lost in austen e01

by Luigi Ferrara
January 12, 2010
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It is a truth generally acknowledged
that we are all longing to escape.
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I escape always to my favourite book,
Pride And Prejudice.
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I've read it so many times now
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the words just say themselves in my
head
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and it's like a window opening.
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It's like I'm actually there.
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It's become a place I know
so... intimately.
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I can see that world, I can... touch it.
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I can see Darcy.
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Whoa, Amanda!
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Now, where was I?
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I have no right
to complain about my life.
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I want this account... de-jointed,
yeah?
I want her name gone.
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I mean, it's the same for everybody.

This is as good as it gets.

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- And I... I do what we all do.
- Did you get a suck?

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"You are mistaken, Mr Darcy,

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Do you want a slap?
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I take it on the chin,
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and patch myself up with Jane Austen.
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Ow!
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I know I sound like this...
terrible loser.
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I mean, I do actually have a boyfriend.
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It's just... sometimes I'd rather stay in
with Elizabeth Bennet.
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- Piranha! I thought you weren't here.
- I'm not. Michael coming round?
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No.
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- Why isn't he coming round?
- Boys' night.
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- He'll be round after that.
- No, he won't. I've told him not to.
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I have plans that involve nobody
except
me. IE, not you either. So go away.
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- How do I look?
- You put your lipstick on by eating it.
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"if you suppose that the mode of your
declaration affected me in any other
way
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"than as it spared me the concern
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"which I might have felt
in refusing you...
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".. had you behaved
in a more gentleman-like manner."
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I've lost count
of the number of passes up to now.
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Yeah, they're really
taking charge of the midfield.
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I just want to read my book.
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What are you doing?
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- Is this you proposing to me?
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Yeah.
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You're drunk.
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Marry me, babes.
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Make an honest woman of me.
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You have no idea, do you,
quite how unromantic that is?

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- Piranha?

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How do you do, Miss Price?
I am Elizabeth...

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This is most extraordinary.

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- Bennet.
- Bennet. Yes, I know.

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But I beg you, Miss Spencer,
to entertain my explanation of it,

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- Mands?
- Just a minute!

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for it will be truthful,
if a little intractable to believe.

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Sweet?

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There is a door, Miss Spencer, in
the attic portion of my father's house,

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OK, Elizabeth Bennet in my
bathroom.

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which is a place unvisited
except by servants and myself.

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- Clearly I'm hallucinating.

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Were this door to open, it would give
upon the empty air four storeys high,
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for there is no room beyond.
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It is a door entirely without sense.
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One may not pass through it,
try as one might, until this day,
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for you, Miss Spencer,
have opened this door for me.
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You are the key.
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What makes you think
my name is Spencer?
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It is tailored in your underthings.
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My name is Price, Amanda Price.
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Why? Too much Austen?
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My mother would say
not enough boyfriend.
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He doesn't take drugs,
he doesn't knock you about.
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This place is a mess.
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It's called redecorating.
It's what women my age do
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when they get divorced.
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It's like sex, only you can stop
for a cup of tea and a biscuit.
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- Give me a cigarette.
- Mm-mm, no.
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You're telling me who I have to
marry.

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I'm reminding you, Amanda,
that you are what you are.
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If you waste your life pretending
to be something else, you'll regret it.
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- I don't trust him, Mum.
- He had it off with a waitress...
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- Two nights running.
-.. but he's a man.
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He has appetites.
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I have this conversation with Piranha
on
a regular basis, and she never gets it.
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I'm not hung up about Darcy.
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I do not sit at home with the pause
button and Colin Firth in clingy pants.
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I love...
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the love story.
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I love Elizabeth.
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I love... the manners
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and the language...
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and the courtesy.
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It's become part of who I am
and what I want.
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I'm saying, Mum, that I have
standards.
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Well, you have standards, pet.
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I hope they help you on with your
coat
when you're 70.
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"l, who have valued myself
on my abilities...
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"who have often disdained
the generous candour of my sister... "
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".. and we are engaged. "
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"lt is settled between us already,
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"that we are to be
the happiest couple in the world. "
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Is this not astonishing?
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Were such a thing at my disposal,
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I should do little else but toy with it
all day.
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Miss Bennet. I think I may be
having a nervous breakdown.
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You see,
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I am a real person
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and you are a pretend person.
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- You are the creation of Jane Austen.

- I am not acquainted with this person.
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You are a character in a book.
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This one, written by her 200 years
ago.
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It grieves me, Miss Price, that
I must presume to dispute with you.
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I have my fleshy envelope,

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I have never heard of Russian
America.
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It occupies the northernmost territory
in the west of the Americas.
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- But that's Alaska.
- I've never heard of Alaska.
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Show me the door, Miss Bennet.

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as you yours.

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That's not a door. I mean, it could
have
been a door but it's part of the wall.

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Tell me something
I couldn't possibly know. Please.

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It's got all the pipey stuff
behind there, the plumbing.

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A piece of information that simply
doesn't exist in my brain. Just do it.

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Yet it is the way I entered.

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- Netherfield Park is let.
- No, no, I know that.
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The news was fetched only this
morning.
I have told no one but Lady
Ambrosia.

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I don't understand.
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Nor I, Miss Price.
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But this is assuredly my house.

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I know about Mr Darcy, everything.

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Sorry, Miss, but are you dining
tonight?

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But you don't. You haven't met him
yet.

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Mr Bennet likes to know
what number to expect at table.

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OK, something else. Please.

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Please advise Mr Bennet
that I will be down... directly.

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The part of Russian America
that most intrudes into the Arctic Sea

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I was just, um... Iooking for him.

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is called Point Barrow.

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Yes, ma'am.

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Whom shall I say has given
the master this message, ma'am?
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A friend of Miss Elizabeth.
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OK, this is seriously weird
and I want to go home.
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Elizabeth. Elizabeth!
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- Oh, Lydia.
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I have said if I am to be
received at Netherfield,

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- Sir.

on the subject and I had merely

forgot.

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How marvellous to have
the society of ladies

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Old age, Miss Price.
I find I cannot recommend it.

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who are not promiscuous with speech.

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- My wife.

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Allow me to introduce myself across
the wasteland of the servants' stairs.

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Lizzy has told you
about our thrilling new neighbour?

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I am Elizabeth's father, Claude
Bennet.

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- Mr Bingley?
- Pleasant enough. Not strong on
brains.

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Claude? You're kidding.

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I shall dress in silk, so I shall!

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It exposed me to some comments,
but it was the name my parents chose.

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Lydia, as your father has
civilly declined to call on Mr Bingley,

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So you are not a local person,
Miss Price?

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the notion of such an excursion
is entirely reprehensible.

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I rent in Hammersmith.
It's an area of London.

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Split my windpipe! I mean, good
heavens.

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I have driven through a pleasant place
that bears the name,

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Forgive me.

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- but it was some miles from London.
- It would have been.

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But the noise in this... palace of
lunacy
is more than a reading man can bear.

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And you are acquainted with Lizzy
how?

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- So you are...

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Known Elizabeth for years.

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.. Elizabeth's friend.

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Until yesterday I had not heard of
you.

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Yes. Amanda Price.
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It is possible she made many
speeches

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I called on Bingley this forenoon.
I haven't told my wife that.
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But she enjoys the suspense.
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We really are right at the beginning,
aren't we?
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You do make the most refreshingly
elliptical conversation, Miss Price.
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So Lizzy has gone
to Hammersmith to see you,
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but you have come to Longbourn
to see her.
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You will forgive me for observing
that
the arrangement seems to have a flaw.
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- Oh, dear, are you quite well?
- I do feel a bit... unusual.
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- Might I go back upstairs?
- Of course.
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We can dissect this matter further
on the morrow.
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Take Lizzy's bed.
She claims it is tolerable soft.
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- Sleep well in it.
- Thank you.
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Hm.
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Well, I call it perverse.

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Papa sent us to see that you knew
Lizzy's room, but clearly you're...
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Yes! Thank you.
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You're... Kitty, aren't you?
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And you're... Mary. I've read so much
about you, I feel I know you.
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- Read?
- Heard.

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- Mr Bingham's here...
- Bingley, Mama.

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Talking to Elizabeth, who is my...

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.. and your father, what kind of...

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.. friend.

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I said Bingley.
You said Bingham.

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Is there anything we can get you,
Miss Price? A dish of faggots?

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If you contradict me,
you will go to your room.

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All right for faggots, thank you.

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I'm as likely to meet a husband
there as anywhere in this house.
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Oh, Lydia,
sit down at once! Mr Bennet!
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Oh, am I here?
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Elizabeth.
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- Miss Price.
- Oh!
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- I did not mean to startle you.
- No, no, no, it's, um...

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I think I'll just, um...

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She strokes my back
when it's time to wake.
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Oh, I'm Lydia, by the way.
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I know.
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What preparation do you use
for your hair? It's most pungent.
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OK, look, I've had enough of this.
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What's the deal here?
Are we live on cable or something?
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Is this like the Jim Carrey thing,
but period? where are the cameras?
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Well, come on!
what are you after, guys?
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A bit of girl-on-girl action
under the covers?

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.. go to sleep.

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What do I have to do
to get out of here? Snog her?

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Right.

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Show you my pubes?

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Oh! Mr Bennet!

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What have you done to yourself?

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Lend me your handkin, Lizzy.

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That's called a landing strip, Lydia.

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- You're Miss Price of Hammersmith.
- Yes.

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Standard... pubic topiary.

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I thought you felt funny. I often get
into bed with Lizzy in the night.

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The fit of her britches is
extraordinary.

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The britches are as nothing,
but an hour...
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- Good morning.
- Good morning, Miss Price.
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- Did you sleep?
- I did. Thank you.
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Please, sit here next to me.
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I'm Jane. My sisters
I think you've already met.
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There is chocolate
and green tea and marmalade,
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for which Hill makes exceptional
toast.
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I'm sorry we cannot offer you
anything more amusing.
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It all sounds... heavenly.
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Your tunic, Miss Price,
it is what is worn in town this season?
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- I think it very fine.
- Kitty, you are importunate.
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I am starved of fashion, is all.
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This is... otter-hunting kit.
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Goodness! Are otters
routinely hunted in Hammersmith?
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Oh, yes.

Oh, Mr Bingley.
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The belt therefore is
for the attachment of knives?

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It is unutterably kind of you to call.

240
00:17:41,960 --> 00:17:46,556
Absolutely. My proper clothes
are... you know, coming.

255
00:18:33,720 --> 00:18:36,837
Common courtesy, madam,
neighbours... so forth.

241
00:17:46,600 --> 00:17:51,071
I shouldn't bother. In this house,
we may as well take the veil.

256
00:18:43,680 --> 00:18:47,753
Ah, Bingley.
welcome, sir, to the asylum.

242
00:17:51,120 --> 00:17:54,999
All Papa has to do, Jane, is call
on Mr Bingley. It's not arduous.

257
00:18:47,800 --> 00:18:50,837
What, finished already?
You have devoured Rousseau apace.

243
00:17:55,040 --> 00:17:58,112
Yet to punish us being
flibbertigibbets, he will not.

258
00:18:50,880 --> 00:18:52,916
I found him eminently digestible.

244
00:17:58,160 --> 00:18:00,549
- I think you'll find that...

259
00:18:52,960 --> 00:18:55,713
- You gentlemen are acquainted?
- we've known each other hours.

245
00:18:00,600 --> 00:18:03,956
- Um...
- Oh, Mr Bennet!

260
00:18:55,760 --> 00:18:58,513
We lend each other books.
It is practically a marriage.

246
00:18:04,760 --> 00:18:07,558
My mother, Miss Price,
is a little indisposed this morning.

261
00:18:58,560 --> 00:18:59,675
That's Mrs Bennet!

247
00:18:07,600 --> 00:18:09,352
I'm sorry to hear that.

262
00:18:59,720 --> 00:19:02,757
- You did not say, Mr Bennet.
- I lacked the opportunity.

248
00:18:09,400 --> 00:18:12,073
- She suffers from her nerves.
- Yes.

263
00:19:02,800 --> 00:19:05,633
Mr Bingley,
and, yes, he's looking at Jane.

249
00:18:12,120 --> 00:18:15,271
- Have you met my mother?
- I've, um...

264
00:19:05,680 --> 00:19:08,877
If you've words to say
in this house, speak 'em up sharp.

250
00:18:15,320 --> 00:18:17,311
yet to have that pleasure.

265
00:19:08,920 --> 00:19:11,673
Now let us sort the sheep
from the goats.

251
00:18:19,880 --> 00:18:23,270
- Who's that?
- He sits his horse well.
252
00:18:23,320 --> 00:18:25,151
I'll tell you exactly who that is.
253
00:18:27,200 --> 00:18:28,997

266
00:19:11,720 --> 00:19:14,632
My daughters Jane, Mary, Kitty,
Lydia.
267
00:19:14,680 --> 00:19:17,478
Elizabeth, the very goatiest,
is not here.

268
00:19:17,520 --> 00:19:20,671
In her stead we have Miss Amanda
Price.
269
00:19:26,160 --> 00:19:29,072
Oh. Charmed.
270
00:19:29,120 --> 00:19:30,348
Charmed.
271
00:19:30,400 --> 00:19:33,597
- Miss Price is of Hammersmith.
- Really?
272
00:19:33,640 --> 00:19:36,871
- Excellent fox-hunting country, I
hear.
- well furnished with otters.
273
00:19:36,920 --> 00:19:38,433
- Shush.
- Undoubtedly.
274
00:19:38,480 --> 00:19:40,914
Elizabeth is presently
to be found disporting
275
00:19:40,960 --> 00:19:44,350
in the otter-strewn thoroughfares
of Hammersmith.
276
00:19:44,400 --> 00:19:47,039
Miss Price will explain.
277
00:19:52,760 --> 00:19:54,876
Lizzy's gone to my place.
278
00:19:54,920 --> 00:19:56,638
She's, um...
279
00:19:56,680 --> 00:19:58,955
as it were...
280
00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:00,797
trying to write a book.
281
00:20:00,840 --> 00:20:02,353
Mm, a novel.
282
00:20:02,400 --> 00:20:05,517
She's tried to write it here,
283
00:20:05,560 --> 00:20:09,109

but she finds the life

of the house distracting.
284
00:20:09,160 --> 00:20:14,280
My place, it seemed logical that she
should dig in there for a day or two.
285
00:20:14,320 --> 00:20:15,912
Get something down on paper.
286
00:20:15,960 --> 00:20:18,679
She intimated to me
she would be gone for weeks.

rooms?
299
00:20:58,920 --> 00:21:01,036
Royally disposed, Mrs Bennet.
300
00:21:01,080 --> 00:21:03,833
I've summoned hordes of friends
from London. Quite a party.
301
00:21:03,880 --> 00:21:06,952
- He means Darcy.
- Did you hear this?

287
00:20:18,720 --> 00:20:21,154
Did she? well...

302
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:10,675
One that could only be enhanced
should you consent to join it.

288
00:20:22,840 --> 00:20:24,876
anyway, we've...

303
00:21:12,800 --> 00:21:14,995
All of you.

289
00:20:24,920 --> 00:20:27,150
done a sort of swap.

304
00:21:15,680 --> 00:21:19,753
Too kind, sir,
but I must beg to be excused.

290
00:20:28,120 --> 00:20:32,159
She's there and I'm, um... here.
291
00:20:32,200 --> 00:20:37,354
But why, Mr Bennet,
at such a time like this with...
292
00:20:37,400 --> 00:20:41,518
Lizzy begs your forgiveness for not
explaining these plans more
thoroughly.
293
00:20:41,560 --> 00:20:43,835
I... I think she wanted it to be a...
294
00:20:43,880 --> 00:20:46,758
you know, surprise.
295
00:20:47,360 --> 00:20:51,148
I call it a marvellous idea, writin'.
All in favour of that.
296
00:20:51,200 --> 00:20:53,270
Mr Bingley.
297
00:20:53,320 --> 00:20:57,074
Are you at all disposed
to join the dancing
298
00:20:57,120 --> 00:20:58,872
tomorrow night at the assembly

305
00:21:19,800 --> 00:21:22,917
Large gatherings of society
bring me out in hives...
306
00:21:22,960 --> 00:21:25,394
- Oh.
-.. as do small gatherings.
307
00:21:27,160 --> 00:21:30,391
Stop looking at me, Bingley.
Look at Jane.
308
00:21:30,440 --> 00:21:34,194
It is a pity that Miss Price's
portmanteau has failed to appear.
309
00:21:34,240 --> 00:21:37,073
We must endeavour
to furnish her with clothes
310
00:21:37,120 --> 00:21:40,874
that are a little less
provoking of attention.
311
00:21:42,520 --> 00:21:45,159
It's all so exciting.
312
00:21:47,760 --> 00:21:50,320
Lizzy made this for herself.
313

00:21:50,360 --> 00:21:51,349

It's lovely.

00:22:53,840 --> 00:22:55,796

Are we going to church?

314
00:21:53,680 --> 00:21:56,114
What are you thinking, Miss Bennet?

329
00:22:55,840 --> 00:22:58,638
Does it have architectural merit?

315
00:21:56,160 --> 00:21:59,391
I'm thinking how pretty you shall be
for Mr Bingley tomorrow.

330
00:22:58,680 --> 00:23:01,831
Probably not. But I doubt
that's the point of attendance.

316
00:21:59,440 --> 00:22:02,671
Never mind the Bingley,
bring on the Darcy.

331
00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:05,919
What is to be done with my brother,
Mr Darcy? He has doubts.

317
00:22:02,720 --> 00:22:05,109
He's the one we want to see.

332
00:23:07,440 --> 00:23:10,352
A gentleman knows God believes in
him.

318
00:22:05,160 --> 00:22:08,948
You know this gentleman
to be part of Mr Bingley's party?
319
00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:12,197
I'm guessing out loud. Terrible habit.
320
00:22:13,680 --> 00:22:17,753
I must say, Mr Bingley
seemed a very nice man.
321
00:22:17,800 --> 00:22:21,076
- He'd be a good person to marry.
- Mm.
322
00:22:21,120 --> 00:22:23,953
I'd quite like to clean my teeth.
Is that possible?
323
00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:25,433
Of course.
324
00:22:27,600 --> 00:22:30,239
The instruments
are all ready before you.
325
00:22:30,280 --> 00:22:35,070
See, I've brought birch twigs,
powdered
salt and a fresh block of chalk.

333
00:23:10,400 --> 00:23:13,790
It is his duty to return the compliment.
334
00:23:13,840 --> 00:23:18,118
Well, I, however, desire the
compliment
of your sitting down with me.
335
00:23:18,160 --> 00:23:20,196
You would rather stand in church
336
00:23:20,240 --> 00:23:23,630
and have all of the local womanhood
fall in love with you.
337
00:23:23,680 --> 00:23:27,468
How we look forward to meeting
these fascinating Bennets and Prices
338
00:23:27,520 --> 00:23:28,919
at tomorrow's ball.
339
00:23:28,960 --> 00:23:32,919
- Caroline.
- You must play cards with your
sister.
340
00:23:36,520 --> 00:23:38,750
Poor Charles.

326
00:22:35,120 --> 00:22:37,759
Right. Thank you. Mm.

341
00:23:43,040 --> 00:23:45,315
Do you have a Psalter, Miss Price?

327
00:22:38,760 --> 00:22:40,432
Splendid.

342
00:23:45,360 --> 00:23:48,557
Er... is that like a picnic thing
for seasoning sandwiches?

328

343
00:23:48,600 --> 00:23:50,511
More for the recitation of Psalms.
344
00:23:52,080 --> 00:23:54,469
Not on me.
345
00:23:55,280 --> 00:23:57,077
How kind. Huh!
346
00:24:00,200 --> 00:24:02,555
Mm.
347
00:24:02,600 --> 00:24:05,273
Look, you have to tell me.
348
00:24:05,320 --> 00:24:09,199
Has there been anyone else like me
turning up here?
349
00:24:09,240 --> 00:24:11,231
Like you, Miss Price?
350
00:24:11,280 --> 00:24:15,034
Bit odd, talks funny,
doesn't know how things operate.
351
00:24:16,040 --> 00:24:18,235
Not really.
352
00:24:27,360 --> 00:24:30,830
I thought for a minute
you were wearing contact lenses.
353
00:24:30,880 --> 00:24:33,758
How do you get those... ringlets?
354
00:24:33,800 --> 00:24:35,836
By the application of hot irons.
355
00:24:35,880 --> 00:24:37,950
I'd be delighted to arrange yours
if you'd let me.
356
00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:42,630
No. I may be losing grip on reality,
but I'm still in control of my hair.
357
00:24:44,320 --> 00:24:48,074
- Ow!
- Sorry. Just checking.
358
00:24:48,880 --> 00:24:51,030
What's a sandwich?

359
00:24:52,760 --> 00:24:57,629
- Mr Collins is a parson.
- Our father's cousin. He owns us.
360
00:24:57,680 --> 00:25:00,353
Longbourn is entailed to him.
361
00:25:00,400 --> 00:25:03,551
Were Papa to die, Mr Collins
could put us out like that.
362
00:25:03,600 --> 00:25:07,388
Therefore must we marry
to be forearmed against the worst.
363
00:25:07,440 --> 00:25:11,194
I should have thought Lizzy
might have told you about Mr Collins.
364
00:25:11,240 --> 00:25:14,152
She talks of little else
to that fat old sow Ambrosia.
365
00:25:14,200 --> 00:25:17,556
- Oh...
- we've never met him, of course.
366
00:25:17,600 --> 00:25:19,830
He might be tremendously handsome.
367
00:25:19,880 --> 00:25:21,836
I wouldn't get your hopes up.
368
00:25:21,880 --> 00:25:25,475
Do you expect to receive
an offer of marriage, Miss Price?
369
00:25:25,520 --> 00:25:28,398
- Matter of fact, I just had one.
- No!
370
00:25:28,440 --> 00:25:31,432
- what reply did you make?
- I turned him down.
371
00:25:32,560 --> 00:25:35,279
Well, I didn't believe he loved me.
372
00:25:41,920 --> 00:25:44,434
- Kitty, pass me your kneeler.
- why?
373
00:25:44,480 --> 00:25:47,995

You must forgive my accosting you

thus
but we have not been presented.
374
00:25:48,040 --> 00:25:51,794
- You're Charlotte Lucas.
- You see you've utterly beguiled me.
375
00:25:51,840 --> 00:25:55,515
Kitty here tells me, "That lady
is Lizzy's friend Miss Price,"
376
00:25:55,560 --> 00:25:57,949
And I'm at once consumed with
jealousy
377
00:25:58,000 --> 00:26:01,959
for Lizzy has never told me of you
yet you know my name before it is
said.
378
00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:04,514
Wherefore did Lizzy neglect to tell
me
about this book?
379
00:26:04,560 --> 00:26:06,198
I never knew her start it.
380
00:26:06,240 --> 00:26:10,358
Well, she didn't confide in me either.
Originally.
381
00:26:10,400 --> 00:26:12,436
I myself got it from somebody else.
382
00:26:12,480 --> 00:26:14,596
Worse and worse.

388
00:26:34,400 --> 00:26:37,870
Lady Ambrosia is, after all,
a corpulent female pig.
389
00:26:39,280 --> 00:26:42,829
What sort of trick
is this, Miss Lucas?
390
00:26:42,880 --> 00:26:45,440
What sort of trick are you, Miss
Price?
391
00:26:52,960 --> 00:26:54,951
It vexes me exceptionally
392
00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:58,197
that Elizabeth should choose
to be abroad at such a time as this.
393
00:26:58,240 --> 00:26:59,992
And Hammersmith, Mr Bennet.
394
00:27:00,040 --> 00:27:03,157
Is... is Hammersmith
a likely sort of place?
395
00:27:03,200 --> 00:27:04,952
I was not aware it was abroad,
396
00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:08,549
but I salute your superior
command of geography.
397
00:27:08,600 --> 00:27:10,079
Ah.

383
00:26:14,640 --> 00:26:17,154
Wicked Lizzy offends us both.

398
00:27:11,080 --> 00:27:14,595
We are arrived, Miss Price,
at a particularly fine prospect.

384
00:26:17,200 --> 00:26:19,236
Who told you of the book?

399
00:27:16,220 --> 00:27:18,939
Netherfield Park.

385
00:26:19,280 --> 00:26:22,192
Er... Lady Ambrosia.

400
00:27:18,980 --> 00:27:23,815
According to disposition one can
marvel
at the delicate masonry of the
windows

386
00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:30,314
How... characteristically eccentric
of our friend to have confided in her,
387
00:26:30,360 --> 00:26:34,353
but odder still for Ambrosia
to have discussed it with you.

401
00:27:23,860 --> 00:27:26,090
or thrill to the wealth of the tenant.
402
00:27:26,140 --> 00:27:30,691

I learned in church from Mrs Lucas

that chiefest among Mr Bingley's
guests
403
00:27:30,740 --> 00:27:34,335
is Mr Fitzwilliam Darcy, of
Pemberley.
404
00:27:34,380 --> 00:27:36,052
I have attended the disclosure

Elizabeth who shall be married.

417
00:28:15,660 --> 00:28:18,174
Elizabeth's not here.
418
00:28:27,600 --> 00:28:30,433
Elizabeth. Elizabeth!
419
00:28:31,200 --> 00:28:33,077
I am not... you.

405
00:27:36,100 --> 00:27:39,854
with the reverence befitting
all your utterances, my dear.

420
00:28:33,120 --> 00:28:34,997
You should be here.

406
00:27:39,900 --> 00:27:42,016
Now kindly explain it to me.

421
00:28:36,720 --> 00:28:38,312
Oh!

407
00:27:42,060 --> 00:27:44,255
Darcy!

422
00:28:38,360 --> 00:28:40,396
There's going to be a ball.

408
00:27:44,300 --> 00:27:48,009
- Pemberley! why, 10,000 a year!
- 10,000!

423
00:28:40,440 --> 00:28:42,908
At the ball you meet Darcy.

409
00:27:48,060 --> 00:27:51,257
My joy, accordingly, is unconfined.

424
00:28:42,960 --> 00:28:46,430
You have to meet Darcy.
Do you understand?

410
00:27:51,300 --> 00:27:55,657
Jane, it appears you must now marry
Mr Darcy instead of Mr Bingley.

425
00:28:46,480 --> 00:28:49,756
You have to meet him, Elizabeth.
It's what happens.

411
00:27:55,700 --> 00:27:58,737
It is not presently my plan,
sir, to marry either gentleman.

426
00:28:54,120 --> 00:28:58,716
Oh, I'm so looking forward
to the prospect of Mr Fitzwilliam
Darcy.

412
00:27:58,780 --> 00:28:01,135
No, but it is your mother's
so choose your hymns.

427
00:28:59,520 --> 00:29:01,590
- I hate a man with too much money.
- Mary!

413
00:28:01,180 --> 00:28:05,139
What say you, Miss Price?
Shall Jane be wedded to this Mr
Darcy?

428
00:29:01,640 --> 00:29:06,714
That's very modern, and I daresay
very clever, but you will oblige me.

414
00:28:05,180 --> 00:28:07,455
Oh, Kitty, you are overstimulated!

429
00:29:08,720 --> 00:29:11,598
Last-minute lippy, for luck.

415
00:28:07,500 --> 00:28:10,970
But Miss Price is quite Delphic,
Mother.
She prefigures all.

430
00:29:11,640 --> 00:29:13,596
It's all the rage in Hammersmith.

416
00:28:11,020 --> 00:28:15,616
I have no idea. Perhaps it is

431
00:29:16,400 --> 00:29:19,915
This evening, Miss Bennet,
make sure you dance with Mr
Bingley.

432
00:29:19,960 --> 00:29:21,598
It's important.
433
00:29:21,640 --> 00:29:26,430
Miss Price, you... you really
are alarming. Explain your meaning.
434
00:29:26,480 --> 00:29:29,552
I can't. I don't know
what will happen if I do.
435
00:29:29,600 --> 00:29:33,229
I'm just saying tonight
is supposed to be fun.
436
00:29:33,280 --> 00:29:35,589
So have a lovely time,
437
00:29:35,640 --> 00:29:37,232
with Bingley.
438
00:29:37,280 --> 00:29:38,679
Let's get to work.
439
00:29:38,720 --> 00:29:41,473
- Girls!
440
00:29:41,520 --> 00:29:44,432
Oh, it's a post.
441
00:29:53,880 --> 00:29:57,668
Ladies! How very splendid you all
look.
442
00:29:57,720 --> 00:29:59,836
I'm so pleased you've come.
443
00:30:07,280 --> 00:30:09,919
Will you excuse me, Mr Bingley?
444
00:30:13,560 --> 00:30:16,120
I think we all feel
it would have been preferable
445
00:30:16,160 --> 00:30:18,151
had Miss Price remained
in Hammersmith
446
00:30:18,200 --> 00:30:21,795
rather than perplexing us here
with her radical manners.
447

00:30:21,840 --> 00:30:23,956

I disagree cordially, Mrs Bennet.
448
00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:26,639
I find your guest... refreshing.
449
00:30:30,400 --> 00:30:33,517
- Thank you. what is this, wine?
- Punch, madam.
450
00:30:33,560 --> 00:30:35,551
Oh, no, don't go away.
451
00:30:37,800 --> 00:30:39,791
Bit thirsty. Hm!
452
00:30:49,320 --> 00:30:52,232
Miss Price, allow me
to introduce Miss Bingley.

Miss Price, you are quite flushed.

463
00:31:25,920 --> 00:31:28,832
Another refreshing glass, perhaps?
464
00:31:31,640 --> 00:31:35,349
- Ooh.
- we're both in a dream, Miss Price.
465
00:31:35,400 --> 00:31:37,197
More than you know, Mr Bingley.
466
00:31:37,240 --> 00:31:40,073
Now we have collided so fortuitously,
467
00:31:40,120 --> 00:31:43,510
may I beg the honour
of the next excursion?

453
00:30:55,320 --> 00:30:57,390
How do you do?

468
00:31:43,560 --> 00:31:49,078
You want to dance? Oh, er...
I'm afraid that's, um... not possible.

454
00:30:57,440 --> 00:31:01,513
I am not choking, which must
be counted in one's favour.

469
00:31:49,120 --> 00:31:52,829
- You cannot dance a quadrille?
- I cannot dance a quadrille.

455
00:31:02,680 --> 00:31:04,955
You're Charles's sister.

470
00:31:52,880 --> 00:31:55,838
Then it shall be my happy duty
to educate you.

456
00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:06,752
One cannot deny the accusation,
457
00:31:06,800 --> 00:31:09,758
however unused to being defined
in terms of one's brother.
458
00:31:09,800 --> 00:31:12,678
No accusation, Caroline.
Your brother's a gentleman.
459
00:31:14,520 --> 00:31:16,272
- Miss, um...
- Lucas.
460
00:31:16,320 --> 00:31:19,073
Lucas tells me you're come up
from town, Miss Price.
461
00:31:19,120 --> 00:31:22,112
- Hammersmith.
- Oh.
462
00:31:23,520 --> 00:31:25,875

471
00:31:55,880 --> 00:32:00,351
Alas, that unrewarding task
has been claimed by another.
472
00:32:00,400 --> 00:32:02,152
- Another?
- Mm-hm.
473
00:32:02,200 --> 00:32:06,193
I fear there may have to be a duel.
who is to be your dancing master?
474
00:32:06,240 --> 00:32:09,152
- Name the dog.
- Don't say it.
475
00:32:09,200 --> 00:32:10,519
Mr Darcy.
476
00:32:10,560 --> 00:32:13,120
- Darcy?
-You said it.
477

00:32:13,160 --> 00:32:16,550

Are you certain you have that aright,
Miss Price?
478
00:32:16,600 --> 00:32:18,591
Darcy!
479
00:32:22,040 --> 00:32:24,270
Darcy!
480
00:32:27,040 --> 00:32:31,113
A most grievous slur
has been cast upon your character.
481
00:32:31,160 --> 00:32:35,836
Miss Price says she won't dance with
me because you've already asked her.
482
00:32:43,040 --> 00:32:47,238
- Yes.
- Yes? what fresh lunacy is this, sir?
483
00:32:47,280 --> 00:32:50,431
You've never lifted a hoof
to dance in your life.
484
00:32:50,480 --> 00:32:52,596
Until this evening,
I'd not had the honour
485
00:32:52,640 --> 00:32:54,596
of being acquainted with Miss Price.
486
00:32:54,640 --> 00:32:59,236
This is an event of some significance,
Miss Price. Quite unprecedented.
487
00:32:59,280 --> 00:33:03,796
He regards forms of sudden
locomotion
as emblematic of ill breeding.
488
00:33:03,840 --> 00:33:07,913
Hunting, tennis,
rising precipitately from a chair.
489
00:33:07,960 --> 00:33:10,679
When Miss Price and I dance,
there shall be nothing sudden.
490
00:33:10,720 --> 00:33:14,156
I can't dance... this sort of dance.
491
00:33:14,200 --> 00:33:17,237
Nor I. Together

we shall make a shambles.

Oh, gosh!

So I'm a little...

492
00:33:17,280 --> 00:33:21,068
But we shall do it with such authority
they will stare at us to learn the step.

508
00:35:03,560 --> 00:35:05,278
- Miss Price, I...
- Mr Bingley...

524
00:35:54,880 --> 00:35:57,440
disappointed in myself, Mr Bingley.

493
00:33:21,120 --> 00:33:22,269
Madam?

509
00:35:05,320 --> 00:35:07,311
How can I begin?

494
00:33:22,320 --> 00:33:24,709
- Oh, um...
- Oh.

510
00:35:07,360 --> 00:35:11,831
You and I, we come from...
very different worlds,

495
00:33:53,360 --> 00:33:55,237
I don't know what to say.

511
00:35:11,880 --> 00:35:15,429
more different than
you could possibly imagine.

496
00:33:55,280 --> 00:33:59,717
Fortunately,
we are obliged only to dance.

512
00:35:15,480 --> 00:35:18,074
Miss Price...

497
00:33:59,760 --> 00:34:01,671
Look at Miss Price dancing.

513
00:35:18,120 --> 00:35:20,395
In my world, Mr Bingley,

498
00:34:08,880 --> 00:34:10,598
Why did you say yes?

514
00:35:20,440 --> 00:35:23,876
all I ever do is dream
about the loveliness of your world...

525
00:35:57,480 --> 00:36:02,156
I feel like those guys
who discovered that Stone Age tribe,
526
00:36:02,200 --> 00:36:04,953
then gave them the common cold,
527
00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:06,752
wiped them out.
528
00:36:06,800 --> 00:36:08,392
Miss Price, I...
529
00:36:11,880 --> 00:36:13,438
No doubt, Miss Bingley,
530
00:36:13,480 --> 00:36:16,552
you and your brother find
these young provincial gentlemen
531
00:36:16,600 --> 00:36:19,034
lacking in metropolitan refinement?

499
00:34:10,640 --> 00:34:13,279
To spare my friend
the humiliation you contrived for him.

515
00:35:25,240 --> 00:35:28,550
.. the stately, elegant rituals

500
00:34:13,320 --> 00:34:15,197
I didn't seek to humiliate Mr Bingley.

516
00:35:28,600 --> 00:35:31,876
and pace of courtship,

532
00:36:19,080 --> 00:36:22,959
Oh, the young gentlemen we find the
acme
of particularity and taste.

501
00:34:15,240 --> 00:34:18,949
Then your refusal to dance with him
was most ill-adapted to its purpose.

517
00:35:31,920 --> 00:35:35,913
of lovemaking, as you call it,
under the gaze of chaperones,

533
00:36:23,960 --> 00:36:27,350
It is the ladies of the country
whose crassness is unparalleled.

502
00:34:25,400 --> 00:34:28,119
I'm drunk. I need a fag.

518
00:35:35,960 --> 00:35:39,396
of happiness against all odds,

534
00:36:28,400 --> 00:36:29,833
As the mother of many daughters

503
00:34:28,160 --> 00:34:30,390
I've got one fag.

519
00:35:39,440 --> 00:35:42,750
and... and marriage.

535
00:36:29,880 --> 00:36:33,111
you must find it wearying
to have to lead by example.

504
00:34:39,320 --> 00:34:41,788
Everything I do is wrong. Everything.

520
00:35:43,760 --> 00:35:45,955
Here I am,

505
00:34:42,840 --> 00:34:45,354
Please, God, I want to go home.

521
00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:48,594
I talk to you for two minutes,

506
00:34:46,760 --> 00:34:49,035
You even breathe fire.

522
00:35:48,640 --> 00:35:51,074
I kiss you and you... you...

507
00:34:57,360 --> 00:34:59,715

523
00:35:52,040 --> 00:35:54,838

536
00:36:33,160 --> 00:36:36,311
I do, Miss Bingley. I do!
537
00:36:51,680 --> 00:36:54,148
Miss Price, a word.
538
00:36:54,200 --> 00:36:57,590
According to the laws
of Christian hospitality, Miss Price,

539
00:36:57,640 --> 00:36:59,631
I may not turn you out of my house.
540
00:36:59,680 --> 00:37:02,877
Instead, I shall favour you
with a warning.

554
00:37:58,240 --> 00:38:01,676
- The carriage fills with freezing air.
- Shh!
555
00:38:11,240 --> 00:38:13,117
Elizabeth!

541
00:37:02,920 --> 00:37:06,993
I do not know how a person like you
comes to be so friend-like with Lizzy.

556
00:38:13,160 --> 00:38:14,275
It's all going...

542
00:37:07,040 --> 00:37:09,508
I fear your influence on her.

557
00:38:14,320 --> 00:38:17,118
completely... tits-up.

543
00:37:09,560 --> 00:37:13,792
But as to my other daughters
who remain in my care, hear this.

558
00:38:17,160 --> 00:38:20,118
Bingley couldn't even
see Jane under his...

544
00:37:14,800 --> 00:37:17,268
- Do not obstruct them.
- I promise you...

559
00:38:20,160 --> 00:38:21,991
Oh! Elizabeth!

545
00:37:17,320 --> 00:37:21,359
It is not necessary for you to speak.
Just listen.
546
00:37:21,400 --> 00:37:25,393
Do not obstruct any one of them
in her quest for a propitious marriage.
547
00:37:25,440 --> 00:37:27,635
If you do and my estate
is lost because of it,
548
00:37:27,680 --> 00:37:32,071
something may come over you,
Miss Price, like a thief in the night,
549
00:37:32,120 --> 00:37:35,237
which may not be quite so agreeable.
550
00:37:35,280 --> 00:37:39,159
Well, you're a real ball-breaker.
Sorry, you don't know what that...
551
00:37:39,200 --> 00:37:43,239
I understand the sense of your speech
well enough, Miss Price.
552
00:37:43,280 --> 00:37:45,077
Do you understand mine?
553
00:37:55,240 --> 00:37:58,198
I would dance but it's impossible.

560
00:38:22,040 --> 00:38:24,156
Open this door!
561
00:38:37,240 --> 00:38:39,037
"My dear father,
562
00:38:39,080 --> 00:38:40,832
"l pray you, sir,
not to trouble your mind
563
00:38:40,880 --> 00:38:42,916
"about your most headstrong
daughter.
564
00:38:42,960 --> 00:38:45,428
"l quite flourish in Hammersmith.
565
00:38:45,480 --> 00:38:48,472
"l am minded to sojourn here
alone a while."
566
00:38:48,520 --> 00:38:52,672
Er..."alone" is underlined.
567
00:38:52,720 --> 00:38:56,474
"If I might be so presumptuous
as to offer advice to my own father,
568
00:38:56,520 --> 00:39:01,878
"then I would admonish him to pay
particular attention... to Miss Price.
569

00:39:01,920 --> 00:39:05,117

"She is intimately acquainted
with the doings of our family,
570
00:39:05,160 --> 00:39:10,029
"and I cordially believe her to be
its most devoted and formidable ally.
571
00:39:10,080 --> 00:39:14,915
"Trust her.
Your affectionate daughter,
Elizabeth."
572
00:39:17,960 --> 00:39:21,396
When Lizzy was ten years old,
I taught her to fly a kite.
573
00:39:22,640 --> 00:39:24,756
She soon mastered it.
574
00:39:25,760 --> 00:39:27,796
She stood between my arms...
575
00:39:28,800 --> 00:39:31,189
in front of me,
576
00:39:31,240 --> 00:39:33,231
and took the strain.
577
00:39:35,800 --> 00:39:38,314
I believe she has taken it ever since.
578
00:39:41,680 --> 00:39:43,830
But as for my trust,
579
00:39:46,720 --> 00:39:48,119
you have it.
580
00:39:56,220 --> 00:39:59,610
A rare thing, Miss Price,
but Kitty is quite right.
581
00:39:59,660 --> 00:40:02,049
- You are oracular.
- Hm-hm!
582
00:40:02,100 --> 00:40:06,696
You prophesied Mr Darcy
would attend the ball and he duly
came.
583
00:40:06,740 --> 00:40:09,573
Did he prove equal
to your expectations?

584
00:40:09,620 --> 00:40:11,770
Yes. And no.

599
00:41:06,580 --> 00:41:09,094
reassurance.

585
00:40:11,820 --> 00:40:14,732
I mean, he's not Colin Firth.

600
00:41:09,140 --> 00:41:10,892
At least to my father.

586
00:40:14,780 --> 00:40:16,930
But even Colin Firth isn't Colin Firth.

601
00:41:11,540 --> 00:41:13,610
And to me.

587
00:40:16,980 --> 00:40:20,495
They had to change the shape
of his head with make-up.

602
00:41:13,660 --> 00:41:15,776
It's very good to have you here.

588
00:40:20,540 --> 00:40:24,931
But, no, Mr Darcy
was pretty spectacularly unfriendly
589
00:40:24,980 --> 00:40:27,733
but that's what one would expect.
590
00:40:27,780 --> 00:40:31,329
Physically, he fills
his britches pretty well,
591
00:40:31,380 --> 00:40:34,417
but he doesn't, you know, float my
boat.
592
00:40:34,460 --> 00:40:38,248
All that... aristocratic languor.
593
00:40:38,300 --> 00:40:42,293
I know he can't help it, but it's really
not very attractive. To me.
594
00:40:42,340 --> 00:40:45,412
He does not... float your boat?
595
00:40:45,460 --> 00:40:49,089
An expression current in
Hammersmith,
never to be used in front of Lydia.
596
00:40:53,060 --> 00:40:57,736
Without Lizzy, the equilibrium
of this house is... fragile.
597
00:40:58,820 --> 00:41:01,334
It is fruitless to pretend otherwise.
598
00:41:02,300 --> 00:41:05,531
However, your presence among us
affords a certain...

603
00:41:15,820 --> 00:41:17,617
Thank you.
604
00:41:17,660 --> 00:41:21,699
I'm... glad I can be of service to you,
while I'm here.
605
00:41:22,740 --> 00:41:25,732
It is not service, Miss Price,
606
00:41:25,780 --> 00:41:28,089
it is friendship.
607
00:41:28,140 --> 00:41:29,937
Yes.
608
00:41:34,380 --> 00:41:36,018
Yes, it is.
609
00:41:39,780 --> 00:41:43,614
OK, I have no idea
how to fix this book,
610
00:41:43,660 --> 00:41:47,369
and I cannot sew this bloody pew
thing
without stabbing myself in the hand.
611
00:41:52,020 --> 00:41:54,534
Ah, Miss Lucas,
how convenient you are.
612
00:41:54,580 --> 00:41:57,458
How glad I am of that, Mrs Bennet.
613
00:41:57,500 --> 00:41:59,570
This is all most industrious.
614
00:41:59,620 --> 00:42:03,329
Miss Price, alas, is a stranger
to handiwork for the church.

615
00:42:03,380 --> 00:42:07,658
I'm sure she would bless you,
were you to take charge of her
kneeler.
616
00:42:07,700 --> 00:42:11,613
I may need to unpick all this
and start again, Miss Price.
617
00:42:13,260 --> 00:42:17,731
- Elizabeth sends news?
- She writes to her father, not to me.
618
00:42:17,780 --> 00:42:22,410
She clearly intends to stay
in Hammersmith indefinitely.
619
00:42:22,460 --> 00:42:25,850
And how long do you plan
to stay here, Miss Price?
620
00:42:25,900 --> 00:42:29,973
I intend to trespass on the hospitality
of this household for, er...
621
00:42:30,020 --> 00:42:32,614
for not much more...
622
00:42:32,660 --> 00:42:34,298
time.
623
00:42:35,580 --> 00:42:37,889
I hope you stay forever.
624
00:42:39,540 --> 00:42:41,895
Church has had enough from me for
today.
625
00:42:41,940 --> 00:42:43,214
Let us have tea.
626
00:42:48,060 --> 00:42:50,699
Mr Bennet...
627
00:42:50,740 --> 00:42:53,732
Do you show me your finger
because it is injured?
628
00:42:54,860 --> 00:42:58,773
I wish to know, Mr Bennet, how long
Miss Price is to remain our guest.
629
00:43:00,940 --> 00:43:04,853

She does not materially contribute

to the running of this household.
630
00:43:04,900 --> 00:43:09,132
She is unkempt and indelicate...
and not at all couth!
631
00:43:10,820 --> 00:43:14,449
She is upsetting the servants
with all manner of improper remarks!
632
00:43:17,740 --> 00:43:19,093
Elizabeth.
633
00:43:19,140 --> 00:43:22,894
In the book, your mother sends Jane
to Netherfield on a horse in the rain.
634
00:43:22,940 --> 00:43:24,578
She gets a cold
and has to stay the night
635
00:43:24,620 --> 00:43:27,088
and that's how Bingley
falls in love with her.
636
00:43:27,140 --> 00:43:28,812
But it's not happening.
637
00:43:28,860 --> 00:43:31,135
Nothing's happening the way it
should.
638
00:43:32,140 --> 00:43:34,700
Right. I will do my best.
639
00:43:34,740 --> 00:43:36,571
OK?
640
00:43:36,620 --> 00:43:38,099
For Jane.
641
00:43:38,140 --> 00:43:42,850
Mr Bingley instructed you
to invite me to visit him?
642
00:43:42,900 --> 00:43:47,530
Some men find it hard to speak their
love, except through an intermediary.
643
00:43:47,580 --> 00:43:49,377
It's not uncommon.
644
00:43:49,420 --> 00:43:51,217

You must go.

645
00:43:51,260 --> 00:43:54,411
If I set off for Netherfield, Miss
Price, it will surely pour with rain.
646
00:43:54,460 --> 00:43:56,337
Look at the sky.
647
00:43:56,380 --> 00:43:59,850
The rain will be torrential,
and you will get very wet.
648
00:43:59,900 --> 00:44:02,414
This is all how it should be.
649
00:44:02,460 --> 00:44:04,371
Trust me.
650
00:44:07,420 --> 00:44:10,253
Where has my sister gone?
Netherfield.
651
00:44:10,300 --> 00:44:13,610
But there is to be heavy rain.
She'll be soaked and catch the grippe.
652
00:44:15,100 --> 00:44:18,376
But this is terrible. The infection goes
straight to her chest.
653
00:44:18,420 --> 00:44:20,934
The last time she contracted it...
654
00:44:20,980 --> 00:44:22,936
Oh, foolish girl! She does not know.
655
00:44:22,980 --> 00:44:26,768
- Doesn't know what?
- How close she was to death! Mama!
656
00:44:27,780 --> 00:44:29,054
Mama!
657
00:44:30,580 --> 00:44:33,458
- Miss Bennet!
658
00:44:33,500 --> 00:44:35,218
Miss Bennet!
659
00:44:36,020 --> 00:44:37,499
Jane!
660

00:44:37,540 --> 00:44:40,896

Jane has gone to Netherfield Park
in this weather
661
00:44:40,940 --> 00:44:43,500
and Miss Price pursues her!
662
00:44:44,540 --> 00:44:48,738
Are you so obtuse, Mr Bennet, that
you do not see what is the matter
here?
663
00:44:49,980 --> 00:44:53,177
She has gone to queer Jane's pitch!
664
00:44:53,220 --> 00:44:56,929
It is exciting when you bring the
language of the theatre into this house
665
00:44:56,980 --> 00:45:00,893
but might this room be returned
to the purpose for which it was
created?
666
00:45:01,980 --> 00:45:04,813
For me to sleep in undisturbed.
667
00:45:10,820 --> 00:45:13,812
The weather today is uncongenial.
668
00:45:13,860 --> 00:45:15,930
Is it?
669
00:45:15,980 --> 00:45:19,097
- One tends not to notice
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1
00:00:59,180 --> 00:01:00,818
Miss Bennet, you must be frozen.
2
00:01:03,980 --> 00:01:05,493
Sorry. Can you let me in?
3
00:01:10,500 --> 00:01:12,058
- Miss Price.
- Thank you.
4
00:01:12,100 --> 00:01:13,977
I do not understand.

5
00:01:14,020 --> 00:01:17,330
Miss Bennet came as you instructed.
6
00:01:18,380 --> 00:01:21,099
You invited her, yes? She came.
7
00:01:24,540 --> 00:01:27,259
Can you give me a hand?
8
00:01:31,580 --> 00:01:33,616
You must get this girl into bed.
9
00:01:41,380 --> 00:01:43,177
Her fever does not abate.
10
00:01:49,380 --> 00:01:53,055
It's paracetamol. They'll bring down
her temperature. Let's just...
11
00:01:53,100 --> 00:01:54,772
You sit up.
12
00:01:54,820 --> 00:01:56,333
Here you go.
Can you pass...?
13
00:02:02,700 --> 00:02:05,373
Charles, I've taken the Liberty
of ordering the phaeton
14
00:02:05,420 --> 00:02:08,298
- to take Miss Price back to
Longbourn.
- what?
15
00:02:08,340 --> 00:02:12,379
No, no, no, no. Miss Price must stay
here.
She is the best possible nurse.
16
00:02:13,540 --> 00:02:16,054
She has paracetamols.
17
00:02:17,060 --> 00:02:18,857
Then of course she must remain.
18
00:02:25,060 --> 00:02:26,778
Miss Price,
19
00:02:26,820 --> 00:02:29,698
the night we... spoke
20

00:02:29,740 --> 00:02:31,253

on the terrace,
21
00:02:31,300 --> 00:02:34,019
I must confess,
l cannot stop thinking of your lips,
of...
22
00:02:34,060 --> 00:02:36,130
God help me, Miss Price,
your tongue...

With me. Ever.

36
00:03:14,700 --> 00:03:17,453
It might, on the other hand,
37
00:03:17,500 --> 00:03:19,138
happen with her.
38
00:03:22,620 --> 00:03:26,215
Can't you see?
It's her you love, not me.

23
00:02:36,180 --> 00:02:39,138
Stay there. Stay.
I never meant for that to happen.

39
00:03:26,260 --> 00:03:28,490
Open your eyes, Mr Bingley,

24
00:02:39,180 --> 00:02:41,740
I'd been drinking. I was disorientated.

40
00:03:28,540 --> 00:03:29,939
and see.

25
00:02:41,780 --> 00:02:43,816
But I'm drawn to you.

41
00:03:51,380 --> 00:03:53,177
Thank you. Oh.

26
00:02:43,860 --> 00:02:45,088
I'm a man.

42
00:04:02,100 --> 00:04:04,216
I'm not that big on seafood.

27
00:02:45,140 --> 00:02:48,450
Well, I'm a woman and I'm drawn...

43
00:04:04,260 --> 00:04:08,458
Miss Price does not care for oysters.
You may bring her the next course.

28
00:02:48,500 --> 00:02:49,899
to other women.
29
00:02:55,260 --> 00:02:56,249
You...

44
00:04:12,180 --> 00:04:14,740
I have exchanged places, Mr Darcy,
45
00:04:14,780 --> 00:04:16,850
with my friend Elizabeth.

30
00:02:57,380 --> 00:03:00,816
You mean, there really are ladies
who...

46
00:04:16,900 --> 00:04:19,050
She is another sister of Miss Bennet.

31
00:03:02,100 --> 00:03:04,330
steer the punt from the Cambridge
end?

47
00:04:22,020 --> 00:04:26,093
I expect you've heard great reports
of Elizabeth's sparkling wit.

32
00:03:04,380 --> 00:03:05,608
You bet.

48
00:04:26,140 --> 00:04:27,539
About Miss Bennet,

33
00:03:05,660 --> 00:03:07,855
The other night I got carried away
and I'm sorry

49
00:04:27,580 --> 00:04:29,218
you lied.

34
00:03:07,900 --> 00:03:11,290
but nothing like it
is ever going to happen again.
35
00:03:11,340 --> 00:03:13,137

50
00:04:29,260 --> 00:04:30,295
Why?
51
00:04:30,340 --> 00:04:33,059
I know you're supposed to be abrupt
but that's a bit stark.

need to be brought together?

52
00:04:33,100 --> 00:04:34,419
I'm always stark with liars.
53
00:04:34,460 --> 00:04:37,611
Elizabeth, what can I say?
54
00:04:37,660 --> 00:04:40,413
You're welcome to him, miserable
sod.
55
00:04:44,100 --> 00:04:46,136
Miss Price, you have an appetite
56
00:04:46,180 --> 00:04:49,855
to be proceeding so quickly to the
larks,
ahead of Mr Darcy.
57
00:04:49,900 --> 00:04:53,131
Bring Miss Price another leash of
birds.
She is manifestly famished.
58
00:04:53,180 --> 00:04:54,169
Oh.
59
00:04:54,220 --> 00:04:55,812
Now I shall not say another word.
60
00:04:55,860 --> 00:04:59,330
Clearly I have interrupted
a most fluid and informed
conversation.
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- How does Miss Bennet, Charles?
- Better.
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Miss Price is most adroit
in her treatment of the sick.
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Mr Bingley, have you considered
giving a ball at Netherfield?
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Wouldn't it be a fun way
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to bring together people who...
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How I envy Miss Price, to be so
inspirited
by the mere thought of music
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that it quite sweeps away all anxiety
for her friend.
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After dinner you must play for us
at the pianoforte.
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No, no, no. I insist.
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I'm sorry I can't play.
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At this.
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The instrument is not to your
satisfaction?
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Charles, you must send for another
immediately.
She mean, she cannot play the piano.
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Any piano, is that the truth of it, Miss
Price?
How singular! But she can sing?
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Of course, she can sing. All ladies
can sing.
My sister shall accompany.
No!
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That won't be necessary.
I sing a song, my mother used to sing
to me, when I was little.
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What an instructive evening.
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If all else fails, Miss Price, you shall
not
want for supper, for you can sing.

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Good night, gentlemen.
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Money, the fortune to which you
aspire
in the immediate instance,
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may pass you by,
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but I am certain you shall not starve.
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No, I don't suppose I shall
on 27,000 a year.
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Brava, Miss Price.
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And whenever life
is gettin' me down,
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I shall be sure to go downtown.
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- Eh, Darcy?
- With alacrity.
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Do you perform, Mr Darcy?
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Not in your league, Miss Price.
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Whoa, smoulder alert!
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- I am for bed.
- Sleep well, madam.
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Miss Price, I have found it difficult
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to accommodate the knowledge of
your...
private disposition.

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However,
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I have directed my eyes as you
ordained,
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Miss Price.
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Mm, I'm hungry.
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Excellent. Excellent.
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I shall send at once for gammon and
eggs.
A brace of partridge.
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Nothing too substantial. You've been
ill.
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It may have seemed
that I was unaware of your nursing
me.
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I was not.
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I thank you for your kindness.
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00:09:10,180 --> 00:09:13,377
Of course I am quite delirious
with anxiety for Miss Bennet.
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With her sister Elizabeth
being away for so long,
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I am all behind, like a duck's tail.
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I understand your daughter
is sufficiently recovered to receive...
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Behold this tea!

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Does music give you pleasure,
Mr Darcy?
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Good music played with esprit
cannot fall to please.
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My daughter Mary
is prodigiously talented at music.
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Mr Darcy thinks of Miss Price
singing
when he speaks of esprit.

- Quite so, Mrs Bennet.

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From start to finish my brother's
every action has been unpardonable.
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Mr Bingley has been
the quiddity of kindness.
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With the permission of my hosts,
l am quite ready to return home.
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Come on, Bingers.

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The fact she has 27,000 a year

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Oh. Right you are. Um...

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does lend sparkle
to her dreariest utterance.

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I'll... bid you good day, madam.

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- what? who told you that?
- She did.
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Unbidden. Gleefully.
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Am I not ghoulishly indiscreet?
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- Hey.
- Oh, Jane.
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My heart has not beaten right
since I discovered you were gone.
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Oh. Oh!
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I would never have allowed you out
in such a storm.
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Mr Bingley, you are to be chided
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- for drawing her here.

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That was pathetic.
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Do you have brothers,
Miss Price?
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- One brother, Kevin.
- Oh.
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How lovely.
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Does Kevin share
your commodious residence?
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Oh, I wouldn't share a bag of chips
with Kev
if it could be avoided.
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He's pretty feral. He's 15.
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Why doesn't he take a horse?
He cannot ride.
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Why doesn't one of you take one?

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They're not saddled.
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To ride without a saddle
would be monstrously indelicate.
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On the subject of indelicacy,
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might I presume to advise you
as you have advised me?

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- I'm not fitted for Bingley.
- Mama!
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See, we are rescued!
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Oh, thank the Lord!
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Ladies.

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Look to Mr Darcy.

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I rather form the impression you are
satisfied
to meet his Majesty's militia.

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He is an insufferable, proud man
but he has qualities, he must have,

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Gentlemen, acquaint yourself with
the roof.

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that are not immediately apparent.

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We have acquired a most precious
cargo
that must be stowed within.

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He is, after all, the bosom friend
of Mr Bingley.
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The formidable size of Mr Darcy's
income
makes us silly in his eyes, I know.
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But you...

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To whom do we owe
the pleasure of this most felicitous
offer?

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Get used to that.
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The first duty of an officer is,
after all, gaiety.
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- Mr Bennet...
- My dear Mrs Bennet.
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How timely you are, at last.
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Allow me to introduce my cousin,
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Mr Collins.
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Ah.
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I am honoured, sir.
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I saw the carriage outside

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All felicity is entirely mine.

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- but I did not...
- Oh, no, naturally.

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You are too kind, Mr Wickham.

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Such a woman he could respect.

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Can I press you to take a dish of tea?

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Jane, Darcy is not for me.

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Alas, madam, we are indefatigable
in the defence of the realm,

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It is her destiny to be with him
and it's yours to be with Bingley.

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But I have not had the pleasure.

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00:12:46,260 --> 00:12:48,615
Captain Wickham, madam.

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Your own wealth
renders his fortune dwarfish.

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Darcy is for Elizabeth.

00:13:25,980 --> 00:13:27,572

Back off, Wickham, I know you.

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but I shall, if I may, call some other
day
to pay my respects.
169

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The phaeton is one of a fleet of 15
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Belonging to my patroness,
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Lady Catherine de Bourgh.
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She sent it me
specifically for the purpose.
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For the purpose, Mr Collins?

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Of visiting you, Mrs Bennet.
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And making the acquaintance
of your famously radiant daughters.
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00:14:23,700 --> 00:14:27,978
- Is it they I see peeking, I wonder?
- It is indeed.
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Lydia... Stand correctly.
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This is Lydia. And...
191
00:14:34,140 --> 00:14:36,449
Come girls. Come, come. This is
Kitty.
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And Mary.
193
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She is prodigiously talented at music.
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Oh.
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00:14:44,900 --> 00:14:47,095
And...
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Jane, my eldest daughter,
who has not been well
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and is not Looking her best.
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00:14:53,420 --> 00:14:55,570
Oh.
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00:14:57,980 --> 00:15:00,255
Dearest cousins, all.
200
00:15:00,300 --> 00:15:05,135
Mr Bennet, you must exult like a
sultan
when you gaze upon your adorable
Ladies.

201
00:15:06,780 --> 00:15:10,489
And this, therefore, is Miss Elizabeth.
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00:15:10,540 --> 00:15:12,849
Elizabeth is presently in town.

00:16:02,140 --> 00:16:05,496

Jane, you Lent Miss Price your silken
scarf.
Get it back.

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00:15:12,900 --> 00:15:14,618
At this time of year?

217
00:16:05,540 --> 00:16:10,568
For what is now afoot in this
household is
neither for her benefit nor her
entertainment.

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00:15:14,660 --> 00:15:18,096
Well, we shall not tell
Lady Catherine.

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00:16:10,620 --> 00:16:14,738
I cannot impress upon you all
that sufficient...

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00:15:19,780 --> 00:15:22,977
Her Ladyship is very firm
about the season.

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sufficiency...

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00:15:26,380 --> 00:15:29,611
Er, we have in her place
Miss Amanda Price.
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You will stay to dinner, Mr Collins?
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Mr Collins will stay the fortnight.
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- Is that not the plan?
- Oh, two whole weeks.
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We are so fortunate, Mr Bennet.

220
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Mr Collins must be given cause
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to bind himself to us,
222
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to love us, to...
223
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to love one of us in particular.
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Lord, let it be Kitty.
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Lydia.

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00:15:42,420 --> 00:15:46,379
- Indeed, the Lord has smiled upon us.
- Oh.

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Mama, he is not... comely.

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Girls.

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Do you think I jest?

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00:15:50,300 --> 00:15:52,609
Mary, your spectacles are filthy.

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00:16:37,260 --> 00:16:39,490
I do not jest.

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00:15:52,660 --> 00:15:56,539
Lydia, do you have St Vitus Dance?
I never beheld such a fidget.

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00:16:39,540 --> 00:16:43,818
The woman Mr Collins marries will
be mistress
of this house when your father is
dead.

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00:15:56,580 --> 00:16:02,098
Kitty, the drawing-up of phlegm
through the nose is not the action of a
Lady.
216

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Now think on that
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and go about your business.

00:17:35,220 --> 00:17:37,017

Big surprise, I have to.

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Collins,

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Lizzie has told you, then, of our
wretched
condition pertaining to our present
guest.

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on the page, OK, he's pretty bad.
234
00:16:54,980 --> 00:16:59,371
In the flesh he's all-time
king of the mingers.
235
00:16:59,420 --> 00:17:02,890
He squeezes himself
through his trouser pocket.
236
00:17:02,940 --> 00:17:05,613
You know the thing men do
when they think you can't see?
237
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And then he sniffs his fingers!
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Elizabeth, Listen.
239
00:17:10,340 --> 00:17:14,299
Collins is supposed
to marry Charlotte Lucas, OK?
240
00:17:14,340 --> 00:17:18,652
But your mother is just taking your
sisters
and just throwing them under him.
241
00:17:18,700 --> 00:17:19,894
And Jane...
242
00:17:19,940 --> 00:17:23,057
Jane's got to marry Bingley
and she thinks he doesn't give a damn.
243
00:17:23,100 --> 00:17:25,330
And frankly, he's not acting like he
does.
244
00:17:25,380 --> 00:17:29,055
He does but he's so bloody repressed,
he can't express it.
245
00:17:29,100 --> 00:17:32,615
I cannot do this without your help.
246

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00:17:43,620 --> 00:17:47,533
Mrs Bennet prescribes
plenty of advantageous marriage.
249
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It is a very sensible remedy
250
00:17:49,940 --> 00:17:52,818
and it makes me feel like
a whore monger.
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It's not whoremongering
to bring together people who are in
love.

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Not even the silliest of my daughters
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deserves the Promethean misery
of marriage to Collins.
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Mr Collins.
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Such a pretty day.
265
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You find me picking roses.
266
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Every rose would be this little hand
if it only could.
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Sir, you kiss my glove.

252
00:17:57,340 --> 00:17:59,570
To marry for money
is merely despicable.

268
00:19:03,260 --> 00:19:05,854
I would kiss your every garment.

253
00:18:00,540 --> 00:18:02,531
To marry for beauty,

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Charlotte... Miss Lucas.

254
00:18:03,460 --> 00:18:05,178
that is a great foolishness.

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00:19:15,140 --> 00:19:16,573
We need to talk.

255
00:18:06,020 --> 00:18:08,659
But my wife was a great beauty.

271
00:19:16,620 --> 00:19:20,329
You and I got off on the wrong foot.
You caught me out about the pig.

256
00:18:11,260 --> 00:18:14,935
Let your daughters marry for love
and everything else come right.
257
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Everything.
258
00:18:16,380 --> 00:18:20,373
Just... please don't allow any of them
to marry Mr Collins.
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In as much as it is in my power
to allow anything in this family,
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I shall strive to that end.

272
00:19:20,380 --> 00:19:22,211
It made you think I am a liar.
273
00:19:22,260 --> 00:19:24,171
But I did not lie to you about
Elizabeth.
274
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I don't know her the way that you
know
her but I know her very well.
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And she loves you, Charlotte.
You are her...
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dearest, dearest friend.
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This is all of a piece.

292
00:20:17,780 --> 00:20:21,932
But she's not the right person for you.
She just... isn't.

278
00:19:37,380 --> 00:19:40,178
I am plain and rebarbative.

293
00:20:21,980 --> 00:20:26,258
There is someone else here
who could give you love like no other.

279
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I'm 27 years old

294
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(Gasps)

280
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and I am lonely and...

295
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Jane.

281
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Listen, there is someone here
who's prepared to take you on.

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(Sobs)

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I mean, dying to meet you.
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Now move.
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Oh, no.
285
00:19:57,580 --> 00:20:00,731
- Mr Collins?
- Miss Price.
286
00:20:00,780 --> 00:20:05,058
- You're going to ruin those trousers.
- It is a possibility a man must face.
287
00:20:05,100 --> 00:20:07,853
- I fear, Miss Price, we intrude.
- That's exactly what we do.
288
00:20:07,900 --> 00:20:09,618
Mr Collins, I can't help noticing
289
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that you are about to ask Miss Bennet
here
to marry you.
290
00:20:13,220 --> 00:20:14,699
That would be a bad mistake.
291
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For the sake of her family,
she'd feel obliged to say yes.

297
00:20:40,340 --> 00:20:44,174
You bring Miss Lucas
to Lend you the courage to tell me
this.
298
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I brought her because...
No, no, no. what?
299
00:20:47,460 --> 00:20:49,371
No! The person I'm talking about...
300
00:20:49,420 --> 00:20:52,173
Lady Catherine
urged me to seek out spirit.
301
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"Seek out spirit, Mr Collins," she
cried.
302
00:20:54,860 --> 00:20:57,454
The person I'm talking about
is Charlotte Lucas.
303
00:20:57,500 --> 00:21:01,778
But she is not the person
of whom I speak, Miss Price.
304
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I wish you to instruct Miss Price
to quit this house.
305
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At once, sir.
306
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If you do not oblige me in this matter,

sir,
l believe I shall scream.
307
00:21:21,580 --> 00:21:23,491
I believe you shall.
308
00:21:24,260 --> 00:21:27,218
Allow me to distract you
with an observation.
309
00:21:27,260 --> 00:21:31,572
Miss Price just announced
her engagement to Mr Collins.
310
00:21:31,620 --> 00:21:33,372
There must be a reason for this.
311
00:21:33,420 --> 00:21:34,819
Though, I confess, I...
312
00:21:34,860 --> 00:21:38,011
The reason is to spit
on the territory of this deluded family.
313
00:21:38,060 --> 00:21:39,857
Do you not think, Mrs Bennet,
314
00:21:39,900 --> 00:21:43,210
it might be in the
interests of this "deluded family"
315
00:21:43,260 --> 00:21:45,728
To treat kindly the future Mrs
Collins?
316
00:21:45,780 --> 00:21:48,852
Our survival,
as you so assiduously remind me, my
dear,
317
00:21:48,900 --> 00:21:52,575
at frequent intervals, depends on
Mr Collins thinking of us with
affection.
318
00:21:52,620 --> 00:21:55,373
I'm not really going to
have to marry Collins, am I?
319
00:21:56,860 --> 00:21:58,578
Oh, God, I am.
320
00:21:59,980 --> 00:22:02,972
I'm bewitched.

I no longer have possession of my

soul.
321
00:22:03,020 --> 00:22:05,295
You must find that a nuisance.

335
00:22:44,060 --> 00:22:47,655
- Colossal. Has she accepted him?
- They are to be married within a
fortnight.

322
00:22:05,340 --> 00:22:07,376
It's not a nuisance, Darcy.

336
00:22:47,700 --> 00:22:49,975
Come in and see this Collins for
yourselves.

323
00:22:07,420 --> 00:22:09,456
It's a passion. It consumes me.

337
00:22:50,020 --> 00:22:51,055
Oh, do say you shall

324
00:22:09,500 --> 00:22:11,889
Yes. You must permit me
to remind you, Charles,

338
00:22:51,100 --> 00:22:54,456
- We shall
- Hurrah! we shall have cake.

325
00:22:11,940 --> 00:22:16,411
that yesterday your soul had passed
quite fully into the possession of Miss
Price.

339
00:22:54,500 --> 00:22:56,775
Are women not curious, Darcy?

326
00:22:16,460 --> 00:22:19,850
I was mistook. Lord, that was a fancy.
327
00:22:19,900 --> 00:22:23,131
Today your consumption by passion
is the privilege of Miss Bennet.
328
00:22:24,300 --> 00:22:27,849
Come to me in a year's time and
protest
your love for Miss Bennet,
329
00:22:27,900 --> 00:22:29,299
then shall I hear you.
330
00:22:29,340 --> 00:22:31,171
Mr Bingley, Mr Darcy!
331
00:22:31,860 --> 00:22:34,693
Our rather grisly relation Mr Collins
is staying with us.
332
00:22:34,740 --> 00:22:37,334
Don't say I said that.
You won't say I said that, will you?
333
00:22:37,380 --> 00:22:40,690
He's only been here one night
and he's proposed to Miss Price.
334
00:22:40,740 --> 00:22:44,016
- Good Lord!
- Isn't it immense?

340
00:22:57,580 --> 00:23:00,094
That a girl as decorative as Miss
Price,
341
00:23:00,140 --> 00:23:03,576
who is not demonstrably occupied
with husband hunting,
342
00:23:03,620 --> 00:23:05,975
should agree to marry this Collins?
343
00:23:07,180 --> 00:23:08,818
Altogether a rum business.
344
00:23:08,860 --> 00:23:11,772
It is composed of egregiously
rum ingredients.
345
00:23:11,820 --> 00:23:16,132
So, let us view the sordid world
of the Bennets.
346
00:23:20,900 --> 00:23:24,017
Bingley, if you don't wake up
and propose to Jane

- well, isn't this nice?

- (Mrs Bennet sobs)
350
00:23:34,940 --> 00:23:37,818
So, who here Lacks acquaintance?
351
00:23:37,860 --> 00:23:41,250
Mr Bingley, let me present Mr
Collins.
352
00:23:42,740 --> 00:23:44,970
- And you, sir, are?
- Papa, this is our saviour,
353
00:23:45,020 --> 00:23:48,296
- Captain Wickham.
- Very well Our saviour Captain
Wickham.
354
00:23:48,340 --> 00:23:50,695
This gentleman is Mr Darcy.
355
00:24:09,460 --> 00:24:12,657
Mr Bennet, may I have
your permission to play the piano?
356
00:24:12,700 --> 00:24:15,976
At this hour?
what would Lady Catherine say, Mr
Collins?
357
00:24:16,020 --> 00:24:17,931
Her Ladyship has impeccable
manners.
358
00:24:17,980 --> 00:24:20,494
She would merely pretend not to
notice.
359
00:24:21,780 --> 00:24:22,929
Do it, Mary.
360
00:24:24,660 --> 00:24:26,969
Captain Wickham, I at least...

347
00:23:24,060 --> 00:23:26,620
and I end up married to Collins,

361
00:24:32,340 --> 00:24:35,298
I understand
we must congratulate you, Miss Price.

348
00:23:26,660 --> 00:23:29,811
I shall have to invent mains
electricity
and kill myself.

362
00:24:35,340 --> 00:24:39,094
Don't worry about me. All that
matters
is that Jane remains free for Bingley.

349
00:23:30,860 --> 00:23:33,693

363
00:24:39,140 --> 00:24:41,529

But I must worry about you, Miss

Price.
364
00:24:41,580 --> 00:24:44,014
How will you amuse yourself in a
cottage
on the boundary
365
00:24:44,060 --> 00:24:46,620
of my aunt's estate in the country?
366
00:24:46,660 --> 00:24:50,096
will you not miss the society
and cultural excitements of London?
367
00:24:50,140 --> 00:24:52,290
Well, I... Um...
368
00:24:52,340 --> 00:24:54,092
I intend to keep in touch.
369
00:24:54,140 --> 00:24:56,017
Might we speak together
for a moment?
370
00:24:56,060 --> 00:24:58,051
By all means.
371
00:25:02,220 --> 00:25:03,209
Jane...
372
00:25:03,260 --> 00:25:06,491
Do not presume to address me
by my Christian name, Miss Price.
373
00:25:06,540 --> 00:25:10,089
I may have few possessions to
dispose as I please but that is one of
them.
374
00:25:12,580 --> 00:25:14,969
You led me to suppose
that Mr Bingley loved me.
375
00:25:16,740 --> 00:25:18,651
He does not.
376
00:25:18,700 --> 00:25:21,931
Mr Collins was poised to make me an
offer
that would save my father...
377
00:25:21,980 --> 00:25:26,292
I know exactly how it looks,
but believe me, that isn't how it is.

378
00:25:27,900 --> 00:25:31,097
Lady Ambrosia looks,
sounds and smells like a pig.
379
00:25:32,020 --> 00:25:34,818
When the time comes,
l dare say she shall taste like a pig.
380
00:25:36,580 --> 00:25:38,332
I call her a pig.
381
00:25:45,600 --> 00:25:46,999
My dear?
382
00:25:49,080 --> 00:25:51,913
You are not chatty.
383
00:25:51,960 --> 00:25:52,949
No.
384
00:25:55,080 --> 00:25:57,878
The company of the Bennets
is indeed demeaning.
385
00:25:57,920 --> 00:26:00,388
But when we are conjoined
in matrimony,
386
00:26:01,480 --> 00:26:05,189
with my exalted patronage
and your... income,
387
00:26:07,080 --> 00:26:11,039
we can turn our face
toward more distinguished Liaisons
388
00:26:18,080 --> 00:26:20,389
I confess it, Miss Price,
389
00:26:20,440 --> 00:26:22,635
you fascinate me.
390
00:26:22,680 --> 00:26:26,309
I think you have endured
great hardship in your life,
391
00:26:26,360 --> 00:26:27,759
as have I.
392
00:26:27,800 --> 00:26:28,994
Oh, God.
393

00:26:29,040 --> 00:26:31,634

Come on, then. Get it over with.
Give me the shtick.
394
00:26:31,680 --> 00:26:35,593
Tell me all about Darcy robbing you
of what was rightfully yours.
395
00:26:35,640 --> 00:26:37,198
So you have heard about this?
396
00:26:37,240 --> 00:26:39,674
I read about it.
397
00:26:39,720 --> 00:26:43,315
Take my tip, Wickham.
Don't waste your time with this lot,
398
00:26:43,360 --> 00:26:46,193
especially Lydia,
because I'm watching you.
399
00:26:46,240 --> 00:26:48,800
Every time you try to pull a stroke,
400
00:26:48,840 --> 00:26:52,753
I be right behind you with a big neon
sign,
saying, "Don't trust this guy!"
401
00:26:54,880 --> 00:26:56,313
What is neon?
402
00:26:57,840 --> 00:26:59,398
Wait and see.
403
00:26:59,440 --> 00:27:01,635
Miss Price,
404
00:27:02,680 --> 00:27:04,079
I fear
405
00:27:04,120 --> 00:27:05,838
that your life with Mr Collins
406
00:27:05,880 --> 00:27:09,953
may be short of... gaiety.
407
00:27:11,640 --> 00:27:16,953
And if you find yourself nonplussed
by the anticipated pleasures of
married life,
408
00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:19,638

call upon me

Sing out if you find anything.

409
00:27:19,680 --> 00:27:21,955
and I shall redress the deficit.

424
00:28:11,480 --> 00:28:13,994
What would you have me sing, Miss
Price?

410
00:27:23,440 --> 00:27:25,032
Full marks for trying, George,
411
00:27:25,080 --> 00:27:29,437
but I wouldn't have my deficit
redressed
by you if you were the last man on
earth.
412
00:27:31,400 --> 00:27:33,994
- Oh, such great happiness.
- Ladies.

425
00:28:14,040 --> 00:28:16,235
For I have found something of great
interest.
426
00:28:16,280 --> 00:28:19,636
- What?
- You. You are not what you seem.
427
00:28:19,680 --> 00:28:21,750
I can't disagree with that.

I am persuaded by the wisdom

of Miss Price's advice and I am
resolved...
439
00:28:55,600 --> 00:28:57,830
to give a ball at Netherfield.
440
00:29:05,320 --> 00:29:07,914
OK, I have cleaned my teeth with
chalk,
441
00:29:07,960 --> 00:29:10,520
shaved my legs
with some sort of potato peeler.
442
00:29:11,480 --> 00:29:13,436
Oh, Lizzie, where are you?

413
00:27:34,680 --> 00:27:37,592
You, too. Stick with the plan.

428
00:28:23,040 --> 00:28:25,235
I know you have
a very poor opinion of me.

443
00:29:14,560 --> 00:29:16,949
I cannot face Darcy without backup.

414
00:27:37,640 --> 00:27:41,394
Mr Bingley, you take a turn with me
around the garden?

429
00:28:25,280 --> 00:28:28,033
That's the way you are at the moment
and that's OK.

444
00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:19,833
Miss Price, might I just trifle
with your little...

415
00:27:41,440 --> 00:27:44,989
I find myself fantastically interested
to see a vole.

430
00:28:28,080 --> 00:28:30,913
But one day, Mr Darcy,
you will thank me.

445
00:29:20,800 --> 00:29:21,789
cylinder?

416
00:27:45,040 --> 00:27:48,077
Miss Bennet, Mr Bingley and I
are going to look for voles. Join us.

431
00:28:30,960 --> 00:28:34,077
In the meantime you must
content yourself with a warning.

417
00:27:48,120 --> 00:27:49,917
Who knows what we might discover.

432
00:28:34,120 --> 00:28:36,031
If you wound Bingley,

418
00:27:49,960 --> 00:27:51,712
Do say you , Miss Bennet.

433
00:28:36,080 --> 00:28:38,355
you will find my displeasure baleful

419
00:27:51,760 --> 00:27:53,557
I myself cannot navigate.

434
00:28:38,400 --> 00:28:40,152
and entirely unrelenting.

420
00:27:53,600 --> 00:27:56,797
Without guidance I might easily find
myself
in the duck pond.

435
00:28:40,200 --> 00:28:43,556
- For my...
- Good opinion once lost is lost
forever.

421
00:28:01,200 --> 00:28:04,351
Right, you go that way,

436
00:28:43,600 --> 00:28:46,239
Yes, I know.

422
00:28:04,400 --> 00:28:05,799
I'll go this.

437
00:28:46,280 --> 00:28:48,794
I have an announcement to make.

423
00:28:05,840 --> 00:28:07,831

438
00:28:49,600 --> 00:28:53,513

446
00:29:23,240 --> 00:29:24,798
Oh.
447
00:29:33,920 --> 00:29:36,388
You could park a bloody jumbo!
448
00:29:37,440 --> 00:29:40,750
I mean, it's an impressive faade.
449
00:29:40,800 --> 00:29:43,917
My dear, wait until you behold
the clasping buttresses
450
00:29:43,960 --> 00:29:46,713
of Lady Catherine de Bourgh.
451
00:29:48,360 --> 00:29:51,989
I'll bet her buttresses are pretty
hardcore.
452
00:29:53,360 --> 00:29:56,033
Miss Amanda Dawn Price,
453
00:29:56,080 --> 00:29:59,868
Mr William Zeal of the Lord Collins.

454
00:29:59,920 --> 00:30:01,717
Zeal of the Lord?

00:31:13,880 --> 00:31:18,670

Says he, "You lose." He's enough
to make one park a bloody jumbo!

- The rich do as they please.

- I have little enough interest in
clothes,

455
00:30:01,760 --> 00:30:03,751
My parents were most devout.

470
00:31:26,600 --> 00:31:29,717
Mr Darcy, you're not going to speak?

484
00:32:24,320 --> 00:32:27,312
but even I would have
a dress run up for a ball if I could.

456
00:30:04,920 --> 00:30:08,151
Ah, I see the others are here before us.

471
00:31:29,760 --> 00:31:33,799
All right, you'll have to Listen
I am right about Bingley and Jane
Bennet.

485
00:32:27,360 --> 00:32:30,397
- It is most eccentric.
- Hm.

472
00:31:33,840 --> 00:31:38,197
Why else would I marry a muppet
like Collins?
To protect Jane. You'll see.

486
00:32:30,440 --> 00:32:33,716
Wickham, you cannot make a face
like that
and not explain it.

473
00:31:42,520 --> 00:31:45,796
You'll also see
that I have the right woman for you.

487
00:32:33,760 --> 00:32:38,390
- Alas, I am sworn to secrecy.
- No, that not do. This is the country.

474
00:31:45,840 --> 00:31:48,513
You haven't met her yet
but you're going to love her.

488
00:32:38,440 --> 00:32:42,638
In the country to keep a secret means
that you tell it only to one person at a
time.

457
00:30:11,400 --> 00:30:13,436
I do so like this dance, Mr Bingley.
458
00:30:15,080 --> 00:30:17,799
- It is so delicate.
- Exceedingly delicate.
459
00:30:17,840 --> 00:30:20,832
- Also, it affords one the chance to
talk.
- Yes.
460
00:30:25,760 --> 00:30:26,795
Mr Bingley,
461
00:30:26,840 --> 00:30:30,116
it is clear that he sets
great store by your advice.
462
00:30:31,360 --> 00:30:34,432
Put in a good word for my Jane, hm?
463
00:30:36,480 --> 00:30:39,438
I certainly will not hesitate
to make my opinion known.
464
00:30:46,480 --> 00:30:47,879
That's better.
465
00:31:03,800 --> 00:31:06,234
He really is the most intractable man
l ever met.
466
00:31:06,280 --> 00:31:07,838
At Longbourn I said to him,
467
00:31:07,880 --> 00:31:10,713
"Mr Darcy, I have a wager with my
sisters
468
00:31:10,760 --> 00:31:13,832
"that I can extract
three whole words from you."
469

475
00:31:48,560 --> 00:31:51,472
It's your duty. I know everything.
476
00:31:51,520 --> 00:31:54,353
Test me. Ask me
what I know about Wickham
477
00:31:54,400 --> 00:31:56,960
and what he did to your little sister.
478
00:32:00,840 --> 00:32:03,752
Darcy has many virtues.
479
00:32:03,800 --> 00:32:06,189
Gallantry on the dance floor
is not one of them.
480
00:32:07,680 --> 00:32:09,352
For God's sake!
481
00:32:14,720 --> 00:32:17,109
Wickham? Wickham, we're so
confused.
482
00:32:17,160 --> 00:32:20,869
If Miss Price has such an income,
why does she borrow Elizabeth's
clothes?
483
00:32:20,920 --> 00:32:24,276

489
00:32:42,680 --> 00:32:45,797
- We three count as one.
- Then I have no choice.
490
00:32:45,840 --> 00:32:49,753
The sartorial diffidence,
the general demeanour of Miss Price
491
00:32:49,800 --> 00:32:52,473
may be ascribed to the...
492
00:32:52,520 --> 00:32:55,592
oceanic origins of her fortune.
493
00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:57,232
Maritime insurance?
494
00:32:57,280 --> 00:32:59,748
No, not exactly.
495
00:33:12,840 --> 00:33:15,274
Right, this is good.
496
00:33:23,680 --> 00:33:25,272
Is she not glorious?
497
00:33:26,360 --> 00:33:27,839
Miss Bennet, Darcy.

498
00:33:27,880 --> 00:33:29,632
What's your opinion of her now?
499
00:33:29,680 --> 00:33:33,389
You must not ask me, Charles.
What I say may wound you.
500
00:33:33,440 --> 00:33:35,112
Oh, it cannot.
501
00:33:36,320 --> 00:33:39,517
I'm in love. I'm invulnerable, like
Ajax.
502
00:33:40,760 --> 00:33:44,230
Ajax cut his own throat
in a fit of pique.
503
00:33:44,280 --> 00:33:45,872
Don't quibble, Darcy.
504
00:33:45,920 --> 00:33:48,593
Miss Bennet is the instrument
of Miss Price.
505
00:33:48,640 --> 00:33:52,110
Miss Price is quite possibly
the instrument of Satan.
506
00:33:54,040 --> 00:33:58,477
A fool and his money. The Bennets
have
not a farthing. This is all a plot to gull
you.
507
00:34:00,200 --> 00:34:01,679
I don't care.
508
00:34:01,720 --> 00:34:06,396
If you refuse to connect your actions
to
their inevitable consequences, you
are a child
509
00:34:06,440 --> 00:34:09,318
Charles, the Bennet father fiddles
while his fortune burns.
510
00:34:09,360 --> 00:34:12,557
The mother, accordingly, is on the
make.
The daughters are her pawns.
511
00:34:12,600 --> 00:34:14,750
Miss Price gazes down

on the whole pack of them

512
00:34:14,800 --> 00:34:17,598
and twists the strings
to make them dance for her
amusement.
513
00:34:17,640 --> 00:34:19,232
They're all tainted.
514
00:34:21,480 --> 00:34:23,755
Please have a care.
515
00:34:27,480 --> 00:34:29,038
Miss Bingley.
516
00:34:29,880 --> 00:34:31,632
It is a triumph.
517
00:34:31,680 --> 00:34:36,708
I cannot conceive a more
accomplished,
elegant hostess.
518
00:34:36,760 --> 00:34:38,352
Not even Lady Catherine de Bourgh?
519
00:34:38,400 --> 00:34:42,473
- Oh. Oh, I...
- Do not tax yourself, Mr Collins.
520
00:34:42,520 --> 00:34:44,317
It makes you look like a fish.
521
00:34:46,320 --> 00:34:48,038
It is my pleasure...
522
00:34:48,080 --> 00:34:50,799
Of course it is.
But what type of fish, Miss Price?
523
00:34:50,840 --> 00:34:52,558
A cod?
524
00:34:52,600 --> 00:34:54,397
A carp?
525
00:34:54,440 --> 00:34:56,158
I'm not an authority on fish.
526
00:34:56,200 --> 00:34:59,158
Fish are in your blood. Curious image,
527

00:34:59,200 --> 00:35:00,997

but you take my meaning.
528
00:35:04,960 --> 00:35:08,794
Don't ask me.
I've never understood her as a
character.
529
00:35:08,840 --> 00:35:10,558
I need a drink.
530
00:35:15,080 --> 00:35:16,115
Fishmongers?
531
00:35:16,160 --> 00:35:19,630
"Good money to be made in
mongering fish,"
says Wickham.
532
00:35:19,680 --> 00:35:22,956
Though, of course,
Miss Price's father has drunk it all
away.
533
00:35:26,760 --> 00:35:30,639
On guard, Charles. You're being
pursued
by one of the Misses Bennet.
534
00:35:30,680 --> 00:35:33,672
I can't say for certain which one.
Ah, the lolloping one.
535
00:35:33,720 --> 00:35:36,917
Lollops about after you
like a little spaniel.
536
00:35:36,960 --> 00:35:38,359
Oh, here she comes.
537
00:35:38,400 --> 00:35:41,119
Miss Bennet, I do so like your dress.
538
00:35:41,160 --> 00:35:45,153
- Such wonderful material.
- Thank you. Charles, do go on.
539
00:35:48,960 --> 00:35:52,236
Mr Bingley, you forget,
you promised me this dance.
540
00:35:53,520 --> 00:35:55,715
I have not forgotten.
541
00:35:55,760 --> 00:35:59,833

Alas, events have overtaken my

promise.
I am now engaged here.
542
00:36:03,720 --> 00:36:05,756
- Woof!
- Caroline...
543
00:36:05,800 --> 00:36:08,951
What is the noun of assembly
for all these Bennets?
544
00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:10,319
Clutch?
545
00:36:10,360 --> 00:36:12,430
Grasp? Infestation?
546
00:36:12,480 --> 00:36:16,155
I do as I am advised by Darcy
to safeguard the honour of our name.
547
00:36:16,200 --> 00:36:19,192
But I will not tolerate unkindness.
Is that understood?
548
00:36:29,480 --> 00:36:32,199
I bring unfortunate news
of Lady Catherine.
549
00:36:33,080 --> 00:36:35,548
- Has she died?
- No. No!
550
00:36:35,600 --> 00:36:38,512
But her good opinion of her parson
is gravely imperilled.
551
00:36:39,600 --> 00:36:41,716
Lady Catherine could not entertain a
union
552
00:36:41,760 --> 00:36:44,593
in which the dowry was founded
on fruits of the sea.
553
00:36:46,280 --> 00:36:50,034
The disciplines episcopal,
if I might peek a little into my own
future,

00:36:53,920 --> 00:36:55,876

Do you understand?

00:37:40,920 --> 00:37:43,639

No, I am not candid.

556
00:36:55,920 --> 00:36:57,319
No.

572
00:37:43,680 --> 00:37:46,069
It was unseemly
when you were misthought a lady.

557
00:36:58,520 --> 00:37:03,719
A man marked for a bishop
cannot marry the daughter of a
fishmonger.
558
00:37:03,760 --> 00:37:05,159
It will not do.
559
00:37:06,280 --> 00:37:07,679
What?
560
00:37:08,920 --> 00:37:11,070
I withdraw my offer of marriage.
561
00:37:11,920 --> 00:37:13,558
A fishmonger?
562
00:37:13,600 --> 00:37:14,999
Who told you that?
563
00:37:15,840 --> 00:37:17,239
It is common knowledge.
564
00:37:19,360 --> 00:37:20,713
You little tinker.
565
00:37:20,760 --> 00:37:23,638
Miss Price,
now that our formal relations are...
566
00:37:23,680 --> 00:37:25,398
at an end,
567
00:37:28,280 --> 00:37:31,590
might I offer you a morsel of
guidance?
568
00:37:31,640 --> 00:37:33,790
If you think that's wise.
569
00:37:33,840 --> 00:37:38,436
It is unseemly for you
to pursue the society

554
00:36:50,080 --> 00:36:53,868
and piscatorial
could never combine with propriety.

570
00:37:38,480 --> 00:37:40,869
of persons like Mr Darcy.

555

571

573
00:37:46,120 --> 00:37:50,113
Now that you are disclosed as an
impostor,
it is a towering impertinence.
574
00:37:50,160 --> 00:37:54,039
To be direct, I find, is best.
575
00:37:54,080 --> 00:37:55,593
Me, too.
576
00:37:55,640 --> 00:37:56,709
Oh!
577
00:38:00,080 --> 00:38:02,435
I do believe Miss Price
just assaulted Mr Collins.
578
00:38:02,480 --> 00:38:03,549
What?
579
00:38:03,600 --> 00:38:06,876
Is this an extra entertainment we have
laid on?
580
00:38:09,200 --> 00:38:10,189
Miss Price.
581
00:38:10,240 --> 00:38:11,593
- Still here?
- Indeed.
582
00:38:11,640 --> 00:38:14,029
An oversight you are now
at liberty to correct.
583
00:38:14,080 --> 00:38:16,594
This is the ball at Netherfield.
584
00:38:16,640 --> 00:38:18,278
Elizabeth's not here.
585
00:38:18,320 --> 00:38:20,993
You're throwing me out
for kneeing Collins in the balls.
586
00:38:22,080 --> 00:38:23,229

It isn't...
587
00:38:24,280 --> 00:38:26,077
quite how I imagined it.
588
00:38:47,260 --> 00:38:49,854
I suppose he gets used to it, God,
589
00:38:51,100 --> 00:38:54,137
having fleets of cherubims
singing hosannas to him

about my fishy tales?

603
00:40:05,420 --> 00:40:07,217
Good morning, Mr Collins.
604
00:40:38,780 --> 00:40:41,738
What a bloody mess!
605
00:40:53,460 --> 00:40:56,896
On the whole, Miss Price,
l find myself decided as to my future.

617
00:42:05,380 --> 00:42:07,450
My dad's an accountant.
618
00:42:07,500 --> 00:42:09,889
Much more interesting if he actually
was
a fishmonger.
619
00:42:09,940 --> 00:42:12,135
How very alike we are, Miss Price.

590
00:38:54,180 --> 00:38:55,772
for all eternity.

606
00:40:57,900 --> 00:41:00,937
- I am for Africa.
- Africa?

591
00:38:58,780 --> 00:39:00,577
I shouldn't care for it.

607
00:41:00,980 --> 00:41:02,857
will That be safe?

592
00:39:04,780 --> 00:39:07,169
How was the dancing? Was it
gruesome?

608
00:41:02,900 --> 00:41:06,210
I doubt it, but I mean
to devote myself there as a
missionary.

622
00:42:19,140 --> 00:42:21,290
I can smell myself on you.

609
00:41:07,180 --> 00:41:09,569

623
00:42:27,700 --> 00:42:30,089
Why didn't you do something about
it?

593
00:39:22,500 --> 00:39:26,129
You are more of use to this family
594
00:39:26,180 --> 00:39:28,171
than all your sisters together.
595
00:39:28,220 --> 00:39:30,211
For you are...
596
00:39:30,260 --> 00:39:32,899
elegant
597
00:39:32,940 --> 00:39:35,249
and kindly
598
00:39:35,300 --> 00:39:37,131
and obedient.
599
00:39:39,340 --> 00:39:43,128
And in the morning
you shall come prettily to breakfast

620
00:42:13,140 --> 00:42:14,937
We see the world the same way.
621
00:42:15,780 --> 00:42:17,577
We have the same scent.

I cannot say Lizzie has behaved well.

610
00:41:09,620 --> 00:41:13,977
Jane smiles and laughs but she is
wounded
that her sister is not come to see her
wed.
611
00:41:15,380 --> 00:41:18,053
In Hammersmith this means
we part as friends.
612
00:41:27,500 --> 00:41:29,092
The time is come, Miss Price,
613
00:41:29,140 --> 00:41:32,769
when we cannot, in all conscience,
detain you further with our
hospitality.

600
00:39:43,180 --> 00:39:45,614
and sit beside Mr Collins

614
00:41:32,820 --> 00:41:36,859
Upon your return to Longbourn,
you will collect what is yours

601
00:39:45,660 --> 00:39:50,609
that he may see this lovely, lovely
long neck.

615
00:41:36,900 --> 00:41:40,290
and surrender what is not,
and you will Leave my house.

602
00:40:03,060 --> 00:40:05,369
Miss Bennet, good morning.

616
00:42:02,100 --> 00:42:05,331
Are you very angry

624
00:42:30,140 --> 00:42:32,813
Collins is ghastly.
625
00:42:32,860 --> 00:42:36,455
How would you like to go to bed and
have
his hand slithering all over your arse?
626
00:42:36,500 --> 00:42:39,378
- Miss Price!
- I'm sorry, but...
627
00:42:39,420 --> 00:42:42,776
My God, I'm so close
to jacking this whole thing in.
628
00:42:43,780 --> 00:42:45,657
But you...
629
00:42:45,700 --> 00:42:48,214
You should not have given up.
630
00:42:48,260 --> 00:42:51,138
It was badly done, Bingley.
631
00:42:51,180 --> 00:42:53,330
Badly done.

632
00:42:53,380 --> 00:42:55,769
And now you're running away.
633
00:42:58,340 --> 00:43:01,252
It's not that I am especially weak,
Miss Price,

- You were born thus.

648
00:43:51,460 --> 00:43:54,372
I have been in love with your life
for 14 years.

634
00:43:02,900 --> 00:43:05,050
but that my friend is strong.

649
00:43:55,460 --> 00:43:59,373
Cut my heart out, Darcy,
it's your name written on it with
Elizabeth's.

635
00:43:06,540 --> 00:43:08,929
He construes truly where others falter.

650
00:43:59,420 --> 00:44:02,173
God almighty, here you are.

636
00:43:11,220 --> 00:43:13,176
I am a falterer.

651
00:44:03,260 --> 00:44:06,332
One half of the greatest love story
ever told.

637
00:43:14,380 --> 00:43:16,610
I rely on his construction.
638
00:43:19,100 --> 00:43:20,738
Darcy.
639
00:43:20,780 --> 00:43:23,055
This is what is so frustrating.

652
00:44:06,380 --> 00:44:09,816
You. And do you know what?
You don't deserve her.
653
00:44:09,860 --> 00:44:12,818
Is this interview concluded?
It is very difficult to tell.

00:44:38,780 --> 00:44:40,691

I despise the intrusions of a woman
663
00:44:40,740 --> 00:44:44,449
so singularly dedicated
to mendacity, disorder and lewdness.
664
00:44:44,500 --> 00:44:46,570
They repel me.
665
00:44:47,860 --> 00:44:49,259
You repel me.
666
00:44:50,140 --> 00:44:53,496
You are an abomination, madam.
Good afternoon to you.
667
00:44:58,180 --> 00:45:01,650
If I dream about him tonight,
l shall be really angry.
668
00:45:03,780 --> 00:45:05,896
I'm going to dream about him.
669
00:45:05,940 --> 00:45:07,737
Well, I hope in my dream you choke.

640
00:43:24,860 --> 00:43:26,452
You're better than this.

654
00:44:15,980 --> 00:44:19,575
You are such a disappointment,
l can hardly bear to look at you.

641
00:43:26,500 --> 00:43:29,856
I know you are because I've had you
in my head, Fitzwilliam Darcy,

655
00:44:19,620 --> 00:44:22,339
A deprivation I shall endure
as stoically as I can.

642
00:43:29,900 --> 00:43:32,050
since I was 12 years old.

656
00:44:22,380 --> 00:44:25,816
You're so relentlessly unpleasant.

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643
00:43:32,100 --> 00:43:35,490
So why are you behaving
like such a total git?

657
00:44:26,780 --> 00:44:30,136
- I just can't get at the real you.
- Madam...

1
00:00:00,220 --> 00:00:02,860
I know you're meant to be abrupt,
but that's a bit stark.

644
00:43:36,380 --> 00:43:40,612
Jane has no money.
So what? Bingley's got stacks.

658
00:44:30,820 --> 00:44:32,856
Behold, Fitzwilliam Darcy.

2
00:00:02,860 --> 00:00:05,020
I'm always stark with liars.

659
00:44:32,900 --> 00:44:34,458
I am what I am.

3
00:00:05,020 --> 00:00:07,060
I'm drawn to you.
And I'm drawn...

660
00:44:34,500 --> 00:44:37,651
If you find yourself unable "to get at"
an alternative version,

4
00:00:07,060 --> 00:00:08,940
to other women.

661
00:44:37,700 --> 00:44:38,735
I must own to being glad.

5
00:00:09,940 --> 00:00:11,980
Back off, Wickham. I know you.

662

645
00:43:40,660 --> 00:43:45,131
What right have you to trash their
love
because of an accident of birth.
646
00:43:45,180 --> 00:43:47,648
There is no accident in birth.
647
00:43:47,700 --> 00:43:50,339
- Do you know why I am so angry?

670
00:45:07,780 --> 00:45:09,338
Hateful man!
lost in austen e03
by Luigi Ferrara
January 13, 2010

00:00:11,980 --> 00:00:14,020

But I don't have the pleasure.

whenever I am rash enough

to step outside this room.

00:02:13,060 --> 00:02:15,340

A most satisfying juxtaposition.

7
00:00:14,020 --> 00:00:17,140
Get used to it.
Allow me to introduce Mr Collins.

22
00:01:28,940 --> 00:01:31,620
Henceforth, I am minded
to remain here.

37
00:02:15,340 --> 00:02:18,260
I often wondered who was silly
enough to leave this here.

8
00:00:17,140 --> 00:00:19,180
What a bloody mess!

23
00:01:31,620 --> 00:01:35,020
Are you not happy that Jane is wed
to Mr Collins?

38
00:02:19,140 --> 00:02:21,020
Serves no earthly purpose.

9
00:00:19,180 --> 00:00:22,500
We cannot in all conscience detain
you further with our hospitality.

24
00:01:35,020 --> 00:01:37,140
Happy?

10
00:00:22,500 --> 00:00:24,500
You will leave my house.

25
00:01:37,140 --> 00:01:39,380
That my kindest, prettiest daughter

11
00:00:24,500 --> 00:00:27,620
You're such a disappointment
I can't bear to look at you.

26
00:01:39,380 --> 00:01:42,300
has embarked upon an adulthood
of supplication

12
00:00:27,620 --> 00:00:30,020
You are an abomination, madam.
Good afternoon.

27
00:01:42,300 --> 00:01:46,340
to such a preening Caliban?
Happy, madam,

13
00:01:00,220 --> 00:01:02,380
(COCK CROWING)
(THUDDING)

28
00:01:46,340 --> 00:01:49,460
that she should live in subjugation
to such an enormity?

14
00:01:05,020 --> 00:01:07,460
Elizabeth, I'll tell you this
for free.

29
00:01:49,460 --> 00:01:52,380
I would rather sleep in a drain
than consent to be happy.

15
00:01:07,460 --> 00:01:10,740
If we don't get through this door,
I'll have to do something drastic.

30
00:01:53,580 --> 00:01:57,260
MRS BENNET: Mr Bennet!
I haven't slept a wink.

16
00:01:10,740 --> 00:01:12,700
(THUDDING)

31
00:01:58,300 --> 00:02:00,300
Lizzie lost at books,

17
00:01:15,500 --> 00:01:16,940
Oh!

32
00:02:00,300 --> 00:02:02,660
now Jane taken to another county...

18
00:01:18,500 --> 00:01:20,540
Whatever do you do, sir?

33
00:02:03,860 --> 00:02:06,060
What Jane's done for Papa,
I'd rather die.

48
00:03:01,060 --> 00:03:02,980
..as ordained by the Redeemer.

34
00:02:08,540 --> 00:02:11,140
(THUD)
MR BENNET: Door...

49
00:03:05,020 --> 00:03:09,220
I'm engaged in a...
period of abstinence,

35
00:02:11,140 --> 00:02:13,060
Pickaxe.

50
00:03:09,220 --> 00:03:12,780
for the purpose of purification.

36

51

19
00:01:20,540 --> 00:01:22,740
Sleeping in the library!
20
00:01:22,740 --> 00:01:25,940
What I do, madam,
is collide with folly and conceit
21
00:01:25,940 --> 00:01:28,940

39
00:02:24,220 --> 00:02:27,820
Please reassure Mrs Bennet I'll be
out of the house in ten minutes.
40
00:02:27,820 --> 00:02:30,500
I shan't take anything
I didn't bring with me.
41
00:02:30,500 --> 00:02:32,620
Don't forget that.
It's not mine.
42
00:02:36,140 --> 00:02:38,700
I don't know how to thank you.
Yes, you do.
43
00:02:38,700 --> 00:02:42,500
Be reconciled with Jane.
Do it soon.
44
00:02:45,420 --> 00:02:48,780
(CHURCH BELL)
Good morning, Mrs Collins.
45
00:02:50,140 --> 00:02:52,620
You may be wondering...
46
00:02:52,620 --> 00:02:55,420
why I have not called upon you
in the night to...
47
00:02:55,420 --> 00:02:58,820
claim the...rapture that is mine...

00:03:13,940 --> 00:03:16,540

But when that period
is concluded...
52
00:03:18,700 --> 00:03:21,740
Ohhh, Mrs Collins...
53
00:03:31,980 --> 00:03:34,580
I have a mind to shear off
all my hair.
54
00:03:36,220 --> 00:03:38,420
Really?

66
00:04:52,140 --> 00:04:55,100
Do you know the word?
It's soldier's slang.
67
00:04:55,100 --> 00:04:58,780
They use it to applaud a particular
species of reckless courage.
68
00:04:58,780 --> 00:05:01,060
To my eye, Miss Price,
69
00:05:01,060 --> 00:05:03,060
you have spunk.

I smile, yes?
Yes.
82
00:05:42,380 --> 00:05:45,620
The humble fan, for when one
is consumed by one emotion,
83
00:05:45,620 --> 00:05:47,940
but is constrained
to exhibit another.
84
00:05:47,940 --> 00:05:52,140
Why are you doing this? You want
instruction in bearing and tone.

55
00:03:38,420 --> 00:03:42,340
Anything to alter that expression
of sentimental disappointment.

70
00:05:06,140 --> 00:05:08,300
How you hate me.

56
00:03:42,340 --> 00:03:44,580
What expression
would you have me wear?

71
00:05:08,300 --> 00:05:11,540
And yet, here you are.
What choice do I have?

86
00:05:54,820 --> 00:05:57,260
Ladies are strangers to the itch.

57
00:03:46,140 --> 00:03:48,220
I love Miss Bennet still.

72
00:05:11,540 --> 00:05:13,740
Precisely.

87
00:05:58,540 --> 00:06:00,460
Show me the coquette imperial.

58
00:03:48,220 --> 00:03:50,540
But she is no longer Miss Bennet.

73
00:05:13,740 --> 00:05:17,820
Now, you wish to crawl back into
society, and for this, you need me.

88
00:06:04,020 --> 00:06:06,780
You're selling me stale eggs
at market. Do it again.

74
00:05:17,820 --> 00:05:20,940
So, prepare the meagrest of
ingredients

89
00:06:06,780 --> 00:06:08,940
Better. Show your face.

59
00:03:50,540 --> 00:03:52,420
She is now Mrs Collins.
60
00:04:07,500 --> 00:04:09,620
(GASPS)
On your departure,
61
00:04:09,620 --> 00:04:12,620
my daughters may seek to engage
you
in conversation.
62
00:04:12,620 --> 00:04:15,300
I would prefer it
if they weren't successful.
63
00:04:15,300 --> 00:04:20,060
Your parting words of wisdom are
treasures my girls can live without.
64
00:04:23,020 --> 00:04:26,020
You really do think
I'm some sort of disease, don't you?
65
00:04:49,940 --> 00:04:52,140
Spunk.

75
00:05:20,940 --> 00:05:23,220
with confidence and style...

85
00:05:52,140 --> 00:05:54,820
Do not touch your nose.
I've got an itch.

90
00:06:10,260 --> 00:06:12,460
Acquaintances.

76
00:05:24,340 --> 00:05:26,540
..and you shall serve a banquet.

91
00:06:12,460 --> 00:06:16,140
Consider your very good friends,
the De Ceressays...

77
00:05:26,540 --> 00:05:29,140
How much money do you have?
A pound.

92
00:06:17,500 --> 00:06:19,700
the non plus ultra
of Parisian society,

78
00:05:29,140 --> 00:05:31,100
I have two.

93
00:06:19,700 --> 00:06:23,180
dear Prince Gustaf
and his charming wife...

79
00:05:31,100 --> 00:05:33,340
I shall give you one of them.
80
00:05:33,340 --> 00:05:35,500
And together,
we shall buy you a dress.
81
00:05:37,740 --> 00:05:40,620

94
00:06:23,180 --> 00:06:25,060
Marie...
95
00:06:27,300 --> 00:06:30,420
Their collection of porcelain is
quite unparalleled.
96

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I've never heard of these people.
97
00:06:32,620 --> 00:06:35,220
Well, they don't exist, of course.
Of course.
98
00:06:35,220 --> 00:06:37,380
I've always found commendably
useful...
99
00:06:37,380 --> 00:06:40,260
I thought we were supposed to be
at war with France.
100
00:06:40,260 --> 00:06:43,020
War with France is traditional.
War with Paris...
101
00:06:43,020 --> 00:06:45,060
It's unthinkable.
102
00:06:45,060 --> 00:06:47,660
Society does not recognise it.
103
00:06:47,660 --> 00:06:51,220
What we shall do with you
is have you married to a rich man.

111
00:07:10,340 --> 00:07:12,620
She shall invite you to her house,
at Rosings,
112
00:07:12,620 --> 00:07:15,860
which is owned by Darcy's
dismal aunt Catherine,
113
00:07:15,860 --> 00:07:19,100
who is the cloaca through whom
all society must pass.
114
00:07:19,100 --> 00:07:23,380
Whoa, whoa, the person I am most
utterly not going to marry is Darcy.
115
00:07:23,380 --> 00:07:26,940
I did not suggest it.
And yet, you thought of it.
116
00:07:26,940 --> 00:07:30,100
That's interesting. Go to Jane
at once. Forget the letter.
117
00:07:31,620 --> 00:07:33,860
'That's our of order, Wickham.

104
00:06:51,220 --> 00:06:53,540
I am the one person around here

118
00:07:33,860 --> 00:07:37,820
Unless it's absolutely necessary,
I will never speak to Darcy again.

105
00:06:53,540 --> 00:06:57,020
who is absolutely not gonna
marry anybody, rich or otherwise.

119
00:07:37,820 --> 00:07:40,620
If I have to, I will be
so bum-crushingly correct,

106
00:06:57,020 --> 00:06:59,900
I buggered up this story,
and now I have to unbugger it

120
00:07:40,620 --> 00:07:43,860
he'll faint with boredom and I'll
step right over him, fanning.'

107
00:06:59,900 --> 00:07:02,940
by rebuilding my friendship
with Jane Collins.

121
00:07:48,700 --> 00:07:50,420
You have made this house very...

108
00:07:02,940 --> 00:07:05,220
I'm going to write her a letter.
Clever.
109
00:07:05,220 --> 00:07:07,940
If you don't like it,
you can take your dress and...
110
00:07:07,940 --> 00:07:10,340
What?
You shall be reconciled with Jane.

122
00:07:53,220 --> 00:07:55,140
..comfortable.

00:08:03,300 --> 00:08:07,140

Jane, I don't expect you
or Mr Collins to welcome me.
126
00:08:07,140 --> 00:08:10,100
Please accept my apologies
and my congratulations,
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though they are both
shamefully overdue.
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That's it.
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But if you ever need me, Jane,
just say the word.
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I'll hear you. I'll come.
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My dear, you forget we dine
with Lady Catherine tonight.
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I had forgot. We must hurry.
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Your guest is tolerated
at the parsonage,
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but under no circumstances
can she be presented at Rosings.
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Your husband is quite correct.
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A person like myself cannot possibly
sit at the same table as...
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Lady Catherine De Bourgh.

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The furnishings and decorations are
under the personal jurisdiction
of Lady Catherine.

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You must. You cannot leave me
to be devoured by Lady Catherine.

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Yes, that would explain it.

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But it is...

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awkward.

No, for you, Mr Collins, the

Bennet girl is much more suitable.

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I am charged with passing
Lady Catherine a message

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The dress, however, is acceptable.

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from Princesse Marie De Ceressay,
of Paris.
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Dear Marie made me swear I would
deliver the greeting personally.
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But I'm sure it is quite all right
if you do it for me, Mr Collins.
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On the contrary,
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you have been charged, Miss Price,
with a most important mission.
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You must obey your instructions
to the letter.
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If you say so, sir, I must.
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(MUFFLED)
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(CLEARS THROAT)
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This is she.

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Ah, Fitzwilliam, there you are.
Aunt.
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The usual people are here to dine,
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this Miss Price also.
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Anne, come to your mother.
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At dinner, you shall sit
beside Miss Price.
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It will be a useful exercise
for you
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to make conversation
with a person unlike yourself.

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Dear Marie, as you know, is very
dedicated in her friendship.
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She never forgets my birthday.
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I, however, forget the whereabouts
of the De Ceressays' chateau.
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Paris, Mr Darcy. The right bank.
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The De Ceressays' house occupies...
rather a lot of it.
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Hm. I confess I am none the wiser.
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No, sir. But you are better informed.
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Fitzwilliam, you recall the lake
with its charming crocodiles

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Now, let us have music.
Who shall play for us?

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and the little ducks bobbing about.

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Miss Price disdains
the pianoforte, Lady Catherine,

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Dear Marie.
Your pronunciation is so singular

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but she has an angel's voice.
You are acquainted?

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that I did not recognise the name.

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No, no. This would never
have done at all.

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Lady Catherine, I forget my duty.

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Before one even addressed
the matter of trade,

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I bring the affectionate greetings
of the Princesse De Ceressay.

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the complexion is too weathered.

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Dear Marie especially
wanted you to know

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that you are always welcome
at the chateau.

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How are the De Ceressays?
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How's the prince?
He is very well, Lady Catherine.
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# MOZART: Lied Der Freiheit
# Weh dem! der ist ein armer Wicht
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# Er kennt die gold'ne

Freiheit nicht
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# Er kennt
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# Die gold'ne Freiheit nicht
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# Er kennt
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# Die gold'ne Freiheit nicht
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# Wer sich um Furstengunst...
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It is, as you are
perfectly well aware,
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quite impossible for you to be here.
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Painfully aware, sir.
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Against my better judgment, I've
come
at the insistence of Mrs Collins.
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If you can possibly find a way of
persuading her to send me home,
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I would be most obliged.
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Don't they make a lovely couple?
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It's not my fault Miss Bennet
chose to marry Mr Collins.
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It was a decision freely made.
Quite.
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This is a free society. She was
not constrained at dagger-point

provoking such distemper,

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to take the imbecile Collins
to her bed.

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I am resolved to take the carriage

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Everywhere, I behold
the squalid prospect

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and visit Mrs Collins at Rosings,
with Lydia.

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of grasping arrivistes, harlots,
and liars scrabbling over each other

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It will be instructive for her
to observe a happy marriage.

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in the sewer that is existence
outside society.

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If you can contrive to find one of
those at Rosings, Mrs Bennet,

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The prospect is indeed...frightful.

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I shall prance the length of Lady
Catherine's drawing room naked.

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Mr Collins says
the Lady Catherine's buttresses

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Leave the room, Collins. Now.

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are the talk of the county.
Buttresses?

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I am a little astonished to be
addressed thus in my own house.

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Being a woman, I know so little
about architecture, of course, but...

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My aunt's house.
(CLEARS THROAT)

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I think they form Yes, I know what buttresses are.

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Go.

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# Wohl mir, ich bin ein freier Mann!
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'First set, Miss Price.
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New balls, please.'
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How long does this obtain,
Mr Bennet,

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You wish to speak to me, sir?
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I am...
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concerned.
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I don't understand.

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this...dissension?

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You came to this house knowing
you'd
be brought to Lady Catherine's,

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If Jane's marriage persists in

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knowing I would be there, knowing

of my abysmal disregard for you.

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Why, when I am, as you insist,
so relentlessly unpleasant to you,
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do you persist in seeking me out?
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I didn't seek you out.
You came to me.
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Why?
I don't know.
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You must know.
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I do not, and my lack of
comprehension is tormenting me.
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Mrs Collins needs me. Good night.
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Are you quite sure this is
what you mean to do?
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(DOOR SLAMS)
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He is in love with you.
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No, he can't be.
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That...doesn't make sense at all.
That's crazy.
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Darcy, OK? And Elizabeth Bennet
of Longbourn.
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Not Darcy and Amanda Price of W6.
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Lizzie did not come to my wedding.

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She has detached herself
from the fortunes of this family.
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It is a thing that she has chosen.
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You must acknowledge this,
Miss Price, in your own choosing.
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I think you are a good person,
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and you deserve happiness.
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Stilton.
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Loganberries.
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Oh, hartshorn jelly.
Ohhh.
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And medlars from the orchard.
Does Papa not want his medlars?
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If he did not speak up for them,
he only has himself to blame.
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Indeed, all has been askew since
your arrival and here you are again.
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And this is for Lady Catherine.
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Mrs Hill's spiced cream,
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set with calf's foot.
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Will she like it?
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You should have told me you were

visiting. That is a fault.

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But I shall overlook it,
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as I have decided that I like very
well this daughter of yours.
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She is...douce.
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She has a natural gentillesse.
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Not of the same calibre
as Miss Bingley, of course,
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but that is breeding, a matter
in which your daughters are...
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disadvantaged. But that can
be surmounted, within reason.
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You will be relieved to hear
that I have plans for them all.
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Hm?
Mr Collins has brothers.
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They are not all as pleasing in
conversational countenance as he,
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but they will do very well
for your offspring.
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Quite so. Say not another word.
Leave it to me.
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Being an enthusiast of Mr Collins,
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you would endorse
such an arrangement?
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I try not to judge people
I've never met.

00:18:09,060 --> 00:18:12,660

Erm, it is a...a card game,
Lady Catherine.

00:18:59,900 --> 00:19:03,380

It is eccentric to wager an heirloom
of pure gold at such a game.

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You are a philosopher, Miss Price.

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You might know it as HumptyDumpty.

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It is your inheritance.

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I would I could be like you.
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Certainly, you would benefit
from an occupation of some kind.
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You have no function,
Mr Darcy, no purpose.

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Lady Catherine does not trifle
with common games of cards.
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Seven...
Seven reverses the order.
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Not that I necessarily have a seven.

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Of course not.
What a disgusting idea.

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You will not play, Mr Darcy?

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That is the raison d'etre
of society.

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When the unwitting are to be
relieved of their money,

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We must be seen to be unoccupied.

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I prefer not to be a party.

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'He's just so toxic! How can
Jane think I'm the girl for him?'

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Mr Bingley, I can see your hand.

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Your ladyship must demand
the festival for the senses
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that is Miss Price's music.
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'You think you're the girl for him.
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Step off, Caroline,
you conniving smirking...'
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Bum face.
(CLATTER OF CUTLERY)

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Ah! Such an elegant card.
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Can you beat it?
I cannot.
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That's a guinea for me, Mr Collins.
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Who plays now?
Mr Bingley plays to me.
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But he places no bet.
Mr Bingley, you must bet.

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Did I say that out loud?

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Charles, you are too amusing.
That is Papa's Hunter.

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306

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Mine. Not yours.
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I offer you a knave, Miss Price.
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Shall you better him?
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She conquers you
with the king, sir,
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and claims her booty.
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A bet is a bet, Miss Price.
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Take the watch.
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I would, Mr Bingley, with pleasure,
had this not been a practice game.
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The first round is always a practice.
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I should have made that clear.
Sorry, it's a rule.
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Now, shall we play for real?
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You've done well today, my dear.
You've won your hostess a guinea,
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you spared the blushes
of Mr Bingley.
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But you cannot have
Fitzwilliam Darcy, Miss Price,

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however good you are at games.
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But I don't want Mr Darcy.
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What you want, my dear,
frightens you to death.

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I am decided I was wrong...

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Good.

338
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..about Charles and Miss Bennet.

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Good night.

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I should never have obstructed them.

355
00:21:51,420 --> 00:21:54,340
I never thought I'd be asked
to Pemberley.

340
00:21:04,660 --> 00:21:09,380
It was...a shameful cruelty
against your...blameless friend,

356
00:21:54,340 --> 00:21:56,220
No, it's...

341
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and...

357
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pretty unprecedented.

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I beg your propitiation for it.

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I'll tell him.

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Or anyone who'll serve a man
a proper drink.

343
00:21:15,300 --> 00:21:17,540
Prove to me that I am forgiven.

359
00:22:00,820 --> 00:22:03,660
From Lydia, Mr Bennet.
She writes to say that she -

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Wickham. To drink with Wickham.

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Come to Pemberley.

329
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That is ill-advised.
You counsel me on this now?

345
00:21:20,820 --> 00:21:23,420
My sister Georgiana has want
of company.

330
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With whom I may or may
not consort to drink gin?

346
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Did I dream?

325
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That is why you fail
to comprehend yourself.
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Where do you go, Charles?
To the devil.

331
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She loves me still.

347
00:21:26,580 --> 00:21:30,340
You've just invited me
to Pemberley, Mr Darcy?

332
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To what unrelenting misery
have I condemned her...

348
00:21:30,340 --> 00:21:33,820
I thought I heard you say,
"Come to Pemberley."

333
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on your instruction?

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I did indeed, madam.
I thought it might prove diverting,

334
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Damn you. And damn everyone who
won't put a light in his window

350
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for you and Miss Lydia and...

335
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and stay up all night damning you.

351
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Miss Price.

336
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Miss Price.

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That's settled, then.

360
00:22:03,660 --> 00:22:06,620
She and Mama are invited
to Pemberley to stay for days.
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I shall write to the prime minister.
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Why do we never go anywhere,
Papa, or do anything?
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Lydia and your mother are at large
in society, my dear.
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It is enough for society
to be getting on with.
365
00:22:17,540 --> 00:22:20,500
What news of Jane?
No news of Jane.
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Mama frets about the
inappropriateness of her hat and...
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It is too much excitement
for me to bear.

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Thank you, ladies.
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DRIVER: Whoa... Whoa there.
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Ladies.
Are we there yet?

I really should chastise you for it.

384
00:23:47,440 --> 00:23:49,480
You wouldn't dare.
385
00:23:49,480 --> 00:23:51,560
You're right, I wouldn't.
386
00:23:51,560 --> 00:23:53,440
(VOICES OUTSIDE)

399
00:25:00,640 --> 00:25:02,200
Wickham is here.
400
00:25:04,960 --> 00:25:07,440
Be a good fellow
and get down from your horse.
401
00:25:07,440 --> 00:25:09,320
I am endeavouring to dismount.

371
00:22:39,860 --> 00:22:44,140
We are indeed within the park
of Pemberley, are we not?

387
00:23:55,480 --> 00:23:57,680
Nevertheless, my dearest...

402
00:25:10,200 --> 00:25:14,320
You're a fool if you think Darcy
will tolerate your presence here.

372
00:22:44,140 --> 00:22:46,740
(LAUGHS)
Lydia, refresh yourself.

388
00:23:57,680 --> 00:24:00,800
do indulge me by remaining in here
for the moment.

403
00:25:14,320 --> 00:25:17,480
Bingley came to me in pursuit
of oblivion.

373
00:22:51,620 --> 00:22:53,500
Here, hold the glass.

389
00:24:02,560 --> 00:24:05,960
BUTLER OUTSIDE: This way, sir.
With your horse.

404
00:25:17,480 --> 00:25:19,480
He found it,
for a pleasant evening.

390
00:24:25,400 --> 00:24:27,880
Mrs Bennet, ladies. Welcome.

405
00:25:19,480 --> 00:25:22,160
Now he is delivered back to
Pemberley undamaged.

374
00:22:53,500 --> 00:22:55,820
Oh, Lydia, you wobble so!
375
00:23:16,240 --> 00:23:18,200
(FOOTSTEPS ON STAIRS)
376
00:23:21,840 --> 00:23:24,280
Ah. I find you re-classifying
your beads.
377
00:23:25,480 --> 00:23:29,280
The taxonomic principle being
colour, spectrum left to right.
378
00:23:29,280 --> 00:23:31,240
Hm...
379
00:23:31,240 --> 00:23:34,160
This...lady who's coming to stay...
380
00:23:36,640 --> 00:23:38,840
..are you going to marry her?
381
00:23:38,840 --> 00:23:41,360
And the second principle of order
being size.
382
00:23:41,360 --> 00:23:44,440
That's an absolutely outrageous
question, Georgiana.
383
00:23:44,440 --> 00:23:46,320

391
00:24:32,800 --> 00:24:37,120
Did you have a...erm...?
A most pleasant journey, Mr Darcy.
392
00:24:37,120 --> 00:24:39,240
Thank you.
Good.
393
00:24:39,960 --> 00:24:43,360
Splendid. My sister begs your
pardon, but she is...
394
00:24:43,360 --> 00:24:45,240
indisposed.
395
00:24:46,880 --> 00:24:48,800
Mr Darcy.
396
00:24:50,320 --> 00:24:53,360
With my particular gift
for the inappropriate,
397
00:24:53,360 --> 00:24:56,520
I am almost certainly bound
to give offence, but...
398
00:24:56,520 --> 00:24:59,000
you seem distressed, sir.

406
00:25:22,160 --> 00:25:24,720
Darcy is in my debt.
House rules, Wickham.
407
00:25:24,720 --> 00:25:28,360
Lydia, hands off.
Georgiana, hands off big time.
408
00:25:30,080 --> 00:25:32,200
What?
This is... It's good.
409
00:25:32,200 --> 00:25:36,160
You have chosen precisely
the man I wished you to choose.
410
00:25:36,160 --> 00:25:39,360
Swallerando, master of Pemberley.
411
00:25:39,360 --> 00:25:42,800
Bravo.
I know why you want me to do this.
412
00:25:42,800 --> 00:25:45,880
If you could engineer it
that Darcy and I get married,
413
00:25:45,880 --> 00:25:48,160

then what happens

to Frosty-Knickers?
414
00:25:48,160 --> 00:25:50,280
I presume by that
disparaging epithet,
415
00:25:50,280 --> 00:25:52,240
you refer to the sublime
Miss Bingley?
416
00:25:52,240 --> 00:25:55,880
She gets scooped up by you,
you and your galloping bloody horse.
417
00:25:55,880 --> 00:25:58,160
Caroline is rather rich.
418
00:25:59,280 --> 00:26:01,160
Maybe she is the love of my life.
419
00:26:02,360 --> 00:26:04,960
You are repulsive.
Yes, that's the tone.
420
00:26:06,360 --> 00:26:08,760
Argh!
421
00:26:08,760 --> 00:26:12,680
MR COLLINS: My Uncle Joseph, of
course, was a legendary shot.
422
00:26:12,680 --> 00:26:16,160
In Egypt, he once slew a brace
of tigers with a single blast.
423
00:26:16,160 --> 00:26:18,960
AMANDA: He must've been
a very good shot... Charles.
424
00:26:18,960 --> 00:26:20,960
..to hit tigers all the way
from Egypt.
425
00:26:22,640 --> 00:26:25,480
Wickham, will you shoot?
No, sir.
426
00:26:25,480 --> 00:26:28,280
I shall suffer Mr Darcy
to let me help pick up
427
00:26:28,280 --> 00:26:31,880
the multitude of birds that shall
come tumbling from the sky.

428
00:26:41,880 --> 00:26:43,840
(BANG AND FLAPPING OF
WINGS)
429
00:26:49,160 --> 00:26:51,040
(GUNSHOTS)
430
00:26:52,600 --> 00:26:55,120
(GASPS)
Ohhh...
431
00:27:00,680 --> 00:27:02,800
Mr Bingley.
432
00:27:02,800 --> 00:27:05,760
I am glad to see you, sir.
433
00:27:05,760 --> 00:27:08,040
In a moment,
my husband will send for me.
434
00:27:08,040 --> 00:27:09,880
I have not long to say
what I must say.
435
00:27:12,320 --> 00:27:15,240
We must accept what has occurred,
you and I.
436
00:27:15,240 --> 00:27:19,160
We must not...reproach ourselves
for unlived lives.
437
00:27:20,840 --> 00:27:23,200
I married Mr Collins
and it may not be undone.
438
00:27:24,640 --> 00:27:29,200
But you, Mr Bingley,
you must cast off this regret.
439
00:27:29,200 --> 00:27:31,360
It is your moral duty
to be happy, Charles.
440
00:27:32,840 --> 00:27:36,480
Marry, and be happy for us both.
441
00:27:44,720 --> 00:27:46,960
All's well, Mr Collins?
Ah-ha-ha...
442
00:27:46,960 --> 00:27:50,840

The birds are that way.

Oh, yes. No, I...
443
00:27:50,840 --> 00:27:54,240
Mr Collins has had the unusual
good fortune to shoot a peacock.
444
00:27:54,240 --> 00:27:56,360
That is unusual.
445
00:27:56,360 --> 00:27:59,520
One peacock is...
probably sufficient. Ohhh...
446
00:27:59,520 --> 00:28:03,360
Please do not point your gun at me,
Mr Collins, neither at Miss Price.
447
00:28:03,360 --> 00:28:05,200
No, no, I... No, I just...
448
00:28:26,440 --> 00:28:30,080
Ooh, yes.
Whither our host, I wonder.
449
00:28:30,080 --> 00:28:31,960
I neither know nor care.
450
00:28:33,320 --> 00:28:36,800
Charles, that is ungracious.
He is a hypocrite.
451
00:29:16,040 --> 00:29:18,120
Amanda.
452
00:29:18,120 --> 00:29:20,200
It is she who must be loved.
453
00:29:21,920 --> 00:29:24,640
You must not.
454
00:29:24,640 --> 00:29:26,800
You must not.
Wherefore must I not?
455
00:29:27,880 --> 00:29:30,080
Who is to judge us?
456
00:29:30,080 --> 00:29:32,960
I've laboured so long
in the service of propriety.
457
00:29:32,960 --> 00:29:35,800
Elizabeth. I am not Elizabeth.

473
00:30:37,600 --> 00:30:39,840
trying so hard to fit in.

489
00:31:33,520 --> 00:31:36,360
The star has failed to turn up,

474
00:30:40,960 --> 00:30:43,440
Please tell me you've
noticed the difference.

490
00:31:36,360 --> 00:31:39,600
and I have to go on
and do the show.'

460
00:29:42,480 --> 00:29:44,480
You are the one I love.

475
00:30:43,440 --> 00:30:46,800
I find both incarnations of your
character equally disagreeable.

491
00:31:48,720 --> 00:31:50,640
(SOBBING)

461
00:29:52,160 --> 00:29:54,080
Will you do something for me?

476
00:30:46,800 --> 00:30:49,080
And yet I love you, Amanda Price.

462
00:29:58,320 --> 00:30:03,080
I am having...a bit of a strange
post-modern moment here.

477
00:30:50,640 --> 00:30:52,680
With all my heart.

458
00:29:35,800 --> 00:29:38,720
The entire world will hate me.
459
00:29:38,720 --> 00:29:41,120
Were that true, Amanda,
I would fight the world.

463
00:30:03,080 --> 00:30:07,560
Is that agreeable?
Oh, yes. Yes.
464
00:30:09,680 --> 00:30:12,160
Oh, please. Stay there.
If you...
465
00:30:12,160 --> 00:30:15,440
touch me again, I will be completely
unable to say what I want to say.
466
00:30:17,520 --> 00:30:19,600
You love me.
467
00:30:19,600 --> 00:30:21,600
Which one of me do you love?
468
00:30:21,600 --> 00:30:23,840
The one you first met when I was...
469
00:30:23,840 --> 00:30:26,800
spiky and vulgar,
470
00:30:26,800 --> 00:30:29,120
and I...argued with you
all the time,
471
00:30:29,120 --> 00:30:33,240
when you looked at me and felt
all that abysmal disregard?
472
00:30:33,240 --> 00:30:37,600
Or the one I've been recently,
simpering and fanning and...

492
00:31:59,480 --> 00:32:01,680
Oh, it is the grass.
493
00:32:01,680 --> 00:32:03,880
It makes my eyes water.

478
00:30:52,680 --> 00:30:54,520
(HUNTING HORN SOUNDS)

494
00:32:03,880 --> 00:32:08,040
It's not the grass. It's seeing Jane
married to the wrong man.

479
00:30:54,520 --> 00:30:56,960
Ignore that. Please.

495
00:32:09,440 --> 00:32:11,480
Well...

480
00:30:56,960 --> 00:30:58,680
I cannot.

496
00:32:11,480 --> 00:32:13,680
there's nothing to be done for it.

481
00:31:03,640 --> 00:31:06,840
When my duties are discharged,
I shall find you, Amanda,

497
00:32:13,680 --> 00:32:17,760
The world is full of...
miserable, loveless marriages.

482
00:31:06,840 --> 00:31:08,720
for there is more to say...

498
00:32:17,760 --> 00:32:19,800
She will find a way to endure it.

483
00:31:10,040 --> 00:31:12,400
..if only the same words,
over and again.

499
00:32:19,800 --> 00:32:22,000
Women do.

484
00:31:22,520 --> 00:31:24,320
'I love him.

500
00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:25,520
We are not condemned
to endure our lives.

485
00:31:24,320 --> 00:31:26,280
I love Fitzwilliam Darcy.

501
00:32:25,520 --> 00:32:27,680
We can change them.

486
00:31:26,280 --> 00:31:29,200
I love him!

502
00:32:27,680 --> 00:32:30,520
My life is about to change,
Mrs Bennet.

487
00:31:29,200 --> 00:31:31,240
Maybe that's
what's meant to happen.
488
00:31:31,240 --> 00:31:33,520
I'm like an understudy.

503
00:32:30,520 --> 00:32:34,560
I am in love, and the man I love
is in love with me.
504
00:32:34,560 --> 00:32:37,680
When I am married to him,

I will be able to protect Jane.

La. I'm not worried about him.

505
00:32:37,680 --> 00:32:40,080
And I'll be able to help
you and Mr Bennet.

520
00:33:37,480 --> 00:33:39,400
I'm worried about you.

506
00:32:40,080 --> 00:32:42,920
I will buy Longbourn for you.

521
00:33:40,640 --> 00:33:43,640
I think your Miss Price
leads you a merry dance.

507
00:32:42,920 --> 00:32:46,680
Would that not improve things
between the two of you just a bit?

522
00:33:43,640 --> 00:33:48,200
If I were you, I would seek to know
Miss Price a little better,

508
00:32:46,680 --> 00:32:48,680
Miss Price, this is...

523
00:33:48,200 --> 00:33:50,400
before presuming to...

509
00:32:48,680 --> 00:32:51,760
a quite extraordinary declaration.

524
00:33:50,400 --> 00:33:52,280
know her better.

510
00:32:51,760 --> 00:32:55,120
These are extraordinary times.

525
00:34:05,560 --> 00:34:07,720
Hey, Lydia!

511
00:32:55,120 --> 00:32:57,000
(GUNSHOT)

526
00:34:07,720 --> 00:34:10,360
Life is pretty damn brilliant,
don't you think?

512
00:32:58,280 --> 00:33:00,880
Bingley! Lay down your gun, sir.
513
00:33:01,960 --> 00:33:04,400
The breath of your shot
was upon my face.
514
00:33:04,400 --> 00:33:08,720
How long shall you prolong this
pantomime of heartbreak
over Jane Collins?
515
00:33:08,720 --> 00:33:13,040
Have you no notion how intensely
tiresome this maudlin drunkenness
has become?
516
00:33:13,040 --> 00:33:14,800
Let us say no more of this.
517
00:33:14,800 --> 00:33:17,000
I wanted to appraise you of
some news.
518
00:33:30,480 --> 00:33:33,760
I regret you were obliged
to witness this. Your brother...
519
00:33:33,760 --> 00:33:36,280

527
00:34:11,640 --> 00:34:13,720
Life at home is not...
528
00:34:13,720 --> 00:34:15,760
rich in incident.

535
00:34:45,240 --> 00:34:47,160
Hello.
536
00:34:48,040 --> 00:34:50,760
My brother has told me to stay
in this room.
537
00:34:50,760 --> 00:34:53,120
Good advice.
Why?
538
00:34:53,120 --> 00:34:54,920
I would've thought...
539
00:34:56,040 --> 00:34:58,080
..because of...
540
00:34:58,080 --> 00:35:00,120
what happened to you,
541
00:35:00,120 --> 00:35:02,240
with Wickham.
542
00:35:02,240 --> 00:35:04,280
What you have been told
happened to me
543
00:35:04,280 --> 00:35:07,000
is not what happened.

529
00:34:15,760 --> 00:34:17,640
You won't always be at home.

544
00:35:09,840 --> 00:35:14,680
My nurse conceived...
a passion for Mr Wickham.

530
00:34:19,400 --> 00:34:22,040
The place from which you come
is different.

545
00:35:14,680 --> 00:35:17,920
She took me with her to a place
where she could encounter him,

531
00:34:22,040 --> 00:34:24,160
Hah, too right.
Hammersmith.

546
00:35:17,920 --> 00:35:19,840
as though by hazard.

532
00:34:25,080 --> 00:34:28,320
Don't stress about
where you've been, Lydia.
533
00:34:28,320 --> 00:34:31,800
Think where you're going.
Just don't go anywhere near
Wickham.
534
00:34:43,240 --> 00:34:45,240
Hello.

547
00:35:19,840 --> 00:35:22,480
For this enterprise, I was the mask.
548
00:35:23,960 --> 00:35:27,000
But I had fallen in love with him.
549
00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:29,440
Every instant that
her back was turned,
550
00:35:29,440 --> 00:35:31,840

I offered myself to him.

551
00:35:31,840 --> 00:35:34,200
He called me his sweet child,
552
00:35:34,200 --> 00:35:36,560
his adorable child,
553
00:35:36,560 --> 00:35:39,240
but a child nevertheless,
and he refused me.
554
00:35:39,240 --> 00:35:42,400
So I went to my brother,
555
00:35:42,400 --> 00:35:45,960
and I told him
that George had ravished me.
556
00:35:48,120 --> 00:35:50,040
Jeepers.
557
00:35:51,760 --> 00:35:56,080
Probity, Elysium, Canaan,
and Tinkler.
558
00:35:58,280 --> 00:36:00,440
Tinkler, Mr Collins?
559
00:36:00,440 --> 00:36:02,440
My youngest brother, madam.
560
00:36:02,440 --> 00:36:05,840
His baptismal name is Cymbal.
561
00:36:05,840 --> 00:36:09,200
I Corinthians 13:1.
562
00:36:09,200 --> 00:36:13,680
"I am become a sounding brass,
or a tinkling cymbal."

Tinkler is four and twenty

years of age.
567
00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:28,440
He's quite...stout.
568
00:36:29,600 --> 00:36:32,080
But Miss Lydia, I am sure,

583
00:37:36,920 --> 00:37:39,000
if she were here thank God she isn't -

569
00:36:32,080 --> 00:36:35,360
would have him cavorting
about the house like a fawn.

584
00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:43,200
is keep my mouth shut. But given
that I've never been able to do that,

570
00:36:36,240 --> 00:36:38,440
It's an excellent match.
(CHOKES)

585
00:37:43,200 --> 00:37:46,360
and given that Caroline has almost
certainly put it about

571
00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:02,160
What happened?
Mr Bingley and I have been chatting.

586
00:37:46,360 --> 00:37:48,720
that I am the great whore
of Hammersmith...

572
00:37:02,160 --> 00:37:04,800
Miss Price, my life...

587
00:37:48,720 --> 00:37:51,240
But you'd never listen to gossip,
would you?

573
00:37:05,960 --> 00:37:07,840
..is a pretty drear thing.
574
00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:12,000
But it is conducted
for the greater part in public.
575
00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:15,440
It is a rare moment that I am not
closely observed by servants.
576
00:37:15,440 --> 00:37:18,880
If one wished to know the truth
about Fitzwilliam Darcy,
577
00:37:18,880 --> 00:37:21,000
one need merely ask.

563
00:36:14,840 --> 00:36:16,880
Oh, of course.

578
00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:24,720
You're worried that I have a past
that you don't know about?

564
00:36:16,880 --> 00:36:19,400
How very er...

579
00:37:24,720 --> 00:37:26,640
I am braced for the truth.

565
00:36:19,400 --> 00:36:22,840
ingenious were your parents
in the naming of their children.

580
00:37:28,200 --> 00:37:30,240
Will you tell it me?

566
00:36:22,840 --> 00:36:26,000

582
00:37:33,320 --> 00:37:36,920
What I should do, what my mother
would certainly say I should do

581
00:37:30,240 --> 00:37:32,120
OK.

588
00:37:51,240 --> 00:37:53,800
I love you for that,
and that's the thing.
589
00:37:56,120 --> 00:37:58,040
I love you.
590
00:37:59,160 --> 00:38:00,720
I didn't know that.
591
00:38:01,560 --> 00:38:03,320
I didn't know that.
592
00:38:04,360 --> 00:38:08,600
But it is clear to me now
that I have always loved you.
593
00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:12,360
Every time I've fallen for a man,
594
00:38:12,360 --> 00:38:14,480
I've closed my eyes
and it's been you.
595
00:38:14,480 --> 00:38:17,640
Even Michael, and I pretty much
lived with him for a year.
596
00:38:17,640 --> 00:38:20,640

So, yes. I have a past.

597
00:38:22,080 --> 00:38:25,840
But every...instant in it
contains you.

613
00:40:10,040 --> 00:40:13,560
If the answer is "Sling your hook
so I can get my paws on Darcy,"

598
00:38:27,920 --> 00:38:30,560
Everything I am...

614
00:40:13,560 --> 00:40:16,800
you're in luck.
Look at me, I'm going.

599
00:38:31,800 --> 00:38:33,480
..belongs to you.

615
00:40:16,800 --> 00:40:18,680
I do look at you, Miss Price.

600
00:38:37,520 --> 00:38:39,120
I cannot marry you.

616
00:40:20,920 --> 00:40:23,120
You people.

601
00:38:41,400 --> 00:38:43,600
I am sorry for you.

617
00:40:23,120 --> 00:40:26,960
If just one of you actually said or
did something you actually meant,

602
00:38:43,600 --> 00:38:46,760
But a man like me cannot possibly
marry a woman like you.
603
00:38:48,480 --> 00:38:50,880
A woman like me?
604
00:38:52,040 --> 00:38:53,920
You are not a maid.
605
00:39:05,120 --> 00:39:07,720
I am sorry.
606
00:39:07,720 --> 00:39:10,040
I've been incredibly stupid.
607
00:39:10,040 --> 00:39:12,440
You told me the truth
when I asked for it.
608
00:39:12,440 --> 00:39:15,720
For that courage,
I shall admire you always.
609
00:39:15,720 --> 00:39:18,360
But it has cost me everything.
610
00:39:19,680 --> 00:39:22,000
It has cost that of us both.
611
00:40:05,400 --> 00:40:07,520
You'd never knock.
612
00:40:07,520 --> 00:40:10,040
What can I do for you, Miss Bingley?

618
00:40:26,960 --> 00:40:30,960
that had any emotional integrity,
the rest of you would die of fright.
619
00:40:30,960 --> 00:40:34,080
You're staring at me, Caroline.
It's a bit freaky.
620
00:40:39,040 --> 00:40:41,080
Good grief!
621
00:40:41,080 --> 00:40:42,960
Charles told me your secret.
622
00:40:44,080 --> 00:40:46,280
It is my secret too.
623
00:40:46,280 --> 00:40:50,120
I shall get my paws on Darcy,
and I shall marry him,
624
00:40:50,120 --> 00:40:52,320
because it is correct,
625
00:40:52,320 --> 00:40:55,280
and necessary and expected
by everyone, including God.
626
00:40:57,160 --> 00:41:00,680
But the physical society of men
is something I have never sought.
627
00:41:02,080 --> 00:41:04,280
I shall endure it with Darcy

628
00:41:04,280 --> 00:41:07,480
because endurance is
the speciality of our sex.
629
00:41:09,680 --> 00:41:13,720
But the poetry of Sappho
is the only music that shall
ever touch my heart.
630
00:41:13,720 --> 00:41:16,920
Though I have yet to play
upon the erm...
631
00:41:16,920 --> 00:41:18,800
instrument myself.
632
00:41:21,640 --> 00:41:23,560
I wanted you to know this.
633
00:41:25,800 --> 00:41:29,640
And humour...sisterly communion,
634
00:41:29,640 --> 00:41:32,840
before you scuttle
back to Hammersmith.
635
00:41:37,120 --> 00:41:39,040
You don't get to marry Darcy.
636
00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:41,760
Do I not?
637
00:41:48,160 --> 00:41:50,120
'Goodness.
638
00:41:50,120 --> 00:41:53,960
Jane Austen would be fairly surprised
to find she'd written that!'
639
00:42:21,440 --> 00:42:23,880
I've beef t)?king to Georgiana.
640
00:42:23,880 --> 00:42:27,720
What a determined little girl.
Don't tell Darcy.
641
00:42:29,080 --> 00:42:31,120
He'd throw her out.
642
00:42:31,120 --> 00:42:35,120
Letting it circulate that you
seduced Georgiana to protect her!
643

00:42:35,120 --> 00:42:37,240

I'm sorry, George, but...
644
00:42:37,240 --> 00:42:39,720
that's honourable.
645
00:42:44,040 --> 00:42:46,480
I got you all wrong.
It's more fun that way.
646
00:42:48,680 --> 00:42:51,040
What's the matter here?
647
00:42:53,040 --> 00:42:55,800
Darcy said he loved me.

659
00:43:51,280 --> 00:43:53,320
Well...

674
00:44:41,280 --> 00:44:44,520
Everything you think is wrong, Darcy.

660
00:43:53,320 --> 00:43:55,520
now, you know everything.

675
00:44:44,520 --> 00:44:46,360
Everything.

661
00:43:55,520 --> 00:43:58,240
What a jaundiced impertinence
is this?

676
00:44:46,360 --> 00:44:48,360
Georgiana, Wick`am??0D

662
00:43:58,240 --> 00:44:00,920
To write a roman a clef
about gentle people

648
00:42:57,160 --> 00:42:59,640
I said I loved him back.

663
00:44:00,920 --> 00:44:03,200
who have received you
as their guest.

649
00:42:59,640 --> 00:43:02,240
And then, I found myself
obliged to tell him...

664
00:44:03,200 --> 00:44:05,960
You have not even the grace
to disguise our names.

650
00:43:02,240 --> 00:43:04,400
a little bit too much about myself.

665
00:44:05,960 --> 00:44:08,920
It is a monstrous ingratitude
and betrayal of trust.

651
00:43:04,400 --> 00:43:07,720
He has rewarded your candour by
casting you into outer darkness.
652
00:43:07,720 --> 00:43:09,640
(SIGHS)
653
00:43:11,040 --> 00:43:15,080
Oh, well. Caroline Bingley's
an ocean-going whore,
654
00:43:15,080 --> 00:43:17,320
and she has no arse to speak of.
655
00:43:17,320 --> 00:43:20,160
Marriage to her
would have been tiresome.
656
00:43:21,920 --> 00:43:24,640
You know what I think, Miss Price?
657
00:43:24,640 --> 00:43:27,320
I think you're a girl who's
a very long way from home.
658
00:43:43,520 --> 00:43:45,920
Can you get me a carriage, please?
I want to go home.

666
00:44:08,920 --> 00:44:11,560
No wonder nothing about you
seems plausible.
667
00:44:11,560 --> 00:44:14,160
Is your name Price,
or is it Austen?
668
00:44:14,160 --> 00:44:16,160
Frankly, madam, I cease to care.
669
00:44:18,320 --> 00:44:20,520
You don't get it.
670
00:44:20,520 --> 00:44:23,280
How could you?
Even I don't get it any more.
671
00:44:25,320 --> 00:44:28,840
I'll walk, thanks. There is nowhere
for you to walk to from here.
672
00:44:28,840 --> 00:44:30,760
Then that's where I'll go.
673
00:44:32,320 --> 00:44:34,680
Goodbye, Mr Darcy.

677
00:44:48,360 --> 00:44:50,960
None of that happened
the way you think it did.
678
00:44:50,960 --> 00:44:54,040
You'll never hear it from her,
she's scared to death of you.
679
00:44:54,040 --> 00:44:56,120
And Bingley, your best friend!
680
00:44:56,120 --> 00:44:59,080
He's become a drunk
and that's your fault, yours!
681
00:44:59,080 --> 00:45:02,440
You're supposed to be so bloody
incandescent with integrity,
682
00:45:02,440 --> 00:45:04,720
and you misjudge everybody.
683
00:45:06,080 --> 00:45:08,000
You misjudge me.
684
00:45:10,760 --> 00:45:14,440
'I love you. I love you.
685
00:45:14,440 --> 00:45:16,920
I want to die! I love you.'
686
00:45:21,480 --> 00:45:24,400
Lydia doesn't run off with Bingley,
but with Wickham.
687
00:45:24,400 --> 00:45:27,520
I've asked Miss Bingley to be
my wife and she has consented.
688
00:45:27,520 --> 00:45:29,920
Hammersmith. This is where you live.
689
00:45:29,920 --> 00:45:32,320

Time to take the weapons

from the wall,
690
00:45:32,320 --> 00:45:34,200
and take guard!
Mr Bennet!
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by Luigi Ferrara
January 13, 2010
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So, I've ruined everything with Darcy
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and I have absolutely nowhere to go.
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But that's all right. The worst
that can happen is that I just... die.
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The worst is
I never see Darcy again... ever.
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Happy face.
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Happy face.
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Why does Sweller-endo summon his
guests?
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Do we know?
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Oh.
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Ahem. Ladies and gentlemen,
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'tis a poor host who neglects to keep
his guests abreast of local news.
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I have asked Miss Bingley to be my
wife
and she has consented to the task.

what have I said...

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Thank you for your attention.
Dinner is at six.
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You must come.
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Come.
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May I be the first to congratulate.
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- She's gone where?
- It does not say. It says with whom.
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Lydia doesn't run off with Bingley!
She goes with Wickham.
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"Charles and I are afflicted
by the same ennui.
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"Society bores us. Our conversations
with Miss Price have persuaded us..."
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- Oh, no.
- Oh, yes, Miss Price!
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".. have persuaded us
that more inspiriting company
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"is to be found elsewhere."
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- Silly girl.
- How dare you?

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- That you would marry Mr Darcy!
- Mamma, Mr Bingley is a gentleman.
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If he has gone away with Lydia,
it can only mean one thing.
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He intends to make her his wife.
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An elopement!
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Well...
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Mrs Lydia Bingley...
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She has no hat fit for town.
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Oh! I must return
to Longbourn immediately.
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Shoes! Shoes!
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What shoes does she have?
38
00:04:00,260 --> 00:04:03,855
Oh! Mr Bennet shall feel
the weight of this excite!
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00:04:03,900 --> 00:04:09,338
- She cannot be allowed to believe
that.
- She can till she is delivered home.

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How dare you sneer at my daughters

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00:04:09,380 --> 00:04:11,894
Then my father shall have charge of
it.

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when it is you,
you who has infected their minds!

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00:04:11,940 --> 00:04:15,137
'Tis time he rose from his chair
for the good of the family.

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With what, Mrs Bennet?

42
00:04:17,380 --> 00:04:19,371
I urged Bingley to love another.

43
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That he should choose my little sister
did not occur to me.

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She is excited by the prospect
of a double marriage.

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In unguarded moments, you are given
to the queerest ejaculations.

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- Mr Bingley and Lydia.
- I think that unlikely.

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- Uh?
- You protest things should be other.

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Me too. Let's hope we're both wrong
because he's run off with her.

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Lizzy should be here for Darcy,
Lydia should be with Wickham...

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What?

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She should marry Wickham,
ultimately.

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Why do you suppose
Bingley has done this?

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Good Lord.

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Any ideas? Any little twinges of guilt
about this situation?

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I should now be married to Bingley.

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No. You don't really do guilt, do you?

50
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Yes.

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You do whatever the hell you want
and afterwards call it principle.

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I consider our lives
and I find I prefer your version.
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- will you escort my mother home?
- I thought you would want to.
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Mr Collins does not care for me
to be apart from him.
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Longbourn is no longer my home,
Miss Price.
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I am no longer my mother's child.

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- Bye, then.
- Do you have the grace to wish me
well?
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- Good luck.
- That I already have.
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Clearly. You and Caroline
are made for each other.
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00:06:03,620 --> 00:06:08,057
(Mrs Bennet) lf Mr Bennet is in the
garden,
I shall pursue him like a harpy.

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I am my husband's wife.

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- Hanom. Hanom!
- whoa!

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Mrs Bennet is indisposed?

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I shall press the door myself.

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Oh, Mr Bennet!
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- The most extraordinary thing...
- However extraordinary, madam,
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it cannot match the adventure
that awaits you in your drawing room.
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Lady Catherine sends us gifts.
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Gentlemen!
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Allow me to introduce you to Mrs
Bennet.
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Mr Probity Collins, currently resting
after his exertions at the dining table.
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Dr Elysium Collins, favouring us
with a tobacco mix of his own
devising.
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And Mr Cymbal Collins,
enlivening a dull Tuesday evening
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with his amusing trousers.
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I trust, madam,
you shall come to call me "Tinkler".
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Mrs Bennet
will dedicate herself to that end.
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Ah! Oh, I'm delighted to find
Miss Amanda Price of Hammersmith.
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I cannot yet hear Lydia,
which is unusual, but nevertheless...
86

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She is to be married!

You are of the opinion

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00:07:13,260 --> 00:07:16,013
Mr Bennet, that is what I tried to say.

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that Mr Bingley means
to despoil Lydia and not marry her?

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Married, madam? Anyone we know?

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00:08:26,060 --> 00:08:29,291
I am of that opinion, madam, yes.

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Mr Charles Bingley.

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The girl has thrown herself away,
my dear. It is a shame.

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This is extraordinary.
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Mr Bennet, might we speak a
moment,
with Mrs Bennet?
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It's so off-piste, it is just insane.
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Lydia is to be married?
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Goodness. It seems barely plausible
that
she is old enough to cut a slice of
cake,
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Iet alone keep a husband.
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Where is this marriage to be?
I suppose I am obliged to attend.
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Mr Bennet, may I speak frankly?
I think Mrs Bennet may be mistaken.
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- what?
- Let him read the letter. Please.
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Poor old Tinkler.
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He will not want her after this.
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But her dissent cannot be arrested
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by intemperate demonstrations
of contrition in my library.

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- Where are we?
- Hammersmith, Miss Price.
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This is where you live.
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Mr and Mrs Bennet,
I think the time has probably come...
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00:10:02,520 --> 00:10:04,476
There you are!
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Welcome, all. How was the road?
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00:10:07,680 --> 00:10:11,070
Mr Wickham. How unexpected.

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Mr Bennet, you can't just... read a
book.

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00:10:11,120 --> 00:10:12,678
Is it?

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- You must do something.
- what do you recommend, Miss
Price?

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00:10:12,720 --> 00:10:17,191
Did Miss Price not tell you she asked
me
to ride ahead to make arrangements?

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I don't know, but...

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00:10:17,240 --> 00:10:19,071
I quite forgot.

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You're her father! I'm not suggesting
you challenge Bingley to a duel,

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00:10:19,120 --> 00:10:22,317
Sir Reginald and Lady Nora
are safely on their way to Bath.

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which is the thing in the novel
your wife dreads, but you must try

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Uh... Good.

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to stop Lydia just flinging
her maidenhood out the window.
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00:09:01,060 --> 00:09:05,656
Lydia writes of a place unfettered
by convention. will you take me
there?
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Hammersmith, Miss Price.
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It is time we visited your house.

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00:10:24,360 --> 00:10:27,113
Who, pray, is Sir Reginald?
128
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Miss Price's father, Mrs Bennet.
129
00:10:31,120 --> 00:10:34,317
The house, alas, is quite locked up.
130
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The servants insist on travelling
with Sir Reginald and Lady Nora
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which is inconvenient,

of course, but most devoted.

Jerusalem.

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00:10:41,440 --> 00:10:42,589
Lady Nora?

146
00:11:41,880 --> 00:11:44,474
That is the inn of note here,
is it not, Miss Price?

133
00:10:42,640 --> 00:10:45,393
A good name for the wife
of a successful fishmonger.
134
00:10:45,440 --> 00:10:49,399
What are you doing here?
what's the point in helping me?
135
00:10:50,920 --> 00:10:55,072
Because your face
is most amusing when surprised.
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00:10:56,360 --> 00:10:58,669
I do as you do.
I have to see Bingley.
137
00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:03,231
- Where is Lizzy?
- At Bath.
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00:11:03,280 --> 00:11:08,400
When Mamma and Papa go on their
expeditions they take their guests.
139
00:11:08,440 --> 00:11:12,718
Mr Wickham, I speak to you
as one gentleman to another
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00:11:12,760 --> 00:11:16,469
with the expectation of discretion
that entails.

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00:11:44,520 --> 00:11:49,310
If they have come here, we must
go immediately to prevent
wrongdoing.

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00:12:47,160 --> 00:12:49,515
Bored?
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00:12:49,560 --> 00:12:53,473
Our social experiment has proved
dispiritingly unchallenging.
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00:12:53,520 --> 00:12:55,750
Hammersmith is not the Amazon.

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00:11:49,360 --> 00:11:51,669
Mr Bennet, sir,
permit me to be your guide.

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00:12:55,800 --> 00:12:57,995
You brought my daughter here alone?

149
00:11:53,360 --> 00:11:57,876
Oh, Mr Wickham!
How fortunate we are to find you
here.

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To spend the night with you alone?
Tell me, what species of experiment
is that?

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00:11:57,920 --> 00:11:59,319
Hear that sound, George?

165
00:13:06,480 --> 00:13:11,873
Ah, well met. Bingley, Miss Lydia
and I
have just now returned from the
opera...

151
00:12:00,840 --> 00:12:04,628
That's Jane Austen spinning in her
grave
like a cat in a tumble dryer.
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My child! Oh, my child!
153
00:12:22,640 --> 00:12:24,710
Oh, excellent.
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Look at this.
You find me making a spear.

166
00:13:11,920 --> 00:13:15,595
- Darcy...
- And the problem with the opera is...
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Sir, will you have done?
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00:13:17,760 --> 00:13:21,719
Your subterfuge is well meaning,
but it is puerile and demeans us all.

155
00:12:29,320 --> 00:12:31,311
Rousseau, you know.

169
00:13:21,760 --> 00:13:26,914
There is no opera in Hammersmith.
You've just arrived, that much is
plain.

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00:12:31,360 --> 00:12:34,397
Noble savage, so forth.
The book you lent me.

170
00:13:26,960 --> 00:13:30,714
Miss Lydia and I came yesterday and
have spent our hours philosophising.

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I do not know how to proceed.

157
00:12:34,440 --> 00:12:37,000
Why does my daughter weep,
Mr Bingley?

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00:13:30,760 --> 00:13:32,398
Huh.

144
00:11:34,040 --> 00:11:38,670
I cannot think how to find my
daughter.

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Fundamental skills
we have forfeited through privilege.

145
00:11:38,720 --> 00:11:41,837
Surely they have gone to The

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I expect it's because she's bored.

141
00:11:16,520 --> 00:11:19,956
I understand, sir. whatever you
confide
shall die inside me.
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My youngest daughter Lydia
has run away with Charles Bingley.

172
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Her father thinks we've been making
the beast with two backs.
173
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Time to take the weapons from the
wall,

Mr Bingley.

- Stitches?

174
00:13:39,760 --> 00:13:42,991
Pick up your damn spear and take
guard!

189
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He is not a dressmaker.

175
00:13:43,040 --> 00:13:45,554
- Oh, Mr Bennet!
- Take up your stick, damn you!

190
00:14:47,400 --> 00:14:51,393
Oh, God, I've let the woman I love
run through my fingers like mercury

176
00:13:45,600 --> 00:13:49,275
You drivelling, anorchus imbecile!

191
00:14:51,440 --> 00:14:54,432
and now her father
lies dying by my hand!

177
00:13:49,320 --> 00:13:51,754
- No! Darcy, do something!
- Imbecile?

192
00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:07,151
He needs stitches.
Please tell me you understand that.

178
00:13:51,800 --> 00:13:55,395
- Charles, put that down.
- Drivelling, snivelling imbecile!

193
00:15:07,200 --> 00:15:11,432
There's a woman here. She's arranged
medical matters for me in the past.

179
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Oh!

194
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- we should bring her here.
- Wickham, you are a bastard,

180
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Number 18 Clifford Street.
Quick as you can.
181
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Go!
182
00:14:20,040 --> 00:14:23,555
I have sent for my physician.
He will be here within the hour.
183
00:14:23,600 --> 00:14:27,195
In an hour he could be dead. He's lost
half a pint of blood in two minutes.
184
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You do the maths.
185
00:14:29,360 --> 00:14:30,759
Mr Bennet!
186
00:14:32,200 --> 00:14:37,832
Shocking business, bleeding on
a fellow's rugs this time of year.
187
00:14:37,880 --> 00:14:40,110
What would Lady Catherine say!
188
00:14:40,160 --> 00:14:43,197
- Your physician, can he do stitches?

195
00:15:15,600 --> 00:15:19,718
- but the right one at the right time.
- One does one's best.
196
00:15:19,760 --> 00:15:21,716
Everyone you know, Miss Price,
197
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will one day prise your fingers from
the raft and watch you drown.
Everyone.
198
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Except me.
199
00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:34,672
Miss Price?
200
00:15:34,720 --> 00:15:39,032
I have to find Elizabeth. She must be
with her father. Nothing else matters.
201
00:15:39,080 --> 00:15:41,435
I believe if I am compelled
to hear that name again...
202
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Be there, partner, please.
203

00:16:09,480 --> 00:16:10,754

Please.
204
00:16:17,640 --> 00:16:20,632
- where the hell have you been?
- Hello, Michael.
205
00:16:20,680 --> 00:16:24,036
75 bloody texts.
An hour and a half of voicemail.
206
00:16:24,080 --> 00:16:27,072
I was in a place
that didn't have very good coverage.
207
00:16:28,920 --> 00:16:29,909
Sorry.
208
00:16:35,920 --> 00:16:39,151
- You've lost weight.
- You haven't. Your bum's got bigger.
209
00:16:39,200 --> 00:16:43,478
My bum has not got bigger,
it's the dress that makes it look big.
210
00:16:43,520 --> 00:16:47,399
I cannot tell you what a pleasure it is
to be discussing the size of my bum.
211
00:16:47,440 --> 00:16:50,273
I know you have a lot of shouting
that you need to do,
212
00:16:50,320 --> 00:16:53,392
but right now I need to find Elizabeth.
213
00:16:53,440 --> 00:16:56,796
- Where is she?
- Pirhana got her a job. Nannying.
214
00:16:58,000 --> 00:17:01,436
- She cleans the kids' teeth with chalk.
- I have to find her.
215
00:17:01,480 --> 00:17:03,789
Please, take me on your bike.
216
00:17:04,960 --> 00:17:08,157
- I sold it.
- You sold the Ducati?
217
00:17:08,200 --> 00:17:11,237
- Why?
- To buy us a holiday in Barbados.

I will tell you this, Miss Price,

218
00:17:11,280 --> 00:17:15,671
The original idea was that it should
be
a honeymoon. Let's go anyway,
yeah?
219
00:17:15,720 --> 00:17:19,395
Skip the getting married bit
because that seems to be a problem.
220
00:17:19,440 --> 00:17:21,874
Have the honeymoon and...
221
00:17:21,920 --> 00:17:23,911
see how we get on.
222
00:17:25,480 --> 00:17:27,789
Thank you.
223
00:17:27,840 --> 00:17:32,391
Is that thank you, yes,
or thank you, no?
224
00:17:32,440 --> 00:17:36,479
Thank you, but right now, can you
lend me 20 quids for a taxi to find
this girl
225
00:17:36,520 --> 00:17:38,909
so I can tell her something terrible?
226
00:17:38,960 --> 00:17:42,589
I said I'd sold the Ducati,
I didn't say I hadn't got wheels.
227
00:17:46,360 --> 00:17:48,237
Stop! Stop, stop, stop!
228
00:18:22,320 --> 00:18:23,719
Darcy.
229
00:18:25,640 --> 00:18:28,757
- You followed me.
- Are my wits disordered by opium?
230
00:18:30,120 --> 00:18:34,159
- What is this dreadful place?
- This is London.
231
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My London.
232
00:18:36,280 --> 00:18:38,271

233
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and it is true.
234
00:18:41,720 --> 00:18:44,154
The assembly rooms at Meryton,
235
00:18:44,200 --> 00:18:47,033
I danced with you,
not in order to spare my friend,
236
00:18:47,080 --> 00:18:49,958
but because I wanted to dance with
you.
237
00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:54,710
Our acquaintance has been informed
by my refusal to acknowledge this,
238
00:18:54,760 --> 00:18:57,399
for I have been blinded by pride.
239
00:18:57,440 --> 00:19:02,230
Charles, Georgiana, Wickham, you.
240
00:19:02,280 --> 00:19:06,478
I was calamitously mistaken
in my judgment of you all.
241
00:19:06,520 --> 00:19:11,150
A fellow less pig-headed
would have realised from the start
242
00:19:11,200 --> 00:19:13,191
that what I felt for you was...
243
00:19:15,280 --> 00:19:18,556
what I felt for you was... Iove.
244
00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:23,151
I love you.
245
00:19:24,560 --> 00:19:30,556
I followed you to this infernal place
because I would follow you
anywhere.
246
00:19:31,880 --> 00:19:33,996
I would harrow hell to be with you.
247
00:19:36,160 --> 00:19:39,835
- What about Caroline?
- I cannot marry Caroline Bingley.

248
00:19:39,880 --> 00:19:42,678
- Because she is not a maid?
- Of course she is a maid.
249
00:19:44,840 --> 00:19:47,559
I cannot marry her
because I do not love her.
250
00:19:49,240 --> 00:19:51,231
I love you.
251
00:19:52,760 --> 00:19:54,159
OK.
252
00:19:55,880 --> 00:19:59,634
Before we go any further,
there is someone you have to meet.
253
00:20:00,680 --> 00:20:03,911
Right now, take my hand.
254
00:20:05,440 --> 00:20:08,238
We're going to find Elizabeth Bennet.
255
00:20:17,640 --> 00:20:22,191
I told him not to mess with me.
And what colour's he?
256
00:20:23,920 --> 00:20:25,911
- Excuse me, love.
- Oh, sorry.
257
00:20:28,320 --> 00:20:30,436
Surfeit of negroes.
258
00:20:31,400 --> 00:20:33,470
Tourette's. Sorry.
259
00:20:33,520 --> 00:20:36,512
Gentlemen here
tend not to speak on the bus.
260
00:20:42,960 --> 00:20:44,951
Come along, Tixie.
261
00:20:53,320 --> 00:20:55,436
- That's my dress.
- Uh, yes.
262
00:20:55,480 --> 00:21:00,315
It looks well on you. It would not
fit me now. I'm macrobiotic.

263
00:21:00,360 --> 00:21:03,670
You must go back, Miss Bennet.
Your father needs you urgently.

278
00:21:53,320 --> 00:21:54,469
Michael!

264
00:21:03,720 --> 00:21:06,951
The gentleman on the bath chair.
I have seen his likeness.

279
00:21:54,520 --> 00:21:57,990
Damn. I need to use the telephone.
I've got to call my boyfriend.

265
00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:10,191
Tinky winky.

280
00:21:58,040 --> 00:22:00,190
Yes, of course.

266
00:21:11,280 --> 00:21:14,317
I like to see the television,
but I do not care to hear it.

281
00:22:01,480 --> 00:22:04,199
Elizabeth Bennet
is lending me her mobile...

267
00:21:16,040 --> 00:21:19,191
- What is this of my father?
- He needs you.

282
00:22:07,800 --> 00:22:11,315
I must close the appliances.

268
00:21:19,240 --> 00:21:22,232
He's had an accident.
His life is in danger.
269
00:21:22,280 --> 00:21:25,397
I'm sorry,
there isn't time to dress it up.
270
00:21:26,960 --> 00:21:29,349
I must switch off the appliances.
271
00:21:29,400 --> 00:21:33,279
My employers are most anxious
about the size of their footprint.
272
00:21:34,600 --> 00:21:37,160
This gentleman
has just come through the door.
273
00:21:37,200 --> 00:21:38,394
I hazarded as much.
274
00:21:38,440 --> 00:21:41,637
Dr and Mr Rosenberg
have taken Rachel to the cinema.
275
00:21:41,680 --> 00:21:43,750
I must leave a note.
276
00:21:43,800 --> 00:21:48,749
- Doctor and mister?
- Dr Rosenberg is a lady, yes.
277
00:21:49,600 --> 00:21:51,670
The world is greatly changed.

294
00:23:19,180 --> 00:23:21,171
I summoned him by text.
295
00:23:21,220 --> 00:23:25,372
I was born out of time, Miss Price.
Out of time and out of place.
296
00:23:26,860 --> 00:23:29,533
Goodness, here is Pirhana.
297
00:23:29,580 --> 00:23:32,299
- God Almighty, Amanda!
- I know.
298
00:23:32,340 --> 00:23:34,137
I know, I know.

283
00:22:13,960 --> 00:22:16,554
Elizabeth, leave that, we must go.

299
00:23:36,460 --> 00:23:40,692
You're Darcy, yeah? Looks like
a Greek statue and talks like one.

284
00:22:17,120 --> 00:22:18,997
Darcy!

300
00:23:40,740 --> 00:23:42,219
What do you mean?

285
00:22:22,040 --> 00:22:25,350
Mr Fitzwilliam Darcy of Pemberley?

301
00:23:42,260 --> 00:23:45,650
Darcy's some ponce in a book.
Some todger-twitching nancy boy.

286
00:22:26,120 --> 00:22:28,111
I am your wife.
287
00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:32,072
I do not recall marrying you, madam.
288
00:22:32,120 --> 00:22:34,111
I think I would have noticed if I had.
289
00:22:34,880 --> 00:22:37,952
We have been married nearly 200
years.
290
00:22:40,440 --> 00:22:42,635
Look.
291
00:23:02,080 --> 00:23:04,799
Elizabeth, leave this now.
292
00:23:13,220 --> 00:23:15,211
Taxi! He's coming.
293
00:23:16,180 --> 00:23:19,138
- I've got no money.
- He's already paid by credit card.

302
00:23:45,700 --> 00:23:48,168
- It's Darcy.
- What is this curious person?
303
00:23:48,220 --> 00:23:50,529
Is it some sort of village idiot?
304
00:23:51,540 --> 00:23:54,293
- Or a clown?
- Oh, clown! Yeah, that's me.
305
00:23:54,340 --> 00:23:56,331
Oh, Michael! No, I do not want this!
306
00:23:56,380 --> 00:23:59,656
I'm afraid, sir, I can consent
to be struck only by my friends.
307
00:23:59,700 --> 00:24:01,736
You and I lack introduction.
308
00:24:01,780 --> 00:24:04,135
Michael Dolan. How do you do?
309
00:24:04,180 --> 00:24:06,216

Oh!
310
00:24:07,420 --> 00:24:08,739
Stop this! Oh!
311
00:24:08,780 --> 00:24:12,056
- How dare you lay hands upon her!
- I said stop!
312
00:24:12,100 --> 00:24:15,934
All right,
this is what we're going to do.
313
00:24:18,740 --> 00:24:21,698
You are taking him
through there right now.
314
00:24:21,740 --> 00:24:23,776
The rest of us will say goodbye
nicely
315
00:24:23,820 --> 00:24:27,938
and watch you step through to
fictional
Georgian England, and that'll be it.
316
00:24:27,980 --> 00:24:30,892
- Then we'll spend our lives in
therapy.
- Miss Price...
317
00:24:30,940 --> 00:24:36,094
No! No "Miss Price" from anyone.
You're going or I'll swing at you
myself.
318
00:24:36,140 --> 00:24:39,018
- The door does not oblige.
- It bloody well does.
319
00:24:39,060 --> 00:24:42,496
This is Darcy and Elizabeth Bennet
coming through, for God's sake.
320
00:24:43,940 --> 00:24:46,534
There we go.
321
00:24:47,460 --> 00:24:49,257
Oh!
322
00:24:51,580 --> 00:24:54,333
It is your need that opens it.
323
00:24:54,380 --> 00:24:56,371
This is ridiculous.

324
00:24:57,980 --> 00:24:59,971
You should see this, Pirhana.
325
00:25:00,020 --> 00:25:02,170
I'm talking ten minutes max.
326
00:25:02,220 --> 00:25:06,577
I'm black. And I can't live without
chocolate, electricity or bog paper.
327
00:25:06,620 --> 00:25:09,373
- They have chocolate.
- Even for ten minutes.
328
00:25:09,420 --> 00:25:11,411
- OK.
- Sorry.
329
00:25:11,460 --> 00:25:14,452
Amanda, you go through that door
and I'll be gone.
330
00:25:14,500 --> 00:25:19,016
- And I will not be coming back.
- Please don't do this macho thing
now.
331
00:25:19,060 --> 00:25:22,336
I'm trying to send him home
so he can get married to her.
332
00:25:22,380 --> 00:25:24,974
- I'm trying...
- You go through there and I'm gone.
333
00:25:25,020 --> 00:25:27,454
This ends.
334
00:25:27,500 --> 00:25:29,934
One way or the other.
335
00:25:31,340 --> 00:25:34,138
You walk around like that,
you'll get beaten up. Come on.
336
00:25:34,180 --> 00:25:37,217
- Amanda!
- I heard you, but what else can I do?

Would you be so kind

as to direct me to a private room?
339
00:25:52,900 --> 00:25:55,733
I'm experiencing
an overwhelming desire to sleep.
340
00:26:03,220 --> 00:26:05,609
I bid you good night, madam.
341
00:26:10,660 --> 00:26:13,458
The two of you are in the right place
at the right time.
342
00:26:14,220 --> 00:26:16,859
- At the same time.
- Miss Price...
343
00:26:16,900 --> 00:26:21,769
The necessary links that must be
forged,
the connections of mutual
understanding,
344
00:26:21,820 --> 00:26:24,971
- they cannot be conjured so.
- I know.
345
00:26:25,020 --> 00:26:27,011
I am so concerned for my father.
346
00:26:29,060 --> 00:26:32,291
We must send for Charlotte Lucas.
Her comprehension of anatomy...
347
00:26:32,340 --> 00:26:36,618
Charlotte's gone. She's not here.
Don't worry about Charlotte.
348
00:26:38,500 --> 00:26:40,934
She's gone to be a missionary in
Africa.
349
00:26:40,980 --> 00:26:42,811
Africa?
350
00:26:44,820 --> 00:26:47,414
- What have I done?
- You haven't done anything.

337
00:25:42,220 --> 00:25:44,017
Ready?

351
00:26:47,460 --> 00:26:51,214
It's a joke between us,
when we were children,

338
00:25:49,660 --> 00:25:52,857

352
00:26:51,260 --> 00:26:55,253

that if life became

irreparably miserable...
353
00:26:56,300 --> 00:26:58,734
and lonely,
354
00:26:58,780 --> 00:27:01,374
one could always run away to Africa.
355
00:27:06,820 --> 00:27:08,219
Papa.
356
00:27:20,060 --> 00:27:23,132
Clever of you to know someone
so handy with the needle.
357
00:27:23,180 --> 00:27:28,095
Less clever of you, sir,
to insist upon returning home.
358
00:27:28,140 --> 00:27:30,495
Oh, I always prefer to die at home.
359
00:27:43,020 --> 00:27:45,011
What are you holding on to?
360
00:28:05,660 --> 00:28:07,491
Oh.
361
00:28:07,540 --> 00:28:09,371
- Good gracious.
- Lizzy!
362
00:28:14,380 --> 00:28:17,258
- Where is Papa?
- In this time of crisis
363
00:28:17,300 --> 00:28:21,498
Longbourn requires a firm hand
on the tiller, so says Lady Catherine,

00:28:32,740 --> 00:28:35,652

You cannot marry Collins.
That will not do at all.

00:29:24,140 --> 00:29:29,772

That she brought back. No nurse
should venture forth without it.

369
00:28:35,700 --> 00:28:38,453
- You must marry Bingley.

385
00:29:29,820 --> 00:29:33,051
It may sting a little, like the devil,

370
00:28:38,500 --> 00:28:40,491
Lizzy!

386
00:29:33,100 --> 00:29:35,978
but it is little more than you deserve.

371
00:28:43,660 --> 00:28:46,936
- Get changed. Here. Quickly.
- She has married Collins.

387
00:29:36,020 --> 00:29:39,092
Dearest, silliest Papa.

372
00:28:46,980 --> 00:28:51,929
I know. Cock-up from start to finish,
but your father can't see you like that.
373
00:28:51,980 --> 00:28:53,971
My father is here?
374
00:28:54,620 --> 00:28:56,019
Damn.
375
00:28:57,620 --> 00:28:59,611
It is too late.
376
00:29:00,980 --> 00:29:02,698
I have died.
377
00:29:02,740 --> 00:29:07,177
I hesitate to dispute with you when
you have received a blow to the head,
378
00:29:07,220 --> 00:29:10,018
but you speak nonsense.
379
00:29:10,060 --> 00:29:12,051
Can it be Lizzy?

388
00:29:41,260 --> 00:29:42,659
Lizzy.
389
00:29:43,660 --> 00:29:45,013
Lizzy.
390
00:29:49,780 --> 00:29:52,692
Got a house full, Miss Price.
391
00:29:52,740 --> 00:29:54,731
Where am I to sleep?
392
00:29:55,700 --> 00:29:57,691
I am grateful to you, George.
393
00:29:58,580 --> 00:30:02,573
But where you put yourself tonight
is not my concern.
394
00:30:03,660 --> 00:30:06,493
Perhaps you should address yourself
to Mr Collins.
395
00:30:08,100 --> 00:30:12,855
I doubt if Mr Collins
is equipped to give me satisfaction

364
00:28:21,540 --> 00:28:24,373
therefore, Ecce Homo.

380
00:29:13,300 --> 00:29:16,372
- My Lizzy?
- It can, sir.

396
00:30:12,900 --> 00:30:15,972
with regard to this inquiry.

365
00:28:24,420 --> 00:28:26,411
Who is this?

381
00:29:16,420 --> 00:29:18,490
But where is her hair?

397
00:30:16,020 --> 00:30:18,614
Then you must take matters
into your own hands.

366
00:28:27,380 --> 00:28:31,168
This is my husband. Mr Collins.

382
00:29:19,580 --> 00:29:22,014
She left it in Hammersmith.

398
00:30:20,540 --> 00:30:22,531
Mine are full.

367
00:28:31,220 --> 00:28:32,699
Jiminy Cricket!

383
00:29:22,060 --> 00:29:24,096
And what is that infernal smell?

399
00:30:33,140 --> 00:30:36,450
Mr Darcy. Did you sleep?

368

384

400

00:30:36,500 --> 00:30:38,934

I was troubled by dreams.

415
00:31:32,500 --> 00:31:34,491
I shall try.

401
00:30:38,980 --> 00:30:41,733
- I shall leave for Pemberley at once.
- Oh.

416
00:31:48,620 --> 00:31:51,817
Ah, ragwort. It is the very devil.

402
00:30:41,780 --> 00:30:44,453
- But will you breakfast first?
- No.

417
00:31:51,860 --> 00:31:55,853
Ragwort is the devil,
but this is St John's wort, see?

403
00:30:44,500 --> 00:30:48,891
Please extend me the kindness of
putting a carriage at my disposal.
Now.

418
00:31:55,900 --> 00:32:00,371
The leaves are perforated.
Little pin pricks. This is also the devil,

404
00:30:48,940 --> 00:30:53,297
There is only one carriage, Mr Darcy,
and the coachman...
405
00:30:53,340 --> 00:30:56,457
- This is intolerable.
- I can sent Elspeth to Meryton?

419
00:32:00,420 --> 00:32:05,414
but it is important to call a thing
by its proper name, however fiendish.
420
00:32:11,580 --> 00:32:12,808
Lady Catherine is come!

406
00:30:56,500 --> 00:30:58,491
Yes, do. How kind.

421
00:32:12,860 --> 00:32:17,297
Bingley is hiding in the garden!
His sister will not come out the
carriage!

407
00:31:00,060 --> 00:31:03,769
I shall walk in the grounds until
arrangements are made. Thank you.

422
00:32:17,340 --> 00:32:20,412
Mr Bingley,
there is a lady here for you.

408
00:31:05,980 --> 00:31:10,690
- Normal transmission is resumed.
- What an insufferable, rude man.

423
00:32:32,580 --> 00:32:34,571
I'm not drunk.

409
00:31:10,740 --> 00:31:14,813
Walk with him. Go on.
He hates being cooped up.
410
00:31:14,860 --> 00:31:17,169
Walk and talk.
411
00:31:17,220 --> 00:31:20,053
It's your duty, Lizzy, to try.
412
00:31:20,100 --> 00:31:23,775
But I am altered by what I have seen.
413
00:31:23,820 --> 00:31:27,210
- He's seen it too.
- But he does not remember it.
414
00:31:27,260 --> 00:31:29,251
He discards it as a dream.

424
00:32:36,820 --> 00:32:39,573
- Your father?
- His health improves apace.
425
00:32:39,620 --> 00:32:41,611
Thank God for it.
426
00:32:42,620 --> 00:32:44,815
Jane, I need to impart something to
you.
427
00:32:45,860 --> 00:32:49,739
In my behaviour to your sister,
there was never the very slightest...
428
00:32:53,020 --> 00:32:55,580
For my selfishness and vanity,
I'm surely damned.
429
00:32:55,620 --> 00:32:57,019
Charles...

430
00:32:58,180 --> 00:33:00,933
Please, what is done cannot be
undone.
431
00:33:00,980 --> 00:33:03,448
- The worst of it was done by me.
- No, Jane...
432
00:33:03,500 --> 00:33:06,776
Who married Mr Collins? You?
433
00:33:10,220 --> 00:33:11,938
Here.
434
00:33:19,540 --> 00:33:26,776
Every year, on this day, we will,
in our own separate lives,
435
00:33:26,820 --> 00:33:29,380
pick a dog rose.
436
00:33:29,420 --> 00:33:33,891
It shall be the only sign before God
that we were ever in love.
437
00:33:33,940 --> 00:33:35,976
And always shall be.
438
00:33:37,860 --> 00:33:39,851
The only sign but this.
439
00:33:57,540 --> 00:34:00,213
This room is far too small.
440
00:34:00,260 --> 00:34:04,890
How negligent I am to lack a room
fit for public assembly.
441
00:34:04,940 --> 00:34:08,535
I shall say what I have to say
and then I shall leave immediately.
442
00:34:10,380 --> 00:34:15,500
First, I made it pellucidly clear
to you, Mrs Bennet, over my salt,
443
00:34:15,540 --> 00:34:19,328
that I considered the brothers Collins
a match for your daughters,
444
00:34:19,380 --> 00:34:22,338
yet that you have done nothing
to promote the cause.

445
00:34:22,380 --> 00:34:26,737
You have abandoned them to a house
run by criminally incompetent
servants.
446
00:34:26,780 --> 00:34:30,170
Well, what do you have
to say for yourself?
447
00:34:39,580 --> 00:34:41,571
I say this.
448
00:34:43,180 --> 00:34:45,899
You are a prig, madam. A pander.
449
00:34:45,940 --> 00:34:48,659
And a common bully.
450
00:34:48,700 --> 00:34:51,089
And you cheat at cards.
451
00:34:51,140 --> 00:34:56,214
Do you suppose you may enter my
house
and brandish your hat at me thus?
452
00:34:56,260 --> 00:35:01,698
I have a mind to turn you upside
down
and use you to scrape out Ambrosia's
sty.

459
00:35:21,100 --> 00:35:24,649
When before her very eyes
is the specimen of you?
460
00:35:24,700 --> 00:35:26,770
Jane! Jane!
461
00:35:27,980 --> 00:35:31,689
Mrs Bennet, that was bloody
marvellous.
462
00:35:31,740 --> 00:35:33,731
It was refreshing.
463
00:35:33,780 --> 00:35:37,534
You, come with me.
464
00:35:41,540 --> 00:35:44,577
Tonight, Mrs Bennet,
with your permission,
465
00:35:44,620 --> 00:35:47,259
I think I shall sleep in our bedroom.
466
00:35:48,860 --> 00:35:51,977
I am not here to pollute the marriage
of those torpid priests
467
00:35:52,020 --> 00:35:54,090
to those vulgar little girls.

474
00:36:15,500 --> 00:36:17,491
Less fan, more brain.
475
00:36:17,540 --> 00:36:19,531
Land, blood, property.
476
00:36:19,580 --> 00:36:21,855
Nothing else matters.
477
00:36:21,900 --> 00:36:27,099
Bodily needs can be accommodated,
the needs of the heart are expendable.
478
00:36:27,140 --> 00:36:29,131
Who is that woman?
479
00:36:32,100 --> 00:36:34,091
That's Elizabeth Bennet.
480
00:36:34,140 --> 00:36:36,335
And the interesting thing about her is,
481
00:36:36,380 --> 00:36:39,178
she's the one who's
actually going to marry Darcy.
482
00:36:42,300 --> 00:36:44,689
What is it that you want?
483
00:36:45,900 --> 00:36:50,655
I want Jane not to be married to
Collins,
but that can't be changed.

453
00:35:01,740 --> 00:35:05,289
Madam, I take my leave of you.

468
00:35:54,140 --> 00:35:58,736
The propagation of the Bennets
is a tumour that society must cut out.

454
00:35:05,340 --> 00:35:08,298
Do! Or I shall take you out
and set to scraping.

469
00:35:59,860 --> 00:36:02,818
I am come to deal with you, Miss
Price.

455
00:35:08,340 --> 00:35:11,571
Scrape, scrape, scrape, I shall go!

470
00:36:02,860 --> 00:36:05,090
You were told that
you should not have Darcy,

485
00:36:55,060 --> 00:36:59,338
- Has the marriage been
consummated?
- No, it hasn't. Not yet.

471
00:36:05,140 --> 00:36:07,734
yet still you hurl yourself at his feet

486
00:36:59,380 --> 00:37:01,371
Many a man has capacious stables

472
00:36:07,780 --> 00:36:11,090
in the hope that he will stumble
over you, proposing as he falls.

487
00:37:01,420 --> 00:37:05,618
containing nothing but a barrow
with a wheel that squeaks.

473
00:36:11,140 --> 00:36:15,452
Who has been your tutor? Wickham?
I should have drilled you better.

488
00:37:06,740 --> 00:37:10,858
Naturally, one knows
the necessary signatories.

456
00:35:11,620 --> 00:35:13,099
Tally-ho, wife!
457
00:35:13,140 --> 00:35:16,974
- Mrs Bennet, you must desist.
- Oh, be quiet, you silly man.
458
00:35:17,020 --> 00:35:21,059
Do you suppose Mamma would
permit
her daughters to marry your brothers

484
00:36:50,700 --> 00:36:55,012
- Tell me why I should change it.
- What do you mean? You're not God.

489
00:37:10,900 --> 00:37:14,256
- It could be done.
- An annulment?
490
00:37:16,740 --> 00:37:19,732
- Why? Why would you do that?
- To amuse myself.
491
00:37:24,220 --> 00:37:30,375
To have from you the assurance that,
even from the corner of my eye,
492
00:37:30,420 --> 00:37:34,015
I should never glimpse you,
Miss Price, ever.
493
00:37:35,060 --> 00:37:40,214
For here and now, you shall
undertake
to remove yourself from society.

00:38:33,500 --> 00:38:36,094

Gaiety, Miss Price.
Always gaiety.
504
00:38:37,380 --> 00:38:39,257
Chase it.
505
00:38:42,420 --> 00:38:45,571
Will you abort that disgusting noise.
506
00:38:45,620 --> 00:38:48,851
Forgive me, Lady Catherine, I have
no...
507
00:39:06,500 --> 00:39:10,698
- Could we pause the carriage here?
Wickham is a reptile.
508
00:39:12,500 --> 00:39:15,060
I will be shunned.

494
00:37:40,260 --> 00:37:41,659
Entirely.

509
00:39:15,100 --> 00:39:17,739
Society will call me despoiled.

495
00:37:42,820 --> 00:37:44,697
Are my terms acceptable?

510
00:39:17,780 --> 00:39:20,613
I shall be the woman
who could not inspire her husband

496
00:37:48,100 --> 00:37:50,091
You should have been my creature.
497
00:37:57,900 --> 00:38:01,256
Quit this house, Fitzwilliam.
Repudiate its spawn,
498
00:38:01,300 --> 00:38:05,339
or I will see you snubbed and cut to
the length and breadth of
Christendom.
499
00:38:23,240 --> 00:38:26,170
Are we to leave?
But I have not yet spoke to Darcy.
500
00:38:26,180 --> 00:38:27,932
- Drive on!
- But my brother...
501
00:38:27,980 --> 00:38:31,256
Your brother is a poodle-faking ninny.
Let him walk.
502
00:38:31,300 --> 00:38:33,450
Drive on!
503

511
00:39:20,660 --> 00:39:22,969
to consummate his marriage.
512
00:39:23,020 --> 00:39:26,296
But you will be free to be with
Charles.
513
00:39:26,340 --> 00:39:29,935
Oh, truly, Miss Price,
you understand nothing. Nothing!
514
00:39:29,980 --> 00:39:32,210
I could never be with Charles.
515
00:39:32,260 --> 00:39:34,330
Why not?
516
00:39:34,380 --> 00:39:36,769
Because of society?
517
00:39:36,820 --> 00:39:39,493
I'm through with it.
518
00:39:39,540 --> 00:39:41,576
Society can go hang.

519
00:39:41,620 --> 00:39:45,090
Jane, the day
you are at liberty from Collins
520
00:39:45,140 --> 00:39:47,131
is the day I take you to America.
521
00:39:47,660 --> 00:39:50,220
- America?
- It shall be our new-found-land.
522
00:39:50,260 --> 00:39:55,015
John Donne, don't you know?
"Licence my roving hands" and so
forth.
523
00:39:57,060 --> 00:39:59,096
In America, we shall be recreated,
524
00:39:59,140 --> 00:40:03,133
married by liberal Episcopalians.
525
00:40:04,220 --> 00:40:07,178
We shall have 25 children
and name them all Amanda.
526
00:40:08,420 --> 00:40:10,456
Even the boys.
527
00:40:20,220 --> 00:40:23,212
- Until Pemberley.
- Until Pemberley.
528
00:40:29,780 --> 00:40:34,171
I am decided what to do.
You told me once to mind my duty.
529
00:40:35,260 --> 00:40:39,253
I know not why this is my duty,
but I acknowledge it.
530
00:40:42,580 --> 00:40:44,571
And so goodbye.
531
00:40:46,700 --> 00:40:47,894
Goodbye.
532
00:41:10,780 --> 00:41:12,771
Mr Darcy returns to Pemberley.
533
00:41:14,180 --> 00:41:16,853
I am to visit him there anon.
534

00:41:16,900 --> 00:41:21,690

He wishes for me to clarify
the types of wort in his meadows.
535
00:41:21,740 --> 00:41:23,731
And to meet his sister.
536
00:41:26,100 --> 00:41:27,499
Good.
537
00:41:29,060 --> 00:41:31,051
I can learn to love him.
538
00:41:33,260 --> 00:41:36,536
I'm sorry, it's just I see Jane and I...
539
00:41:36,580 --> 00:41:40,334
You think marriage to Darcy
would be like marriage to Collins?
540
00:41:40,380 --> 00:41:44,817
Look, in the book,
you don't exactly hit it off...
541
00:41:44,860 --> 00:41:46,816
to begin with.
542
00:41:46,900 --> 00:41:49,289
Just... keep talking.
543
00:41:51,340 --> 00:41:53,615
From the talking...
544
00:41:53,660 --> 00:41:55,651
comes the love.
545
00:41:59,140 --> 00:42:01,131
Where are you going?
546
00:42:02,780 --> 00:42:04,179
Home.
547
00:42:09,340 --> 00:42:11,695
Darcy!
548
00:42:51,460 --> 00:42:54,054
Not one heartbeat do I forget.
549
00:43:05,420 --> 00:43:08,139
If I went away again,
550
00:43:08,180 --> 00:43:10,648
to Hammersmith,

551
00:43:10,700 --> 00:43:12,736
should you mind?
552
00:43:12,780 --> 00:43:15,214
It would break your mother's heart.
553
00:43:15,260 --> 00:43:17,376
Then I cannot go.
554
00:43:17,420 --> 00:43:20,332
You face a terrible dilemma, Lizzy.
555
00:43:20,380 --> 00:43:25,329
If you return to Hammersmith, you
will
dismay your mother, if you remain
here,
556
00:43:25,380 --> 00:43:27,371
you will disappoint your father.
557
00:43:28,980 --> 00:43:32,177
I cannot cling to you all my life,
Lizzy.
558
00:43:32,220 --> 00:43:34,336
I am dressed as an adult.
559
00:43:34,380 --> 00:43:37,213
Sooner or later
I will have to comport myself as one.
560
00:43:40,180 --> 00:43:42,774
The time has come
for me to tie you well...
561
00:43:44,700 --> 00:43:46,691
and let you go.
562
00:44:13,580 --> 00:44:15,696
Miss Price.
563
00:44:15,740 --> 00:44:16,968
Yes.
564
00:44:18,500 --> 00:44:20,570
We should celebrate.
565
00:44:20,620 --> 00:44:25,853
You asked me a question, I answered
it,
and we didn't have an argument about
it.

566
00:44:25,900 --> 00:44:31,020
I did not ask you a question.
I made an observation - Miss Price.
567
00:44:31,060 --> 00:44:34,291
The confirmation of your identity
was entirely superfluous.
568
00:44:34,340 --> 00:44:39,812
As a result, we are now arguing
about it and, therefore, you are wrong.
569
00:44:39,860 --> 00:44:42,533
That's so sweet.
570
00:44:42,580 --> 00:44:45,253
You're actually trying to make me
laugh.
571
00:44:45,300 --> 00:44:47,609
Yes.
572
00:44:47,660 --> 00:44:49,969
It shall not occur again.
573
00:44:53,940 --> 00:44:56,534
- And you're smiling.
- No, no.
574
00:44:58,620 --> 00:45:00,611
I only smile in private...
575
00:45:02,460 --> 00:45:04,815
when nobody is looking.