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This work is a list of my general sayings/aphorisms/quotations, which excludes Quotations Superultramodern Science and Philosophy. In other words, the quotations in this list are not peculiar to "Superultramodern Science and Philosophy". Quotations Superultramodern Science and Philosophy can be found at http://works.bepress.com/kedar_joshi/17/.

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ABSENCE Even absence is present.

AMBITION Ambition is the hypocrisy of greed. Ambition is hypocritical greed. (Variant) I do not want to design philosophy to nourish ambition; I want to design ambition to nourish philosophy. Ambition tends to be ungrateful. I do not like ambitious people; I like overambitious people.

ANARCHY Disorder and anarchy have ever thrived in the world, since it allows advertently or inadvertently the incompetent the freedom they do not deserve.

ASIA Asia is the 21st centurys deadliest monster. The Devil has taken the shape of Asia and His heart is India.

BANGLADESH Is it Bangladesh or Bhangardesh?

BHAGAVAD-GITA The message of Bhagavad-gita is inherently satanic and Bhagavad-gita is Hindu terrorism.

According to the Gita its verses 9:32 & 9:33 women are either unrighteous brahmanas or not brahmanas at all. If they are unrighteous brahmanas, they are unrighteous anyway, and if they are not brahmanas at all, the women who do the works of brahmanas e.g. the work of a professional teacher would be unrighteous, as per 18:47 & 18:48. The Bhagavad-gita is a philosophical melodrama. Although, through my work The Satanic Verses of Bhagavad-Gita, I have been highly critical of Bhagavad-gita, I have pleasure admitting honestly that Gita does appear to have a profound metaphysic and a spiritually motivating philosophy of life. In fact, it prominently shares similarities with my theories & philosophy, especially the UQV theory. My most beloved verses of the Gita are these fourteen 2:2, 2:3, 2:4, 2:11, 2:12, 2:23, 2:34, 2:37, 2:38, 2:47, 4:7, 4:8, 15:15, and 18:78. I find them very inspiring, melodious, and mesmerising, even though I may not have to agree with all of their meanings. I often like them when they are taken out of their original context and when they are seen through my own philosophical perspective. And I must admit that especially because of these verses the Gita has a very special place in my heart. Bhagavad-gita: What sense! What nonsense! Bhagavad-gita: So much sense! So much nonsense! (Variant) The Holy Bhagavad Gita by Modern Indians | | | [ | | | | ? Modern Arjuna to Modern Krishna | | , | [ | , | | ? | | | | Modern Krishnas response to Modern Arjuna

BOLLYWOOD That which is good is not new and that which is new is not good. Isnt that Bollywood? I am not the 4th idiot to watch 3 Idiots. Dabangg is what India is coming to. Kareena Kapoor the Filmfare Award winning Bollywood actress looks like a stunning hijra. Doesnt Kareena Kapoor the much-celebrated Bollywood actress actually look like a beautiful hijra? (Variant)

BRAHMANS Its a true punishment for a true Brahman to live in India the land of Sudras; and a true Brahman is one who understands the trueness of the punishment. The true Brahman does not belong to India. He is in terrible minority in both quantitative and qualitative sense, and India is not his country anymore.

BRAIN Brain is a saintly organ it never feels for itself; it feels only for others.

BRITAIN I feel that Britains contribution to the world is unmatched and requiting it would be a Herculean task. Tell me, which country has the greatest scientific and technological achievements to date? Which country was at the centre of the industrial revolution? Which country has had the largest empire in history? Which language has become the lingua franca of the world? Which country originated modern versions or codes of major sports being played today? Which country has the worlds largest banking group? Which country has the worlds largest broadcaster? Which single university has produced the largest number of Nobel Laureates? Which is the largest university press in the world? And which city

has been named as the capital of the world for the 21st century? Its all about Great Britain! I fear the naturally liberal attitude of the British might turn out to be selfdestructive. Put the achievements of Great Britain in one scale of the balance and those of the other nations in the other, the former scale would be strikingly lower. A world without Britain is like a jungle without the lion. Britains geographical and cultural position is such that the welfare of the world lies essentially in the welfare of Britain. I hope Britain doesnt have more reasons to be anti-Joshi than I have to be proBritish. It is kind of amusing that Britain had Hitler and Gandhi as enemies at the same time. Which of these inventions/discoveries/phenomena were not made by Great Britain? (Come on guys, all of them were made by Great Britain, and not the USA) Computer science and artificial intelligence The electron The World Wide Web The first programmable mechanical computer The structure of the DNA molecule The theory of evolution by natural selection The first scientific theory of gravitation Immunology The first practical telephone The English Language Also, Hydrogen The Railway The first practical television system The turbojet engine Penicillin The incandescent light bulb The electric clock

The fax machine The first two-stroke engine The Automated Teller Machine The modern postal service The Industrial Revolution Cricket Modern Tennis Modern Football

BRITISH ASIANS \ ; | English translation: The son/daughter of an Englishman is never good; the one who is good is (fucking) also the son/daughter of a pig. An apparently common opinion of British Asians, perhaps particularly British Bangladeshis, on the English people.

BRITISH EMPIRE Britain without an empire is like the lion without a roar. A world without the British Empire is like a school without the headmaster. As the rule of the superior human over the rest of the creatures can be objectively considered right, the rule of Great Britain over the rest of the world can be fairly considered right. I am a true son of the British Empire made, moulded, and motivated genetically by its majesty. The British Empire was a great service to humanity, for it was a service to the cream of humanity. The British Empire was in effect a promising system to transfer wealth and power from the wrong hands to the right hands. If I had a couple of planets in a stronger position in my horoscope, the British Empire would have been resurrected by now. I will launch Chale Aao Movement in contrast with the Chale Jao Movement launched in the 20th century against the British rule in India. 6

I long to see the Union Flag flying high over New Delhi. I long to see the Union Jack flying high over New Delhi. (Variant) I wish to see Rama Rajya in India. I doubt it will ever be attained. But I believe the road to such Rajya can best be paved through the revival of the British Raj. The best thing that ever happened to India is the rise of the British Raj and the worst thing that ever happened to her is the fall of the Raj. The Mafia Raj will be gone once the British Raj is back. Better to be savaged by the lion than by the wild dogs.

CAMBRIDGE Every street, every building, every college, and every bridge in Cambridge is a piece of my heart. I nearly fell in love with Cambridge and England in MayJune 2001, when I got a copy of the University of Cambridge, Graduate Studies Prospectus 2001-02. Although it had no pictures it made me feel that Cambridge was the place where I should be. A few months later I received a copy of the prospectus for the next year, which had beautiful pictures of Cambridge colleges. The most stunning was the one with a view of the Kings College Chapel from Kings Parade, the place that eventually became to me the most beloved, beautiful, and inspiring. A purest experience I normally have is the experience of an image of Cambridge. In Cambridge, near the end of my two years of stay, I used to go out for a long walk in the early morning, and it used to feel like a dream. Cambridge has always been like a dream for me, and I am still chasing that dream. If providence tells me that I have only a few hours to live and is kind enough to ask me for my last wish, I shall beg to be seated somewhere near the Kings College Chapel in Cambridge, gazing at its beauty, till death takes me away from it.

CAPITALISM Capitalism is the most sophisticated form of barbarism. Capitalism is the most refined barbarism. (Variant)

CAUSE You can live for a cause only if you can die for it. One can live for a cause only if one can die for it. (Variant)

CHARITY There is a great joy in giving. There is a great joy in helping the needy. There is a great joy in seeing the joy in their eyes when they get your help. There are so many people in the world who are not fortunate enough to have even two meals a day. If you remember the needy when you are greedy if you eat little less chocolates, if you eat little less ice creams, if you purchase little less expensive clothes, if you save money and donate it, it could give you far more joy than the joy that luxury may have brought you. Giving will transform the way you see life. It will make you more tolerant; it will make you more content; it will make you little less of the beast. It will help you in being more human. There is a great joy in being human.

CHILDISHNESS Most adults in this world are merely grownup children.

CHILDREN A child is the devil in adorable form.

CHRISTIANITY I wish I could believe in Christ. I wish I could believe in Christianity. (Variant)

The only absurdity in which I find equally immense morality is Christianity, though the morality is equally outlandish and blemished.

CITIZENSHIP I do not really agree that somebodys right to belong to a nation can be determined by their mere place of birth. A nation has a distinctive personality, and the belonging is worthy of determination by ones psyche, not where one is born, which is rather a matter of chance or accident, although it is perfectly understandable that such psychological determination is notoriously difficult, complicated, and impractical.

CIVILISATION In the book of civilisation, the West is the protagonist and the East is the antagonist.

COMMUNISM The difference between capitalism and communism is that the former is the materialism of the superior and the latter is the materialism of the inferior. Capitalism is the materialism of the superior, communism that of the inferior. (Variant)

CONSERVATISM A nation without conservatism is a nation dead.

COUNTRY Like citizens, like country. Like nationals, like country. (Variant) Like nationals, like nation. (Variant)

COWARDICE When a man is scared of a cockroach it is called disgust; when a man is scared of another man it is called cowardice. Mans fear of the cockroach is called disgust; mans fear of another man is called cowardice. (Variant)

CREATIVITY For me life is just another word for creativity. I simply cannot live life void of creativity. (Variant)

CRICKET Perhaps nothing can be more joyous than seeing your arch-enemy defeated. Thank you South-Africa! (When India was defeated by South Africa on 12th March 2011, in the ICC Cricket World Cup match) The 2011 Cricket World Cup concluded with the national team of Evil No.1 defeating the national team of Evil No.1+X, where X is a positive integer.

CRIME Giving birth to a human being is perhaps the greatest crime one commits, when it is known that human life is generally more of pain than pleasure. And continuing ones life is perhaps the most stupid thing one does to himself, when life, being more grievous than pleasant, is ultimately not a profitable business. Inanity and incompetence are crimes graver than theft and murder, and it is tragic and disastrous for the innocent the intelligent and the competent that they go with a great relative ease ignored and unpunished.

CRITICISM Things should be criticised at the level they deserve.

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CRUELTY The world is cruel to those who are not cruel to themselves.

DEATH Death is the beginning of lifes journey to lifelong nothingness.

DELHI BELLY In India, a civilised man is bound to get a mental Delhi Belly. In India, a civilised man is bound to get a psychological Delhi Belly. (Variant)

DEPARTURE Every morning when I woke up in England I thanked God that I was in His land, not in India, that beastly land. One morning, God woke me up and forced me back to the beastly land, and my faith in Him and His grace faltered. I spent stressful days and sleepless nights wondering why I was forced back and it was only a matter of time before I realised that God had only challenged me to discover His subtler existence and that He had put greater, sacrificial responsibilities on my shoulders.

DEPRESSION There is no sorrow like depression, the most silent of all sufferings. Depression, the most silent suffering. (Variant)

DETERMINATION I need most clearly nerves of steel and a will of iron for the task I have undertaken.

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DEVELOPING COUNTRIES The developing world is a developing cancer. The world is developing into the developing world.

DEVIL In hell, the Devil is God. In Hell the Devil is God. (Variant) The angel within me thrives on the devil within me. Im not the devils advocate; Im his murderer.

DICTATORSHIP I hate dictatorship unless I am the dictator.

DISCOVERY The profoundest discovery of my life has been that of God the ultimate questioner, and the sweetest discovery has been that of Cambridge England.

EAST The uncivilised East is an evergrowing threat to the civilised West. The East will breed the West out; the West must get the East out. Before the East breeds the West out, the West must get the East out. (Variant) India and China: The two biggest Eastern beasts. I am not scared of dying; I am scared of seeing the East ruining the civilised West. The existence of the West depends upon the extermination of the East.

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For the West, and the civilised world in general, the growth of the East is going to be roughly like the consumption of alcohol temporary merriment and pleasure, permanent ill-health and pain. I warn the West USA, Canada, the UK, France, Germany, Australia that its very idea, its cultural foundation, and its civilisation are under a massive, subtle threat from the natural rise of the East mainly India and unless radical steps are taken to remove the threat, human civilisation itself might be in great peril. The more you unite the West and the East, the more you poison humanity. The West is a blessing; the East is a curse. England is a blessing; India is a curse. (Variant) I am an enemy of the East and a friend of the West. The West, if she wishes to survive, will have to wage a war on the East.

EDUCATION A school is an academic prison; a university is an academic playground. Schools are academic prisons; universities are academic playgrounds. (Variant)

EGO Ego is vital but not noble.

EMOTION I consider three things as fundamental to my emotional make-up England, Astrology, and Philosophy.

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ENGLAND Englandthe greatest and the most glorious and beautiful land on Earth. I remember my time in Cambridge, EnglandThat serene, heavenly river; those grand, gorgeous fields and trees; those golden, majestic institutions; those decent, cultured, and friendly people; that great, glorious nation; that magnificent land of GodWhats the world without England? Whats life without her sensation? I hope my love of England is pure enough to be unconditional. England is my heart, my soul. If I die, I want my soul to be wandering around her streets, quietly gazing at her beauties, marvels, and majesties. In my two years of stay in England, from Mar 2004 to Mar 2006, I had to do different sorts of menial jobs for financial reasons. I worked as a kitchen porter, industrial porter, school cleaner, sales assistant, postman, etc. Sometimes due to lack of money and sometimes due to lack of knowledge I had to do real heavy work for long hours with empty stomach or had to eat leftovers. And sometimes, out of ambition, I also worked as a prospective entrepreneur. Ironically, I attended conferences and had business meetings at places where I had once washed pots as a kitchen porter. I imagine that I was rather divinely forced to try to experience life to the fullest for serious philosophical reflections. I have done something for England that, I believe, nobody has ever done before, and by the grace of providence I hope to do something for her on a magnanimous & monumental scale, and for that, and for few other things, I shall sanguinely go down in history. My prime interest & concern is the greatness I achieve for England, and not my possible residence over there. Though it's a different thing altogether that I would love to live in England. England gives me a sense of adventure, a sense of passion, a sense of duty, a sense of diligence, a sense of sacrifice, a sense of strength, a sense of belonging, a sense of commitment, a sense of hope, a sense of patience, a sense of courage, a sense of vibrancy, a sense of honesty, a sense of magnificence, a sense of pride, a sense of faith, a sense of love, a sense of service, and a sense of peace. It is England and only England who gives me the true fear of death, the fear that the land, I sense as my soul, might be taken permanently away. I am thankful to God that I was born in that dark, beastly land called India, for it made me discover and understand the true beauty and luminosity of the jewel called England.

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When England is in the heart, the pain of being in the beastly land fades away. On a lower spiritual plane, England is to me what Allah is to Muslims. Enemies of England, please be advised that mocking England is the same as spitting at the Sun. England is the mother of the modern world. There are only two things in this world that give me the real, spiritual strength and purpose to survive the one is philosophy and the other is England. The wonder that I turn to in the face of hopelessness and hostilities, the wonder whose mere thought gives me immense strength, joy, and inspiration, is England. I would indubitably prefer to live in an English hovel than an Indian palace. In England I feel at home; in India I feel at jail. In England I always felt I am in my home; in India I always felt I am in somebody elses home. It is only England where I can feel I am in my home. I am an eaglet raised in a vespiary. My land is England; my love is England; my breath is England; my soul is England. I can fight the whole world for England but I cant cease to love her. I love England, not because she is prosperous; I love her, not because she is glorious; I love her because I have an innate attachment to her, the way a child is attached to its mother; the attachment is to the land, irrespective of what lies above or beneath it. My feelings for England are no less innate and intense than the feelings of a child for its mother. (Variant) Many a times, ignorant, depressed souls the enemies of England strived to make me despise England, and sometimes my faith and creed were shaken, but eventually my heart and soul came even closer to England.

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My love for England may not be natural in the social sense, but it is very natural in the natural sense, where the social sense itself is very artificial. In the garden of the world, England is the rose. If the world is a garden, England is the rose. (Variant) If the Sun were to land and appear on the Earth, he would seem and shine like England. I am an ardent admirer of two sisters: England and Deutschland. I am an ardent admirer of England and Germany. (Variant) Without England and her conquests God knows what hideous condition the world would have been! England is my mother who is yet to recognise her son. England is my life, and only death can separate her from me. England is my breath, and only death can stop it. I was not born in my motherland. My body was made in India, but my soul came from England. My body was made in India; my soul came from England. (Variant) England my love, England my life, England my pride. England is my church, my mosque, my synagogue, my temple. England is my place of worship. Even a mere thought of England promises a sheer thought of God. England is the epicentre of the civilised world and the goddess of the civilised mind. England The epicentre of the civilised world; the goddess of the civilised mind. (Variant) God must be civilised, for He made me love England.

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The English cultural might must be unleashed onto the world to make it perfectly urbane, gentle, and refined for the betterment of humanity. The world can be made perfectly refined only through the English might. (Variant) The world is culturally infirm and it needs English therapy. (Variant) To be anglicised is to be civil and refined. England is the land of the gentleman. England is the place where the gentleman receives true appreciation. England is clearly the most honourable land on earth. Through England I have known love, through love I have known struggle, and through struggle I have known England. If the world had no England, I would perhaps never have understood the true meaning of love. When I first arrived in England I felt like I had come to a different planet. Whenever I am put to difficulty, I think England, and I feel filled with courage to face the difficulty. England is the land of invention, leadership, discipline, and etiquette. I shall live with England in my every bit; I shall die with England my every bit buried in. All the pleasures of the world are unpleasant for me if I am not in my England. The pleasures of heaven would be unpleasant for me, for there wont be England. There is never a day when I have no loving thought of England and no serious thought of philosophy. England The Queen of Nations; English The Queen of Languages.

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I must walk, whatever may be the hurdles, whatever may be the cost; I must walk the strenuous path, with a hope in the heart that it will lead me to my noble land. I must walk, whatever may be the cost. (Variant) My faith in England is my faith in the original. England is my religion and her advancement is my religious practice. One day, with my profound urge, utmost dedication, and God-given creative talent, I will have raised my great love England to much greater heights of greatness, glory, and prosperity. England is the spirit that built this world and England is the force that shall reign. England will never die; England will never disappear. The glory of England shall always be unparalleled. The glory of England can never be paralleled. (Variant) England has achieved for herself a glory that can never be paralleled. (Variant) Englands level of achievement can never be paralleled. (Variant) The land of the Sun is England, for like the Sun, England stands for achievement, majesty, monarchy, power, valour, government, creativity, aristocracy, authority, eminence, fame, centre, and splendour. England is the land of the Sun. (Variant) England is tiny and compact; England is sweet and beautiful; England is decent and mature; England is grand and glorious. England is heaven for mind truly advanced and truly tender. England means more than Heaven to me. God gave me eyes to see England; He gave me a brain to think and dream about England; He gave me hands to write and work for England; and He gave me a heart to love England. God gave me a heart to love England. (Variant)

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My heart is England, sweet England, It beats in my body every second, Giving me energy, love and passion, To cope with the world not sweet as England. Remember that glory of England, Remember that majesty of England, Remember that valour of England, Remember that strength of England, Remember that greatness of England, And rise and revive the nation of England! Within my inmost heart, self and conscience, I have made a promise to England that I shall be with her till my last breath. There is only one Nation and it is called England. I love England, perhaps more than anything else in this world, and I long to see her as the most prosperous nation. And I dont think there is anything wrong in it, for it is a natural effect of love; the way it is, for instance, on a loving mother who craves to see her child as the brightest in the class. I am a pessimist when it comes to England liking me and an optimist when it comes to me liking England. God, give me the strength to prove my love for England, love that I shall prove by immense self-sacrifice. England is the gem of the world, and I, as a citizen of the world, have every moral right and duty to adore and defend it. Today is 30 May 2010. I am pretty positive that within the next 6 years I will either be dead fighting India or will be in England. I belong to the universal nation of England. I am its citizen; I am its warrior. I should expand the nation; I must defend it as the prime service to human civilisation. Which of these two should be more sacred to me? God or England [It seems difficult for them to be equally sacred, for there can be circumstances in mans life requiring him to prefer one over the other.] It is more important that England lives in me than I live in England.

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I have a staunch, poetic belief that my true motherland is England, and fate made me born in the land of darkness and beasts so that I could truly fathom the beauty of my motherland and live and die for her. Oh! How noble, fortunate and honourable it would be for me to die for my love and reverence for England! But again, the very idea of death strikes fear in my heart, for it is only death that can possibly separate me from my England forever. God bless England and let England bless the world! Let the force of England be unleashed onto the barbaric world. Anything for England, anything! Holy England! Beautiful England! Sweet England! Amazing England! Lovely England! Lively England! Serene England! Vibrant England! Mesmerising England! Magnificent England! Cardinal England! Grand England! Decent England! Courteous England! Benign England! Tolerant England! Modest England! Elegant England! Civilised England! Brave England! Imperial England! Mighty England! Majestic England! Industrious England! Ingenious England! Visionary England! Prosperous England! Historic England! Unique England! Awesome England! Royal England! Stately England! Great England! Glorious England! Godly England! Divine England! I bow down to only three things in the world: God, Truth and England. England is to me what Jesus is to devoted Christians. England is to me what Christ is to devoted Christians. (Variant) England is my Christ; England is my Krishna; England is my Allah. England is my Christ, my Krishna, my Allah. (Variant) If the world is the sky, England is the Sun. If the earth is the sky, England is the Sun. (Variant) When England came in my life, life came in me. When England came into my life, life came into me. (Variant) England came in my life and life came in me. (Variant)

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England came into my life and life came into me. (Variant) I can forget anything but I cant forget England; I can forgive anything but I cant forgive India. I can forget anything but England; I can forgive anything but India. (Variant) O God, though I believe you exist, I have doubts. I havent seen you. But I have seen England, and I have no doubts. I love England, God, I love England alone.

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ENGLISH LANGUAGE Im sickened by people who do not seem to understand that the origin of the English language is England, not the United States; people who hate English accents or regard American English as superior to English English. Can we say German German, for example, is inferior to any other German? And if, in case, I had to entertain the possibility of truthfulness of such peoples opinion, I would say English English is far more sweet, polite, charming, conscientious, decent, and natural than any of its possible rivals. English is English English anything else called English can be nothing but an aberration. English is the most wonderful of linguistic gifts from the most wonderful of nations. The American accent of the English language is so horrendous that it reduces the beauty of the language to ashes. The worst thing about the English language is its American accent.

ENGLISH PEOPLE I wonder if the world can learn not just English but also the English gentleman. An English friend is a friend forever. The English, generally, are by far the most sensible, prudent, and agreeable amongst mankind. The English are generally the most sensible, prudent, and agreeable amongst mankind. (Variant) The English are generally the most sensible, prudent, and agreeable people. (Variant) I hate narrow-mindedness, but I love English narrow-mindedness. One thing I have always liked sacredly about the English is that they are minutely observant.

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The Englishman, when he plays a sport with you, is keen to help you improve your play so that the sport itself can be improved; the Indian, by contrast, is keen to help you impair your play so that he himself can win the sport outright. I have unfathomable respect for the English gentleman. The Englishmans greatest hypocrisy is his faith in Christianity and it is more a compliment to Christianity than a condemnation of the Englishman. The Englishmans duty is his God. The English are genial Germans. The good thing about the English is that they are friendly, helpful, seriousminded, hard-working, punctual, honest, disciplined, sensible, decent, tolerant, liberal, humorous, courteous, clever, brave, individualistic, hard-headed, trustworthy, and modest, and the bad thing is that they are mean, narrowminded, prejudiced, small-minded, cynical, snobbish, hypocritical, passionless, and racist. On the whole, I agree with D. H. Lawrence: They are on the whole surely the nicest people in the world. Englishness is a great thing to cherish and an essential thing to preserve.

ENTERTAINMENT I suppose Im a thorough entertainer. I remain quiet for those who are best entertained by silence.

ENVY Envy is my greatest enemy.

EQUALITY Insisting on equality is like insisting on seeing everything in one colour; and that colour is black. A fundamental problem with the world is that equality is dull and inequality is dangerous.

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EUROPE Britain and Germany the greatest and the closest offspring of mother Europe should unite as much as possible and as soon as possible for the betterment of Europe and the wider world. In Europe it is an etiquette to be white.

EXPLOITATION Better the food goes in the belly of a lion than the belly of a rat as an objective, philosophical opinion.

FAME Between fame and philosophy I should choose philosophy, but I would choose fame.

FANDOM I am a fan of my fans.

FOOD I wish I can enjoy no food but food for thought.

FORGIVENESS The pearl whose possession separates man from beast, the pearl which is the rarest find the best among virtues is forgiveness.

FRANCE France is refined Italy; Italy is European India.

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FREEDOM Man is a born slave a slave of his necessities. Everybody should get the freedom they deserve, and only the freedom they deserve.

FUTURE Future the mastermind shapes the present through the hands of the past.

GANDHI It cannot be anything other than prejudice that made Mahatma Gandhi the man of non-violence prefer Hinduism to Christianity, Gita to Bible. I like the father of India. I do not like the children. The children are so unlike the father. The father of India and the sons of India are the antitheses. (Variant) India is the antithesis of Mahatma Gandhi. (Variant) The free India is the antithesis of Mahatma Gandhis India. I wish the father of India was alive to see what the children are doing with the freedom. Its kind of amusing that Mahatma Gandhi is referred to as the Father of India; for considering the nature of India, her father should be a demon like Ravana or Kamsa. Mahatma Gandhi, though clearly a great man of humanity, was actually a great curse to humanity. What Ambedkar is to India, Gandhi is to the world imperilling the welfare of the fit for the welfare of the unfit. In the early days of my stay in England, in April/May 2004, I was, and am still, a huge fan of Mahatma Gandhi as well as the British and the Empire. One day I was watching the film Gandhi and I became so emotional that I couldnt help crying. I cried so much that I got sick and couldnt go to work.

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India does not go the way of Mahatma Gandhi; India goes the way of Chauri Chaura. I feel very sorry for Mahatma Gandhi that he had to lead a most immoral people in the entire world. The major problem with people like Mahatma Gandhi is that they are successful reformers and failed philosophers. Much can be learnt from Mahatma Gandhi about the necessity and power of introspection and self-criticism. I find Mahatma Gandhis idea of expelling the British from Indias administration inconsistent with his idea of Satyagraha and universal brotherhood. If he were truly passionate about kindling the flame of universal love and brotherhood in the hearts of men, with the power of Satyagraha, he would have instead longed and strived to unite the British and the Indians, Britain and India, into one, greater, homogeneous people and nation, making a platform for the universal union, as he did ardently and relentlessly with the Hindus and the Muslims for one, united India. Gandhi, on certain key points, appears to be very un-Gandhi. Gandhis greatest failure is his failure to realise the baseness of his countrymen. Gandhi was most wrong in not realising the wrongness of his people. Gandhi failed to understand the basic nature of man and his countrymen. Mahatma Gandhi The non-violent dictator. However wrong and impractical Gandhi may be, he was a good man. ! [] !

GANDHI (FILM) Sir Richard Attenboroughs film Gandhi is surely one of Britains greatest contributions to India.

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GANESHA Elephant-god, bye-bye! Please dont show up ever again. If the Elephant-god is the Lord, I better be a hardcore atheist. The Elephant-god makes no sense to me. Which of these two is apparently less stupid? A donkey A human worshipping Elephant-god They look equally stupid Lord Ganesha the Elephant-god is the Creator of Obstacles, not the Remover of Obstacles; each year this fact is proved by His countless worshippers in His contemptible festival. Oh no, that terrible guy the Elephant-god, the Creator of many, many obstacles, pollutions and problems: traffic problems, environmental problems, economic problems, mental problems, cultural problems is back! , , , ; !!!! , !!! The god of beasts is gone! Thank God! Thank God the god of beasts is gone! (Variant) God alone can help those who believe He is the Elephant-god. God alone can help those who believe that He is the Elephant-god. (Variant)

GANGES A British gutter would be cleaner than the holy Ganges.

GENIUS Intellect is intellectual at analysis; genius is genius at synthesis.

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Genius is the ability to see the self-evident where the rest of the world turns blind.

GENTLEMAN The gentleman is a blend of four virtues modesty, courtesy, sympathy, and self-criticism.

GERMANY If England is the mother, Germany is the grandmother. Germany is a unique combination of material might and spiritual profundity. She genuinely is a developed country. Germany is a great and unique combination of matter and spirit. (Variant) Germany is the land of material might and spiritual profundity. (Variant) My mind is Germanic.

GLOBALISATION The danger in the modern, liberal union of the world is that it intensely entails the union of basic good and subtle evil.

GOD If God is in Heaven, Hell is empty. If the designer of my life stood before me, asking me to be the judge of his actions and his design, the philosopher within me would award him with life better than the best, and the animal within me would condemn him with punishment worse than death. God is a German who likes the Englishman. I can walk without faith in God, but I cant take a leap.

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GOOD AND EVIL Evil can always justify itself. It is good that is often short of justification. Yet, good is good and evil is evil. The tragedy of good is that it is ever in minority. God needs not be all good in fact, He may be all evil. A monster does not have to have two horns or ten heads. He can be just an ordinary, kind human with lots of inanity and incompetence. Evil on the right side is better than good on the wrong side. Evil on the superior side is better than good on the inferior side. (Variant) The root of all good is power and the root of all evil is the lack of power. Power is the root of all good and weakness is the root of all evil. (Variant) I will prove my love for good by fighting evil. Evil tends to triumph as entropy tends to increase. Hate evil or hate yourself. I must hate evil but at the same time I must equally respect it. The greatest good is always met by the greatest evil. The greatest good is met by the greatest evil. (Variant) The greatest good is met by the worst evil. (Variant)

GREATNESS The stem of greatness sprouts from the seed of sacrifice. The road to greatness is stained with crime. Man embarked on the journey to greatness has to bury the coffin of ordinary joys and dismays.

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A process of greatness is a process of suffering; the greater the greatness, the greater the suffering that is the evil of life. The process of greatness is the process of sacrifice. The flame of mans greatness cannot endure without the fuel of the greatness of his moral disposition. The world is too short of greatness to understand my greatness. I know I am tall and I am aware of my shortness.

HAPPINESS Only the insane can be happy; happiness is profoundly disrespectful of the sane. Long years ago, I used to believe that the more knowledge I acquired the happier I would become. On the contrary, I became more and more depressed, solitary, and unhappy. The one who seeks extraordinary pleasures needs to sacrifice ordinary ones. If you seek extraordinary pleasures you should first sacrifice ordinary ones. (Variant) I can never live happily in this world; for when I do not get what I want, I am unhappy; when I get what I want, I am again unhappy, unhappy for those who do not get what they want.

HATE The root of hate is littleness of mind.

HINDUISM If I am a Hindu, anybody is a Hindu. If I am a Hindu, every single human is a Hindu. (Variant)

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The Hindus disregard the world as Maya, yet their religious practices are full of Maya. I dont know why they attach so much importance to Indian spiritualism. Whats wrong with western idealism, say Berkeleys idealism? Western idealism rather makes more sense to me than the fuzzy ideas of soul, Brahman and reincarnation.

HINDUSTAN Considering the level of crime, apathy, corruption, dishonesty, oppression, indiscipline, insincerity, disorder, arrogance, dogmatism, dirtiness, perversion, I think Hindustan is sometimes rightly called Gandustan. Great Britain Zindabad! Gandustan Murdabad!

HINDUTVA Hindus are mostly those who do not know how to walk and talk and where to spit and shit and who speak about Rama, Krishna, and Hinduism, and believe that the religious adherence and unity Hindutva can bring them and their nation glory and prosperity.

HISTORY History is an orphan. It can speak but cannot hear. It can give but cannot take. Its wounds and tragedies can be read and known but cannot be avoided or cured. History is orphan. It can speak, but cannot hear. It can give, but cannot take. Its wounds and tragedies can be read and known, but cannot be avoided or cured. (Variant) History is like a ghost. It is as dead as alive. At the heart of history there is revolution.

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HITLER Saying Hitler was 100% wrong is the same, 100% mistake as saying he was 100% right. If I had to choose between Hitler and Gandhi I would choose Hitler they both are idealistic; both idealisms have shortcomings and fallacies; but Hitlers idealism is more practical than Gandhis. Hitler is more practical than Gandhi. (Variant) Hitlers madness and extremism are more sensible and workable than Gandhis. (Variant) No one disproves Hitler like Einstein. Einstein is the best proof of Hitlers madness. (Variant) Hitler is the most powerful and perilous adrenalin. I like Hitler; I love Hitler; but I cant and I dont deny that he was terribly wrong, that he was so much of an asshole. Hitlers Mein Kampf is in a sense nothing but the Devils bible. Mein Kampf, in a sense, is nothing but the Devils bible. (Variant) Hitler was a monster, but he was such a magnetic, charismatic monster. Hitler was a magnetic monster. (Variant) If Krishna is good, Christ is good, Allah is good, then Hitler cannot be bad. Hitler appears so much like Vishnu: Hawkish, Fierce, Idealistic, Discriminating, The Annihilator, The Upholder of Aryans & the Swastika. Maybe Hitler was indeed an avatar of Vishnu! Hitler is like Vishnu. (Variant) Vishnu came in the form of Hitler to be an inspiration for the Kalki to come. Adolf Hitler was a wolf in human form.

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Hitler Bhagavan Hitler Bhagwan (Variant) Hitler Bhagawan (Variant) Bhagavan Hitler (Variant) Bhagwan Hitler (Variant) Bhagawan Hitler (Variant) Vishnus Hitleravatar Vishnus Hitleravatara (Variant) (Marathi) (Hindi) There is a lot that can be learnt from Hitler, a lot many good and great things. I am a huge fan of Hitler. How much do I love that Hitler quote: If freedom is short of weapons, we must compensate with willpower! It has a very special place in my heart! I love animals, and especially Hitler. I love animals, and especially Adolf Hitler. (Variant)

HUMANITY Humanity is a relentless process of mistakes, and it requires a relentless process of rectifications. Humanity a relentless process of mistakes requires a relentless process of rectifications. (Variant) Humanity is like a house it requires frequent clean-up.

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In the same way that the overgrowth of mice is annoying and harmful to men, the overgrowth of ordinary men is annoying and harmful to extraordinary men.

IDEA If I am convinced that I will procure the profoundest idea only by undergoing the profoundest pain, I shall beg for strength to endure that pain.

IDEALISM The less the hedonism, the more the idealism.

IGNORANCE The blind cannot see the sun. Ignorance is the only dangerous weapon possessed by mankind. Ignorance is the true dangerous weapon. (Variant)

IMPERIALISM I am a born imperialist. The road to God and Truth is imperialism. The road to God is imperialism. (Variant) The road to Truth is imperialism. (Variant)

IMPOSSIBILITY You are not alive if you are not after the impossible. One is not alive if one is not after the impossible. (Variant)

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INDIA In England, they have postcards for sell at loads of bookstalls, post-offices, etc. postcards which are sarcastic, humorous, and terribly critical of England and the United Kingdom as well as the Queen. They also sell things like footwear, undergarments with the British flag printed all-over. I cant imagine people in India selling things critical of India. Those possibly selling such things are pretty much likely to be persecuted as well as prosecuted. This tells us the massive difference between two cultures. English culture seems modest and self-critical or even self-deprecating. Indian culture sounds dogmatic and selfcongratulatory. The Indian education system is not Socrates kindling of a flame; its filling of a vessel. Almost everything that is glorious and honourable about India comes from her light-skinned invaders, the people who, virtually and tragically, do not exist in India any more. Almost all glory of India comes from her light-skinned invaders. (Variant) India is a place where at many points there is freedom where there should be force and force where there should be freedom. The Indian traffic is so senseless, puerile, and barbaric that, to give a simplest example, the roads know zebra crossing, but the people dont. India is a land of GREAT people who do not even know, or seem to care to know, that on a zebra crossing, pedestrians have right of way when there are no additional traffic lights just one of innumerable examples. And when a knowledgeable gentleman attempts to execute his right he gets nothing but verbal, and possibly physical, attacks and harassment. What a great people! What a great country! If India is a peace-loving country, as she is often claimed to be by her people, the word peace seriously needs a new definition. If India is a peace-loving country, the word peace seriously needs a new definition. (Variant) The salient sins of a typical Indian: Inanity, Indecency, Indiscipline, Intellectual dishonesty, Impatience, Imperfection, Immaturity, and Irritability.

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India would be a rare state to lack a powerful sense of brotherhood amongst its people, and it is no surprise that with such a lack of sense a state is nothing but an artificial political entity, vulnerable to being a breeding ground for corruption and maltreatment of its people. The easiest and the most natural way for a human society to have a strong sense of brotherhood would be through a racial identity, such as the one that prevails in European nations like England. India The soulless land that often talks about soul. The Indian train is the concentration camp on wheels. To be in India as a gentleman is to be persecuted. The gentleman is ought to be harassed by the mere presence of her incivilities. Being in India as a gentleman is being persecuted. The gentleman is ought to be harassed by the mere presence of her incivilities. (Variant) He who despite experience of India does not believe she is uncivil must himself be uncivil. The Indian is the most disciplined enemy of discipline. The Indian is the perfect enemy of discipline. (Variant) India is a place where politeness is equated with cowardice, and good manners are condemned as gross stupidities. I dislike the Indian way of thinking; it has always been pretty much illogical, emotional, biased, baseless, and unscientific. I like the western way of thinking, which is very logical, fair, objective, well-founded, and scientific; I find it very innate in me. England does not require lots of philosophies. She is perfect nearly and innately. India needs saints and scriptures to teach her that Customer is God, Everyone should do their duty, etc. And it is another thing that despite the tradition of teachings and blessings, India is raw, wild, and imperfect nearly completely. I never really liked India. Even in the school age, in the midst of relentless attempts at patriotic brainwashing, I was convinced of her horrendousness, barbarism, and detestability. How can I like India when India is so uncivilised and I am so un-Indian?

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The Indian democracy is a mask which hides the undemocratic, imperious, and barbaric face of the Indian psyche. India is a democratic jungle. India and the Indian society are debased to such a low level that it is rather hard to believe that something such as the Gita was ever produced there by some of Indias own people. India is a place where a cow generally gains more respect than a human. In India, millions of humans are normally seen as cockroaches and a cow is seen as a house of millions of gods. (Variant) The more I learn about England the more I discover about the evilness of India. When I compare the land I love and the land I was born in, I cant help being shocked by the difference. If due to my bitter words India opens her eyes and determines to make all good, necessary, and fundamental changes to herself, before being forced by some superior foreign power, I will see myself as a fortunate victim of her oppression. I call on the civilised world to boycott Indian products as much as possible until India is determined to be civilised. The gentleman has no place in India. India lacks the maturity to sustain modernisation with a healthy mind. India is a cancer. India is a slow but deadly poison. If India grows, the whole world will one day look like India. India will grow and the whole world will look like India. (Variant) India is the greatest enemy of the civilised world the Indian threat is subtler and stronger than the Islamic threat. India is a problem graver than Islamic terrorism.

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Indias advancement will give the world wrong ideals and bad influence A Better India: A Worse World. India seems to be a poisonous deadlock which only a superior foreign power can resolve. Indias arch-enemy is India herself. The Indians are always full of praise for their national heroes, yet their own behaviour is always in full contradiction to that of the heroes. I am not against Indians; I am against the typical Indian. The Sun must be ashamed of shining over the iniquitous India. India is a place where the benign is condemned as silly and the crook is acclaimed as smart. Never ever let yourself get in the way of an Indian driver he will scare the hell out of you by making a beast out of himself. The worlds largest democracy India is also the worlds hollowest democracy. India The worlds hollowest democracy. (Variant) India is the pinnacle of democratic barbarism. In India, nature is heavenly at few places, man hellish at most. India is wonderful hell. India needs introspection a logical, objective introspection. The Indians have no sense of revolution and quality of life. If it were the Germans, the British, or the French in place of the Indians, with such level of corruption, exploitation, and disorganisation, they would get themselves on to the streets. It would have been much better for India if she had been a Protestant country in the British time. There would have been no Pakistan, no divided, weakened India, no significant Islamic terrorism, but rather a more civilised, decent, united, powerful, and westernised Indian society.

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Indian patriots seem to have a subtle and risible tendency to imagine that India is the greatest country, since she has the nicest shape! India is the paradise of impoliteness, corruption, madness, pretension, conformity, poverty, and dirt. India is a democratic concentration camp, where the prisoners democratically elect the overseer and the guards. India is a bog. Those who like to wallow in the mud love to live in India. When an Indian cannot answer a question he simply questions the validity of the question. India can only solidify my theory about her. It is best for humanity to function under Anglo-Germanic influence, the influence of discipline, knowledge, and work; and the growth and the cultural advancement of a country like India is sure to give the world a wrong influence and ideal. India is like an extremely naughty kid; you give it freedom and it grows up to become an irresponsible and dangerous civilian. In India, an actress can be sued and may be convicted for her obscene acts on the screen, as they bring shame on the culture of the nation. Well, the nation whose people are not bothered with making queues at shops, saying please and sorry and being polite to strangers, being sincere and honest at offices and work, being decent and conscientious at driving vehicles, being civilised and respectful enough to be moderately silent at ceremonies and celebrations, should better not bother itself with claiming to have culture. When an Indian shopkeeper does not possess something the customer wants, he normally reacts to the situation not by apologising to the customer but rather by laying the blame on the customer for the situation. Indias definition of gentleman is one who never indulges in any sexuality in public. Indias gentleman is one who never indulges in any sexuality in public. (Variant)

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Incivility is the virtue of the Indian. Indians see their own houses as temples and the world outside as a gutter, where they can spit, drop litter, etc. The way of India is not dedication, honesty, and perfection; the way of India is selfishness, indifference, and negligence. The Indian way is not dedication, honesty, and perfection; the Indian way is selfishness, indifference, and negligence. (Variant) India is a parody of her motto. If I am given absolute power to rule India, most Indian dogs would be belching. India is the most contradictory state in the world, with the power to advance licitly and the power to contaminate subtly; and it is this contradiction that makes her the most perilous thing in the world India is the deadliest contradiction. Sir Winston Churchill was largely, so right about Indians: They are a beastly people with a beastly religion. There is not much of a fundamental difference between most of the Indians and the Taliban, for both of them come largely from the same basket. The civilised world must rule India or India will rule the civilised world. The Indian rule is evil it is both fraudulent and faulty. There appears to be a predominately common and profoundly comical misconception amongst Indian patriots that Britain and the West are nothing but a bunch of robbers. My criticism of India is not a result of my personal deprivation. Even if I am offered the pleasures of heaven I will not deviate from the path I have chosen the path of truth, love, and justice. Despite all that I have said about India I cant disagree with the German scholar Max Mller on his very famous praise of India. Indias greatness lies essentially in the union of her flair, diversity and poverty.

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Indias horoscope and my horoscope are a complete mismatch. My mind is English India is nauseating. The goodness of England inadvertently convinced me of the badness of India. Immorality is Indias message to the world. India stands for the Indian proverb Lokaa saange brahmadnyaan; aapan korde paashaan. India can suppress me but she cannot suppress my voice. My voice is out there, within the reach of the world. And the conditions are such that the more I am suppressed the more will my voice be heard. Sometimes I feel I should have sought a Gandhian approach to the Indian evil. Perhaps I lacked the patience; perhaps I feared the seeming ineffectiveness of the method; perhaps the evil within me overpowered the good. In a much broader perspective, India is a great soul dwelling in a wrecked body. The majority of Indians, and not the British, are mostly to be blamed for Indias ill condition. It is their excessive selfishness and lack of wisdom that are largely responsible. The Indians are generally slow and clumsy people, and they moreover seem to cherish the slowness and clumsiness as decent, sweet and moral. No civilised society would honour its people and celebrities in public with swords and weapons. It happens in India and it gives a very wrong, barbaric message to the youth and the humanity in general. It is impossible for me, as a thinker, not to criticise India when she stands for so much evil. My message to the civilised world is this Beware of that subtly dangerous, uncivilised, barbaric country called India. My message to India is this Do not merely print pictures of your saints and legends on notes, hang their posters, or erect their statues, but also strive to give the world a living example through true following. I too am not perfect and I believe there is a long way to go.

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The fundamental problem with India is the Indian. Today India is a child that is learning and growing up, and tomorrow it will be a very bad teacher. India is a child that once grown up will be a very bad teacher. (Variant) The Indians do not want basic organisation and necessary discipline; the Indians want outdated religion and wild festivities. It is more the Indian attitude than the Indian talent that is worrisome. India will take the world to the lowest of all planes, the plane of poverty, incivility, disease and corruption. Every kind of evil under the sun can be found in India. Every evil under the sun can be found in India. (Variant) Educating inherently vile and uncivilised Indians, in a normal way, is like feeding baby monsters and helping them grow up. I am pro-British, but that does not mean I like or cherish everything the British do or Britain stands for. For example, I do not like British food; I am not a fan of football; and I hate beer. In the same way, although I am anti-Indian, it does not make me blindly hate anything that is Indian. I love Indian songs; I like Indian food; and I have enormous respect for Mahatma Gandhi, Sanskrit and the Bhagavad-gita. Soon after the 26/11 terrorist Ajmal Kasab was convicted by an Indian court, an Indian minister joyfully said in public that the conviction proved that India was governed by rule of law. Well, Mr Minister, if India were governed by rule of law, most of her people would have been behind bars in the first place, wouldnt they? The Indians kill decent, civil people slowly, everyday in their country with their indecent, uncivil behaviour, and when somebody someday opens fire, quickly killing tens of people, he is outright condemned as a terrorist, a monster. I have an advice for Indians. If you are uncivil because you have unreasonably bad and hectic life, consider to go and settle down in villages and live life glorified and prescribed by the father of the nation; for uncivil behaviour really doesnt sound to be a fair idea.

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When I was studying towards a masters degree in philosophy in a relatively high standard institution in India, I frequently came across a peon at the doorsteps of a main library who used to greet student-visitors with the rudest possible facial expressions and discipline them with harsh sounds of a large stick. For others and the institution, it was perhaps something acceptable; for me, it was highly uncivil, offensive and unacceptable, though not unusual, for this was the India I had and I have always largely known The land of envious, arrogant and wicked souls, be they relatives, friends or strangers; the land where man has normally lesser value and respect than holy animals and idols; and the land where money, political power and force almost always triumph. The way Indians even the supposedly educated and sophisticated ones handle books shows, in a simple way, how undisciplined, uncivil and barbaric they are. Indias true hero is Harshad Mehta the late, infamous Indian stockbroker. An economically developed India will be nothing but a rich gutter economically rich, socially and morally a gutter. One evening I went to a local, famous Indian bookstore. I was wearing a cap, which I did not want to carry with me right into the bookstore; so I took it off and placed it onto a desk where visitors were normally required to keep their luggage as a measure of precaution against theft. The luggage keeper, misunderstanding my motive to keep the cap with him, said to me that caps were allowed to be taken inside the store, to which I replied politely that I still wished to keep it there, with him. As soon as he heard me saying this, he reacted with utter sarcasm, You want to keep it here forever? Through that one sentence he summed up and reminded me of what India is. He only used different words to say Welcome to India!. If India wants me to be in prison, may I beg her to consider that I have already been in prison for the last 30 years, except the couple of years spent in England. If India wants me to be killed, may I again beg her to consider that I have been punished enough being born on her soil. Many wise men know what India is. I have only had the time and guts to pen down the knowledge. People like N. R. Narayana Murthy hope that India will make inclusive, equitable progress and will make the world a better place; I, on the other hand, believe that India will largely make exclusive, economic progress and will contaminate the world, making it, eventually, a worse place.

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A developing India is a developing cancer. The development of India is the development of Himalayan errors. Indias virtues are fruitless and vices are fateful. India is a modern country with pre-modern infrastructure and ancient people. Finding a good human in India is like finding a small jewel submerged in a huge pond of mud. India is a bad country bad people, bad infrastructure, bad system, bad society, where evil enslaves and dominates good. And I believe that good foreign powers should interfere and set things right for the betterment of world and humanity. India should be issued a summons for her persistent internal and possibly external misdeeds. A good, decent, sensitive human can never live happily in India. India will be the largest source of technically skilled and morally unskilled people in the 21st century. Soiling the civilised world is the direction India is taking. I call India Indo-Monster for her monstrous threat to civilisation. India is a land of thugs and thieves. Aside from few possible exceptions, there is corruption, fraud, dishonesty, untrustworthiness and barbarism at every level, from top to bottom. I will open the worlds eyes to the monster called India. I was born in India, but I was also born in the world. Hence, through a broader, nobler perspective, I should care for the world more than I should care for India. When I see India, I realise how great England is! When I see England, I realise how great India is! On the one hand, there is the Indian-born, profound, spiritual, and timeless Bhagavad-gita, and on the other hand, there are the Indian-born, filthy, shallow, and countless men and women!

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You are arrogant? You are a liar? Good. That means you have a bright future in India. In India, gangsters, fraudsters and murderers, and only gangsters, fraudsters and murderers, can be political leaders. India The land made inhuman by over a billion humans. Why is India so backward and problematic? Because bedbugs can only produce bedbugs! India is indeed a shithole, and the hole is getting bigger. India is such an imperfect place for a perfectionist. I find it hilarious as well as annoying the way India depicts herself to her people, especially the youth, through the academic as well as the entertainment industry: India is portrayed as a goddess, the British and the foreign invaders as devils, and Pakistan and some other neighbours as terrorists, evils and the enemies of humanity. Isnt India through her unfathomable corruption, unparalleled indiscipline, and profound barbarism, selfishness and apathy herself an evil and an enemy of her own as well as that of humanity? Had India been continued to be ruled by the British to this day, she, on the whole, would have been a much nicer place to be! Indian culture is the culture of butchers. Most Indians are nothing but refined Adivasis. I am not good and great enough to be tolerant to people as bad and wrong as Indians, though I certainly do not mean all Indians. Sometimes people ask me with wonder, You had so many problems in England! The menial jobs you did; the financial struggle; the housing problems; the social rejection. And yet, you love England? You want to be in England, not in India? I tell them, Look, an average human may have a much more problematic and painful life than a rich gentlemans dog, for example. And yet, one would love and prefer to be a human, not a dog!

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A typical Indian is: Undisciplined, Indecent, Vulgar, Bloody-minded, Dishonest, Competitive, Envious, Poor, Mischievous, Impolite, Unpunctual, Impudent, Imprudent, Ambitious, Greedy, Apathetic, A cynic, Ungrateful, Dull, Mediocre, Superstitious, Religious, Dogmatic, Orthodox, A suicidal driver, A good cook, Untidy, Short-tempered, An extrovert, Crazy, Impatient, Intolerant, Imperfect, Incompetent, Uncreative, Impulsive, Unpredictable, Informal, Untrustworthy, An egoist, Unmannerly, Loud, A film-lover, Semi-literate, Ill-informed, Immodest, Complaining, Violent, Class-conscious, Image-conscious, Helpful, Sarcastic, Emotional, Sympathetic, Romantic, Hospitable, A patriot, Miserable, Kind, Materialistic, Possessive, A pseudo-intellectual, A bad-listener, Illtempered, Foul-mouthed, A procrastinator, Cocksure, Immature, Unprofessional, Unhealthy, Underweight, Hypocritical, Disorganised, Unhygienic, Pretentious, Fashionable, Outgoing, A fraud, A lawbreaker, Indolent, Argumentative, Inefficient, Biased, Dominating, A traditionalist, Irritating, Friendly, Fun-loving, Humorous, Talkative, Communicative, Sparing. India made a big mistake on 7th March 2006 and she is making a bigger mistake by remaining ignorant of the big mistake. The Indian who is of the opinion that India is a land of civilisation must either be a man of ignorance or a man of barbarism. For the man of ignorance, I have a solution Go and visit England. And keep your eyes open. You shall realise what civilisation is really like; what discipline is really like; what honesty is really like; what dedication is really like; what society is really like; what brotherhood is really like; what nation is really like. And for the man of barbarism, I am working on the solution. ?? ?? ?? ! English translation: India is a land of virtue?? Which virtue?? And then why is this land like the way it is?? India is rather the land of sin! , . English translation: Mother India is brazen, undisciplined and brash. I have virtually every reason spiritual, philosophical, political, and personal to hate India. An English barber is normally far more polite, gentle, modest, sensible, civilised and self-critical than an Indian professor.

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This is what the Indians are like (well, I do believe there could be exceptions), and this is a reason why India needs the British Raj. [The general style of the description, which is in Hindi one of the main languages of the Indians, is based upon a scene from the 1990 Bollywood film Agneepath starring Amitabh Bachchan.] , [ ; , | ; ; ; ; | , | Which of these is most dangerous and/or loathsome? The king cobra, the Komodo dragon, the house lizard, or the typical Indian. Which of these truly deserves to be the national animal of India? The Snake, The Hyena, The Pig, The African Wild Dog, The House Lizard, The Cockroach, The Mosquito, The Frog, or The Hanuman Langur. Which of these two is likely to be the loudest? A caged, unattended, hungry Alsatian or A free Indian Which of these two is likely to be most mischievous? A Jackal or An Indian Which of these two is likely to be the vilest? An Al Qaeda Operative or A Common Indian Every Indian again I do believe there could possibly be exceptions appears, in one way or another, to be a beast. Some look as if they are beasts; some speak as if they are beasts; some walk as if they are beasts; some eat as if they are beasts; some think as if they are beasts The Indian evil looks unstoppable. The Indian gentleman is arrogant, aggressive, cunning, a habitual liar, selfcentred, undisciplined, unpunctual, a lawbreaker, dogmatic, pretentious and biased. The old, famous British sign said Dogs and Indians not allowed. I guess dogs are too cute; they should have been allowed. India in most ways, such as moral, social, religious, political is the scum of humanity; and England is the cream of humanity.

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Modern India looks so small, dull and beastly compared to ancient India, the India of the Mahabharata. You go to government offices and many of the small shops and hospitals in India and the staff and the people over there look at you like Why the fuck are you here? Get lost! On 2nd February 2011, I encountered two beasts while visiting some nearby place in India the land of beasts; one inside a posh bookshop, one of the few places where they the beasts are least expected, and one outside, where they are truly and naturally expected. Ask me more about the encounter; I bet you will learn a lot about India! India is the land of Saturn. India the land of Saturn. (Variant) ; , . [ ; . (How that sweet Marathi song should actually be.) Rama ruled India? I thought Ravana ruled India! English translation: Hindustan A land of devil India considers a good, civilised man a stupid man and a bad, uncivilised man an intelligent man. A main and simple reason I dislike India is that India is mud and I am not a pig to like it. The USA, the UK, Germany, or possibly the European Union, and Australia should unite and militarily invade India and replace her rotten, so called democratic government by a fine Western dictatorship in order to eliminate the growing cancerous threat India poses to the wider world. , . English: First criticism, then militarism.

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Which of these two is less shameless? A woman stripping herself at 6 PM at the main entrance of the Victoria Terminus in Bombay or An Indian Politician Today there is England, there is the West, there is hope, there is a point in living; tomorrow it will be all India, solely the East, there will hardly be any hope, hardly any point in living. In England, people seem obsessed about honesty; in India, people seem passionate about dishonesty. I am ready to die for England; I am ready to die for Great Britain; I am ready to die for the future of Western civilisation. I am ready to be hanged; I am ready to be jailed for life; I am ready to be beaten to death; I am ready to be burnt alive. But I am not ready to make compromises with Indian barbarism; I am not ready to submit to the evil East; I am not ready to turn my back on the cancerous threat India and the East pose to the civilised West, humanity, and the living world. India reminds me everyday that she is the greatest enemy of human civilisation. India is my greatest enemy, for she is the greatest enemy of human civilisation. Im not really anti-Indian; Im anti-evil. But since India is a kind of evil, Im kind of anti-Indian. The West should (militarily) invade India. () \ . Marathi translation: India should be (militarily) invaded by Western powers for the future of Western (or rather decent human) civilisation. (Variant) India should be (militarily) invaded by the West. (Variant) India should be (militarily) invaded by the West as soon as possible. (Variant) The West should militarily invade India. (Variant) India should be militarily invaded by the West. (Variant) ] \ . English translation: The West should militarily invade India and make her straight like a thread. (Variant)

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The Wests invasion of India shall contribute basically to the civilisation and I mean civilisation in and outside India. Unite Against India! Unite Against India (Variant) I would love to see India succeed. But I hate to see the way she is succeeding. In India, people unconstitutionally attack even those who constitutionally attack the constitution. I was born in the gutter but I refuse to belong to it. It is kind of farcical that India is normally seen as a natural ally of the West and the US. The Indian values of incivility, dishonesty, indiscipline, intolerance in fact make India a natural, subtle and severe enemy of the West and the Western civilisation. I would certainly prefer to be a kitchen porter in a land like England than to be a president of a land like India. Which of these is most worshipped in India? Arrogance Immodesty Indiscipline Dishonesty Apathy Vulgarism Intolerance Impatience Violence Greed Pretension Overconfidence Dogmatism Egoism Cruelty Hypocrisy Bossism Loudness All of the above are equally worshipped

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Which of these two is less chaotic? Brownian motion or Indian traffic Which of these two can India (aka Hindustan) most appropriately be renamed with? Republic of Beasts, Barbarism & Evil Gandustan If the English are humans, Indians are beasts; though Im sure there may be exceptions. Which of these two is the most shameless imitator? The monkey The Indian film industry Certainly the second one Which of these two is likely to be worse? An Indian in the criminal underworld An Indian in politics Whats the best thing India can do to help human civilisation? Allowing herself to be re-ruled by the UK There can be no other option Which of these two is normally better suited to leading the realm of criminality? The Indian Underworld Leader The Indian Prime Minister Which of these Indian freedom fighters was the worst at fathoming the baseness of his countrymen and the greatness of his enemy, the British? M. K. Gandhi B. G. Tilak V. D. Savarkar Subhas Chandra Bose They were equally bad If the world is the human body, which of these would be India? Leukaemia Brain tumour HIV/AIDS Rabies

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Astrologically, India is represented by Saturn, for India represents poverty, dirt, indiscipline, ignorance, intolerance, disease, darkness, low people, orthodoxies, hindrances, crime, misery, dishonesty, slavery, cruelty, apathy, hardship, etc. And Great Britain is represented by Sun, Jupiter and Venus, for Great Britain represents achievement, government, monarchy, nobility, aristocracy, authority, knowledge, power, status, education, creativity, eminence, splendour, valour, prestige, beauty, art, amiability, etiquette, courtesy, elegance, gentleness, fairness, tolerance, harmony, honesty, decency, excellence, honour, philanthropy, enlargement, diplomacy, devotion, literature, wisdom, etc. The worst ignorance from India is the belief that all wisdom comes from India. The greatest ignorance from India is the belief that all wisdom comes from India. (Variant) I am extremely apologetic to the wild animals for once comparing them with the people of India. In the garden of the world, India is the most poisonous tree. The problems in India are not political; they are biological. I am not very sure what good can come out of political fasting when virtually every single soul in India seems chronically small-minded & dishonest. Only bullets & missiles from outside might get India on her knees; fasting doesnt look like a valid option in the case of India. Friendship with India is friendship with evil. A friend of India is a friend of evil. (Variant) Modernisation in the hands of a free India is like a torch in the hands of a free monkey. A true Indian is either truly stupid or truly barbaric or both. The true Indian is either truly stupid or truly barbaric or both. (Variant) Until India is freed of Indians the typical Indians she shall never be free in the true sense. India will never be free unless she is freed of Indians the typical Indians. (Variant)

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The trouble with India is that its full of Indians. (Based on the Longshanks line: The trouble with Scotland is that its full of Scots. in the film Braveheart) How can democracy be a success in India when most of her people are so undemocratic? How can democracy be successful in India when most of the Indians are undemocratic? (Variant) Indian democracy is the government of the scoundrels, by the scoundrels, for the scoundrels; and must perish from the earth. India is the most intricately barbarous, subtly dangerous and obdurately evil state in the world. To sum up my theory on India, India is a machine which, in virtually any sense social, political, ethical, educational, is so damaged that it is incapable of repairing itself. It can only be repaired with the aid of some foreign, superior machine, and considering the gravity of the damage, the foreign machine would require almost absolute control over the damaged machine. Thus, first of all, the existing central engine of the machine which would be the government of India would have to be removed with possibly many or most of its peripheral parts which would be the ordinary people of India. The unattended, automatic, damaged machine would only keep damaging itself to total destruction and would also continue to damage the world outside of itself in the most subtle, inadvertent and dangerous way through the export of its contaminated peripherals and products. God created England in his own image; and the Devil said to himself, Why dont I create India? When God created England in his own image, the Devil said to himself, Why dont I create India? (Variant) India: The Devils Own Country. India is the image of Satan. India is vile, free and advancing a precarious and alarming combination! The free India is a freely developing demon.

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India is a developing demon. (Variant) India is the epitome of advanced barbarism. India is the quintessence of how undeserved attempt at freedom, democracy and civilisation goes wrong. India is Hell in its modern form. India is the modern form of Hell. (Variant) I will fight against this evil called India until I have the last drop of blood in my body. To say India is an evil and speak the truth could be illegal in India. No wonder! India is an evil after all. By saying India is an evil and speaking the truth one could be breaking the law in India. No wonder! It is the law of evil after all. (Variant) India, the democracy of demons! India is a democracy of demons. (Variant) In Indian schools, colleges and universities, there should be departments and faculties for modesty, honesty, politeness, decency, and so on. In India, each school, college and university should have a Department of Modesty, a Department of Honesty, a Department of Politeness, a Department of Decency, and so on. (Variant) India: The wild country of wild people. If I were asked under what sky the human mind has most fully developed all of its despicable gifts, I should point to India. Civilised men are not free in the free India. Civilised people are not free in the free India. (Variant) I salute civilised Indians.

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India: The democratic country of undemocratic people. India: The largest democracy of a most undemocratic people. (Variant) India: The largest democracy of largely undemocratic people. (Variant) India is my number one enemy. India is my enemy number one. (Variant) India is my No. 1 enemy. (Variant) India is my enemy No. 1. (Variant) In the free India, every civilised human is a slave of uncivilised, barbaric Indians. In the free India, every civilised human is a slave of uncivilised Indians. (Variant) I have sworn to take revenge on this satanic country India for each and every drop of tear I have shed due to her injustices and barbarism. India is a plague unto mankind. India is a big challenge for me. Men of India! You wish to punish me because I am an anti-Indian. Am I not punished enough in being born an Indian?

INDIAN ELECTIONS I never vote in (Indian) elections; I just cant figure out which of the thugs to vote to.

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A free India is a dangerous idea. A free India is a wrong idea. India is the best example of what happens when freedom goes in the wrong hands. If India voluntarily gives herself back to the British to be ruled, I imagine she will have significantly less exploitation and better order and governance than what she has at present under her own rule. I want to show the world how wrong India is and how right England is. I want to show the world that there is a grave, monstrous problem, and I want to demand a solution. I want more freedom for those who deserve it and less for those who do not. I cannot give up when God is up in heaven, Truth is in the mind, and England is in the heart. A day will come when India out of her natural incompetence to rule herself will be in such a mess that every Indian will be regretful about her independence from the British. India freed herself from the British to be enslaved by herself, and she is a master worse than the British. India is enslaved by herself. (Variant) Better than the entire world, is our Hindustan The greatest joke of all times, made by an Indian poet called Muhammad Iqbal. England and India they are more than mere physical entities; they are concepts right and wrong, true and false, knowledge and ignorance, discipline and indiscipline, civility and barbarism, sanity and madness they are spirits; they are forces good and evil. The more I love England, the more I hate India; the more I hate India, the more I love England The more I love good, the more I hate evil; the more I hate evil, the more I love good. If England and India were to be personified, the former would be a goddess and the latter would be a witch.

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Indian autocrats should bear in mind that I have the same blood flowing in my veins as that of Tilak and Savarkar whose monuments they erect on their soil. I am in complete disfavour of the freedom that was given by Britain the most great and civilised land to India a most uncivilised and evil. When Britain gave India freedom, the force of good set free the force of evil. In India, self-criticism is stupidity; in England, it is refinement. In Indian history textbooks the British colonial rulers and administrators are largely and extensively portrayed as monsters. Arent the Indians, who used to burn widows alive, monsters? Arent the Indian kings, who massively exploited their subjects, monsters? Arent the innumerable, corrupt ministers and officers of the free India monsters? Arent the uncivil, commonplace people of modern India monsters? Dont they, in the same way, deserve a place in the textbooks as monsters? The Indian rule of India is a far greater evil than the British rule of India. The English are civil to each other because they, being civilised people, understand the value of civility. Some of them may purely be wearing masks, but thats still better than the way Indians behave to each other, at roads, shops, offices, colleges, even hospitals. Im not at all saying every Englishman is great and good; Im not at all saying every Indian is small and bad. And I myself am not a racist, for I do not believe that race is a primary determinant of human capacities. I have been through loads of racism in England, but I understand the greatness of England. The Indian patriots talk about literacy levels when a census was taken in the 19th century, it was found that there was 13% literacy in India and 8% in Europe. Well, by the end of the 19th century, Britain alone had produced the following geniuses Charles Babbage (17911871), Isaac Newton (16431727), Charles Darwin (18091882), William Shakespeare (d. 1616), William Wordsworth (17701850), James Watt (17361819), James Clerk Maxwell (1831 1879), J. J. Thomson (18561940), Adam Sedgwick (17851873), John Dalton (17661844), Michael Faraday (17911867), William Herschel (17381822), Robert Hooke (16351703), Edward Jenner (17491823), Alexander Graham Bell (1847 1922), Francis Bacon (15611626), David Hume (17111776), John Locke (1632 1704), Henry Cavendish (17311810), George Stephenson (17811848), Joseph Swan (18281914), Alexander Bain (18181903), James Braid (17951860), Robert Brown (17731858), Rowland Hill (17951879), Charles Dickens (18121870), and many more. The small, 5% difference in the percentage of literacy matters far less than the pool of talent they had compared to Indians. And I really hope they, the patriots, are not of the opinion that they, the geniuses, too were pirates. The patriots talk about the white exploitation of India and the world. What about the

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India needs British rule; or more correctly, civilised Indians, which unfortunately are in a terrible minority, need British rule; and more importantly, the world needs British rule in India; for most of the Indians are not humans they are far worse than savage animals in short, freedom for India is freedom for evil. Why Mother India wanted freedom? She wanted freedom so that her noble sons could be free to spit whenever and wherever they wish. I think it is time the common Indian realises that it is in his own interest that the government of India is replaced by the governments of one or more Western democratic states. (I, for numerous objective reasons, am in favour of the United Kingdom, possibly supervised by the United States and the United Nations.) Britains government will bring better governance, for which it will naturally be paid taxes out of Indian pockets; and there are grounds to believe that there will be less financial malfunction. There is likely to be a much greater presence of British businesses and industries in India, but it would be a small price to pay for the enrichment of life of the common Indian, the enrichment the Indian democratic governments have ever failed to attain. Through the presence of relatively dictatorial Western power, there shall be an increased potential for stability and peace in the entire subcontinent. Can a people as undisciplined, as dishonest, as small-minded, as uneducated, as barbaric, as superficial, and as wrong as Indians create a healthy, prosperous nation? Are they fit to govern themselves at all in the first place? If India is allowed to continue ruling herself, she will one day be the deadliest chaotic state on the face of the earth. And that day might not be too far away. A free, democratic India is an outrageously bold experiment, and it is failing. The free India is marching towards total destruction. [ , [ ! English: Happy 64th Dependence Day to all decent, honest, hard-working and civilised Indians, assuming they exist at all!

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INDIAN SOCIETY Which of these two is less rotten? A month old, unrefrigerated, ripened tomato Indian society

INDIAN TRICOLOUR The three bands of the Indian tricolour saffron, white and green actually represent blood and barbarism, death and dictatorship, and decay and toxicity respectively. Vijayi Vishwa Tiranga Pyara, Jhanda Uncha Rahe Hamara! Isnt this kind of more germane to the British tricolour [The Union Jack] than the Indian tricolour?

INDO-US RELATIONSHIP India and America, walking together, hand in hand, is a deadliest combination, where Indias extreme power of contamination is fuelled by Americas extreme power of capitalism.

INSANITY I am a criminal convicted in the court of sanity. I am sane enough to understand that I am insane. If God had made me little more insane, I would have discovered nothing in my life, and if He had made me little less insane, I would have never discovered that He exists.

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INTELLECT If you do not understand me, you are mediocre. If you do understand me, you are intelligent. And if you disprove me, you are a genius.

ITALY Italy is Europes India. Italy is European India. (Variant)

JAN LOKPAL BILL The fact of the rise of Indias second freedom struggle proves that the first struggle was a failure and a third struggle will be a necessity. Indias second freedom struggle shows that the first struggle failed and a third struggle will be necessary. (Variant) The 2nd Indian freedom movement shows that the 1st movement failed and a 3rd movement will be necessary. (Variant) The cancer of corruption appears to be so innate to the Indian psyche that Indias second freedom struggle shall also be in vain. The irony of Indian Independence is that India used the 64 years of independence only to realise that there was in fact no independence. The irony is that India used the 64 years of independence only to realise that she had in fact no independence. (Variant) Indias struggle for independence can at best result in a state of greater dependency and at worst in a state of greater anarchy. Indias struggle for independence can at best result in greater dependency and at worst in greater anarchy. (Variant)

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An Indian struggle for independence can at best result in a state of greater dependency and at worst in a state of greater anarchy. (Variant) An Indian struggle for independence can at best result in a state of greater dependency and at worst in a state of worse anarchy. (Variant) Anna Hazare says he is concerned with the problem that only four Indians are ruling India. Shouldnt he instead be concerned with the problem that one day all Indians may be ruling India? The rise of the India Against Corruption movement and the massive public support it has gained seem to have proved that India, as a democracy, has failed. And the root cause of this failure seems clearly to be the undemocratic mind of the Indian people, on the whole. A good democracy needs a good, honest, broadminded and democratic mindset prevalent amongst its people, the way it appears to be prevalent in the Western nations. Now, if the Jan Lokpal Bill is passed and made a law, it will centralise power and will create a quasi-dictatorial state. Such state, overseen by good, honest and transparent people, may initially prove beneficial for the country and the people, but in all likelihood, it too will eventually be infected by the unhealthy, undemocratic, base Indian mindset, or commonly, the cancer of corruption. And alarmingly, this time, the state will be much less democratic and far more dictatorial in its very basic structure. The state will be even more tyrannical, and a third and incredibly demanding freedom struggle will become essential.

JAWAHARLAL NEHRU Panditji, the whole world sleeps at 12:00 AM IST? Long years ago somebody started fucking us, and now the time comes when we start fucking ourselves. Long years ago somebody started exploiting us, and now the time comes when we start exploiting ourselves. (Variant) on Jawaharlal Nehrus speech on the eve of Indias independence Your legacy to India? Certainly, it is 400+ million people incapable of governing themselves. on Jawaharlal Nehrus quote: My legacy to India? Hopefully, it is 400 million people capable of governing themselves.

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KALI YUGA The Mahabharata is so true about the Kali Yuga! It is ruled by Sudras. But, of course, the Kali Yuga exists in the land of the Mahabharata India. In England, there is kind of Satya Yuga, where Brahmins seem to have dominance.

KARMA-YOGA Krishna wants man to be a karma-yogi. But is Krishna himself a karma-yogi? If mans karma-yoga is his unconditional, absolute allegiance to Krishna, Krishnas karma-yoga would be his unconditional, absolute allegiance to morality. Krishna clearly lacks such allegiance and therefore he is not a karma-yogi. The Bhagavad-gitas karma-yoga means mans unconditional, absolute allegiance to uncompromising, pretentious evil.

KASHMIR If Kashmir is a part of India, then, may be, Pakistan is also a part of India.

KRISHNA The Bhagavad-gita is Hindu terrorism, and Krishna is a terrorist. However, that does not necessarily mean that those who advocate or attempt to spread the Gita are terrorists, since they may not be aware of the terrorism entailed in it. Krishna is a terrorist though, for he is supposed to be (omniscient) God, and as such, through the Gita his eternal message he has directly, or indirectly, threatened the modern way of life, considering most of the modern people as miscreants, the ones to be annihilated. Krishna attempts to sound like a good guy, but he wants the inherently miserable material world to function for no good reason. Either Krishna as God is an absurd idea and thus Gita is the word of man, not of God or God is absurd, inconsistent, and largely & fundamentally satanic. Lord Krishna is the Hindu supremo. The Hindu supremo is Lord Krishna. (Variant)

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In verse 9:23 of the Gita, Krishna says that he meets the requirements of and protects those who always worship him with absolute devotion. In 16:19, he says that he continuously puts the envious and the mischievous the lowest of all men into the sea of material existence, into a variety of demonic lives. In 16:20, he says that such people, by having repeated births into the demonic sort of life, can never achieve him. They end up into the most disgusting form of existence. In 10:10, Krishna says that the ones who are always devoted in serving him lovingly, he gives them real intelligence through which they can come to him. In 10:11, he says that as a matter of special mercy, he residing in their hearts dispels the darkness of ignorance with the lamp of knowledge. Why is Krishna residing in everyones heart, as he claims in 15:15 not merciful enough to everyone, to dispel their darkness of ignorance with real intelligence, so that they can come to him? In verse 3:22 of the Gita, Krishna says that though he wants nothing, he does his prescribed duties. In 3:24, Krishna for giving reason he does his prescribed duties says that if he does not do his prescribed duties all worlds will be ruined and he will be the cause of producing unwanted population, which, as a result, will wreck all living beings. So, Krishna does not want to wreck all living beings. Therefore, Krishna wants something, which is in contradiction with 3:22. In verse 16:6 of the Gita, Krishna says that there are two types of created living entities in the world: divine and demonic. In 16:1, 16:2, & 16:3 describing the qualities of the divine ones he says that they the divine ones are marked by fearlessness, charity, self-control, study of the Vedas, non-violence, simplicity, cleanliness, politeness, modesty, compassion for all living beings, etc. In 16:8 describing the qualities of the demonic ones he says that they the demonic ones are marked by atheism. In 16:4, he says that the demonic ones are marked by arrogance, conceit, anger, harshness, etc. Now, quite evidently, many atheists, including scientists, philosophers, humanists, and people who do not believe in or study Vedas, are actually marked by some of the qualities that Krishna says only the divine ones have for example, charity, politeness, and compassion for all living beings. If Krishna were at all to be taken seriously, he could not really be regarded as a good, kind, just, and noble Lord, but would rather, to a very large extent, be worthy of condemnation as evil. Krishna is not the main protagonist but the real antagonist of the Mahabharata. In the Bhagavad-gita, Arjun does not ask questions to which Krishna would not have answers.

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LABOUR PARTY (UK) Labour will make Britain a labourer of the world.

LANGUAGE The language of sword is less powerful than the language of word, but most of the people understand the language of sword with greater power than the language of word. Like language, like people English is the best language; English are the best people.

LAUGHTER Laughter is the worst imprudence. I cannot afford the luxury of laughter. Laughter is a luxury I cannot afford. (Variant)

LAW I have an alarming suspicion that my court of philosophy will one day be known to the world through a court of law.

LEADERSHIP An ideal leader is a perfect combination of Hitler and Gandhi. My most beloved leaders are Hitler and Gandhi. My political heroes are Hitler and Gandhi. (Variant) Gandhi reminds me that Hitler doesnt have to be the way; Hitler reminds me that Gandhi cannot be the way.

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LIFE The sound of life has divine silence. Life is a poison drunk hoping for nectar. A man lived a worthy life only if the job he did were theoretically impossible for a machine. I revere the man who does not cease to love and respect life in the midst of sufferings and calamities. There is so much in life when there is so much to discover, conquer, and love. There is more to life when there is more to discover, conquer, and love. (Variant) God likes horror films; thats why I have such a horrific life. God likes horror films; thats why I have such a scary life. (Variant) My life is a horror film God is watching. (Variant) Life is made to be a surprise; so dont expect what you want to expect; but dont expect that you will be surprised, for you will be surprised. Life is a lifelong torture.

LONDON The world can never be in the state of right order, strong government, and good influence unless London is truly and literally established as its capital. London is the Jerusalem of the civilised world.

LOVE True love is like religion. It is full of devotion and free of doubt. Love is like religion; it is full of devotion and free of doubt. (Variant)

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Love is madness, but without that madness man is a mere machine. An idealistic lover is a blind lover, and therefore a true lover; a pragmatic lover is a sighted lover, and therefore a false lover. The bushes of love are blossomed through the manure of hardship. The price of love is war. Like imprisons a bird; love sets it free. Fate denied me love to heighten my heart to understand love. One is a slave of what one loves, but for being a perfect slave one may sometimes have to be the master. He is a slave of what he loves, but for being a perfect slave he may sometimes have to be the master. (Variant) You are a slave of what you love, but for being a perfect slave you may sometimes have to be the master. (Variant)

LUXURY Luxury is not strongness; it is weakness.

MADNESS Madness is perhaps the worst communicable disease. Insanity is the greatest luxury for the sane. He who is not mad is a machine.

MAHABHARATA Perhaps even its supposed author Veda Vyasa would not know that the Mahabharatas real antagonist is none other than Lord Krishna!

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MAN That is Man whose heart is spirited and eyes are wet each moment on account of the sorrow, compassion, virtue, beauty, and nobility that decorate this world. He is man whose heart is spirited and eyes are wet each moment on account of the sorrow, compassion, virtue, beauty, and nobility that decorate this world. (Variant) Every man should possess the heart of a saint and the brain of a politician. Expect of man God and he will appear to be a beast; expect of man a beast and he will appear to be God. 69

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MARATHI TV PROGRAMS Eka Peksha Ek - Apsara Aali (Narkaatli) Marathi Paul Padte Pudhe (Dombaryache Khel Karun)

MARRIAGE A woman is perhaps the last thing I can imagine getting married to.

MEANING The worst insult I can inflict on life is that I do not reflect on its meaning.

MIND An ideal mind is a combination of English temper and German talent.

MISERY I have all heart for the miserable, but when the misery turns into evil, I have no heart.

MISSION I have three missions in life, stated in the decreasing order of their (spiritual) importance Discovering the profoundest truth, which, I suspect, is equivalent to finding God - the ultimate questioner; Revolutionising science; and Making England, the most glorious of nations, the most powerful. Yet, it is the last one that is the closest to the heart. My life is dedicated to the discovery of God, the advancement of science, and the pre-eminence of England. (Variant)

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I am married to my mission The discovery of God, the advancement of science, and the pre-eminence of England. (Variant)

MODESTY Envy loves modesty; virtue merely respects it. No one loves your modesty more than he who hates you the most. No one loves your humility as much as he who hates you the most. (Variant)

MONARCHY A state with no monarchy is like a body with no consciousness; however august a state may be, without a monarchy it looks pretty much as vacuous as a body void of consciousness.

MONEY Make money or seek God.

MORALITY Ethical perfection is more challenging than logical perfection. Moral perfection is harder than logical perfection. (Variant) Morality is beyond truth and falsehood.

MOTTO My motto is: For Knowledge, God and England.

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MUMBAI (BOMBAY) The future is bad, for the future is Bombay. It is Bombay for the forward, Mumbai for the backward. For the forward, it is Bombay; for the backward, it is Mumbai. (Variant)

MUSLIMS Honestly, the Muslims normally appear to be far more honest and civil people than the Hindus; and isnt it very true when it comes to religious practice?

MYSTERY Mystery is more beautiful than discovery; yet man seeks discovery, not mystery. Mystery is the soul of existence.

NATIONALISM A people must advance or a people must perish. Nationalism is the lifeblood of a peoples existence. And the best is under a moral obligation to advancement and nationalism. A nation must advance or a nation must perish. Nationalism is the lifeblood of national existence. And the best is under a moral obligation to advancement and nationalism. (Variant)

NATURE Nature, by its very nature, is very brutal and unequal. However, Man has somehow managed to transform the nature of its brutality and inequality.

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NEWTON If I were asked which two souls from human history I would wish to be resurrected, to be with, to converse with, and to weep at their feet, I would enunciate the names of Newton and Gandhi.

NEW YORK The difference between London and New York is the difference between the real and the fake. Whats the difference between London and New York? The difference between the real and the fake (Variant)

NORMALCY Normalcy is something I normally hate. Normalcy I normally hate. (Variant)

OPTIMISM Thorough optimism is the foremost sign of a cultured mind. Optimism is the staunchest worshipper of life.

ORTHODOXY He is most orthodox who is the least of philosopher. The fate of unorthodox is orthodox.

OXBRIDGE Cambridge is tiny and lovely; Oxford is stately and scary.

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PAIN Painful life is brutal and painless life is superficial.

PAKISTAN In a match between India and Pakistan, I would be with Pakistan; in a match between Pakistan and England, I should be with England. In a war between India and Pakistan, I should be with India; in a war between India and England, I would be with England. I love Pakistan to the extent that she hates India and I hate Pakistan to the extent that she hates Great Britain. To the Western civilisation, Pakistan is a threat, but India is a guaranteed threat. To the West, Pakistan is a threat, but India is a guaranteed threat. (Variant) Pakistan is a threat to the West, but India is a guaranteed threat. (Variant) Pakistan is a threat, but India is a guaranteed threat. (Variant)

PASSION Passion is the soul of youth.

PATRIOTISM I am a patriot. Im patriotic to England. I was neither born there nor do I live there, though I resided there for 2 yrs, which is rather a small portion of my life. But I dont think patriotism should have anything to do really about whether you were born in that country or the amount of time you have spent there. England is my type, and India is not. And its not my crime that I was born in India, not England. There are so many Indians, Pakistanis, Bangladeshis, born in England, who are rather patriotic to their ethnic lands. England is my great love, and I am loyal & patriotic to my love, though Im not a mindless patriot.

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I dont care where I was born. I dont care how long I lived in England. All I care about is that I love England, and this love brings forth in me a sense of unwavering loyalty to England. India is not my country; my country is England. I do not live in India by choice; I live in India by force. A man born in space is a human, not an extraterrestrial. I dont think I should love the gutter just because I was born in it. Patriotism is an essential force when the good in the world is threatened from the bad and when your country happens to be good. Patriotism can be a great force provided it is well founded on broad and just principles and that the country you are patriotic for is truly and realistically great. Certainly, when the country you are patriotic for is trivial. on Bertrand Russells quote: Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons. Only when the country you are patriotic for is trivial. on Bertrand Russells quote: Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons. (Variant)

PEREMPTORINESS Peremptoriness is philosophers devil.

PERFECTIONISM In the world of incompetence, the worst mistake is perfectionism. In the world of incompetence, the weightiest crime is perfectionism. (Variant)

PERSECUTION I am more afraid of not speaking the truth than being persecuted for speaking it.

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PHILOSOPHER I am a slumdog philosopher.

PHILOSOPHERS The world is divided between animals and philosophers. I dont think the world will ever witness a philosopher as celebrated and senseless as Marx or Wittgenstein. The land that does not honour philosophers dishonours itself.

PHILOSOPHY The best of humanity is philosophy. Philosophy is my mother tongue. It is philosophy that truly separates man from animals. Philosophy truly separates man from animals. (Variant) Philosophy separates man truly from animals. (Variant) Philosophy separates man most intensely from animals. (Variant)

PLEASURE Pain is a poison, pleasure an intoxicant.

POLITENESS Politeness is an English invention.

POLITICS I am first a philosopher, second a patriot, third a politician.

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Wisdom is political. Politics is the thing I need the most and I hate the most. Politics is philosophy into action. Knowing life is philosophy. Living life is politics. The first rule in politics is never forget your enemies and the last rule is never trust your friends. The first rule of politics is that never forget your enemies and the last rule is that never trust your friends. (Variant) My political creed is Non-Racial Democratic National Socialism; and my nation is England.

POVERTY I owe half of my success to poverty. I owe 50 percent of my success to my poverty. (Variant) I owe my success to an astoundingly perfect and persistent combination of wealth and poverty.

PROF NAMDEVRAO JADHAV I read Prof Namdevrao Jadhavs massively false, ludicrously partisan and purely anti-Brahmin history books, such as Panipatcha Vijay and, to some extent, Khara Sambhaji; I see the level of prominence, popularity and protection they earn; and I newly understand what Maharashtra and India are coming to! Prof Namdevrao Jadhav clearly seems to be the quintessence of the expeditiously spreading spurious and menacing anti-Brahmin mentality in Maharashtra. Prof Namdevrao Jadhavs books, such as Panipatcha Vijay, insinuate how preposterous, obnoxious and sinister anti-Brahminism has become.

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Prof Namdevrao Jadhav is perhaps the most notorious of historians who write history to gratify their prejudices. . English translation: True Namdevrao Jadhav is such that he writes false history. The reading of Prof Namdevrao Jadhavs books in fact puts me into a dilemma: whether I should laugh or cry; for on the one hand they are hilariously doltish and on the other hand they are offensively false. This Prof Namdevrao Jadhav, who belongs to the Maratha majority, writes false history, lectures around the state, tries to turn people and the youth against Brahmins; will any legal action be taken against him? In his books, such as Chatrapati Shivaji Maharaj: Visionary Secular Great King of India and Shivaji Maharaj: Secular King of Secular India, anti-Brahmin Prof Namdevrao Jadhav applauds Shivaji for being secular. Is he secular himself though? He quite certainly is not! And it is not difficult to fathom that there are strong, dirty political wills and forces behind him and his works. And it is also not difficult to understand what those political forces precisely are. [ [ , , . , . , , , , . Prof Namdevrao Jadhavs books, and the publisher Rajmata Prakashan, must be legally banned for promoting massively fabricated history, systematically, consistently and unjustifiably targeting the Brahmin minority, and potentially instigating disintegration of the society. . , , , .

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 . ! ; , , , [ ! . , [ , ! English translation: India is such a backward country that in it someone as dense, ignorant and crooked as Prof Namdevrao Jadhav can come to be known as a historian, lecturer and advisor!

PROFESSIONALISM Professionalism is nothing but relentless devious insistence on the mechanisation of mankind.

PUNE Pune is the heart of India in that it regards itself as very cultured and civilised whereas in truth it is so uncultured and uncivilised.

QUOTATIONS A quote is a decorated thought. A quotation is a decorated thought. (Variant)

RACE The world without the Germanic people is like the solar system without the sun darkness everywhere. Experience suggests that a world in black hands is normally a world in the hands of misery and death.

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A fundamental tragedy of the world is that white is smart but bad and black is good but mad. The world is in peril the right is shrinking and the wrong is spreading. The English are the maturest people The English are the fittest people The English mostly are the master race. The Caucasian race is the king of the human race; the Germanic race is the king of the Caucasian race; and the English race is the king of the Germanic race The English race is therefore the king of the human race. White man conquered black man with mind; black man will conquer white man with multitude. Which land occupied mostly by dark-skinned people could ever be called civilised? No land I think it can roughly be said that the white people, especially the Germanic peoples, are superbrahmins and the black people are supershudras. Roughly, a white man is a superbrahmin and a black man is a supershudra. (Variant)

RACISM Im not exactly racist, for Im not stupid or mad enough to think that any nonwhite person is necessarily inferior to any white person. However, at the same time I cant deny that the world without white people would rather have been a shitty place to be. And even to this day, the nations of white people are, generally & indisputably, so much developed & prosperous as compared to the nations of non-whites. I imagine that if the white people hadnt robbed non-white people, there wouldnt have been a concentration of wealth & energy to fuel up things like the industrial revolution. If this is awful then, well, the world itself is inherently awful. If whites had not exploited blacks, then very probably there would have been no industrial revolution, no advancement in sciences, medicine, and, in all, shitty & barbaric sort of stuff all over.

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The basic problem with racism is that there can be a white man in black clothes and vice versa. Racism is the mother of imperialism and the murderer of empires. White supremacy is a half-truth a 90% truth though. There are two basic types of racism absolute racism and limited racism. Absolute racism is the belief in the superiority of one race over another with no possibility of exception. Limited racism is the racism that, unlike absolute racism, includes, and is thus limited by, the possibility of exception. Thus, an absolute white supremacist is one who believes that every white person is necessarily superior to every non-white person. A limited white supremacist, on the other hand, is one who does not believe in the necessity, though he believes in the strong likelihood of a white person being superior to a non-white person. I, for example, am a limited white supremacist. Absolute racism is true racism; limited racism is false racism, for it does not believe in race as a primary determinant of human capacities. There are also three other fundamental types of racism A, B and C. In type A, there is belief in the superiority of one race over another and there is also the existence of dislike of another race. In type B, there is belief in the superiority of one race over another but there is no dislike of another race, like a man who may believe in the superiority of humans over dogs but may not dislike dogs. In type C, there is no belief in the superiority of one race over another but there is the existence of dislike of another race, the sort of dislike a man may possess of extraterrestrials just because they are different. Racism is a cancer of the mind and a plague upon mankind. It is a crude generalisation made in theory and grave injustices done in practice. Racism a cancer of the mind and a plague upon mankind, a crude generalisation made in theory and grave injustices done in practice. (Variant)

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RAMDAS ATHAWALE . (Ramdas Athawale) , ? (Kedar Joshi)

REINCARNATION I do not really believe in the idea of reincarnation; I do not believe in the concept of soul; and I am a semi-solipsist. However, if in case I am wrong, I do not think I can then be wrong that I was an Englishman or a German in my previous life.

RELIGION Religions, themselves, are (intellectual) blasphemies. Ask a scientist a very profound question on his science and he will be silent. Ask a religious person a very simple question on his religion and he will be frenzied. Ask a true scientist a very profound question on his science, and he will be silent. Ask a true religious person a very simple question on his religion, and he will be frenzied. (Variant) The tragedy of religion is that it is a perfect combination of profundity and bigotry, and it attracts men, usually, not on the basis of its moral and philosophical merit, if any, but on the basis of conservatism of mediocrity. All theistic religions are fictional works of divine hypocrisy. Every theistic religion is mans work of divine hypocrisy. (Variant) The difference between religion and science is the difference between thoughtless certainty and thoughtful doubt. Religion is thoughtless certainty; science is thoughtful doubt. (Variant) All religions are peaceful in that they make their followers drop the weapon of reason.

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REVOLUTION The world is evolving in a revolting direction, and only a revolution can change that direction. The world is evolving in a wrong direction and only a revolution can change that direction. (Variant) The world evolves through revolutions. The time has come for the greatest revolution of all times.

ROMANCE Youth without romance is fish without water.

SACHIN TENDULKAR I believe Sachin Tendulkar is a good man, but he plays for the enemy of human civilisation, and that makes him a monster He is Little Monster, Master Monster. Sachin Tendulkar a good man who plays for a bad country. Sachin Tendulkar a civilised man who plays for a barbaric country. (Variant)

SAMBHAJI If Sambhaji is assumed as innocent as he is portrayed by major contemporary historians such as Vishwas Patil, Shivaji, in some ways and to some extent, turns out to be unjust and grasping. He seems to sacrifice justice in being unjust towards Sambhaji, for the love for his rapacious wife, Soyarabai. He also seems to sacrifice the future of his subjects and his kingdom for immediate imperial ambitions, by maintaining his corrupt ministers in power so as to keep the kingdom temporarily functioning and stable. At any rate, it appears that Sambhaji and Shivaji cannot both be irreproachable; at least one of them, it looks, has to be grossly guilty.

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A major reason behind Sambhajis downfall was that he, like his father, Shivaji, was inequitable in punishment and justice. Had Sambhaji objectively and timely dealt with and punished his brother-in-law, Ganoji Shirke the traitor, he would not have been tragically captured. Aurangzebs equitability, in contrast, always gave him the winning edge.

SAMBHAJI BRIGADE Quite sarcastically, I am amazed that the Sambhaji Brigade has not yet demolished Shrimant Bajirao Peshwas statue at the Shaniwar Wada! I think Brahmins should unite and form Bajirao Brigade to fight the scoundrels; I suspect it is one day going to be impossible for Brahmins to live in Maharashtra, or quite possibly in the entire India, with any possible honour.

SATHYA SAI BABA Asathya Sai Baba Asatya Sai Baba (Variant) My power is immeasurable; My truth inexplicable, unfathomable. Sathya Sai Baba And yet my country has problems immeasurable. Kedar Joshi

SCIENCE The history of science is the saga of nature defying common sense.

SCIENTISTS It is a fair bit of tragedy that the smartest of scientists are normally the stupidest of philosophers.

SCOTLAND Scotland is truly a Highland a land of high minds, attainments, and spirits.

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SEX There are only two adult virgins in the entire world God and me. The former is a virgin because he has no need and the latter is a virgin because he has no brain.

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SHIVAJI Shivaji Mahar-raj Shivaji The godly king of the gruesome rabble. Shivaji The king of Hindu nationalists and fundamentalists. If Shivaji descends from heaven to regovern his people, most of the people will have lost some of their limbs. ! Marathi-Hindu fundamentalists on Shivaji Maharaj. , ? Kedar Joshi on Marathi-Hindu fundamentalists. Shivajis followers do not imitate his nobility and character; they only imitate his fierceness and aggression. Shivajis followers are certainly tarnishing his image with their immoral, barbaric behaviour. Aurangzeb normally appears to be smarter than Shivaji. , . , .

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SHIV SENA May be the Shiv Sena should replace the Tiger on its flag by the African Wild Dog for a couple of obvious reasons: The tiger hunts alone and is kind of royal.

SHRIRAM BHAT It takes a genius to be a great astrologer, and he is a genius. Within a few minutes of seeing my horoscope for the first time (July 2007), he said confidently, "You suffer from constipation, which you have inherited from your mother". I was stunned! The analysis wasnt very easy. And none of the astrologers I had met before seemed even remotely capable of such wit. ...And in Diwali 2008, he famously predicted 26/11!

SHYNESS Shyness is a precondition of politeness. The English are never shy to be shy; the Indians are simply too shy to be shy. Some people are too shy to be shy.

SLEEP If sleep had done its job with some extra care and sincerity, man would never die of old age.

SOCIETY Man is more social within than without. When I say that British society on the whole is superior to Indian society, I mean that the former is intellectually and culturally more developed than the latter, the way man on the whole is more developed than and superior to any other animal. Intellectual and cultural development may not advance the level of happiness, as animals may on the whole be happier than humans, but it is normally the life of man that is nobler and more cherishable than the life of animals.

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SOLIPSISM The worst mockery God can make of a moralist is that He compels him to be a solipsist. I have far more reasons to rather disbelieve that a man besides me suffers when he cries, yet I have far more sentiments than those great reasons to instead weep for his far less likely sufferings. I am a solipsist who cares about the world.

SONIA GANDHI Sonia Gandhi, the queen of thieves, thugs and bandits.

SPIRITUALITY The spiritual order knowledge, God, morality, England, the United Kingdom, Germany, the United States,India, evil.

STUPIDITY Sadly, the fools are foolish enough to disregard the fact that I am not foolish enough to argue with them. Never be offended by fools; exploit them!

SUBHAS CHANDRA BOSE Subhas Chandra Bose either never realised the simple fact that for India Nazism, and possibly Imperial Japan too, would have eventually proved to be a profoundly greater evil than British imperialism or did not remember the basic principle that a lesser evil must not be weakened in its close fight against a greater evil. It seems clearly that Subhas Chandra Bose had a blind hatred for the British Raj and was prepared to go to virtually any extent to cause its demise, even such an extent that could have inadvertently caused a much greater or extreme harm to his fellow countrymen.

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Subhas Chandra Boses unintended motto: Give me blood and I will give you even greater enslavement! Hindi translation: ] [ : ; !

SUFFERING You dont know what I have gone through in life. The philosopher within me may be liked and praised, but the animal that has sustained the philosopher has been into the most sacred parts of Hell. I have shed tears to pay the price of conceiving my thoughts. The root of suffering is in the main the evil within. He who regards everyone elses suffering as his own has the true right over happiness. He who regards everyone elses suffering as his own has true right over happiness. (Variant)

SUICIDE If suicide were as simple as uttering the word, this planet would have had all creatures but humans. I am often confused as to whether I should take the terrible pains to prepare myself given the likelihood that I will be arrested and imprisoned for life and/or persecuted by India the land of beasts or I should kill myself so as to rest in peace for eternity The latter option sounds better when I believe its all an illusion anyway, whereas the former looks worthwhile if I truly love philosophy and England.

SUN A rising sun brought me into this world; a setting sun will take me away.

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SUPERIORITY Hate from the superior is better than love from the inferior. It is better to be hated by the superior than to be loved by the inferior. (Variant)

TAJ MAHAL It is perhaps a greater wonder that the great Indian wonder Taj Mahal remains fairly untainted by filth and spit.

THEISTS The theist that thinks there can be no reason for an atheist to be moral, has no capacity to be moral.

TOLERANCE Tolerance for evil is assistance for evil. Tolerance for evil means assistance for evil. (Variant)

TREASON A country that punishes traitors who commit treason for noble causes is a traitor itself.

TRUTH Between truth, honour and fame, the good want truth, the wicked want honour, and the insane want fame.

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UDDHAV THACKERAY Uddhav Thackeray looks perfectly like a Congress leader; I dont know what he is doing in the Shiv Sena! Uddhav Thackeray is perhaps the only Marathi politician who at least looks like a thorough gentleman. Uddhav Thackeray is perhaps the only Marathi politician who at least looks like a good, civilised human. (Variant) Uddhav Thackeray is one of the very few Indian politicians who at least look like good people.

UNITED NATIONS What does the United Nations do about countries like India where there is so much violation of human rights through various forms of exploitation, corruption and crime? It seems that the UN approves of tough problems and disapproves of tough solutions.

UNITED STATES The United States is Britains arch-friend and arch-enemy.

VICE The root of vice is the littleness of mind. There is no enemy like vice.

VICTORY The first step to winning a battle is to think of the enemy as a monster.

VIRTUE Virtue is my asylum.

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Everybody ponders upon the beauty of a horse, but how many care if he is happy.

WAR Suicide or war, they are the only options suicide is cowardice; war is imprudence. War is a favourite sport of the Devil. War is a sport of the Devil. (Variant)

WEAKNESS There is no room for the weak in this world; the weak has to be kicked out ruthlessly; and if it is not kicked out duly then there is no room for the strong.

WEALTH The riches of mind are richer than the riches of matter.

WILL I have a problem I have a high will to succeed but a low will to live; and a medium will to solve the problem.

WISDOM Knowledge is the end; wisdom is the means. Mans first and last duty is to act wisely.

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WORLD The best thing about the world is that it has logical structure and the worst thing is that it has no moral structure. Conquering the world is like visiting the house of God. Conquering the world is like climbing the highest mountain to get closest to Truth and God. The idea of conquering the world gives me the feeling of getting closer to Truth and God. Most of the people in this world are dangerous enough to be either seriously taught or simply shot. Mark my words Some nations, some states, are such ill-cultured and fundamentally ill-equipped apropos decent psychological perspectives and appropriate philosophies of life that their economic and cultural advancement in the world will engender its downfall. I may be accused of trying to divide the world, but I am of the candid opinion that if the world is not divided duly, the union will be far graver than the division. Love everything and ruin the world; hate the evil and save the world. As a thinker and a citizen of the world, I consider it my duty to discover evil and reveal it to the world, and at the same time I consider it a duty of the world to protect me against evil. The world is sleeping; I have to wake it up! The world is sleeping; I will wake it up. (Variant)

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WORLD WAR III World War III will be a necessity. The Third World War will be a necessity. (Variant) World War III will be largely between the white world and the non-white world. The Third World War will be largely between the white world and the nonwhite world. (Variant) The Third World War will advertently or inadvertently annihilate uncultured, dangerous nations and societies. The Third World will be responsible for the Third World War. I hope that the Third World War is not the only remaining option for a white and bright future. I dream of a major war, maybe the Third World War, which shall end into the defeat of base, barbaric and perilous lands like India, resulting ultimately into Great Britain regaining its rightful, supreme position in the world. I shall be the architect of the annihilation of barbaric nations.

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