guy that you are and
waiting for another nice girl with
the same problemTuna breath.
Brian: You and I have
something in common, Alan:
we both get screwed over by
women. All you ever hear about
as a guy is how women want
the nice guy (see above rant)
and how they want him to do
sweet things, etc. Its a load of
crap. No matter what you do,
women will always bitch about
not getting enough. If you buy
them fowers once a week,
they want it twice. You go see
a chick fick every few movies;
they want it every time. You
have sex with her once while
youre dressed up as a clown;
she wants Bozo every night.
Basically, when you try to do
something to set you apart from
every other guy, it automatically
becomes expected. So heres
my real advice: Do the exact
opposite of everything you ever
thought you should do for a
girl. Go on a date with her and
forget your money, pick her up
an hour late, call an ex in the
middle of dinner, then at the
end of the night, just assume
youre going back to her place
to get it on. If she doesnt like it,
then youre in the same place as
you were being a nice guy. If she
likes it, youre golden. And dont
forget to repeat my double-
meaning motto all night:Screw
women!
I dont understand. Im the nIcest guy to every
person I meet, but Im startIng to belIeve that
nIce guys really do fInIsh last. does the asshole
always have to get the gIrl? should I be the
asshole and fInIsh strong, or should I keep
beIng the nIce guy and fInIsh wIth whatever Is
last? alan, sophomore
Jessica Crowder
Please send your
questions to
bitch@kansan.com
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JAYPLAY 02.02.2006
by Charissa Young
Music inspires
artists performance
and assembly-like
production
CRITICISM: People try to read too much into my
art. Accept what it is a different way to think. Its
product-like. I make it like I was making hamburgers
or worked in a bakery. Its done at that moment, fresh
for your purchase.
IPODS: Im a big fan of radio. Ill get an iPod one
day, but Im leery of only listening to my own music
choices. I like the spontaneity of radio.
TODAYS MUSIC: I know a lot of critics dont like
them, but I really like the Darknesss new album. Its
funny because its a spoof of the era of music I used to
be forced to listen to as a kid.
STEVE KEENE ON...
Like a maestro feverishly
waving his baton to direct the
music, Steve Keene orchestrates
his own art with a quick
paintbrush and gallons upon
gallons of Utrecht house paint.
Keene, a 48-year-old painter
from New York, is living in
Lawrence as an artist-in-
residence at the University,
painting live Monday through
Friday in the Kansas Union art
gallery until February 14.
Images of the 70s rock
band Blondie appear in thickly
brush-stroked paintings in
Keenes portfolio. Interwoven
throughout his collection
is album art he created for
cult-favorite band Pavement,
underlining a strong infuence in
Keenes work: music. His vibrant,
exuberant paintings, like music,
travel to the farthest corners of
the globe from the Moore
College of Art in Philadelphia to
the Museum Ludwig in Cologne,
Germany.
While attending Yale
University to study printmaking,
Keene worked as a radio DJ
and met guitarist and singer
Steven Malkmus of Pavement.
Keene began collaborating with
Malkmus and other musicians,
including Dave Matthews Band,
painting album art, video and
stage sets and posters.
In 1998, Andy Dierks, then
a KU student but now KJHK
general manager, attended a
Pavement and Apples in Stereo
show at Liberty Hall where he
purchased his frst work by
Keene. Later, Dierks purchased
three more paintings for $45
on Keenes Web site, www.
stevekeene.com, and was
pleasantly surprised when
nine paintings arrived at his
doorstep instead. I could even
smell the fresh paint as soon as
I opened the package, Dierks
says. Four of these paintings
are proudly displayed in Dierks
offce where Megan Wesley, last
years Student Union Activities
Cultural Arts Coordinator,
initially noticed them and got
the ball rolling to bring Keene
to campus.
David Cateforis, professor
of art history, says that Keenes
involvement with rock music
seems consistent with his effort
to reach the masses. Keene is
playing partly to the insiders
art-world elite. On the other
hand, his art is very populist
in orientation, so its more like
street art being made for the
masses.
The day after Keene arrived
in Kansas, he purchased 100
sheets of thin plywood, the
equivalent of an 8-by-400-foot
painting.
To make his art, Keene cuts
the plywood to make smaller
panels. He creates multiples of
the same image, though each
is unique because it is hand-
painted. The panels combined
create his envisioned large-
scale piece.
Keene churns out 100
paintings a day and admits that
the 8- to 10-hour workdays are
stressful, but he doesnt worry
if the product is bad or good.
Its like playing a game you
cant redo. You just do another,
Keene says.
Though Keene doesnt have
the rock star ego, he certainly
lives the lifestyle, traveling
around the world performing.
And for Keene, the performance
is as important to his art as the
end product he creates. Its as
if Im a musician performing for
an audience. Theres a craft in
traveling around and adapting
to different situations. You think
about how you can animate
different spaces, Keene says.
But I dont talk to people while
Im working. Im polite, but
its like Im working on stage
playing an instrument. You
dont talk to the audience while
youre creating your art.
Even more remarkable than
the scale and spontaneity of
his art is the cost to purchase
it. Keene is selling his original
works for $5 per painting.
Smaller pieces brought from
his Brooklyn studio run even
cheaper: 3 for $5. Keene said
that because his art is so cheap,
people think of them as informal
trading cards. You buy a few,
and if you move, you may leave
them, take them with you, or
give them to a friend. My art is
dispersed to the world in many
different ways, Keene says.
Michelle Tran, current SUA
Cultural Arts Coordinator and
Derby junior, says, Sometimes
you go to a gallery to see a
beautiful piece of artwork, but
its too expensive to purchase.
With Keene, you can take a little
bit of his art home with you like
a souvenir from a show.
Keene has created at least
175,000 paintings over the past
14 years. His philosophy echoes
that magnitude of energy.
How do you make big art in
the world?Keene asks.You just
dont stop.
02.02.2006 JAYPLAY 15
OUT
en masse
$5 masterpieces
SEE STEVE KEENE
paiNT liVE
9 a.m. to 4:30 p.m.
Monday through
until February 14,
Kansas Union Gallery,
fourth floor
KIT LEFFLER
Steve Keene paints in the Kansas Union lobby.
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GregoryMaguire, believe
itornot, keepsputtingout
qualitynovelsevenafterthe
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callingitagimmickisto
twistfairytalesaround. With
Mirror, Mirror, thefairytellin
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White.
Unlike the fctional Oz laid
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for this novel. The backdrop is
theTuscancountrysideinearly
16
th
century. Bianca, our Snow
White, livesontheestateofher
widowerfather. Oneday, Cesare
and Lucrezia Borgia (actual
historical fgures Cesare is
the basis for Machiavellis The
Prince) come calling. Cesare
needsBiancasfathertogoona
missionaryexpeditiontofnda
religiousrelic, andBiancaisleft
in the care of Lucrezia. When
Lucrezialearnsofherbrothers
interestinBiancasheturnsinto
thewickedstepmother.
Lucreziahiresahuntertokill
Biancainthewoods, but, inthe
usual fashion, her life is spared
and she eventually encounters
the dwarves of the fairy tale,
who have a talent for creating
mirrors. The fairy tale is then
lefttoplayout.
Religious metaphors play a
strong part in this novel. The
religious relic Biancas father
is sent after is an apple from
the BiblicalTree of Knowledge,
and, ofcourse, theapplefgures
prominentlyintheoriginalfairy
tale. It also seems no accident
thatthehistoricalcontextofthe
story is an Italy that is gripped
on one end by the Catholic
Church, and on the other by
old world superstitions. Both
sides, Maguireargues, dealwith
hypocrisyandcorruption. Both
sides, for example, are leery of
mirrors (another throwback
to the fairy tale). Savonarola,
a monk who tossed mirrors in
bonfres, saying they caused
vanity, isoftenreferencedinthe
novel. The novel also cheekily
reminds us that Savonarola
was executed as a heretic by
theChurch.
Maguire could have tossed
any number of statements in
this novel, all of which would
have been worthless had the
novel not been readable. The
pace is quick, the characters,
especially the estates cook,
likeableandthestylefuid. The
greater role of religion isnt
understood completely until
the novel is over; the reader
isnt knocked upside the head
with it. Maguire has produced
anothergreatnovel.
Author: Gregory Maguire
Publisher: Regan Books
Price: $14.95
Available in Paperback
KelseyHayes
Mirror, Mirror
The New World, written and
directed by Terrence Malick,
is a retelling of the story of
Pocahontas. Im not convinced
thestoryneededtoberetold.
Qorianka Kilcher, as
Pocahontas, playsherpartwith
dignity and energy. You would
think shed been wearing
animal skins her whole life.
Her leading men do just fne,
but they dont have much to
do. John Smith (Colin Farrell)
spends most of the movie
looking either worshipful or
anguished. Christian Bale, who
plays playing the saintly John
Rolfe, alternates between
amusedandconcerned.
If you dont mind the fashy
editing, the flm is a pleasure
to look at. Unfortunately, the
pretty pictures eventually talk,
and the silences are broken
by voice-over. In hushed
narration, John Smith tells
us of his consuming love for
Pocahontas, his admiration
for the Powhatan people and
his dreams of shared wealth
and shared work a true
commonwealthforallpeople.
Theeffectisabitsubtlerthan
if John Lennons Imagine
playedoverthescenes.
Both the new world and
the old one are rich in detail.
The contrast between the
two is a better advertisement
for the Powhatan way of life
than any words Malick could
have written. Compared to
life in Pocahontass village,
17
th
-century England seems
over-crowded and absurdly
complicated.
Interesting as they are,
images can only carry the flm
sofar. Thismovieissuperfuous.
WiththeexceptionofQorianka
Kilcher herself, there is simply
nothingnewinThe New World.
PG-13, 135 minutes
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Te New World
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MOVIE
YoullwishyouweredeadYou'llwanttoleavethetheaterearlyYou'llsay"eh"
You'llravetoeveryonewhoasksYoullhaveareligiousexperience
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WE ARE SCIENTISTS
Inafairworld, popmusicwouldbe
judgedformeresonicquality, or, you
know, artistic merit, or something.
But smart consumers know better.
For a world of gossip magazines,
internet news, and SNL screw-ups,
anything can work within context.
To see Britney Spears embrace her
whoredom, fnally, without that not-
a-girl-not-necessarily-a-woman fuff,
made the orgy that was In the Zone
evengreaterthanitwas.
Butculturalcontextdoesntalways
work to ones advantage. Case in
point: Rosanne Cashs latest offering
drops after the death of her parents:
legends Johnny Cash, stepmother
June Carter Cash, and her mother,
VivianLiberto. Thealbumsfoundation
upon that death and grief is what
makes it so expected, so consistent
and, ultimately, solackluster.
In the tradition of Cash offerings,
everything here is good. Black
Cadillac opens in a post-grunge
crunchofguitarsanddrivingrhythm.
Mariachi horns reference Ring of
Fire. Oceana-infuencedLikeaWave
is pleasant and haunting. Ballads
God is in the Roses andTheWorld
Unseen are
delicate, piano-
driven odes to
grief, death, life,
andhope.
N e v e r
one for overt
senti mental i ty,
Cash now
straddles a thin
line between
originality and
clich. Her lyrics,
attimesarresting
and touching,
can turn to the
dullandmaudlin.
With her grief
still fresh, Cash
has diffculty
distancingherself
fromtheemotionofherfathersdeath,
unable to sift through the mess of
angerandabandonmenttocomeup
withsomethingmusicallyconclusive.
But that rawness occasionally gets
harnessed. Radio Operator is a fne
pieceoffuriouscountry-rock. House
ontheLake isspookyandpoignant,
and gorgeousI Was Watching You,
makes the albums greatest, simplest
pointoflove: transcending-life. These
songsarewhatthealbumcouldhave
beenanotherwisesolidandloving
tribute.
NickConnell
Roseanne Cash
Letsjustgetstraighttothepoint. We Are Scientistsisanother
banddoingthatsamesloppydanceyrockn rollstuffsimilarto
HotHotHeat, FranzFerdinandandTheKillers. Thesameeasy
crowdpleasingstuffweveheardamilliontimes.
Theformulaforthistypeofmusicisincrediblysimple. Finda
fewguys, takethemtoathriftstoretofndretrodressshirts, teach
thedrummertooverplayandhithiscymbalsreallyloud, tellthe
guitarplayertoplayreallyfasthighnotesandencouragetheband
toneverchangedynamics. Workseverytime.
ThroughWithLove andSqualor,WeAreScientistswrite
thesamesongoverandoveragain. Theyemploydirtysounding
guitars, danceybeats, andvocalsthatsoundtheywererecorded
inacave. Theyalsohavefunwritingsuchnonsenselyricsasmy
bodyisyourbody, Iwonttellanybody, ifyouwanttousemybody,
goforit.
TheonebreakfromthetediumisTextbook asongwherethey
actuallyslowdownthetempoabitandgiveitadifferentfeel. Itis
onesongof12thatstoodout.
Soifyourefanofdanceyrockn roll, maybethisistheCDfor
you. ButchancesareyouveheardthisCDbefore, donebya
differentband.
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02.02.2006 JAYPLAY 17
Black Cadillac
WITH LOVE AND SQUALOR
Boobs. Thats the frst word that
springstomindwhenmostpeoplethink
ofthe Dead or Aliveseries. Itsreallytoo
bad, consideringthefrstthreetitleswere
actuallydecentfghtinggames, although
overshadowed by the Tekken and Virtua
Fighter series. Thankfully, with Dead or
Alive 4, Team Ninja has fnally released a
gametocompetewiththebigones. No
punintended.
The story focuses on a small group
of fghters led by the ninja Hayate and
their mission to destroy the DOATEC
organization. Whilethemanualgoesinto
quite a bit of detail regarding the back
story, theactualgameonlyincorporates
it in a few pointless cut scenes during
storymode. (Example: Twogirlsattempt
to buy the same head of lettuce. Fight
ensues). Youwillnotbeplayingthisone
forthestory.
As the frst fghting game to hit the
nextgenerationconsoles, Dead or Alive 4
looksawesome. Thecharactermodelsare
incrediblydetailed, theseries trademark
multi-tieredlevelslookamazingandthe
action moves along at a crisp 60 frames
persecondwithoutahitch.
Alsofeaturedisastaggeringamount
ofgamemodes. Fromthebasicstoryand
time attack modes to the more exciting
team battles and survivor modes, DOA4
has pretty much everything you could
want in a fghting game. Even better is
the games online mode, which features
a distinctive, yet underused, lobby
system in which gamers can socialize
whileawaitingtheirturntoplay.
As for the fghting itself, a number
of small but signifcant improvements
have been made. One of the most
obvious changes is the revised counter
system, which now has a much smaller
time frame, making for a challenging
experience.
If youre a fan of fghting games, you
really should give Dead or Alive 4 a
try. Its big, fun and well-rounded. Pun
intended.
System: X-Box 360
This game is available for purchase at Best
Buy, Wal-Mart, Target, Hastings, EBGames
and other video game dealers. $59.99. It is
available for rent at Blockbuster, Hastings,
Dillons and other video game rental
agencies.
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Dead or Alive 4
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JAYPLAY 02.02.2006
WhyistherenoHalloweeninIndia?
BecausetheytookawaytheGandhi.
WrittenanddirectedbycomedianAlbertBrooks, Looking
for Comedy in the Muslim Worldmixessuperbwitwithjokes
thatmakeyoucringeandwanttoslinkoutofyourseat(see
above.)Butitsmeanttobethatway. Andforthemostpart,
itworks.
Brooks receives a proposition by the United States
governmenttotraveltoMuslimareasoftheworld, fndout
exactlywhatmakesthemlaughandwritea500-pagereport
based on his fndings in an effort to better understand
them. Theprize?AnelusiveMedalofFreedom.
Enthusiasticbutskepticalaboutthisunlikelyproposition,
BrookslandsinNewDelhi, India, withtwosidekickshiredby
theStateDepartment(JohnCarrollLynchandJonTenney).
After fnding an Indian assistant named Maya (Sheetal
Sheth), he hits the crowded streets to begin his venture.
Realizing quickly that his method of random interviewing
will never get him close to the lofty 500 pages, Brooks
decidestoputonastand-upcomedyshowintheheartof
NewDelhi.
Theresultisntpretty. EvenIfeltpainforhim. Noonelikes
seeing someone fail so miserably on stage. Albert Brooks
provesthathesjustasgoodatmakingaudienceswantto
hurthimasheisatmakingthemlaugh.
Butthemanmoveson. Afterall,Itsokaytobomb. Itsnot
theendoftheworld, helatersays.
Orisit?Hishorribleshow, anillegalcrossingintoPakistan
and lines like the above joke make Indian and Pakistani
authorities extremely suspicious of the American funny
man. Hes not funny enough to be a comedian. He talks
about bombing. They decide he must have some ulterior
motive.
Looking for Comedy in the Muslim Worlddoesntproduce
as many laughs as youd expect. There are some zesty
one-liners, but Brooks isnt at his comedic best. But hes
not supposed to be. Instead, his willingness to be self-
deprecatingshouldbeadmired.
Brooks learns his lesson that humor doesnt easily
translate. Perhapstheworldistoodistrustfulandunstable
forittobelievethatadopey, Americancomicisjustthereto
seewhatmakespeoplelaugh, andthattheonlybombing
goingonishisstand-uproutine.
R, 99 minutes
Studio 30 Olathe
AshleyThompson
LOOKING FOR COMEDY IN THE MUSLIM WORLD
MOVIE
FRIENDS WITH
by Natalie Johnson
A hairowing journey to self acceptance
The worst day of my seventh-grade
year was the one when a classmate
decided to make a list of traits
and have two popular boys fll out
which girls in our class they thought
represented the best and worst of
them. The list contained everything
important to image-conscious 12-
year-olds: body, face, legs, smile, hair.
A gangly, awkward, head-taller-than-
all-the-boys me made the list in that
last trait: I had the worst hair in the
seventh grade. It was offcial.
We all have those vivid preteen
moments that leave an indelible
pain. Ill never forget looking at that
piece of notebook paper, crumpled
from being passed around all day,
and feeling the heat of humiliation
and self-consciousness burn up
from my gut, redden my complexion
(also deemed worst), sting my eyes
and smolder to the tips of my frizzy,
wiry, kinky, wretched hair.
The worst thing about it was that
it was true. My hair, by any standards
except Richard Simmonss, was
horrible. It was a shoulder-length
brown mess of frizz, a miserable
creature that was starkly different
from the straight, smooth,
highlighted coifs of the other
seventh-grade girls.
To watch it dry was to watch an
explosion in slow-motion: frst, the
outer strands would twist and stack
on top of each other, and then the
short hairs on top of my head would
stick straight up. My hair would
transform, layer by layer, from a slick,
straight entity to a sprawling mass
of fuff, sprinkled with strands that
looked obscenely like pubes.
I didnt know how to fx it. My
mother, also a victim of Explosive
Hair, had shorn hers years before.
We had just two hair tools at our
house. One was a bright yellow hair
dryer that short-circuited after 10
minutes, dated circa late 1970s. The
other was a one-inch-barrel curling
iron missing a plastic piece. Using
it guaranteed a burned thumb. My
mom bought me hair products,
but they never worked. She once
got a $10 bottle the size of a hotel
shampoo sample. Ten drops of the
serum were to transform my hair
into starched, ironed curtains that
would sway when I walked (at least,
thats what the magazine ad looked
like). Half a bottle later, my hair was
transformed into sticky fuzz.
Some nights, as I lay going to
sleep, Id feel it drying and start to
cry as it got rougher. Id grab a clump
and pull it out, desperate. I wore it in
a ponytail for three years straight.
For eighth grade graduation, I
chopped it to chin-length, a decision I
regretted for two years, during which
my face looked fatter.My hair,with fewer
inches to weight it down, swelled.
The climax of infamy was one
Saturday morning after a sleepover.
I awoke to fnd a dead baby frog on
my pillow. The girls all shrieked and
called for a man to dispose of it. As
the frog was carted away, my friend
Casey noticed a long brown strand
of hair between its toes. Look! she
cried, pointing, The little frog got
caught in Natalies hair! Natalies hair
killed it!
Over the years, though, I learned
to deal with my hair. I employed the
greatest coping strategy: I made a
joke out of it. My hair was my fame,
my trademark, the butt of everyones
jokes. My best friends never passed
up an opportunity to make fun of it:
Lyrically: You know in that
Dashboard song where he says your
hair is everywhere? Well, hes talking
about you.
On brushing:It sounds like when
my grandpa used to brush the
sheepdogs fur.
On the kid who just tripped:
Aauugghh! Natalies hair got him!
In college, I was set free from the
shackles of hair trauma. That my hair
was starkly different was no longer
considered bad. My roommate
tutored me in the ways of hair,
explaining basics (Yeah, itll sizzle
like that if you try to curl it wet) and
sharing a battalion of products.
Im now at peace with my hair. Im
proud of my wild curls. There are still
days when I gaze at normal hair
with envy my roommate Amy
has gorgeous, long, strong blonde
locks that fall smoothly down her
back but, for the most part, Im
happy with what Ive got. It was a
long journey my hair and I took to
accepting ourselves, but we made
it with minimal damage. Except, of
course, for the frog.
SPEAK
02.02.2006 JAYPLAY 19
THE FRO
Eighth-grade
graduation.
Five inches
cut that
morning
resulted in as
many added
in volume.
By college, I had a bitchy at-
titude and hair under control.
When I straightened my hair, it would wrap its tentacles around my neck.
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