Dress code 4 a party - BLACK TIES ONLY.

Banta goes for the party & is surprised to see that the other guests are wearing SUITS also! Santa was riding on a horse. He jumped the red light & a cop whistles. Santa lifts the tail of horse & says: 'Le Karle Number Note' Santa suffering from cold was shivering. His son called a doc. Doc: wht happened? Son: Bimari da ta pata nahun par baapu saver da VIBRATION mode te lagaya hai

While walking in the highlands Santa fell down a deep hole. Banta: R u ok? Santa: Yeah! Banta: Did u break anything? Santa: No, there's nothing down here Teacher: Johnny, Im Glad To See Your Writing Has Improved. Johnny: Thank You Teacher: Now, Finally, I Can See How Bad Your Spellings Are!!!

Inspector to Santa:Faansi se pehle, bata teri aakhri ichha kya hai??? Santa: Mere pair upar aur sier neeche kar k faansi de do!!!

Manager asked to Santa at an interview Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it? Santa replyed: P-O-S-T-B-O-X.

 Santa jungle ke raste se ja raha tha. Tab uski najar ped pe latke hue sap pe padi. Santa :sirf Latakne se height nahi badhegi,mummy ko bolo complain pilaye.

a man to santa-ur frnd is kissing ur wife in ur home he rushes to his home and come with in half an hour n slapped tat man n said-he was not my frnd

A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell, Santa doesn't turns up for 4 days. Lady calls again, Santa replies, I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out.

A MAN TO HIS FRND-MAIN APNA PURSE GHAR PE BHUL AAYA MUJHE 1000 RS KI ZARURAT HAI BANTA-DOST HI DOST KE KAM ATTA HAI YE LE 10 RS RIKSHA KAR KE PURSE LE AA

SANTA:Lalaji dettol soap hai, Lala:ha, santa:acha vala hai, Lala:ha, Santa: achi quality ka hai, Lala:ha bhai ha, Santa: thik hai hath dhokr 1kg aata do.

Jaj : Suna hai pichale 10 saal se tmne apni biwi ko dara dhamka k rakha hai. Santa : Par Janab

 Jaj : Safai ki jarurat nahi bas itna batao ye tumne kiya kaise

santa 2 doctor-apne kaha tha ki subah khelne se sehat thik rehti hai pr muje to koi fark nai pada? doctor-konsa game khelteho? santa-mobile mai snake wala

santa=mere padosi ka bacha gum ho gaya banta=fir kya kiya? santa=maine kaha google pe search karlo, mil jaye to download kr lena.

santa;mujhe us ladki se bachao banta:kyo? santa:jabse maine kaha dil cheer k dekh tera hi naam hoga sali chaku leke piche pad gyi hai

Santa ki chatri me hole tha, kisine pucha, umbrella mai hole kyu? Santa bola: Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega

Tech JokeAll Samsung Officials Are Withdrawing Their Children From School, As The First Thing Children Are Being Taught Is ___ A For Apple =P =D

Once You Have Bought Something,

 You Will Find The Same Item Being Sold Somewhere Else At A Cheaper Rate :-D

In Order To Get A Loan, You First Need To Prove That You Don't Need It :-P

Whenever I Find The Key To Success, Someone Changes The Lock.

Girl: Which Laptop Do U Have..? Boy : I Have A HP G-62 With Intel Core I3 Processor 2.3 Ghz, Windows 7, 64 Bit.. 2 Gb RAM & Intel 1 Gb Graphics Card.. And Which Laptop Do U Have..? Girl: Pink Colour Ka.. :P

At A Bus Stand, An American DoctOr GOt Heart Attack After Reading A BoOk's Name..!! Guess The Name Of That BoOk..?? "How TO Become A DOCTOR In 30Days".. Rs 150/-

A Chini was in hospital. SANTA went to meet him. Chini said "CHING CHONG, MOU.CHU CHA" & died.

 SANTA went china 2 know the meaning, that was-KUTTE OXYGN K PIPE SE PAIR Utha

I Am Looking For A Bank Which Can Perform Two Things For Me. Give Me A Loan, & Then Leave Me ALone...!: :-) :-P

My Wallet Is Like An Onion; Whenever I Open It. It Makes Me Cry

Teacher: Hey! Stand Up. Tell Me Two Pronouns. Student: Who? Me? Teacher: Very Good.....Sit Down :D

Dear Face-Wash Commercials, Nobody Can Splash Water On Their Face The Way You Show In Your Ads. My Clothes R All Wet Now. =P Kindly Show In A More Realistic Way =D

Question: "How To Kill An Ant??" Asked In An Exam For 10 Marks!! Student: Mix Chilli Powder With Sugar, & Keep It Outside The Ant's Hole..! After Eating, Ant Will Search For Some Water Near A Water Tank. Push Ant In To It.. =!!

Now Ant Will Go To Dry Itself Near Fire, When It Reaches Fire, Put A Bomb Into D Fire..!! Then Admit Wounded Ant In ICU..!! =O 0 MORAL: Don't Play With Students.. !! They Can Do Any Thing For 10 Marks..