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Wednesday, January 2nd.

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January

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WHY IS IT UPSIDE DOWN?

Monday, Feburary 29th.

wow me.
You have an extra day to

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February

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Friday, March 9th.

I DONT WANT DARK GRAY. IM LOOKING FOR MORE OF A LIGHT BLACK.

This is it! Get it right. Not even close.

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Tuesday, April 19th.

WAIT, THIS ISNT RECYCLED INK?

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April

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Friday, May 11th

Look, my work was featured in the Biloxi SemiAnnual Design Review in May of 03. I think I know what Im talking about.

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May

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Wednesday, June 27.

THESE COLORS ARE VIBRATING. MAYBE YOU SHOULD SLOW DOWN THE PRESS?
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Friday, July 6th.

This isnt going to be fabulous; its going to be absolutely devastating. This just doesnt sing to me. Youre not feeling this yellow the way I am. This blue is too royal. Make it more pharaoh.

I said luscious. Say it with me. Luscious. Oh, darling. No. This font is hurting all of my feelings.
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Im just looking for that X-factor.

Wow me.

Icky!

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Luscious! Not lustrous!

Make this red more vineripenedless heirloom.

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Is that your bottle of carob-infused kombucha, or mine?

Loves it.

Wrong. Dead wrong.

I want more Bodhi tree, and not so much fern.

Honey, we dont need a swatch we have karma to rely on.

Dont do it that way; do it the right way! Taste that burnt umber. Mmmm.

Could you please get me a shade-grown, fair-trade coffee with a splash of lentil milk?

I know I said that, but thats not what I meant.

I put a lot of my core strength into my designs.

Have you tried Caustic Butterfly Yoga? Well, you should. Vroom vroom!

This takes me back to my semester studying under Hansel Fleurweiderveeden. Be a peach and hold that form up a bit closer for mamma to see. Why is this so teak? I said zebrawood.

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Order me a macrobiotic raw plate with a side of enzyme tablets. Make it glossy like Jean Claude Van Dammes freshly waxed chest.

Bellissimo! So, what is it you do?

Rawr!

These textures were inspired by Tibetan throat singers and white chiffon. Ew.

Seduce me with those earth tones!

Yes. No. I mean, yes. Marvelous! Oh heavens no!

July

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Dont do it that way; do it the right way!

Why isnt this breathing? Meow!

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This is overwhelming like velvet. Give me velveteen.

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I need you all to take my creation as seriously as I do.

Make it a touch more serpentine.

Its alive!

Get this duotone away from me its too melancholy.

When we get this right,its headed straight to Design Gods Magazine.

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Thursday, August 6th.

LET S USE A UV VARNISH, SO IT WONT FADE IN THE SUN.

August
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Monday, September 3rd.

First run of the day. 7:50am Good morning! 8:14am Why are these all on the same page? 8:15am Turn down the magenta here. 8:45am Bump up the cyan overall. 9:30am This is too warm. 9:50am Is your cyan working? Try blue. 10:00am Im pretty sure the cyan isnt working. 10:15am Not enough yellow. 10:30am I want to be able to taste this lemon! 10:45am Touch more yellow. 11:06am Soften the cyan. 11:15am Not so yellow. 11:40am Hmmm. Try again. 11:57am Turn down the cyan. 12:25pm I just cant feel it. 12:45pm Looks weird to you too right? 1:04pm Certainly less cyan. 1:15pm Still too warm. 1:26pm What happened to all the skin tones? 2:00pm Bring the magenta up 4 points on key 6, 7 and 8 2:01pm Could someone get me a soda? 2:17pm You heard Diet, right? 3:15pm This black isnt anywhere near black enough. 3:26pm Too dark now. 3:29pm Soften the cyan. 4:00pm Bump up the cyan overall. 4:10pm Lets try bringing the water up. 4:35pm Sharpen the yellow. 4:25pm Not quite there. More cyan. 4:45pm Less cyan overall. 5:15pm More cyan. 5:45pm Less cyan. 6:30pm I said more cyan. 6:32pm Less cyan!!! 7:45pm Better put on some coffee. 8:30pm Bump up the cyan overall. 8:50pm Half the amount of cyan from last time. 8:56pm More cyan in this spot. 9:02pm Even more. 9:24pm More. 9:56pm Just a pinch less. 10:00pm Can I see that first sheet again?

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September

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Friday, October 5th.

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Wednesday, November 21st.

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ONLY 4 COLORS? SHOULDNT YOU HAVE LIKE A 100-COLOR PRESS?

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Wednesday, December 21.

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Who cares? Just run it. Its the end of the world anyways.

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