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No shirts!
No shoes!
Beating kids up any time that I choose!
ADULTS:
My house! My yard!
What’s these charges on my credit card?
My porch! My word!
CROCKER: It’s not my problem ‘til September Third!
My town! My chow!
I hadn’t realized ‘til up ‘til now!
They can do those things we parents forbid!
They’ll kill themselves this summer
Cuz these kids are being kids!
WE’RE PIXIES!
We’re Pixies! We’re Pixies!
Check out our mad, wicked Mixies!
We’ve got square heads!
Big pointy caps!
Clean out your ears and hear our rap!
H.P.:
I’m H.P., yo! I am in charge!
I may be small, but my goals are large!
I’m not a hater,
but I must cater,
to my mission, my ambition,
to be dictator!
SANDERSON:
I’m Sanderson!
I’m Anti-fun!
And all those Fairies can bite my bun!
With my boss H.P.,
we’re gonna be,
the new leaders of the Fairies!
H.P.:
You got that, G!
FLAPPY BOB:
I’m Flappy Bob!
I ain’t no clown!
Oh, wait... My shoes...
Hey, I am a clown!
A clown that raps!
A Bob that flaps!
Gonna get Timmy Turner
in a clown-based trap!
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ALL THREE:
With Pixies! Yeah Pixies!
ALL THREE:
TO PIXIES!
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GET FLAPPY!
FLAPPY BOB:
You’re sitting here complaining!
‘Bout all that you’ve been through.
And with the whole summer remainng,
you must be asking “Who?”
CLOWN CHEERLEADERS:
(cheered)
Flap flap flap flap flappity doo!
Flappy is the clown for you!
Flap flap flap flap flappity dee!
Flappy is the clown for me!
Flap flap flappity doo!
Flap Flappity doh!
Flappy is the way to go!
FLAPPY BOB:
Before they poke their eyes out!
Before they break their knees!
Before your home’s invaded by
a swarm of angry bees!
Why sit here just complaining!
Why even take the chance!
Drop your punks off to your buddy
with the Polka-Dotta pants!
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Get Flappy!
ALL ADULTS:
GET FLAPPY!!!
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Note: We’re in Fairyworld… The Pixies are pointing all this out to Jorgen
(Note: We hear “We’re Pixies! We’re Pixies! Check out our mad wicked mixies!”
Beneath the last two verses of this song.)
To my knuckles!
You will buckles!
Like a chicken you will cluck-sles!
For I so do love Da Rules-les
and I know “Da Rules” love me!
With my bi-ceps!
I must try-cepts!
To see that kids are now denied-ceps!
The magic we supplied-cepts!
For your jobs must be retooled!
(key change)
UNFUNDAMENTALS
Oh, I’m a clown face
on the outside
but a frown face
on the inside
‘Cuz this town here
where I reside
needs a new reality!
due to the
…Unfundamentals
I'll be
so very gentle.
There's no
Accident-a-mentals
or Strife!
Just trust my
unfundamentals!
While you’re
transcontinental!
Just leave your
precious children's hands in mine!
As I make this very town
and make the world renowned
and make all that's fun
Unfundamentally mine!
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Yes, I know
…He’s a moron
With a brain
Made of Boron.
And yet I find
I’m drawn to him
magically!
Though my shoes
Smell like tarpits
And I don’t
Wash my armpits
I like monkeys too much,
but I know she
doesn’t care!
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Montage to a Fairy Court – Cosmo and Wanda face a Judge and Jury. Key change.