Jayplay

December 7, 2006

We beLIeVe

Larry Freeman has JaypLay convinced that theres a santa cLaus, and hes Living here in Lawrence.

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dating a friends ex

THE CODE

groovin in your living room

DANCE PARTY TIME

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BUN IN THE OVEN

bake your own bread

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Will Hoge and more

TABLE OF CONTENTS
host your own dance party

OUT

rules for dating a friends ex

CONTACT

CALENDAR

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When I was 8, my step-father died of cancer. That Christmas, because my mom couldnt bear to be at home without him, she packed our bags and took my sister, Katie, and me to Key West, Fla. At first, I was bummed that we werent getting a Christmas tree. I whined that I didnt want to go, that I wanted to stay home and have our traditional holiday. But Mom persuaded us that palm
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Lawrence has the real Santa

FEATURE

bake bread for the holidays

BITE

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Dr. Dre to the rescue

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trees would be our Christmas tree theme that year. When God truly loves a place, He puts a palm tree there, she told us. In Key West we bird-watched at the Everglades, snorkeled in the Atlantic Ocean and ate lots of key lime pie. Even though we werent at home having our traditional Christmas with a pine tree, a fire in the fireplace and National Lampoons Christmas Vacation, we still drank eggnog, ate cookies and had each other and, of course, all the palm trees we could ever want. Katherine Loecks feature on page 8 tells the story of how a Lawrence Santa Claus brings Christmas cheer year-round, wherever he is. He embodies the Christmas spirit, whether there is a Christmas tree, no tree or, in my familys case, a palm tree. Katie and I often remind my mom of what she told us that Christmas in Key West. A year ago, I studied in Spain, and Katie was in Venezuela. My mom, having her girls halfway around the world, was nervous. But during our first weeks abroad, Katie and I e-mailed Mom to let her know that our new homes had palm trees. I sent pictures to her and told her I would be just fine. After all, when God loves a place, He puts palm trees there.
Carolyn Tharp, Editor

SPEAK

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One Christmas, my mom made a palm tree our Christmas tree.

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THURSDAY
december 7 december 8

FRIDAY

SATURDAY

december 9

SUNDAY

december 10

TUESDAY

december 12

VENUES

where?

Tea time. Kansas Union, 3 p.m., all ages, free. The Barnes Foundation of Philadelphia: The Origins of the Collection. Nelson-Atkins Museum of Art, 6 p.m., $5 students, $10 members, $15 non-members, www.nelsonatkins.org.

Stop Day: No classes.

Food for Thought: Everyday Creativity. Kansas Union, 11:30 a.m., all ages, free. School of Business Commencement Ceremony. Lied Center, 4 p.m., ticket required, www.business.ku.edu. Live Boxing. The Beaumont Club, 7 p.m., all ages, www. kcclubs.com/beaumont.cfm. Lecture: Polarization of Light in Astronomy. Malott Hall, 7:30 p.m., free. The Faint / Tilly and the Wall. Granada, 8 p.m., all ages, $15, www.thegranada.com.

School of Engineering Commencement Ceremony. Woodruff Auditorium. 9 a.m., ticket required. White Glove Tour of Dole Archive. Dole Institute of Politics, 11:30 a.m., free, www. doleinstitute.org.

School of Journalism and Mass Communications Commencement Ceremony. Woodruff Auditorium, 1 p.m., ticket required.

Academic Date: Final Exams

Views of Vietnam. Spencer Museum of Art, 10 a.m. 5 p.m., free, www.spencerart.ku.edu. Made in China: Observations and Understanding. Spencer Museum of Art, 10 a.m. 5 p.m., free, www.spencerart.ku.edu. In Flames. Beaumont Club, 6:30 p.m., all ages, $19, www.kcclubs. com/beaumont.cfm. Lucky Break. VooDoo Lounge at Harrahs Casino, registration at 6 p.m., show at 7:45 p.m., 21+, free, www.voodookc.com.

Beaumont Club 4050 Pennsylvania St. Kansas City, Mo. (816) 561-2560

Play: Hay Fever by Noel Coward. Crafton-Preyer Theatre, 7:30 p.m., $10 w/ KUID and for children under 18, $16 for adults, www.kutheatre.com. Fortitude / Censura. Gaslight Tavern, 9 p.m., 21+, www. gaslighttavern.com. Hawk Nights Holiday Bash. Kansas Union, 9 p.m., free.

White Trash Express / Midday Ramblers. Replay Lounge, 3 p.m., all ages, www.replaylounge. com. Mixed Martial Arts. The Beaumont Club, 7 p.m., all ages, $25, www.kcclubs.com/ beaumont.cfm. Play: Hay Fever by Noel Coward. Crafton-Preyer Theatre, 7:30 p.m., $10 w/ KUID and for children under 18, $16 for adults, www.kutheatre.com. Comedy Showcase. Gaslight Tavern, 8 p.m., 18+, $5, www. gaslighttavern.com. Jah Roots / Dj Lion Dub. Gaslight Tavern, 9 p.m., 21+, www.gaslighttavern.com. Sellout. Jazzhaus, 10 p.m., 21+, $5, www.jazzhaus.com.

College of Liberal Arts and Sciences Commencement Ceremony. Lied Center, 2 p.m., ticket required. Comedy night with Tommy Blaze. VooDoo Lounge at Harrahs Casino, 5 p.m., 21+, $15, www.voodookc.com.

Bottleneck 737 New Hampshire St. Lawrence (785) 841-5483 Crafton-Preyer Theatre 1530 Naismith Drive Lawrence (785) 864-3982 The Granada 1020 Massachusetts St. Lawrence (785) 842-1390 Gaslight Tavern 317 N. Second St. Lawrence (785) 856-4330 Grand Emporium 3832 Main St. Kansas City, Mo. (816) 531-1504 Jackpot Music Hall 943 Massachusetts St. Lawrence (785) 843-2846 The Jazzhaus 926 1/2 Massachusetts St. Lawrence (785) 749-3320 Liberty Hall 642 Massachusetts St. Lawrence (785) 749-1972 Nelson-Atkins Museum of Art 4525 Oak St. Kansas City, Mo. (816) 561-4000 Replay Lounge 946 Massachusetts St. Lawrence (785) 749-7676 Uptown Theater 3700 Broadway St. Kansas City, Mo. (816) 753-8665 VooDoo Lounge at Harrahs Casino 1 Riverboat Drive Kansas City, Mo. (816) 889-7320

WEDNESDAY
Academic Date: Final Exams Deftones / Glassjaw. Uptown Theater, 8 p.m., 18+, $20, www. uptowntheater.com. Views of Vietnam. Spencer Museum of Art, 10 a.m. 5 p.m., free, www.spencerart.ku.edu Made in China: Observations and Understanding. Spencer Museum of Art, 10 a.m. 5 p.m., free, www.spencerart.ku.edu.

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Junior Brown. Bottleneck, 9 p.m., 18+, $16, www. pipelineproductions.com. Poor Miners Union. Jazzhaus, 10 p.m., 21+, $3, www.jazzhaus. com. Sellout. Jazzhaus, 10 p.m., 21+, $5, www.jazzhaus.com.

The Slats / The Sperm / Dogme 95. Replay Lounge, 10 p.m., 21+, $2, www.replaylounge.com.

Monty Are I. Bottleneck, 8:30 p.m., all ages, $12, www. montyarei.com. Deadman Flats / Billy the Squirrel. Gaslight Tavern, 10 p.m., 21+, www.myspace.com/ deadmanflats.

Ambulette / Baby Birds Dont Drink Milk. Replay Lounge, 10 p.m., 21+, $2, www.replaylounge. com. Black Christmas / This Is My Condition / Yamoto. Jackpot Music Hall, 10 p.m., 18+, $5$7. www.jackpotmusichall.com. Cosmic Bowling. Jaybowl, 10 p.m., free w/ KUID.

Planes Mistaken for Stars / The North Atlantic / The Pixel Panda. Jackpot Music Hall, 10 p.m., 18+, $5, www. jackpotmusichall.com. Celebration / The Legendary Terrordactyls. Jackpot Music Hall, 10 p.m., 18+, $5, www. jackpotmusichall.com. Cosmic Bowling. Jaybowl, 10 p.m., free w/ KUID. Burning River Brass. Lied Center, 7:30 p.m., $11:50 $28.

MONDAY
Academic Date: Final Exams. Lecture: Physics and Astronomy Colloquium. Malott Hall, 4 p.m., free. Tradition Keepers Finals Dinner. Adams Alumni Association, 5 p.m., free for Tradition Keeper members, www.kualumni.org.

december 11

Will Hoge. Grand Emporium, 8 p.m., 21+, $12, www.kcclubs. com/grandemp.cfm.

The Republic Tigers / Cathode Follower / Cavaliers. Jackpot Music Hall, 10 p.m., 18+, www. jackpotmusichall.com.

Yakuza / Vivisect / Lethe. Replay Lounge, 10 p.m., 21+, $2, www.replaylounge.com.

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DROP HIM LIKE HES HOT

(MORTIFYING MOMENT)

Will YOU be the next

Miss Phoggy Dog?

After a night out drinking, Mike Feld, 2006 graduate, and a friend decided to grab some Pita Pit, 1011 Massachusetts St. Drunk and acting a fool, Feld squabbled with employees, trying to convince them to give him some free pita. He clearly irritated a young woman who was waiting behind him in line. She told Feld to be quiet several times; he responded with insults. Im gonna punch you in the face, the woman said. Feld continued taunting her with comments like,We like the same porn. Pissed off, the woman, who happened to be a boxer, grabbed Felds shoulder, placed one foot behind him and pushed. Feld slammed onto the oor. Humiliated and ashamed, he later apologized over the phone when a friend ran into the young woman and gave him a ring.

Lisa Anderson
TOP FIVE WONDERFUL WINTER BREAK

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3. Baby, its cold outside. I like to go ice skating at Crown Center because it really makes it feel like the holidays, and you cant skate outside any other time. Jenny Schemm, Olathe senior 2. Lean back. Nothing is better to do over winter break than to relax. I enjoy being able to hang out with all my friends from high school and having no school related activities. Stanley Redwine, Fayetteville, Ark., senior 1. Oer the hills. Sledding is always fun. There are some really great hills in Wichita. And this winter break some friends and I are going snowboarding in Vail. That should be cool. Paul Houston, Wichita sophomore

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5. Cabin fever. Getting cabin fever in the house because it was too icy and snowy to be outside is always fun. Plus the lack of having a snow scraper puts a damper on any plans to go anywhere. Rachel McClain, 2006 graduate 4. Rocky Mountain high. Traveling to Colorado and skiing. I love the environment and the temperature. It is fun and a great exercise. Billy Voelker, Overland Park senior

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COnTaCT

Dating a friends ex might break up the friendship.

Deciphering the rules of dating a friends ex

Dylan Metzgers ex-girlfriends new beau used to be a good friend. That was before he stuck a dagger into Metzers back. The Burlington junior and his friends observed a six-month buffer period before asking out a buddys ex, but this guy broke their unsaid pact. Now, his exgirlfriends new guy is also an ex-friend. Since the termination of that friendship, Metzger has solidified one rule: a friend must wait six months and he must ask Metzger before wooing an ex. There are no standard rules for or against dating a friends ex. Some say its a no-go while others, like Metzger, say that there should be a buffer period. If youre considering asking out a chums past love, consider your options and their consequences. Proceed with caution If you choose to walk handin-hand with a friends ex, make sure to discuss the situation with your friend. Some kind of communication is key, says Brandon Mendoza, Kansas City, Mo., junior. Its only OK if you talk to your friend first, and he is fine with it, Mendoza says. Talk it out with your buddy and make sure that there are no remaining feelings for your new main squeeze. Even if your amigo says its fine, anticipate some kind

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of awkwardness. Allie Peck, Manhattan freshman, is currently dating one of her friends exboyfriends. Peck initially talked to her friend when she realized she had feelings for the ex. She was jealous at first, but then she was really cool about it, Peck says. It was all part of the unwritten rule thing. Against guy/girl code Some opponents of dating friends exes cite the guy code or the girl code . This unwritten code helps friends stay friends. Sometimes the code prohibits romance with any of your friends previous loves. But if a friend lets you bend the rule a bit, there are still restrictions. Be cautious, even after your friend gives you the initial green light, says Nate Sito, Rocklin, Calif., junior. If there are problems later, then you have to break up with her immediately, he says. The only way it would be OK is if the girl means more to you than the friend. Dating a friends

former flame is feasible but a risky situation, says Yulonda Swanson-Moten, a marriage and family therapist in Prairie Village. In my personal opinion, I would just avoid it, she says. I wouldnt want to run the risk of losing a good friend. Unless you think this person could be the love of your life, it may not be worth losing the friendship you have with your comrade, Swanson-Moten adds. The battle and the sexes Women tend to have a bigger problem sharing their exes than men. It is not uncommon for men to date a friends ex-girlfriend, says Catherine Sterchi, a clinical social work therapist in Prairie Village. Guys do it and dont care, and girls will say, Never do it, Sterchi says. Ive seen more guys that think its OK. Guys seems to be more accepting of this, she says. This might be because men typically move on from relationships faster than women. How could this be good? If the relationship with your friends ex turns out to be one

of the best decisions youve ever made, there are some perks to having a friend who has already dated your new love. You already know how hes going to be in a relationship, Jeanine Lizotte, Rochester Hills, Mich., says. Your friend already went through it, Think of all of those gifts you wont have to agonize about; youll have a friend who can tell you what your schnuckums will like. Youll even have someone to gripe to when your honey pisses you off. It could be good to have this kind of outlet, Sterchi says. There would be more support for you. Your friend could be there to say, Yeah, he did that to me too. Its up to you, my friend Whether you decide to uphold the code ie. Bros before Hos or Chicks before Dicks or forget it to puruse a future with a friends ex is up to you. But having to pick between a best bud and a date on Friday night might not be as simple as following the rules.

THE CODE
According to Urban Dictionary, a woman is breaking the girl code when... she sleeps with a man a friend used to like she asks out a guy she once saw an acquaintance out with she is friends with someone a friend hates Source: urbandictionary.com

Other rules that are part of the guy code, according to Liquorwits... A friends sister is off limits unless you marry her. Dont complain about the brand of beverages in your friends fridge. Bitch all you want if the temperature is not suitable. Ask the score of a sporting event in progress, but never ask whos playing. Source: The Man Code at www. liquorwits.com

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Tis the season to get inebriated, so ease your tired brain with a holiday classic. Eggnog originated in England during the 1700s. It was only available to the upper class because there was no refrigeration, so dairy products were only accessible on large estates. Eggnog got its name because eggs, cream and sugar were mixed with an ale (British slang for ale was nog) or wine. When the drink traveled overseas, the ale was replaced with bourbon, but the name stuck. The drinks popularity peaked in America where dairy and rum were widely available. James Eason, Bentonville, Ark., junior, plans to celebrate the holidays with a handle of eggnog pre-mixed with brandy from Cork and Barrel, 200 W. 23rd St., which sells for about $12, he says. Fill up your mugs and toast to happiness, good health and surviving nals. 6 eggs 1 cup plus 1 tablespoon sugar 1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract 1/4 teaspoon ground nutmeg 3/4 cup brandy 1/3 cup dark rum 2 cups whipping cream 2 cups milk Beat eggs for two or three minutes with an electric mixer at medium speed until very frothy. Gradually beat in the sugar, vanilla and nutmeg. Turn the mixer off and stir in the cold brandy, rum, whipping cream and milk. Chill before serving. Sprinkle individual servings with more nutmeg. Makes about 10 cups.

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TonIgHT, lETs dancE

by Lisa Anderson

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Throw a home dance party no one will forget

When theres a crowd, a cover charge and crappy tunes at a dance party, Joel Kelly is disappointed. While many people frequent dance parties to get drunk and find a hook-up partner, some people, like Kelly, actually go to dance to the music. Shocker. The bar environment drastically affects his ability to do so. He would rather throw his own dance party, Kelly says. When I go to a bar I get really pissed because its not the music I want to hear. The St. Louis senior currently DJs at Team Lift, the Thursday night dance party at the Granada, 1020 Massachusetts St. He also frequently DJs his own house parties. Whats better about my own dance party is that it is my dance party, he says. I decide when and how and what to dance to. There are many benefits to throwing your own dance party, and if youre tired of experiencing nightlife nightmares, enjoy the occasional do-it-yourself dance party, says Gail Leino, Mrs. Party, the online party expert. Bring your friends Youll probably want your dance night to be invite-only. At the bars you never know what kind of drunken shit-heads youll run into, but in your own house, its usually just a big group of close friends being outrageous and wasted, Tyler McNally, 2006 graduate, says. McNally, his roommate and friends threw an, Under the Sea prom-themed dance party two summers in a row. They simply wanted an excuse to dance and did no promotion for the event just word of mouth between friends and it ended up being fairly intimate. Prom was a

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collaborative effort on the parts of many friends, says Jackson Morely, McNallys roommate and co-host.There were probably 10 of us who had a role in planning the first event. A friends-only guest list and help in the planning process cut down on costs significantly. Morley and McNally didnt charge admission, and spending was limited, so the costs they had were split among the planners. Morley estimates that each person who helped execute the event spent about $15, less than you might spend in a night out at the bar.

Room to bust a move Aside from an intimate guest list and saving your green, youll need a little elbow room. Because of the success of his first prom party, Morley and company took it up a notch the next time around. We moved to a new venue, my fathers shop in East Lawrence, which was fairly vacant, he says. There was more room there, and being in East Lawrence we were confident we would have no noise complaints. While not everyone has the option of moving the dance party into a large venue for free, anyone can move the furniture. If you have a living room, move everything out or at least to the edges of the room so there is an open floor. You need just enough room for folks to dance, Edwin Morales, DJ Konsept, says.

Tunes for your moves When you have the people and place set, the most important aspect of the dance party comes into play: the tunes. Youre best option is to get a DJ or DJ the shindig yourself. Although Kelly DJs his own dance parties, finding a friend to DJ is often better, because it allows you to move around. If you dont have a friend who is a DJ, there are ways to find them, Kelly says. We usually just fall through the grapevine, he says. Talk to another DJ at a bar or call KJHK. Youll find a plethora of DJs that will do it for cheap if they can muster up the equipment. I am quite the pushover and I will usually just spin at a house party for free beer. The next time you find yourself dreading the thought of yet another bars dance party disaster, follow our lead and dance to your own tune.

THEME IT UP
Although themes are optional, Gail Leino known online as Mrs. Party and bars around Lawrence offer some great dance party theme ideas

Decades (Roaring 20s or80s) Disco Fiesta Funk Luau Western Mardi gras Metal Safari Sailor Stevie Wonder

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NAUGHTY OR
If you dont believe in him, you will.
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woman standing there crying with en years ago a little girl in a her 9-month-old baby saying,There really is a santa Claus, there really is a ragged coat sat on Larry Freemans lap; santa Claus, angela says.That was her mother, single and with eight my best Christmas with my dad. children between the ages of 16 Larry Freeman would give you and 9 months stood waiting. all the last dollar in his pocket and the day kids had been asking Freeman shirt off his back. Hes a handy man who owns a home for TVs, teddy bears business, and video games. HIS plAYING SANTA repair This little girl was mAkES HIm A bETTER mows lawns, runs a warehouse and loves different. I want a pERSON bECAUSE HE to bake cream puffs. bell and a Christmas tree, she said. THINkS AbOUT IT All His daughter has never seen him fail. Later that night, YEAR lONG. Hes 64 with a pearl Freeman cried as he told his daughter, ANGElA fREEmAN, earring, rosy cheeks and a warm chuckle. angela, of the lARRY fREEmANS you can call him little girls wish. He dAUGHTER santa Claus. found out where This time of year, the family lived and fake santas plague the malls and delivered a decorated Christmas tree and a bell. on Christmas eve, scare little children. In Lawrence, weve got the real deal. Freeman the Freemans delivered one truck bed and two cars full of groceries does more than don a red velvet costume, snow-white beard and his and presents. Ill never forget that

grandfathers wire-rimmed glasses. He brings old ladies to tears. Families travel from Kansas City to see him. He makes Joe Flannery, president of Weavers Department store Inc., still believe in santa Claus. one December night in 1973, Freeman jumped into the jolly suit because no one else would do it. Hes been santa ever since, and its by far his favorite thing to do. oh, I was hooked, he says. Freeman has played santa Claus at Weavers for more than 10 years and has been the star of the Lawrence oldFashioned Christmas parade since its start.Flannery has known Freeman for 40 years and says that if it were legal, he would clone him. Hes just by far the best youd find anywhere. When you see him, youll understand. not only does he look like the real santa, but hes got the heart and love of children that santa has. Freemans most difficult santa visit was in 2002 when Pat Callahan

Children like emily are the best called Freeman and asked him to visit her 3-year-old granddaughter, part of Freemans job. He listens emily, who was sick with Leukemia. I intently, is soft spoken and patient with each child. as santa, he has couldnt have been happier when she showed up at Weavers the next year some ground rules and never with a full head makes promises. of hair, Freeman When kids ask for SIT ON HIS lAp UNTIl says. That was ponies, you have CHRISTmAS EvE the most beautiful to be careful, he thing Ive ever Weavers, 901 Massachusetts st. says. I tell them saturdays, noon4 p.m. seen. that I have to sundays, 1 p.m. 4 p.m. ask their parents e v e r y because last year Christmas since I got a girl a pony, and she lived in an he met emily, Freeman has visited her apartment. home. When her Leukemia went into When Freeman was growing up, remission in 2004, he attended her celebration party. Though freeman Christmas was a big deal. It wasnt was wearing regular clothes, emily what you wanted, it was what you needed, he says. If you needed Tstill knew who he was. When he gave shirts, socks or jeans, thats what her a charm bracelet for Christmas he you got. His dad went to a lot of said,youve had my heart since I met trouble to make it seem like santa you. Today, emily is 7, and whenever had visited the house he even she sees another santa shell say,oh made sleigh and reindeer tracks in thats not the real one, her mother, the front yard. I did the same for my kids, Freeman says. Ive always Tricia Venters, says.

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Jason garden, Hutchinson junior been fascinated with Christmas. angela still cant figure out how santa visited their house while the family was out to dinner on Christmas eve when she was 12. To me it is always, even at 40 years old, the magic of Christmas, she says. a few years ago a college student stopped downtown to pay Freeman a visit. The student asked if he could get a passing grade on a final. I asked if hed been studying, because I cant help if you havent been studying,Freeman said.The student said yes. Days later the same student stopped by again,Way to go santa, he said.I got it. This time of year, santa is a pretty busy guy so his family waits to celebrate Christmas later in the day or on the weekend.He knows what the spirit of Christmas is loving each other, angela says.Thats why hes so good at it. He shows that to the kids, and they see it, they feel it. His playing santa makes him a better person because he thinks about it all year long. In December, Freeman cant go grocery shopping without a kid walking up, grabbing his hand and just standing in awe. adults who visited Freeman when they were young now bring their own children to see him. sometimes the big kids sit on his lap too. For $35, Freeman makes home visits on Christmas eve and Christmas day. The only thing that bothers santa about his competitors are the fake beards. I think the kids deserve the real thing, he says. I would do it and they wouldnt have to pay me. The pay is frosting on the cake. Larry Freeman is Lawrences own Santa Claus, complete with parade appearances, visiting children and a real, though whitened, beard.

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Niloofar: It is pretty creepy. But, its becoming more acceptable each day. I know of a married couple who met on MySpace, I myself am guilty of a Friendster more-than-friendship, and Facebook has denitely seen its share of irtatious pokes. Send her a message that contains no creepiness itself. Stay away from comments about her body or sex, and address what you have in common.Im procrastinating on a paper by

Chris: Nil pretty much nailed it. Send her a message she can choose to ignore. If youre too scared to send a message to a stranger, how the hell would you approach her in person? Embrace your cowardice and accept that the random message is your best hope. Say something like,So, youre into Greys Anatomy too? If you remember to take down the pictures on your prole so she cant see what you look like, you should be money.

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EVERY WEEK, I READ BITCH+MOAN HOPING TO SEE SOME HONEST ADVICE, BUT ALL I FIND IS RUDE COMMENTS AND LITTLE HELP. WHY DO YOU JUST MAKE FUN OF PEOPLE AND NEVER OFFER ADVICE? CHRISTY, SENIOR
Niloofar: My advice to you is to take this column a little less seriously. Chris is no Dr. Phil and Im no Sue Johansson. I have experienced ups and downs that have made me wiser, I have completed the requirements for a psychology degree including human sexuality courses, and I have read every relationship book on the face of the earth. Combine that knowledge with awesome alliterations and wondrous wit and you get the Bitch section of Bitch+Moan. And every single week I have tried my best to give legitimate advice; I often suggest direct lines of dialogue to use and specic steps to take. I can only be as serious as the question, and even when dealing with Jamocha and her spidery vagina (see Issue 9), I made sure to include some serious help. If you dont think I give real suggestions then you havent been reading the column. Chris:Youre right.When people write in with problems like I have a spider bite in my vagina or my boyfriend snorts during sex or I cant choose between my porn and my girlfriend, theyre obviously looking for serious answers that I have failed to provide.Why would people read a column titled Bitch+Moan in the lifestyles and entertainment magazine of a college newspaper unless they were looking for serious, scholarly advice? Take a cig break, church lady, were writing an entertainment column, not working a suicide hotline (but if you need that, call 1-800-SUICIDE). If we were to answer every question seriously, our column would be about as interesting as your love life. Question:My girlfriend blah blah blah, what should I do? Answer: Communicate. Question:My vagina hurts, what should I do? Answer:See a doctor. Yeah, Christy, thats compelling reading. Crawl back in your hole and let the kids have their fun.

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welcome to the
by Rikki Kite

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Warm your house and your soul with a loaf of homemade bread
stores, near the cake mixes. if you decide that the bread machine is the route youd rather take when making bread at home, check out thrift stores and yard sales before investing in a new one. Frankly, id recommend you save the money and cabinet space, roll up your sleeves and bake bread the old-fashioned way. With thousands of free bread recipes available online or on flour packages at the grocery store, the holiday season is a great time to learn how to bake bread. a loaf of homemade bread is the perfect dish to take to almost any holiday party, and is also a great gift for all those hard to buy for people on your shopping list. Dont be afraid to bake your first loaf your financial investment is minimal, and its literally easier than pie.

flour depending on the humidity all my neighbors got a loaf of bread last Christmas, says Xan when youre baking. Because making bread from scratch is Wedel, lawrence resident. Winter is the best time to bake bread a hands-on experience, Wedel just adds more flour if the dough because it warms your house feels too sticky. and warms your i BaKe [Bread] its not an exact soul, Wedel says. she likes the Because i love playing science, she says. way the dough with dough. its so she recommends feels when she that you add the therapeutic. kneads it, which flour slowly and, if Xan wedel, is why shes not the dough sticks a fan of bread to your hands lawrence resident machines, which when kneading, do the kneading for you. i add a bit more. Judy Cucciniello, topeka bake it because i love playing with dough, she says. its so resident, bakes homemade bread more often in the summer therapeutic. Baking bread is inexpensive, because of her work schedule. even in the winter, though, she still requires little cooking space or baking supplies, and there are bakes bread about once a month plenty of free resources to help using a recipe handed down by get you started. the kansas her italian aunt. Cucciniello has Wheat Commission, for example, tweaked her aunts ingredients provides everything you need over the years to adjust to her to know about bread baking, own taste preferences. like including free recipes, nutritional Wedel, Cucciniello bakes her information and lists of kansas bread by hand instead of using a bakeries on its Web site. another bread machine. i recently busted out our way to get started is to hit your bread-baking friends and family never-used, hand-me-down members up for their recipes. bread machine for a test drive a braided bread recipe that and even though i didnt find Wedel received at a king arthur the machine instructions, i still Flour bread seminar is the most managed to bake a decent popular with her friends, though albeit a bit dry loaf of wheat she often tries out other recipes. bread from a store-bought Wedel says that shes not a mix purchased in the health stickler when it comes to sticking department at hy-Vee. Bread to recipes, though, and you often mixes are also available in the need to adjust the amount of baking section of most grocery

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Baking bread at home warms your kitchen and the result is a great gift for the holidays.

King arthur holiday sweet Bread recipe

4 1/2 tablespoons yeast 1/2 cup warm water 1/4 cup plus 1 teaspoon sugar 5 to 6 cups un-bleached all-purpose flour 1 cup milk 1/4 cup butter 1 teaspoon salt 2 teaspoons vanilla 2 eggs, lightly beaten egg wash: 1 egg yolk, beaten with 1 tablespoon water in a bowl, combine the yeast, warm water, 1 teaspoon sugar and 1/2 cup flour. let set until bubbly and very active (10 to 15 minutes). Meanwhile, bring the milk to a boil in the microwave. pour immediately into a large bowl and add the butter, sugar, salt, vanilla and beaten eggs. stir to melt the butter. When the mixture is lukewarm, add the yeast sponge and mix together. add the rest of the flour, one cup at a time, until the dough comes cleanly away from the sides of the bowl. turn the dough out onto a lightly floured surface and scrape out the bowl. lightly oil the bowl and set aside. knead the dough, using only enough flour to keep the dough from sticking to your hands and the board. the dough should be soft and pliable, but not sticky. place the dough into the oiled bowl, turn to oil all surfaces and cover with a clean towel. let sit in a warm place for about 45 minutes, or until doubled. preheat oven to 375 degrees Fahrenheit. Grease cookie sheet. punch down dough and round into a ball, then divide into four equal parts and roll each into a log. overlap the ends of the logs, press together and tuck under, then braid. Finish making the loaf by pressing ends together and tucking under. Cover with clean, lint-free towel for 4560 minutes. Beat egg yolk and water in bowl. Brush evenly over surfaces of loaf. Bake for 2530 minutes (or until loaf sounds hollow when tapped). remove from cookie sheet and let cool. Courtesy of Xan Wedel

cucciniello italian Bread recipe

5-6 cups of bread flour 1 tablespoon salt 1 tablespoon sugar 1.5 packages active dry yeast 2 cups of warm water 1 egg white mixed with 1 tablespoon cold water 3 tablespoons yellow cornmeal Combine yeast, sugar and warm water in a bowl and allow to bubble up. in a separate bowl, mix salt and flour. add the flour mixture to the water one cup at a time until the dough is stiff. Move to a lightly floured bowl and knead for 1015 minutes. add flour as needed until the dough is no longer sticky. place in a deep, buttered mixing bowl and turn to coat the dough with butter. Cover with towel. let rise in a warm place for two hours. punch the dough down and turn onto a floured board. shape dough into two long loaves. place the loaves on a baking sheet that has been sprinkled well with cornmeal. Do not butter the cookie sheet. slash the tops of the loaves diagonally in three places.Brush with egg and water. place in a cold oven on the middle rack. place a shallow pan of very hot water on the bottom rack of the oven. set the oven to 400 and bake 3540 minutes or until golden brown. Bread should sound hollow when tapped on top after baking. Courtesy of Judy Cucciniello

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GRAD CHECK
Each year students make the legendary walk through the Campanile, down The Hill and into the real world. Were here to check in on them.
and she kissed her ofce on the 33rd oor of Rockefeller Center goodbye in favor of the life of the starving artist. No stranger to the road (she was born in Japan, and her family moved frequently while she was growing up), Green spent the next decade or so moving back and forth between New York City, Kansas, California and Japan, working various jobs, painting and seeing the world. Instead of taking vacations, I moved, she says. Her rst solo exhibition,A Bird in the Bush: Paintings by Julie Green, was shown in 1991 at the Jazzhaus, 926 Massachusetts St., where she worked as a bartender and waitress. In 1993 Green returned to the University for graduate school and earned her masters degree in painting in 1996. Today: Green, 45, is an associate professor of art at Oregon State University and lives with her husband, painter Clay Lohmann, in Corvallis, Ore. Her ongoing series, The Last Supper, went on exhibition this fall in the Art & Design building at KU. The series consists of porcelain plates on which Green

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Listener: Alex Robichaud, Blue Springs, Mo., junior Tune: Helter Skelter by The Beatles Action: Heading to Spanish class in Wescoe He says: Theyve always been my favorite group. I think theyre the best rock n roll band ever. Listener: David Hodges, Topeka junior Tune: Back Together by Citizen Cope Action: Walking to Spencer Research Library to do research He says: Its chill. Its kind of like a soulful funk type thing.

Whether youre singin along, groovin by yourself or just studying in the library, well catch you with the

Julie Green
Year: Bachelors,1983; Masters, 1996 Hometown: Yokohama, Japan Degree: Bachelor of Fine Arts in design; Master of Fine Arts in painting
Back in the day: After graduating in 1983, Green moved to New York City to work as a designer for Time/Life Inc. She designed for Time/Life by day while trying to squirrel away some time at night to exercise her true passion painting. After a year, however, she found that her artistic creativity was being drained by her commercial work,

illustrated the nal meals of 234 U.S. inmates sentenced to death. She is continuously adding to the series, and says she plans to keep going as long as the United States allows the death penalty, which she opposes. Though the exhibition is no longer on display at the University, the plates can be viewed online, along with Greens other work, at www. greenjulie.com.
Frank Tankard

Listener: Jake Hartman, Logan, Utah, senior Tune: All Through the Night by Cyndi Lauper Action: Heading to work at the Spencer Museum of Art He says: Its cold outside, so I need some motivation to get to class and to work, and nothing does that better than a little Cyndi.

Listener: Nicole Rome, Hays freshman Tune: Kiss Yourself Goodbye by The AllAmerican Rejects Action: Walking to Mrs. Es for lunch She says: Whenever youre in a bad mood, it always just takes out your frustration.
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The Fountain
An old Russian proverb that states: You can make a turd look like a Faberg egg with diamonds and gold lacquer, but if you lick it, it still tastes like a turd. That is how I felt about The Fountain. It is a pretty film, full of lights and colors, just dont try to get anything good out of it. The plot is about a man and a woman struggling to find togetherness in an infinite universe, traversing three time periods to do so. The Tree of Life factors heavily into this, as do space and some Mayans. You figure it out. Hugh Jackmans character cries (eight times, my count) during the film, shaming Wolverine in the process. Rachel Weiszs character is supposed to be the embodiment of love, but she reminds me of a girl I once dated, so that didnt fly. The avant-garde folks will try to tell you that this film is highminded and conceptual and doesnt need to be entertaining. They, as usual, are stupid. The Fountain smacks of a director who has recently fallen in love with a woman and wants to reconcile his feelings with the Eternal. It is a project so personal, complex and intelligent, that only Aronofsky himself can understand it. Meanwhile, the viewer has to sit there trying to appreciate the artistry, when hes really just licking the egg. This movie is bland and pointless. And unlike other Aronofsky films, there is no redeemingly quotable ass to ass scene to save it.

Run time:96 minutes Rating: R

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Every now and then a movie comes along and reminds us that the medium is capable of more than just countless remakes, computergenerated animal movies and half-assed TV spin-offs. Darren Aronofskys The Fountain is one such movie. One of the more abstract and visually astounding films in recent memory, The Fountain takes place in Inquisition-era Spain, the present and inside something that resembles a giant snow globe, floating through outer space. The films focus saves The Fountain from becoming a confusing, unrealized mess. No matter how epic or trippy the movie gets, how confusing the story becomes or how often Hugh Jackman cries into the camera, it is just about a man coming to grips with the fact that eventually he and everyone he knows will die. Making a deeply personal movie about mortality is quite a feat and creating the films amazing visual effects without the use of CGI is praiseworthy, but getting The Fountain made at all is Aronofskys biggest accomplishment. The film was originally slated to begin production in 2002 with Brad Pitt and Cate Blanchett in the lead roles. When Pitt left the project because of creative differences (he filmed Troy instead.) production was shut down. Mr. Pitt missed out just to run around in a toga.

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HAWK TOPICS
RepoRts suRface that Lindsay Lohan is attending aLcohoLics anonymous meetings.
Lohan said it was the worst club shes ever been to, saying, Like, nobody was even, like, dancing or anything. Like, Fugly central

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A neW STudy reveAlS Teen PregnAnCy rATeS Are dOWn AS A reSulT Of greATer COnTrACePTIOn uSe.
Of course, this report was conducted before K-Fed hit the market again, so all bets are off. Popozao!

Anderson ended the marriage shortly after learning that there are still a few members of a washed-up 80s hair band that she hasnt yet banged.

Kid RocK And PAmeLA AndeRson Announce thAt theY ARe getting divoRced.

a phoenix airport annoUnces its plans to test a fUllbody x-ray system to screen passengers.
Privacy advocates are already crying foul, presumably because of the name of the program, X-Rayted!, and the plans for an accompanying Web site where viewers can vote on whether passengers X-rays are hot or not.

PARis hiLton cAnceLs heR APPeARAnce At the biLLboARd music AwARds becAuse she doesnt LiKe the JoKes thAt weRe wRitten foR heR.
So, to revise the list of things that Paris is too good for: the Billboard Music Awards, Playboy, underwear, having sex with the lights on, reading, Nicole Ritchie (sometimes), a real job, fixing her lazy eye, education did I miss anything? No? Thats hot.

six hUndred people fall ill after eating at a popUlar syracUse, n.y. restaUrant.
In other news, K-Fed has moved on from Britney and found a new job as a prep cook at a popular Syracuse, N.Y., restaurant.

KU DEbAtE tEAm COACh SCOtt hARRIS IS NAmED NAtIONAl COACh Of thE YEAR.
When it came time to announce the award for the best debate coach in the country, there was, ironically, no debate.

KAnsAs bAsKetbALL coAch biLL seLf signs A contRAct extension thRough 2011 woRth $1.3 miLLion PeR YeAR.
Coincidentally, $1.3 million is approximately the entire athletics budget at DePaul University. Way to show up, guys.

KU stUdents prepare for finals as final weeK of classes ends.

Hawk Topics would like to thank its loyal readers for the encouragement and support this semester. I wish both of you happy holidays and safe traveling!

THe fAmOuS mAlAySIAn SnAKe HAndler, THe SnAKe KIng, dIeS AfTer beIng bIT by A CObrA.
A man who made a living taunting poisonous snakes DIES from a snake bite? What are the odds?

THInK yOu HAve A beTTer jOKe? e-mAIl me AT hawktopics@kansan.com.

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speaK

My first CD, Dr.Dres The Chronic, arrived in the mail just when I needed it most.
by Bart Vandever

perfeCt tIMIng
The the first of 11 CDs I ever bought was Dr. Dres 1994 album, The Chronic. The album was like a forbidden treasure, so rich and beautiful in perverse content that parents could not comprehend it. The picture of a bright green marijuana leaf on the inside cover and large parental advisory sticker on the front made it all the more illustrious and all the more difficult to obtain. I had the opportunity to obtain the disc when I spotted a colorful ad in the comic section of the Kansas City Star. A mail order CD club was advertising a deal; members could purchase 10 CDs for 10 cents, and get another album for only $14.95. To 9-year-old ears, this sounded like a pretty reputable deal, and so after washing the dishes for more than a month, my mom reluctantly let in. I officially enrolled in the Amazing Savings CD Club, carefully selected the CDs from the list and sent the form away. For two weeks I waited for my dishpan hands to be rewarded. The sweet smell of gravy filled the house. My mom paced across the wooden kitchen floor, talking on the phone. Heat radiated from the tuna casserole that was cooling on the side of the stove. I wasted no time, quickly walking over to skim my fingers across the gelatinous layer of gravy. My mom slapped my hand back just as fast as it went in. As I walked back to the table, the doorbell chimed and echoed down the hallway. Ill get it! my sister shouted, flying down the stairs in her polka-dotted nightgown. Not this time, I thought, sliding to the door in a photo finish. I opened the door to find a small cardboard box delivered by FedEx. When I saw the package was marked for me, I wasted no time, pulling out my pocketknife keychain to cut through the tape. Finally, my CDs! Sifting through the package, I inspected each of my albums. A live Nirvana CD, a Smashing Pumpkins disc and then, finally, the one I had been looking for, The Chronic, by the one and only, Dr. Dre. I could almost see the envious look on my friends faces. They would never believe I got my hands on The Chronic! Unable to control my excitement, I shouted out loud, pumping my fist in the air. Picking up the box (I made sure to bury The Chronic under a Weird Al Yankovic CD), I ran through the living room, past a blinking television and into the kitchen. I felt a cold stillness in my chest as I saw my sister in her little polka-dotted nightgown, hugging my mom as they both wept, deep and heavy. My exuberance faded into sorrow when I heard the news that my moms mother had passed away. I went blank. I had never had anyone pass away from my family before. For the next few minutes I just stared at

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the true power of pop MusIC Is to brIng people together, even If Its only for the DuratIon of one song.

my box of CDs and patted my moms back, trying to quickly wipe away any tear I might shed. Then something happened. I dont know why, but I reached into my box, and pulled out the little black CD with a green leaf on the inside cover. As I walked over to the CD player, I stumbled, dropping the disc, breaking the cover open. I put the disc in, skipped to track five, and pressed play. Immediately Dr. Dres hit song Nuthin But a G Thang poured over the small speakers, filling the kitchen with bass-bumping beats and keyboards. As I stood there observing my mom and sister holding each other close, I thought I saw a smile appear on my moms face. Im not sure how my grandma would have felt

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about Snoop Dogg and D.R.E., but I think she wouldve been happy at the sight of all three of us suddenly grooving and bobbing our heads in unison. It was as if a breeze of The Chronic had drifted into the room, and before long we had burned our way through all 16 tracks and skits, bopping and tapping out the beats. From that day forward, Ive always had a vast collection of CDs at my disposal. Any era, any style, any mood or feeling Ive got them all, just in case a situation should arise where music can lend a helping hand. To me the true power of pop music is to bring people together, even if its only for the duration of one song. To me, thats a truly amazing achievement. (Note: The Amazing Savings CD club was not as amazing as it was advertised to be. It turned out to be a scam, slowly building up charges on the Master Card until we stopped our membership.)

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Guy: Go ask him about their prospects for basketball. Girl: I might get hit. Guy: Yeah, youre right. Girl: Hes sexist or misogynistic. Guy: I dont think he thinks less of women, I just think he thinks less of anyone but himself. Guy: I want to see Julian Wrights balls in Leo Lyons mouth. Thats why I came to school here. Guy: J-E-T-S! JETS, JETS, JETS! Girl (shaking head): No. Guy: No? Jacky Carter

The rush through any of KU Dining Services eateries is sometimes overwhelming when trying to get a quick bite to eat, but dont forget about those who have to clean up after you. Pick up your trash, says Joe Wilson, a janitor at the Underground. Many who eat at the Underground leave the remnants of

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their meal behind when they leave, Wilson says. For some reason the counters attract uncleanliness, he says. There are more than 10 garbage cans around the area, so use them.
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