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November 16, 2012

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Volume 88, Issue 5

Exclusive: Anonymous library donor breaks silence

By Serene Crees A&E Writer
The following election produced another bond for a site to be named, but only 45% of voters were in favor. Hardly a year had passed since the 9/11 attacks had occurred, and School District Two was experiencing a teachers strike, and so the community was not ready to support a new library at the time. A decade later, healing and diversity had transformed the culture of Billings into an environment more apt to foster a new library. An anonymous donor expressed interest in the library renovations, and pledged $2 million on the condition that the new building had architectural significance. The donor wanted an architect who had designed award-winning public libraries, and so Will Bruder was able and dynamic pavilion of community pride and iconic presence a volume of light, transparency, and color that grows from the fabric of the urban streetscape. The new library will be clad with perforated steel in front of a wall of glass featuring different levels of opacity and transparency. Much of the floor will be made of concrete ground with aggregate and polished in a way to resemble marble; this type of flooring is very economical in that it will never need to be replaced. An infinity pool will reflect the light pouring in from the many windows offering views of the Rims and of Sacrifice Cliff. Flexibility is the theme of the interior; the library will be able to accommodate changes - especially technologically. All of the lighting, workstations, phones, and reasons. Mr. Smith: I gave the gift anonymously for two reasons. The first was that an anonymous gift doesnt allow one take sides. In other words, people cannot be distracted by any consideration of the donors reputation or personality. And two, the focus is entirely on the library itself. SC: Since your identity is a secret, what can you tell us about yourself so that we can get to know you as a person without knowing who you are? Like what do you like to do, what are your interests, a little of your background Mr. Smith: I am not a native Montanan. I chose to live here because I like the environment, the people, and the quality of life. I have had a measure of success, and I like to give back to the community that has supported me. SC: Why the library? fields that interest me. I have made nominal contributions to libraries in the past but this was an opportunity to really make a difference. SC: When you made the donation, you must have had a vision; what was your vision and have any of your ideas made it into the new building? Mr. Smith: I didnt have any grand vision. I wanted a building of architectural significance because I have been disappointed by some of the structures that have been built in Billings in the past few years. I was given what amounted to a veto power over the choice of architect, and I think we chose the right man. What results may be simply a substitution of my taste for someone elses. But, maybe we will get lucky and wind up with a truly beautiful building in ence Darrow, etc. SC: Do you write yourself? Mr. Smith: I write a lot of letters - personal and crank, occasional scripts, and I am editing a historical and drafting an anecdotal autobiography of sorts. SC: This interview is an opportunity for you to have a voice without a face. What would you like the community to know that you havent been able to say up until now? Mr. Smith: I would like the community to know how appreciative I am of the opportunity to live and work in this community and associate with some of the finest people I have ever met. There are limitations imposed by population and financial support, but on a relative basis, we have done well. Our medical facilities and personnel are but one example. My definition of success is doing what you like to do in a place you like to do it. I have been fortunate in doing that. Some may look upon Montana as the minor leagues, but we have a lot of folks who could make it in the bigs but prefer our lifestyle. Amen! Cochran stated that historically, public libraries have been temples of learning; statements of civic pride. Thanks to our anonymous donor, Billings can now return to the fundamentals with a beautiful place to read, learn, interact, and engage. On behalf of our community, I would like to thank Mr. Smith for his tremendous gift from which the community will benefit for years to come.

Bill Cochran, the director of Parmly Billings Library. alking into Parmly Billings Library a few weeks ago filled me with many fond childhood memories: my mother taking us to story hour, getting to pick out the books we would read at bedtime, doing research for school papers. The library did, and still does, play an important role in my life. Reaching the fourth floor, I was anxious to finally get the answers to the questions I have had since they broke ground for the new library. When I heard about the new library, I was excited about the new technology and services it would provide, and also immediately curious about what it would look like. I had the great privilege to meet with Bill Cochran, the director of Parmly Billings Library, about the librarys history, his position as director, and how he came into that role, before asking how the vision for the new Parmly was born. According to Cochran, the library first began discussing updates eighteen years ago, and at that time began working with building consultant David Smith. The original plan was to remodel the building, but the first few renovations proved that the current building simply could not meet existing or future needs of the community. In 2002, a proposal to remodel the existing library was introduced to the community. The city council preferred the option of buying a rough block and building library parking around so that other businesses in the area would not be displaced. A bond was issued to purchase the vacant block west of Tinys Tavern, but negotiations fell through.

selected. This talented and experienced designer comes to us from a firm famous for using very utilitarian materials to produce esthetically interesting results. Bruder designed the iconic Phoenix Central Library in Phoenix, Arizona, which was named by Contract as one of the best public spaces in the United States and declared by The Library Journal as the best in trend-setting libraries built in the past six years. While visiting Billings, Bruder spent a few days braving a November snowstorm to take pictures of the historic buildings on Montana Avenue. Drawing inspiration from the existing architecture, Bruder said, The architectural vision for the new Parmly Billings Library is a sustain-

power sources will be able to be re-located as needed. The building will also be designed to accommodate various functions and age groups, and spaces have been designated for conference rooms, an auditorium, a study room, areas for children and teenagers, a computer lab, and an expanded movie library. Amazingly, Cochran was able to arrange an exclusive interview with the anonymous donor. It gives me great pleasure to introduce the Billings community to the man I have dubbed Mr. Smith: Serene Crees: Why did you decide to make this donation anonymously? I can understand many of the reasons why someone would want to remain anonymous, but I am curious as to your personal

There are so many charities out there; how did you decide on donating to Parmly? Mr. Smith: There are certain buildings that set the tone architecturally and culturally in a community. The city hall, post office, art museum, and major office buildings are examples. Certainly, the library belongs in that group. Every good community deserves a good library. It is a great source of information, and it says a lot about the people who live in that community. SC: Do you have a history with libraries or the literary world in some way that makes you partial to donating to them? Mr. Smith: I was an English major in college and am an avid book collector in

which Billings can take pride. SC: What are some of your favorite features in the new library? Mr. Smith: I like the openness and flexibility of the floor plan, the landscaped parking lot, and the ties to the surrounding geographic areas. SC: Who are your favorite authors? Mr. Smith: My favorite authors are John Donne, Thomas Hardy, John LeCarre, and a number of good historians. I love to read and often overestimate my capabilities so that I have books piled everywhere. SC: What are your favorite books? Mr. Smith: My favorite books are biographies of my heroes: Stonewall Jackson, Edward R. Murrow, General Vinegar Joe Stillwell, Clar-

(Letters of appreciation from the Billings community can be emailed to tserenec@ gmail.com and will be forwarded to Mr. Smith.)

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Sparks Fly Ballroom Dance Hosted by MSUB Dance Club

ave you ever had the urge to learn how to dance - really dance? Well, now there is a club on campus that can help with that urge. Every Wednesday a group of students gets together and learn how to dance. Styles include the Cha Cha, tango, waltz, and swing. Dancing commences in the atrium of the SUB from 6pm to 8pm on Wednesday evenings. Josh Bourke is the president of Dance Club and started the group because he loves dancing and wanted to generate an interest in the hobby on campus. When asked about the location he said he thought the atrium was the perfect way to gain exposure for the club. For those that have concerns about the location being too public Bourke retorts, No, when you are dancing, only think of your dance partner and nothing else. Have fun and dont be concerned with what other people think. Bourke is the primary teacher but has expressed interest in wanting other forms of dance to be introduced through the club. Bourke has been doing ballroom dancing for about six years and is very excited to share his passion with others. Stepping outside of the norm, the Dance Club hosted Sparks Fly, a ballroom dance, on Wednesday, November 7, from 6pm to 10pm. For the first hour, the club members and other attendees practiced Swing in the Petro Theatre Lobby. After these lessons, the dance began in the Atrium, where club members hung lanterns to liven up the space. Throughout the night Swing lessons from 6p-7p prior to the official start the dancers enjoyed dancof the dance ing the Cha Cha, salsa, tango, waltz, rumba, swing, foxtrot, country two-step, and of course, the cupid shuffle. The Dance Club will continue with their weekly lessons/practice sessions, and is already in the process of planning an even more extravagant dance for this coming January. Bourke encourages all to attend and bring a friend to the weekly sessions and dances in the future. To learn more about the Dance Club and what they have coming up, like them on Facebook under Montana State University Billings Dance Club. Thomas Spencer and Austin Schillings performed Photos by Patricia Hampton live during the dance.

s is often the case, funding has been a topic of great importance in recent ASMSUB Senate Meetings. Recent concerns include contingencies for student travel, upcoming events, and facilities on campus. Financial Bill 5 was recently brought to the Senate for a vote this Bill considered the RHA (Residence Hall Association) request for $713.98 for two students to attend IACURH, a national RHA Conference to be held in Albuquerque, New Mexico, this month. Financial Board recommended to the Senate that $705.98 be awarded to RHA as they had been able to raise $8 from a fundraiser in October. The Senate passed the bill with 14 votes for it, and only one vote against. It is the hope of several Senate members that this conference will help RHA to expand its visibility on campus, as well as learning some new fundraising techniques. Financial Bill 7 will be voted on in the coming weeks. This bill takes into consideration the request by the In-

By PATRICIA HAMPTON News & Campus Life Writer

In Your Best Interest: Travel, Food, Maintenance, and Dishwashers

ternational Studies Club for $2700 to organize the International Food Fair that is held on the Main Campus each year. The Food Fair brings together students of many nationalities and cultures and allows them to prepare and sell a variety of their native food. The event is open to students and the public. The position for ASMSUB Lobbyist has not yet been officially filled applications for the position were accepted through Friday, November 9, and the new lobbyist will soon be announced. A long-term maintenance plan has been proposed, which includes the completion of several projects such as asbestos abatement, upgrading elevators and restrooms on campus, and updating the fire alarm systems. Also under consideration is the purchase of a home between Normal and Virginia Ave for fu-

ture use by the University. The dishwasher in the Rimrock Caf has been in use for 27 years (15 years longer than the anticipated life-span of the machine) and its replacement is currently being looked into. The new dishwasher would cost $200,000, but was pointed out as being necessary by Forest Westwood, a member of the Senate and employee of Sodexo. As they have in the past, ASMSUB will be selling ski tickets to students for a discounted rate this winter. Generally, ski tickets would cost an individual $50, however ASMSUB is able to purchase them at a bulk rate of $31 each, and will be selling them to students for $30 on December 3rd. For more information about the goings-on in ASMSUB, contact the Office Manager, Valerie Sperry, at 657-2137.

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n Tuesday, November 27th, the Honors Club will host the second annual Honors Reflections and Research Presentations at 6pm in the Student Union Building. In addition to continuing this tradition, they will also be introducing a second event to the day: the Honors Talent Expo, which will be held from Noon until 6pm in the Upper Galleria. The Honors Research Presentations were designed to provide Honors students the opportunity to present research that they had conducted, either individually or for a course, to a public audience. They also allow students interested in participating in the National Conference for Undergraduate Research (NCUR) in the spring a chance to practice their presentations in preparation.

By PATRICIA HAMPTON News & Campus Life Writer

Students to Present AT Second Annual Research Presentations and New Talent Expo
The Fall 2011presentations included: Nathan Baillet Freedom Summer Sexism Steven Barton Laser Induced Fluorescence of Atomic Sodium Cory Lovec Solid Matrix Luminescence of Polycyclic Aromatic Hydrocarbons in Sugar Glass Patricia Hampton Democracys Role in Education and Student Life at MSU Billings Emily Harris A Journey Through Poetry This years presentations will include a presentation by Senior Honors student Nathan Baillet about his experiences on a recent trip to Peru. He will discuss the pilgrimage to the summit of a sacred glacier, as well as the connection between Incan mythology and Spanish Catholicism in Andean Christianity. The Talent Expo stands as an opportunity for Honors students to showcase their talents outside of academia. On display from Noon until 6pm will be student art work. Students were encouraged to submit any and all artwork that they have created, from sculptures, to paintings, to photography. While these pieces will be available for the publics enjoyment throughout this period of time, talent performances will be scheduled beginning at 4pm. Talents will range from vocal performances by individuals, to dance numbers by groups of students. For more information regarding this event, or other Honors Club activities, either visit www.Facebook.com/ msubhonors or email MSUB. Honors@gmail.com.

One Act To Rule Them All

n the 24th, 25th, 26th, and 27th days of October in this 2012th year of civilized society, humanity was graced in its entirety by the magic that is simply known as the MSUB One Act Festival, though completely misleading in its stated nature as a festival, as there were, in fact, a shocking lack of balloons, booze, and gaily dressed clowns atop majestic floats, cruising through the halls of the Liberal Arts building, what was presented was an impressive, if not, intimidating, collection of oneact plays, each directed by a different student from the theatre department, each with vastly different themes, and yet, each had their own charm. The first play of the night, And Down Came the Rain, directed by Amanda Grubbs, tells the story of two brothers, one, technically normal, although I assume hes probably kicked a puppy or two in his time, and the other, a humble, lovable, autistic fellow, woefully obsessed with hearing The Itsy Bitsy Spider. And what follows is a dialogueheavy journey into the lives of these two brothers, as told by their reminiscing and inside jokes, as viewers are shown a very troubled life shared by the two brothers and the interpersonal conflicts of a brother who must live and care for his mentally compromised kin. The whole performance was very well done by the two actors, albeit, I couldnt help but wonder why they were out in the woods. Were they merely camping out for funsies, or were they escaping the citys infestation by hordes of blood-sucking vampires? These were questions that nagged at me the entire night. But, besides those trifling ambiguities, viewers were given a hard-hitting performance with an emotional ending to the first play of the night. After that sobfest, viewers were delighted to be presented with the next play, entitled

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Boy Meets Girl, directed, again, by Little Miss Overachiever, Amanda Grubbs, which told the story of two kindergarten children, experiencing their first, confusing, tingling sensations in their Osh Gosh Ba Gosh trousers, and the resulting absurdities that come with the abomination everyone has an abusive relationship with, Love. What made this play stand right out was the use of mature themes, in a infantile context, such as the girl giving the boy a present, only to have him showing off his new cap at that weeks show and tell, and her resulting indignation over her gift being shunned, to the eventual breaking up and reconciliation, in spite of the girls long sought after trip to Disney World, which, personally, I couldnt help but ask myself what person in their right mind would sooner give up a chance to pal around with Mickey Mouse and throw up her Lunchables when she meets Cinderella, just so she can do the same old drudgeries with her prepubescent lover, I know I wont stop at nothing than to get drunk and pal around with Mickey Mouse! Right after thatactually thats a lie, it was about 15 minutes later before the company stopped dancing with toothbrushes in the prep room, that the audience was graced with a performance of The Roadhouse in Arden, directed by Bobbi Kaye Kupfner, a story of an irreverent, amorous son, and his whipped thespian father, and lazy, overdressed mother with an undeserved sense of entitlement for an owner of a failing townhouse, as they are unwittingly visited by a goddess of immortality, seeking refuge from her pursuers, William Shakespeare, and Francis Bacon. Filled with plenty of irreverent humor, making light of the dramatics of Shakespearean literature, some of which planned, some of which noticeably im-

provised, the show played out much like a classic improv performance, with laughter from the audience being equally caused by practiced reactions to planned situations, and by actors straining to keep a straight face in front of each other, Id like to think some jerks would try and say the improvised reactions of the actors was a sign of immaturity and inexperience by the actors, but they arent writing this article, so you readers are stuck with my opinion that it only made the atmosphere all the more absurd and fun for everyone. The final play, Scuba Lessons, directed by the man known frequently seen building unnecessarily complex chess boards, Trevor Beyondich, tells the story of a rather unbalanced woman, waiting for her blind date, whilst being served by an ornery coffee shop hipster, and commentating on the date between a fella from the Bourough and a strangely unfitting bookworm, what made this play shine was the choreography, in many scenes, during one of the lead actress many monologues, the rest of the cast would have to stop speaking, but rather, pantomime their conversations, or simply stop moving altogether, frozen in place, as the girl expressed her verbose, and sometimes virulent, thoughts. Truly, the genius of the one act is fest is its ability to cause people to pick favorites, and discuss and debate their decisions amongst each other, all while having presented great works that everyone had to have enjoyed, regardless of their favorite choices. This one act collection, in particular, gave the audience capable, well-thought out performances that never once failed to give the audience the desired experience even across its many days of performance. Bravo indeed, MSUB actors, but next time, I expect far more balloons and at least, one clown.

its share of the proceeds to support a variety of English scholarships, awards, and ache 2012 Montana en Stevens, Alan Tucker, Jane tivities. Writers Roundup will Wohl, Sherry M. Winn, and Autographed books make be held on Saturday, more. wonderful holiday presents, December 1, from 12:00-5:00 As part of the Roundup, a and the gift-wrapping is free, p.m., at the Shrine Auditori- deluxe basket of signed books so come and see what Monum in Billings, 1125 Broad- and gifts will also be raffled tana and regional authors water Ave., in conjunction off. Tickets, available at the have to offer! For more inwith the Family Tree Cen- event, cost only $1.00 each formation, please contact Rater's Festival of Trees (which or six for $5.00; the drawing chel Schaffer, faculty advisor, has a nominal $3 entry fee). will be held around 4:00 p.m. MSU Billings Department of Included in the event are a on Saturday, and you need not English, Philosophy, & Modbook sale/book signing by lo- be present to win. ern Languages, at 657-2954 cal and regional writers and a The Montana Writers or rschaffer@ basket of books raffle. Roundup is prem s u bi l l Authors who will be avail- sented annualings. able for friendly discussions ly by Sigma edu. and book signing during part Tau Delta, or all of the afternoon include the MSU Joan Bochmann, Marion Bi l l i ngs Driscoll Cadwell, Meridith b r a n c h Cox, Duane Demars, Diane of the Elliott and Souther, Rebec- i n t e r ca Gahagan, Sue Hart, Janet n a t i o n Muirhead Hill, Curt Layman, al English Julie Lortz, Wally Mading, honor soMarcia Melton, Norton Mo- ciety, a nonses, Harley ODonnell, Hei- profit academdi Paulson, Bernie Quetchen- ic organization. bach, Tonya Shellnutt, Kar- Sigma Tau Delta uses

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Encaustic painter featured in northcutt gallery

By Leanne Gilbertson Northcutt Steel Gallery Director

Design in 1989. Eisens mixed-media collage works skillfully integrate encaustica process of painting with pigments suspended in hot waxwith found natural and industrial materials, processed food items, and animal effigies. Her richly textured and layered works explore the relationships between landscape, architecture, agriculture, horticulture, and other aspects of industry that affect native plant and animal life. In her luscious compositions Eisen offers thoughtful reflections about our consumption of natural resources that allude to a variety of re-

SUB Department of Arts Northcutt Steele Gallery features the work of encaustic painter Lauren Eisen from November 15 through December 13. This solo exhibition entitled Effigies highlights Eisens incorporation of found objects and natural fibers into the encaustic medium, exploring the impact of human intervention in the natural world, and its effect on native plant and animal life. Eisen is Assistant Professor of Painting/Director of Foundations at University of Northern Colorado in Greeley. She has an active exhibition record of solo, group, juried, and invitational exhibitions and has work included in a number of private and institutional collections across the nation. She received her MFA from Tulane University in 1991 and her BFA from Columbus College of Art and

lationships between humanmade structures and naturally occurring forms: inspiration and imitation, digestion and destruction, cultivation and captivity. An artist reception will be held on Thursday, November 15, beginning at 5pm. The reception and exhibition are both free and open to the public. The Northcutt Steele Gallery is located on the 1st floor of the Liberal Arts Building on the MSUB campus and is open MondayFriday from 8am to 4pm. For more information visit: www.msubillings.edu/gallery and www. facebook.com/northcuttsteelegallery.

By MSUB News Services University Relations

he Art Students League of Montana State University Billings will hold its art auction at the Yellowstone Art Museums Visible Vault on Saturday, Nov. 17. The fun starts at 6 p.m. at the Visible Vault,

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505 N. 26th St., and the live auction starts at 7:30 p.m. The event is open to the public. Donated art from MSUB students, faculty and community members will be on hand for viewing and purchase. Local businesses have also contributed door prizes and funding to help the club on this large community event. Proceeds from the art auction will support the ASL in purchasing new art equipment, hosting visiting artist workshops and providing scholarships for art students. The club is a non-profit organization with a mission to expand the education of students in and beyond the realm of the classroom. The ASL members focus on encouraging a new generation of artists to set roots in the growing local art community. For more information, asl@yahoo.com or the MSUB please contact ASL at MSUB- Art Department at 257-2324.

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The Field House: Organic delights Childrens theatre holding auditions with industrial design

he new go-to restaurant in Billings for organic comfort food has to be The Field House. Located at 2601 Minnesota Avenue #3, The Field House offers delictible delights that fill your senses the moment you walk through the front door. Thanks to The Field House, my new favorite comfort food has to be their Truffle Fries. My dining partner and I were in heaven as we savored each fry smothered in truffle oil, asiago cheese and herbs. The cacophony of flavor and textures danced on my taste buds; the cheese was still melting over the steamy, fragrant potatoes and

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the truffle oil mixed with the herbs gave them a zesty taste. The main course was a pork loin that was tender and juicy. It was laid over a bed of purple cabbage. As I enjoyed my flavorful meal, I took in the sights and sounds around me. Like many old buildings downtown, the Field House had been remodeled to reflect a modern, industrial look. However, there are some distinct differences; there is a cozy feel to it with its comfy furniture and soft, natural lighting warms you from the inside out. Though the inside of the building is unique and beautiful, the most interesting

thing about The Field House dcor is on the outside. There are large windows that parallel the active railroad tracks and while the trains may be a nuisance while you are driving, while you are eating, it is actually enjoyable to watch them roll by with colorful graffiti that adds interest to the view. The Field House not only has exceptional food and an inviting atmosphere, but they also provide live entertainment on Thursday nights to add a little something extra By Nikky Mosure with your meal. I highly recContributing Writer ommend you venture south of odi Piccoult is a very acthe tracks and treat yourself complished author. Her to some unique cuisine. emotionally moving 2004 novel My Sisters KeepBottom Left: That Burg- er received extensive praise, er: Mountina chees, or- and she has done it again. Her ganic avocado, fried new novel Nineteen Minutes local onion, house thou- looks into the lives of various sand island, local tomato, people involved in a school organic butter lettuce, shooting. In this great read, On the Rise ciabatte Picoult touches on the rarely with Fries with a special, experienced but seldom dishomemade sauce $15: cussed issues of bullying, neMiddle: The Industrial glect and abuse. style of The Field House Would you feel guilty, or offers a unique dining even care, if a friend you experience. Left: Check abandoned for the popular out The Field House on crowd came to school intendThursdays for live music. ing to kill your new friends? Photos by Serene Crees and What if you hated yourself Leah Campbell for loving someone with which you were involved in an abusive relationship? Would you be heartbroken if they were shot, or secretly relieved? What would life after a shooting be the same or different? Piccoult raises all

hildrens Theater is holding auditions for our spring show Beauty is a Beast by D.M. Larson. Auditions will be held November 27, 2012 at 4pm in Petro Theater. The show will be performed for area elementary schools during the week of April 4th-6th.

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Piccoults latest novel focuses on the horrors of school shootings

these questions over the course of the novel. Relegated to the shadows of his perfect older brother Joey, Peter Houghton has been bullied since his first day of kindergarten. Popular, straight-A student Josie Cromier seems to have it all, but is often neglected by her district court judge mother. Although very different, Peter and Josie were best friends until the sixth grade when Josie left Peter in favor of the popular crowd. Now he is unprotected, and subjected to extensive bullying.

In a mission to end his torment, Peter walks into the school with four guns and the intent to kill his abusers. The nineteen minutes that follow change everything and everyone. cial time and have some fun, then you are actually able to accomplish more on the other six days a week than if you used all seven for the same things. They have found that it increases your ability to focus, complete tasks more efficiently and more accurately, as well as increasing the volume of your productivity. It has been also discovered that an individual that takes a day of rest is more patient, has less anxiety and depression, and is also happier in their everyday feelings. They have also been able to find physical benefits to taking a day of rest; lower blood pressure, lower weight, and increased production of happy hormones and an increase in immune system function.

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Cooperative education experiences leads MSUB student to her passion

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Office where she found a new perspective. Stefani Williams, the victim witness coordinator for Yellowstone County, and Lynelle Amen, the Volunteers for Justice Program coordinator, said Rangitsch was a perfect fit for their cooperative education experience. Interns in the office, Amen said, are given important tasks organizing briefing books and court documents and need to be self-starters and trustworthy. It was more than filing papers, they said. The work was a vital part of day-to-day legal proceedings and other office activities. We were able to turn her loose fairly easily, Amen said. She did everything we asked of her and took it a step further. Rangitsch took initiative to talk with sheriffs deputies and Billings Police officers to find out more about their jobs. She rode along with them during shifts, spending time on nights and weekends getting to further understand the system. She found them to be accommodating and encouraging, urging her to continue her pursuits. One of them was Officer Cory Kirkpatrick. A Ryegate native, Kirkpatrick has been an officer with the Billings Police Department for two years working night shift. He was able to show Rangitsch what new officers do on a daily basis and their role in the criminal justice system. The best part was finding out how everything is connected, she said. Those discussions and the experiences got her excited about law enforcement and she added another major: Criminal Justice. Heading into her final year, Rangitsch is now working toward a double major, is active in the Circle K service organization, works on service proj-

ome students come to college to find themselves. Other students come to find a job. Ashlee Rangitsch found her passion. The Montana State University Billings senior from Roundup started her academic career with her eyes on a business degree. But thanks to some hands-on experience with group homes, the Billings Police Department, some probation and parole officer and the Yellowstone County Attorneys Office, she changed course, changed majors and is now determined to change the lives of others. This is exactly what I wanted to do, Rangitsch said during discussion with staff at the Yellowstone County Attorneys Office. I really wanted to get involved. The involvement goes back to personal connections Rangitsch made when she was a sophomore and junior with Mandy Brottem, cooperative education specialist in the Office of Career Services at MSU Billings. When her interest in business seemed to fade, Rangitsch talked with Brottem about a different path. The conversation led the student to changing her major to Human Services and eventually led to a work at some group homes in Billings. Dipping her toe into the water of a human services job led to immediate hiring to fill relief spots. I knew that from day one at the group home that I was in the correct field, she said. Her experience there led her to another internship with Child Protective Services in Roundup and piqued her curiosity about the legal aspects of the field. She contacted Brottem again and got the opportunity to have more handson experience. She applied to be a part of the Volunteers for Justice Program at the Yellowstone County Attorneys

MSU Billings student Ashlee Rangitsch, center, stands with summer cooperative education supervisors Lynelle Amen, left, and Stefani Williams in the Yellowstone County Attorneys Office. Through her cooperative education experiences, the Roundup senior found her passion is now on her way to a double major degree in criminal justice and human services. ects with the Student United Way and is involved with the MSU Billings Student Activities Board. Brottem said Rangitschs experience in a co-op education internship is similar to those by others. They get real-world experience in Montanas largest city with professionals who are leaders in their fields. Because Billings has the largest healthcare, retail, energy and service sectors in the state, opportunities for students exist here that dont in other places. Excluding placements made for teaching experiences in the College of Education, MSU Billings had 241 cooperative education internships in the 2011-12 academic year, Brottem said. Of those 91 were paid positions. Cooperative education internships not only put classroom theory into real-world practice, Brottem said, they help students in making important decisions about their futures. Typically, those internships confirm a students choice in a selected field of study. For Rangitsch, it ratified a new direction. Ive known only one other student who was so completely wowed by the experience that they changed their major, Brottem said. Its been about a year since Rangitsch started her cooperative education experiences and she is still in love with them. She is intrigued by the criminal justice aspect of her work in the county attorneys office and with the human services aspects of probation, parole and community policing. She has learned the lingo of officers and has made many connections. This fall she started work at the Billings Police Department as a Police Support Specialist. My internships paid off, she said. Can you say networking works?! PHOTOS ABOVE: MSU Billings student Ashlee Rangitsch, center, stands with summer cooperative education supervisors Lynelle Amen, left, and Stefani Williams in the Yellowstone County Attorneys Office. Through her cooperative education experiences, the Roundup senior found her passion is now on her way to a double major degree in criminal justice and human services. Below, Rangitsch stands with Billings Police Officer Cory Kirkpatrick. Kirkpatrick was one of officers in the department who provided his perspective on his job to the student during her internship this past summer.

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Rangitsch stands with Billings Police Officer Cory Kirkpatrick. Kirkpatrick was one of officers in the department who provided his perspective on his job to the student during her internship this past summer.

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What is the purpose of the media?

ecent events have led me to ponder the purpose of the media in todays world. It has become obvious that people do not view the media the same way they did in the time surrounding Watergate. In the 70s, a good journalist could make or break the career of any politician. Today, the media no longer has the power it once did. People are used to getting the news in the form of 140-character tweets and news aggregation sites in which people rarely do more than read the excerpt of the article. Maybe this is a side effect of the younger generations general lack of interest in politics and the role they could play in changing the way our country is run. On a more local scale, I lay some of the blame on the former editors of The Retort. The Retort has been around in its various incarnations for almost as long as MSUB has existed, no matter what its name was. For the longest time, The Retort held the torch to the various groups on campus and had the Student Senate afraid to step out of line. Sadly, around 2007, the staff did everything they could to ruin the hard-earned reputation The Retort used to have, and eventually got it shut down. I'm not going to go into specifics, but needless to say, we have been working hard for the past few years to try and rebuild our reputation, with the administration, the Senate, our advertisers, and most importantly - you, our readers. According to Student Senate president, Isaiah Garrison, our overriding purpose is to hold people accountable; himself included. So, if we, or any of you, feel that any organization on campus, the Senate, the various clubs and groups, any of the academic departments, or even the administration are not doing their jobs properly, then we are obligated to hold them responsible in front of the student body. However, this does not mean we do not want to get along with the other groups on campus, for as you may have seen, this year we are taking a more involved role and highlighting the good they do. We are trying to highlight a different group on campus in each is-

Somebody has to be the watchdog, and right now, thats you guys. -Isiah Garrison
sue and talk about some of the good things they do around here. On the flip side, if any of you - students, groups, senators, or staff - feel that we are not doing our job, we implore you to hold us accountable. Submit a letter to the editor, email us, and, if its something major, schedule a meeting with us. We take your complaints, comments, and opinions seriously, but we wont know that anything is wrong if you don't tell us. It is more important now than ever, with how few people get involved in politics on any level, from Student Senate all the way up to congress and the Presidential elections, that media outlets, especially small ones such as The Retort exist outside the realm of influence of any group. We must not be afraid to tackle any story, follow any lead. We cannot, and will not, bow down to the whims and pressure of any group. We will do what is best for our readers, and if one of our readers wants to share their opinion, we are obligated to allow them to speak. Whether or not we agree with that opinion is irrelevant. In the words of the ASMSUB President Isaiah Garrison, Somebody has to be the watchdog, and right now that's you guys [The Retort]. If we aren't out there talking to the students, going to Student Senate meetings, investigating both complaints and praises from students and staff, we wouldn't be doing our job - the job that you the students pay us to do. I leave you with a quote from Evelyn Beatrice Hall, who wrote a biography on the philosopher Voltaire, I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it."

Are there really benefits to eating organic?

Paulina Carrillo Columnist

s organic food better for you than non-organic food? Is it worth the higher price? I do not think so. Food is food no matter where you get it from. Studies even suggest that organic food is not worth the money. Stanford University's Dr. Dena Brevata and Dr. Christal Smith state that there is hardly any nutritional difference between organic and regular food. However, organic foods offer other advantages. Organic farmers use natural fertilizers such as manure and compost rather than the chemicals that

are used to grow other foods. These chemicals are often washed into oceans, rivers, and lakes, killing aquatic life. Humans are affected by these chemicals as well. Farmers who have experienced prolonged exposure to pesticides and fertilizers can suffer from neurological damage, headaches, hand tremors, and dizziness. These chemicals can also impair the neurological development of children. However, research has determined that the amount of chemicals in conventional foods is within safety limits, and only farmers are subject

to these kinds of side effects. I agree with Dustin Hellinger, an MSUB creative writing major, who says, Even though organic food is good for the body and for the mind, it is pretty expensive to purchase unless you grow it yourself. Organic food is typically priced much higher than conventional foods. For example, a half-gallon of organic milk at Walmart will cost you almost $4.00, whereas half a gallon of conventional milk at Walmart will cost you about $2. So, do you still think organic food is more convenient to purchase over conventional food?

Technology Taking over our lives

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lectronic devices have become a part of daily life for Americans in this day and age. Cell phones, mp3 players, computers, and electronic planning devices are taking over. The question is, are we relying on our mechanical friends way too much? Americans use their cell phones for everything. We are constantly texting and emailing instead of having face to face conversations. These devices are a convenience, but when they malfunction, we are left in the dark. Instead of fighting the trend, many schools are starting to incorporate electronic devices into daily routines. Colleges are requesting that students use chat rooms and email to coordinate group projects instead of face to face meetings and discussions. Many argue that as a society we have gotten too, busy and we need these devices to make our days easier. I agree that they make our lives easier, but we seem to let convenience become a part of daily routine. When we have nothing to do, we turn on the

computer and jump on a social networking site instead of taking a walk with the dog or going out with friends. What happened to going to the movies or the mall? These activities have been replaced by electronic devices. The shortcuts dont stop there. Not only do we rely on electronic devices to gain a few minutes here or there, but we are forgoing community events like farmers market in favor of time-saving box

stores like Walmart. As ontanans, we owe it to ourselves to take advantage of our environment. But, doing so might take us out of range of cell phone reception, and that is a problem for most. Camping or hiking offer a refreshing break from the hold that electronic devices have over us. Maybe that clearheadedness can be used to devise ways to stop cutting corners and appreciate life more.

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uns on campus; just wounded, and two young men the thought of it is could have thrown their lives enough to scare most away for nothing. people. There is the other way it 50 years ago, it wasnt un- could have gone, which, if common to see a hunting rifle certain activists and memhanging in the back window bers of our legislature have of most high school students their way, could have been pickup trucks. In the years af- possible. We could have had ter Columbine and Virginia a shooting on our hands. The Tech, even the rumor of some- way events could have hapone carrying a gun on campus pened if these people had is enough to send this campus their way, there could have into lockdown, and the com- actually been a shooting. The munity surrounding it into two ROTC cadets could have panic. been shot by a student who, Two years ago, we saw due to what could have been firsthand the reaction to a gun a state law, was legally carryon campus. Within sixty sec- ing a concealed weapon. Inonds of the call to 911, Bill- stead of having two possible ings PD had officers on the shooters on campus, the pocampus, coordinating with lice would have had one accampus police. Thirty min- tive shooter, who was in his utes later, the situation was re- belief, protecting himself and solved peacefully. Thankfully, his fellow students. it ended up being two ROTC Currently, we have both a cadets moving their mock state law, and a Board of ReM16 training weapons across gents policy banning weapcampus to store them in their ons from campus. The only car. Things could have turned exception to the law and polout a lot worse. They could icy is armed security officer have been actual gunmen, and police officers in the purand we could have had a mas- suit of their duties. Gary Marsacre on our hands like what but, president of the Montana happened at Virginia Tech; Shooting Sports Association students and staff dead and contends that this law leaves

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students and faculty vulnerable to others who are out to do harm. In our society, were all vulnerable to ill intent. The reality is, there is never a police officer around when you need one. However, we live in a relatively safe environment here in Billings, and our crime rate is relatively low, Scott Forshee, Chief of Campus Police, said. In 2011, State Representative Krayton Kerns, Republican Laurel, submitted a bill to legislature allowing concealed carry permit holders to carry guns in places they are currently banned, like government buildings, banks, and school campuses. This is by no means a new proposal. Gun rights activists have been trying this for years, and every time you hear of a shooting, especially in places where weapons are banned, the most common reaction you get is, well things could have turned out differently if people were allowed to carry guns in there. Take the Aurora shooting for example. If guns were allowed in that theater, what might have happened? Sure, best case scenario, a movie goer sees the

gunman, and shoots him before he has a chance to fire off more than a couple rounds. Then there is the way it most likely would have gone: one or more people in the audience would be carrying weapons, in a darkened theater, full of panicking people, someone whos scared, and has no psychological training to handle an event such as this, would end up firing blindly, possibly harming more innocent people than the original gunman did. Chief Forshee is against such a policy change, and has been each time such legislation has been proposed: Were asking for more problems to deal with if we allow them [firearms on campus] When asked what they thought about students being able to carry guns on campus, here is what some MSUB students had to say: I think it would be a disservice to the safety of the general student population to allow firearms on any college campus that is not a military academy. Nate Evans said. The BOR [Board of Regents] has no authority to overrule the 2nd Amendment, - ASMSUB VP Nik

I think it would be a disservice to the safety of the general student population to allow firearms on any college campus that is not a military academy. -Nate Evans The BOR [Board of Regentss] has no authority to overrule the 2nd Amendment -Nik Wong This is Montana. I would hope that if students already have a ccw, then they would know how to be responsible with a gun already. Although, I cant imagine needing one on campus for any reason short of a bear wandering into class. -Holly Daniels
Wong said. This is Montana. I would hope that if students already have a ccw, then they know how to be responsible with a gun already. Although, I can't imagine needing one on campus for any reason short of a bear wandering into class, Holly Daniels said. still believe in magic and fairytales. These numbskulls, some of which call themselves Christians, have ruined conservatism with their cult-voodoo-lies. They actively fight against science and thought. They dont even get that their religion is more close to communism then it is capitalism and they have to do strange brain contortions to justify their market-apologetics. PATHETIC! This is no more apparent than their mind-numbing-brainwashed denial of evolution. This culminates in their prolife agenda. They dont get that Amoral-liberals killing their pinko-progeny is a good thing. Those silly liberals say they believe in evolution, yet their birth rate is lower and abortion rate higher. Eventually, this cancer will just eat itself and I am all for it. If a person is amoral or lazy enough to kill their offspring because its too much work, thats a boon because they obviously lack the tools necessary to raise a child right. In fact, Donohue-Levitt hypothesis postulates that the drop in crime in the 80s and 90s was completely due to the legalization of abortion. Horrible leftist-parents were able to Currently, only 5 states allow the carrying of weapons on college campuses, Colorado, Mississippi, Oregon, Utah, and Wisconsin. You can read more about such laws at http://www.ncsl.org/issuesresearch/educ/guns-on-cam pus-overview.aspx end their childs lives instead of raising unloved criminals. If that means that I dont have to worry about my car getting stolen or house vandalized, I support it. If that means our already full-to-the brim prisons have less people, I wholly approve. If I can feel safer walking down the street because human criminal factories are no longer in production, I cannot deny the benefits nor should you, dear reader. Im Ayn Onymous and I am your conservative lifeboat in the sea of liberal mediocrity.

Being an american means loving your country

urricane Sandy's recent streak of terror on the East Coast gave many the opportunity to complain about our government rather that to concern themselves with the safety and well-being of their fellow Americans. How un-patriotic does it get? Making accusations against the government after a natural disaster devastated so many innocent lives is disgusting; these treasoners' time would have been better spent donating some of their precious money. While they may seem to have superpowers, FEMA, the Red Cross, and other rescue agencies have neither the strength of a billion people nor the powers to teleport, and so it is not realistic to expect that everyone affected can be helped immediately. Additionally, it is unfair to compare our rescue efforts with those of other countries. Of course, the Japanese were more organized and cooperative after the tsunami hit them; they are much more ac-

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customed to battling Mother Nature than those on America's east coast. And why aren't they stepping forth to help us as we helped them? Americans donated $302 through the Red Cross alone to aid in tsunami relief efforts, while a mere $2 million has been raised for those affected by Hurricane Sandy. Not only are we not receiving assistance from other countries, but Americans would rather donate to foreign causes than to their own country. It is time to appreciate your country a little more. If you had experienced life-altering devastation at the hand of Mother Nature you would look to your fellow Americans more than ever. Remember, it could be worse. Your government is far from perfect. If you dont like it, get out!

Am I whats wrong with conservatism? nope.

he hippy horde of The Retort strikes yet another blow on the bow of professionalism, either there is only room for one conservative voice or they are getting cold feet publishing the most popular column in The Retorts recent history. For whatever reason, they did not print my column last issue; my gut tells me it is more sinister, in my previously printed article I lambasted them for their pathetic editing regimen, and purposely included a handful of mistakes as a trap. I was not surprised when the brain-dead-

editors were blindly snared. It was the focus of my curiously missing column. At any rate it looks like I have bigger fish to fry. Kendra Carter, child, I was out protesting when you were in diapers. You seem to think I am the problem with conservatism, darling please. Your party lost an election to one of the worst presidents of the last century. Only the Republicans could screw up that much of a sure thing. Your party has a myriad of problems including its shameless need for brain-dead political hotties like Sarah Palin; I have yet to see any evidence that you arent just another one of these, your win from the no-name publication Tygrrr Express (I only hope that was a typo) speaks volumes. What work have you done again? Oh yeah, youve gone to meetings and fundraisers -wow, riveting. You should be nominated for Republican stooge of the year. I am just as critical, if not more, of so called conservatives around today. Im not worried if I alienate them; they deserve it. The real problem is that the conservative movement has been hijacked by tribal-cavemen that

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By MSU BILLINGS MSUB Athletics

he Montana State University Billings men's basketball team picked up a 91-72 win at Carroll College in an exhibition contest Saturday. The Yellowjackets' Jarrell Crayton led all scorers with 26 points. The senior was 10for-13 from the field. He also added a game-high nine rebounds. Four other MSUB players finished with double-figure scoring. Cameron Cusworth and Omar McDade both had 12 points, while Sam Johnson and Brian Ridgeway both added 10. I thought Jarrell played really well, MSUB head coach Jamie Stevens said. He stayed out of foul trouble, rebounded well around the bas-

ket, and was really just good all around. He will be good for us this season if he can just stay out of foul trouble. Montana State Billings had a 30-24 rebound advantage over the Saints (0-1). The Yellowjackets finished 51 percent from the field, while Carroll shot 52 percent. MSUB made 12 of its 30 three-point attempts, while the Saints were 2-of-10. MSU Billings was 9-for-10 from the freethrow line, and Carroll was 10-of-11. MSU Billings committed only nine turnovers, while Carroll had 13. The Yellowjackets led at halftime, 53-30, and led by as many as 35 points in the second half. Carroll would close within 19 points, including

the final score. Dennis Mikelonis led CC with 17 points, followed by Noah Kone-Nelson with 14 points, and Nick Jones at 11. Mikelonis added a team-high six rebounds. It was a great effort by our guys tonight, Stevens said. All 12 guys really contributed, making it a great balanced effort. It was our second exhibition with five guys in double figures. It was another case of us sharing the ball real well too. That's really what we want to do this season, so any guy can step up on any night. The Yellowjackets open their regular season schedule next Saturday at home against Black Hills State (11). Tipoff is scheduled for 7 p.m. It's White Out Night in Alterowitz Gymnasium. Fans are encouraged to wear white to support MSUB. Live video and stats will be available on MSUBSports.com.

Pair of Road Games

By MSU BILLINGS MSUB Athletics

fter a very competitive exhibition match with interstate rival University of Great Falls, Montana State Billings women's basketball team will play a pair of away regular season non-conference games. The Yellowjackets will play Black Hills State University on Saturday, Nov. 10 then Chadron State College on Sunday, Nov. 11. In last week's exhibition match Bobbi Knudsen's and Janiel Olson combined for 30 points and 17 rebounds as MSUB defeated the Argos 64-52 for the second consecutive year. The Yellowjackets shot 40 percent from the field and 77.8 from the free throw line. I thought we played hard but we definitely had some first game jitters; Great Falls played very well, they have great size and I thought they battled hard, stated head coach Kevin Woodin. I was pleased that we improved throughout the game. I felt in the second half we controlled the tempo better and we had some quality possessions and clutch free throw shooting down the stretch. With their first taste of live action behind them, MSUB now will start their regular season slate on the road against two solid programs. First the Jackets will head to Spearfish, S.D. to face Black Hills State University on Saturday, Nov. 10. Also called the Yellow Jackets, Black Hills State has played two games this season with one being an exhibition against Dickinson State University, The Yellow Jackets lost to Division I opponent South Dakota State University 9048 last Thursday, Nov. 1 but bounced back to defeat Dickinson State 82-60 on Saturday Nov. 3. MSUB will need to key on several of Black Hills' players as they have turned in solid performances in their two contests. Guard Chelsey Biegler has scored 51 points and grabbed 13 rebounds in last week's games, including a 35 point night against Dickinson State. Guard Dakota Barrie has recorded 15 points and 11 rebounds, while forward Lowgan Cowan has scored 19 points in their first pair of games. The Yellowjackets will look for Brooke Tolman to continue her defensive pressure on the perimeter as she recorded three steals against Great Falls. In last year's matchup MSUB defeated Black Hills State 59-40. Sophomore forward Kayleen Goggins recorded 13 points and five rebounds in the event. Following their Saturday matchup the Jackets will head

Cory Lovec Sports Writer

NFL 2012 Midseason Report

ride that has kept us guessing since opening day. Injuries have severely hurt some teams early in the season, and have the potential to further impede some teams chances to make a deep playoff run. Specifically, the Baltimore Ravens, Houston Texans, Green Bay Packers, and Pittsburgh Steelers are all teams that thus far have been able to overcome injuries, but some of these teams have had significant injuries to vital players - like Ray Lewis of the Ravens - and may have trouble throughout the rest of the season. Attendance at NFL games through week nine is at 65,610 (up more than 1000 per game when compared to last year) and 128 of the 132 games (97%) have sold out for local television - the third highest rate ever. This goes to show that the popularity of the NFL is as high as ever - which is also evident by the fact that fantasy football is being played at a very high rate. Fantasy football has almost become synonymous with the NFL. It seems that every fan has his or her own fantasy team, and many fans are involved in multiple fan-

he National Football League has had its share of surprises through the halfway point of the season. Through week nine, the Atlanta Falcons remain the only undefeated team, and each NFL team has a win. The New Orleans Saints, fresh off of their Bounty Gate scandal and multiple suspensions, are just 3-5 so far this season. Peyton Manning has returned to the NFL and is right back to his MVP-caliber playing. The New England Patriots are the fourth-best rush offense! Andrew Luck and Robert Griffin III are doing exactly what experts thought they would do, which is to immediately make a difference for their teams. Teams that had hot starts early - specifically the Arizona Cardinals and the Minnesota Vikings - have since been ice cold. And, of course, one of the biggest stories of the year thus far was the return of the NFL referees after a controversial call in a questionable game-ending play of a Monday Night Football game in which the Seattle Seahawks defeated the Green Bay Packers. Yes, the 2012 NFL season has been a roller coaster

tasy leagues. Whether or not fantasy football is actually good for the integrity of the league or not is another story, but there is no argument that fantasy football has definitely increased popularity of the league, and has helped broaden the fan base of the NFL. Fantasy football sleepers and busts have been argued about for nine weeks, and with the fantasy football playoffs just around the corner for some leagues, these arguments will only get more involved. Its never too early to talk about MVP candidates, and this season seems to have a large crop of them. Of course, quarterbacks are always the leading candidates for winning MVP, and this year is like any other; Peyton Manning, Matt Ryan, Aaron Rodgers, and even rookie Andrew Luck are all candidates for MVP (just to name a few), as are running back Arian Foster and linebacker/defensive end J.J. Watt, both of the Houston Texans. Candidates have a half a season to expand their already impressive resumes. As always, it is too early for any concrete predictions to be made for playoffs or awards - with half a season left, anything could happen, which is a good reason to stay tuned and watch!

into Chadron, Neb. on Sunday for their bout against Chadron State College. The Eagles will look to avenge their lost from 2011-12 as MSUB defeated Chadron 77-50 in Alterowitz Gymnasium. Thus far the Eagles have played two exhibition games in 2012-13 against Division I opponents Brigham Young University and the U.S. Air Force Academy. While Chadron lost both contests, they had a solid outing from Dallas Shaw in their BYU matchup as she dropped 17 points and tallied five rebounds. Versus the Air Force Academy they had three players score in double digits as guard Jazmin Lopez led the team with 14 points and nine rebounds. I am excited for our team to start the regular season, Woodin said. Opening on the road presents a great challenge for us. Both Black Hills State and Chadron State should be much improved over a year ago. I expect us to play at a high level and we will need to execute consistently in order to come out on top. To be successful on their first weekend of regular season play, MSUB will not only need a great defensive effort from the starting backcourt but also from reserves Annie DePuydt, Austin Hanser and Brandy Kumm. While Saturday's game versus Black Hills State will not be streamed or have live stats, Yellowjacket fans can visit www.chadroneagles. com for live stats of Sunday's contest against Chadron State.

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Cory Lovec Sports Writer

In both 1962 and 1963 EMC was the conference runner-up, and in 1964 and 1965 EMC won the conference championship. Monahan was the all-conference quarterback in 1964, and finished his career in the top ten in several passing categories. Cameron Munoz was a member of the MSUB Mens Basketball team from 20022006. He holds the NCAA Division II national career record for three-point field goals made (451). Munoz won several All-West Region and All-Heartland Conference awards in his career, and in 2002-2003 was named Pac West Freshman of the Year. He finished his career in the top ten in many different categories, including: 2nd alltime in points scored (1,879), 3rd in three-point field goal percentage (.433), 4th in field goals made (592), 4th in free throw percentage (.841) and tied for 7th in points per game (19.0). Michelle (Lieber) Rodgers competed for the Yellowjackets women's basketball team from 2004-07 and is the most recent recipient of a Daktronics NCAA DII All-American award during her senior season. She finished her career 18th all-time in career points at MSUB (1,115), first in career field goal percentage (0.665), and also first in single-season field goal percentage (0.681). She was a twotime Heartland Conference Player of the Year as well as a two-time All-Heartland Conference first team selection (2005-06, 2006-07).

MSUB Cross Country Places Eight on AllAcademic List

Cory Lovec Sports Writer
Mayes: I think my athleticism, that and Im patient and know how to read an offensive player. Lovec: You really turned it on at the end of the year, and wrapped up the season with winning the GNAC Tournament. What changed for your team at the end of the season to make you so successful? Mayes: Just the feeling that the college career was coming to an end. Everyone was really playing hard every game. We really wanted to end on the right note. Lovec: What was your favorite part about being involved in college athletics? Mayes: Hmmmgood question. I would say just being able to continue school I guess, because I never really wanted to come to college, and it made me want to and then finish it up. Lovec: Are you still involved with the Yellowjackets this year? Mayes: Not really; I really dont do much with them. I still do go and watch the practices, but not really involved all that much. Lovec: Now that your eligibility is up and your basketball career here is over, what do you plan to do with your life? What are your future goals? Mayes: Well, I have two semesters left at college. Ill do some basketball tryouts in the summertime, and will go to some tryouts in the spring; I plan to continue playing as long as Im young and healthy. After basketball Ill probably be a broadcaster or something, because my degree will be in public relations/communications. Lovec: What is a typical day in the life of Robert Mayes? Mayes: Music and just hanging with friends. I really dont do much - Im pretty laid back. But always music. Lovec: So, do you have any projections for this years mens basketball team? Mayes: Ive seen them play; you know, theyre a totally different team. Theres not really many big guys, but I feel like they could make a run, and definitely think they could make the conference he Montana State University Billings' women's and men's cross country teams had eight student-athletes named to the Great Northwest Athletic Conference All-Academic team Thursday. The Yellowjackets' Mary Owen was one of 10 athletes in the conference to be named to the team for the third year in a row. Joining Owen from MSUB was Melanie Bock, Elizabeth Brown, Renae Hepfner, Alex McBroom, Daniel Lombardi, Katelynn Meyer, and Tyson Vanderby. A total of 69 student-athletes 31 men and 38 women were named to the all-conference academic team. Heading up the academic squad are three athletes Joe Berger of Saint Martin's and Bryn Haebe and Christi Schmitz, both from Alaska Anchorage with perfect 4.00 GPAs. Helen Crofts of Simon Fraser has a 4.15 in the Canadian grading system which awards 4.33 points for an A+. To qualify for the academic team athletes must have a minimum GPA of at least 3.20 and competing in at least their second season at their respective universities. tournament. Lovec: Well, is there anything else youd like to share? Mayes: Not really. Thanks. This year certainly could be an interesting one for the Jackets. They return only four players to their roster, and its hard to tell how well the 11 newcomers will mesh and how quickly they can build team chemistry. This, along with what Coach Stevens described as one of the most challenging schedules in Division II and playing in one of the toughest conferences out there wont make it any easier for the team. If they can find that harmony and learn quickly how to play with each other, this could very well be an interesting year for the Jackets - so make it a point to go out and support them at their games. Im sure Robert will.

ominations for the 2013 Montana State University Billings Yellowjackets Hall of Fame are open. The MSUB Hall of Fame is set aside for those who have made a significant contribution to Yellowjacket Athletics as a student-athlete, coach, or other person closely connected to the program OR have made a significant contribution to business, education, coaching, or some other aspect of society since having been a Yellowjacket student-athlete, coach, or other person closely connected to the program. Heres the list (and short summary) of 2012 MSUB Hall of Fame inductees: Jeff Aumend is credited as being the pioneer of the Yellowjacket softball program, commencing the program in 2000. He was vital in signing Cenex as the sponsor to help fund the building of MSUB's Cenex Stadium. In 2005, his final season, the Jackets made their first ever NCAA Softball Tournament appearance with a final record of 36-14 and finished in the top 25 in the country (going 2-2 in the tourney.) In his tenure Aumend coached one All-American, six All-Region selections, and 22 All-Conference honorees, as well as the 2005 Pac West Conference Pitcher of the Year. Gary Monahan played football at MSUB (then Eastern Montana College, or EMC) from 1962-65, and was a four-time letterman. He was also co-captain during the 1963 and 1964 seasons.

s a senior last year, Robert Mayes helped lead the MSUB Mens Basketball team to its first Great Northwest Athletic Conference (GNAC) Tournament title in program history. Individually, Mayes played great in the tournament, and was named the GNAC Tournament MVP. For the Jackets last year, Mayes marked 12.1 points/game, 7.4 rebounds/ game, and 1.2 blocks/game. Mayes can no longer play basketball at MSUB because his eligibility is used up (he was a senior in basketball last year), but hes a player that the Jackets will undeniably miss. Last week I had a chance to catch Robert for an interview: Name: Robert Lamont Mayes Age and year in school: 22, fifth-year senior Hometown: Houston Texas Sport at MSUB: Basketball Sports participated in throughout athletic career: Basketball Cory Lovec: What got you started in athletics? Robert Mayes: Just my high school coach - he saw I had height, and wanted me to try out; I didnt play until high school. I fell in love by my sophomore year. Lovec: What would you consider to be your ultimate achievement in your sport? Mayes: Being able to play in college; a lot of kids dont get to play, so just being able to is an honor. Other than that, Id have to say becoming MVP of the conference tournament last year. Lovec: What was the best advice you were ever given? Mayes: To always go out and give it my all. Lovec: So do you have a Jeff Aumend (above left) and Cameron Munoz (above right) are both nominated for the 2012 Hall of Fame. saying or motto that you live your life by? Mayes: If you believe you can do, it you can do it. Thats what my mom was always telling me. Lovec: How did you get motivated for a big game? Mayes: I listened to music.

By MSU BILLINGS MSUB Athletics

Other than that I didnt really do anything specific. Lovec: All right! What kind of music? Mayes: Hip-hop and rap mostly. Lovec: So, you went to Casper College before coming to MSUB. What brought you to Montana in the first place? Mayes: I got a scholarship to Casper and that worked out pretty good. Then I just chose MSUB because it was close to Casper. I had a girlfriend there, and I was getting

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used to the way people lived up here. Lovec: You ended your career ranked sixth at MSUB all time for blocks with 49. What made you so effective as a blocker?

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By TABBY MAUST Outdoors Writer

Frozen waterfalls offer outdoor enthusiasts a new challenge

hen thinking of a cold winter day, some people think of enjoying time inside; a warm fire glowing, a cup of hot cocoa in hand, shoulders wrapped snug around a blanket. And then, there are other people who wait for that ice and snow with a grin on their face and boots waiting at the door; those who refuse to let the summer months be the only outdoor season in Montana. Certainty, these would be the people who would refuse to let their favorite sport be confined to only a certain time of year. Thus, we have ice climbing! Ice climbing is the sport of climbing frozen water falls. The ice climbing season lasts from Thanksgiving to April. The activity is an adaptation of rock climbing made specifically for the winter months. This adaptation requires all the skills for rock climbing but also incorporates the cold, greater physical demands, and an even greater level of risk. While some of the gear crosses over from average rock climbing gear, it also requires ice axes, mountaineering boots and cramponsspikes that allow climbers to scale the frozen fall. Climbers also need gear to protect against the freezing cold and the ice. Yet, despite the cold and potential danger, the thrill of ice climbing draws many a climber to the icy ribbons of excitement. Justin Hickert, a graduate from Montana State University Billings, is an ice climbing enthusiast and tells the beginner ice climber the best way to get started is to hire a guide or go with someone who has knowledge in the subject. Its very technical, explains Hickert. Hickert says that there are many guides available in Montana, although he started out at the Bozeman Ice Fest. It is there that every year in December, ice climbers and aspiring ice climbers gather to celebrate the sport, and to learn. There they offer an ice climbing clinic in which the experts in their field share knowledge and rent out gear to show the newcomers how to get started. Another way to get a start in ice climbing is to contact the Montana Mountaineering Association, a group dedicated to teaching mountain climbing skills. They offer classes in back-country skiing, rock climbing classes, and ice climbing classes. December 16th and 17th are their Ice Season Opener, perfect for the beginner ice climber. However, if you want to start before then and locally, Billings' indoor climbing gym, Steep World, has all the ice climbing

gear for rent as well as experts available for advice. For Hickert, the thrill lies in the everchanging, unique frozen water that serves as terrain. You climb it one week and the next week it can be different, Hickert says. Its always a new challenge. Luckily, our state provides many wonderful spots perfect for ice climbing. One of the most popular is Hyalite Canyon outside of Bozeman. At the Canyon, there are many different climbs perfect for the beginner to the expert, and it is there that the Bozeman Ice Festival honors. And where would Hickert go if he could choose anywhere in the world to ice climb? Montana is just so awesome, it is hard to think of other places to go, Hickert says, citing Hyalite Canyon and right outside of Red Lodge as his frequented climbing areas. However, in a dream scenario, Hickert would try his hand over at some of the famous cites in Europe. The sport requires not just an ability for physical exertion and an ability to withstand the cold, but certainly a lust for the extreme. So, instead of snuggling in this winter, get geared up for the extreme and take to the ice!

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