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to the U.S. Federal Budget Sequester (2013), automatic-spending cuts will be put into action. As a result, the AETD BMO was asked to take a closer look at ways of reducing costs and to look for opportunities to be more resourceful with our existing assets. That said, we are excited to unveil our list of creative solutions: 1. Budget overruns will be inspected by the IG (Inspector General) Ofce. 2. Lab taxes will no longer be paid with project funds. All labs are now required to generate their own revenue through fund raising events (e.g. bake sales, car washes). 3. The IRAD (Internal Research & Development) Program will be renamed GINA (Great Ideas Not Affordable). 4. Monthly MSRs will now feature Donald Trump in attendance. Everyone should be VERY careful when reporting out cost overruns. 5. To raise revenue, the Building 7 thermal vacuum chambers will be rented out to local pottery companies during hot cycles. We apologize in advance for any scheduling inconveniences. "&5%.POUIMZ.FTTBHFtApril 2013
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ACES to ABACUS
$720M, as well as the fact that we just really like doing these sorts of things, AETD has decided to switch their IT contract from ACES to ABACUS. ABACUS provides centuries-old technology with a sleek design that can be easily transported from work to home and beyond as part of NASAs Work From Anywhere program. ABACUS provides distinct advantages over ACES with high resolution viewing, minimal power consumption, and improved antivirus capabilities when an appropriate hand sanitizer is used. Users wishing to learn more about ABACUS, including obtaining Elevated Privileges forms, may do so at http://areyoukiddingme.gsfc.nasa.gov
Increased Scrutiny for International Trafc in Arms Regulations (ITAR) and Export Administration Regulations (EAR)
The publication policy for ITAR and EAR has changed to help reduce the
total amount of paperwork for Document Availability Authorization (DAA) forms. All publications must be published using invisible ink. Invisible ink will ensure no-one outside of the agency can review the contents of the paper, presentation, or poster. Under the new environmental friendly policy, there is no longer a need to waste paper for submitting the DAA form, since all published papers are invisible. As a nal measure to help protect our Nations assets in the event the invisible ink policy is not followed, all yellow highlighters will be replaced by black highlighters.
Federally imposed budget cutbacks due to sequestration, Goddard is making lemonade out of lemons. The NASA Administrator decided against furloughs for civil servants in lieu of
other cost savings measures. This gives the eld Centers autonomy to meet the new cost ceilings, so Goddard senior management held a retreat at Wallops to brainstorm some ideas. In light of the simultaneous decline in in-house work, management saw an opportunity to reassign civil servants to jobs traditionally lled by contractors. In an address to the Goddard Contractors Association, the Center Director said, While we would prefer not to impact our support contractor community, we all need to sacrice in these trying times. Civil servants have diverse skills that are a good t for many contractor jobs associated with overhead funded activities. In order to promote fairness, the Director of the Ofce of Human Capital Management (OHCM) negotiated an agreement with the GESTA union to use the GOBBS system to advertise and ll long-term positions, and a revolutionary Day Laborer system to ll short-term positions. Cont., pg 4
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Sequester-Inspired Long-term Jobs These jobs will be lled in the traditional way using the GOBBS system, by the use of brief resumes and informal interviews. The following full-time positions are a sampling of announcements and their associated prerequisites: 1. Security Guard (requires basic rearms training) 2. Grounds Keeper (must provide own lawnmower and rake) 3. High Voltage Electrical Maintenance Worker (requires ESD certication) 4. ACES Service Technician (no computer experience required) 5. Employee Assistance Program (EAP) Counselor (requires SATERN course GSFC-PSY-EASY, Applied Psychology for the non-professional) 6. Medical Director (Requires GED and 4-hour SATERN course GSFC-SH-CPRAED, American Heart Association primer in CPR and AED use) Sequester-Inspired Day Laborer Jobs When civil servants need a WBS for part-time or short-term work, the day laborer model will be adopted as often seen outside Home Depot. Employees are instructed to report outside the main gate to the fenced-in Work Detail Corral. Employees for hire are to line up in an orderly fashion by pay grade. Hiring managers may conduct non-contact examinations of the pool of laborers but must make prompt selections to promote the safe ow of trafc. In order to comply with the Centers anti-harassment policy, managers may not dehumanize workers or ask them to perform personal services. All day laborers are to be promptly returned to the corral at the end of the workday. Drivers are required to come to a complete stop when dropping off their laborers.
This minor government glitch, sequestration, Is leaving everything in an uproar. Restricted travel and training. Even the fun--it is waning. Not enough funding to clean the ofce oor.
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