The Dictator An Allegorical Tale By Anton Kafka Perpetual Copyright and (P)Patent by Anthony J. Fejfar and Neothomism, P.C.

. (PA) and The American People and The People of God and The People In a Land called Lower Swabobia a politician named Franz Frankfurter promised everyone that is they chose him to be their Authority, that he would make sure that they would all have nice lives and that he, Franz Frankfurter, as The Dictator, would get rid of the riffraff, white trash and niggers, who were tearing down the country with their base values and base emotions. In exhange for this, the People of Lower Swabobia had to agree that Franz Frankfurter was the Dictator and had the right to do whatever he wanted to, no matter how irrational that seemed. So the People of Lower Swabobia elected Franz Frankfurter to be Dictator for Life of Lower Swabobia, giving him the total power of The State at his disposal. Once Franz Frankfurter was in Office as Dictator of Lower Swabobia, he first entered an Order requiring everyone to wear white socks on Mondays. Any violation of this Order was a 3 day prison sentence in the local Provincial Jail. The next week, Franz Frankfurter (The Dictator) entered an Order that red socks were to be worn on Tuesdays. The next week The Dictator entered an Order requiring that

Green socks be worn on Wednesdays. However, the next week the Dictator entered an Order that Blue socks were to be worn on Mondays, but at the same time, he did not withdraw the Order that White socks are to worn on Mondays. Soon the Secret Police were rounding up White sock wearers in one District, Blue Sock wearers in another District. Then The Dictator entered an Order that on Tuesdays, Orange socks must be worn on days when the notice of Sock

Wearing is posted at 4 a.m. on the Door of each Provincial Govenors Office.

Soon, the Secret

Police rounded up about half of the population of Lower Swobobia for not wearing the correct type of socks on Tuesdays. The rest of the population of Lower Swobobia was in psychiatric treatment for intermittent wrong sock wearing. Next, the Dictator entered an Order stating that each person can only have five changes of clothes and can only do laundry once a week, and that a fresh set of clean clothes must be worn each day, and that each person is only allowed to buy new clothes once a year, than then only one set of new clothes can be purchased at that time. Soon, all the people of Lower Swabobia were confined in jail or on psychiatric wards, were they, and everyone else, including the Dictator, all starved to death. THE END