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pumpkin pie, study or nap.
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ON THE COVER ON THE COVER
HOOLIGANS BAR & GRILL
Come out for good food, great drinks and tunes via Rich OToole
WORDS: KATY GLASS
PHOTOS: JEFF RAMIREZ
H
ooligans Bar & Grill embodies
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music-venue, Hooligans ofers bar-goers,
music lovers, and face paintin sports fans alike
a place of refuge from long days of rambling
professors, the black hole that is Blackboard,
and the winding lines of the JPL.
Neil Patel, owner of Hooligans Bar & Grill,
described the musical stylings of Hooligans: On
any given night, a DJ might spin current hits
for patrons to dance to or a cover band might
storm the stage and pump out
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90s. Te music supplies a
lively soundtrack for free rounds of poker, coin-
operated pool games, an arsenal of darts, video
games, and even dodgeball matches.
Hooligans plays host to more than just the
up-and-coming. Texas country music maven
Rich OToole will be taking the Hooligans stage
in December for an event, partnered with Texas
country fans, the UTSA Lambda Chi brothers.
Besides the stage, Hooligans holds true as a
sports bar, which Patel describes enthusiastically:
Monday-night football or a UFC fght
bar-goers can munch mild to extra-hot
wings, classic 8-ounce burgers, and individual
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Washington apples.
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features, Hooligans loyal hooligans
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CHEETOS
Prof will love the orange
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ICE CREAM
Unless youre post-breakup;
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Anddd youve offcially
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PHOTOS: PRESS
Oh my god, its freezing!
Just kidding its so hot!
Did it just rain? Yes, but its
now 90 degrees outside!
Could Southern seasons BE
any more unpredictable?
Luckily as we transition
from summer to autumn
and winter, reworking your
wardrobe is as simple as
adding a few key items,
which weve assembled for
you here. Because school
is stressful, and your style
shouldnt be.
REWORK YOUR
WARDROBE
BY ADDING
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FOR A TOTALLY
STYLISH SUM
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urbanoutftters.com
Leather Jacket,
$40, target.com
Combat Boots, $40,
charlotterusse.com
Leather Moto
Jacket, $48 ,
www.hm.com
Flaunt your French
side with a chic beret
Show off your style by adding a
scarf that goes with your personality
Stay cute, cozy
and perfectly
practical with
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Angora Beret,
$35,
johnlewis.com
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Major: English
Hometown: Lufkin
History of Rock and roll taught about
blues and country music.
Corey Clark, 21
Major: Political Science
Hometown: Cuero
UTSA Business Calculus. It was not
curriculum that made this class surpris-
ing or inspiring; it was the professor.
The most surprising class that Ive
taken is personal communication
with Dr. Oliver.
Amanda Cantu, 22
Major: English
Hometown: San Antonio
Creative writing-fction: My class was
flled with students determined to
become the next great novelists or
screenwriters.
Richard Rex Castillo, 24
Major: Communications- Public Relations
Hometown: Houston
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What has been the most surprising/inspiring
class ya've ever taken?
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Words: Katy Glass
The Uprising: pasT,
presenT, and FUTUre
David Arias and Lorenzo Perez,
or the prodigies as lead singer
Mike calls them, were together
from the start. Then, both
Jonathan Gutierrez and Michael
Pugrad separately stumbled
upon these two geniuses, by
what they like to call fate and,
as bassist Lorenzo says, Wham
Bam Boom...the rest just starts
to take off from there.
Jon, the bands bassist,
describes one of their earliest
achievements as a band, The
5th Annual San Antonio Music
Awards, we came home with
Best New Band 2011. Jon
reminisced. What a great night
that was, and it was just
after we gave a great
performance to all of
our fellow musicians
in the audience. It
showed us that we
were doing something right.
All four band members hope
to be doing this for many years
to come. They hope that The
Uprising will endure.
Looking To The sTars
The band draws motivation
from various artists. Jonathan,
The Uprisings drummer, looks
to the emotionally dynamic
drummer, Chad Smith of the
Red Hot Chili Peppers (RHCP).
The lion-hearted bassist,
Michael Todd, who guides the
saga in the songs of Coheed &
Cambria, also guides the bands
bassist, Lorenzo. Then, Mike,
the lead singer looks to the
lyrical poetry that composes
the musical stylings of Damian
Rice. Finally, David, the guitarist,
is infamous for his love for
Jimi Hendrix. In fact, before
each show the band
watches Jimi Hendrix at
Woodstock to get everyone in
the right mindset to play.
Their
BaTTLe Cry
Their songs are written in
assembly line-like fashion. They
spark in the minds of David
and Lorenzo who lay down the
riffs in guitar and bass. Then
Jon weaves a beat through the
notes. Finally, Mike unleashes
the melody and lyrics hidden
between the strums of the bass
and the rat-tat-tat of the drums.
Lyrically, were themed around
self discovery, love, and the
action to stand up in a stagnant
world of greed, fear and war.
With two fngers raised in
the air and our hopes raised
higher! Mike said. The goal
is to liberate the oppressed
in seeking and revealing truth
about ourselves, and about
our world today.
h
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Band
David Arias - Lead Guitar,
Lorenzo Perez - Bass/Vocals,
Jonathan Gutierrez Drums,
Mike Pugrad - Lead Vocals

i try to
describe our
m
usic as red hot Chili
peppers funk, m
eets Foo
Fighters aggressiveness, m
eets Jim
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com
plexity.

david arias, guitarist for The Uprising.
Follow them online at:
http://www.youtube.
com/theUprisingsaTX
theuprisingrocks.com
@TheUprising4
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If you like The Red Hot Chili Peppers,
Check out
as of press time, the Uprising had just announced the
departure of Mike Pugrad and are on the hunt for a new singer.
WORDS: JOEY SUMPTER
Its the mosssst wonderfullll timeeee of the yearNO-SHAVE NOVEMBER!
For those of you who dont know, No-Shave November is the one month of
the year where you can experiment with your facial hair and not be judged
for it. Any scrub not participating: Why havent you shaved? Awesome
participant: Bitch, its No-Shave November!
So here are some options to try out, you mustache maven you.
STACHE STYLES TO CONSIDER
FOR NO-SHAVE NOVEMBER
MANIA!
Trying to get your Captain Hook
on? Grab some stache-friendly
gel and get your ass on a ship!
Eerily wispy and generally
light brown. Youll be offering
kids candy in no time!
(Van is not included.)
THE HANDLEBAR
THE PEDOPHILE AKA
THE MIDDLE SCHOOLER
All we can say is creepy and
socially unacceptable.
Grow your mustache out with
reckless abandon and youll be
looking like Andy Reid in no time.
THE LORAX
Disclaimer: Mustache cannot be
pulled off and put back on. Large
surface area between the nose
and mouth is required.
Whether you want to bleach it or
not is your choice, but you better
get to workin on those 24-inch
pythons, brother.
THE ORIGINAL/
MR. POTATO HEAD
THE FU MANCHU
THE PENCIL-THIN
MUSTACHE
WORDS: JOEY SUMPTER
Its the mosssst wonderfullll timeeee of the yearNO-SHAVE NOVEMBER!
For those of you who dont know, No-Shave November is the one month of
the year where you can experiment with your facial hair and not be judged
for it. Any scrub not participating: Why havent you shaved? Awesome
participant: Bitch, its No-Shave November!
So here are some options to try out, you mustache maven you.
STACHE STYLES TO CONSIDER
FOR NO-SHAVE NOVEMBER
MANIA!
Trying to get your Captain Hook
on? Grab some stache-friendly
gel and get your ass on a ship!
Eerily wispy and generally
light brown. Youll be offering
kids candy in no time!
(Van is not included.)
THE HANDLEBAR
THE PEDOPHILE AKA
THE MIDDLE SCHOOLER
All we can say is creepy and
socially unacceptable.
Grow your mustache out with
reckless abandon and youll be
looking like Andy Reid in no time.
THE LORAX
Disclaimer: Mustache cannot be
pulled off and put back on. Large
surface area between the nose
and mouth is required.
Whether you want to bleach it or
not is your choice, but you better
get to workin on those 24-inch
pythons, brother.
THE ORIGINAL/
MR. POTATO HEAD
THE FU MANCHU
THE PENCIL-THIN
MUSTACHE
INGREDIENTS
2c.sweetandsourmix
1c.triplesec
1c.tequila
1/3c.GrandMarnier
2limes,quartered
DIRECTIONS
1.Salttherimofglassesbyrubbing
themwithlimeandthendipping
insalt.Fillwithice.
2.Inablender,combinesweetand
sour,triplesec,tequilaandGrand
Marnier;blenduntilwellmixed
3.Pourintosaltedglasses,squeeze
aquarterlimeintoeachand
DRINK
P
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T
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WORDS: SB STAFF
ERR THANG YOU NEED FOR A BADASS BASH
PERFECT ION
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Lets not sugarcoat this shiz: The popularity of a partythe success of a soiree or the FAILURE of a festais generally,
like, 90% dependent on drinks. (The other 10% is generally its sausagefest status.) Yeah, you better have the basics
like beer, but besides that, go big with the beverages. Because sadly, sobriety, pin-the-tail on the donkey and kick-ass
cupcakes just dont cut it anymore.
*DISCLAIMER-DISCLAIMER-DISCLAIMER* (cause here at Study Breaks we aint tryin to get sued, yo): Please drink responsibly.
Otherwise known as Bad News Bears
INGREDIENTS
2bottlesEverclear
2bottlesofVodka
12CansofFruitPunch
FrozenBerries
FrozenStrawberries
FrozenPeaches
Ice
DIRECTIONS
1.Uhhcombineingredients.In,like,a
reallybigcontainer
2.Seriously,itstrashcanpunchitspretty
impossibletoscrewup.
INGREDIENTS
3Haasavocados,halved,
seededandpeeled
1lime,juiced
1/2tsp.koshersalt
1/2tsp.groundcumin
1/2tsp.cayenne
1/2mediumonion,diced
1/2jalapenopepper,seeded
andminced
2Romatomatoes,seededand
diced
1tablespoonchoppedcilantro
1clovegarlic,minced
DIRECTIONS
1.Inlargebowlcombinethe
scoopedavocadopulpandlime
juice;tosstocoat,thendrain
andreservelimejuice
2.Addsalt,cuminandcayenne;
mash
3.Foldinonions,jalapeno,
tomatoes,cilantroandgarlic;
add1tbs.ofreservedlimejuice
4.Letsitatroomtemperaturefor
onehourbeforeserving
INGREDIENTS
Chocolatekisses
Pretzels
M&Ms
DIRECTIONS
1.Transferpretzelstocookie
sheet
2.Topeachpretzelwitha
chocolatekissandwarmin
pre-heatedovenuntilkiss
issoft,butnotcompletely
melted(2-3minutes)
3.TopeachkisswithanM&M;
letcooluntilset
TRASHCAN PUNCH
Because theres no problem tequila doesnt solve
(Or maybe no problem tequila doesnt startwe get confused.)
*Note: Only makes 8 margaritas
*Note 2: Youre gonna need more than 8. Brush up on your multiplication skills.
Because who the f***
doesnt like
guacamole. Really.
(Consider quadrupling
the recipe, kids.)
Ask a hottie if you can give
them a kiss, and if they say
noBOOMyouve got
a back-up plan. Whoa,
BABE, I was talking about
a delightful pretzel kiss.
DRINK IT UP!
Were not talkin bout just putting out some pretzels.
Go a lil cray in the kitchen with a couple party snacks
that are sure to please. (Note: If youre lazy, lets be real,
you could also just order some pizzas. Its whatever.)
GUACAMOLE
INGREDIENTS
GummyBears Vodka
DIRECTIONS
1.Transfergummybearstobowlandpourinonlyenoughvodkatoimmersethe
littleguys.
2.Coverthebowlwithsaranwrapandletsitinfridge2-3days,oruntilmostof
vodkaisabsorbed.
3.Bustthesebabiesoutandleteveryonegettheirgrooveon.
Because its way more fun
to be trashy than classy.
PRETZEL
KISSES
MARGARITAS
VODKA GUMMIES
PLAYTIIIIIME
TEQUILA TW
ISTER
EXAMPLE
Tetwist:Tepremiseis
muchlikethestandardgame,
buteveryonepicksabody
part/colorcombination.
Whenthatgetscalledits
tequilatimefortheuhh
luckywinner.LEFTFOOT
YELLOWTEQUILA
SHOTSFORTHE
FELLOW!
Tedisclaimer:Whenthereisdrinkingandbendingofthebody
occurring,disastercanoccur.Socanalittlesomethingcalledsexual
assault.Ifyoucantpossiblycontortyourbodytoputyourrighthand
onredwithoutthrustingyourpelvisdangerouslyclosetosomeones
(terrifed)face,justmakeasacrifceandtaketheshot,bro.
The twist: The premise is much like the standard game,
but everyone picks a body part/color combination.
When that gets calledits tequila time for the uhh
lucky winner. LEFT FOOT YELLOW
TEQUILA SHOTS FOR THE FELLOW!
(Sidenote: We realize the redundancy of a twist on twisterdeal with it.
As a matter of fact, watch Twister while you play. Bam.)
The twist: Its essentially the same as regular Monopoly,
but before you start the game, youre going to have to
uhhrework the Chance and Community Chest cards to
welljust incorporate shots of Captain Morgan
(oh wassup, product placement!), really.
EXAMPLE
Monopoly:Youhavewonsecondprizeina
beautycontest,collect$10?BORING!
Rum-opoly:Youhavewonsecond
prizeinabeautycontest,yousexybeast
collect$10ANDGIVEONEOFYOUR
FRIENDSASHOT
Monopoly:Gotojail.Godirectlyto
jail.DONOTPASSGO.DONOT
COLLECT$200.
Rum-opoly:Gotojail.Godirectlytojail.TAKEASHOT,
SUCKA!(Oh,anddontdropthesoap)
Remember the days when board games were the best
and the most important thing in your life was just
winning some damn Candyland?! Well Lord Licorice,
its your lucky day, because weve put some big twists
on your little kid games. (And were not just talking
about throwing the word strip in front of all` them
though thats also a pretty great idea.)
RUM-OPOLY
Sure, it seems like all you need for a party is a keg and some cool kids but, lets be realthats totez
high school status, and now you need more than fat Natty Light and a pop-in from the popular
peeps. Party like a professional and step it up with with drinks, snacks and games that will have
everybody thinking you major in merrymakingand totally made the deans list for debauchery.
MUNCHIES, MUCH?
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INGREDIENTS
2c.sweetandsourmix
1c.triplesec
1c.tequila
1/3c.GrandMarnier
2limes,quartered
DIRECTIONS
1.Salttherimofglassesbyrubbing
themwithlimeandthendipping
insalt.Fillwithice.
2.Inablender,combinesweetand
sour,triplesec,tequilaandGrand
Marnier;blenduntilwellmixed
3.Pourintosaltedglasses,squeeze
aquarterlimeintoeachand
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Lets not sugarcoat this shiz: The popularity of a partythe success of a soiree or the FAILURE of a festais generally,
like, 90% dependent on drinks. (The other 10% is generally its sausagefest status.) Yeah, you better have the basics
like beer, but besides that, go big with the beverages. Because sadly, sobriety, pin-the-tail on the donkey and kick-ass
cupcakes just dont cut it anymore.
*DISCLAIMER-DISCLAIMER-DISCLAIMER* (cause here at Study Breaks we aint tryin to get sued, yo): Please drink responsibly.
Otherwise known as Bad News Bears
INGREDIENTS
2bottlesEverclear
2bottlesofVodka
12CansofFruitPunch
FrozenBerries
FrozenStrawberries
FrozenPeaches
Ice
DIRECTIONS
1.Uhhcombineingredients.In,like,a
reallybigcontainer
2.Seriously,itstrashcanpunchitspretty
impossibletoscrewup.
INGREDIENTS
3Haasavocados,halved,
seededandpeeled
1lime,juiced
1/2tsp.koshersalt
1/2tsp.groundcumin
1/2tsp.cayenne
1/2mediumonion,diced
1/2jalapenopepper,seeded
andminced
2Romatomatoes,seededand
diced
1tablespoonchoppedcilantro
1clovegarlic,minced
DIRECTIONS
1.Inlargebowlcombinethe
scoopedavocadopulpandlime
juice;tosstocoat,thendrain
andreservelimejuice
2.Addsalt,cuminandcayenne;
mash
3.Foldinonions,jalapeno,
tomatoes,cilantroandgarlic;
add1tbs.ofreservedlimejuice
4.Letsitatroomtemperaturefor
onehourbeforeserving
INGREDIENTS
Chocolatekisses
Pretzels
M&Ms
DIRECTIONS
1.Transferpretzelstocookie
sheet
2.Topeachpretzelwitha
chocolatekissandwarmin
pre-heatedovenuntilkiss
issoft,butnotcompletely
melted(2-3minutes)
3.TopeachkisswithanM&M;
letcooluntilset
TRASHCAN PUNCH
Because theres no problem tequila doesnt solve
(Or maybe no problem tequila doesnt startwe get confused.)
*Note: Only makes 8 margaritas
*Note 2: Youre gonna need more than 8. Brush up on your multiplication skills.
Because who the f***
doesnt like
guacamole. Really.
(Consider quadrupling
the recipe, kids.)
Ask a hottie if you can give
them a kiss, and if they say
noBOOMyouve got
a back-up plan. Whoa,
BABE, I was talking about
a delightful pretzel kiss.
DRINK IT UP!
Were not talkin bout just putting out some pretzels.
Go a lil cray in the kitchen with a couple party snacks
that are sure to please. (Note: If youre lazy, lets be real,
you could also just order some pizzas. Its whatever.)
GUACAMOLE
INGREDIENTS
GummyBears Vodka
DIRECTIONS
1.Transfergummybearstobowlandpourinonlyenoughvodkatoimmersethe
littleguys.
2.Coverthebowlwithsaranwrapandletsitinfridge2-3days,oruntilmostof
vodkaisabsorbed.
3.Bustthesebabiesoutandleteveryonegettheirgrooveon.
Because its way more fun
to be trashy than classy.
PRETZEL
KISSES
MARGARITAS
VODKA GUMMIES
PLAYTIIIIIME
TEQUILA TW
ISTER
EXAMPLE
Tetwist:Tepremiseis
muchlikethestandardgame,
buteveryonepicksabody
part/colorcombination.
Whenthatgetscalledits
tequilatimefortheuhh
luckywinner.LEFTFOOT
YELLOWTEQUILA
SHOTSFORTHE
FELLOW!
Tedisclaimer:Whenthereisdrinkingandbendingofthebody
occurring,disastercanoccur.Socanalittlesomethingcalledsexual
assault.Ifyoucantpossiblycontortyourbodytoputyourrighthand
onredwithoutthrustingyourpelvisdangerouslyclosetosomeones
(terrifed)face,justmakeasacrifceandtaketheshot,bro.
The twist: The premise is much like the standard game,
but everyone picks a body part/color combination.
When that gets calledits tequila time for the uhh
lucky winner. LEFT FOOT YELLOW
TEQUILA SHOTS FOR THE FELLOW!
(Sidenote: We realize the redundancy of a twist on twisterdeal with it.
As a matter of fact, watch Twister while you play. Bam.)
The twist: Its essentially the same as regular Monopoly,
but before you start the game, youre going to have to
uhhrework the Chance and Community Chest cards to
welljust incorporate shots of Captain Morgan
(oh wassup, product placement!), really.
EXAMPLE
Monopoly:Youhavewonsecondprizeina
beautycontest,collect$10?BORING!
Rum-opoly:Youhavewonsecond
prizeinabeautycontest,yousexybeast
collect$10ANDGIVEONEOFYOUR
FRIENDSASHOT
Monopoly:Gotojail.Godirectlyto
jail.DONOTPASSGO.DONOT
COLLECT$200.
Rum-opoly:Gotojail.Godirectlytojail.TAKEASHOT,
SUCKA!(Oh,anddontdropthesoap)
Remember the days when board games were the best
and the most important thing in your life was just
winning some damn Candyland?! Well Lord Licorice,
its your lucky day, because weve put some big twists
on your little kid games. (And were not just talking
about throwing the word strip in front of all` them
though thats also a pretty great idea.)
RUM-OPOLY
Sure, it seems like all you need for a party is a keg and some cool kids but, lets be realthats totez
high school status, and now you need more than fat Natty Light and a pop-in from the popular
peeps. Party like a professional and step it up with with drinks, snacks and games that will have
everybody thinking you major in merrymakingand totally made the deans list for debauchery.
MUNCHIES, MUCH?
PHOTO:
THECULINARYGEEK
PHOTO: BENIMOTO
P
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PHOTO: OUTCAST104
Get rowdy with Rachel Chapman,
Derick Lee Garcia and Cady Rodriguez!

PULLOUT GUIDE
DRINK SPECIALS
EVERY BAR.
EVERY SPECIAL.
EVERY NIGHT.
VENUE MONDAY TUESDAY WEDNESDAY THURSDAY FRIDAY/SATURDAY EVERYDAY
Arjons (8736 Tesors Dr //210-804-1419) Hh 4-8P, Live Music 9:30-2A No Cover 18 + Up! F: Hh 4-8 Sa: Hh 8-2A 8-11 $1 Well
Baja BBQ Shack (280 Marina Dr Canyon Lake) Texas Tuesday HH prices on all things Texas $5.75 Frozen Margaritas $7.75 CoronaRita F: $2.50 Tecate & Modelo S: $3.75 Pickle Shots Sunday 10-2pm $7 Bloody Mary Bar
Baker Street Pub (4326 Gardendale @ Wurzbach) Guiness & Crown Royal Shiner Bock & Smirnoff Flavors $2.50 Dos Equis, Zwack, Makers Mark $2.50 Heineken, Patron XO, Bacardi Flavors F: Rolling Rock & Jack Daniels S: Beer/Liquor Of The Day (Bartenders Pick) B.A.R.E.Night (Hh Prices Bar And Restarurant)
Bitter End (903 Bitters Rd.//404-0827) $2.50 Crown/ $1.75 Domestics $2 Almost Anything $3.50 Bull Blasters $2.50 Jack $2 Mich Ultra $2 Corona $2.50 Skyy Flavors F: $2.50 Dos XX S: $2.50 Three Olives Stoli Flavors & Pacifco $2 Jim Beam
Bonham Exchange (411 Bonham // 224-9219) Closed Closed $1 Wells & $3 Jager $2 Well & $3 Domestics F: $2 Well & $3 Domestic S: $3 Any Drink Till 11PM, $2 Well & $3 Domestics $2 Wells And $3 Domestics
Bushwoods (13800Jones-Maltzberger // 496-9000) $2.50 Crown + Michelob $2.50 3 Olives Vodka + Dos Xx Bottles $2.50 Svedka Flavors, + Stella Artois $2.50 Bushmills $3 Black & Tans $5 Car Bombs F: $2.50 Lone Star, Lone Stra Lite, & Jack S: $2.50 Weed + Modelo Sin: Hh All Day For Ppl In The Biz! $2.50 Zweck
China Grove General Store (7393 Highway 87 East) Sirloin Steak and Fries $8 6pm-9pm. Shot Specials
$2 Dollar Domestics, $2 Dollar Wells, Live Music, Beer
Pong, Shot Specials
Ribeye, Baked Potato and Salad $12 6pm-9pm, Shot
Specials
Karaoke 9pm-close, Shot Specials
F: Dj 9pm-close, Shot Specials
S: 8pm-close Shot Specials: $3 Blue Balls,$4.50 Bull Blasters,$2 Silk Panties
Happy Hour Monday thru Friday $2 domestics noon - 6pm
Coco Beach (12159 Vallant @ Nakoma // 341-5330) $2.50 Smirnoff Flavors & Shiner $2.50 Tecate & Crown $2.50 Smirnoff Flavors & Heineken $2 Wells And Domestics F: $1 Lonstar Longnecks S: $2 Tecate; $2.50 Bartenders Pick
$2.50 Smirnoff Whipped Cream & Fluffed Marshmallow
Flavors
Crabby Jacks (16084 San Pedro Ave // 496-3386) $1.75 Domestic All Day. 10pm-close $2.50 wells $2.50 Wells & Longnecks//Karaoke! 10pm-close $2.50 wells & Domestic longnecks
BEER PONG! 10pm-close $2.50 wells & Domestic
Longnecks
F+S: Daytime Happy Hour!
SUNDAY: 10pm-close $2.50 wells & domestic longnecks //
BEER PONG!//KARAOKE!
Cross-Eyed Seagull (19141 Stone Oak Pkwy) $2.50 Svedka & Sol $2.50 Jack & Lone Star/Lone Star Light $1 Beer Night- Beer Changes Weekly $2.50 Xx $3 Star F*Ckers F: $2 Tecate, $3 Red Headed Sluts S: $2.50 Land Sharks, $3 Star F*Ckers Shots
Espaa Bar (5638 Hausman Rd. // 690-4433) $2 Bud Products Karaoke Night College Night $1.50 Beers Ladies Night $1 Beer F: $2 Miller & Coors Live Music & DJ S: Flamenco Night $3 Dos XX Sunday & M
Grotto Bar (19160 Stone Oak Pkwy // 387-1406) $2 Dosxx + Don Julio $2 Miller + Coors, $3 Wells $2 Corona + Pacifco, $3 Goose $3 Corona + Pacifco, $4 Crown F+S: Management Specials
The Hangar (8203 Broadway // 818-7699) $2.00 Draft Beer, $4.00 Dude Shots, $8.00 Pitchers
$1.50 Canned Beers, $4.00 Smirnoff Flavors, $6.00 Mini
Pitchers
$2.00 Secret Shot, $2.50 Bud & Bud Light, $4.00 Jager,
$4.00 Ultimate
$3.50 Delicious in Your Mouth Shots, $3.50 BIG ASS Beers,
$5 Specialty Martinis
F: $2.50 Ultra, $3.50 Delicious in Your Mouth Shots, $4.00 Jack & Jack Honey
S: $3.00 Dos Equis, $5.50 Patron XO
$3.50 Cruzan Rums, $3.50 Makers Mark, $3.50 Sobieski,
$3.50 Jim Beam
Highlander (5562 Fredricksburg Rd // 340-4577) Hh 4-8P Mon-Fri, Live Entertainment 5 Nites A Week Hh 4-8P Mon-Fri, Live Entertainment 5 Nites A Week Hh 4-8P Mon-Fri, Live Entertainment 5 Nites A Week Hh 4-8P Mon-Fri, Live Entertainment 5 Nites A Week Hh 4-8P Mon-Fri, Live Entertainment 5 Nites A Week Hh 4-8P Mon-Fri, Live Entertainment 5 Nites A Week
Hooligans Bar and Grill (13920IH-35N) $Dollar Pint Night / after 10pm $2 wells & pints / Super S.I.N Night / after 10pm Open Mic / $3 Dollar YCIT after 10pm Country Music / $2 Dollar Budlights & $2.75 Wells
F: Beers & Bands
S: Xavair the Freaken Rican with Ray C on the Mic
M-F 4 to 8, Free Roll Texas Holdem and Free Pool
Howl At The Moon (111 W. Crocket // 212-4770) Free Adm. W/Service Ind Id $18 Dom Buckets Of Beer Free Adm. W/Service Ind Id $18 Dom Buckets Of Beer Free Adm. W/Service Ind Id $18 Dom Buckets Of Beer $1 Bud Lt, $2 Corona, $4 Bombs, $3 UV & Redbull F+S: Free Adm. W/ Service Industry Id $18 Domestic Buckets Of Beer Free Adm. W/ Service Industry Id $18 Dom Buckets O Beer
The Industry (8021 Pinebrook Dr // 366-3229) .75 Wells F+S: $3 Wells, Domestics & Margaritas
Ivory Lounge (5152 Fredericksburg Road) Closed Closed Closed
$2.50 Dos XX $3 Well Drinks & Purple Geckos
$4 Patron & Bull Blasters
F: $3 Corona $4 Cotton Candy Shots, Ciroc & Ciroc Flavors $5 IvoryTinis
S: $3 Miller Lite $4 Jolly Ranchers & XRated $5 Cucumber Melon Martinis
Never A Cover / All Specials Are All Night
Jacks Bar (3030 Thousand Oaks#101 // 210-494-2309) 8-Close// $1.50 Dom & Shiner Longnecks + $4BullBlaster 8-CPint Night//$1 Bud&Mill Light+Shiner, $2 Bluemn & XX 8-CL//$3 Jacks and $4 Bull Blaster, $2 Blue Moon Draft 8-CL//$3 drafts $3 Absolut F: $3 Three Olives Flavor Vodkas S: Bacardi Vodka and Flavors 8-CL//Sunday Funday-HH all day // MON-SAT HH 3-8PM
Josabis (17200 State HWY 16 S. // 210-372-9100) $2 Lonestar & Lt Tallboys & $3 Wells $1 Domestic Draft Pints $2 Lonestar & Lt Tallboys & $3 Wells $3 Jack & $2 Domestic Drafts $2 Lonestar & Lt Tallboys & $3 Wells $2 Lonestar & Lt Tallboys & $3 Wells
Kona Grill (15900 La Cantera Pkwy // 877-5355) HH 3PM-7PM / Reverse HH 9PM-11PM HH 3PM-7PM / Reverse HH 9PM-11PM HH 3PM-7PM / Reverse HH 9PM-11PM HH 3PM-7PM / Reverse HH 9PM-11PM F: HH 3PM-7PM / Reverse HH 9PM-11PM S: Reverse HH 9PM-11PM Su-HH 3PM-11PM
The Irish Pub (9726 Datapoint // 692-7620) $2.50 Finlandia tangerine and service industry night (SIN) $3.00 Newcastle Happy Hour 2-8, $3.00 U-Call-It Happy Hour 2-8, $2.50 Shiner pints, $2.50 Jack Daniels F: Happy Hour 2-8, Bartenders Choice S: Happy Hour 2-8, Karaoke, Bartenders Choice SUNDAY: Happy Hour 2-8, $2.00 Wells, Free Pool, S.I.N.
The Lion & Rose (5148 Broadway 842 NW LP 410)
4pm-2am// Order a Pint & receive a 22oz*, Dos XX Pints
$2.95, House Margaritas $3.50, + Cuervo Gold $3.99
$4.25 Stella, $4.50 Absolut Vodka
& $3.95 Sam Adams pints
PINT NIGHT begins at 7:00pm! $3.95 New Castle Brown Ale
pints & Bacardi Rums $3.50
$2.99 House Chardonnay & Cabernet, Rocks Ritas & Bacardi +
$3.95 Bass Ale & $5.50 Crown Royal
F: $4.25 Spaton & Franziskaner Pints & $4.50 Jager S: OH MY GUINNESS! $3.95 Guinness Stout pints, Harp Lager pints & Half
& Half pints + $4.50 Bushmills
$2.50 Shiner pints, $3.49 Mimosas, $2.99 House Bloody
Marys, $3.50 Titos Vodka, $5.00 Irish Bulldog & $4.99 Pimms
The Lion & Rose (700 E. Sonterra // 798-5466)
The Lion & Rose (842 Nw Loop 410 // 798-4154)
Martini Ranch (4904 W. Ave // 210-341-1717)
Open Mic Mondays: $2.75 Blue Moon & Shiner Seasonal Pints,
$4 Pickle Backs
$2.50 Jack Daniels & Skyy Vodka, $3 Apple Jacks
KARAOKE!! $2.50 Dos XX Pints & Bacardi Rums, $3.50
Mexican Or-Gs
$2.50 Mexican Beers, $3 Cabo Wabo, $3.50 Pimp Juice
F: $2.50 Dos XX, $3 Crown, $4 Vegas Bombs
S: $2.50 Newcastle Pints, $3 Jack & Skyy Infusions, $4 Patron
$2 Wells & Domestics during Happy Hour, 2pm-8pm
EVERY DAY!!
Matamoros Restaurante y Cantina (12844 IH 10 West) 3-7PM $1.75 Draft Beer, $3 Margaritas, $3 Crown or Jack $2 Margaritas All Day 3-7PM $1.75 Draft Beer, $3 Margaritas, $3 Crown or Jack $2.50 Wells F: Live Latin Band and Dancing.@ 9:30pm S: Live Latin Band and Dancing.@ 9:30pm SUNDAY: Fajita Specials For two $14.95
McFinnigans (7210 Blanco Road // (210) 314-4194) Service Industry Everynight! + Karaoke Service Industry Everynight! + Karaoke Service Industry Everynight! + Karaoke Service Industry Everynight! + $200 Cash Pong Tourney
F: $2 Lonestar, $3 Bacardi & Cruzan Flavors
S: $2.50 Mexican Beers
Midnight Rodeo (12260 Nacogdoches Rd. /443-2623) Available For Private Parties Available For Private Parties College Nite $1 Bar Drinks, $2 Coors Lite, $2 Calls + Shots. $2 Most Longnecks, $2.25 Most Bar Drinks No Cover F: $2.50 Miller Lite, $2.75 Bar Drinks, $3.25 Makers Mark S: $2.75 Bar Drinks Til 11Pm $1.75 Bar Drinks, $2 Miller, $2.25 Calls And Wine
The Mine Shaft (902N.E. Loop 410 //210-828-1470)
$2 Domestic Longnecks, $2 Purple Hooters
& $1.50 Well Drinks
$2 Pints, $2 Kamikazis & $3 Captain Morgan $2 Domestic Longnecks, $3 Jager & $1.50 Well Drinks $2 Lone Star Pints, $3.50 Jager Bombs & $2.50 U-Call-It F: $3 Dos XX Pints, $3 Orange Bombs & $3 Stoli (all favors) S: $7.49 Dos XX Pitchers, $3 Pucker Shots & $3 Crown Royal $2 Ziggy Pints, $3.50 Bull Blasters & $3 Cuervo Gold
Pat Obriens (121 Alamo Plaza // 220-1076) $3.50 Sierra Nevada & $4 Absolute $2.75 Bud/Bud Light & $4 Malibu Wacky Wednesday// $2 Almost Anything!!!! $2.75 Miller Lite/Coors Lt & $4 Jack $3.25 Dom / $4.50 Marg Sunday: $3.50 Abita Beer $4 Bloody Marys $4 Crown
Retox Bar (1031 Patricia // 210-775-2886) Band Tryout night $2 Select Pints $3.50 Jack Vj Vinny w/$2.50 dom beer, $4 Patron and $3 everything else Live Music (Service industry night) Everything is 20% off $1 drinks 9-11 $3 after F: Live Music w/$2.50 Shiner Products & $4.00 shot special S: Live Music w/$2.50 Beer Special & $4.00 Shot Special Free drink with 4square and facebook checkin
Roxy (3249 Wurzbach // 210-521-0410) Beer Pong Mondays Karaoke Tuesday
COLLEGE NIGHT// $10 Dom Buckets & $3 Y Vodka
FLavors & Jager Bombs
Karaoke Thursday F: Live Music + $2.50 XX Pints S: Live Music SERVICE NIGHT EVERYNIGHT
The Safe House Drinkery (5450Babcock/561-9743) Hh All Night For Service Industry $2.50 Red Stripe & Bacardi Pint Night: $1Millerlt, $1.50 Guin, Newcstle,XX,Sama&Shine Til 11 $2.50 Crown, Tecate, Tecate Lt/Live Music/No Cover Bartenders Choice $2.50 Michelob Ultra
Stone Street Pub (16535 Huebner Rd) $3.00 Import Draft Beer & $3.00 Jim Beam
$3.00 Enchanted Rock Prem. Vodka & $2.75 Shiner
Bach LNs
$3.00 Crown Royal & $2.75 Dos Xs LNs
$4.00 Martinis, $3.00 Pearl Flavors Vodka & $2.75 Corona
LNs
F: $3.00 Bacardi Rum Flavors & $2.75 LoneStar LNs S: $3.00 Svedka Flavors Vodka & $2.75 Coors Lt. LNs
Sunday: $4.00 BLOODY MARYs & $3.00 Smirnoff Flavors &
2.75 Blue MoonEveryday: $3.00 Tasty SHOTs
Scandals ( Ramsey @ San Pedro // 210-525-8158) $2.50 Beer & Liquor Everyday/$3 Drafts All Day Everyday $2.50 Beer & Liquor Everyday/$3 Drafts All Day Everyday $2.50 Beer & Liquor Everyday/$3 Drafts All Day Everyday $2.50 Beer & Liq Everyday/$3 Drafts All Day Everyday F: $2.50 Beer & Liquor Everyday/$3 Drafts All Day Everyday $2.50 Beer & Liq Everyday/$3 Drafts All Day Everyday
Thursty Turtle (1626 Ne Loop 410 // 820-3600) Live Trivia W/Prizes $2 Tecate $2 Dos Xx & Cuervo Gold Pint Night $2.50 Drafts Thursty Thursdays $2 Crown & Rolling Rock F: $2.50 Jager & Premium Beer S: $2.50 Ultra & Red-Headed Sluts Lone Star $1.75
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PULLOUT GUIDE
DRINK SPECIALS
EVERY BAR.
EVERY SPECIAL.
EVERY NIGHT.
VENUE MONDAY TUESDAY WEDNESDAY THURSDAY FRIDAY/SATURDAY EVERYDAY
Arjons (8736 Tesors Dr //210-804-1419) Hh 4-8P, Live Music 9:30-2A No Cover 18 + Up! F: Hh 4-8 Sa: Hh 8-2A 8-11 $1 Well
Baja BBQ Shack (280 Marina Dr Canyon Lake) Texas Tuesday HH prices on all things Texas $5.75 Frozen Margaritas $7.75 CoronaRita F: $2.50 Tecate & Modelo S: $3.75 Pickle Shots Sunday 10-2pm $7 Bloody Mary Bar
Baker Street Pub (4326 Gardendale @ Wurzbach) Guiness & Crown Royal Shiner Bock & Smirnoff Flavors $2.50 Dos Equis, Zwack, Makers Mark $2.50 Heineken, Patron XO, Bacardi Flavors F: Rolling Rock & Jack Daniels S: Beer/Liquor Of The Day (Bartenders Pick) B.A.R.E.Night (Hh Prices Bar And Restarurant)
Bitter End (903 Bitters Rd.//404-0827) $2.50 Crown/ $1.75 Domestics $2 Almost Anything $3.50 Bull Blasters $2.50 Jack $2 Mich Ultra $2 Corona $2.50 Skyy Flavors F: $2.50 Dos XX S: $2.50 Three Olives Stoli Flavors & Pacifco $2 Jim Beam
Bonham Exchange (411 Bonham // 224-9219) Closed Closed $1 Wells & $3 Jager $2 Well & $3 Domestics F: $2 Well & $3 Domestic S: $3 Any Drink Till 11PM, $2 Well & $3 Domestics $2 Wells And $3 Domestics
Bushwoods (13800Jones-Maltzberger // 496-9000) $2.50 Crown + Michelob $2.50 3 Olives Vodka + Dos Xx Bottles $2.50 Svedka Flavors, + Stella Artois $2.50 Bushmills $3 Black & Tans $5 Car Bombs F: $2.50 Lone Star, Lone Stra Lite, & Jack S: $2.50 Weed + Modelo Sin: Hh All Day For Ppl In The Biz! $2.50 Zweck
China Grove General Store (7393 Highway 87 East) Sirloin Steak and Fries $8 6pm-9pm. Shot Specials
$2 Dollar Domestics, $2 Dollar Wells, Live Music, Beer
Pong, Shot Specials
Ribeye, Baked Potato and Salad $12 6pm-9pm, Shot
Specials
Karaoke 9pm-close, Shot Specials
F: Dj 9pm-close, Shot Specials
S: 8pm-close Shot Specials: $3 Blue Balls,$4.50 Bull Blasters,$2 Silk Panties
Happy Hour Monday thru Friday $2 domestics noon - 6pm
Coco Beach (12159 Vallant @ Nakoma // 341-5330) $2.50 Smirnoff Flavors & Shiner $2.50 Tecate & Crown $2.50 Smirnoff Flavors & Heineken $2 Wells And Domestics F: $1 Lonstar Longnecks S: $2 Tecate; $2.50 Bartenders Pick
$2.50 Smirnoff Whipped Cream & Fluffed Marshmallow
Flavors
Crabby Jacks (16084 San Pedro Ave // 496-3386) $1.75 Domestic All Day. 10pm-close $2.50 wells $2.50 Wells & Longnecks//Karaoke! 10pm-close $2.50 wells & Domestic longnecks
BEER PONG! 10pm-close $2.50 wells & Domestic
Longnecks
F+S: Daytime Happy Hour!
SUNDAY: 10pm-close $2.50 wells & domestic longnecks //
BEER PONG!//KARAOKE!
Cross-Eyed Seagull (19141 Stone Oak Pkwy) $2.50 Svedka & Sol $2.50 Jack & Lone Star/Lone Star Light $1 Beer Night- Beer Changes Weekly $2.50 Xx $3 Star F*Ckers F: $2 Tecate, $3 Red Headed Sluts S: $2.50 Land Sharks, $3 Star F*Ckers Shots
Espaa Bar (5638 Hausman Rd. // 690-4433) $2 Bud Products Karaoke Night College Night $1.50 Beers Ladies Night $1 Beer F: $2 Miller & Coors Live Music & DJ S: Flamenco Night $3 Dos XX Sunday & M
Grotto Bar (19160 Stone Oak Pkwy // 387-1406) $2 Dosxx + Don Julio $2 Miller + Coors, $3 Wells $2 Corona + Pacifco, $3 Goose $3 Corona + Pacifco, $4 Crown F+S: Management Specials
The Hangar (8203 Broadway // 818-7699) $2.00 Draft Beer, $4.00 Dude Shots, $8.00 Pitchers
$1.50 Canned Beers, $4.00 Smirnoff Flavors, $6.00 Mini
Pitchers
$2.00 Secret Shot, $2.50 Bud & Bud Light, $4.00 Jager,
$4.00 Ultimate
$3.50 Delicious in Your Mouth Shots, $3.50 BIG ASS Beers,
$5 Specialty Martinis
F: $2.50 Ultra, $3.50 Delicious in Your Mouth Shots, $4.00 Jack & Jack Honey
S: $3.00 Dos Equis, $5.50 Patron XO
$3.50 Cruzan Rums, $3.50 Makers Mark, $3.50 Sobieski,
$3.50 Jim Beam
Highlander (5562 Fredricksburg Rd // 340-4577) Hh 4-8P Mon-Fri, Live Entertainment 5 Nites A Week Hh 4-8P Mon-Fri, Live Entertainment 5 Nites A Week Hh 4-8P Mon-Fri, Live Entertainment 5 Nites A Week Hh 4-8P Mon-Fri, Live Entertainment 5 Nites A Week Hh 4-8P Mon-Fri, Live Entertainment 5 Nites A Week Hh 4-8P Mon-Fri, Live Entertainment 5 Nites A Week
Hooligans Bar and Grill (13920IH-35N) $Dollar Pint Night / after 10pm $2 wells & pints / Super S.I.N Night / after 10pm Open Mic / $3 Dollar YCIT after 10pm Country Music / $2 Dollar Budlights & $2.75 Wells
F: Beers & Bands
S: Xavair the Freaken Rican with Ray C on the Mic
M-F 4 to 8, Free Roll Texas Holdem and Free Pool
Howl At The Moon (111 W. Crocket // 212-4770) Free Adm. W/Service Ind Id $18 Dom Buckets Of Beer Free Adm. W/Service Ind Id $18 Dom Buckets Of Beer Free Adm. W/Service Ind Id $18 Dom Buckets Of Beer $1 Bud Lt, $2 Corona, $4 Bombs, $3 UV & Redbull F+S: Free Adm. W/ Service Industry Id $18 Domestic Buckets Of Beer Free Adm. W/ Service Industry Id $18 Dom Buckets O Beer
The Industry (8021 Pinebrook Dr // 366-3229) .75 Wells F+S: $3 Wells, Domestics & Margaritas
Ivory Lounge (5152 Fredericksburg Road) Closed Closed Closed
$2.50 Dos XX $3 Well Drinks & Purple Geckos
$4 Patron & Bull Blasters
F: $3 Corona $4 Cotton Candy Shots, Ciroc & Ciroc Flavors $5 IvoryTinis
S: $3 Miller Lite $4 Jolly Ranchers & XRated $5 Cucumber Melon Martinis
Never A Cover / All Specials Are All Night
Jacks Bar (3030 Thousand Oaks#101 // 210-494-2309) 8-Close// $1.50 Dom & Shiner Longnecks + $4BullBlaster 8-CPint Night//$1 Bud&Mill Light+Shiner, $2 Bluemn & XX 8-CL//$3 Jacks and $4 Bull Blaster, $2 Blue Moon Draft 8-CL//$3 drafts $3 Absolut F: $3 Three Olives Flavor Vodkas S: Bacardi Vodka and Flavors 8-CL//Sunday Funday-HH all day // MON-SAT HH 3-8PM
Josabis (17200 State HWY 16 S. // 210-372-9100) $2 Lonestar & Lt Tallboys & $3 Wells $1 Domestic Draft Pints $2 Lonestar & Lt Tallboys & $3 Wells $3 Jack & $2 Domestic Drafts $2 Lonestar & Lt Tallboys & $3 Wells $2 Lonestar & Lt Tallboys & $3 Wells
Kona Grill (15900 La Cantera Pkwy // 877-5355) HH 3PM-7PM / Reverse HH 9PM-11PM HH 3PM-7PM / Reverse HH 9PM-11PM HH 3PM-7PM / Reverse HH 9PM-11PM HH 3PM-7PM / Reverse HH 9PM-11PM F: HH 3PM-7PM / Reverse HH 9PM-11PM S: Reverse HH 9PM-11PM Su-HH 3PM-11PM
The Irish Pub (9726 Datapoint // 692-7620) $2.50 Finlandia tangerine and service industry night (SIN) $3.00 Newcastle Happy Hour 2-8, $3.00 U-Call-It Happy Hour 2-8, $2.50 Shiner pints, $2.50 Jack Daniels F: Happy Hour 2-8, Bartenders Choice S: Happy Hour 2-8, Karaoke, Bartenders Choice SUNDAY: Happy Hour 2-8, $2.00 Wells, Free Pool, S.I.N.
The Lion & Rose (5148 Broadway 842 NW LP 410)
The Lion & Rose (700 E. Sonterra // 798-5466)
The Lion & Rose (842 Nw Loop 410 // 798-4154)
Martini Ranch (4904 W. Ave // 210-341-1717)
Open Mic Mondays: $2.75 Blue Moon & Shiner Seasonal Pints,
$4 Pickle Backs
$2.50 Jack Daniels & Skyy Vodka, $3 Apple Jacks
KARAOKE!! $2.50 Dos XX Pints & Bacardi Rums, $3.50
Mexican Or-Gs
$2.50 Mexican Beers, $3 Cabo Wabo, $3.50 Pimp Juice
F: $2.50 Dos XX, $3 Crown, $4 Vegas Bombs
S: $2.50 Newcastle Pints, $3 Jack & Skyy Infusions, $4 Patron
$2 Wells & Domestics during Happy Hour, 2pm-8pm
EVERY DAY!!
Matamoros Restaurante y Cantina (12844 IH 10 West) 3-7PM $1.75 Draft Beer, $3 Margaritas, $3 Crown or Jack $2 Margaritas All Day 3-7PM $1.75 Draft Beer, $3 Margaritas, $3 Crown or Jack $2.50 Wells F: Live Latin Band and Dancing.@ 9:30pm S: Live Latin Band and Dancing.@ 9:30pm SUNDAY: Fajita Specials For two $14.95
McFinnigans (7210 Blanco Road // (210) 314-4194) Service Industry Everynight! + Karaoke Service Industry Everynight! + Karaoke Service Industry Everynight! + Karaoke Service Industry Everynight! + $200 Cash Pong Tourney
F: $2 Lonestar, $3 Bacardi & Cruzan Flavors
S: $2.50 Mexican Beers
Midnight Rodeo (12260 Nacogdoches Rd. /443-2623) Available For Private Parties Available For Private Parties College Nite $1 Bar Drinks, $2 Coors Lite, $2 Calls + Shots. $2 Most Longnecks, $2.25 Most Bar Drinks No Cover F: $2.50 Miller Lite, $2.75 Bar Drinks, $3.25 Makers Mark S: $2.75 Bar Drinks Til 11Pm $1.75 Bar Drinks, $2 Miller, $2.25 Calls And Wine
The Mine Shaft (902N.E. Loop 410 //210-828-1470)
$2 Domestic Longnecks, $2 Purple Hooters
& $1.50 Well Drinks
$2 Pints, $2 Kamikazis & $3 Captain Morgan $2 Domestic Longnecks, $3 Jager & $1.50 Well Drinks $2 Lone Star Pints, $3.50 Jager Bombs & $2.50 U-Call-It F: $3 Dos XX Pints, $3 Orange Bombs & $3 Stoli (all favors) S: $7.49 Dos XX Pitchers, $3 Pucker Shots & $3 Crown Royal $2 Ziggy Pints, $3.50 Bull Blasters & $3 Cuervo Gold
Pat Obriens (121 Alamo Plaza // 220-1076) $3.50 Sierra Nevada & $4 Absolute $2.75 Bud/Bud Light & $4 Malibu Wacky Wednesday// $2 Almost Anything!!!! $2.75 Miller Lite/Coors Lt & $4 Jack $3.25 Dom / $4.50 Marg Sunday: $3.50 Abita Beer $4 Bloody Marys $4 Crown
Retox Bar (1031 Patricia // 210-775-2886) Band Tryout night $2 Select Pints $3.50 Jack Vj Vinny w/$2.50 dom beer, $4 Patron and $3 everything else Live Music (Service industry night) Everything is 20% off $1 drinks 9-11 $3 after F: Live Music w/$2.50 Shiner Products & $4.00 shot special S: Live Music w/$2.50 Beer Special & $4.00 Shot Special Free drink with 4square and facebook checkin
Roxy (3249 Wurzbach // 210-521-0410) Beer Pong Mondays Karaoke Tuesday
COLLEGE NIGHT// $10 Dom Buckets & $3 Y Vodka
FLavors & Jager Bombs
Karaoke Thursday F: Live Music + $2.50 XX Pints S: Live Music SERVICE NIGHT EVERYNIGHT
The Safe House Drinkery (5450Babcock/561-9743) Hh All Night For Service Industry $2.50 Red Stripe & Bacardi Pint Night: $1Millerlt, $1.50 Guin, Newcstle,XX,Sama&Shine Til 11 $2.50 Crown, Tecate, Tecate Lt/Live Music/No Cover Bartenders Choice $2.50 Michelob Ultra
Stone Street Pub (16535 Huebner Rd) $3.00 Import Draft Beer & $3.00 Jim Beam
$3.00 Enchanted Rock Prem. Vodka & $2.75 Shiner
Bach LNs
$3.00 Crown Royal & $2.75 Dos Xs LNs
$4.00 Martinis, $3.00 Pearl Flavors Vodka & $2.75 Corona
LNs
F: $3.00 Bacardi Rum Flavors & $2.75 LoneStar LNs S: $3.00 Svedka Flavors Vodka & $2.75 Coors Lt. LNs
Sunday: $4.00 BLOODY MARYs & $3.00 Smirnoff Flavors &
2.75 Blue MoonEveryday: $3.00 Tasty SHOTs
Scandals ( Ramsey @ San Pedro // 210-525-8158) $2.50 Beer & Liquor Everyday/$3 Drafts All Day Everyday $2.50 Beer & Liquor Everyday/$3 Drafts All Day Everyday $2.50 Beer & Liquor Everyday/$3 Drafts All Day Everyday $2.50 Beer & Liq Everyday/$3 Drafts All Day Everyday F: $2.50 Beer & Liquor Everyday/$3 Drafts All Day Everyday $2.50 Beer & Liq Everyday/$3 Drafts All Day Everyday
Thursty Turtle (1626 Ne Loop 410 // 820-3600) Live Trivia W/Prizes $2 Tecate $2 Dos Xx & Cuervo Gold Pint Night $2.50 Drafts Thursty Thursdays $2 Crown & Rolling Rock F: $2.50 Jager & Premium Beer S: $2.50 Ultra & Red-Headed Sluts Lone Star $1.75
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WORDS: SB STAFF
Sure, youre in college and, like, totally grown up. But that doesnt mean you cant get like the
good ol days with a classic game of dare oruhhdare. (Truth? Totally for pussies.) And the
best part? Thanks to the glories of technology, you can totez document it all. Because the
look on your waiters face when you tell him your herpes is faring up? PRICELESS.
35 CHALLENGES FOR THE COURAGEOUS (AND COMPLETELY IMMATURE)
Eat
a donut
with a cop
Walk
a strangers
dog
Beg passersby for their autograph
Play
marco
polo in
Wal-Mart
Do the
chicken
dance for a
bar bouncer
Chug a glass
of pickle juice
Paint a
strangers
nails
Attempt to
buy groceries
with Monopoly money
Get
service
without
a shirt or
shoes
Sit with a
family you
dont know at
a restaurant
Streak through
the hall of your
apartment (Bonus
points if you brave
the elevator)
Order a
Big Mac at
Burger King
and refuse
to take
no for an
answer
Approach a
couple you dont
know and propose
a threesome
Yell THATS WHAT SHE
SAID after your professor says
something
Respond to the
question How
are you today?
with a completely
serious Besides
the herpes outbreak,
really great, thanks.
Propose to
a random
stranger
Challenge a
bartender to
a thumb war
Pose in a store
window with the
mannequins
Take
a body
shot off
a stranger
Steal all
the toilet
paper from
a public
restroom
Lay on the
foor of a bus
Ask a
stranger
for a
condom
Get a store
employee to do
a cartwheel
Do The Wobble at a crosswalk
Photo bomb
a group of
random people
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Wear a diaper
in Best Buy
Pole dance
on a speed
limit sign
Read the
dirtiest
excerpt
you can
fnd from
50 Shades
of Gray
aloud in
public
Pretend to
be a magician
on the street
POST
YOUR MOST OUTRAGEOUS PICS
AT FACEBOOK.COM/
STUDYBREAKS FOR A SURPRISE
PRIZE!
1
Explore downtown
and fnd the famous
bulldog statues that
are constantly being
moved.
2
Attempt to
complete the
Terrapin Tour at
Terrapin Brewery every
Wednesday through
Saturday from 5:30 -
7:30 p.m. Anyone who
wants to try to make
it through the guided
tour through the facility
must be wearing
closed-toe shoes, safety
glasses, and earplugs.
3
Complete the
Blackout Bucket at
Sand Bar by yourself.
4
Paddle in a kiwi
or canoe down
the Broad River while
foating a cooler of
beer.
5
Sneak into the 40
Watt and order
a drink when you are
under 21...impossible.
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WORDS: SB STAFF
Sure, youre in college and, like, totally grown up. But that doesnt mean you cant get like the
good ol days with a classic game of dare oruhhdare. (Truth? Totally for pussies.) And the
best part? Thanks to the glories of technology, you can totez document it all. Because the
look on your waiters face when you tell him your herpes is faring up? PRICELESS.
35 CHALLENGES FOR THE COURAGEOUS (AND COMPLETELY IMMATURE)
Eat
a donut
with a cop
Walk
a strangers
dog
Beg passersby for their autograph
Play
marco
polo in
Wal-Mart
Do the
chicken
dance for a
bar bouncer
Chug a glass
of pickle juice
Paint a
strangers
nails
Attempt to
buy groceries
with Monopoly money
Get
service
without
a shirt or
shoes
Sit with a
family you
dont know at
a restaurant
Streak through
the hall of your
apartment (Bonus
points if you brave
the elevator)
Order a
Big Mac at
Burger King
and refuse
to take
no for an
answer
Approach a
couple you dont
know and propose
a threesome
Yell THATS WHAT SHE
SAID after your professor says
something
Respond to the
question How
are you today?
with a completely
serious Besides
the herpes outbreak,
really great, thanks.
Propose to
a random
stranger
Challenge a
bartender to
a thumb war
Pose in a store
window with the
mannequins
Take
a body
shot off
a stranger
Steal all
the toilet
paper from
a public
restroom
Lay on the
foor of a bus
Ask a
stranger
for a
condom
Get a store
employee to do
a cartwheel
Do The Wobble at a crosswalk
Photo bomb
a group of
random people
8
23
Wear a diaper
in Best Buy
Pole dance
on a speed
limit sign
Read the
dirtiest
excerpt
you can
fnd from
50 Shades
of Gray
aloud in
public
Pretend to
be a magician
on the street
POST
YOUR MOST OUTRAGEOUS PICS
AT FACEBOOK.COM/
STUDYBREAKS FOR A SURPRISE
PRIZE!
1
Explore downtown
and fnd the famous
bulldog statues that
are constantly being
moved.
2
Attempt to
complete the
Terrapin Tour at
Terrapin Brewery every
Wednesday through
Saturday from 5:30 -
7:30 p.m. Anyone who
wants to try to make
it through the guided
tour through the facility
must be wearing
closed-toe shoes, safety
glasses, and earplugs.
3
Complete the
Blackout Bucket at
Sand Bar by yourself.
4
Paddle in a kiwi
or canoe down
the Broad River while
foating a cooler of
beer.
5
Sneak into the 40
Watt and order
a drink when you are
under 21...impossible.
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N
L
Y
IN

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WERE YOU
CAUGHT?
HOWL AT THE MOON
PAT OBRIENS
RETOX
NIGHTLIFE HOT
HOT NIGHTLIFE
CROSS EYED SEAGULL
T
he Texas Renaissance Festival hosts over half a million
guests each year, and who can blame themtheres
everything youd want in a festival: chicks in corsets,
beer in 16th century goblets, guys on horses trying to kill
each other, gypsies, anduhhdid we mention beer? If
youre looking to get into some serious medieval trouble, this
is the place to be.
1. Food on sticks. Seriously,
theres everything from
chicken wrapped in bacon
(AND then deep fried) to
alligatorall conveniently
stuck on a stick. So you can
feel like a true gentlemen of
the era while you peruse the
peasants and find yourself a
lady to lay with.
2. It lasts eight weekends.
Thats two months of
renaissance festivities; what
other festival lasts that long?
You can get your knight on
all winter.
3. Its in your budget. Tickets
are $25 at the door (but you
can buy discounted tickets
earlier online), parking and
entertainment inside is free,
and premium beer is only $7!
(Thats pretty good for mead
these days, so we hear.)
4. You get to dress up! And
we dont mean for prom
or Halloween. Were talkin
corsets, leather, fairy wings
and puffy sleeves business.
Discover your medieval
alter ego!
5. There will be things on
fire and practically more
swords than people. With
entertainment at every
turn, from pyro juggling to
musical acts that are sure to
bring out your serious olde
tyme dance moves, theres
a little bit of something for
everyone.
Texas Ren Fest!
5 REASONS YOU SHOULD TRAVEL
BACK IN TIME TO TEXAS REN FEST:
WORDS: SHEYNA WEBSTER
Get medieval
with booze,
fried food, and
some fancy
fre juggling
WEEKENDS,
OCTOBER 6TH-
NOVEMBER 25TH,
9AM-8PM
GET THE DETAILS AT
TEXRENFEST.COM
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just gotta try, weve got your go-to guide. So whatre you waiting for? Read up!
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I
f youre in San Antonio and youre craving fajitas and
margaritas, theres only one place to go to fully satisfy
your needs: Matamoros. Experience authentic Mexican
cuisine along with a friendly atmosphere andbest of
alla full bar, only one exit away from the UTSA campus.
1. Enjoy a four-hour happy
hour Monday-Saturday, from
3-7p.m., when you can chug
for cheap.
2. Theres a live band on
Fridays and Saturdays that
provides a soundtrack for your
snacking.
3. Mariachi bands are there
Thursday-Saturday evenings to
serenade you while you suck
down some salsa.
4. Sundays and Mondays there
are fajitas-for-two specials.
(Only $14.99!) Hows that for a
cheap date?
5. It was voted the spot for the
best margaritas four years in a
row! Well drink to that.
WORDS: ALLISON ASBURY
5 REASONS TO GET YOUR
GRUB ON AT MATAMOROS:
CHECK IT OUT:
MATAMOROSTX.COM
Get your food and festa
on at Matamoros!
HEAD ON OVA!I
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BARTENDER
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WORDS: KATY GLASS
BRITTANY
HEARD
THE HOT HOOLIGAN
WITH HOT MOVES
Whats your favorite holiday to bartend
and why?
My birthday? Haha, no,I have worked almost
every holiday at Hooligans. I would have to
choose Tanksgiving. People were always
bringing me plates of food.
If you were an alcoholic beverage, what
would you be? Why?
I woulddefnitely be a shot of Rumpleminz. Te
smell alone could sweep you of your feet!
Have any pet peeves?
Biggest pet peeve has got to be dressed beers.
Someone always ends up wondering why their
beer exploded.
When is the best night to come in and
why?
I would say all. Our staf is awesome!Drink
specials are always in efect.Saturday nights we
have so many diferent events to keep you going
(UFC, DJ, Bands, Pool, etc.), plus me behind the
bar!
Whats the craziest thing youve ever seen
at the bar?
Te craziest thing, probably the soul train dance
line. I was involved. People actually got down and
did the worm. Hilarious!
Whats the worst pick-up line youve ever
heard?
I have heard them all. Te most unique and worst
had to be You live too far, maybe you should
come stay with me.
Any special bartending moves?
My awesome dance moves. I am always moving!
Whats your go-to drink?
I am a shot of whiskey kind of girl. Crown royal
with a splash of coke.
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Hometown: Dimmitt
Age: 23
Major: Psychology
Where Are You Living Next Semester?
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$814 - $1651 1-3
The Estates at San Antonio 6515 West Hausman Rd (210) 290-9061 estatesatsanantonio.com $559+ 2-4
The Reserve 13903 Babcock Road (210) 690 7575 thereserve-utsa.com N/A 2-4
San Miguel Apartments 5202 Texana Drive (210) 641-8200 thesanmiguel.com $480 - $899 1-3
Springs at Bandera Apartments 8603 N Loop 1604 W (210)695-4442 springsapartments.com/bandera $447 - $995 1-3
University Oaks 6685 UTSA Blvd. (210) 877-4000 universityoaksUTSA.com $595-$998 1,2,4
Villas at Babcock 14333 Babcock Road. (210) 697-8200 www.villasatbabcock.com $545-$895 1&4
ST. MARYS
Aspen Heights 6515 Hausman Road #5900 (210) 290-9061 myaspenheights.com $565-$639 2-4
Bandera Oaks 1171 Bandera Rd (866) 745-7444 $230 - $525 1-3
Broadview Apartments 215 W Broadview Dr (210) 436-5015
$274 - $530 1-3
Park on Bandera 2011 Bandera Rd (888) 297-0970
$285 - $487 1-3
Sherril Oaks Apartments 4011 Sherril Brook Rd (210) 434-5154 $342 - $528 1-2
Sunpark Villas 1830 Bandera Road (866) 423-0096
$300 - $520 1-2
Vista Meadows Apartments 1100 Callaghan Road (888) 801-2091 $309 - $479 1-2
INCARNATE WORD/SAN ANTONIO COMMUNITY COLLEGE
Artisan At Mission Creek 7423 Yarrow Blvd San Antonio, TX 78224 (888) 343-2156 $600 - $832 1-3
City Gate Apartments 1100 N. Frio Street (210) 222-2901 $500 - $550 1
French Place Apartments 109 W French Place (210) 733-0222 venterraliving.com/frenchplace $849-$1294
Rosemont Apartments 401 Holland Avenue (210) 829-1022 rosemontolmospark.com $600-$1305 1-3
Villa Fontana Apartments 123 Brackenridge Avenue (210) 828-1191 thevillafontana.com $415 - $705 1-2
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INGREDIENTS
11/2c.water
Ipackageofstovetopstufng
1c.walnuts
Shreddedcheese
1egg,beaten
DIRECTIONS
1.Preheatovento350.
2.Bringwatertoboilandremove
fromheat.Mixinstufngmix,
onecupofcheeseandtheegg.
Lightlystir.
3.Spoonthemixtureintoagreased
cupcakepan,sprinklewithcheese
andbakefor8-10minutes.
INGREDIENTS
3oz.ofcranberryJell-O
1c.ofboilingwater
1/2c.ofwhiskey
1/2c.ofcitrusvodka
DIRECTIONS
1. PlacetheJell-Oinamicrowave-
ablebowl.Addtheboilingwater,
whiskeyandvodka.
2. Stirthemixtureuntilallofthe
ingredientsareevenlyblended.
Pourthejell-ointothesmall
disposablecups.
3. RefrigerateuntiltheJell-Ois
frmitspartytime!
INGREDIENTS
For the CUPCAKES:
2c.all-purposefour
1tsp.bakingsoda
1tsp.bakingpowder
1tsp.coarsesalt
1tsp.groundcinnamon
1tsp.groundginger
1/4tsp.freshlygratednutmeg
1/4tsp.groundallspice
1c.packedlight-brownsugar
1c.granulatedsugar
4sticksofunsaltedbutter,melted
andcooled
4largeeggs,lightlybeaten
1cans(15oz.)pumpkinpuree
For the CREAM
CHEESE FROSTING:
CreamCheeseFrosting:
8oz.creamcheese
8tbs.(1stick)unsaltedbutter,
roomtemperature
2c.confectionerssugar,sifted
2tsp.purevanillaextract
INGREDIENTS
2cansgreenbeans
1canmushroomsoup
1tbs.soysauce
1/2c.gratedcheddarcheese
1(3oz.)canfriedonions
INGREDIENTS
Miniaturemarshmallows
2tsp.butter
Raisins
1c.brownsugar
1canyams
DIRECTIONS
1. Preheatovento350.
2. Pourthecanofyamsintoacasserole
dish,andthenpourouthalfofthe
liquid.Mixintheraisins(asmany
asdesired),thebrownsugarandthe
butter.
3. Putthedishintheovenandbakefor
30minutes.Removefromtheoven.
4. Topwithmarshmallows,returncas-
seroletoovenandcookforanotherfve
minutes.Oncedone,letthedishcool
andthenserve.
INGREDIENTS
5apples,sliceandpeeled
1c.ofwater
1packagelemongelatin
tsp.groundcinnamon
tsp.groundnutmeg
1packagevanillapuddingmix
WhippedCream
DIRECTIONS
1. Inalargesaucepan,combinethe
apples,1cupsofwater,gelatin,cin-
namonandnutmeg.Bringthemixture
toaboil.
2. Reduceheatandthencoverandsimmer
for5minutes(oruntilapplesaresoft).
3. Combinethedrypuddingmixand
remainingwaterandaddthistothe
applemixture.Cookfor1minuteor
untilthickened.Removefromtheheat.
4. Pourintomasonjars,refrigerateand
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DIRECTIONS
1.Preheatovento350andplacepaper
linersincupcakepan.
2.Whisktogetherfour,bakingsoda,
bakingpowder,salt,cinnamon,
ginger,nutmegandallspiceandset
aside.
3.Inlargerbowl,whisktogetherbrown
sugar,granulatedsugar,butterand
eggs.Addthedryingredientsfrom
thefrstbowlandwhiskuntilsmooth.
Whiskinpumpkinpuree.
4.Pourbatterintocupcakeliners,flling
uptomidline;bake20-25minutes.
Letcool.
5.Ascupcakescool,preparefrosting,
frstbeatingcreamcheesewith
electricmixeronmediumspeeduntil
smooth.Addbutterandbeatuntil
fuffy.
6.Reducespeedtolow;graduallyadd
sugar,andcontinuebeatinguntil
lightandfuffy.Addvanilla,andmix
tocombine.
7.Frostcupcakesandenjoy!
DIRECTIONS
1. Preheatovento400.
2. Combinethebeans,soysauceandmushroomsoupinacasseroledish.Put
thedishintheovenandbakefor20minutes.
3. Oncethe20minutesareup,topthedishwithfriedonionsandcheese.
Continuebakingthecasserolefor5minutes.
4. Letcoolandserve.
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HOROSCOPES SPOT THE DIFFERENCE THATS A FACT JACK
THATS A FACT JACK
In the US, about 280 million turkeys are sold for
the Thanksgiving celebrations.
Felix the Cat was the first balloon to be featured in
the Macys Thanksgiving Day Parade.
The original version of beer pong was set up like
ping pong with a net and paddles.
A scarf is also known as a muffler or
warmstrangler.
NOVEMBER
The stars tell you whats in store
this season.
Aries - Youre a hunter, right? Go out and get
your own turkey this year, hot shot. If youre
veganlook for a wild tofurkey, I guess.
Taurus - Use this month to focus on your
studies before break- I know you cant wait to
stuff your face, but right now your GPA needs
attention.
Gemini - Throw your Halloween candy away,
man. Theres no reason there should still be a
stash in your room.
Cancer - Maybe the stars are out of line this
month or something, but you just cant seem to
get it together. Take a deep breath and redirect
yourself.
Leo - Muster up all your lion-esque prowess
and confront that one person youve been dying
to tell off this month. Screw up their break before
it even starts.
Virgo - Your perfectionism showed in your
Halloween costume, so keep it coming by making
some delicious Thanksgiving treats for your
friends before break.
Libra - Is there a reason you havent taken your
bunny ears off yet? Halloween is over manlet go
of the ears and welcome in the cornucopias.
Scorpio - Happy birthday, yo (maybe). Make
sure theres a cake waiting for you at the family
table right next to all those yummy mashed
potatoes.
Sagittarius - And a second happy birthday
(possibly)! Dont get too busy partyingunless its
your 21st, of courseyouve got a big assignment
due that you dont want to screw up.
Capricorn - Christmas is right around the
corner, and you can feel it, but try to enjoy
the moment and stop daydreaming about
sugarplums.
Pisces - You just cant seem to wait until the
holidays to stuff your face. At least sign up for a
gym membership before the new year, dude.
Aquarius - When you go home for
Thanksgiving, do NOT call your ex. Theyre
expecting the booty call, but you should just
leave them waiting.
WORDS BY: SHEYNA WEBSTER COMPILED BY: SHEYNA WEBSTER PHOTOS: TECHVT; GOJEFFREY, TAYLOR THOMPSON
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