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March 26, 2009
competent actors.
Part of this acting ability is being able to
make the impossible look plausible. Wyatt has a
signature move called a lightning spiral, in which
he fips his opponent backwards to make him
land on his head.
The crowd doesnt know that because
they dont know whats supposed to happen,
Sterling says. They just watch whats happening
in front of them. They only know you mess up if
you acknowledge it.
Keeping the illusion up as a whole, Barber
says, is not easy. To hold a wrestling event, you
have to get a permit from the Kansas Athletic
Commission and have an emergency medical
technician on duty for the duration of the
event, Barber says. Then you need to rent your
venue, pay your wrestlers, get sponsors and
promote. Barber says hes been affected by the
poor economy because he cant fnd as many
sponsors for his events. Barber says he only
does charity events, and recently raised money
for a boy who needs a heart transplant.
As a wrestler, dont expect to make much, or
any, moneyunless you are in the big leagues.
All the wrestlers I talked to had full-time jobs;
wrestling was their full-time hobby.
Cook says he had been backup talent for
a WWE, or World Wrestling Entertainment,
match. The WWE is the dream for most
wrestlers, Cook says, because that is where
someone can wrestle proftably.
Mike Sydal, whos been wrestling for a year
and a half, says he wrestled for free for his frst
event and many thereafter. His frst wrestling
paycheck was $10, and now he makes about
$40. Although Sydal has a full-time job, he says
wrestling remains his passion.
Sydals brother, Matt Sydal, is a wrestler
A primer on wrestling styles
There are four major variations of wrestling, each with their own distinctive style.
Mark Sterling, a wrestler of eight years, gave me a run-down of each.
The most popular around these parts is, not surprisingly, American style. This style has
the most entertainment value, in that the wrestlers each have a storyline. This means that
wrestlers have a history and become stars such as Hulk Hogan or The Rock. Fans follow
their favorite wrestlers through each match. American style features famboyant moves
that defne hyperbole, so American style is not as believable.
Choreography and superhero costumes dominate the Mexican style of
professional wrestling. Masked wrestlers do high-fying moves and fght with a fast pace.
Think Jack Black in Nacho Libre. Sterling says Mexican style has the least believability
because of its showy fair.
Japanese style is the most hard-hitting style, Sterling says. This style has no
storyline; its simply two athletes competing, which makes it the most believable.
Similar to Japanese style is European style, which has little to no
choreography. European style features three-minute rounds and is similar to a
boxing match, Sterling says. This style is also the most stringent in rules; if you
do something wrong, you can get disqualifed from the match.
Because professional wrestling has declined in popularity, Sterling says, most
wrestling shows feature matches with each style to draw the most fan.
Sterling says he wrestles with a hybrid of American and European
styles, although he can do a little bit of everything.
Patrick Berry: The saint of spandex
When Patrick Berry made a baby blue gay pride-themed wrestling costume
with rainbow tassels for a 400-pound man, he didnt bat an eye.
In a business where everyone is larger than life, weird is the normal, Berry
says. Everything is kind of out there.
Berry, a Lawrence resident, makes custom wrestling gear. He has several clients in
the WWE, or World Wrestling Entertainment, which is a major professional wrestling
venue.
A good wrestling costume has to ft, has to stay put and has to last, Berry says. His
wrestling gear costs $50 and up and is custom ft to a persons measurements.
The bad economy has hit Berrys business hard.
When everybodys falling on hard times, something you dont absolutely need has to
wait, Berry says. That new set of trunksyou might have to put it off.
Thankfully, Berry says, he has several clients for whom wrestling is their livelihood and order
from him regularly.
Berry says he got interested in wrestling because his brother watched it on television. He
started going to live wrestling shows, and he says the experience enchanted him.
Once youre there live and its so close you can touch it and you can feel your chair shake when
the guys hit, youre hooked, Berry says.
Berrys website is www.maineventringwear.com.
for WWE and wrestles under the name Evan
Bourne. Mike says he was inspired to wrestle
by his brother.
I knew I would regret it if I just watched
him, Sydal says.
I think about why people would want to
watch professional wrestling knowing that its
fake. Barber says the outcome of the match is
predetermined by the promoters, so watching
the match is a moot point. However, the drama
comes from making the fake look as real as
possible, which means wrestling is quite close
to real. Wrestlers are actors in a ring who
have to take falls, insults and wake up the next
morning and do it again.
The only thing fake is the fnish, says Mark
Sterling, a wrestler for eight years. JP
Members of Dynamo Pro Wrestling from top left, clockwise: Mark Sterling; Larry Barber, owner of
the gym; Mike Sydal; Jeremy Wyatt; Tyler Cook, 2008 graduate; and the two newest members of the
company, Andrew Gindlesberger and Ariel Melin. The gym, which has been open since January 2009,
provides a place to practice for the group. Most of the shows are done for charities, with a portion of
the proceeds supporting local communities.
Top: Tyler Cook, 2008 graduate, crushes Jeremy
Wyatt into the ropes as referee Larry Barber
watches closely during a wrestling match last
month at Dynamo Pro Wrestling. Now that I
get to do it, its everything I thought it would be,
says Cook, who has wanted to be a wrestler all
his life.
Right: Mike Sydal screams and grimaces in pain
during a wrestling match against Mark Sterling,
as Larry Barber looks on. Barber, who owns
Dynamo Pro Wrestling in Ottawa, also serves as
the referee during practice sessions.
continued from page 11
Dynamo Pros next match will
be Saturday at the National
Guard Armory in Ottawa.
Go to Kansan.com/jayplay to
see an audio slideshow of
a wrestling practice.
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Some good-natured fun at a friends
expense is always a nice way to pass the time,
so with April Fools Day just around the corner,
prepare yourself properly.
Follow these fve basic steps and you will
master the art of the prankyes, it is an art, as
youll see, that has never been more alive and
sophisticated.
First, strategically pick your mark.
Whether it is revenge you seek or simply a nice
chuckle, it is important to begin the mischievous
art of pranks by selecting a qualifed target.
Sam Bartlett, author of The Best of Stuntology,
says to avoid targeting gullible fools.
How lame is it to pull a prank on an
oblivious person? Bartlett says. Its like
shooting fsh in a barrel. Go after a crafty
person!
However, many times your target will
present itself to you as was the case of a recent
prank masterfully created by the Mountain
Dewds, a group of male student pranksters
who share two houses near campus.
The Dewds were seeking to get redemption
after their neighbors ambushed several of
them with water balloons. Soaking wet and
slightly perturbed, the Dewds knew they must
respond.
They didnt want to hastily construct their
retaliation so they properly prepared and
personalized their prank.
Adam Lauridsen, Lawrence junior and
current member of the Dewd household,
says the group wanted to make its revenge a
memorable experience for everyone involved.
We dont pull a lot of pranks, Lauridsen
says, but when we do, we make sure its
awesome. Its never fun to simply repeat
someone elses work. Our motto is to Go big
or dont go at all.
The Dewds chose to add a touch of
annoyance with a hint of mind altering
experience: They decided to move their
neighbors out, or at least, borrow their
belongings for a short while.
They knew it wasnt going to be easy, says
Matthew Shaw, Heidelberg, Germany, junior.
We wanted our revenge to be diffcult,
Shaw says. Something that they couldnt easily
recover from. It took of lot of organization and
planning and a lot of guys.
The Dewds checked schedules and found
The art of the prank
April Fools Day is much more fun
when you arent the butt of a joke
By Kristopher McDonald
kmcdonald@kansan.com
a time that worked for each member of the
house, and made sure their unsuspecting
neighbors wouldnt be home.
You might be wondering how much time
they allowed themselves to complete this task:
A day? A weekend? Try less than 20 minutes.
We knew we had to get in and get out,
Shaw says.
When the Dewds were fully prepared, they
carried out their plan. The 25 guys
mostly Dewds with a few associatesacted
in perfect harmony as if they were an Army
platoon orchestrating a valiant mission.
It was a beautiful experience, Shaw says.
It was awesome to see them come home to
nothing.
The only mistake the Mountain Dewds made
was not recording their tomfoolery. In
a world with YouTube, it is important to let
everyone in on the fun.
Of course, the Dewds neighbors were
at frst confused, then mad, and fnally just
annoyed. They wanted their stuff back, which
the Dewds had always intended to return, but
not until a truce had been negotiated.
Lauridsen says the Dewds decided it was
necessary to write up a peace treaty and used
the Treaty of San Fransisco as a model. This
treaty was signed by the United States and
Japan after World War II.
We wanted a peaceful end to the battle,
Lauridsen says. It was all in good fun, if we had
messed anything up, we were fully prepared to
replace it.
The Dewds recommended the two sides
of this prank war meet at the Japanese Peace
Garden in Lawrence. Honestly, would there be
a more appropriate place?
Despite their neighbors refusal to sign
the treaty, the Dewds gave up the location of
their stuffa shortage unit in Lawrenceand
ended the brief battle.
The Dewds went big and accomplished
their goal of altering their neighbors reality.
They carefully found a mark, prepared their
plan, executed it to perfection and came to a
peaceful conclusion despite failing to record
the fun for everyone. But four out of fve isnt
bad. JP
1. Change all of the light bulbs in your
targets room to very low wattage and put
out a brochure about cataracts.
2. Go into someones kitchen at a party
and when no ones looking, fll as many
rubber gloves as you can with water and
stick them in the freezer.
Simple pranks anyone can tackle
Suspension of the goods (gelatin in the toilet): To make this prank happen, grab a
package of plain or yellow gelatin at the grocery store (any brand works). Next, dump the
gelatin into the targets toilet and wait. It is ideal to do this early in the evening so the goods
have plenty of time to harden before the unsuspecting fool arrives. When the victim does
make an appearance, try not to snicker when he heads to the john. Soon after, he will turn
around to fush and fnd his damage miraculously suspended. Not to worry, clean up is easy.
Just break up the gelatin with a plunger and everything will fush away.
Its raining purple? (drink mix in the showerhead): This prank is as simple as it gets.
The only supply needed is a packet of drink mix, any color works so decide if you would like
your target to be Barney purple or rosy red. Then, unscrew the showerhead, dump the packet
of drink mix in the inside of the showerhead and screw it back on. Finally, wait for your target
to jump in the shower and listen for inevitable four-letter words to start fying.
Source: www.thegag.com
3. Hand a guy a piece of paper with the
words Dixie Wrecked on it and challenge
him to shout it as loud as he can in a public
place.
4. Conceal a large square of red gelatin
in your hand, walk up to a friend reading,
pretend to cough and launch the gelatin
onto his lap.
Pranks for college students from Sam Bartlett, author of
The Best of Stuntology
Photo illustrations by Tyler Waugh
Gotcha!: Rearranging a friends room is just one way of
pulling a prank around April Fools Day.
I was turning 6 and we had all my friends over and we had a piata
in my driveway, but it was overcast because my birthdays in May so it
was starting to rain. I remember that because it was kind of sad, and
then I was like, I hate that my birthdays in spring.
Katie Ashley, Lawrence sophomore
[what is your most memorable
childhood birthday moment?]
Having a birthday party at Magic Forest and playing in the ball pits,
because you get to throw balls at people and that was funand it
was my birthday so I wouldnt get in trouble.
Chelsea Mertz, Hoyt junior
I was in Morocco for one of my birthdays and cried the whole time
because my sister pissed me off.
Lena Houfaidi, Overland Park freshman
My most memorable birthday was breaking my frst piata. It was
my frst huge birthday, my one-year birthday, and my frst piata in
my frst year.
Carlos Muoz, Garden City freshman
My most memorable moment was when I had a mermaid birthday
cake, because the mermaid was my favorite character.
Kayla Tran, Garden City junior
Id have a birthday party, and we had a pretty big backyard, and my
dad would hide baseball cards in the backyard and wed have a big
baseball card hunt. It was a lot of fun, and plus, when we were out
doing yard work and stuff later in the year, wed fnd cards hidden
that nobody had found.
Bryce Jones, Salina senior
Playing laser tag at the Main Event with a bunch of friends. It was a lot
of fun. I think it was my thirteenth birthday too, so I was turning into a
teenager.
Kevin Tietz, Plano, Texas, sophomore
Out About
When I went to Chuck E. Cheese with my twin sister, because my
whole family was there and my twin sister got into the balls and she
pulled out a diaper.
Katelyn Johnston, Chicago freshman
When my mom made me a cake and it had a Barbie on top of it
dressed like a mermaid, because Id never had a Barbie on a cake
before.
Alisa Medina, Lumberton, New Jersey, sophomore
Having chicken pox when I was 7 or 8 years old, because I couldnt
have any friends over or anything like that, so it was kind of a lonely
birthday.
Brett Salsbury, Chapman freshman
Kelly Breckunitch, whose favorite memory was having a sky
fort built as a surprise for his eighth birthday, even though
he could hear it being built the week before his birthday
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because of Cornells ability to mix tunes and
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MOVIE: Waltz with Bashir
Waltz with Bashir presents Israeli director
Ari Folmans personal quest to explore his
participation in the 1982 Lebanon War,
memories of which he cannot remember.
Collecting interviews from friends and
fellow soldiers, Folman uses highly stylized
animation to dramatize their stories.
This hallucinatory take on war succeeds as
an exercise in exploratory flmmaking mostly
because of the energy that informs the flm.
The images Folman and his team of animators
create are exotic, terrifying and sublime.
However, Waltz with Bashir loses as
it gains, with the flms stirring images
overwhelming the simplicity of Folmans
mission. We are approached with the
horror of war, but it is impressionistic and
diluted by time and memory loss. Nothing
feels concrete and instead the flm slips
into a haunting phantasmagoric freeform,
punctuated by Max Richters pulsing
electronic score, which is not a slight per se,
its just that this overdrive in tone questions
the self-importance of the flm (animated
documentary), especially when the subject
is worthy of a more concrete handling. As a
history lesson, Bashir is less successful. But
as a record of loss, the flm is a brazenly
brilliant nightmare through the corroded
hallways of memory.
Chance Dibben
MUSIC: The Decemberists, The Hazard of Love
The Decemberists create a unique blend
of folkish-indie music and British pop rock on
their ffth studio album, The Hazards of Love, but
fail to accomplish much musically or lyrically.
The concept album tells the story of a fair
maiden named Margaret who is haunted by an
evil demon. If it sounds a little over the top, it
is. Though the album has some defnite high
points, its overall dreary tone and repetitive
song-structure make for a lame experience.
The Decemberists are known for their
excellent storytelling and smooth melodies.
Both are lacking on The Hazards of Love. The
medieval fairy tale story is diffcult to follow
and a little too intense to take seriously. The
album defnitely has some great melodies, but
overall the reoccurring medieval-esque sounds
The Decemberists try to produce dont have
the fundamental musical qualities their earlier
work does.
Isnt It a Lovely Night? is a slow-moving
medieval folk tune that sounds as if it could be
from The Legend of Zelda games with its ancient
organ work and simple rhythm.
The Hazards of Love 1 is a decent song
that incorporates an eerie acoustic guitar
melody with some expressive lyrics.
However, the album is truly at its best when
it digresses from the majority of the music and
takes a creative turn. The album does this on
The Rakes Song when The Decemberists get
away from the folky story telling and head for
the poppy electric sounds and smooth melodies
they have the ability to produce.
The Hazards of Love is a creative idea, no
doubt. The actual music, however, falls short of
the original concept and listeners are left with
an over-the-top, illegitimate attempt to sound
original.
Danny Nordstrom
MUSIC: Chris Cornell, Scream
After 20 years, Chris Cornell continues to
leaves his everlasting presence of talent and
individuality in the music world. In his latest
album, Scream, Cornell offers energetic beats
and grungy vocals that make fans move. His
collaboration with mega-producer Timbaland
gives Scream the edge and variety that is
necessary to keep fans dancing. This album
demonstrates why the multi-Grammy winner
is still ahead of the game.
Cornell gets in deep when he breaks the
line between hip hop and rock, combining the
two genres into his own unique sound. Though
his redefned tunes are not what fans are used
to, the new sound is fresh and vigorous.
The album kicks off with retro sounds in
Part of Me, which later picks up and gives a
lively tune that brings fans to the dance foor.
In Scream, Get Up and Watch Out, fans
experience the upbeat tempo and diversifed
sounds rock, hip-hop and techno sounds.
Some songs are chorus-heavy in ballads
such as Never Far Away and Sweet
Revenge. But the eclectic beats make the lack
of lyrics bearable.
Scream is an album that fans would enjoy
Waltz with Bashir is playing at Liberty Hall, 644 Massachusetts Street.
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$2 Imports
$3 Jger Bombs
$3 Guiness
$3 Miller High Life Liters
$2 Boulevard Draws
$2 Capt. Morgan
$1 Wells
$2 Michelob Ultra
$1.50 Screwdrivers $3 Miller High Life Liters
$1.50 Domestic Bottles
$2 Smirnoff
(Any Flavor)
$2 Honor Vodka
Party Rooms Available
Free Cover 21+ on Saturday
18 to Enter, 21 to Drink
Be Safe this Weekend.
LSS...because knowing the law is your best defense.
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$2 Domestics
$2 Bacardis
$2 Jagerbombs
Friday
$1.50 Miller Light and
Coors Light Draws
$3 Smirnoff Vodka
(any avor)
$1.50 Bud Draws
$4 Wine by the Glass $ 2 Domestic Bottles $2.50 All Bottles $3 Bacardi $3 Bloody Marys
Saturday
Salsa Night featuring
Son Venezuela with DJ
Jalapeno
$4.75 Premium Pitchers
$3.75 PBR Pitchers
$3.75 Natural Light Pitchers
$3.50 Jger Bombs
$5.00 Double Grey Goose
$1.00 Cans
$4.00 Double Bacardi
$2.00 Domestic Bottles
$4.00 Double Skyy
$2.00 Wells
$2.75 Imports
$2.75 Specialty Beers
$5.00 Double Absolut
$5.00 Premium Pitchers
$4.75 PBR pitchers
$4.75 Natural LIght Pitchers
$3.50 Double Wells
Friday & Saturday
$3 Doubles $3 Long Island
$5 Burger Baskets
$5 All Pitchers
$1 Shots
$0.30 Wings
Come Early to
Cheer on the
Hawks
$12 Shmo Buckets