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Corddry, Patrick to appear at Obama rally for students expertise it can offer its cli-
ents.
According to Stewart, the
deal with Tribeca Enterprises
“It’s really the backgrounds fits the bill. “That business
By Sarah Butrymowicz our age … are really fired up Weymouth, Mass. that I have and that Jonathan started with the Tribeca Film
Daily Editorial Board about Barack Obama and “[ The rally] happened to Tisch has,” he told the Daily. Festival, and the festival itself
really excited about bringing be when he was home in Stewart has been a senior is interesting in that they start-
Comedian Rob Corddry, change to the White House,” Massachusetts,” Roger Fisk, executive at Loews Hotels ed that after 9/11 as a way to
Gov. Deval Patrick and other said junior Shana Hurley, the chair of the Massachusetts for 10 years and previously help rebuild Lower Manhattan
Massachusetts notables will the president of the Tufts branch of Obama’s presiden- worked in politics. and revive the community,” he
speak to a congregation of Democrats. “It’s a massive tial campaign, told the Daily. Tisch is a Tufts trustee and said. “Since that time, it has
college students tomorrow college student event.” “He was the first person of co-chairman of the board grown into a well respected …
afternoon at a rally for Sen. Hurley and other leaders of all the guests to sign up and of Loews Corporation. He
Barack Obama (D-Ill.). college Democratic organiza- confirm his ability.” gave $40 million in 2006 to see COMPANY, page 2
The “Students for Change tions sat in on a Massachusetts State Sen. Ben Downing and
Rally” will be held at Boston Democratic Party conference U.S. Rep. Michael Capuano
University but will involve stu- call planning the event. There, will join Corddry, who is well-
dents from all across the state. some students suggested
“It’s just to show people inviting Corddry, a native of see OBAMA, page 2
Tufts’ alert system, Send Word Now, contacted slew of students during yesterday’s test
By Ben Gittleson communicates with members so encourage people to reg- accounts were delivered in nine forming exceptionally well,”
Daily Editorial Board of the community via SMS ister multiple device types minutes, and the first round of she said. “We continue to be
messages, phone calls and is because one thing we are calls to 17,309 phone numbers really happy with … the prod-
Send Word Now contacted e-mails to Tufts and alternate absolutely certain of is that not was completed in five minutes. uct we’ve chosen.”
all 15,806 people who have a accounts. every device is going to work The calls were then repeated if Yesterday’s exercise also
Tufts e-mail address during a All told, Send Word Now when we send out a communi- there was a busy signal or no measured the administration’s
test of Tufts’ emergency alert blasted out 46,478 messag- cation,” Bartlett said. answer. If voicemail picked up, emergency preparedness,
system yesterday, according es, reaching most recipients Send Word Now, an alert ser- the system left a message. Bartlett said. Advance notice
to Geoffrey Bartlett, techni- more than once. 23 percent of vice hired by Tufts, sent out Dawn Irish, the associate was given to administrators in
cal services manager at the undergraduates are registered 8,929 SMS messages within director of outreach at Univer- charge of getting out the mes-
Department of Public Safety. to only receive an e-mail; the four minutes yesterday. This sity Information Technology sages about the day of the test,
The system, implemented in rest also receive an SMS mes- translates into slightly more (UIT ), said the test went but they were kept in the dark
the wake of the campus shoot- sage, a phone call or both. than 2,232 per minute. Almost smoothly. about the exact time.
ing at Virginia Tech last year, “One of the reasons why we all of the 15,806 e-mails to Tufts “The technology keeps per-
see ALERT, page 2
THE TUFTS DAILY Alumni bring Tufts’ values to new firm Partnership to
Robert S. Silverblatt COMPANY
continued from page 1
minister, helps families deal with
domestic violence, broken homes
benefit Friedman
Editor-in-Chief entertainment brand.” and other issues. “Family Court with NUTRITION
Editorial Tisch and Stewart’s goal is to Judge Penny is really different than continued from page 1
expand the niche of an enterprise the other [court shows] out there,” “We wanted to be able to say our people
Rachel Dolin Managing Editors that has already gained international Stewart said. “What Judge Penny real- are taking course content that the best
Kristin Gorman acclaim. “[Tribeca Enterprises is] a ly focuses on is the underlying issues nutrition science school in the country has
Jacob Maccoby Editorial Page Editors company that’s doing very well where that are going on in these families.” reviewed and endorsed,” Burnside said.
Jason Richards it is today, and to help bring it to the Walnut Hill Media began opera- “From my perspective, [the Friedman
Giovanni Russonello Executive News Editor next level — that’s the guiding phi- tions some months ago, but waited to School] was the Harvard of nutrition.”
losophy [at Walnut Hill]. We’re look- go public until it had finalized some Because the partnership linked the nutri-
Sarah Butrymowicz News Editors ing to be a catalyst investor where, deals and gotten off the ground, tion school to an outside entity, Ketchum
Pranai Cheroo
Michael Del Moro with some capital plus ‘value add,’ according to Stewart. had to first be approved by Friedman
Nina Ford we’re looking to bring that to the next “We wanted to be able to talk a School Dean Eileen Kennedy, Associate
Ben Gittleson level,” Stewart said. “Our ‘value add’ little bit more about some of the Professor Gary Gleason said. Upon her
Gillian Javetski
Jeremy White can be management experience, cre- things that we would be doing, as consent, Friedman professors agreed to
ativity [or] relationships in the busi- opposed to just putting out the com- evaluate the course’s curriculum.
Alex Bogus Assistant News Editor ness world, in the media world or in pany name and saying, ‘We’re open The nutrition certification course is an
Carrie Battan Executive Features Editor the government and political world.” for business,’” he said. online program made up of 12 modules,
Stewart said that he and Tisch first Tisch is optimistic that the new each followed by a quiz, with a final exam at
Jessica Bidgood Features Editors met at a Tufts alumni event approxi- business will thrive in the fertile mar- the end. The modules include terminology,
Robin Carol mately 15 years ago. Stewart, who ket of entertainment media. worldwide dietary guidelines, the basics of
Kerianne Okie
Charlotte Steinway had been working for Sen. Chuck “We’re very excited about the cre- scientific research in nutrition and other
Schumer (D-N.Y.), then a member of ation of Walnut Hill Media and what “hot topics,” like childhood obesity, Kapica
Sarah Bliss Assistant Features Editors the House of Representatives, even- it will do in the rapidly developing said. The final exam involves incorporating
Meghan Pesch
tually decided to leave politics to media space. With Jeff ’s leadership, scientific research into a press release in a
Mike Adams Executive Arts Editor pursue a business career. He called his business sense and long-standing way that is appealing to clients.
Tisch and secured a job in Loews relationships with so many talent- Paul Giguere, the director of distance
Jessica Bal Arts Editors
Grant Beighley Hotels. ed people across different business learning at Friedman, said that the Tufts
Sarah Cowan While Tisch and Stewart were not sectors, I am confident Walnut Hill team created a pre-test and post-test that
Catherine Scott contemporaries at Tufts, they gar- Media will do highly successful work will show how students progress during the
Matthew DiGirolamo
nered similar values from their time with great partners,” Tisch said in a course. Its members also plan to follow up
Emma Bushnell Assistant Arts Editors as undergraduates. press release. with participants three to six months later
Matt Digirolamo “I think one of the things that Stewart said he uses a similar pal- to see how they incorporated the course
Jyll Saskin Executive Op-Ed Editor I really loved about my experience ette of skills at Walnut Hill Media as information with their clients.
at Tufts was the notion of being an he does when working as a trustee at The evaluation process of the program,
Thomas Eager Executive Sports Editor active citizen,” Stewart said. “I really the Tisch College. “I chair the com- which involves monitoring the students’
Sapna Bansil Sports Editors
think it’s in the fabric and the DNA munications committee and we’re progress, is ongoing for the rest of the cal-
Evans Clinchy of Tufts, and when I look at things working on coming up with a whole endar year, Giguere said.
Philip Dear today, I think the way things exist communications strategy and plan,” Giguere estimates that the program will
David Heck in the world, we no longer have the he said. take three to four weeks for participants
Carly Helfand
Noah Schumer luxury of [having] only those who “For me, the friendships that I to complete, but he called attention to the
choose to engage in a life of public made at Tufts continue to be incred- online, or distance learning, aspect of the
Scott Janes Assistant Sports Editor service be the ones who are involved ibly meaningful,” added Stewart, who course. “The [Ketchum employees] who do
Jo Duara Executive Photo Editor in serving their community.” will be traveling to Las Vegas next the program will do it around the world at
Stewart highlighted a televi- month with his college friends for a their own offices,” he said.
Alex Schmieder Photo Editors sion show that Walnut Hill Media collective celebration of their 40th The decision to put the course on the
Laura Schultz has invested in that, like Tribeca birthdays. “It’s really incredible how Internet was due to both the scientific sub-
Rebekah Sokol
Annie Wermiel Enterprises, began with helping a instantaneously you pick up where ject matter, which lends itself to online
community in mind. “Family Court you left off [with old friends]. There training, and the obligatory nature of the
James Choca Assistant Photo Editors with Judge Penny” is a show in which really is something about that time at course, Burnside said. “Since it’s manda-
Emily Eisenberg
Aalok Kanani Penny Brown Reynolds, a judge and college and that time at Tufts.” tory, we need to make it accessible,” he
Danai Macridi said. “So we went online.”
Tim Straub Burnside said Ketchum is still develop-
Jordy Wolfand
PRODUCTION
Yesterday’s test was third since system ing its online technical capabilities, but it
expects the course to be ready for employ-
ees in late October or early November.
Marianna Bender Production Director
Emily Neger Executive Layout Editor
was introduced to community last year While the nutrition school received
only a small compensation for working
ALERT knowledge of yesterday’s test through with Ketchum, both Giguere and Gleason
Kelsey Anderson Layout Editors continued from page 1 official e-mails sent earlier in the believe that the certification program will
Leanne Brotsky month in advance of the exercise, but have a noteworthy effect on Friedman and
Jennifer Iassogna
Julia Izumi “In doing these tests, we want to test that he had not registered his phone its future programs.
Amanda Nenzen the technology, [but we] also wanted number. Gleason said that the school will use
Andrew Petrone to make sure that our procedures work “I knew there was going to be some- Ketchum’s online course to analyze the
Muhammad Qadri
Daniel Simon effectively,” Bartlett said. thing,” Davidson said. “It’s my first effectiveness of distance learning. He also
Amani Smathers Students reported mixed experi- year here and it’s part of [the] infor- said he believes the collaboration can be
Steven Smith ences with Wednesday’s alert. Junior mation overload.” employed as a case study to evaluate how
Katie Tausanovitch Melissa Dorr told the Daily that she Sophomore Justin Binder praised the school can work effectively with the
Adam Raczkowski Executive Technical Manager missed the call because her phone the university for its work setting up private sector.
was on silent all day. the Send Word Now system over the The school has access to the modules
Michael Vastola Technical Manager “I didn’t notice it until I got home,” past year. Binder said he received a being used in Ketchum’s program, Giguere
John Sotherland Executive Online Editor she said. “I didn’t see anyone else phone call and a text message during added. Officials may consider integrat-
get it.” Dorr added that she did not a lecture in Wednesday’s open block. ing parts of the program into some of the
Louise Galuski Online Editors receive a text message, despite getting “It’s good to know that they have Friedman School’s continuing education
Hena Kapadia
Minah Kim one during March’s test and the fact our back,” he said. programs, he said. “The Ketchum training
that she expected to receive one this The school has conducted two tests would provide a good basic background in
Matt Skibinski New Media Editor time. since the system’s introduction last nutrition science for people working in, for
Kelly Moran Webmaster Nick Davidson, a first-year student September. example, the restaurant and food-prepara-
at the Fletcher School of Law and In November, it took 25 minutes to tion industries,” Giguere said in an e-mail.
Caryn Horowitz Executive Copy Editor Diplomacy, said that he had passing make 16,102 phone calls, and eight Although Burnside said it was unusual
Grace Lamb-Atkinson Copy Editors
for an organization like Ketchum to partner
with a university, he said he was pleased
Tufts hopes to send 50 students to rally
Michelle Hochberg
Ben Smith with the result and might consider work-
Christopher Snyder ing with the nutrition school in the future.
Elisha Sum
Ricky Zimmerman OBAMA Massachusetts politics,” he said. “We’ve had a good experience with Tufts.
continued from page 1 For its part, Tufts will be sending We’ve really enjoyed working with them,”
Nissa Bagelman Assistant Copy Editors known for his role as a correspondent at least a few dozen students. “We he said.
Brianna Beehler
Casey Burrows from 2001-2007 for “The Daily Show officially have an RSVP count of 30,”
Alison Lisnow With Jon Stewart,” and Patrick at the Hurley said yesterday afternoon. “But
Rachel Oldfield
Mary Jo Pham
event. I’m expecting we’re going to send at QUOTE OF THE DAY
Lily Zahn The three politicians will discuss least 50 and I’m hoping it’s more.”
“their senses of why it is so urgent The event marks the culmination
BUSINESS that everyone [do] everything pos- of a two-week-long push, beginning
Malcolm Charles Executive Business Director
sible to help elect Senator Obama,” on Sept. 6, in which campus leaders “Life should be lived on the
Fisk said. For instance, Patrick will across the state were challenged to
Dwijo Goswami Receivables Manager speak about how having Obama in recruit and register as many voters edge ... Live your life on the
Brenna Duncan Head Ad Manager
the Oval Office would help him to as possible. “We’ll continue to recruit tightrope.”
govern Massachusetts. and register, but we wanted to make
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“Everybody was personally touched,” she
said. “People were crying. People were excited,
waving flags. I had never seen anything like it in
a political convention or speech. It was sincere.
It wasn’t people there for the cameras, because
there weren’t cameras back where I was.”
“Imagine a Broncos game, take away the
football game, add 20,000 people and that’s
what you had,” Shapanka said. “It’s pretty
amazing to see people doing the wave at a
political rally.”
According to Whalen, that same level of
engagement and enthusiasm pervaded the
convention on the whole.
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StatISTICS | Standings
Field Hockey Women's Soccer Men's Soccer Volleyball
(4-0, 2-0 NESCAC) (1-0-0, 1-0-0 NESCAC) (2-1-1, 0-1-0 NESCAC) (6-0, 0-0 NESCAC) NCAA Div. III Field Hockey NCAA Div. III Women's XC
(Sept. 16, 2008) (Sept. 10, 2008)
NESCAC OVERALL NESCAC OVERALL NESCAC OVERALL NESCAC OVERALL
W L W L T W L T W T W L T W L T W L W Points (First-place votes)
L L 1. Amherst, 280
Tufts 2 0 4 0 0 1 0 0 1 0 Colby 1 0 0 2 1 0 Williams 1 0 4 5 1. Bowdoin, 851 (33)
Amherst 1 2. Calvin, 266
Bowdoin 1 0 4 0 0 1 0 0 1 0 Conn. Coll 1 0 0 1 1 0 Amherst 0 0 6 1 2. Salisbury, 801 (4)
Tufts 0 3. Wisconsin Eau Claire, 262
Middlebury 1 0 4 0 0 1 0 0 3 0 Middlebury 1 0 0 3 0 0 Bates 0 0 3 4 3. TCNJ, 799 (3)
Williams 0 4. Luther, 258
Trinity 1 0 3 0 0 1 Bowdoin 0 0 6 1 4. Lebanon Valley, 731 (1)
Bowdoin 0 0 1 1 0 2 Wesleyan 1 0 0 1 0 5. Washington, 243
Coiby 0 0 4 2 5. Middlebury, 672 (1)
Williams 1 0 2 1 0 Wesleyan 0 0 1 2 0 1 Williams 1 0 0 2 0 0 6. SUNY Geneseo, 239
Conn. Coll. 0 0 3 4 6. Messiah, 621 (1)
Amherst 1 1 2 1 0 Conn. Coll 0 0 0 1 0 0 Amherst 0 1 0 1 1 0 Middlebury 7. DePauw, 237
0 0 2 2 7. Ursinus, 619
Bates 0 1 1 2 0 Trinity 0 0 0 4 0 0 Bates 0 1 0 1 1 0 Trinity 0 0 4 3 8. Williams, 223
Colby 0 1 0 2 0 0 1 0 0 0 Bowdoin 0 1 0 1 2 0 8. Johns Hopkins, 585 (1)
Bates 1 Tufts 0 0 6 0 9. Wisconsin-Platteville, 215
Conn. Coll 0 2 0 2 0 0 1 0 3 0 Trinity 0 1 0 3 1 0 Wesleyan 0 0 3 9. Rowan, 545 (1)
Colby 1 2 10. Case Western Reserve, 205
Wesleyan 0 2 1 2 0 0 1 0 1 1 Tufts 0 1 0 2 1 1 Hamilton 0 1 4 5 10. SUNY-Cortland, 430
Middlebury 3 11. Colby, 204
12. Tufts, 361
12. Wartburg, 193
G A Pts G A Pts G A Pts Offensive Kills SA N.E. Div. III Women's
13. Ithaca, 191
T. Brown 8 0 16 C. Cadigan 1 0 1 D. Schoening 1 1 3 S. Filocco 51 6 Soccer
(Sept. 16, 2008) 14. Middlebury, 172
M. Kelly 5 1 11 C. Hirsch 0 0 0 M. Fitzgerald 1 0 2 C. Updike 35 3
B. Helgeson 34 1 1. Williams 15. TCNJ, 169
A. Russo 2 5 9 S. Nolet 0 0 0 P. Doherty 1 0 2
K. Denniston 31 7 2. Wheaton 16. Wisconsin-La Crosse, 156
B. Holiday 2 1 5 W. Hardy 0 0 0 R. Coleman 1 0 2 L. Nicholas 23 0 17. Johns Hopkins, 153
L. Griffith 2 0 4 F. Gamal 0 0 0 B. Green 1 0 2 D. Joyce-Mendive 18 0 3. Western Conn. State
I. Lewnard 2 0 4 B. Morgan 0 0 0 N. Muakkassa 0 1 1 4. Springfield 18. Williamette, 147
C. Spieler 13 5
M. Scholtes 1 1 3 O. Rowse 0 0 0 J. Molofsky 0 0 0 5. Tufts 19. Emory, 131
M. Kutcher 1 1 3 A. Almy 0 0 0 A. Kobren 0 0 0 Defensive B Digs 6. Bowdoin 20. Wisconsin-Oshkosh, 123
G. DeGregorio 0 0 0 M. Blumenthal 0 0 0 N. Goldstein 0 67 21. St. Thomas, 122
S. Filocco 7 55 7. Brandeis
Goalkeeping GA S S% R. Ramos-Meyer 0 0 0 22. Loras, 109
Goalkeeping GA S S% M. Ripecky 0 44 8. Eastern Conn.
M. Zak 1 4 .800 23. MIT, 101
H. Jacobs C. Spieler 2 44 9. Wellesley
K. Hyder 2 2 .500 0 1 1.00 Goalkeeping GA S S% D. Feiger 5 34 24. SUNY Cortland, 100
K. Minnehan 0 0 D. McKeon 2 25 .926 10. Salem State
A. Kuan 0 19 35. Tufts, 16
Friday, September 19, 2008 The Tufts Daily Sports 11
Inside International Soccer Gideon Jacobs | Baseball, Football
by Alex Akhavan
Senior Staff Writer
My coming
As a new season of international
soccer gears up for the fall schedule, of age
fans will encounter some consider-
ably different squads compared to
C
those that competed in the spring. In ome Sunday, the last game in
England, Spain and Italy, especially, the history of Yankee Stadium
summer transfers have rearranged the is going to be played.
lineups, the effects of which have yet I’ve been staring at that sen-
to be seen. tence for weeks now trying to grasp
Perhaps the most newsworthy what it means and coming up with
change this summer was world-re- nothing. My second home is closing,
nowned Ronaldinho’s move from and as such, I’ve been thrown into
Barcelona to AC Milan. Having won a quasi-existential-sports-fan crisis.
the Primera Liga and the Champions Who am I? Why do I care? To be or not
League, Ronaldinho saw an oppor- to be? There is no spoon!
tunity to succeed elsewhere, not to I know that the closing means that
mention the $10-million-a-year con- the place where Babe put the sport on
tract he pocketed after inking the the map is getting shut down. I know
deal. Still, many people wonder why it means the place where Lou Gehrig
he didn’t come over to England with declared himself “the luckiest man on
Manchester City waving a £23.5 mil- the face of the earth” is being replaced.
lion transfer fee in his face. It is more I know it means the place where Mantle,
likely, though, that Ronaldinho was Maris, Yogi, Reggie, Goose and Jeter
just welcoming a change in the form became immortal is gone for good. But
of a club that has consistently under- as I lay on my couch at 4 a.m., wearing
performed lately. nothing but a blanket, watching my
Regardless of his motives, Ronal- sixth straight hour of Yankee’s Classics
dinho’s move to Italy will align itself and sipping Jack through a sippy cup, I
well with the return of other star realize that, deep down, despite all that
players to AC Milan, such as dynam- history, it’s okay.
ic Ukranian-born striker Andriy It’s strange — and possibly sad — but
Shevchenko. With Shevchenko, the reaching this conclusion and saying it
third-highest scorer in European soc- out loud really makes me feel like I’ve
cer history, AC Milan seems ready grown up a lot. It means I’ve conquered
to take back the glory of the Italian my greatest fear as a sports fan: losing
League from Inter Milan. the Yankee mystique. This fear that
In England, Manchester City’s fail- has been hiding under my 26 World
ure to acquire Ronaldinho led to a Championship-sized ego, just waiting
record-breaking transfer fee of £31 for some shrink to pry it out of my
million, or over $60 million, for subconscious, has finally, because of
another Brazilian national, Robinho. the imminent closing of the stadium,
Robinho’s presence will undoubtedly forced itself out into the open.
have a positive impact and make even Listen to any true Yankee fan talk
the top Premier League clubs sweat and you hear this intense, insatiable
before a match against Manchester worry that the Yankee mystique is dis-
City — a team that has had success appearing before our very eyes. The
in the past against the weaker teams fairy dust that gives us an advantage
but has rarely been able to take down before we even step on the field is van-
the League’s giants, such as Chelsea or ishing as more money is spent and the
Arsenal. new stadium is built.
Robinho, like Ronaldinho, has the See, we think in the movie that is
chance to turn a weak team into a baseball, we’re the main character, and
powerhouse. But it remains unclear obviously, the main character is sup-
why Robinho, coming from Real posed to win. Imagine Rocky traveling
Madrid, would go to a lower-ranked to Russia in Rocky IV (1985), training
team rather than a famous British his ass off and breaking down Cold-
club like Chelsea. MCT War barriers only to lose to Draco in
Signing with Chelsea could have Ronaldinho, seen here in his Brazilian national colors, sent shockwaves through the interna- a blowout. That’s kind of what the Red
proven to be a shrewd move for tional soccer community when he transferred from Barcelona to AC Milan. With this addi- Sox 2004 ALCS comeback felt like for
Robinho, especially considering the tion, AC Milan is expected to immediately contend for the Italian League Championship. us — just plain wrong.
major changes to the Chelsea ros- But this competitive advantage by
ter that are sure to keep the team United. A major success at Tottenham, the league table with Robinho’s help; way of mystique is a child’s dream,
in its current position at the top of Berbatov deservedly received an offer Chelsea, which usually dominates the and as a baseball fan, I’m too old for
the league. In addition to the sign- from the English League’s defend- Premier League, will bring new play- that crap anymore. Baseball, while so
ing of Portuguese native Deco from ing champions. But how much does ers and gameplans that its rivals are much more than a game, is just a
Barcelona, Chelsea is under the new Manchester United really need him? not accustomed to; and Manchester contest of throwing, catching, hitting
management of Luiz Felipe Scolari, A starting lineup that already fea- United will undoubtedly look to its and luck. Yes, there is something spe-
the former Portuguese national team tures Wayne Rooney and Carlos Tevez newest addition, Berbatov, to be the cial about donning the pinstripes. But
manager. in the front, as well as Louis Saha on man that Scolari will fear in this year’s right now, there’s also something pretty
After the resignation of Jose the bench, hardly needs another strik- games against their English League special about having “Rays” written
Mourinho last year, Chelsea struggled er. Berbatov’s acquisition led to Saha’s rival. across your chest. My entire life I’ve
to stay successful; however, a new departure to Everton, a wise deci- Transfers happen every year, but mistaken confidence and playing the
team and a new manager should help sion considering that the Frenchman in the end, the rosters at the start of game “the right way” for this so-called
to keep Chelsea fans energized for the struggled to escape from the shadows the season don’t hold as much impor- “mystique.”
whole season. of so many other top stars. tance as the standings at the end of Our incredible run to four out of five
So far, it seems that teams have It’s fairly easy to predict the effects of season. But with so many changes World Series was due to good players
reaped more benefits from the trans- this year’s transactions: Ronaldinho’s occurring throughout Europe and the and good personalities merging at the
actions than have the players. But move will undoubtedly raise the stakes effects still waiting to be seen, inter- right time. There are no ghosts floating
Bulgarian Dimitar Berbatov certainly for AC Milan’s rivals; Manchester City national soccer fans should anticipate out of Monument Park that make it all
received a great deal from Manchester is likely to move up a few spots in an exhilarating season. happen. There’s nothing special in the
air of the South Bronx or in the water
fountain in the dugout. It was purely
Golf smart personnel decisions by Yankee
Jumbos seventh at Bowdoin, await Williams Invitational tomorrow management and great execution by
the players they brought in.
The golf team opened its season with favorite courses,” Heffernan said. “It’s College, which tallied an overall score It’s kind of like when I finally real-
an average showing over the weekend, off-putting because the front nine is of 599. ized Santa Claus can’t possibly drop
finishing seventh out of 14 teams at the way harder than the back. The course, “As a squad, we underperformed,” presents down 6.7 billion chimneys in
Bowdoin Invitational. especially the greens, was difficult this Heffernan said. “But when you look one night. But it was just time to grow
Although the team didn’t quite meet week because of the conditions.” at the numbers, we actually did better up as a baseball fan and realize that
its own lofty expectations for the tour- The Jumbos persevered, however, as than last year. We didn’t play to our you win because you’re good and you
nament, the Jumbo golfers still shot a Haslett fired another 80 on Sunday for potential, but we’re looking to turn lose because you aren’t. There just isn’t
respectable two-day total of 653 in less a two-day total of 160, which put him things around this weekend.” much more to it than that. So, bring
than ideal conditions. in a tie for 20th place on the individual This weekend the Jumbos will com- on the new stadium. Bring on the new
Led by senior co-captain Phil Haslett’s leaderboard. Danny Moll registered an pete in the Williams Invitational. Yankee era. Hit me with the $5,000
80 and sophomore Danny Moll’s 78, the 83 in the second round, giving him a “I think Williams is the best course seats, luxury boxes and sushi counters.
squad came out strong on Saturday. total of 161, good for a 22nd-place we play all year,” Heffernan said. “The But also hit me with some young talent,
Junior Brad Dreisbach also recorded finish overall. Heffernan finished at greens and the course in general are good team personalities and guys who
a solid round of 82. Sophomore Luke 166 for the tournament, while Benjie always in great shape. We are looking know how to win. With that, the true
Heffernan carded an 84, while senior Moll turned in a total of 168. Dreisbach to perform the way we are capable of, Yankee “mystique” will be restored.
co-captain Benjie Moll turned in an 85 rounded out the group with a two-day and if we do that, we will be among the
for a five-man total of 323 at the end composite of 172. top tier of teams at the tournament.”
of the first day of play. The team’s two-day total of 653 Gideon Jacobs is a sophomore who has not
“Personally, this is not one of my was 54 strokes behind winner Husson — by Danny Joseph yet declared a major. He can be reached at
Gideon.Jacobs@tufts.edu.
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