Was Pope Ratzinger a Werewolf?

Slaves, obey your earthly masters with fear and trembling, in singleness of heart, as you obey Christ; not only while being watched, and in order to please them, but as slaves of Christ, doing the will of God from the heart. (Ephesians 6: 5, 6)
As a youth, Pope Ratzinger eagerly joined the Hitler Youth, while his brother refused. When the Red Army was closing in on the German Reich from the East, and the US Army was coming from the West, Pope Ratzinger joined the German Wehrmacth and went to fight the American invaders. While in the Bavarian forests he stumbled among some undergrowth and was cut of from his unit. Alone in the cold forest at night he heard the howling of wolves at the full moon overhead. As the sound came closer, the young Ratzinger ran and felt a sharp pain as a wolf bit him on the leg. He felt a change come over him in the next few days. He rejoined the fight against US soldiers and delighted in wounding lone sentries, and then sucking the blood out of them. As the Red Army surrounded Berlin and Hitler killed himself, Ratzinger knew the fight for fascism was over for the time. He surrendered to the Americans and feasted on fellow German soldiers in a Prisoner of War camp. The US troops were puzzled by the strange deaths among the prisoners, but simply attributed them to the deprivations of war. Ratzinger then moved on the greener fields and became a priest. The number of young boys to feast on was seemingly endless. Because Ratzinger was not interested in sexual matters he was viewed as leadership material by the Catholic Church hierarchy. The rest is history, and thousands and thousands of victims were ignored as Ratzinger devoured who he liked. He was even sent to Rome where the Italian youth were soon at his dinner table. Made head of the Society for the Propagation of the Faith, formerly called The Inquisition, where he delighted in reading about the past methods of the Religious Police. Ratzinger hunted down anyone who opposed the Churches abuse of children. He pointed to the New Testament sentence fragment, Suffer the little children, as Biblical justification for the systematic attacks on children. Leftist priest were kicked out of the Church, and anti-Semites were welcomed back into the fold. Finally, after years of political maneuvering, Ratzinger was made the first Werewolf Pope. The worlds children were his. People actually brought their infants to street parades to see Pope Ratzinger and held the children up to be bitten by the Pope. But, now the full moon is fading, and Pope Ratzinger has had his fill. A new werewolf must be found to carry on the tradition.

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