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March 15, 2007 a day with the owner oF joes body art page 5

friendly competition
try trivia at local bars page 7

dance yourself fit

zuMba your way to a better body page 17

rockin women

Katlyn conroy and other FeMale artists prove that rocK n roll isnt just For boys anyMore. page 10
and Matthew Foster describes a deadly car accident and the realization that Followed. page 19

When I was a child, my mother enrolled me in piano lessons. Instead of explaining sheet music to me, my teacher labled each of the notes my tiny fingers could reach with the numbers one through five. One, two, three, two, one, one, one; I pounded out Mary Had a Little Lamb easily. But during our second week of lessons, my teacher introduced a dreaded number. Six. Twinkle Twinkle Little Star was beyond my five-note musical vocabulary, so I did what any 5-year-old would do: I quit. My stint as a pianist was followed by two years of cello (it was too heavy to carry up the driveway), four years of clarinet (I really wanted to play saxophone), two weeks of sax (not cool enough), a year of electric guitar (too cool) and four months of harmonica (much less appealing once I returned from Spain). Today, a Goodtime Banjo is taking up valuable space in my tiny apartment because I plan on learning a few bluegrass tunes (as soon as I find the time). I lack the dedication to start, join or even worship a band. Obviously, Im not the best role model for musically talented women. But Jayplay writer Jaime Netzer stuck with music, joined the band Aubrey and wrote the story on page 10 about girls who play in bands. So add her, and the women she writes about, to your list of musical heroes.

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St. Patricks Day Parade, The Elders and more A day on the job with tattoo artist Joe McGill

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health 17 speak 19

SOMA president Andrew Stangl

Dreadlocks! Crazy colors! Hair run amok!

RiddLE mE ThiS
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Play a game of trivia at a local bar

ShAkE iT FAST

A new workout shakes and shimmies into Lawrence

Becka Cremer, co-editor

ON THE COVER: PHOTO ILLUSTRATION/ ANNA FALTERMEIER

ShE ROckS

Women break into the rock n roll boys club

PHOTOGRAPHERS MCGUYVER STUFF Amanda Sellers Anna Faltermeier HEALTH GOOD FOR YOU Lindsey St. Clair Kim Wallace Elyse Weidner PEOPLE KNOW EVERYONE Sam Carlson Jennifer Denny Anne Weltmer OUT HIT THE TOWN Matt Elder Courtney Hagen Jaime Netzer

ThE TAO OF cOmpASSiON

Matthew Foster and the car crash that changed his life
CREATIVE CONSULTANT FOUR SEA CREATURES Carol Holstead WRITE TO US jayplay07@gmail.com JAYPLAY The University Daily Kansan 111 Stauffer-Flint Hall 1435 Jayhawk Blvd. Lawrence, KS 66045

JAYPLAYERS
EDITORS MAKIN IT HAPPEN Becka Cremer Dave Ruigh CLERK GETS AROUND TOWN Michael Peterson DESIGNERS MAKE IT PRETTY Katherine Loeck Bryan Marvin

NOTICE TAKE NOTE OF IT Laura Evers Dani Hurst Katrina Mohr CONTACT HELP YOUR LOVE LIFE Matthew Foster Nicole Korman

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VOLUME 4, ISSUE 23

Ca l e n d a r
Gallery Exhibit: The Dead Sea Scrolls. Science City at Union Station, 9:30 a.m.7:30 p.m., $2036, www.sciencecity.com. The Dead Sea Scrolls will be on display through May 13.

THURSDAY

march 15

Gallery Exhibit: The Dead Sea Scrolls. Science City, Union Station, 9:30 a.m.7:30 p.m., $2036, www.sciencecity.com. Gallery Exhibit: Jennifer Steinkamp. Kemper Museum of Contemporary Art, 10 a.m.9 p.m., FREE, www.kemperart.org.

FRIDAY

march 16

The 34th Annual Kansas City St. Patricks Day Parade. Downtown Kansas City, 11 a.m., www.kcirishparade.com. White Glove Tour of the Dole Archive. Dole Institute of Politics, 11:30 a.m., FREE, www. doleinstitute.org. St. Patricks Day Party feat. The Danny Pound Band, The Kinetiks, Red Lefty, The Afterparty, PBR Band and more. Replay Lounge, 12 p.m., 21+. Bob Walkenhorst . Record Bar, 12 p.m., 21+, www. bobwalkenhorst.com.

SATURDAY

march 17

Carillon Concert. Memorial Campanile, 5 p.m., FREE, www. carillon.ku.edu.

SUNDAY

march 18

Workshop: Stress and Time Management. 103B CarruthOLeary Hall, 9 a.m., FREE.

TUESDAY

march 20

VENUES

where?

Chess Night. Henrys on Eighth, 7 p.m., FREE, all ages. Republic Tigers/Great Glass Elevators/Peach Cake/1090 Club. Record Bar, 7 p.m, 18+, www.myspace.com/ therepublictigers. Poker Pub. The Pool Room, 7 p.m., FREE. Play for the chance to win prizes. The Blood Brothers/ Celebration/Moonrats. Granada, 8 p.m., all ages, $12 adv./ $14 at the door. Smackdown! Trivia. Bottleneck, 8:30 p.m., 18+, $5. Brody Buster and Mike Cibura Blues Duo. Harbour Lights, 10 p.m., 21+, $2. Dark Meat/Drakkar Sauna/ Hope for a Golden Summer. Jackpot Saloon, 10 p.m., 18+. Poker Pub. The Pool Room, 10 p.m., FREE.

Make n Take Crafts. Lawrence Public Library, 2:304 p.m., FREE. Baseball: Kansas vs. Northern Colorado. Hogland Ballpark, 4 p.m., ticket required, www. kuathletics.com. Jon Dee Graham/The Silos. Daveys Uptown Ramblers Club, 8:30 p.m., 21+, $10 adv./ $12 day of show, www.jondeegraham. com. Hooray for Earth. Grand Emporium, 9 p.m., 21+, www. hoorayforearth.net. Seklusion/Vaeda. Boobie Trap Bar, 9:30 p.m., all ages, $5-6. Pelican/Russian Circles/Young Widows. Record Bar, 10 p.m., 18+, www.myspace.com/pelican. Team Lift. Jackpot Saloon, 10 p.m., 18+, www. thejackpotsaloon.com. The Thermals. Bottleneck, all ages, $9.

Beaumont Club 4050 Pennsylvania St. Kansas City, Mo. (816) 561-2560

Gallery Exhibit: Jennifer Steinkamp. Kemper Museum of Contemporary Art, 10 a.m.4 p.m., FREE, www.kemperart.org. The Los Angeles-based artists work will be on display through May. Gallery Exhibit: The Neighborhood Show. Signs of Life, 10 a.m.11 p.m., FREE, www.signsoflifegallery.com. Eight local artists work will be on display. Lecture: Process in Formalization: Housing and Land Tenancy in San Jose, Costa Rica. 318 Bailey Hall, 12 p.m., FREE. A rice and beans lunch will be available with a donation. Lecture: A Saint in the City: Sufi Arts and Urban Senegal. Spencer Museum of Art, 12:15 p.m., FREE, www.spencerart. ku.edu. Tea Time. Traditions Area, Kansas Union, 3 p.m., FREE. Haste The Day/From Autumn To Ashes/Maylene and the Sons of Disaster. Bottleneck, 5 p.m., all ages, $15. UMKC Jazz Matinee. Mikes Tavern, 6 p.m., 21+. Nitty Gritty Dirt Band. VooDoo Lounge at Harrahs Casino, 7 p.m., 21+, $35, www.nittygritty. com. Film: Mardi Gras: Made in China. Alderson Auditorium, Kansas Union, 7 p.m., FREE. Fred Eaglesmith/Romi Mayes/ Scott Noland. Knuckleheads Saloon, 8 p.m., 21+, $15 adv./ $19 at the door. El Canero. Mikes Tavern, 9 p.m., 21+, www.myspace.com/ elcanero. The Old Black/Clutch of Undeath. Jackpot Saloon, 10 p.m., 18+, www.myspace.com/ theoldblack.

Bottleneck 737 New Hampshire St. Lawrence (785) 841-5483 The Brick 1727 McGee St. Kansas City, Mo. (816) 421-1634 Fatsos 1016 Massachusetts St. Lawrence (785) 865-4055 Gaslight Tavern 317 N. Second St. Lawrence (785) 856-4330 Grand Emporium 3832 Main St. Kansas City, Mo. (816) 531-1504 Harbour Lights 1031 Massachusetts St. Lawrence (785) 841-1960 Jackpot Saloon 943 Massachusetts St. Lawrence (785) 843-2846 The Jazzhaus 926 1/2 Massachusetts St. Lawrence (785) 749-3320 The Record Bar 1020 Westport Road Kansas City, Mo. (816) 753-5207 Replay Lounge 946 Massachusetts St. Lawrence (785) 749-7676 Signs of Life 722 Massachusetts St. Lawrence (785) 830-8030 Uptown Theater 3700 Broadway St. Kansas City, Mo. (816) 753-8665 VooDoo Lounge 1 Riverboat Drive Kansas City, Mo. (816) 889-7320

Gallery Exhibit: The Neighborhood Show. Signs of Life, 10 a.m. 11 p.m., FREE, www. signsoflifegallery.com. Walk-Ins Welcome Friday. Spencer Museum of Art, 10 a.m., FREE, www.spencerart.ku.edu. Arena Football: Kansas City vs. Dallas. Kemper Arena, 7 p.m., $9, www.kcbrigade.com. Trivia Riot. The Brick, 7 p.m., $5, www.thebrickkcmo.com. Players are welcome to come as a team or all alone. There is a $5 entry fee for all who wish to play. Professional Championship Bullriders Tour. Kansas Expocenter, 7:30 p.m., www. ksexpo.com. Roman Numerals/The Republic Tigers. Voodoo Lounge at Harrahs Casino, 8 p.m., 21+, www.myspace.com/ romannumerals. March Metal Massacre. Grand Emporium, 8 p.m., all ages. The Brainwaves. Mikes Tavern, 8 p.m., 21+, www.myspace.com/ thebrainwaves. Mirror Image/The Biggs/ Global Warming. Boobie Trap Bar, 8:30 p.m., all ages, $5-6, www.myspace.com/ mirrorimagetriplets. Chubby Carrier. Knuckleheads Saloon, 9 p.m., 21+. Ladyfinger/His Mischief/Rent Money Big. Replay Lounge, 10 p.m., 21+, $2, www.myspace. com/ladyfinger. Pert Near Sandstone/ Deadman Flats. Jackpot Saloon, 10 p.m., 18+, www. pertnearsandstone.com. Cosmic Bowling. Jaybowl, Kansas Union, 10 p.m.

Lawrence St. Patricks Day Parade. South Park, 1 p.m., www. lawrencestpatricksdayparade. com. Gym Class Heroes/RX Bandits/ P.O.S./K-OS. Granada, 6 p.m., all ages, $13, www.myspace.com/ gymclassheroes. The Elders. Uptown Theatre, 7:30 p.m., all ages, $2348, www. eldersmusic.com. Professional Championship Bullriders Tour. Kansas Expocenter, 7:30 p.m., www. ksexpo.com. The Leo Project/Vice and Virture/Johnny Rook. Grand Emporium, 8 p.m., all ages, www. theleoproject.com. TV on the Radio. VooDoo Lounge at Harrahs Casino, 8 p.m., 21+, $15, www. tvontheradio.com. Razorwire Halo. Mikes Tavern, 8 p.m., 21+,www.myspace.com/ razorwirehalo. That Damn Sasquatch. Boobie Trap Bar, 9:30 p.m., all ages, $56. Cosmic Bowling. Jaybowl, Kansas Union, 10 p.m. An Angle/Paleo. Bottleneck, 18+, $5. Death of Faith. Mikes Tavern, 21+, www.myspace.com/ deathoffaithmusic. Head for the Hills. Jazzhaus, $5

Playing with Your Food. Dyche Hall, 10 a.m., FREE, www.nhm.ku.edu. Hands-on demonstrations and activities with kitchen foods. Creative Movement and Music. Lawrence Public Library, 2:303:15 p.m., FREE, www. lawrence.lib.ks.us. Beyond Blue Mondays with Lee Mcbee, Pat Nichols and Friends. Jackpot Saloon, 5 p.m., all ages, FREE. Spanktones Open Jam Session. Jazzhaus, 9 p.m., 21+, $2. Mejudice/Abject Horror/ Strength Beyond U. Hurricane, 9 p.m. Seminar: Kansas City Jazz. Regnier Hall Auditorium, Edwards Campus, 7 p.m., FREE. A jazz bassist, drummer and pianist will perform.

MONDAY

march 19

Chess Night. Aimees Coffee House, 7 p.m., FREE.

WEDNESDAY

march 21

Stand Up, Stand Off w/Roy Wood Jr. Hawks Nest, Kansas Union, 7 p.m. Todd Oliver. VooDoo Lounge at Harrahs Casino, 7 p.m., 21+, $15, www.funnydog.com. The Sword/Priestbird/ Yearlong Disaster/Lethe. Bottleneck, 9 p.m., 18+, $9. Rockabilly Roundup feat. The Rumblejetts. Knuckleheads Saloon, 7:30 p.m., 21+, FREE. Theater: The Maids. CraftonPreyer Theatre, Murphy Hall, 7:30 p.m., $10, www.kutheatre.com. Coffee and Culture. Lobby, Kansas Union, 8 p.m. Fresh Ink. The Jazzhaus, 10 p.m., $3, www.jazzhaus.com.

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MUSIC THAT MOVES YOU

Listener: Brian Katz, Deerfield, Ill., senior Tune: Joyful Noise by the Derek Trucks Band While pumpin the jams, he was: Sitting on a bench outside of Bailey Hall He says: My iPod was about to run out of batteries and I wanted to listen to this one song before class. Listener: Kyli Christopher, Lees Summit, Mo., freshman Tune: Youre Ever So Inviting by Underoath While pumpin the jams, she was: Headed to the Underground She says: Theyre coming in town tonight so Im getting ready for their show. Listener: Kyle Gorynski, Topeka senior Tune: Panda by Dungen While pumpin the jams, he was: Headed to the lawn to read for his chemistry class He says: Its really energetic and something new. I really like the change in moods. Listener: Hadley Kombrink, Shawnee freshman Tune: Warning Sign by Coldplay While pumpin the jams, she was: Waiting in Wescoe Hall for her English class to start She says: Its fitting with the two books Im reading, kind of mellow and emotional.
Sam Carlson

Back in the day: Katzer was busy waiting tables at Henry Ts during her three-and-a-half years at the University, which she describes as being her escape from school. She also competed for the KU Varsity Womens Rowing Team for a year and was a member of Chi Omega sorority. The grad life: After graduating in the fall, Katzer stuck around Lawrence to walk down the hill in May. She married her fianc less than a year later and took a job with Barkley Evergreen & Partners, an ad agency where she was a Media Planner for a year and a half. Today: Katzer now works for Pennington & Co., a fundraising, consulting and public relations firm for fraternities and sororities. She travels a couple of weeks each month to visit with alumni from schools across the nation. In May 2006, her husbands accounting job with Deloitte & Touche moved

GRAD CHECK

the couple to Stamford, Conn., but Katzer continued her job as senior consultant for Pennington & Co. Its been so fast paced, but I love that. Theres so much to do! she says. They will continue to live in Connecticut for two more years before relocating to an undecided location. Her goals are simple:I just always have to have something going on: volunteering, a job, kids, whatever it might be, she says. I never want to be bored. She says: Katzer loved the beautiful spring days walking on campus and seeing friends, but she would have liked to take each day with more excitement during her time as an undergrad. I wish I would have lived in every moment. You kind of go through the motions go to class, not appreciate it. But live in every moment. Once college is gone, its gone, she says.
Jennifer Denny

Emilee Katzer

Year: 2002 Degree: Strategic Communications Hometown: Ottawa

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LivinG ArT

peopLe

Joe McGill, owner of Joes Body Art, outlines a tattoo on the arm of one of his customers. Each needle McGill uses can make 3,000 holes per minute and fill them with ink.

The tattoos Joe McGill inks on his customers are almost as interesting as the man himself.
by Anne Weltmer
A man stops in the middle of the lane on Vermont Street just outside of the Lawrence Public Library, honks at me getting out of my car, pulls his navy sedan into a parallel parking spot, and walks across the street and into Joes Body Art right behind me. He greets Joe McGill, the owner of the parlor, and the seven other people in the room, then sits in a tall-backed chair with wooden armrests in the corner of the room next to a shelf full of childrens books and starts sketching out his next tattoo. Chris Lang, the graying, wavy-haired man in the corner doodling an image of the Predator, is one of the people whom McGill works on regularly in his parlor. Working with the people is fun, sometimes out-ofthe-ordinary, but his love of the job is more than just meeting interesting people and drawing on them. I got fascinated with it because it really is a living art, McGill says about why hes been tattooing for more than 25 years. If people die, the art dies. The artworks going with them. McGill, originally from Sedan, moved to the Lawrence area when he was 15 years old. He took all the art classes he could in high school in Perry and one more at the University of Kansas. After partying too hard and failing the class, he decided college wasnt for him. After that he painted houses to support himself, but continued to draw and paint in his spare time until he met someone who knew how to make a homemade tattooing machine in 1980. Its addicting to give and receive tattoos, McGill says, so he tattooed out of his house in the late 1980s and early 1990s until a law was passed that tattoo artists had to be certified. He wasnt happy about the change and tried to convince the authorities to grandfather him into the new system because hed had so much experience. But he ended up having to get certified anyway. McGills been tattooing professionally since 1994, but opened Joes Body Art at its current location, 714 Vermont St., three years ago. The Red Hot Chili Peppers Snow (Hey Oh) plays faintly from an old black boombox, but the closest noise to me is the hum of the drill hollowing 24,000 holes per minute into the arm of Travis Baucom, a Haskell Indian Nations University

PHOTOS/ SARAH LEONARD

i GoT fAscinATed WiTh [TATTooinG] becAuse iT reALLy is A LivinG ArT. if peopLe die, The ArT dies. The ArTWorks GoinG WiTh TheM. Joe McGiLL
freshman from Cowita, Okla., and filling them in the shape of a lion coming out of fog. McGill uses eight needles, each with a capacity to make and fill 3,000 holes per minute with ink. He stares intently at his newest artwork through his thick, black-rimmed glasses. Hes wearing an old Harley-Davidson short-sleeved T-shirt with holes around the pockets. Im trying to observe McGill at work and question Baucom about his new tattoo, but Lang insists that I be the one interviewed first. He asks me the usual get-acquainted questions, and then if I have a tattoo. I dont. Then Lang opens up about himself. I ask him what his first tattoo was, but he says he was young and drunk in China and it wasnt the best idea, even though he was going to get one anyway. He says a 14-year-old boy gave him a rose-and-heart design on his forearm, but I cant see the original version when I ask because McGill has reworked it, Lang says. Want me to take my shirt off? he asks after I inquire about his other tattoos. He wants to show me the latest parts of his full-back tattoo that he and McGill have been working on in phases, so he takes off his Harley-Davidson thermal longsleeved T-shirt and shows me his thick back. McGills quiet demeanor doesnt hide his amusement at Langs forwardness and he shows his orange chewing gum as he grins. But he does agree with Lang that the body is a canvas to express oneself. Langs back looks like a scene from Lord of the Rings: craggy mountains extend from his scapula to his love handles with a lake, a castle and figurines on either side. He says it hurt so bad getting the tattoo on his ribs that he had to take a break. I ask if he planned on doing any more tonight, and he said probably not he just wanted to stop by and

hang out. Like an old-fashioned barbershop, people drop in just to hang out, talk and see who can lie the most, Lang says. Lang says McGill has either created or modified every tattoo on his body, and there are a lot his arms and back are covered in ink. He says that he didnt have a master plan when he started getting tattoos, but hes noticed a pattern of good and evil emerge. My body is a battleground. I think we all are a spiritual battleground, Lang says. Now he tries to plan his tattoos accordingly. He says he finds out more about himself from them and does them in reaction to big events in his life, such as his break-up with an exgirlfriend. Baucom agrees and says he thinks of them as scars. Every time he goes through a traumatic experience, he wants to get a tattoo to remind himself that he survived it. The lion emerging from the fog represents passing through all of the obstacles in his life, Baucom says. He decided to get it after he had a dream about the image and soon after received an acceptance letter to attend Haskell. While all of this is going on, McGills 12-year-old

stepdaughter, Haley, is also hanging out in the tattoo parlor with her friend. She fits right in the casual atmosphere with her hooded sweatshirt and jeans on. She calls McGill Joe when she jokes around with him; shes not shy at all. She plays on the computer and answers the phone for McGill while he works. His wife calls to see if he can take Haley to church later that night; he says yes. McGills work schedule is flexible. On his business card, it says open 2 p.m. to 8 p.m. or later. He has a pretty low-key life for such an old man, Lang says jokingly. McGill is not really old; hes only 47. He still has a heavy, untrimmed black beard with two white streaks down either corner of his chin, and a black ponytail hanging out of the back of his denim cap. McGill says hes not going anywhere. Besides Haley, he has another stepdaughter and a new baby on the way. He plans on staying in Lawrence although maybe not in his current location because the rents too pricey for the rest of his tattooing days. He says its not a physically demanding job, so he plans on doing it until hes really old.

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St. patricks
day specials

Girl 1: Did you know if you stick gum in your nose, it kind of acts like menthol and opens up your nasal passages? Girl 2: Sick! Girl: I mean, I dont even know what Im going to write about. I mean, are beaches American?

WESCOE wit
Girl 1: Do you want to rent a movie tonight? Girl 2: Sure. You know what I should do? I should open up a place where people can rent books. Girl 1: Like a library? Girl 1: I just I cant afford dollars right now. Girl 2: You cant afford dollars?

Girl 1: (Pulls out a handful of one-dollar bills from her wallet) Guy 1: What do they call you, Wads? Girl 1: I know; I need to go to the bank. These are all ones, I swear. Girl 2: Ohhh stripper!

23 WINGS!

Laura Evers

tOmOrrOWS
Its happened to everyone: You get home from class and realize somethings missing from your bag. If your lost item is not in the office of the building where you lost it, check the centralized Lost and Found at the KU Public Safety Office, 1501 Crestline Dr. The Lost and Found room is a temporary home to many common items such as clothing, electronics, books

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and accessories. And, every so often, something as random as three garden gnomes turns up, says Captain Schuyler Bailey, KU Public Safety Office spokesman. People trying to recover a lost item must be able to describe it, so engrave or have something identifiable on valuables such as iPods, Bailey says. And if you lose something nice, dont simply assume someone took it. Things get away from us, but there are a

lot of honest people walking around who turn in wallets full of money, he says. When any form of ID is turned in, the Public Safety Office will attempt to contact the person, he says. Items are kept for three months; after that, reusable items are donated to charity organizations in Lawrence. For more information about lost items, call (785) 864-5910.
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Riddle me This

oUT

TRiviA Tips fRom Those Who kNoW iT besT

If youre an expert in something, hone those skills. Im not embarrassed to admit I know my celebrity gossip, says Laura Watkins, 2006 graduate. I keep up on all of the online gossip blogs. Dont take yourself too seriously. This one time, a team was trying to prove that a wrong answer they had given was right, and someone said No, thats right, I saw it on eBay! Watkins says. Now people repeat that as a joke if they answer wrong.

Play with a small group, says Andy Morton, host of Smackdown! Trivia. If a team comes in with 12 people, from our standpoint, that team is not going to win. Theres no way its too many people to argue with. Vary your expertise, Morton says. Dont bring your two roommates who also share your Star Trek obsession. Listen to NPR or watch CNN, says Dan Pierron, Olathe senior, because theres usually a current events category.

PHOTOS/ ANNA FALTeRMeIeR

Question: What is trivia? Answer: A better way to spend your time at bars.
by Jaime Netzer
The host announced the final category: this day in history. Laura Watkins, 2006 graduate, took a swig of her Newcastle and decided with the three guys on her team to bet all of their points. They were far behind the other 11 teams playing at the Brick, 1727 McGee St. in Kansas City, Mo., that Friday night, and had nothing to lose. On what show was John Lennons death first announced? Watkins was worried. Under pressure her memory is horrible, she says. Then it hit her. Just from a time I randomly vegged out in front of VH1 for like, 20 hours, I remembered it was announced on Monday Night Football, Watkins says. Because of Watkinss ability to retain this seemingly useless piece of information, her team was the only one to answer the question correctly. They won first place. Watkins is one of several dozen regular trivia players in Lawrence. She plays almost every week in different bars around town. Watkins says she enjoys trivia because shes naturally competitive and learns interesting, random facts. But the main reason she plays is to spend time with her friends, she says. So if youre stuck in Lawrence over spring break, avoid the usual get-drunk-and-standaround routine, and give trivia a try you just might learn something useless. What is trivia? Trivia first took off in the United States in 1927, although the term wasnt coined until the 1960s. The publication of a series

Members of trivia team The Best Team Ever brainstorm during trivia night at The Brick in Kansas City, Mo., Friday night while host, Megan Metzger, reads off trivia questions. they receive double the points. The points are also doubled in the second round, and at the end comes a final question, for which teams know the category and must make a wager before they are asked the question. The team with the most points wins. Smackdown in L-town Several bars around town host trivia nights. Andy Morton hosts what is arguably Lawrences most popular trivia night, Smackdown! Trivia at the Bottleneck, 737 New Hampshire St. There are a lot of people that just remember the strangest things, Morton says.Where else are you going to be able to vomit up all of that knowledge? Jon Nicklas, Overland Park senior and a regular trivia player, says that people who are into trivia are usually relatively smart people who like to learn eclectic information that can come in handy during conversation. For some reason, I like knowing obscure facts, Nicklas says. The best moments in trivia are when the answer hits you like a bolt of lightning, says Dan Pierron, Olathe senior, who plays and hosts trivia regularly in Lawrence. Pierrons love of trivia began with Trivial Pursuit when he was a kid. He participated in scholars bowls in high school and now plays at bars for fun. During school breaks, he usually doesnt miss an episode of Jeopardy!, he says. Some people might be naturally more inclined than others to soak up trivial information, says Ray Hamel, a former trivia writer for the New York Times and co-author of The New York Times Trivia Quiz Book. He says that the ability to recall trivia is a talent that people are born with. Ive known people who try blunt force memorization of facts, Hamel says. Trivia people want to know what they know studying takes the fun out of it. Both Hamel and Morton, the trivia host, have experience on the other side of the trivia aisle as well: they have to write it. Hamel says that most of the puzzles he writes begin with a basic theme and he then formulates questions related to that theme. Most of the questions come straight from his own trivia-filled memory, Hamel says. He then fills in the last few pieces needed by looking online or in a thesaurus. Morton has to write 100 new questions each week for Smackdown! Trivia, an event he has hosted for seven years. Do that math, he says. Sometimes it feels like a chore for Morton, and other times he has no trouble creating the 12 categories and questions to fit them, he says. Morton says that sometimes he intentionally tries to irk people with the categories he creates. His favorite example? Full House questions. Trivia is a creative effort; hosts come up with categories like celebrity pedophiles and famous cheatersand teams who play trivia create team names like the Fibonacci Sequins and the Amazing Racists . The winners of trivia usually earn a small cash prize, but they also walk out with enough tidbits of worthless information to add up to one bloated ego and several weeks worth of bragging rights.

of popular quizbooks called Ask Me Another, filled with questions like what is a Bunsen burner? and how do kangaroos carry their offspring? got Americans hooked on quizzing themselves. Trivia in Lawrence is set up in a system similar to the one used on Jeopardy!. Teams select categories and answer questions for points. One team can challenge another team if they think the other team wont be able to come up with the answer. If the other team fails, the original team receives double the points. If the team being challenged answers the questions correctly,

plAy TRiviA This Week

Sunday, March 18 Smackdown! Trivia at the Bottleneck, 737 New Hampshire St. Cost: $5 Wednesday, March 19 Live Action Pub Trivia Show at Conroys Pub, 3115 W. 6th St. Cost: Free Thursday, March 22 Brainville Trivia Show at Johnnys Tavern, 410 N. 2nd St. Cost: $5

Friday, March 23 Trivia Riot at the Brick, 1727 McGee St., Kansas City, Mo. Cost: $5

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THIS WEEKEND
Before you fly off to Cancun or Nassau, make the short trek to Kansas City for the citys 34th annual St. Patricks Day Parade. The parade is the fourth largest St. Patricks Day celebration in the nation and will stretch for more than a mile in downtown Kansas City, Mo. The parade starts at 11 a.m. in front of Union Station on Pershing and Main Streets and will travel east and then north, ending at 15th Street. This years parade, set with the theme of Celebrating St. Patrick in Kansas City, will feature balloons two to three stories high and thousands of marchers, says Gary Jones, director of media relations for the parade committee. The committee is expecting a crowd of more than 100,000 revelers and recommends coming early to stake out a spot at the parades starting point to get the best views, Jones says. For more information on the parade, visit www.kcirishparade.com. Courtney Hagen

fooD rEvIEW
smoothies
strawberry GinGer smoothie
Local Burger 714 Vermont St. $4 12 oz., $5 16 oz.

As the days get longer and temperatures inch up the thermostat, a sumptuous smoothie may be just the thing to refresh and recharge you before your next class or game of Frisbee. Jayplays Jaime Netzer breaks down Lawrences best locally made smoothies.

Granita italian Cream soda

J & S Coffee Co Inc. 4821 W. Sixth St. $2.55 16 oz., $3 20 oz.

This recipe could use some tweaking the smoothie ended up pretty slushy after a spin in the blender. The saccharin sweetness was overwhelming.

strawberry banana smoothie

Sylas & Maddys Ice Cream 1014 Massachusetts St. $4 16 oz.

The price isnt worth the unpleasant zing of this dairy-free strawberry smoothie. Somewhere between the strawberry and the excessive ginger, the smoothie ends up tasting like butter.

BEST: strawberry Fruit smoothie

Unlike their crave-worthy ice cream, the flavors in this smoothie are muted and transparently artificial. Save your taste buds: select a smoothie elsewhere.

Aimees Coffee House 1025 Massachusetts St. $2.95 16 oz., $3.25 20 oz. Quality ingredients must be the secret behind this simple smoothie blend. Ice, milk and strawberry syrup add up to a sweet treat.

Jaime Netzer

All rATINgS ArE ouT of A poSSIblE fIvE STArS.

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BITCH +

I met thIs guy two weeks ago and we hung out every day for a week. thIs week, we only hung out three tImes, but Im certaIn Its because he had a lot of homework. we talked about doIng somethIng thIs past weekend, but he never called. I called hIm and he apologIzed and then we made tentatIve plans but then he broke those plans. whats goIng on? Im freakIng out. he told me he lIkes me, so why Is he actIng thIs way? elIzabeth, sophomore
Elizabeth, you need to pull over, cause youre doing 80 in a 25. Youve known the guy for two measly weeks and youre already spending every day with him? Put on the brakes. Instead of agreeing to see him every time he calls you, force him to set dates with you. That way youre not waiting by the phone wondering if you have plans tonight or not. Train him to book you in advance. Hell place a greater value on you and youll also rest easier. And also, if you have set plans, hell have to call you when he needs to break them, as opposed to just leaving you hanging because your plans were tentative anyway. OK, so now that youve slowed down, the next thing you need to do is stick your butt in a bucket of ice water, because youre right, you are freaking out. Theres no need you only had trouble getting together with him for two days. Thats another reason why hanging out too much too soon is a bad idea. It really screws up your perception of timing. Who knows what could have been going on for him this weekend? Relax. Hell call. But if by Monday or Tuesday you havent heard from him, then you can start to let go of the loser. If he does call, which he probably will, say Oh, dont worry about this weekend. Its no big deal. Hell probably want to hang out that same night; thats when you say, Sorry, I actually have a ton of homework tonight and I have a really busy week, but either Tuesday or Thursday would be good. Then he picks a day. Then you pick a time. And then you have a date. Keep it nice and slow from now on and youll have more time to figure out if you want to be dating this guy at all. Good luck.

moan

with Niloofar Shahmohammadi

Im really hot for my bIology professor, and hes Into me too. he hasnt done anythIng about It, but Im havIng trouble concentratIng In class. I daydream about hIm all the tIme. Ive been thInkIng about goIng to offIce hours and askIng hIm out. I know Its a lIttle taboo, but were both legal adults so Its not a bIg deal, rIght? lIsa, freshman
Yeah, youre both adults, so use your adult brain and think about the consequences. KU has clearly laid out the policy on relationships of unequal power, which you can find online at www.hreo.ku.edu/policies_ procedures/other/ConsentRelation.pdf. Basically, dont start anything, and if you do, the University community wont support you. You could also be screwing your grades (no pun intended) and doing a lot more damage to a lot more people than you realize. If this is true love, it can wait until the end of the semester.

Please send your questions and concerns to bitch@kansan.com

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for years, women were excluded from the boys-only rock n roll club. today, a growing number of female artists are bridging the gender gap in the local music scene.

PhotoS/ aNNa FaLtermeier

Megan Brozanic and Megan Dudley of Dolly Surprise DJ at The Eighth Street Tap Room, 801 New Hampshire St. instrument instead. a lot of boys saw a video on mtV when they were 12 and thought, i want to be the front man of a rock n roll band, Lane says. most girls dont have that kind of egotistical drive, she says. Women like Britney Spears, Christina aguilera and even Pat Benatar are not rock n roll musicians, Lane says. they are pop stars. She also says the women who are in rock are often perceived as scary or trashy. You just dont see the badass i write my own music and play in a good rock n roll band woman, Lane says. Not that there arent female musicians out there who are successful and influential. Conroy can list several female-fronted bands she listens to regularly (rilo Kiley, tilly & the Wall and matson Jones, for example), but she says that she looks more often to male musicians for inspiration and influence. Conroy writes the lyrics and melodies for another holiday and tries to incorporate techniques used by singer-songwriters such as Bob Dylan and Conor oberst of Bright eyes. Conroy likes the idea of writing in a way that someone wouldnt necessarily expect from a female. Women and rock have had a tenuous relationship. the concepts of rock n roll and femininity just dont go hand in hand, Shaw, the author, says.rock is about rebellion, machismo and sex, she says. its anything but feminine. Shaw even points to the physical design of instruments like the guitar shoulder to catch the eye of Couch as another subtle reminder that as they begin to play. She smiles women are out of place in rocknroll. at him and he returns the gesture Shaw says the guitar was originally while bobbing his body to the a womens parlor instrument. gentle and precise beat coming then it just kept increasing in size from their drummer. until today. Women tell me that it another holidays music is not smashes their boobs! she says. up-tempo, and i suspect this is a conscious C o n r o y choice to show doesnt have to deal with a Rock is about Rebellion, off Conroys talent. She has guitar, though. machismo and sex. its the kind of voice She spends her anything but feminine. that makes you time on stage sitting upright susan shaw, co-authoR slow down. it rests confidently on a stool with of Girls rock! in the back of a mic positioned her throat and is in front of her pure and strong mouth and piano keys just below her fingertips. until she flips into falsetto. then it Couch says he doesnt feel like becomes light and slightly breathy. Conroy turns back around and Conroy is out of place in his band. in fact, when his band was looking for begins to tap her feet on the floor in a new vocalist, the fliers specified time with the music. that they preferred a female lead, having Conroy join the band though they would have considered didnt change their dynamic that much, Couch says. as far as telling males as well. the appeal of the female lead vocal can be elusive to crude jokes, he says the guys in pin down. theres just something the band just dont hold back. he charming about female vocals, remembers wondering if one band Couch says. he says that when a member with an especially small band wins him over because of a bladder would refrain from using voice, the singer is usually female. the restroom located smack dab Female leads are usually used to in the middle of their rehearsal add sensitivity to music. Conroy likes space as often once Conroy joined to hear a female voice that is harder the band. Nothing changed; the or loud, but its not that common, frequent bathroom trips lived on. she says. Girls cant necessarily be Standing on stage, illuminated badasses on stage, she says. or if by spotlights and exposed to they do, somehow its not honest. however many people may be watching on a particular night, its One of the guys in a skirt only natural for any girl in a band to Conroy peers over her right be aware of the way she looks to an audience. Conroy wants to be taken seriously as a musician. She never wants to be seen as an accessory or as the visual pleasure or hot-ness factor in another holiday. however, she does put time and thought into dressing up for shows. i have a unique, crazy sense of style and it does add a visual effect, Conroy says.i can pull off a lot of things the guys in my band couldnt. Skirts, make-up and strategically exposed skin can change the audiences perception of a show. appearance can even be a way to draw in fans, but most female musicians are uncomfortable with this. megan Dudley, a DJ for the all-female group Dolly Surprise, also based in Lawrence, relays some mixed experiences about appearance and music. my friends tell me that people will come up to them and say, oh, Dolly Surprise, you should see them, theyre hot, Dudley says. We dont promote ourselves as these sexy girls we like to emphasize the fact that were women, but there are no naked pictures of ourselves on fliers. Where my girls at? Dudley says shes surprised by the lack of a strong female presence in the local music scene. She says that because she views Lawrence as a progressive city, she would expect to see lots of different kinds of people in bands. however, Lane, who has been touring with ad astra per aspera CONTINUED ON PAGE 12 an $80 million record deal with Virgin records makes Janet Jackson the highestpaid entertainer of all time

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(above) Kate Furst of Dolly Surprise DJs at The Eighth Street Tap Room, 801 New Hampshire St., Saturday night. Furst is in the allfemale group with Megan Brozanic and Megan Dudley. (right) Katlyn Conroy performs with Another Holiday March 1 at the Bottleneck, 737 New Hampshire St.

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Katlyn Conroy, an 18-year-old high school senior from Kansas City, mo., steps up onto the slightly elevated wooden stage. its bitterly cold outside, but Conroy is dressed in a thin lacey white top and a short denim skirt. an asymmetrical slip peeps out from underneath the frayed denim, and Conroys bare legs meet white leather boots that fold at her ankles. When i first saw Conroy walk into PJs restaurant and Pub, 1129 Laramie St. in manhattan, i assumed she was dating someone in the band. i watched the doorman place pungent black Xs on her hands and wondered why she was at the club long before the show would start. though ive been the only girl in a five-piece band for the past three years, i still made the assumption that this girl wouldnt be sharing the bill with me that night. Conroy plays with another holiday, an indie-pop band based in Lawrence. as they took the stage and she settled herself behind her keyboard and pushed her unkempt hair out of her face, i wondered about her. Was she the lead singer? Did she do any of the writing? Did she always dress up for shows? Conroy is part of a relatively small population of female musicians in the Lawrence area. though www. lawrence.com lists 317 local bands, only a handful of those bands have an active female presence. rock and roll has traditionally been a boys club, and women who have pursued careers in rock have faced struggles since the 1950s. however, the expanding presence of an alternative and independent music scene has helped to carve a niche for women whose voices may

have otherwise gone unheard. Elvis stole my music most people place the birth of rock n roll around 1954, with the arrival of Bill haley and the Comets. Womens presence in popular music actually pre-dated mens, says Susan Shaw, co-author of Girls Rock! 50 years of Women Making Music. For many years, both female and african-american music was essentially co-opted by white men, she says. Big mama thornton recorded hound Dog long before elvis got a hold of it, Shaw says. Because these women were kept out of the public eye, young girls had very few role models to look to, Shaw says. Without examples of women succeeding in rock, young girls had no proof that it was possible. aaron Couch, overland Park junior and guitarist for another holiday, remembers when he was in middle school and first started playing guitar. When he was younger he listened to classic rock musicians like Jimi hendrix whose songs, he says, were pretty misogynistic. the song Foxy Lady is a pretty politically incorrect song, Couch says. these old rock n roll guys were all about the conquest of women, not necessarily seeing them as viable artistic people. Parents usually arent much help either. Julie Lane, keyboardist and vocalist for the Lawrence-based band ad astra per aspera, says most young girls parents dont encourage them to buy electric guitars or amplifiers. Lane, who took piano lessons throughout her childhood, says that most young girls took lessons for some other

Women dominate the Grammy awards. Winners include Carole King and Carly Simon the Supremes release their first record

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Wanda Jackson, the female elvis, is called the queen of rockabilly. the Chordettes and the Chantels emerge as the first girl groups.

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how to staRt youR caReeR as a female in music

Megan Dudley of Dolly Surprise: Be different. try not to focus too much about making a huge statement, but have something to say. People respond to something honest going on. Julie Lane of Ad Astera per Aspera: Put it out there that you are competent and you know how to play music. if you know the way notes and chords work, you know just as much as some guy with a bass. You also have to have a thick skin. Susan Shaw, co-author of Girls Rock!: Dont listen to people who discourage you. really work on the music, know your theory and take your craft seriously. Dont turn yourself into an object in order to succeed in rock, and dont let it be about what you look like. Let it be about the music. Katlyn Conroy of Another Holiday: Dont sell yourself short. Dress like you want. Dont restrict yourself. You want to talk about subject matter out of the norm? Do it. remember, youre a musician. Boy or girl, if you have talent, and more importantly the drive, dont let miniscule details like your gender keep you down.

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the Lilith Fair tour spotlights female headliners

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CONTINUED FROM PAGE 11 for five years, says that she sees more women in bands now than she used to. There have been three or four nights on this tour where every other band weve played with had a woman in it, Lane says. Its almost becoming cool to have a girl in a band, Lane says. This is great in many ways, she says, but its also nice to have competent musicians in a band instead of having a girl just for the sake of having a girl. There still arent that many girls shredding on lead guitar, but when you see it its really cool, Lane says. While Dudley works at Rudys, 701 Massachusetts St., she mentions upcoming shows to people and says they are often surprised to learn she is a DJ. They give me this look, like, Are you serious? Youre a girl. Dudley says people have a certain idea in their heads of what a DJ or musician looks like, which she doesnt always fit. There was a band in the Northwest known as Swamp Mama Johnson who had a regional following, Dudley says. They were about to sign with a major label, but when an executive told them that they needed new hairdos, sexier clothes and to lose weight, they refused to sign. Women want to be themselves and express the sexiness of rock n roll in a way thats empowering, Shaw says, not in a way that conforms to pressures and

expectations should look.

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Slowly but surely Women are often ignored or misunderstood when they go into music stores to buy equipment, Shaw says. Women often report male employees assuming theyre purchasing equipment for their boyfriends, or simply being rude if a girl is trying to purchase an electric guitar, bass or drum kit. Doormen, bartenders and other men who also sometimes prejudge women. Lane recently had a negative experience on tour at a bar in Missouri. After loading in her equipment, she approached the bartender and ordered a PBR, explaining that it was free because of a drink special for the band. The bartender responded that the special was for the band, not girlfriends of band members. Im sure my face got really red because I was mad, Lane says. I wanted to say, Why would you assume that just because Im a girl I would never be in a band? Instead, Lane corrected the bartender, who she says was especially nice to her the rest of the night. Lane says she has often been called sweetheart or had people assume that she was setting up her boyfriends drums. Women are also routinely mistreated in the record industry, Shaw says. She credits improved technology as a step toward gender equality in rock n roll.

Women no longer have to rely on a record company to give them a contract, because they are able to make a living by making CDs and selling them independently. It might not make as much money as having a record deal, Shaw says, but a lot of alternative rockers arent interested in making the big bucks. They just want to be able to make a living playing their music. And what about those women role models? The more girls who show up in bands today, the more younger girls may decide to pursue careers in rock n roll. One of the best parts about being a woman in a band is being at the merchandise table and talking with younger female fans after the show, Lane says. The younger girls are really excited to see her and her bandmate Brooke Hunt playing, she says.They realize, Oh, I can use all of those piano lessons I took for years and

years, Lane says. She says she feels good because the girls are a lot less frightened to approach her or Hunt than to talk with the guys in her band. Curtain call The music fades out and Conroy hunches up her shoulders, tilts her head and demurely thanks the audience again, as though no one has ever liked her bands music before. Her face spreads into one last shy smile as the between-set music gets louder and conversation resumes. She unplugs the black cords from the back of her keyboard and smiles as she walks into the shrieks and admiration of her friends. I stop her to tell her she is fantastic, and she thanks me. As she turns to leave, I cannot help but feel both embarrassed for doubting that Conroy was a musician and pleased that she has proved me wrong.

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PeOPLe

The separation of church and student

by Sam Carlson

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serious person who is never afraid to voice his opinion. Scott says he and Stangl disagree on such issues as abortion but that Stangl is extremely respectful of other peoples opinions while standing firmly behind his own. His chief weapon is definitely his tongue, Scott says. Stangl joined the group his freshman year, when SOMA held its meetings in a small alcove in the Kansas Union. The group outgrew the area and now meets in the International Room in the Union, and at most meetings every seat is taken. The mood tonight is light and the laughs plentiful. The topic is the Ten Commandments, or, as one member calls them, the Cliffs Notes of the Bible. Besides planning events and scheduling lecturers for SOMA, Stangl must make time for school. This time can be hard to come by, considering his three majors: political science, international studies and French; and one minor, history. Its really just my way of saying I dont know what to do with my life, Stangl says. Although he comes from a religious background, Stangl began to lean toward secular beliefs before he arrived at the University. He attended an Episcopalian church until he was 6 years old and began to think critically about his beliefs in high school. His study of Christianity led to an eventual rejection of it and Stangl says he became an atheist during his senior year of high school. I got through about 450 pages of the Bible that I had and stopped, he says. I discovered what I was doing was basically creating a religion based upon what I wanted to believe. SOMAs name alone intrigued Stangl at first and the group soon provided him with a circle of friends that he remains close with today. He even met his fiance through the group. He says these close bonds help he and the group remain steadfast in their mission to serve the community of secular students on campus. According to the Universitys Student Organizations Web site, there are 44 registered religious groups on campus. SOMA, however, is the only secular group. Stangl says his group not only serves as a network for secular students but also as an outreach program that benefits the community. SOMAs major fundraiser,Soul Auction, benefits the Douglas County AIDS Project. After an audience bids on the souls of participants, the participants must perform pre-determined activities for the highest bidders. These activities include anything from manual labor to going out on a date. Half of the profits go to the AIDS Project while the other half goes to SOMA. Another event, Ask an

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Andrew Stangl, right, SOMA president, with fellow group members.

Andrew Stangl sits silently at the front of the room, listening intently to the 25 people who have gathered for the bi-weekly meeting of the Society of Open-Minded Atheists and Agnostics (SOMA). Stangl, Wichita senior, is the president of the club. Besides a brief introduction and a review of upcoming events, Stangl rarely speaks. His reserved temperament matches his simple, conservative clothes and haircut. But dont be fooled. Hes a radical in choir boys clothing, says Paul Scott, assistant professor of French and director of the 2005 study abroad program in France that Stangl participated in. Scott describes Stangl as a lighthearted yet

Atheist, is scheduled for early May. A panel of three atheistic students will answer questions from the audience in an attempt to educate people about atheism and agnosticism. Stangl also worked to bring Michael Newdow, a lawyer who challenged the use of Under God in the Pledge of Allegiance in court, to campus. Newdow spoke at the University on March 13. Efforts such as this show Stangls devotion to the group, says Laney Albritten, Cunningham senior and SOMA secretary. Hes overall just a really encouraging, motivational, organized leader,she says.Since hes been president, SOMA has only gotten stronger. Stangl will step down as president when SOMA holds its officer elections in April. He will return to the University for a fifth year and says he plans to stay involved with the group.

Atheistic Amendments: somAs ten commAndments

1. Think for yourself 2. Dont bind yourself to one ideology. 3. Do not invoke a gods name in war. 4. Relax. 5. Honor your community and the Earth. 6. Do no harm. People are not possessions. 7. Find your own sexuality. Do not be afraid to love. 8. Dont abuse the notion of personal property to rationalize other peoples poverty. Give. 9. Tell the truth to be trusted. 10. Recognize the shades of gray.

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A NEW DO

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Alternative hair colors and styles attract and repel

crEAtE DrEADlOcKs NAturAlly

Wash hair a couple of times a day without conditioning The hair will get very dry and stick together over time Twist sections to get them to stay together This way takes time, but is much better for your hair in the long run, Gray says For a one day method check out www.dreadlocks.com Courtesy of Courtney Gray, who has had dreadlocks for six years

by Katrina Mohr
For three years, Lindsey Yankey, Leon sophomore, had wanted Run Lola Run red hair. Yankey, an illustration major, created self-portraits of herself with fire engine-red hair and even made Photoshop creations to see what she would look like. Her curiosity eventually got the best of her, and the week before spring semester started she became a redhead. Americans spent $10.4 billion to change their hair color in 2005, according to data compiled by the company Packaged Facts. Alternative hairstyles are a way for people Lindsey Yankey, Leon sophomore, drew portraits of herself with bright red hair before dying her hair this winter. to experiment and assert their personal identities. Yankey says shes happy with her new hair color and gets lots of compliments from strangers. She likes that the color is loud and outrageous because she wanted it to be obvious that she dyed it. She doesnt feel like she has to put a lot of thought into her outfits, she says, because having red hair makes it look like she has already put effort into her appearance. It also gives her something to talk about. I feel a camaraderie with people who also have crazy hair, Yankey says. Its like a club. Yankey works at the Hilltop Child Development Center and says she has had no problem with her employers. The children she works with are intrigued by her hair and always ask her why she dyed it. My latest reply is, Because it keeps my head warm. The kids think thats funny, Yankey says. Yankey has not had any problems with her unusual hair color affecting her work situation, but some workplaces have strict guidelines about what is an acceptable or unacceptable hairstyle. Hair must be natural, clean, well-groomed and simply arranged. Faddish, extreme hairstyles, including (but not limited to) multi-color or unnatural colors, sculptured hair, tails, partially shaved heads and dreadlocks are not permitted. Grooming guidelines such as these, taken from an amusement parks employee handbook, are common in todays job world. Sean ODwyer, Mission senior, recently cut off his dyed black and blue hair for a job interview because he wanted to look more professional, he says. After the interview, however, he plans to color it again. ODwyer has been bleaching and dyeing his hair different colors on and off since his freshman year. He dyes his hair because its fun and he and his friends often make it into a social activity, he says. Its kind of weird, but my friends and I will be hanging out drinking and dye our hair, he says. ODwyer describes himself as impulsive. If hes tired of a style he says its easy to change. Hes not too concerned with how his experiments turn out. After he discovered his head didnt look bad shaved, it wasnt a big deal to cut all his hair off and start over. Im young. At this point in my life I can get away with this kind of stuff, ODwyer says. Though unusual hair colors and styles have become more common, stereotypes still surround those whose hair deviates from the norm. Courtney Gray, Lawrence resident, has had dreadlocks for

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six years, and says that people sometimes have misconceptions about what kind of person she is. People think Im a dirty slacker and that I do drugs, she says. Im a normal person. I just have different hair. Gray wanted dreadlocks for five years before she got them, she says. She likes the style and respects the Egyptian and Rastafarian cultures they came from. Dreadlocks separate her from society, but not in a negative way, she says. Im a free person. Dreadlocks are a lifestyle change, but theyre fitting for me, Gray says. I want to represent these beautiful cultures well. Jim Grimes, owner of Headmasters, 809 Vermont St., says that he has seen people change their hair for many reasons in his 22 years as the salons owner. One of his clients was a chemotherapy patient and when her hair started growing back she wanted to try purple hair. He says she got so much positive reinforcement because of her new hair that having purple accents in her black hair

has become her trademark. There are times in our lives when we want recognition or to make a splash, Grimes says. Some people buy shoes, but thats not as permanent as changing your hair. Many people make extreme changes when they want an emotional response, Grimes says. Hair is something that you can control today. For that reason, he says its important to step away from the mirror and ask yourself, Is it really the hair? He recommends that when people want to dye their hair they approach a stylist with a picture and reasonable expectations. Salons want you to be happy with the end result, so a picture helps clarify what your idea of fire red is compared to the stylists. Even though hair is a personal expression and alternative hair may express things a little louder than highlights, Grimes says its important to keep things in perspective. Its just hair, he says. It doesnt really matter in the grand scheme of things.

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that's disgusting
Booger Basics
For young children, blobs of slimy snot appear to be selfmade snacks only a pick and a scratch away. But for those over the age of 5, boogers are more hanging hazards than they are tasty treats. Everyone has them, and nearly everyone has some degree of hands-on experience with the clinging clumps, but far fewer people know what boogers are made of and how they end up in your nose. Each day your nose produces nearly a cupful of mucus that slimy stuff better known as snot that seeps out each time you sneeze. This snot acts like a fly trap, catching the dust, pollen, germs, sand and smoke that enters your nose each time you breath, before the particles reach and begin to infect your lungs. Tiny nasal hairs move the snot and its contents away from the lungs and toward the front of your nose. As the mucus, dirt, germs and sand move, they dry and mold together to produce a bounty of boogers.

So next time you go digging for gold in your nose or snack on a piece of solidified snot, think about the dirt, pollen and smoke behind that booger. Source: www.kidshealth.org Elyse Weidner

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The sport: Rowing is the oldest intercollegiate sport in the United States. The first Harvard-Yale regatta, or rowing race, was almost 160 years ago, before football was even invented. The objective: The first racing shell to cross the finish line wins. Rowers race 2,000 meters in designated lanes. Racers cant jump the gun, and they have to stay in their lane and cross the finish line with at least the coxswain, the on-board navigator and motivator, in the boat.Rowing is the only team sport where theres no substitutions and no timeouts, says Rob Catloth, womens rowing coach. The positions: The pair of rowers closest to the bow is called the bow pair and is smaller and quicker than the rest of the team. The middle four rowers are called the engine room, and they are the most powerful rowers. The last two are known as the stern pair and they set the pace for the rest of the rowers. The coxswain is the closest to the stern and is the only crew member who faces forward. The workout: Rowing is a great total body workout. Its lowimpact and works the legs, back and arms. Kara Boston, Chicago junior and rower, wears a heart monitor during practice and says she burns anywhere from 800 to 1,000 calories during an hourand-a-half workout. During the offseason, rowers practice inside on ergometer rowing machines. Check it out: Watch the womens rowing team during their home races this spring at Burcham Park, Second and Indiana Streets. The team faces Texas and Southern Methodist University on March 24, Tulsa and Drake on March 31, and in-state rival Kansas State on April 7. Get involved: You dont need to know how to row to walk on the womens team. A week after school starts in August, the womens rowing team holds tryouts where they teach candidates how to row and see if they like the sport.If you have a reasonable athletic ability and youre willing to try, theyll take you, says Whitney Fasbender, Cheney senior.Theres also a novice team for first-year rowers. For more information, visit the womens rowing Web site at kuathletics.com. There is also a co-ed club team on campus called KU Crew. For more information on that group, check out http://groups.ku.edu/~kucrew/. Lindsey St. Clair

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Shake it faSt

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Katy Parker leads a Zumba workout, which mixes traditional and modern dance moves, at Lawrence Athletic Club, 3201 Mesa Way.

by kim Wallace

Perfect your dance moves and break a sweat with this new workout

Katie Rash isnt sure what to expect as music from Grease blares from the stereo. She waits as the toned, blonde instructor jogs to the front of the class and begins simple steps forward, forward, back, back and begins imitating the moves as the workout begins. Next, Rash, Leawood senior, finds herself shimmying and shaking the way she does to her favorite songs in the privacy of her bedroom. But this time, shes with a group of about 40 men and women of all ages. Surrounded by full-length mirrors, Rash continues to move to the upbeat music. The next song on the playlist is La Mayonesa, a popular Latin tune. The music threw me off at first, but it was a fun, new way to work out, she says. Rash is at Zumba class, a new dance workout session at Lawrence Athletic Club, 3201 Mesa Way.Though Zumba started gaining popularity around the nation in 2002, this is the first

class offered in Lawrence. Zumba instructor Katy Parker took her first class in Parsons and loved it so much that she decided to become certified to teach it. With this, she brought the trend to Lawrence in January. Zumba combines dance moves from cumbia, meringue, rumba, mambo and salsa with time-tested dance moves such as air guitar, hip pops, booty shakes and shoulder shimmies. Parker says she likes throwing in her own ideas for routines because Zumba is all about having fun. Signature moves include walking like an Egyptian and disco pointing la Saturday Night Fever. Created by celebrity fitness trainer Beto Perez, Zumbas pace is similar to aerobic interval training. Some routines speed heart rate up and others slow heart rate down. This allows the body to burn more calories. An hour of medium-intensity Zumba burns anywhere from 500 to 700 calories. It all depends on how hard you push yourself. The idea is to keep moving and having fun, Parker says. Something from nothing Perez created the workout when he was forced to improvise during his fitness class. He forgot

his normal routine music and had to make do with the tunes he had in his car: traditional Latin music. His antics went well as his Latin fitness class became the most sought-after class at his gym. At that point, he named his class Rumbacize. He changed the name to Zumba when he brought his trend to the United States in 1999. Perezs concept for a Latin-infused dance class took off in 2002 after he marketed thousands of at-home videos in the States. Demand for Zumba instructors followed. Katy Parker is one of 2,000 Zumba instructors worldwide. She took a trip to Miami for an intense weekend Zumba certification clinic and came back to Kansas as an official Zumba trainer in 2005. She was directly trained by Perez during her two-day workshop where she learned all the basic steps to everything from salsa to tango. She then learned how to choreograph the steps to hiphop and Latin music and was encouraged to add her own spice to the routines. Zumba is comparable to other dance class workouts, such as Jazzercise, but the atmosphere of Zumba class sets it apart from other dance-inspired fitness trends. Perez designed the workout to be fun and easy to do

so participants would stick to the workout. He describes it as a feel happy workout. Parker mixes moves such as the lawnmower with Latin dance steps, and then throws in a little disco to make it fun. The repetition of these moves keeps the workout toning and cardioheavy, but the familiarity of the junior high dance moves keeps it lighthearted and fun. Throwing in moves like that breaks up the routine, Parker says. Its beneficial, too. Moves like leaning side to side and putting your finger over your lips makes working your sides more fun, she adds. Come one, come all For the next hour, Parker leads her class middle-aged women and men, a few KU students and alums through Will Smiths Getting Jiggy Wit It, more Latin music and a cool down to Kelis Milkshake. Dressed in a tank top and camouflage pants, she has the men emulating her hip pops and hip rolls as her long blonde ponytail bounces up and down. Elizabeth Doak, Dallas junior, shakes it in the back of the workout room. Though it is her first time at Zumba, she catches on quickly and loosens up to the music. She moves to the beats freely and smoothly, and takes a

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moment to laugh at herself if she gets off track. Its fun because youre comfortable doing the steps. You can do as much or as little as you want, she says. Doak says she feels like she is getting just as much or more of a workout than her usual routine of elliptical training and running. She likes that there is no equipment or partner required to participate in Zumba, and all she has to show up in is a Tshirt and sweats or shorts: no special dance shoes or clothes are required. Others in the class don all black and jazz shoes, tank tops and shorts or sweatpants. The informal environment of this Latin-inspired dance class keeps the atmosphere laid back for such an energetic workout. Growing demand The popularity of Parkers Zumba

class at Lawrence Athletic Club is evidenced by the growing numbers who come to the class each week. Parker teaches five days a week, and had to split the Sunday class into two backto-back sessions because more than 60 people showed up. Zumba is the only class that a non-gym member may attend at Lawrence Athletic Club. After signing a waiver, Zumba attendees pay $3 per session to work out for an hour. In that hour, Parker instructs 10 Zumba routines, including a warm up and cool down. Participants under 18 must have parental permission to attend the regular Zumba class. Parker also offers a kids-only Zumba class for those under 14. Zumba welcomes all ages, she says. Weve had senior citizens in here, younger kids and even pregnant women.

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Miracle of Five
Music

by Eleni Mandell

Comic books have been turned into feature-length films for almost 30 years now, but rarely have they been as innovative or enthralling as the work of Frank Miller. In 2005, Miller helped bring his Sin City comic to life, producing one of the most exciting films in years. He also helped resurrect the Dark Knight by inspiring Batman Begins. Millers work is brought to the big screen once again, this time with lackluster results, with the release of 300. The film tells the story of the Battle of Thermopylae, in which a band of

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Eleni Mandell plays the type of music youd expect to hear in a dark, after-hours club full of misunderstood poets, jazz pianists and acoustic solo artists. On her latest album, Miracle of Five, Mandell plays soft music mixed with jazz flourishes and soul-baring vocals. Moonglow, Lamp Low opens the curtain on Miracle of Five with percussive acoustic guitar and emotional saxophone by Ryan Feves. Girls features jazzy drumming, vibes and Mandells intimate vocals. Wings in His Eyes is another

jazzy track, this time with viola and upright bass anchoring the song. On Somebody Else, Mandell picks things up with a busy drum part, a wavy organ and subtle acoustic guitar. Miracle of Five has several great tracks, but how many sleepy lounge songs can you hear before you wish something different would happen? Like a lot of albums, Miracle of Five wouldve been better with a little more variety.

only 300 Spartans fought off at least 200,000 Persians intent on taking over Greece. But the truth is just too boring, so historical inaccuracies are woven throughout. 300 has a distinct color pattern and countless men and women in peak physical condition, so theres no doubt that its nice to look at. The film also proves that action sequences can be effective even if they are all in slow motion. Unfortunately, the moments between action scenes bog the movie down. When the characters arent fighting, theyre talking, which is where the problem lies. Much of the dialogue is taken verbatim from Millers comic. While Miller can craft a great story, he doesnt have much of a penchant for the way people talk. The hammy dialogue might have worked for the noir-driven Sin City, but here it cheapens the characters and the thrills theyre supposed to produce. Ultimately, 300 can be exciting, but it seems that when it gets going, it slows itself down, along with the audiences interest. Rated: R Running time: 120 minutes

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I lay on that road for what seemed like an eternity before some other travelers arrived and called for help. My foot had started to swell and I wasnt quite sure what had just happened. It was a clear and beautiful Saturday afternoon last September and I was on the way to a potluck. As I moved along the bumpy, rural road that runs between my house and Lawrence, I noticed a car entering the road from a hilltop driveway in the distance but immediately lost sight of it as I entered the base of a closer, smaller hill. As I crested the hill, it became horribly apparent that I had misread the situation. In the other car I saw long, dark hair surrounding the slender face of a middle-aged woman. Her name was Michele Bird and she most likely died instantly when my little red Honda T-boned her Toyota Camry. Im a firm believer that we sucked toward me in slow create our own reality and get motion. I vividly remember what we want out of life. But my car collapsing to form a V after the crash I was forced to ask that pointed right at me and myself, Why would bent around the I ask for so much passenger side of physical pain? her car. Then the Why would anyone airbag deployed ask to deal with and beat me into the guilt over the place. The collision death of that lady ended with a horn in the other car? that wouldnt stop Even though beeping and my I know what the engine revving police investigation loudly. The airbag proves I am not deflated, leaving by matthew foster responsible that a smoky haze and she lost control chemical smell. of her car and ended up sliding I thought there might be a toward me in my lane I cant fire, so I undid my seat belt to help but feel guilty. get out of the car but my door Besides pain and guilt, why wouldnt open. My window was would anyone ask for the fear down, so I climbed out and fell associated with a highway to the ground. I tried to stand up collision? During the accident but my right leg couldnt hold it was like I was a black hole my weight. It was like my ankle watching the universe get wasnt there any more. To get to

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Getting what you deserve in one instance and what you dont in another
pain before they reset my ankle on the day of the accident. If we get what we want out of life, then what was I getting out of this? The accident gave me the wisdom of knowing that we are all responsible for each others well-being. We are responsible at any moment, but particularly when we drive a one-ton hunk of metal 50 or 60 miles per hour across a world full of fragile life. If we slip up, we cant help but recognize how we are responsible for each others wellbeing. Even more importantly, I gained compassion. Compassion is a virtue found in many world religions, like in my own Judeo-Christian tradition, and its central to the Buddhist and Taoist philosophies that reflect my adult spiritual views. In Taoism, compassion is considered one of humanitys three greatest treasures next to patience and simplicity. Since the accident, I readily empathize with people who are scared, in pain or wish they could go back and make things different. I have to take away something from the crash beside scars, and I take compassion. I wish that I could go back and be the hero who rescues a lady stuck in a ditch instead of being another victim. But I know that the one thing we dont get out of life, no matter how badly we want it, is the chance to go back and make things different. Im not responsible for the crash, but Im always responsible for the reality I create because I have to live with the results of my unconscious decisions. Luckily for me, Taoism offers help for situations like this in chapter 58 of its essential text, the Tao Te Ching: Good fortune, we say, can come from disaster. And the reverse is true as well. Who knows where all this will lead?

what seemed like a safe distance away, I dragged myself 30 feet down the road. As I lay there pulling pebbles out of my palms and from under my fingernails, I nursed my shattered ankle and wondered what had happened. My right foot had been crammed up into my leg, forcing my ankle to dislocate to the point of being at a right angle to my foot and leg. Because I didnt have the lap belt down in front of my pelvis, my seat belt was too high and cut my liver. I had a couple of fractured bones in my left foot and much of my upper body had been beaten black, blue and yellow. The abdominal surgery came the day after the accident and caused the most pain, if for no other reason than the catheter the doctors installed. Two weeks later I was healthy enough to have ankle surgery, which resulted in pain similar to the

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