Why is the sausage cut wrong?

In a larger company of professors and lecturers of the university and cosmopolitan L. I raised the question: Why is the sausage rather crooked than straight cut, which represent so that the cut surface as the discs are not circular, but elliptical (oval)? The thing does not seem worth the question, but the ingenuity, can practice playing it, and maybe you can learn not dislike how the sagacity of learned men as has been considerable.And if even the little ones often just as cute as can be just great principles, the Great explain why not more so the small principles that we want to take to answer the question in right here? Pressures were only future always an ear to when you meet the aesthetic object haired words "sausage, which many a fine educated spoiled the taste of the sausage itself, thus threatening to prepare the same fate this essay. Though the sausage could try to emulate some German singer that the German taste is not looking without success recommended by Italianisation her name, but would probably be even worse with the beautiful name, as it is in any case already become at the present time than formerly. because one may at the time old still so find much to complain about, since Freytag has brought them to their good name, but it was a really good sausages This mocks the honest name of the experiment,., and since you have to put up with it otherwise often enough that it sounds bad, if you call a thing by its right name, it is indeed one can probably put up here. From the outset it is probably hard to believe that so many are left to find answers to the simple question, when I got it, and the decision is in between remain doubtful is the show itself, which can give some respect to the question as it has this in common with the greatest problems. Some of those present even gave several answers, and most fruitful in this respect was the professor of philosophy W., who questioned the fact itself denied, but four different explanations of the fact was, unlike other philosophers, in what for all the facts the world have only one explanation. In return, some voted together in the same answer, or only changed the form of the same. Since the question was even asked half-jokingly, the answers were sought only partly jokingly or in the interest of originality. But there must also be a serious answer, the search can be without being searched. Before we go out to find them but I leave the answers to indiscriminately follow the series, as I find it in the aufbehaltenen (fat already a number of years, predating) Note records.They are all truly given, not made by me answers. And I'll authorship (which also includes some are Foreign) denote by the first and last letters of their name to make it easier to guess the author at a later history of the problem without having to save it, as I remember how much it at the great art question of the real author of the Dresden Madonna Holbein'schen would come to the experts, which they declare to be a Nichtholbein'sche, in good stead in their perplexity im guessing the same if they knew only the first and last letters of his name, but this one kennte completely, so it got rid of the interest of the question with the question. So the

following answers to the title question repeated here: "Why, the sausage is cut wrong?" 1) Because the oblique section of the most natural, for an infinite number of oblique sections can be taken just once. (W-e.) 2) Because one round in shape, the concern, the sausage slices could run away. (W-e.) 3) Because of the elliptical shape is graceful, if not reversed it is therefore graceful, because it is reminiscent of the cut-through sausage. (K-e.) 4) Because the elliptical shape of the elongated part of the sausage joins more. (K-e.) 5) Because fail the sausage slices in the elliptical shape larger. (R-r, m-I, Sch-r.) 6) After the mechanical conditions of the sausage on hand, the sausage is easier to cut through just as wrong. (R e) S-I, H-n, the latter with the remark that it indeed beans cuts skewed.) 7) (More specific motivation of No. 3) Because the ellipse as a higher-order curve gives a higher pleasure than the circle. (0-ck, A-s.) 8) The fact is provided by W-e denied because his wife and daughters as often just cut the sausage as wrong, so W - ch, F - ck, W r (strangely louder by the same letter name of relatives of the sausage ) match. 9) One must distinguish. A blood sausage is easier and prefer just a sausage cut wrong, because the sausage is firm. (S-r.) F n in the same regard, it differs between thick and thin sausages. So the one on the substance, the other for dimensions. 10) The house looking through the larger section to the guest to show the quality of the sausage. (P-I.) 11) The straight cut has something violent, such as the poet says: "degree running out of flash, the cannon ball terrible path", etc. The Leaning section has more the character of a gentle pull, in women but weighs the gentle ago. (W-e.) 12) provides wrong cut a thin slice of a cylinder the eye at the same thickness represents more edge surface and therefore is easier to cut than just wrong, as the author of this opinion found sufficient opportunity to observe at its plants averages. (H-r.) 13) In the spirit of contradiction against the men who love the line. (W-e.) 14) In consideration of the sausage tip. For straight sections, the slices are getting smaller towards the end, with oblique cuts the inequality is not as noticeable. (W-ch.) 15) Because the Fettgriefen less easily fall out of the wrong cut slices, as St. from the straight cut, (by M-e.) Does anybody have to find another explanation, it will allow more ingenuity than all professors prove that they were not able to find. Of course, since not only Prof. W., but some others, the fact itself is contested, it may seem awkward at the outset of a serious explanation of the same general question, because it struck me the known

questionable stories like one: the king who questioned the scholars of his country, why a hard day in a filled completely with water vessel fish the same will not do overflow, and of a member of a learned academy, after he had one in the garden sunlit glass ball reversed summoned to his colleagues asked the question why the sunshine, the cold ball up, warm down'm doing. Meanwhile, we have no reason to fear, to find ourselves with the question posed here in a similar situation, for it must be admitted that, if not everywhere, but far mainly the Leaning sausage cut is the straight preferred, so can be a question of the bottom of the preference set. Of the attempted explanations but let those who are likely to be found by a serious consideration to very flattered, aside from the outset, and throw those who are likely to be very flattering to be the right ones, first to one side. Especially the first. While it does not seem quite natural that the leaning section than the general case much more often and easier chance must be taken as the straight? Yes, if only the pre-cutting a sausage would be a matter of chance. But everywhere we see when performing is often repeated that it establishes itself in a certain way, which is determined either through complacency or purpose, or both. So you do not cut into a roast randomly into it, but a certain rule of pre-cutting has formed, after which basically is just as might wonder as to the merits of the sausage section, but we have to stay with this. Will not fit right the first explanation, it seems equal to the second each other to make unnecessary if we remember how easily runs off us round money in the hands, and how uncomfortable it is that it runs away; also the sausage slices but would us be uncomfortable. Meanwhile, to prevent the sausage slices because the fork settled, and you could only wish that there were not wanting many a young spendthrift in the appropriate fork for the money. So let's take this statement to the previous and jump right in the middle of a sentence into the other, to the sixth. Is not it really the hand, according to their mechanical conditions for sausage, more convenient, the sausage wrong rather than to cut now? - But rather the reverse would be expected.After all, it puts the sausage with the left hand in front of him, to cut them to the right, and does both as casual and comfortable as possible, so take sausage and knife though both the tilting of the body, but at right angles to each other as the result of which one has to expect the straight section. In addition, because of the straight cut sawing through lower mass is accomplished quickly and easily. If the obliquity of the cut is determined by the ease of its execution, why would not the wood rather than wrong just by chopping or sawing through. So even with this explanation nothing. Let's try it now with her neighbor, number 5, after which the meat is cut wrong, because the sausage slices thus be larger. In fact intrinsically that while the circuit includes among all possible characters of the same extent, the largest surface of the circular intersection of a cylinder, for which one can take a regular sausage, the same thickness of the same under any averages the smallest area includes. Mathematics also has, as you can see, their whims. Now everyone uses but generally prefer for a

large peach or plum as big for a small, why should he not also generally prefer to have recourse, as a large sausage slices for a little? At the same time economical and hospitable housewife but still looking for the thinnest sausage that long never ending weekly or monthly money will bear the husband to give the guests or even the impression of large slices. This makes the Leaning sausage section. He seems so to speak like a magnifying glass. Because of course, the guest would very deceiving and I hope to earn his thanks for the hint - if he meant with the larger meat cuts to get more sausage.Rather, as everywhere great depth is not compatible with great superficiality here by the professor of botany H comes in No. 12 remark made in consideration that wrong cut slices can be made easier as a thin straight cut. Meanwhile the sausage slices will not appear calculated for an indecent appetite but, as a large stomach is just as little for internal ornament of the people as a big mouth for an outer, so the housewife returns to the elephantine mass sausages for straight cuts back and takes over all the This tendency to slice with the thickness of the sausage to what enters it into the under No. 9 remark made by F.. For the same reason, it also has much to offer to anyone butter slices over the bread, unless children, the little Wolverines are, or Aufldern that are great. The housewife but proves their education in that they correctly gauging the discs after the education levels of their guests. If you satisfied with this? The previous statement really like how you express yourself, not without his, but is certainly something with, and they should expect someone to something popular, how can I prove to him that she is not? Maybe just the fact that it was but after # 5 of more than one place, and since it was a professor of economics, a professor of medicine and a professor of mathematics, which agreed to sell, also met the next to be brought reports of a lady so , then displays this statement as a Rome, where many roads lead. But we have ever been merely pulled purpose statements into consideration, and the statements of well-favor-or beauty considerations not yet seen what each other into stepping Nos. 3 and 7, in a way, but also 4 and 11 belong, and since these explanations participated professor of jurisprudence, a professor of art archeology, a professor of practical philosophy and a professor of theoretical philosophy, which I have as a professor of this or that like me be joined by, we have thus a second Rome, where many roads lead. In fact, the previous statement of purpose might not imagine that they rich alone. What comes on the board, do not make just enough. But also taste good and look good, but does the previous statement, as if to make it onto the satellite without making enough depended on alone. And when it comes to all things else not only on size but also on the form, the previous statement does however, as if it were up to size alone. Rather, the oblique direction and the elliptical shape of the sausage section is used to add the agreeableness of the advisability, in order to raise the sausage of an object that tastes just to an object of taste. But it will be said, is not purely inverted world? What could all give the Leaning a preference of complacency before the line and the circle steal such before any other characters?How badly does a crooked nose, a mouth slate, a leaning tower, view from

a slate etc.. Yes, once you go into the rooms of two professors or students, and see what it depends, that a consistently pleasing impression of the order, which displeased the other makes of debauchery. You will find out that in one books, manuscripts, writing materials, pens, cigars, etc. all just di parallel and perpendicular to each other, in the other everything is wrong against each other. And from the other side, which character would be completed pure and uniform in itself, gave the impression of a harmonious fullness of a more finished equal measure, a more selfsufficient satisfaction than the circle? He represented among the figures, the all-round genius each other only a one-sided talent. Also one has really always been told by the county for the most perfect figure, and initially did not want to believe in the elliptic form of the planetary orbits, because they are the most perfect, that would be circular as heavenly at the same time. They are not, of course, but you see not, and so they do not interfere clearly the heavenly harmony. In contrast, Sun, Moon, the radius of the horizon, you see, circular; earthly money, the plates, the wheels, the dials are circular, the cross section of trees, pillars of the vessels, the rods and insert is circular, and all that would look bad if it would be different than circular. Everything in the world in general would be circular, if not so much one-sided purposes only fractional values of perfection around tugging at the things expressed and chiseled, and that is only the reason that the whole man is no ball, but approaches his main body, the head, and be the most beautiful part, the eye, the ball and the star of the eye is even the purest circle. Yes it is meant that Venus was presented as the Paris Price of Beauty a lemon? This all sounds quite nice, but everything is far-fetched, without therefore being far away, because it is only by Studiertische ago, even of my own from earlier times. But now imagine you the very simple test on, that is important here, ie do not cut from two to thick sausages one straight, the other wrong through, and it will be found when they are placed next to each other that the one then just only such as chopped looks and stares straight through us steifpetrig with their circle face, while the other wins our affection, she turned toward us by the lovely oval of her face with as sweet affection. And to complete the attempt, so put it over a plate of circular discs and another with elliptical discs of the same sausage to each other.Like now the first look appetizing, if you just have an appetite, yet only the last graceful, even if you do not have. How to solve the contradiction? Because the sausage is such a being apart, that the beauty adverse name is run every beauty rules in the shape of her? Not at all one has to do not only perverse rules and think that the foot does not fit the shoes, but rather where the shoe does not fit the foot, and yet is still every shoe that you want to attract the beauty, too wide or too narrow been found for it, so you always barefoot depicts the goddess of beauty. The line can be beautiful, but also the skewness can be beautiful. A sedentary wrong belt around his waist certainly looks bad, but wrong about the whole body of outgoing Bandelier does not look bad, and the oblique band, what Diana wears the quiver, it takes the beauty of Aphrodite belt on well. How beautiful climbs a garland or flowering vine in oblique turns on a column up, and how bad it would be exempt if you just around going calendula make it or wanted to replace the crooked turns of the national colors of signs and turnpikes by transverse

stripes. Although the labels on the wine bottles are usually just around the belly, but it should look pretty graceful, so they go wrong, but that reading is difficult. I recently saw a grave stone in the form of a truncated tree trunk with the usual inscription plaque because he was not straight, but completely wrong truncated after the example of the sausage. So that supports the artist from, however, the woodcutter, which it does not depend on agreeableness, the tribes in the forest just braced, and would see to it, one would surely find that he more often just cuts through the meat, as the housewife formed because he's just a wood chipper, the taste is not as refined as her on the matter by the taste of the sausage in the form of sausage. In short, wherever a body stretched out, the eye is by the sharp contrast by the straight through or just around the other hand is offended, if not the natural end or a natural structure over the length commands him a motivated maintenance. Nobody wants to let that stop for no reason, in its way, the eye does not, but the length of the conformal skewness follows like it. This has taken the right answer to # 4, and recognized as meeting the answer to No. 11 in the reluctance of themselves as cuddly women against the straight sausage cut only a special case of their general reluctance against the Rugged. But sausage has no waist, which require, the cuts the way, so the beauty feeling writes the way before, and it writes it from wrong; yes skidding to the belt itself a little higher or lower, so it looks bad, because it makes a waist where there is none. No lady, it therefore falls also to wear a dress with cross strips around the body: it would happen thus cut like slices, and when a cross around her as the lower frame of the dress quite well exempts around continuous edge, it is only because it follows the length of the character instead of the length of the clothes edge, which makes the next claims it, but is a series of steps or flounces too high up in the garment, as the lady looks like a walking stairs. Have also not yet in the architectural styles found columns with cross Cannelren place; ribbed columns would be exempt as skeleton. Well of course in a dress you do not want just any cross, but no oblique folds and stripes. Of course, since one requires the dress that are governed by the shape of the body, you would think it was directed by a crooked body, and a major figure of course does not want to be wrong or appear. Be wrong is not the only principle of beauty. Whether now is to stretch all the way to one side form the length of the main form or just snuggle by oblique direction, depends on circumstances. No one will want to cut the sausage all the way to the length: as you cut them at least wrong, but what makes the skewness miss the full CONNECTIONS, they can bring in by the charm of variety again. Would be done only with the obliquity of the cut and the deviation of the slices of the circle shape enough, but who sees the slices on the plate, the obliquity of the cut to another, and what it helps the elliptical discs that they look nicer if philosophically demonstrable is that the circular beautiful. In fact, however, philosophers have Batteux Baumgarten, Herder, Moritz, Zschokke, Hermann, who yes not all consistently demonstrated. That beauty is the perfection of sensuous appearance or sensuous appearance of perfection, and which corresponds to this concept more perfect than the appearance of the same everywhere with himself, all directions are

fair, free from all excesses, gaps, biases, to a greater abundance than any other figure gladdening circle. Well, to make them fear philosopher, mathematician, one needs only to lead them to the field. Oh lived only the old professor Mobius, who had so ingenious ideas and mathematics for the most poetical of all the sciences explained: he was just the man to provide all the philosophical circle evidence for the circle with a Keplerian evidence of the ellipse the top, he would certainly have explained the circle instead of the most poetic of all the characters, just for a home-baked cake form which can be impacting the apprentices in mathematical bakery. Which reminds me to tell to satisfy the principle of change, even in a society as I sat next to him, and asked him for advice about setting up a world that had only one instead of three dimensions, and the great benefits to me seemed to promise, because it all fell away annoying tangles in the world, and it would be impossible for it to deviate from the right path.The greatest difficulty seemed just as people should together past or over each other to come out in such a world, and the reader may even consider whether he can find a means to do so, but we are by mutual Fort Help even came on two agents, which this world seems quite practical. One was the linear world, to think elliptical running back in with the divine monad as the focal point, then took the people who are not together past, could only repent and meet on the other side, which, since such a world at the same time a natural railroad track figured would have happened very quickly, but of course only fit two people. The other, no such restriction unsuccessful, was that the people you would have to think just as linear waves is well known to mess pass through without interference, and since our thoughts already hanging on airwaves in the brain, one would be of such shape with the thought can enable reality over another addition at the same time. But the Professor Mobius is dead, and his aid does not help me at the previous problem with the present, so I have to deal with it themselves and looking so now to ask again to satisfy the principle of the connection: Can you really want to see the most beautiful counties in earnest in the figures? Everyone is the outline of a beautiful girl face but better than that of the painted moon face, an Arabian horse beautiful than a balled hedgehog who are circular intersections in all directions, and the statue that models an artist from a spherical lump of clay, more beautiful than this cluster find, otherwise it needed to be yes only if the spherical clumps of artists. Now of course the statue is felt that the spherical lumps like a roundish egg out, and then one may also the circle or sphere of chaotic randomness over as the egg of beauty can apply, but if the county wants to mean more, he is just only one egg, which will be more than the hen. The ellipse is like the first step towards the development of the beauty of the egg or when the circle is A, the beauty, the ellipse is the B to that by being moved up from simple equality relation of the parts to a reference of a higher order, how cogent remarks under No. 7 place. Now you may have come across the ABC of beauty with visible forms not at all out when they do not carry the higher beauty of a hidden meaning, but they can also be without something of simple stimuli wear, and depends more on the ellipse as the circle. That the circle but so much more in the nature and the applications occurs when the

ellipse makes him meaner, but not beautiful, and fits up to more general purposes. *) A potter, a turner can only be circular, elliptical, do not turn, and nature can not turn otherwise their trunks. The wheel will roll, not hobble elliptical. The money, the cross section of the vessels are for the sake of a purpose because who knows no advantage one direction over the other, and therefore are themselves on the circle. Also want to quickly set plate, coins be counted quickly, how will that work with elliptical without having it come back and forth to stand against each other, because the complacency would lose more by the situation than they would gain by the shape. To common services should one not at all clean, otherwise the plaster loses everyday its value, and so does the ellipse to mean services are not here, but is looking like everything beautiful, the most beautiful and best places where the pleasantness even for the purpose heard without getting a different purpose in the way.
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The contradiction of these sayings against not anywhere in jest meant sayings of the comparative anatomy of angels is only apparent and conveyed by the sentence there pronounced the touch of extremes. The meaning of Low and commons comes only to the undeveloped and unentwickelbaren circles. So, after the Greek vase the sides the same purpose in the circular cross-sections done enough, she writhes on the level elliptical, and after the tin spoons made with the circular mouthpiece of the peasant tired, stretches of silver on the fine panel the same elliptical, yes berelliptisch. However useful the button and the useful money are circular, the ornamental medallion and the bathroom mirror is elliptical. On greeting cards and in the upper corner elegant letterhead you often elliptical, not circular framed Cartoons, names, sayings.Winkelmann says absolutely not: the line of beauty is circular, but ". The line of beauty is elliptical" And where the circle in the interplay of purpose and complacency consideration changes with the ellipse in garden beds, tables, Kaffeebretern, coat of arms, seals, lenses you will always say that the elliptical pleasing look than the circular. Some of bed to do though rather circular than elliptical, because rays emanating from him, for which it has to act as the center, it is called a round table, not a table ellipse, because of the round table is sociable by the same all remember sitting in a ratio sets to each other, and will often be a little table back and hergesetzt so retains the circular shape of the advantage to fit equally well in any situation. But yes, constraints can change everything. Even the sky where the simplicity is outweighed by grandeur, and the culmination of a development, which returns to the beginning, winning circle and sphere a high position and dignity and the circle as touching extremes everywhere, as it were with the A beauty and Omega, the beauty, the richness of its developments which concludes, but even this is from the simple beginnings and the high end. And since you still in sausage slices neither a heavenly thing, nor can see a summit of earthly development, it can also neither the circles give its meaning an ideal amount still owed its simplicity a special agreeableness, while it in his humiliation of the ellipse

be modest measure it owes. So far I had come in Auftischung my reasons for the elliptical sausage cut on mere fancy sausages, and who knows how far I would still get away with it, because it happened that was cooked by a housewife a real sausage from the kitchen and pre-cut to me , and I was considering exactly how she did it, however, she might think I saw only her pretty hands, which I did of course, and it occurred to me that the fact I had a better subject for my aesthetic considerations as the sausage cut. But after attending saw how she took the sausage on hand, and no previous study of this scholarly treatise, even without looking, carefree in the sausage as it now came to lie flat, into cut and thereby met any oblique section, was I further the concerns about whether my previous complacency reasons not just as well as my previous expediency reasons belong to this, and I done wrong to chance not to exclude him from the reasons not to have it rather the first place. Meanwhile, many looks at a woman like a coincidence because it does not look as intended by the clock replaces the intention, and since you still have to be right in every case, and a long essay will not have written in vain, as I say, firstly: Put the sausage section executed instead of coincidences as from an aesthetic preference off, so it would have to thank me for the ellipse, after all, to have her on her aesthetic rights, which to some is not so dependent on the sausage section, helped on this occasion, but secondly, it should be a coincidence really, then a tasteful housewife would not the same leave if he did not go by itself with the complacency, but keep on the straight cut, he would be the most pleasing as because their hood is not set wrong by accident, so reserves the complacency in any case their share of reasons, it may retain the chance that this soon, soon those skewed cut is also made so far, and so I saved my rights in this respect. But the fact that the chance of the sausage itself is the complacency, the sausage is really quite a being apart, otherwise it is not kind of chance, what can help to lift the sausage in our esteem. In the very astute and otherwise read by me with pleasure writing of diaper band on the chance I certainly missed the reference to the property of the sausage.
Und wenn sich selbst groe Prinzipien am Kleinen oft ebensogut, nur niedlicher als am Groen erlutern lassen, warum nicht um so mehr die kleinen Prinzipien, die wir hier zur Beantwortung der Frage in Anspruch nehmen wollen?

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Because now involve so many reasons for our question each other and fight with each other, have in vain tried so many learned heads to decide it, and I myself declare myself By previous to a pure decision unable so it would certainly be best if an academy for thorough completion of the task made it a price issue, and the known difficulty of finding suitable price issues, I think with this proposal have already earned itself to half the price. I also have done something in the question. Since it leaner and corpulent are various ellipses, so I brought out by experiments, which relationship of Ellipsenaxen or the width and length of the ellipse is what the finest sausage cut there and think to take on the so-determined cut a patent. Now one might say, it required no attempts after Zeising philosophically proved that the best cut in the world ever is the so-called golden section where width and length as 5: 8 behave,

including the sausage section may be no other can, but what may be a cogent philosophical sausage does not therefore need to apply for a real that is not so aprioristischem ways to produce, and in fact I find this the standard deviation between the ideal and the real construction results. Until obtaining the patent, the thing is my secret, but those who can not wait to have knowledge takes me only for private communication, a good sausage to send, however I anyone after the patent nor the discovered from me sausage cut served, will sue on confiscation of sausage for me to finally invite all readers of this essay to a large sausage feast. Here I am in front of everyone complete the finest sausage cut at the best sausages, put off by the bad by the straight cut through, and denote the level of quality of the rest of the then weighed beauty of their section, hereby, as to Plato, beauty and goodness one are, our sausage feast rise to a truly Platonic banquet.