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pulling shoppers in with performance art rather than just sales. I participated in my first Santa Parade last Saturday in WilkesBarre with The Weekender gang, driving the Times Leader van through crowds of children grabbing at the candy we were throwing. That was enough stress to last me until next year, so I think I may take my own advice and leave the shopping up to our guide. Who doesnt like a nice, soft pair ofgloves, after all?
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Add another watering hole to the downtown area: Bottlenecks Saloon & Eatery is expected to open over the coming weeks on South Main Street in WilkesBarre. This is owner Jason Mistos second location for the business; the first is in West Hazleton. A new awning adorns the exterior and inside a self-serve beer stand awaits customers. You give your credit card to the bartender and you get a button, Misto told The Times Leader. You put the button in the draught table and pour your favorite brew. The machine dispenses four different brands of beer, and Misto said he will change them up every so often. The machine also tracks how much a customer has taken and cuts them off at a pre-determined point. Bottlenecks will be open seven days a week from 11 a.m. to 2 a.m. The kitchen will be open until midnight every night. Known for its wings there will be 18 varieties Bottlenecks will have a different feature every night, like wing night, steak night, seafood night and barbecue rib night, Misto said. There will be 18 different beers on tap and 16 televisions for customers to view sporting events and other
shows. Board games for big kids Were you a total Monopoly freak as a kid, hoarding all the property you could? It might be a good idea to head to Mohegan Sun at Pocono Downs on Nov. 24 for the First Annual NEPAopoly Tournament at Breakers. Cash prizes are on the line when the Electric City faces off against the Diamond City to compete for $200 for fourth place, $300 for third, $500 for second, and $1,500 for first. Play is limited to the first 100 people (50 for Wilkes-Barre and 50 for Scranton), and guests must be 21 or older to participate. The festivities run from 11 a.m.-4 p.m. Registration is $25. Lights out at the movies The room is dark, save the light coming from the big screen.
Youre totally into the movie before you and then it happens someone to the lefts phone lights up and they actually have the nerve to pick it up or continue texting throughout the movie, completely ruining your cinematic experience. Fear those awful interruptions no more, as Cinemark in Moosic is now employing the use of the Cinemode app for phones. Users download the application and start it when the movie begins. After the phone screen dims and a prompt to turn it to vibrate comes on, you just have to simply keep it in CineMode for the entire movie and Guess what? you get rewarded for your politeness. The app is good to earn rewards for moviegoers each and every time they sit down to enjoy a flick.
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10-inch Beach Boys: Surfin Safari 10-inch red Gaslight Anthem: Hold You Up 10-inch green Primus: Green Naugahyde 7-inch Rolling Stones: The Rolling Stones (EP) 7-inch Donny Hathaway and CeeLo Green: This Christmas Three 7-inch White Stripes releases: Fell in Love with a Girl and I Just Dont Know What to Do with Myself; Dead Leaves and the Dirty Ground and Stop Breaking Down; and Hotel Yorba and Rated X, both live at the Hotel Yorba All Joe Nardones locations, Embassy Vinyl, and Musical Energi of Wilkes-Barre will hold other sales throughout the day as well, but Energi is relying on Facebook to drive its Black Friday this year. People can go to facebook.com/musicalenergi and watch all day because Ill be posting deals throughout, owner Jay Notartomaso said. To see a complete list of Black Friday exclusives from Record Store Day, visit recordstoreday.com/SpecialReleases. W Joe Nardones Gallery of Sound, 8 a.m.-10 p.m. Fashion Mall (across from Viewmont Mall), Dickson City, 570.969.0778. 186 Mundy St., Wilkes-Barre, 570.208.2833. South Main Street,WilkesBarre, 570.826.6898. Laurel Mall Strip Center #3, Hazleton, 570.459.1093. Embassy Vinyl (342 Adams Ave., Scranton) 570.341.9350. 10 a.m.-7 p.m. Musical Energi (59 North Main St., Wilkes-Barre) 570.829.2929. 11 a.m.-6 p.m.
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Its no figment of the mind: the members of Three Imaginary Boys are multi-instrumentalists that bring a rock n roll vibe wherever they go. three-piece band, you have to do what you can with the drums. They have to be just right because theyre defining the rhythm of the songs. If youve got rhythm and lead guitarists, youre talking riffs the whole time over rhythm chords so the fact that its a three-piece band, well, you have to try a lot harder to not make it sound too minimal. Though drums are a key factor to the sound, that doesnt leave the other instruments out completely. Youll see that we really like to focus on each member, Tim said. Its not like one of us is trying to push over somebody else. The guys also throw a lot of energy into performances. A lot of our lifeblood is performing and capturing that energy, Wintermute said. We all dress in black to look professional. We take ourselves seriously, but not too much. We switch instruments when were playing. We go out into the crowd. We dont like to just be a band that plays the same songs every night, Tim said. It might be the same song but a totally different version. We might really rock it out or bring it back a little bit. We also switch it up by switching instruments in the middle of the song, Rob continued. All the guys can play drums, guitar, and bass if the moment calls for it. People Wearing Masks is proof of how the group has evolved since its first full-length album, Going Up? Since then, the role of bass player has switched to Wintermute and the group now has what Tim calls a tight-knit group dynamic that theyre all very pleased with. The album has been in the works for a little over a year and is what Tim calls rock-driven, though some tracks play off of that and go the way of acoustic and jazz at some points. A track to keep an eye out for is Some Other Day, which holds meaning to all the members. Theres a chorus at the end and its all family members, Rob said. Its our grandparents, aunts, uncles, so its very special to us. W
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Rob and Tim Husty, brothers, and Mike Wintermute make up local three-piece band Three Imaginary Boys.
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as how each member plays multiple instruments. Tim takes on lead vocals, drums, piano, keyboard, guitar and bass; Rob mans the lead guitar, vocals, and percussion; and Wintermute plays bass, guitar, and provides vocals. The many individual musical influences of the guys can be felt throughout the album, from Tims jazz sounds to Robs penchant for blues to Wintermutes interest in experimental and alternative rock. Perhaps the greatest departure from the typical rock song that can be found on People is
Sophia, a mellow tune with minimal instrumentation that skirts the line of jazz. Tims voice is as delicate as it is gritty on tracks like Mr. Aftermath. These Things is an 8-minute track that brings about a soft piano intro, kicks up the energy, and fades out as calmly as it came in, providing a perfectly timed emotional ride for the listener. The group takes 30,000 Eyes, a drum-driven song, and slows it down for an albumending acoustic version. The adaptation sits well on its own with vocals tuned down just enough to carry the lighter version through. Be on the lookout for the chorus of voices at the end of Some Other Day, as many of the band members family and friends lent their own talents to complete the song.
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hooks and more subtle shades of melody, then this is for you. King Animal, for all intents and purposes, picks up exactly where the band left off with Down on the Upside. That album signaled a loose, more experimental approach to previously heavyhanded, Sabbath-meets-Melvins songwriting tracks like Zero Chance were jangling, almost jazz-inflected soundscapes suitable for inclusion on ostentatious works of art like Hendrixs Electric Ladyland. The new album takes this forward-thinking concept to heart, but doesnt let it rule the production. Tracks on King Animal like NonState Actor rock hard, but with drummer Matt Camerons flair for a disdain for straight 4/4 time. By Crooked Steps pulls back a little further to Badmotorfinger days with guitarist Kim Thayils impenetrable Gibson SG tone. Similarly, Blood on the Valley Floor is a dirgelike, grungy hark back to the early 1990s underground Seattle scene and, yes, Cornells voice can still peel paint off the walls. Other cuts like Bones of Birds sound more like Chris Cornell solo offerings, with acoustic interludes that litter Cornells post-Soundgarden work. Perfectly occupying the next notch on the Soundgarden timeline, King Animal is tempered Seattle aggression from one of the citys true pioneers.
bum. Dont Panic was almost the groups second chance to define themselves. Were they going to continue to stray from their roots or return to the music that gave them success in the first place? Dont Panic is definitely a return to form. Frontman Alex Gaskarth displays his best vocal performance. The album shows diversity, with angst-filled The Reckless and the Brave and For Baltimore to pop-driven Somewhere in Neverland. It is a solid mix of the bands previous releases and truly defines where the band stands today. Dont Panic had collaboration from Patrick Stump, as well as guest appearances like Anthony Raneri on So Long Soldier. Star of NBCs The Voice Cassadee Pope appears on Backseat Serenade and the well-anticipated Outlines features Jason Vena of Acceptance. There are a few things that stand out that seemed to have become ATL standards. Each one seems to be written as its own single, with a distinct melody to each, also running about the same length. Since each song has the same structure, it gets slightly annoying at times, but is the only major downfall. The is the best album All Time Low could have put together at this point in its career.
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Double-takes are the norm when Shawn Klush walks into a room. Bet you thought he was The King, didnt you? (Photos by Pete. G. Wilcox/Times Leader File Photo) meanor is just one facet of the entire act that now makes up his lifes work. His show is a tribute, one that is meticulously worked on to ensure its as close to the real thing as possible, something he hopes more and more people come to realize. So many people have the wrong impression of what we do. When I hear the word impersonator, I think of Danny Gans or someone doing a million voices. When people hear Elvis impersonator, they think of some guy in a jumpsuit. What we do, this tribute, is a completely different thing. Were modeling off of something done 30, 40 years ago. Ive taken it to the point where Ive got the guys that made Elvis original suits. Its very high energy, and thats the part of his career that we focus on. As far as authenticity is concerned, it gets no better than who will sing alongside Klush at the Kirby, the Sweet Inspirations, who were Elvis back-up singers throughout his entire career. When you stand on stage with women their age and they open their mouth, you understand and know that the man knew what he was doing, Klush said. He had a keen sense of feel and he had an unbelievable ear, and he picked those ladies single-handedly, and thats why: because until this day when they open their mouth, its the sweetest sound you ever heard. Its no secret that Elvis certainly had that it factor, but what was it specifically that made him so appealing? The mystery is what drew Klush to the pop culture icon in the first place. Its that very thing that everybodys always trying to figure out, what it is that he had. To this day, I cant. Youll see facets of it in pictures, youll see pieces of it come out on stage, but from what Im told you never, ever felt it until you saw him live. D.J. Fontana, who was Elvis drummer, well, we were using a certain picture of Elvis in the beginning of our shows to model after and I said to him, Did that son of a gun really look that good? and he goes, He looked better. That notion sat with Klush for a while, and it finally became clear when he met Lisa Marie. She just has this power. I looked at her and she went, Yeah, yeah, yeah. I get it from him. If Lisa can do that, literally hold you in the palm of her hand with her eyes, can you imagine what the old man had? W
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Jim Hensons Pajanimals Live Pajama Playdate: April 17, 6 p.m. $19, $34. NEPA Philharmonic: Symphonie Fantastique: April 26, 8 p.m., $34-$65 Joan Rivers: April 27, 8 p.m., $39-$47 MAUCH CHUNK OPERA HOUSE 14 W. Broadway, Jim Thorpe 570.325.0249, mauchchunkoperahouse.com Free Range Folk: Nov. 21, 7 p.m., $10 The Funk Ark: Nov. 24, 8:30 p.m., $20 Twelve Twenty Four: Dec. 1, 7:30 p.m., $23 Gandalf Murphy and the Slambovian Circus: Dec. 7, 8:30 p.m., $26 Peek-A-Boo Revue Holiday Spectacular: Dec. 8, 8:30 p.m., $23 Season Celebration with Cabinet and MiZ: Dec. 14, 8:30 p.m., $20 Craig Thatcher and Friends Rockin Christmas: Dec. 15, 8 p.m., $23 The Tartan Terrors: Dec. 30, 8 p.m., $28 MOHEGAN SUN ARENA 255 Highland Park Blvd., Wilkes-Barre 800.745.3000, mohegansunarenapa.com Trans-Siberian Orchestra: Nov. 25, 3 p.m., 7:30 p.m., $38$58 Disneys Phineas and Ferb: The Best LIVE Tour Ever: Dec. 2, 2 p.m., 5 p.m. $26-$60 WWE Supershow: Dec. 15, 7:30 p.m. $15-$95 Disney on Ice: 100 Years of Magic: Jan. 16-21, TIMES VARY, $25-$55 MOUNT AIRY CASINO RESORT 44 Woodland Rd., Mount Pocono 877.682.4791, mountairycasino.com The Trammps: Nov. 24, 8 p.m., $20-$30 Thunder from Down Under: Dec. 7-8, 8 p.m., $20-$30 Jackie The Joke Man Martling: Dec. 28, 9 p.m., $15-$20
Mellow Theater, 501 Vine St. Scranton Phone: 570.955.1455, lackawanna.edu, etix.com Prices vary, student and group rates available The Virgin Consort: Dec. 6, 7 p.m., $20, $15 students SCRANTON CULTURAL CENTER 420 N. Washington Ave., Scranton Phone: 888.669.8966 Froggy 101s Guitars and Stars 5: Nov. 27, 7 p.m., $10-$35 Appalachian Christmas with NEPA Philharmonic: Dec. 14, 7 p.m., $34-$65 The Midtown Men: Jan. 18-20, times vary, $37-$57 SHERMAN THEATER 524 Main St., Stroudsburg Phone: 570.420.2808, www.shermantheater.com Railroad Earth: Nov. 23 and 24, 8 p.m., $30 single day or $50 for two-day pass Vienna Boys Choir: Nov. 29, 8 p.m., $25-$45. Never Shout Never: Nov. 30, 8 p.m., $20 Change: A Christmas Spectacular: Dec. 9, 4 p.m., $10-$15. Matisyahu Festival of Light: Dec. 11, 7:30 p.m., $25$30 Twelve-Twenty Four: Dec. 13, 8 p.m., $22 Patent Pending: Dec. 21, 6 p.m., $10-$12 PHILADELPHIA ELECTRIC FACTORY 3421 Willow St., Philadelphia Phone: 215.LOVE.222 Pauly D: Nov. 21, 8 p.m. Tommy Conwell and the Young Rumblers / Bricklin: Nov. 23, 8:30 p.m. Lamb of God / In Flames / Hellyeah / Sylosis: Nov. 24, 7p.m. The Gaslight Anthem / The Menzingers / Matthew Ryan: Nov. 27, 8 p.m. Lotus / Frimace Federation: Nov. 30, 9 p.m. Zeds Dead, Uz: Dec. 1, 8:30 p.m. Asking Alexandria / As I Lay Dying / Suicide Silence, more: Dec. 7, 8:30 p.m. Matisyahu: Dec. 12, 8 p.m. Band of Horses: Dec. 14, 8:30 p.m. Get the Led Out: Dec. 15, 8:30 p.m. The Starting Line: Dec. 26
and 30, 8 p.m. Halestorm: Dec. 27, 8 p.m. Dark Star Orchestra: Dec. 29, 8:30 p.m. Ellie Goulding: Jan. 25, 8:30 p.m. THE FILLMORE AT THE TLA 334 South St., Philadelphia Phone: 215.922.1011 Dance Gavin Dance / A Lot Like Birds / I the Mighty, more: Nov. 21, 5 p.m. Delta Spirit / Jeff the Brotherhood / FIDLAR: Nov. 23, 8 p.m. Conspirator / Eoto: Nov. 24, 8 p.m. Graham Parker & the Rumour: Nov. 30, 8 p.m. Boys Noize / Sammy Slice: Dec. 1, 8 p.m. The Birthday Massacre / William Control, more: Dec. 2, 6 p.m. Alex Clare: Dec. 4, 7 p.m. -X- / Reverend Horton Heat / Not In The Face: Dec. 6, 8 p.m. Anthony Green / Geoff Rickly: Dec. 7, 7 p.m. New Found Glory / The Story So Far / Candy Hearts: Dec. 9, 6:30 p.m. Tyler Ward: Dec. 13, 7 p.m. Motionless In White / Chelsea Grin, more: Dec. 16, 6 p.m. Good Old War / Vacationer: Dec. 20, 8 p.m. R5: Dec. 28, 3 p.m. RJD2: Dec. 29, 8 p.m. The Devil Makes Three / Brown Bird: Dec. 31, 8:30 p.m. Emeli Sande: Jan. 19, 8 p.m.
16TH ANNUAL BRIGGS FARM BLUESFEST 88 Old Berwick Hwy., Nescopeck 570.379.3342, briggsfarm.com Featuring Lurrie Bell, more: July 12-13. $28-$90. Discounts available through Jan. 1. COVE HAVEN ENTERTAINMENT RESORTS 194 Lakeview Dr., Lakeville 877.800.5380, cpresorts.com Justin Willman: Nov. 18 F.M. KIRBY CENTER 71 Public Square, WilkesBarre 570.826.1100, kirbycenter.org Shawn Klush / The Sweet Inspirations: Nov. 24, 8 p.m., $35-$75 Paul Anka: Dec. 7, 8 p.m., $49-$138 Let it Show feat. Phillip Phillips, Cody Simpson, Megan & Liz, and Chris Wallace: Dec. 9, 4 p.m., $25-$35 The Cake Boss Buddy Valastros Homemade for the Holidays: Dec. 14, 8 p.m., $25-$45 NEPA Philharmonic: Holiday POPS: Appalachian Christmas: Dec. 15, 7 p.m., $34-$65 NEPA Philharmonic: Ill Take Romance: Feb. 9, 8 p.m., $34-$65 Buddy Guy and Jonny Lang: Feb. 23, 8 p.m., $49-$99 Irish Tenors: March 8, 8 p.m., $39-$59 Americas Got Talent Live: March 16, 8 p.m., $49-$89 Bill Cosby: April 5, 8 p.m., $37-$75 NEPA Philharmonic: Anne Hampton Callaway Sings the Streisand Songbook: April 12, 8 p.m., $34-$65
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KESWICK THEATER Easton RoadKeswick Ave, Glenside, Pa. Phone: 215.572.7650 The Machine (Pink Floyd tribute): Nov. 23, 8 p.m. Songs of The Band feat. Jimmy Vivino and Garth Hudson: Nov. 24, 8 p.m. Scott Weiland: Nov. 25, 8 p.m. Tedeschi Trucks Band: Nov. 27-28, 7:30 p.m. The Monkees: Nov. 29, 8 p.m. Loretta Lynn: Nov. 30, 8 p.m. Shirley Alston Reeves / The Teenagers / Eddie Holman / The Rip Chords: Dec.1, 8 p.m. Pink Martini: Dec. 2, 7:30 p.m. The Irish Tenors: Dec. 6, 7:30 p.m. Keith Sweat: Dec. 7, 8 p.m. Maxi Priest: Dec. 8, 8 p.m. Judy Collins / Jimmy Webb: Dec. 9, 7 p.m. Wayne Newton: Dec. 11, 7:30
p.m. Manhattan Transfer: Dec. 13, 8 p.m. Jay Black / Jay Sigel and the Tokens: Jan. 19, 8 p.m.
TOWER THEATER 69th and Ludlow Sts. Upper Darby Phone: 610.352.2887 Steel Panther: Nov. 23, 9 p.m. Of Monsters and Men / Soley / Elle King: Nov. 24, 8 p.m. R.Kelly / Tamia: Nov. 29, 7:30 p.m. Govt Mule / Sister Sparrow and the Dirty Birds: Dec. 28 and 29, 8 p.m. Jim Gaffigan: Jan. 26, 8 p.m. TROCADERO 10th & Arch St, Philadelphia Phone: 215.336.2000 Panzie / Clashing Plaid / Ammunition: Nov. 23, 9 p.m. A John Waters Christmas: Nov. 29, 8 p.m. Nick Kroll: Dec. 1, 8 p.m. The Faint / TRUST: Dec. 6, 8 p.m. D.R.I. / Common Enemy: Dec. 7, 7:30 p.m. Aaron Lewis: Dec. 9, 8 p.m. Of Montreal: Dec. 13, 7:45 p.m. The Polyphonic Spree Holiday Show: Dec. 12, 7 p.m. Monster Magnet: Dec. 16, 7:30 p.m. Papadosio / Dopapod: Dec. 30, 9 p.m. Brothers Past / The Heavy Pets: Dec. 31, 9 p.m. WELLS FARGO CENTER Broad St., Philadelphia Phone: 215.336.3600 Neil Young / Crazy Horse / Patti Smith / Everest: Nov. 29, 8 p.m. Justin Bieber / PSY / Cher Lloyd: Dec. 5, 6 p.m. Trans-Siberian Orchestra: Dec. 14, 4 / 8 p.m. Kevin Hart: Dec. 20, 7 p.m. Dave Matthews Band / The Lumineers: Dec. 22, 7 p.m. ELSEWHERE IN PA
Anthony Green: Dec. 5, 7 p.m. Break Science / Michal Menert: Dec. 6, 8 p.m. New Found Glory / The Story So Far / Candy Hearts: Dec. 78, 7 p.m. Alex Clare: Dec. 11, 7:30 p.m. Parov Stelar Band: Dec. 12, 8 p.m. Concrete Blonde: Dec. 13, 7 p.m. Aaron Lewis: Dec. 14, 7 p.m. Motionless in White / Chelsea Grin / Stick To Your Guns, more: Dec. 15, 6 p.m. The Starting Line: Dec. 28, 7 p.m. Get ready for an Ear full Supported by a Lackawanna County Arts and Cultural Grant, the Inflated Ear Music Project Ensemble will be performing newly composed works by Julian Sparacino (pictured) at the Vintage Theater (119 Penn. Ave., Scranton) on Sunday, Nov. 25 at 7 p.m. Admission is free. The Inflated Ear Music Project Ensemble includes composer/arranger Sparacino on tenor saxophone, bass clarinet, and flute; Bob Ventrello on drums and percussion; Charlie Evans on baritone saxophone; Gary Rixner on trombone; Ron Stabinski on piano; Moppa Elliot on string bass; Nick Driscoll on soprano saxophone and clarinet; and Peter Evans on trumpets. (Photo by Rich Howells) IZOD CENTER 50 State Rt. 120, East Rutherford, N.J. Phone: 201.935.3900 Dave Matthews Band: Nov. 30-Dec. 1, 7 p.m. MADISON SQUARE GARDEN 7th Ave., New York, NY Phone: 212.465.MSG1 Aerosmith / Cheap Trick: Nov. 20, 7:30 p.m. Neil Young / Crazy Horse: Nov. 27, 7:30 p.m. Justin Bieber: Nov. 28-29, 7 p.m. One Direction: Dec. 3, 7:30 p.m. The Who / Roger Daltrey / Pete Townshend: Dec. 5, 7:30 p.m. One Direction / The Wanted / Olly Murs, more: Dec. 7, 7:30 p.m. Jason Mraz: Dec. 11, 7:30 p.m. The Killers / Tegan and Sara: Dec. 14, 8 p.m. Leonard Cohen: Dec. 18, 8 p.m. Phish: Dec. 28-31, TIMES VARY Passion Pit / Matt and Kim: Feb. 8, 8 p.m. Maroon 5 / Neon Trees / Owl City: Feb. 16, 8 p.m. Lady Gaga / Madeon / Lady Starlight: Feb. 22, 8 p.m. Swedish House Mafia: March 1, 8 p.m.
- compiled by Rich Howells, Weekender Editor. Send your listings to weekender@theweekender.com, 90 E. Market St., Wilkes-Barre, Pa., 18703, or fax to 570.831.7375. Deadline is Mondays at 2 p.m. Expanded listings at theweekender.com.
Green Day: Jan. 11, 7:30 p.m. CROCODILE ROCK 520 Hamilton St, Allentown Phone: 610.434.460 Sum 41: Nov. 23, 7 p.m. Aaron Jennings: Nov. 24, 5:30 p.m. Sparks the Rescue / Handguns / The Composure: Nov. 24, 5:30 p.m. Cannibal Corpse: Nov. 29, 7 p.m. For All Those Sleeping / The Browning / Close To Home: Dec. 6, 5:30 p.m. Spose: Dec. 7, 7 p.m. Veil of Maya / Upon a Burning Body / Volumes: Dec. 10, 5 p.m. Streetlight Manifesto: Dec. 15, 7 p.m. Make Me Famous / Get Scared / Heartist / I Am King: Dec. 14, 4 p.m. Cappadonna: Dec. 26, 6 p.m. GIANT CENTER 950 Hersheypark Dr., Hershey Phone: 717.534.3911 Trans-Siberian Orchestra: Dec. 21, 4 / 8 p.m. Jeff Dunham: Jan. 26, 8 p.m. SANDS BETHLEHEM 77 Sands Blvd., Bethlehem Cheap Trick: Nov. 24, 8 p.m. B.B. King: Nov. 27, 8 p.m. Rick Springfield: Dec. 1, 8
p.m. Mannheim Steamroller: Dec. 6, 7 p.m. Neil Sedaka: Dec. 8, 8 p.m. The Fab Four: Dec. 29, 8 p.m. George Lopez: Jan. 11, 8 p.m.
p.m. BROOME COUNTY ARENA 1 Stuart Street, Binghamton, NY Phone: 670.778.6626 3 Doors Down / Daughtry / Otherwise: Dec. 1, 7 p.m. HAMMERSTEIN BALLROOM 311 W. 34th St, New York, NY. Phone: 212.279.7740 Chase and Status / Borgore / Bare Noize, more: Dec. 1, 7 p.m. Band of Horses / Jason Lytle: Dec. 11, 10 p.m. THE FILLMORE AT IRVING PLAZA 17 Irving Place, New York, N.Y. Phone: 212.777.6800 Macklemore / Ryan Lewis / Dee-1: Nov. 21, 7 p.m. Dance Gavin Dance / A Lot Like Birds / I the Mighty, more: Nov. 23, 5 p.m. Q-Tip: Nov. 23, 11 p.m. Hoodie Allen: Nov. 24, 6 p.m. Delta Spirit / Jeff the Brotherhood / FIDLAR: Nov. 27, 7 p.m. Public Enemy / X Clan / Black Sheep: Nov. 29, 7 p.m. -X- / The Reverend Horton Heat / Not In The Face: Nov. 30Dec. 1, 7 p.m.
WHITAKER CENTER 222 Market St., Harrisburg Phone: 717.214.ARTS The Machine: Nov. 21, 7:30 p.m. NEW YORK / NEW JERSEY BEACON THEATER 2124 Broadway, New York, NY. Phone: 212.496.7070 Scotty McCreery: Nov. 23, 5:30 p.m. Hot Tuna: Nov. 30-Dec. 1, 8 p.m. The Monkees: Dec. 2, 8 p.m. Billy Connolly: Dec. 7, 8 p.m. Cyndi Lauper and Friends: Home for the Holidays Benefit for True Colors: Dec. 8, 8 p.m. Govt Mule: Dec. 30-31, TIMES VARY BETHEL WOODS CENTER Bethel NY www.bethelwoodscenter.org Judy Collins: Dec. 15, 7:30
BRYCE JORDAN CENTER Penn State University, State College, Pa. Phone: 814.865.5555 3 Doors Down / Daughtry / P.O.D.: Dec. 4, 7:30 p.m. The Temptations / The Four Tops: Dec. 7, 7:30 p.m.
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By Rich Howells
As the economy wavers and shopping habits shift from brick and mortar stores to online, malls across the country are looking for new and innovative ways to draw people back in, particularly during the holidays. The Mall at Steamtown (300 Lackawanna Ave., Scranton) has been doing just that with the help of musician Doug Smith and Damian the Magician, though the co-organizers of the free weekly events have been working with the downtown shopping center for years. When this mall opened 20 years ago, I was the opening act. I was the first act on that stage, Damian said as he pointed to the malls permanent, built-in center stage on Nov. 8. Weve done everything from close-up magic to stage shows. In recent years, theyve really expanded their participation with First Night Scranton (on New Years Eve), so we had the idea last year to occasionally have some live music or entertainment at the mall to promote First Night. Theyve done it other holiday seasons, but this went on every month or so, so it kind of grew out of that recently, Smith added. Youre just putting your art right in the middle of where all the people are instead of expecting the people to come to your art. In that way, its really fun for me because you get little kids reacting to it and people that maybe never would have listened otherwise. The mall now hosts live music on Tuesdays and Thursdays with a karaoke night on Wednesdays; magic and childrens entertainment is held on Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Sundays, presenting a unique challenge to the performers.
Damian the Magician engages shoppers, often using their belongings to do so. (Photos by Rich Howells) Youve got to draw the audience. Its not an audience thats stationary. You do that with stage personality and you do that with music to draw people in. On a day like this, you just do it with your showmanship. You have to draw them in and they have to trust you, Damian explained. It also relies heavily on the personality of the entertainer. Can he connect with the people who are watching, and can they, within a matter of seconds, find that person trustworthy enough to give them that time? Sporting a black suit and gold name badge, the magician builds that trust by using his audiences own property money, jewelry, etc. in his illusions, demonstrating his talent as he speaks by busting a hole through a dollar bill with a marker and then easily repairing it again as if nothing had ever happened. It brings them in and they shop a little bit. Also, if they dont know theres entertainment, it makes their experience a little bit more enjoyable because its live, interactive entertainment, he noted. For Smith, its about reaching an audience who would normally never hear his jazz music, and acoustically, its pleasing to the longtime bassist and educators ears. Theres all kind of reactions. One of my favorites is the little tiny kids who have probably never heard any live music, and theyre just transfixed. Youll get kids who are in high school that are musicians that are very interested. Sometimes theyll come up and talk to us about the instruments, Smith related. Its turning the mall into a public space. In the olden days, people would go out to the square or the open market or whatever and there would be people performing occasionally, but for better or for worse, malls have turned into our public areas. The Mall at Steamtown, in particular, has become a vital public space for the city of Scranton, the artists agreed. The mall sees importance in supporting the arts. Very few places are doing that anymore, Smith said. Its also very good to support local businesses, and this mall is an anchor in this town, Damian continued. Its the highest single taxpaying entity in the city of Scranton. If the mall was not here, the downtown would collapse. This is not a luxury; this is W a necessity.
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Doug Smith looks at his performance time at the Steamtown Mall as a way to reach new audiences.
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By Mike Sullivan
Edward (Robert Pattinson) and Bella (Kristen Stewart) in another passionless moment from Breaking Dawn: Part 2.
'Breaking point'
I understand why children and depressing adults would want to escape inside the wizarding world of Harry Potter. Why wouldnt they want to become a super cool boy wizard who visits magical lands, encounters strange, otherworldly creatures and is loved by everybody and nobody ever dumps your Magic cards into the toilet? In Twilight, you date and eventually marry a creepy guy who is way too old for you, watches you when you sleep, forces his hardline abstinence agenda on you, and ultimately proves that love is a guy who wants to hurt you and will. Additionally, most of your free time is spent in the grayest, most secluded section of the Pacific Northwest with your distant boyfriends boring, deadeyed relatives. Your next-door neighbor is a werewolf whod rather not have sex with your seven-year-old daughter but is genetically predisposed into having sex with your seven-year-old daughter. Congratulations, thats your wish-fulfillment fantasy. Why do you hate yourselves? Twilight: Breaking Dawn: Part 2 takes one last look into the lives of characters who all seem to have been stricken with a sexy strain of Bells palsy that has permanently frozen the expression on all of their faces into a smoldering glare. The least expressive amongst them is Bella Swan (Kristen Stewart), who recently had the human f----d out of her by her undead beau, Edward (Robert Pattinson). Although Bella was always the worlds most special
and precious snowflake, her transformation into a vampire has made her so unbelievably wonderful that only made-up words like specialiciousaful could truly begin to describe her. The new, improved Bella can glide through the air, rock climb extremely fast, and do it all with all the lumbering, unnatural quality of a cadaver thats been strung up and used as a marionette. If that wasnt enough, Bella has given birth to baby girl named Erasrrumir (not her actual name, but its not that far off), who is growing at such an accelerated rate that Bella and Edward will only have to be actual parents for about a month and a half, at which point theyll move to Europe and, through the curative powers of Absinth, carefully destroy the part of their brains that remember the fact that an even creepier and unsettling version of the Twilight saga is happening between
Jacob the Werewolf (Taylor Lautner) and their newly-born daughter whom Jacob has imprinted himself upon. Not by choice, mind you, but because Stephanie Meyer is an off-putting weirdo who is somehow unconscious to the disturbing implications of a werewolf shacking up with a baby. At any rate, before that time when Areserrrrrir (again, not that far off) matures, Edward and Bella must protect her from the Volturi, an evil sect of vampires who are the only characters who realize theyre in a terrible movie and seem to be enjoying themselves. Why the Twilight franchise doesnt work can be summed up by one sequence that appears about 90 minutes into Breaking Dawn: Part 2. A war between the good vampires and the Volturi breaks out, and throughout this surprisingly action-packed sequence, we watch as the heads of
vampires are brutally ripped off their bodies and Dakota Fanning is eaten by wolves. In any other film, the sequence would be suitably entertaining, but in Breaking Dawn: Part 2, its oddly exhilarating because everything thats lead up to this moment has been a random selection of meaningful glances and swarthy abs. But right when it seems the series is heading towards a satisfying conclusion, Breaking Dawn: Part 2 flinches and essentially pretends that the last ten minutes didnt happen. Its a massive cop-out that is as pointless as it is frustrating and only confirms that things dont happen in the Twilight series as much as they almost happen. Its these meandering storylines that rarely payoff, combined with the unbearably wooden acting, as well as the dour, joyless tone that make the success of the Twilight empire so inexplicable. W
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BENEFITS/CHARITY EVENTS American Red Cross Seeking crafters for Annual Holiday Craft Show (held Nov. 24-25, Kingston Armory). Proceeds benefit programs/services of local Red Cross. To be considered, complete application by calling 570.823.7161, ext. 348. Items must be at least 75 percent handmade; no resale items. Rent booth for $85 plus $30 event license fee. booths, booths with electricity and corner booths. Anthracite Hi-Railers Model Railroad Club O Gauge Train Display: Nov. 24, Dec. 8, 15, Jan. 1, 5, 1-4:30 p.m., Bills Shop Rite Plaza, Rts. 435 and 502, Daleville. Free admission, collecting donations of bathroom tissue, bath soap, facial tissues, multipurpose household cleaner, dishwashing liquid, laundry detergent and toothpaste to benefit the North Pocono Dry Goods Pantry.
Blue Chip Farms Animal Refuge (974 Lockville Rd., Dallas, 570.333.5265, www.bcfanimalrefuge.org) Pet Photos with Santa: $10 donation. Nov. 24, noon-4 p.m., 161 N. Memorial Highway, Trucksville. Dec. 1, noon-5 p.m.; Dec. 2, noon-4 p.m., Pet Supply Plus, 555 Scott St., Wilkes-Barre. Dec. 8, noon-4 p.m., Dymonds Farm, Brace Road, Dallas. Modified K9 Donation Collection for Hurricane Sandy Animal and Children Victims: Mon.-Fri., 9 a.m.-5 p.m., Valley Dog, 213 E. Luzerne Ave., Larksville. Collecting until Dec. 14, 5 p.m. Collecting cat litter, cat and dog food, dog toys, large dog beds, new childrens toys. Info: Karen Olson, 610.704.4499 or mk9karen@hotmail.com. Safe Haven Dog Rescue (www.SafeHavenPa.org, SafeHaven@epix.net) Pet pictures
with Santa Claws: Dec. 1, 10 a.m.-2 p.m., Bergers Agway (Rt. 209, Brodheadsville). $8. Adoption Day: Dec. 16, 11 a.m.-3 p.m., Tractor Supply, Route 209, Brodheadsville. Volunteer Meeting: Dec. 18, 6:30 pm., Cherrys Restaurant, Route 209 near Route 534, Kresgeville Toys For Tots Drop off point conducted by Sons of the American Legion Mountain Post 781: Mountain Post 781 (Church Rd., Mountain Top); Jannuzis Pizza (69 N. Mountain Blvd., Mountain Top); The Good 2 Go (36 N. Mountain Blvd., Mountain Top); Tonys Pizza (26 S. Main St., Mountain Top); and Wychocks (Rt. 309, Wilkes Barre). New unwrapped toys can be dropped off at the American Legion Mon.-Fri., 1 p.m.-midnight, Sat.-Sun., noonmidnight. Drop off points open through Dec. 15. Info: 570.474.2161, alpost781.org.
CAR & BIKE EVENTS Gunners PA Law Enforcement MC (gunnerspalemc@gmail.com, $20/rider, $10/passenger unless noted otherwise) Phantom Rider Program: If unable to make it to ride, donate $10 passenger fee and new stuffed animal, which will go to children in need, any left end of season go to Toys For Tots. Send to Gunners 11 Hemlock Dr., Tunkhannock, PA 18657. Hi Lites Motor Club (www.hilitesmotorclub.com, Jack 570.477.2477, John 574.7470). Events feature door prizes, food, music, 50/50 drawing, more. No alcohol permitted. Uncle Bucks BBQ Pit Bike Night Wed., 6-9 p.m., 361 W. Main St., Plymouth. Food, drink specials.
CHURCHES Conyngham United Methodist Church (411 Main Street, Conyngham, 570.788.3960, conynghamumc.com) Sisters: Tues., 10 a.m., began Sept. 25. Andy Stanley six-week study, Twisting the Truth. All women welcome. Exaltation of the Holy Cross Church (420 Main Rd., Hanover Twp., 570.823.6242) Christmas Cookie Walk Fundraiser: Dec. 15, 10 a.m.-1 p.m. Buy a container for $8 and choose from 15 types of homemade cookies to fill it up. Info: 570.825.5723. First Presbyterian Church of Clarks Summit (300 School St., Clarks Summit, 570.586.6306, www.fpccs.org) Tim Coombs Interpretation of Dickens A Christmas Car-
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Many horror directors have gone down in cinema history for attempting to make a good, scary film and instead producing Bmovie schlock. Bobby Keller, however, failed as a filmmaker in a much different way. My original plan was to make a movie so bad that it was unwatchable, but I feel like I failed in a sense because I think we did make a really good, enjoyable horror comedy, Keller said of Deatherman, his new movie with a title that speaks for itself. I was actually watching John Carpenters The Fog and I was laughing at Charles Cyphers character because he plays a weatherman. I was laughing at the way that he died because he gets hit with a hook, he continued, mocking the gasping noise the actor made. Out of nowhere, it just came to me that there hasnt been a killer weatherman movie. As soon as I thought that, the name Deatherman came up, and I was like, I have to do it. He leapt out of bed and immediately called his friends Mike Gavern and John Kasper to help him make the crappiest movie ever made on one of the crappiest video formats still barely available VHS. I spent so much time on the
floor of Blockbuster and Prime Time (Video) just reading the backs of movie cases to find out what things were about. When we started talking about doing this, this was always a movie made just for us, Kasper emphasized. The whole point of Deatherman is to give you that feeling that you had in like 1993 when you were in the horror section at the video store and you picked up The Gate or Waxwork. Especially on video, they rely on the cover to get you to rent it and what you watched was not what was on the cover, Keller added. The Scranton natives intentions are quite clear from the beginning, however. The tonguein-cheek plot involves a weatherman named Dalton Law working for Action 13 News in the fictional town of Cyphers County. He meets a young, attractive intern who, unbeknownst to him, was just released from a mental institution and is planning on taking his job one way or another. She gets him drunk and murders him, but she and her friends bury the body on the night of a nuclear acid rain storm, reanimating Daltons corpse and forcing laughter from the filmmakers as they recite the corny tale and the one line that stands out from the trailer: Acid rain brought me back. That is the only thing I told him he has to say, and that line, just from the trailer, is f-----g huge. Everybody loves that line,
Bobby Keller, left, and John Kasper may have made a movie, but it wont be playing in conventional theaters any time soon. The pair have opted to shoot and release Deatherman on VHS instead. (Photo by Rich Howells) and I knew it. We had to do it, Keller enthused. You just accept your one motive for being reanimated is revenge, and thats it. You dont have any connections. You almost have to acknowledge it for what it is, Kasper said of playing the doomed meteorologist. I was that caricature movie monster. I wasnt very smart; I just had very specific things that I wanted to say. That was pretty much it. Bonding over blood Kasper and Keller met in sewing class in middle school, becoming good friends after discussing the finer points of Demonic Toys and shooting many cheesy short films together over the years. The now 28-year-olds began work on their latest creation in January, writing the script in a day and improvising the rest during a shoot that lasted from March until July. Right along with, Were going to do a movie about a killer weatherman, we said, Its going to be on VHS. It was the compound sentence, Kasper said of their decision to shoot completely on tape. A good portion of it was improvised. We had a lot of ideas on the fly. We didnt have a lot of money to work with, so a lot of the effects are really amateur at best. Spending about $500 from their own pockets and using their friends as cast members, Keller played two characters while directing and Kasper handled special effects as well as the title role. Not all the effects went as planned, however, as Kasper ended up actually breaking a pool cue over Kellers back during one scene. That is not a special effect. That was real. In our original plan we were going to hit the girl. I said, No, just hit me, Keller recalled. It hurt so bad. I remember showing my mom the next day and she goes, You know that stuff is fake in movies, dont you? I couldnt explain it to her. I like stuff like that. It was so worth it. Hoping for mixed reviews Despite bleeding for their art, they know that the resulting grainy, 55-minute feature will elicit opposing reactions when it premieres at New Visions Studio & Gallery (201 Vine St., Scranton) on Saturday, Nov. 24, but that happens to be exactly what theyre looking for. Im nervous to read the reviews, but at the same time Im excited because if theyre good, thats great, but if theyre bad, I might even be more excited that Im p-----g people off. Im happy with the movie and thats all that matters, Keller admitted. Everybody is going to have their own opinion on it, but we did this with a specific goal in mind and we completely nailed it as far as were concerned, Kasper continued. I want people to love it, but I want people in the next row to hate it. Those who havent even seen the finished film yet will likely fall into the former. Only releasing the film on special edition red tapes, theyve received pre-orders from VHS fans in Indiana, Texas, California, and even the United Kingdom. Generating t-shirts and other merchandise, the response has been so great that, like most bad horror franchises, a sequel is already planned. A DVD release, however, is currently not. If you still have a VCR, then you have the privilege of watching Deatherman. Its for fans. And Deatherman 2 is going to happen. We have a lot of great ideas, Keller exclaimed, adding a caveat. If you like Ice Cream Man, youll like Deatherman. If you hate Ice Cream Man, f--k off.
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Deatherman world premiere screening with four other films, Nov. 24, 6-9 p.m., New Visions Studio & Gallery (201 Vine St., Scranton). $5.
All Gods Children special needs program: every Sun. 9:4510:45 a.m. EVENTS Browndale Fire Co. (Route 247, 620 Marion St., Browndale, 43fire.com) Homemade Pierogi For Sale: donation $6/dozen. Potato and cheese. To order, contact any member, call 570.499.4908, e-mail jdoyle@nep.net, go online. Camp Papillion Pet Adoption and Rescue (570.420.0450, camppapillion.org) Adoption Day: Dec. 9, 11 a.m.-3 p.m., Petco, 3895 Dryland Way, Easton. Info: 570.420.0450. Celebrity Guest Bartending Night benefiting Wyoming Valley Childrens Association: Nov. 28, 6-9 p.m., Luckys Sporthouse (Schechter Dr., WilkesBarre). $25 per stool, $50 per table for two, $100 per table of four, $200 per table of eight. Info: 570.208.3267. Choral Society of Northeast Pennsylvania Christmas with the Choral Society, Nov. 25, 3 p.m., Covenant Presbyterian Church, Olive and Madison streets, Scranton. $15, $3 discount for seniors, students, Lackawanna Library System cardholders, WVIA members and members of the Hood Room at the Scranton Cultural Center. Reservations or advance purchases: 570.343.6707. A Ceremony of English Carols: Dec. 9, 4 p.m., St. Stephens Episcopal Pro-Cathedral, 35 S. Franklin St., Wilkes-Barre. $15, adults; $3 discount, students, seniors, WVIA members, Lackawanna Library System card holders, members of the Raymond Hood Room at the Scranton Cultural Center. Conyngham United Methodist Church (411 Main Street, Conyngham, 570.788.3960, conynghamumc.com) Sisters: Tues., 10 a.m., began Sept. 25. Andy Stanley six-week study, Twisting the Truth. All women welcome. Dietrich Theater (60 E. Tioga Street, Tunkhannock, 570.996.1500, www.dietrichtheater.com) Airing of the Quilts: through Nov. 15. Free. Golden Days of Radio Players: Tues. through Dec. 4, 7-9
p.m., ages 18 and up. Free. Quilting for Everyone: Carpenters Wheel: Wed. through Dec. 12, 6-7:30 p.m. $6 per class. Quilting for Kids - Birds in the Air: Wed. through Dec. 12, 3:30-5 p.m. $6 per class. Decorative Painting: Wed., through Nov. 28, ages 16 and up. $20 per class plus cost of painting surface. Yoga for You: Wed., through Nov. 28, ages 16 and up. $60 for six-class series or $15 per class. Kundalini Yoga: Sat., through Dec. 1, 10-11:30 a.m., ages 16 and up. $60 for six class series or $15 per class. Movement and Storytelling for Preschoolers: Wed., through Nov. 28, 10-10:45 a.m. Free. Mask Making: Ages 5-8, Fri., Nov. 9-16, Nov. 30-Dec. 7, 4-5:30 p.m.; Ages 9-12, Thurs., Nov. 8-15, Nov. 29-Dec. 6, 4-5:30 p.m. $40 for four classes. Tips and Tricks for Making Jewelry: Nov. 26, 6-9 p.m. $60, all materials provided. Ages 16 and up. Dietrich Radio Players Performance: Dec. 4, 7 p.m. Free. Emmet Otters Jug-Band Christmas: Dec. 7-8, 5:30 and 7 p.m. Free. Holiday Workshop: Dec. 8, 11 a.m.-12:30 p.m. Free. Its a Wonderful Life: Dec. 18, 2, 7 and 8 p.m. Free. Holiday Camp: Dec. 27-28, 9:30-11 a.m. $25. For ages 5-12. "Birds in the Air" quilting for kids: Wed., through Dec. 12, 3:30-5 p.m. $6 per class. "Carpenters Wheel" quilting for everyone: Wed., through Dec. 12, 6-7:30 p.m. $6 per class. Doug Smith Music (dougsmithbass@comcast.net, 570.343.7271) Dec. 1, 10:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m., Santa Trail, train ride from Carbondale to Steamtown National Historic Site. Info: 570.963.6730 Eastern Pocono Animal Alliance Spay/Neuter Clinic in need of volunteers, one day/week to check in clients, more; arrive by 8:15 a.m., commit to every week. Positions to help w/ vaccination clinics, substitute desk work. Stop in to office in back of Rainbow Plaza, Route 209, Brodheadsville, visitepaaonline.com, call 570.994.5846. Eckley Miners Village (2 Eckley Main St., Weatherly, 570.636.2070, www.eckleyminersvillagemuseum.com) Fall Foliage Photo Contest: through Nov. 30. $5 registration fee, submissions due to museum Dec. 3.
The Friends of the Scranton Public Library Winter Book Sale: Dec. 14-15, 10 a.m.-5 p.m.; Dec. 16, 2-4 p.m., Library Express in the Mall at Steamtown, second floor. Info: Tina Thomas, 570.348.3000. "In dulci jubilo: In Sweet Rejoicing": Choral Arts of Luzerne County, Dec. 8, 7:30 p.m., First Presbyterian Church (97 S. Franklin St., Wilkes-Barre) and Dec. 9, 3 p.m., Christ Lutheran Church (467 Main St., Conyngham). $15, adults; $10, students and senior citizens. The Mall at Steamtown (300 Lackawanna Ave., Scranton, 570.343.3400) Live music and/or magic and childrens entertainment: Every Tues., Thurs., noon-2 p.m.; every Sun. 12:30-2:30 p.m. Open Mic with Sarah Yzkanin or Janice Gambo Chesna: Every Wed., 6-8 p.m. New England Contra Dance: Dec. 1, 7 p.m., Church of Christ Uniting, 776 Market St., Kingston. $9 adults, reduced admission for families. Info: 570.333.4007. The Osterhout Free Library (71 S. Franklin St., Wilkes-Barre, www.osterhout.info, 570.821.1959) . Knit and Crochet Group: Nov. 24, 10:30 a.m.-noon. Free. Pittston Memorial Library (47 Broad St., 570.654.9565, pitmemlib@comcast.net) Crochet club, Tues., 10 a.m., Thurs., 6 p.m. Kids craft club: Third Sat., 10 a.m. For grades 2-5. Kids Science Club, first Sat. of each month, open to students in grades 2-5. Page Turners kids book club, first Thurs. of each month, 4 p.m., grades 3-5. Family Story Time for preschoolers and toddlers: Saturdays, 1:30 p.m. Gamefest with Wii games: Nov. 29, 5-7 p.m. for grades 6-12. Adult baked goods and book club: Dec. 3, 6 p.m. Holiday Gift Fair, Dec. 8, 10 a.m.-3 p.m. $10.00. The Regal Room (216 Lackawanna Ave., Olyphant, 570.489.1901) Deluxe Semi-private Christmas Party: Dec. 8, 7 p.m.-midnight. $35-52, due Nov. 30. Full course dinner, open bar, music by Jeffrey James Band, 21+. Scranton Cultural Center
(420 N. Washington Ave., Scranton, 570.346.7369) Harry the Dirty Dog presented by ArtsPower: Nov. 24, 11 a.m. $8. Wiggles and Giggles craft workshop 10 a.m. $4. Waverly Community House (1115 N. Abington Rd., Waverly, waverlycomm.org) Career and College Counseling 101: Nov. 27, 6 p.m. Reservations: 570.586.1891, ext. 2. Tao Cooking Class Demo Session: Nov. 29, 6-8 p.m. Learn about six-session series that starts in Jan. Info: 570.242.7232 or 570.445.0124. Wreathmaking with Abby Peck: Dec. 7, 9 a.m.-2 p.m. $2. Info: 570.586.8191, ext. 5, Breakfast with Santa: Dec. 8, 10:30 a.m. $8. Info: 570.586.8191, ext. 5. Wyoming County Chamber Of Commerce Educational Luncheon: Nov. 28, 11:45 a.m.-1 p.m., Twigs Caf, 1 E. Tioga St., Tunkhannock. Info: Deborah, 570.875.8325, Deborah@wycc.com. Seating limited to one representative per business. Wyoming Farmers Market (Butlers Park, corner of 8th and Butler Streets) Every Saturday 9 a.m.-2 p.m. Fresh produce, crafts, and food vendors. Vendor opportunities available at 570.693.0291, option 1. Wyoming Recreation Board Annual Tree Lighting and Santa Parade: Nov. 24, dusk. Wyoming Valley Dog Squad Troop No. 221 meeting: Nov. 25, 4 p.m., Kingston Fire Dept. training room, 600 Wyoming Ave., Kingston. Info: Phyllis, phyllis@thebarkingbasket.comor Liza,sewcrazy@epix.netor 570.288.8122 Your Dogs Place, LLC (570.729.8977, yourdogsplace@yahoo.com) K9 Nose Work: Intro to Nose Work, Sat., 11:30 a.m.; Wed., 10 a.m. Intro to Odor, Mon., 8:15 p.m. Intro to Vehicles and Exteriors, Mon., 7 p.m. Continuing Nose Work, Mon., 5 p.m. Kinderpuppy: Wed., 6 p.m., Sat., 10 a.m. Puppy parenting 101. Canine Life & Social Skills: Thurs., 5:30, 6:30, 7:30 p.m. Reliable Recalls: Fri., 6-7:30
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Singer Lady Gaga is eying up an appearance at Penn State Universitys Bryce Jordan Center on March 2. (AP Photo/Peter Kramer) Lady Gaga is heading back to school the pop phenomenon brings the Born This Way Ball to Penn State Universitys Bryce Jordan Center on March 2. Bernie Punt, a representative for the Jordan Center, said the venue reached out to promoter Live Nations Philadelphia office about bringing Gaga to campus. We tossed around about four or five different A-listers, Punt revealed. Gaga opened up and we jumped at it. The Poker Face singer will make 25 stops on the North American leg of her tour, and the Penn State date is her only show on a campus. Even Punt admitted that PSU does stick out a little on the itinerary; Gaga performs at State College, Penn. between shows in Philadelphia, New York, Washington, D.C., and Brooklyn. But, that isnt to say the BJC isnt up to hosting a big name. Jay-Z rehearsed here before kicking off his North American tour here, Punt noted, while also mentioning performers at the venue have included Bruce Springsteen and Carrie Underwood. While Lady Gaga is known because of her music, she is becoming just as known for her stances on political and social issues. Punt said that her camp has already reached out to the University. (Gagas people) want to be linked up with the LGBT organization on campus, he said. That will happen after fall break. The concert announcement was made to the student body last weekend during the Nittany Lions game against Indiana. Punt said people went nuts, and that hes received great feedback on Facebook as well. Gagas BTW Ball will take place during Penn States spring break. Punt estimates that about 75 percent of the crowd will be made up of people driving in from out of town. Tickets go on sale Nov. 30 at 10 a.m.; no ticket prices have been announced. Top X-Factor contestant to perform with strep throat In an interview on The Ralphie Show, Carly Rose Sonenclar revealed that she will be performing this week on The X-Factor despite coming down with strep throat. I hope not I dont know, the 13 year-old responded when asked if she felt it might affect her performance. Its unfortunate, but I cant not do the show. The Westchester, N.Y. native, who has consistently wowed all four judges, said her nerves are already up, as she has never had to perform in front of so many people while sick. I went to the doctor and Im on antibiotics, so I should be fine by then, but I mean, I dont know, Sonenclar said. I just hope I am. This week, contestants will choose songs based on giving thanks to someone that is important to them. The theme coincides with the results show, which airs Thanksgiving night on Fox.
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Luzerne County Historical Society (49 S. Franklin St., Wilkes-Barre, 570.823.6244, lchs@epix.net) Denison House Afternoons of Colonial Hospitality: Dec. 8-9, 1-5 p.m., Nathan Denison House (35 Denison St., Kingston). $4, adults; $2, children; free, under 5. Pennsylvanias Anthracite Heritage Museum (McDade Park, Scranton: 570.963.4804, www.phmc.state.pa.ust) Open year round, Mon.-Sat. from 9 a.m.-5 p.m. and Sun., noon-5 p.m. Scranton Iron Furnaces (159 Cedar Ave., Scranton, www.anthracitemuseum.org) For guided tours, call Anthracite Heritage Museum at 570.963.4804 for schedule/fees. St. Anns National Basilica Shrine and Monastery (Scranton: 570.347.5691) Group tours available by appointment. Open 9 a.m.-8 p.m. daily. Steamtown National Historic Site (I-81 to Exit 53, Scranton: 570.340.5200 or 888.693.9391, www.nps.gov/stea) Ongoing: Interpretive programs, visitor center, theater, a history museum. Open daily, 9-5 p.m. $7 adults, $6 senior citizens, $2 children ages 6-12. The Scranton Limited train ride: Wed.-Sun. 30 minute rides depart from Roundhouse boarding area Wed., 10:30 & 11:30 a.m., 1:30 & 2:15 p.m. A historic steam locomotive operates Thurs.-Sun. 10:30 & 11:30 a.m., 1:30 & 2:15 p.m. $3 per person, all ages 6+. Visit www.nps.gov/stea for train schedule or call 570.340.5200. Susquehanna County Historical Society (www.susqcolibrary.org or 570.278.1881) Festive Book Sale and Christmas Boutique: Nov. 29, 4-8 p.m.; Nov. 30, 4-9 p.m.; Dec. 1, 9 a.m.-4 p.m., Inn at Montrose, 26 S. Main St., Montrose. Tripp House (1011 N. Main Ave., Scranton: 570.961.3317). The oldest structure in Lackawanna County. Tours are conducted by appointment. LEARNING Art Classes at the Georgiana Cray Bart Studio (123 Brader Dr., Wilkes-Barre, 570.947.8387, gcraybart@aol.com, gcraybartartworks.com)
Classical, acoustic, electric for all ages. Horse Back Riding Lessons Elk Stables, Uniondale, by appointment only. All levels welcome. Call 570.575.8649 to schedule.
A doggone good time Kids will be delighted with Harry the Dirty Dog, a playful pup who cant stand baths and ends up fleeing from his owners and getting into (and making) quite a mess. The show takes place Nov. 24 at the Scranton Cultural Center (420 N. Washington Ave.). The show begins at 11 a.m. and is $8. Painting, drawing, creative arts/pencil, charcoal, oil, acrylic, pastel, colored pencil, mixed media: Adults (Ages 13+): Mon.Tues., noon-4 p.m.; Tues.-Wed., 6-9 p.m. Student may choose length of time from 1-3 hrs. for evening class Children (Ages 8-12): Weekdays, 4:30-5:30 p.m. Ballroom Dancing taught by certified members of Dance Educators of America. Available for private groups, clubs, organizations, senior centers, more. Call 570.785.9459. Bridge. Beginning or Intermediate Lessons, playing time for regular games and tournaments. Jewish Community Center (River Street, Wilkes-Barre). Call Rick Evans at 570.824.4646 or Rev. Ken McCrea at 570.823.5957. Downtown Arts at Arts YOUniverse (47 N. Franklin St., Wilkes-Barre, 570.970.2787, www.artsyouniverse.com) Kids Craft Hour with Liz Revit: Sat., 10:15 a.m.-11:15 a.m. Make jewelry, paper mache, more. $15, includes supplies. For info or to register, call 817.0176. Drawing and Painting Lessons: Realist painter teaches techniques of old masters. Private lessons Fri.-Sun. To schedule, call 570.820.0469, e-mail bekshev@yahoo.com or visit www.artistvs.com. Everhart Museum (1901 Mulberry St., Scranton, 570.346.7186, www.everhartmuseum.org) Everybodys Art New Series of Adult Art Classes: $25/workshop members, $30 non-members. Pre-registration required. Rosen Method easy movement program, Thurs., 2-3 p.m., Folk art gallery, $5/class, free to members. Must pre-register. Early Explorers: Mon., 1-1:45 p.m. Free, suitable for ages 3-5. Pre-registration required, groups welcome. For info, to register, call or e-mail education@everhart-museum.org. DIY Gifts from the heART: Nov. 27, Dec. 4, 11, 6-8 p.m.30minute gallery tour followed by a gifting workshop/social hour. Registration deadline Nov. 23. Creating Gift Cards with Flair!: Dec. 1, 5, 10 a.m.-noon. Registration deadline Nov. 26. Museum Adventure Week: Dec. 26-28, 9 a.m.-noon for ages 5-11, 1-4 p.m. for ages 12-16. $25, museum members; $30, nonmembers. Registration deadline Dec. 17. GreenBeing (334 Adams Ave., Scranton, info@shopgreenbeing.com) Not Your Grannys Sewing: one-on-one lessons: $40/lesson, $140/4 sessions, 2-3 hour sessions. Tailored to individual needs. Guitar & Bass Lessons available from Fox Studios (11 Rhine Creek Rd., Drums) Mon.-Thurs. 1-10 p.m. $16 per hour. All ages, all styles of music, all levels. Call 570.788.4797 for info. Harris Conservatory for the Arts (545 Charles St. Luzerne, 570.287.7977 or 718.0673) Instrumental Music Instruction Private Ballroom Lessons Private Vocal Instruction: Tues. evenings. Private Guitar Instruction:
Math Tutoring and Coaching Highly qualified and experienced teacher. All levels tutoring, coaching, homework help. Individuals/groups. Fun-filled Math Anxiety Buster Workshops. Open all week. Ongoing enrollment. Call 570.899.5576, e-mail sibut4710@aol.com. Moscow Clayworks (moscowclayworks.com) Focus on hand-building techniques: Adults, Tues., 6-8 p.m.; kids, Thurs., 6-8 p.m. $125/5 sessions. Reservations required. Potters Wheel for Beginners: Mon., Wed., 6-8 p.m. $125/5 sessions. Reservations required. NEPA Bonsai Society (Midway Garden Center, 1865 Hwy. 315, Pittston, 570.654.6194, www.myspace.com/nepabonsai). Monthly meeting last Wed., 7 p.m. Features business sessions, demonstrations/programs/ workshops. New Visions Studio & Gallery (201 Vine Street, Scranton, 570.878.3970, newvisionsstudio@gmail.com, newvisionsstudio.com) Kids Art Class: Ages 11-16, Sat., 3-5 p.m.; Ages 5-10, Sun., 3-5 p.m. $100 for four weeks or $30 per class. All supplies included. Adult Acrylic Painting Class: Mon., Nov. 5-26, 5-6:30 p.m. $100, all supplies included. Northeast Photography Club (www.northeastphotographyclub.org) meets first Wed. of month 7 p.m. in boardroom of Prime Med (old Wes Freedman Building) off Morgan Hwy. Variety of topics, monthly contest, guest speakers. Membership open. Phoenix Performing Arts Centre (409-411 Main St., Duryea, 570.457.3589, phoenixpac.vpweb.com, phoenixpac08@aol.com) Ballet and jazz classes: Tues., 5:30-6:30 p.m. Ages 10 and up. $10, first class; $5, second class. Dimensions in Dance w/
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. Rare Film Gift Pack: The ultimate gift for your photographer. Yes, most have moved to shooting digitally; however, if your photographer still has a lm camera, they will appreciate this. The pack includes three imported 35mm lm rolls that can be developed at any one-hour photo. Photojojo.com, $49. . Keyboard Short Cut Skin: For Photoshop, Aperture, Final Cut Pro/Express, Pro Tools, After Effects, Logic Pro, and Lightroom, this keyboard cover marks shortcuts to help you breeze through editing. The downside is they only work for Macs. Photojojo.com, $30-40. . Wide Angle Macro Fisheye Lens 4-in-1 Kit for iPhone: This is an attachment for iPhones that allows some creativity with taking photos. Amazon.com, $31.99. . Lens Cap Strap Holder: Every photographer at some point has misplaced their lens cap. This is the perfect gift that makes it easy to keep track of it. Photojojo.com, $15. . Camera Lens Mug: A fun thermo cup perfect for a photographer and relatively inexpensive. Amazon.com, $10.
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. Call of Duty: Black Ops II: This game has loads of features: the intense storyline, online multiplayer, and the revved-up Zombies mode. Available for PS3, Xbox 360, Wii U, and PC. Gamestop, Target, etc.: $59.99. . Wii U: Nintendos newest console is sure to be a big seller this season, so grab it if you can. Gamestop, Walmart, etc.: $299.99. . Assassins Creed III: The historical actionadventure series just released its latest installment and its getting rave reviews. Available for PS3, Xbox 360, Wii U, and PC. Gamestop, Toys R Us, etc.: $59.99. . Turtle Beach Gaming Headset: These premium audio peripherals help gamers really get into the action with stereo or Dolby surround sound. Best Buy, etc.: $79.95 and up. . Extra controller: You cant put a price on playing with friends. Various retail outlets: cost varies.
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Identity crisis
By Kacy Muir
Weekender Correspondent
Life imitates art in Natasha Tretheweys most recent poetry collection, Thrall, a work that exposes the personal crisis of identity. This is Tretheweys fifth collection since her acclaimed work Native Guard, which was awarded the Pulitzer Prize in 2007. The work predominantly features themes of identity and memory. Identity becomes the most difficult to understand as a result of culturally ascribed and self-categorized notions. Trethewey has a knack for cadence, a free verse and singsong voice in full force. As a Mississippi native, she combines that distinct style with a known landscape that is as culturally rich as it is complex. To supplement the work further, Trethewey integrates historical content while posing the question of where we fit into that timeline. The collection is written in an eloquent and succinct prose style. Each poem tells a story a marriage between history and personal memory. Tretheweys work evokes many feelings; however, the overall message becomes something full of melancholy. Her search for the truth behind those feelings results in an intense introspection that keeps readers engrossed with every turn of the page.
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Applause Theatre Co. (64 Church St., Pittston, applausetheatre.webs.com, 570.430.1149, applausetheatre@gmail.com) Raymond the Amish Comic: Dec. 1, 8 p.m. $15. Winter Wonderettes: Dec. 14-16. $15.
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Classic tale takes to the radio Follow the WCYG Radio crew in Studio A as they prepare to delight listeners with their rendition of Its a Wonderful Life for Music Box Theaters Its A Wonderful Life: A Live Radio Play from Nov. 24 through Dec. 16, 8 p.m. Thursdays through Saturdays, 3 p.m. Sundays. Call 570.283.2195 or 800.698.PLAY for reservations. 20-70 years old. Show dates are Jan 18-20, 25-26. Two Dumb Dogs: Dec. 2-3, 6-8 p.m. Ages 5-12. Show dates are March 1-3. Scranton Civic Ballet Company (234 Mifflin AvenueScranton. 570.344.1111 or 1.800.745.3000. The Nutcracker: Dec. 7, 7:30 p.m.; Dec. 9, 2 p.m. Scranton Cultural Center (420 N. Washington Ave., Scranton, 570.346.7369) Broadway Scranton (broadwayscranton.com) presents: The Midtown Men: Jan. 18-20, Fri., 8 p.m., Sat., 2 & 8 p.m., Sun., 1 & 6 p.m. Scranton Public Theatre (Olde Brick Theatre, 128 W. Market St., Scranton, 570.344.3656, nepaplaywrights@live.com) An evening of one-act comedies with Agnes Cummings and Bob Shlesinger: Dec. 7-8, 13-15, 8:15 p.m. $10, $12. Shawnee Playhouse (570.421.5093, theshawneeplayhouse.com) Tiny Tims Christmas Carol: Nov. 23, 23, 30, Dec. 1, 7-8, 14-15, 22, 8 p.m.; Nov. 23-25, 30, Dec. 1-2, 7-9, 14-16, 22-23, 2 p.m. $28, adults; $25, seniors; $15, children 12 and under. A Christmas Wizard of Oz: Nov. 23-24, 30, Dec. 1, 7-8, 1415, 21-22, 10 a.m. $10. The Nutcracker Ballet: Dec. 3, 10, 17, 10 a.m. $10. Dec. 2, 9, 16, 7 p.m. $18, adults; $15, seniors over 55; $10, ages 12 and under. The Messiah 35th Annual Concert: Dec. 21, 8 pm. Free event, donations are accepted at the door. Kids Kabaret Slammin 70s: Dec. 26-27, 7 pm. $10. Theatre at the Grove (5177 Nuangola Rd., Nuangola, 570.868.3582, grovetickets@frontier.com, nuangolagrove.com. $20/musicals, $18/ plays, season pass/$50. BYOB) A Christmas Carol: The Musical: Nov. 30-Dec 9, Nov. 30, Dec. 1, 6-8, 8 p.m.; Dec. 2, 9, 3 p.m. $20. Dec. 6, $5 discount for children under 16 accompanied by paying adult.
- compiled by Sara Pokorny, Weekender Staff Writer. Send your listings to weekender@theweekender.com, 90 E. Market St., Wilkes-Barre, Pa., 18703, or fax to 570.831.7375. Deadline is Mondays at 2 p.m. Expanded listings at theweekender.com.
Dietrich Theatre (60 E. Tioga Street, Tunkhannock, 570.996.1500, dietrichtheater.com) Emmet Otters Jug-Band Christmas: Dec. 7-8, 5:30 and 7 p.m. Free admission. . F.M. Kirby Center (71 Public Square, Wilkes-Barre, 570.826.1100) Moscow Ballets Great Russian Nutcracker: Dec. 3, 7:30 p.m., $37.25-$79.75 Jason Miller Playwrights Project (570.344.3656, SubVerseAphrodesia.com, nepaplaywrights@live.com) The Resurrection of Campbell Colgate by Sarah Regan: Nov. Multimedia staging of new play in process. Music Box Players (196 Hughes St., Swoyersville: 570.283.2195 or 800.698.PLAY or musicbox.org) Auditions for Its a Wonderful Life: The Musical, all roles open. Call 570.283.2195 for dates and times. Its a Wonderful Life live radio play: Nov. 24-Dec. 16, Thurs.-Sat., 8 p.m. curtain, Sun. 3 p.m. curtain. Pennsylvania Theatre of Performing Arts (JJ Ferrara Center, 212 W. Broad St., Hazleton, 570.454.5451, ptpashows.org) Nuncrackers: Begins Nov. 30. The Phoenix Performing Arts Centre (409-411 Main St., Duryea, 570.457.3589, phoenixpac.vpweb.com, phoenixpac08@aol.com) A Christmas Carol presented by The Farndale Avenue Housing Estate Dramatic Society: Dec. 7-8, 14-15, 8 p.m., Dec. 9, 2 p.m. $12. Auditions: Twelve Angry Men: Nov. 26-27, 7 p.m. Need men from
Thrall Natasha Trethewey Rating: W W W W W blood. It is that same blood that connects her to the man she shares a complicated relationship with her father. The level of discord is apparent from beginning to end. The entire collection reads like a private journal, often revealing Tretheweys conflicts with her own identity. Common examples include poems such as Elegy, Mano Prieta, and Torna Atrs. While much of the work focuses on historical figures and events, each piece soon becomes a glimpse of Tretheweys familial past; most specifically, the push and pull between father and daughter. In Enlightenment, Trethewey writes of her father, Ive made a joke of it, this history / that links us white father, black daughter / even as it renders us / other to each other. Here, readers observe a point of clarity for the writer, an aspect where the struggle of knowing ones own identity is formed by the very person who fails to fully understand them. There is no doubt that Trethewey, the newly appointed United States Poet Laureate, is firmly rooted in the world of poetry. Trethewey is unstoppable a true voice that will only continue to gain momentum. W
In Miracle of the Black Leg, Trethewey writes, Even now it stays with us: when we mean to uncover / the truth, we dig, say unearth. It is evident that these words carry a heaviness that cannot be ignored. Indeed, Trethewey digs, and digs, until there is
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For the For the DVD For the Geek Music Lover Watcher
. Spotify Premium: Everything that Pandora and iTunes offer in one interface. Stream unlimited music on all of your devices, listen to the radio ad free, create playlists, and share with friends. Spotify.com: $9.99/ month. . Skullcandy Aviator Headphones: This is for the audio enthusiast on your list. Over-the-ear headphones that are fully customizable, block out background noise, and reduce ear fatigue. Zumiez: $149.99. . TicketMaster gift card: There is perhaps nothing better than the atmosphere at a live concert. The gift card can be used at any venue that uses Ticketmaster, which is a majority. Gallery of Sound (24 S. Main St., WilkesBarre): Buyer discretion. . The Road Most Traveled: This book, assembled and edited by solo artist and Hot Water Music frontman Chuck Ragan, is a collection of tour stories and adventures from many bands of different genres. It has a behind-the-scenes look into the rough touring life of artists. Barnes & Noble: $16.95. . Babel, Mumford & Sons: A great album for any music fan that doesnt like autotune. Mumford & Sons does a great job hollering, hooting, plucking, and strumming on this platinumselling album. Gallery of Sound: $13.97.
. Get a Life: The Complete Series: On one hand, this set suffers from grainy picture quality and lacks the participation of co-creators Adam Resnick and Chris Elliott. But on the other, buying this DVD is far more preferable than catching a computer virus from a torrent site. Barnes & Noble, Amazon.com: $59.99. . Eclipse Series 35: Maidstone and Other Films by Norman Mailer: Has a loved one ever expressed the desire to watch the author of The Naked and the Dead viciously take a bite out of character actor Rip Torns ear? Barnes & Noble, Amazon.com: $39.95. . Fathers Day: Astron-6s clever deconstruction of grindhouse movies is bound to become the next cult classic. Amazon.com: $24.99. . Blade Runner 30th Anniversary Collectors Edition: Remember that Blade Runner Blu-ray set that came out a few years ago? The one that came in the briefcase? Well, this one is not as good, but its cheaper and it comes with a little car. Amazon. com: $49.99. . Popeye: Robert Altmans Popeye! Theres at least a 43 percent chance they wont look disappointed on Christmas morning. Big Lots: $3.
. The Walking Dead: Compendium One and Two: Everyone has seen the TV show, but these are the comics that started it all. With nearly 100 issues conveniently collected in two hefty volumes, they can easily get caught up on the ongoing series. Comics On the Green (307 N. Washington Ave., Scranton): $59.99 each. . Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Complete Classic Series Collection: Whether they grew up with the Turtles in the 80s and 90s or are just discovering them now with the new Nickelodeon series, the Party Wagonshaped box makes this 23-disc set a must-own. Amazon, Best Buy, FYE: $99.99. . PaperHeroes jewelry: Looking for superhero jewelry that isnt a Green Lantern power ring? Edwardsville native Crystal Phan sells handcrafted pieces made from real comic books. Etsy.com/ shop/llpaperheroesll, Comics on the Green: $12-25. . TeeFury t-shirts: This online store sells a clever new design, usually based in pop culture, for 24 hours, then discontinues it forever, making it practically guaranteed that they wont already have it. Teefury.com: $10. . USB Flash Drive: In the digital age, everyone needs extra space, but not everyone has a ash drive that looks like Yoda, Spider-Man, or the Joker. Shop around and youll nd one from any major franchise. Best Buy, Walmart, etc.: $9.99 and up.
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. Refurbished KitchenAid 5-qt. Mixer: KitchenAid mixers are key for a chef or baker, but they can run at a pretty high price ($350 and upwards.) Thankfully, Kitchen Collection is selling refurbished ones for much cheaper, but only until Nov. 26. Kitchen Collection: $179-199. . AnimalHouse Mouse Cheese Grater: There was never a better time to actually want a mouse in your kitchen. The mouse-shaped appliance not only looks like an adorable rodent, but ts in your hand comfortably. JCPenney: $9. . The Cooking Show tickets: This show is held at Mohegan Sun at Pocono Downs Rustic Kitchen on Fridays at 7 p.m. Its not only nice to get another chefs perspective, but you also get an excellent meal hosted by Chef Liz Bramwell. Rustic Kitchen: $75/ ticket. . Rachel Ray Kitchenware: Whether its a whole set of pots and pans or just a spoon that can rest easy on a stovetop item while cooking, Rachel Ray has it covered and in a funky way, with her products coming in green, orange, and purple hues. Kohls: $7.99-233. . Peanut Butter Chiffon: Peanut butter and chocolate. Locally made. Need I say more? Jon L. Stopay Candies (Plains Plaza, 17 N. River St., Plains Township): Buyer discretion.
. Brewery gift sets: A lot of breweries put together special gift sets during the holidays that include some pretty cool package presentation and will often come with a glass to add to your collection. Krugels Georgetown Deli & Beer (720 Wilkes-Barre Twp. Blvd., Wilkes-Barre Twp.): $9.99 and up. . Growler Fills: Growler Fills have become a popular concept locally. Growlers can be found in a variety of sizes and allow you to purchase a favorite beer straight from the tap. Great as a gift or to bring to a holiday party to share with friends. Arena Bar and Grill (380 Coal St., WilkesBarre): $15 and up. . Home Brew Kits: Brewing your own beer is easier than you might think. Its also fun and can become a pretty cool hobby. Beer Solutions (507 Blackman St., Wilkes-Barre) $80 and up. Ask for Curt. . Tregs Mad Elf Ale: This beer is perfect for the holidays. It has a combination of cherries, honey, and chocolate malts with fruits and spices. Its a fantastic seasonal beer with an ABV (alcohol by volume) of 11 percent! Available in many beer distributors, cost varies. . Dr. McGillicuddys Intense Apple Pie Liqueur: In case you have someone on your list who prefers liquor over beer, this is for them. Nothing says the holidays like apple pie and sharing some drinks with family and friends. Dr. McGillicuddys makes it easy to do both. Pennsylvania Fine Wine & Good Spirits: cost varies.
. Samsung ATIV Smart PC 500T Tablet: Featuring an 11.6 inch HD screen, an Intel Atom Processor, and an 8 Megapixel camera, along with full USB capabilities, the Samsung ATIV Smart PC 500T is ready for serious productivity that will make an iPad green with envy. Best Buy: $699 . Sonos Play 3 Wireless HiFi system: Instead of listening to music over the small built-in speakers or your headphones, or having your beloved smartphone stuck in a dock for the whole day, the Sonos lets you shed the wires. Target: $299.99. . LG Intuition from Verizon Wireless: Its half phone, half tablet or all phone, all tablet. It packs an extra large screen, a stylus, high-end camera and processor, along with Googles Android Operating System and Verizons 4G network. Verizonwireless.com: $149.99 with contract. . SuperShell iPad Holder for Kids: The SuperShell iPad holder protects your precious iPad from bumps and drops while still allowing kids to play games or use educational apps. Thinkgeek. com: $29.99. . The Barnes & Noble Nook HD: For both avid readers and families wanting an easy-to-use, inexpensive tablet device, the Nook HD is a great choice, featuring access to over three million books. Barnes & Noble: $199.99.
Rabbit Fur bb u . Faux Rabbit Fur When phones n Gloves: When phone re the e with touch screens are the norm, gloves in the winter begin to take a g backseat, but that doesnt have to be so with these gloves that free up your digits to make texting on the y easier. Bratty Nattys Boutique (Wyoming Valley Mall): $12.99. . Perry Ellis Super Slimfold Wallet: Guys, dont let one of the most important things you carry prevent you from being able to sit down comfortably. The three interior pockets in this sleek wallet should help contain all your monetary essentials. Macys: $18.99. . Bulova Precisionist Watch: The price may be on the higher end, but what do you expect to pay when youre getting whats termed the worlds most accurate watch? Dunay Jewelers (428 Hazle St., Wilkes-Barre): $419. . Alberto Makali Black Studded Sweater: Its the comfort and warmth of a sweater combined with the edginess of what are now ever-present studs as accessories. Tallulah (651 Wyoming Ave., Kingston): $225. . Converse exclusive comic book-themed shoes: Geek culture is very much the thing right now, and with comic books making a comeback from screen to their original paper form, these are a must-have for any fan. Aquaman, Wonder Woman, Thundercats take your pick. Journeys: $60.
Christopher J. Hughes, Times Leader Online Editor and father of two great kids
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AA Intergroup NEPA If you want to drink, thats your business. If you want to quit, we have an answer. Info: aaintergroupnepa.org, 570.654.0488 Alcohol Anonymous: Mon./ Fri 7 p.m. (373 N. Main St., Wilkes-Barre), Tue. 7 p.m. (25 Church St., Wilkes-Barre), Wed. 10:15 a.m. (301 Shoemaker St., Swoyersville), 7 p.m. (1000 E. Mountain Blvd., Wilkes-Barre), 8 p.m. (562 Wyoming Ave., Kingston), Thurs. 10 a.m. (75 S. Prospect St., Nanticoke), 7:30 p.m. (301 Lake St., Dallas), Fri. 7:30 p.m. (Triangle 24 Hour Club, Dallas), Sat. 7:30 p.m. (1003 Wyoming Ave., Forty Fort), Sun. 7 p.m. (128 W. Washington St., Nanticoke). Call 570.288.9892 for info. Beehive Area Narcotics Anonymous (Wilkes-BarreKingston-Nanticoke-Mountaintop) 24 hour phone line: 570.654.7755 or 1.866.935.4762. Better Breathers Club: Second Tuesday of every month, 6:30 p.m., Geisinger-Community Medical Center, Professional Building Auditorium (316 Colfax Ave., Scranton). Info: 570.969.8986. Building Industry Association of NEPA (570.287.3331) Sponsorship: Become host of a monthly General Membership Meeting. Call or e-mail danielle@bianepa.com for details. Accepting entries for Outdoor Theme Project from builders, trade schools, Vo-Techs, Job Corps. For info, call 570.287.3331. Candys Place (190 Welles Street #120,Forty Fort, 570.714.8800) Candys Place Holiday Gala: Dec. 6, 6-9 p.m., The Woodlands (Rt. 315, Plains). $30; free for patients. RSVP: 570.714.8800. Holistic Moms Network (wyomingvalleypa.holisticmoms.org, 1560 Wyoming Avenue, Forty Fort, 570.466.1347) Gifts that can be Made by Kids: Dec. 1, 10:30 a.m.-12:30 p.m., Hoyt Library, 284 Wyoming Ave., Kingston. Living with Grief: free sixweek bereavement support group (2-3:30 p.m., 6-7:30 p.m., Spiritual Center, Geisinger Wyoming Valley Medical Center, 1000 E. Mountain Blvd., WilkesBarre, 570.808.5539)
Nar-Anon Family Group Meetings Sun. 7 p.m. Clear Brook Bldg. (rear), Forty Fort; Wed., 7 p.m. United Methodist Church, Mountaintop. 570.288.9892. Narcotic Anonymous Meetings every Tues. at 7 p.m., downstairs in the Methodist Education Building, located off Courthouse Square, on the corner of Marion and Warren Street in Tunkhannock. There are no fees or dues. Newcomers always welcome. Oakwood Terrace (400 Gleason Dr., Moosic, 570.451.3171 ext. 116 or 101) Support Group Meetings: third Wed. of each month, 6:30 p.m. Overeaters Anon. meetings Mon., Tues., Thurs., 7 p.m.; Wed., 7:30 p.m.; Sat., 10 a.m. No fee, newcomers welcome. Call 570.829.1341 for details/meeting locations of visit www.oa.org. Pride of NEPA meetings the second Tues. of each month. Visit prideofnepa.org for details. Suicide Bereavement Support Group First/Third Thurs. every month, 7 p.m., at Catholic Social Services (33 E. Northampton St., Wilkes-Barre). Call 570.822.7118 ext. 307 for info. Wilkes-Barre/Scranton Resolve Infertility Peer Support Group: Last Sun. of month, 6:30-8 p.m., Kistler Learning Center at Geisinger Wyoming Valley. Contact Jennifer for info, 610.393.8098. Wyoming Valley Home School Network A support group for home school or cyber school parents throughout NEPA providing monthly meetings, field trips, park days, more. Visit wvhsnetwork.webs.com or contact Julie Lemardy at jmlemardy@gmail.com for info.
Holiday cheer for all to hear Kick off the Christmas season with the Christmas with the Choral Society concert by the Choral Society of Northeast Pennsylvania at The Covenant Presbyterian Church on Olive and Madison streets in Scranton Nov. 25 at 3 p.m. Tickets are $15, 3 discount for seniors, students, Lackawanna Library System cardholders, WVIA members and members of the Hood Room at the Scranton Cultural Center. Call 570.343.6707.
Wreath Making: Dec. 1, 1-4 p.m. $25, member; $30, non-member; $15, senior member; $20, senior non-member. $15 materials fee. Create Unique Watercolor Greeting Cards: Dec. 2, 1-4 p.m. $25, member; $30, non-member; $15, senior member; $20 senior non-member. Drawing: Dec. 5, 12, 19, 6-9 p.m. $54, member; $62, nonmember; $50, senior member; $55, senior non-member. Childrens Workshops, ages 6-11 years Christmas Ornament Workshop: Dec. 8, 1-4 p.m. $25, member; $30, non-member. $10 materials fee. Parent/Child Workshop Mason Jar Gifts: Dec. 9, 1-4 p.m. $25, member; $30, non-member. $20 materials fee. Private Voice Lessons Mon.Thurs. by appointment. Learn proper singing technique in downtown Wilkes-Barre studio. Specializing in opera/classical/ musical theater. Hour, half-hour lessons. Student discounts available. Please call 824.5428 or visit www.katrinalykes.com for info. Something Special: (23 West Walnut Street Kingston, 570.540.6376, angietheartist@aol.com, www.angelademuroart.com) MANGA Art Class: (Japanese Cartooning) Wed., 4-5 p.m. Learn the art of Japanese cartooning. 4-week session, supplies included: $60 per child. Call or e-mail to register. Southside Senior Center (425 Alder St., Scranton, 570.346.2487)
Language Partnership English & Spanish Classes: Fri., 10 a.m. Free, open to all. For info, call 346.0759. Steamtown National Historic Site (150 South Washington Avenue, Scranton, 570.340.5200.) Model Trains Through the Ages: Nov. 23 25, Admission included Parks daily Entrance Fee, which is $7, 16 and older; free, 15 and younger with accompanying adults. Volunteers needed for Operation Friendship: Program organized by Serving Seniors (Scranton Life Building, 538 Spruce St., Suite 408, Scranton). Operation Friendship works to bring holiday cheer and greetings to residents of nursing and assisted living or personal care homes. Individuals and groups needed to write and send personalized Christmas cards. Info: 570.344.3931. Waverly Community House (1115 N. Abington Rd., Waverly, 570.586.8191, www.waverlycomm.org) Ballroom Dancing Lessons: Wed., 7:15 p.m., Comm auditorium. Basic & advanced ballroom, swing. $15/person. For info, call Vince Brust at 489.3111. Wyoming Valley Art League Painting with Irina Krawitz: $15/hour, $120/4-weeks. Call 570.793.3992 for info. SOCIAL GROUPS
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We all have regrets. Some of them major, but Ive found that the minor ones can be corrected for the right price. That price is often negotiable. Im talking, of course, about buyers regret. Missing out on a good deal or an important item just kills a collector every time he or she looks at his or her shelf, or in the case of old collectibles, you often wish you had just kept that one thing in its original package rather than tossing it from the roof to see if that character could really fly. Then again, you would have been a pretty lame kid if you didnt at least try. Now that Im spending my own money rather than my parents, Ive been having a lot of fun reliving my days in the toy store searching for the one Masters of the Universe figure I didnt already have by traveling to toy and comic book conventions to shop for the things I used to own, or better yet, the things I missed out on the first time around. Im always amazed by what I come across. A buddy of mine has recently dived headfirst into the buying/ selling collectibles business, largely through eBay, but he occasionally travels to cons looking to unload merchandise on nostalgic fellows like myself. I followed him to Retro Con at the Greater Philadelphia Expo Center on Nov. 11, and he must have rubbed off on me because I went down with the intention of making some deals. I think I did just that. My first stop was at the table of writer Mark Bellomo, author of Totally Tubular 80s Toys. After chatting about our process and other writer stuff I wont bore anyone with, he gave me a free copy of his beautiful hardcover book that basically covered why I was there in the first place. James Rolfe, better known online as the Angry Video Game Nerd, was also on hand to take me back to the past with his pal, Mike Matei, and voice actors Larry Kenney, Peter Newman, and Gerrianne Raphael of ThunderCats fame signed
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Old video games, like this Atari, were on display for convention goers to test out or simply gaze at in awe. photos and merchandise from a show I wasnt into personally, but it still made me smile when I heard Kenny recite that familiar battle cry: ThunderCats Ho! My own battle had just begun, searching for that perfect deal. To some, they may think theyve just washed up on the shores of the Island of Misfit Toys, but to me, it was a musty-smelling paradise. Star Wars, G.I. Joe, Transformers, Marvel superheroes, original Nintendo and Atari games, obscure movie merchandise you never existed all worn, but waiting for a loving new home. Despite it being a small, firsttime con, there was actually a decent selection with a turnout to match; if I was to get what I came for, I had to spend wisely and haggle shrewdly. That went out the window as soon as I saw a Mego Spider-Man the one collectible I had coveted since I picked up a (now defunct) ToyFare magazine as a kid and first laid eyes on one of the original superhero action figures. With an open toy from the early 70s, its hard to find the perfect storm. I had met Mego Spidey many times at other cons, but I wanted one in good condition at a reasonable price. Considering Megos, which are more or less dolls dressed up in cloth superhero costumes, are highly sought-after, this storm never exactly broke when I wanted it to. Id find one in great condition, but the price was out of my range. Id find another that seemed practical, but his clothes were ripped to shreds or missing a button. As I picked up the vintage Web Slinger, I was ready to impress Monty Python with my haggling skills. How much are you looking for on this? I inquired casually. Um$25, the vendor responded. If this was a movie, that familiar record scratch sound would have gone off just then. What?! I was expecting twice that amount at least. I was already reaching for my wallet, but no, I had to negotiate. Oh, OK, I said. $20 if you really want it, he pushed again. Sold! I wasnt sure if this was really haggling, but I walked away feeling like a winner. I also scored an 80s plush Stay PuftMarshmallow Man, Avengers figures, and a key 60s SpiderMan comic, all things I wish I had bought years ago, but the old Web-Head made me forget all those silly regrets. Someone had sacrificed some daring adventures to place this Mego on a shelf some action figure he turned out to be. I had to laugh when I thought about how lame the kid who owned this must have been for it to have survived in this condition, dating Barbie instead of stopping Dr. Octopus. Then I remembered that Ill be 30 next year and Im still buying childrens toys. But hey, no regrets.
Pittston Memorial Library (47 Broad St., 570.654.9565, pitmemlib@comcast.net) Craftastic Kids Craft Club: 3rd Sat. every month, 10 a.m. Grades 2-5. Call/email to register. Crochet Club: Tues., 10 a.m., Thurs., 6 p.m. New members welcome. Kids Science Club: First Sat. every month, 10 a.m. Grades 2-5. Call/email to register. Lego Club: Meets Mondays, 4 p.m. Wait list only, call. Page Turners Kids Book Club: First Thurs. every month. Grades 3-5. Story Time: Toddlers Tues., 10 a.m. or Wed., 1:30 p.m.; Preschool Tues., 1:30 p.m. or Wed., 10 a.m. Plymouth Public Library (107 W. Main St., Plymouth, 570.779.4775) Looking for volunteers: Call to sign up. Adult computer lessons: Daily, call to register. Story Time: Mon., 11 a.m. or
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CLASSES Academy of Northern Martial Arts (79 N. Main St., Pittston) Traditional Kung Fu & San Shou. For Health and Defense. Adult & Childrens Classes, Mon.-Thurs., Sat. First class free. Walk-ins welcome, call 371.9919, 817.2161 for info. Adult Kung Fu (Kung Fu & Tai Chi Center, Wilkes-Barre: 570.829.2707) Ongoing classes. Tues./Thurs., 6:30 p.m. Study of Chinese Martial Art open hand, weapons sets. Mon., Wed., 6:30 p.m. Covers Chinese style theories, concepts, applications. Sport fighting concepts explained, practiced. Beauty Lies Within School of Pole Dance (32 Forrest St., Wilkes-Barre, 570.793.5757, sl.beautylieswithin@gmail.com). Hours by appointment, free sample appointment. Call or e-mail for details. Downtown Dojo Karate Academy (84 S. Main St., WilkesBarre, 570.262.1778) Offering classes in traditional karate, weapons, self defense. Mon-Thurs., 5:30-8:45 p.m.; Sat., 9 a.m.-noon. Zumba Classes: Tues., Thurs., 7-8 p.m.; Sat., 12:30-1:30 p.m. $5/class. Call for info. Fazios Hapkido Do Jang (61 Main St., Luzerne, 570.239.1191) Children (age 7-12) Mon./ Wed., 5:30-6:30 p.m. Teen/adult Mon./Wed., 6:45-8:15 p.m.; Tues.-Thurs., 6:30-8 p.m. Private lesson also available. $50 monthly, no contract. Gallis Fighting Chance School of Self-Defense (504 Roosevelt St., Exeter, 570.693. 2091) Stranger Danger classes for ages 7 to 14. One-hour sessions Saturdays at 10 a.m. starting Sat. $40 per student, $20 for parent.
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- compiled by Sara Pokorny, Weekender Staff Writer. Send your listings to weekender@theweekender.com, 90 E. Market St., Wilkes-Barre, Pa., 18703, or fax to 570.831.7375. Deadline is Mondays at 2 p.m. Expanded listings at theweekender.com.
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Tim has some tips to help keep off that extra weight you may put on during the holiday. Thanksgiving a time when most people throw their caloric inhibitions to the wind. Its a day filled with gluttonous behavior, eating all day long and watching hours upon hours of football. The consumption of staggering amounts of calories as we sit around and watch athletes, some of the finest specimens around, just doesnt seem right to me. Its an oxymoronic concept if there ever was one. Im not the type to beat around the proverbial bush when it comes to fitness and nutrition. I think most people associate food with socialization instead of what it really is fuel. With that being said, I always try to recommend real solutions for everyday dilemmas. I believe in eating well, not diet foods. When you eat relatively clean you rarely, if ever, have to worry about what your eating. I think its important to be aware of your habits throughout the year, so when those special occasion feasts creep up, youre not left beating yourself up over a piece of pumpkin pie. If you eat well most of the time, does one day of bad eating behavior ruin that? If you keep it at one day, I say no. If your binge bleeds into a few days, or worse the entire holiday season then you may be in some trouble. Regardless, I think it is important to go into Thanksgiving Day with good intentions. But realistically speaking, if you start to find it difficult to resist having that extra helping of grandmas homemade stuffing, you need to be prepared. So, lets say you go for it and put the skids on healthy eating for the day. Here are three rules to lesson the blow: Damage Control Tip #1: Exercise the morning before the big feast. While you cannot preburn the calories off from any meal, the good news is you can offset those calories. Exercising in the morning can rev up your metabolism for the rest of the day. Damage Control Tip #2: Taper off the starchy carbs as the day goes on. If you eat relatively early in the day, make the remaining meals light on the starchy carbs. As the day goes on, your body is less likely to use carbs for energy and more likely to store them as fat. Damage Control Tip #3: Go low or no carb the following day. The day after a big meal, I always go low or no carb. I dont skip meals, but I limit the starchy carbs. Meals should consist of protein, vegetables, and healthy fats. From everyone at Leverage Fitness Studio, have a Happy (and healthy) Thanksgiving. Leverage will be open Thanksgiving Day from 7 a.m.-noon.
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guest. Non-members invited to cello concert at 4 p.m., $15. Sheri Pilates Studio (703 Market St., Kingston, 570.331.0531) Beginner mat class: Tues., 5 p.m. $50/10 classes. Equipment classes on reformer and tower: $150/10 classes. Private training available on reformer, cadillac, stability chair, ladder barrel, cardiolates on rebounder. Call studio for additional mat class/equipment class schedule, all classes taught by certified instructors. Spine & SportCare (Old Forge, 570.451.1122) Pilates Mat Classes: Mon. 9:30 a.m.; Wed. noon; Thurs. 5:30 p.m.; Yoga Flow: Tues. 5:30 p.m. $10/class, $45/5 classes. Small Group Personal Training: Personalized program changes w/ every session, similar to P90X crossfit. All levels, call for details. Symmetry Studio (206 N. Main Avenue, 3rd Floor, Scranton, 570.290.7242, SymmetryStudioNEPA.com) Mon.: Gentle Yoga 5:30 p.m.; Core Yoga 6:30 p.m. Tues.: Beginners Yoga 5 p.m.; Yoga Strength and Flexibility 6 p.m.; Cardio Kickboxing 7:30 p.m. Wed.: Slow Flow 5:30 p.m.; Core Yoga 6:30 p.m. Thurs.: All Levels Vinyasa 5:30 p.m.; Cardio Kickboxing 7:30 p.m. Fri.: Community Ballroom (call for registration details) Sat.: Prenatal Yoga 9:30 a.m.; Essential Yoga All Levels 11 a.m. Sun.: Slow Flow 11 a.m. Intermediate Jazz/Contemporary Technique Class: Mon., 4:15-5:15 p.m. Ages 10-14. 10/ class. Jazz/Contemporary Technique Class: Mon., 7:45-8:45 p.m. Ages 15-adult. $10/class. Modern/Lyrical Technique Class: Thurs., 7:45-8:45 p.m. Ages 15-adult. $10/class. Cardio Kick and Interval Training: Mon., 5:30 p.m., Tues., 4 p.m. Dancers Wanted: Female/ male dancers, ages 10-adult for Symmetry Dance Companys Junior, Senior Companies. Call or e-mail info@symmetrystudionepa.com. Info: symmetrystudionepa.com/dance-company Tarot Readings every Sun., 11 a.m.-5:30 p.m., Shambala, Scran-
ton, located at Mall At Steamtown, first floor outside Bonton. Walk-ins welcome. Info: 570.575.8649, 344.4385, find Shambala on Facebook. Unity: A Center for Spiritual Living (140 South Grant St., Wilkes-Barre, 570.824.7722) A Course in Miracles / Holistic Fitness-Yoga Sessions: Tues., 6:30-8:30 p.m. Meditation Chakra Clearing Deeksha: 2nd, 4th Mon., 7-8:30 p.m. $8. Oneness meditation, chakra clearing/energization, transfer of Divine Energy. Welcome beginning, experienced meditators, all paths. Info: 587.0967, ernie@divinejoyministry.com. Waering Stained Glass Studio (336 N. Washington St., Wilkes-Barre). Tarot Card Readings: $50/ first half hour, $10 additional. Appointment only. Call 570.417.5020. Waverly Community House (1115 N. Abington Rd., Waverly, 570.586.8191, www.waverlycomm.org) Be Who You Want to Be with Buddhist monk Gen Samten Kelsang: Thurs., Nov. 8-Dec. 13, no class Nov. 22, 7-8:30 p.m. $10 per class. During this series, learn five special techniques to harness the power of the mind and unlock inner potential. White Dragon Internal Strength Chi Kung (330 Sandra Dr., Jefferson Twp & Scranton, 570.906.9771) Tai chi, yoga, meditation, chi kung, white lotus, pai lum, flowing water, inner tiger. Beginners-advanced. Mon.Fri., open 6 a.m.-10 p.m. Sat. 8 a.m.-9 p.m. Sun 9 a.m.-5 p.m. Private and group. Any ages. Zumba Fitness Classes Mon./Wed., 5:15 p.m.; Sat., 11 a.m., at TLC Fitness Center (bottom of Morgan Hwy., Scranton). $5/class. Call 570.558.7293 for info. Adult classes held at Fitwize 4 Kids Tues./Thurs., 7:15, Sun., 11 a.m. on Keyser Ave. across from Keyser Oak Shopping Center Call 348.9383 for info.
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New Visions Studio & Gallery (201 Vine Street, Scranton, 570.878.3970, newvisionsstudio@gmail.com, newvisionsstudio.com) Vinyasa Yoga Classes with Sarah Yzkanin: Sundays, 2-3 p.m. All levels welcome. $6. Call 570.575.8789 or e-mail dealerinwares@hotmail.com for info. Odyssey Fitness (401 Coal St., Wilkes-Barre, 570.829.2661, odysseyfitnesscenter.com) Yoga Classes: Sun., 12:30 p.m.; Mon., 7:15 a.m.; Tues., 7 a.m., 5 p.m.; Wed., 8 a.m., 6:30 p.m.; Thurs., 6:30 p.m.; Sat., 10:30 a.m. All levels welcome. ZumbAtomic: Lil Starz, ages 4-7: 5:30 p.m.; Big Starz, ages 8-12: 6:15 p.m. Open Your Eyes To Dream (143 W. Main St., Bloomsburg, 570.239.7520, www.oyetd.com) Open-Eyed Yoga. Call 394.2251 or go online for current updates/cancellations. E-mail: yoga@oyetd.com Beginner Vinyasa: Mon., 5:30-6:30 p.m. Level II Vinyasa: Mon., 7-8:30 p.m. Mixed Level Vinyasa: Tues., 9-10:30 a.m., Wed., 6:30-7:45 p.m. Mats & props available. Student/package discounts available. Bring friend to first class, get two for price of one. Quit Smoking Course: Dec. 5, 12, 19, 3-4 p.m., Pocono Lake Region Chamber of Commerce Visitors Center, 2512 Route 6, Suite 2, Hawley. Registration required: 570.296.3400, 570.253.5970, PikeExt@psu.edu. The Self Discovery and Wellness Arts Center (200 Lake Ave., Montrose, 570.278.9256 or e-mail wellness@epix.net, wellnessarts.com) Monthly World Peace Meditation and Reiki Circle: First Tuesday of every month, 5-7 p.m. $10. Members High Tea and Cello Concert: Dec. 1, 2:30-5 p.m. Free to members and a
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My friend and I have been the best of friends for well over ten years. However, over the past year or two, our relationship has become very competitive. We live very similar lifestyles and seem to have forgotten that at one point thats what brought us together. Part of the problem is that at this point we both listen more to what we hear, rather than communicating directly. There is so much water under the bridge and enmity between us now. How do I go about putting an end to the competition and rekindle the partnership we once had? -Distraught in Dallas Dear Distraught, First off, this is obviously a person you have much respect for if you are still concerned about preserving the relationship despite all the water under the bridge and the obvious difficulties you two are encountering. I feel the first thing you need to do is think about why you two still tolerate each other. There is obviously a reason you have yet
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to part ways. In order to begin repairing the relationship, you must first figure out what continues to keep the two of you connected. It may just be your similar interests and/or it may be a deeper rooted love for each other (not necessarily a romantic love, but a friendship-based love). The reality is that there is often an aspect of competitiveness in close friendships. A key factor, however, is how far that aspect takes each individual and what the real motivation behind it is. If the competitiveness is kept to a minimum and/or the spirit behind it is actually a desire to motivate each other rather than to be better than each other, then you can write it off as a healthy part of the relationship. If not, there are issues to be addressed in this area. It sounds as though you have already identified at least part of the problem. Youve stated that you both make a habit of listening to others before hearing what each of you have to say directly to each other. As with any relationship, it is essential to communicate. If you surrender to a he said, she said situation, there will always be ill feelings in one way or another. Until you two have an honest and earnest sit down, you will have no real hope of resolving your difficulties. As long as you choose to trust secondhand information about each other, you may as well resolve yourselves to play-
ing a lengthy game of whisper down the alley until your relationship completely self-destructs. As long as were talking about it, trust seems to be what this whole situation boils down to. Trust is the root of all relationships. Without it, you may as well have built a house on a foundation of quicksand. Personally, I feel if you are still friends after everything the two of you have been through, you obviously still trust and respect each others opinions. If this is the case, theres no reason the two of you cant sit down and decipher where your real problems lie. Oftentimes, when a relationship breaks, you need to remember why you loved each other in the first place, uncover the problems, whatever they may be, talk honestly and openly with each other, and evaluate your ability to trust each other. Dont let other people dictate any truths about your life or your relationships; determine them yourself. Unfortunately, in todays society, people rely far too much on others to make up their minds up for them. Best of Luck, Stella W
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Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) Though I have many simple desires, my acquired tastes afford me the most pleasure. I like my chocolate dark and bitter. I enjoy stinky goat cheese, Brussels sprouts, and extra spicy Asian food. Learning to like something occasionally takes a little effort. For instance, a friend taught me to love olives by forcing me to eat just one every time I was over his house until one day I found myself actually craving the things. The flavor youre faced with is (astonishingly) beyond your current (rather broad) limits. If you can stretch enough to accommodate it, though Well, I dont want to ruin it for you. Itd be like telling you the ending of a really great movie. Go find out for yourself. Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) Someones absence can stir up memories of mundane things youd never think about if they were around, like the way she used to put white sugar in her plain yogurt or stick cotton balls between her toes while she painted her nails. Similarly, someones frequent presence can keep you from thinking about the things you love about them, instead getting tangled in the web of tiny things that annoy you: the way he snores or reads on the toilet. This week, get away from the loved ones who are driving you nuts and move back in with the ones you miss even if you can only do so in your memory. Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) The places youve been going lately (either physically or metaphorically) are not as nice as the ones you come from. But thats no reason to badmouth them and be a goddamn pain-in-the-ass the whole time. I mean, some of us have to live here. Eventually, youll go back to your island paradise where you can live off fresh fruit you pick off the trees and turn brown as dirt, but for now, consider those who brought you here, and why. Heres got a lot going for it, if youd just bother to notice. When in Rome and all that. Be where you are, finally. Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20) So youre attention-starved and your perspective is utterly subjective. You also have very many lovely qualities that are abundantly obvious when you let them show. People naturally focus on your more appealing traits unless you go out of your way to eclipse them with your insufferable ones. Dont do that. First step: quit kneejerk reacting. In other words: Your exs new thing is not automatically awful, and anyone who doesnt worship you is not necessarily obnoxious. Inject an ounce of objectivity and a teaspoonful of patience into your popularity souffl and itll stop collapsing in the middle, finally. forcefully in your direction you cant see past the glare off their teeth. Look, youre a great person, assholism and saintliness and all. Dont be afraid to take a swan dive off the pedestal into the arms of your worshipful admirers. Theyll catch you and even be relieved youre human after all. And as for the condescending bastards slap the crap out of them. Theyd love to be proven right about you. Give them what they want, and tend to those who believe in you. Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) The joys of being scolded by a Virgo are numerous. Weve had to discover these joys because there are simply so many things you disapprove of. First, theres the pleasure of seeing you flustered: Youre just so cute when youre angry. Secondly, theres the laughability of your gripes. Naturally, we usually keep this to ourselves, but you should know that your complaints seem sometimes a bitoutrageously ridiculousto the rest of us. Holding yourself to such exacting and picayune standards is one thing, but expecting a sloppy Leo or capricious Libra to conform to them is just foolhardy. Dont bother. Make your lists (I doubt you could stop yourself); check them twice if you must then throw them out. Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) All this thinking before acting makes your brain hurt. The roots of your hair are scorched from so much forethought. But you must admit that taking the time to plan ahead, even a little, goes a long way towards making your adventures more fruitful. So why, why, would you be tempted this week to return to your old, foolish ways of look-less leaping? Is it the hardship you miss? The suffering? Fine. I understand whats an adventure without adversity and distress? But thats no excuse to regress to your silly past methodology. Instead, up your ambitions undertake harder adventures. That way, youll still encounter that craved danger without handicapping yourself. Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) Its the way things work sometimes; you dont need your umbrella when you bring it the day you forget it is when the downpour soaks you. Its the same force that causes the bus to come the moment you light a cigarette or creates the worst traffic snarls when youre in the greatest hurry. Since this week will be full of depressingly predictable inevitabilities like these, chill. Theres nothing you can do about the blocked roads, the weather, or any of the other difficulties youll face, so W why stress about it?
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Aries (March 21-April 19) Ive often joked that you only have two gears: On and Off. You either run maniacally at top speed, accomplishing more than seems humanly possible, or you fall asleep on your feet. Wheres the mellow downtime? The problem with such extremes is that you burn out eventually. Despite being gifted with a prodigious amount of getting-things-done energy, youll find as you age that you spend more time in the Off position. Install a dimmer switch or middle position. The next time I ask how you are, I hope the answers different from, Im insanely busy, or, Im exhausted. Taurus (April 20-May 20) Every year in various places (like southern France and parts of Spain, among others), bulls run in the streets. Daredevils rush the madly stampeding beasts and risk getting gored to retrieve tokens from a bulls back or ears, or they spear him. Although you tend to think of cows as peaceful, cud-chewing, non-threatening animals, seeing a black ton of horned muscle rushing at you may convince you otherwise. Of course, youve secretly known all that strength lurked beneath your docile surface, but its kind of a surprise to be reminded of it after all this time. Since youll need some horns and might this week to get what you want done, brush off your temper and put it on, like a flashy red cape. Gemini (May 21-June 20) Stop flitting around, you damn pixie! Come here and sit down, Tinkerbell. Weve got to talk. This distracted flutter-
ing from moment to moment may be your M.O., but success as a human being sometimes requires more from you than just following the beat. This week, concentrate on giving just one important thing, be it relationship, project, or adventure, your complete and undivided attention. That means both Twins. Its going to be hard to buck your habit of rushing, moth-like, towards the brightest light in view. Superglue yourself to your chair if need be. Whatever it takes to keep you focused; its getting to that point where some are wondering whether you can. Prove your detractors wrong and give the rest of us some justification for our faith. Cancer (June 21-July 22) You spend so much time and energy insulating yourself from the world, trying to shield your poor tenderness from its harsh edges. But then, just when you think youve packed enough fluffy pillows into your clothes and cotton in your ears, you feel horribly isolated and disconnected. Wheres the happy middle ground? If only you could completely buffer yourself from lifes insanity, but still have the people you love push through your cushy shielding! Luckily for you, were willing youve just got to let us know, unequivocally, that you want us to. Is that so much to ask? Leo (July 23-Aug. 22) Sometimes you feel like a superstar, sometimes more like a loosely bunched collection of bad habits. The truth, naturally, is somewhere between those two extremes. Unfortunately, so many strangers see solely one side or the other, either placing you on a pedestal so high youre scared to step down from it, or sneering so
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refrigerator, stove & dishwasher, washer/dryer hookup, off-street parking, pets ok with fee, $750/ month, plus security and utilities. Call 570-650-1575
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KINGSTON Sprague Ave.
3 bedroom 2 bath, all appliances. Newly remodeled, security and references. $825 + utilities. 570-287-2343
SWOYERSVILLE
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Handyman Services
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1015 Appliance Service
All types of home repairs & alterations Plumbing, Carpentry, Electrical No job too small. Free Estimates. 570-256-3150
WILKES-BARRE HISTORIC WHEELMAN 439 S. Franklin St. Fabulous 1 bedroom, hardwood floors. A/C, marble bath. Security system. Laundry, off street parking. $650 570-821-5599
6 room, 2 bedroom duplex, includes 2nd & 3rd floor. Ample closets. Washer / dryer hook-up. $575 / month + utilities, security & lease. No Pets. 570-793-6294
3 bedrooms. Lake Lehman School Dist $1,000/month + security. No Pets. Call 570-477-3599
PIKES CREEK
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Rte. 315 2,400 Sq. Ft. professional office space with beautiful view of Valley & Casino. will divide office / retail Call 570-829-1206
DOLPHIN PLAZA
RETAIL/OFFICE
PLAINS
6 rooms, completely refurbished, wall to wall carpeting, bathroom with shower, full walk-in attic, kitchen stove, finished basement with washer & dryer provided. Gas heat, tenant pays all utilities and garbage, security deposit & references required. No smoking/no pets. A MUST SEE! $600/ month. 570-735-4943 or Cell 570-760-3151 & 570-760-4313
NANTICOKE
eled 2 bedroom, with appliances. Off street parking, nice neighborhood. $650 + utilities. Call (570) 510-9518 or (570) 822-1544
ACROSS
Remodeled single home. 3 bedrooms. Gas heat. No Pets. $695/month & 1st month, & security deposit. Credit Check Required. 570-479-0302
PITTSTON
EXETER Beautiful magnificent Cape Cod style home. 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, finished lower level, 2 car garage with a rear deck area. Master bedroom and bath on first floor, new carpets, recently painted, hardwood & tile floors, granite counters & stainless steel appliances in kitchen. Gas heat. $1500 per/ month. 570-479-6722
Large double block on quiet street. 3 bedrooms, 1 & baths. Newly renovated, refrigerator & stove, new washer / dryer. Basement, yard, off street parking. Tenant responsible for utilities. $600/ month, yearly lease required. No pets. 570-825-0062.
PLAINS TWP.
25 Years Experience fixing major appliances: Washer, Dryer, Refrigerator, Dishwasher, Compactors. Most brands. Free phone advice & all work guaranteed. No service charge for visit. 570-706-6577
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Roofing, siding, gutters, insulation, decks, additions, windows, doors, masonry & concrete. Insured & Bonded.
1204
Out of the Flood Zone. 2 story single. 2 bedrooms, new bathroom, stove, washer/dryer incl. Possible rent to own. No Pets, $500 + utilities. 1 month security + references 570-287-7456 570-852-1857
PRINGLE
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AMERICA PAINTING
570-606-8438
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PLAINS
315 PLAZA
1,750 SQ. FT. & 2,400 SQ.FT OFFICE/RETAIL 2,000 FT. Fully Furnished With Cubicles. 570-829-1206
Victorian charm, 3 bedroom, 1 bath hardwood floors, neutral decor, stained glass window, large kitchen. Washer/ dryer hook-up, off - street parking. $700 month + utilities, security & lease. No Pets. 570-793-6294
SPACIOUS
neighborhood. 3 bedrooms 1.5 bath, dishwasher & garbage disposal. 2 car garage. No pets. $1000. per month plus utilities & 1 month security. call 574-7904 leave message. Available Dec. 1st.
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3 bedrooms, 1 bath, refrigerator, washer /dryer hookup, Garage. Pets negotiable. $600/month, + utilities, 1 month security & references. 570-852-9204
AVOCA
Completely renovated 1 bedroom & dressing room, washer/dryer hookup. Living & dining rooms, eat in kitchen, front & back porches & a yard. $500/mo. + utilities. 1st, last & security. No pets or smoking. (570)779-9647
PLYMOUTH
Quaint front porch, hardwood floors, living room, dining room, 4 bedrooms, 2 fireplaces, 2.5 baths, granite kitchen, sun room, basement with plenty of storage, non smoking. $1,600/month, or purchase.
KINGSTON
1039
3 bedroom, 1 bath single family home. Nice neighborhood, end of quiet street. Completely renovated and remodeled. Eat in kitchen, new carpeting, front, side porches, small yard. No smoking & no pets preferred 570-704-8820
WEST PITTSTON
Chimney Service
A-1 ABLE 1 CHIMNEY Rebuild & Repair Chimneys. All types of Masonry. Liners Installed, Brick & Block, Roofs & Gutters. Licensed & Insured 570-735-2257
570-472-1110
2 bedroom, 1.5 bath single home. Lake view with lake and dock rights. Hardwood and tile. $725/mo plus utilities, security, and 1 year lease. Lake Lehman School District. No Pets or smoking. Call 570-696-3289
LAKE SILKWORTH
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All phases of masonry & concrete. Small jobs welcome. Senior discount. Free estimates. Licensed & Insured 288-1701/655-3505
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