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Once upon a time, in a far away kingdom, there lived a beautiful chubby girl called Snow White.

Her skin is as white as snow and she is considered the fairest girl in the kingdom since she turned into a young adult. Before she was the fairest of them all, the Queen of the kingdom was the fairest. The Queen lives in a huge castle and she also happens to be Snow Whites step mother. Every day without fail, the Queen will ask her one of a kind Magic Mirror the same question just to ensure theres no one else is fairer than her. SCENE 1 (Queen walks in with her guard) Queen: Oh.. I am so glad to be the fairest and the most beautiful woman in this kingdom. Oh, Mirror. Mirror? MIRROR!! Magic Mirror: Ugh! Its you again. I am so tired to see your face! Youre getting older day by day. Look at t hose wrinkles! Oh my Queen: Shut up, you fool! Now answer my question. Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the fairest of them all? Magic Mirror: Roses are red, Violets are blue, the fairest one in this kingdom is someone else, not you. Queen: Oh thank you.. thank you (Queen realizes) Wait, What?! Not me?! Is there anyone else in this kingdom whos fairer than me?! Magic Mirror: Yes, there is. Face the truth, your highness. Youre getting older not younger! Quit being the fairest! Go find a husband or something. Queen: Excuse me, If Im not pretty enough, whos going to marry me? Now tell me whos fairer than me?! Magic Mirror: Hahaha.. I bet you will be shock if I tell you who. Its Snow White, your highness. Queen: Snow White?! My step daughter?! The one that I asked to scrub the floor everyday?! Magic Mirror: Yes, your highness. Queen: But I use all the beauty products available out there! You have got to be kidding me!!! As the queen found out Snow White is fairer, she burst her anger and called Hunter at that instant without any doubt.All she cares is her beauty. She will do whatever it takes to be the fairest of them all. Queen: Hunter! Hunter! Hunter! Hunter: Yes, your majesty! Is there anything I can do for you? Queen: Kill Snow White right now!!! Hunter: Snow White?! But.. but.. shes your step daughter. How could you?! Queen: Are you trying to deny my order?! Do you want me to cut your head off as well?! Hunter: Pardon me, your majesty. Yes, I will obey you! Queen: What are you waiting for? Kill her! Bring me back her heart! If you fail to do it, I will cut your head off! Hunter went to look for Snow White as fast as he could.

SCENE 2 As Hunter was looking for Snow White, Snow White was having a lovely moment with her friends in the forest near by. (Snow White walks in and started singing and dancing with the birds) Snow White: Hey little birdie *Ra.. ra ..ra a a a. rama ram mama gaga ulala want your bad romance * As Snow White was singing, Hunter was calling Snow White, panting like he was chased by gorillas. Hunter: Snow White! Snow White! Snow White: Oh My God! Get away from me you filthy animal! Dont touch me! (Snow White realizes it was hunter) Oh my Hunter! What happened to you?! Hunter: The Queen! The Queen! Snow White: What happened to the queen?! Hunter: She she.. she SHE ORDERED ME TO KILL YOU! Snow White: Oh My Goodness! That not so young woman is trying to kill me?! But why are you telling me this?! Arent you suppose to kill me now?! Hunter: No, Im not going to kill you. Dont talk to much, Snow White! Just run! Run as far as you can! Run far away from this kingdom! (Snow White ran away and world vibrated as in there was an earthquake!) Hunter: I think I should kill an animal and take its heart as a p roof that Ive killed her. ( A pig walks in *oink oink* and Hunter stabbed it and took its heart) SCENE 3 As Hunter has a proof to the queen that he has Snow Whites heart, he straight away went back to the castle and meet the queen. (The queen was putting make up on and talks to her guard) (Hunter knocked the door and walked in) Hunter: You majesty! Heres the evidence that you want. Queen: That was quick! Your very good. Now, hold on one second! Mirror, mirror? MIRROR?! Magic Mirror: Yes, you not so young woman! Queen: Now tell me magic mirror. After Snow White is gone, who is the fairest of them all?! Magic Mirror: Hold on one second, I need to do some research on google. *pretending like hes using the laptop* Ahah! Heres the result! Hmm, too bad shes still the fairest of them all, your highness. Queen: But shes dead! How can she be the fairest?! Can a dead person still be the fairest?! Magic Mirror: Well, according to google, shes not dead yet.

Queen: WHAT?! She is not dead?! And what the hell is google anyway?!! Magic Mirror: Hahahah. Youre too old to know what google is. Queen: Hunter!! Is it true shes not dead yet?! Hunter looked down and scared the queen will chop his head if he tells the truth but he just remain quiet. Queen: Hunter! Answer me! Hunter: Im afraid the magic mirror is telling the truth. This is not Snow Whites heart. Its a pigs heart. Queen: You betrayer!!!! GUARDS! OFF WITH HIS HEAD! Hunter: Wait! You cant kill me! And theres a reason why I dont let you kill Snow White! It is because ( Hunter turns around) I am the prince! Queen: Oh my lord! Guards! Arrest him! You need to be arrested for transforming to someone else! Before the prince could have been arrested, he had ran away and was searching for Snow White to save her before the queen kills her. Queen: Mirror! We need to find another way to kill snow white! ( The queen think for a few seconds) Queen: Ahah! G ive me an antidote that would poison her and produce a potion that could transform me to an old lady. Magic mirror: But you are already old enough, why do you need a potion for that? Queen: Just do as I say!! Magic Mirror: Ughhh.. Whatever.. Abrakadabra.. First, you take this potion and drink it. You will transform into a not so young woman. Then Expeto petronum! Take this apples, and let her take her first bite and it will lead her to death! Queen: Hmm.. Good job Magic Mirror! SCENE 4 As Snow White was running into a forest, she found a small cottage in there. She was exhausted and needed a place to rest, so she went inside. Snow White: Hello? Is anybody home? Im Snow White! I need a place for shelter at this moment. (No respond at all) Well, I guess theres nobody here. Oh my! Look at this mess! Cleaning this mess wouldnt be a burden to me. *sweep sweep sweep* Snow White: Hahhhh. Now the place is squeaky clean! *Stomachs growling* Oh my, My stomach is growling. I think I can cook some food before I take a rest. *Cook cook cook* Snow White: Yummyyyy. *Yawning* Im so tired. I think I should take a nap

(Snow White took a nap ) Suddenly, a cute tiny dwarf came back from work him dimes in his bag. Dwarf: *Hey, I just met you! And this is crazy! And heres my number! So call me maybe!* (Dwarf opened his door and noticed the house was squeaky clean) Dwarf: Oh my god! Did someone just cleaned my house?! (Dwarf was sniffing) mmm.. What is that delicious smell? (went to the kitchen) Hah! Tomyam?!! Mmm delicious I think I should try some! (Dwarf went to his living room and accidentally hit Snow White) Dwarf: Excuse me? Who are you?! Wake up! What are you doing in my house?! Are you trying to steal my dimes? Snow White: Oh dear.. I am so sorry sir! I didnt mean to! Im here because Im trying to hide myself from the Queen! Shes trying to kill me! Please let me stay here for a couple of days. Dwarf: Well, If you want to stay here, you need to work for me. You have to clean the house and cook me delicious food everyday. Snow White: Yes, will do,sir. As an apology, I would like to grab some apples for you.May i? Dwarf: Yes please.. (Snow White went out) SCENE 5 Snow White went to pluck some apples and then an ugly looking old witch came into the picture. Old Lady: Oh hello, my beautiful lady. Would you like some apples? These are really good apples. They taste sweet and fresh too. Snow White: I cant seem to find any apples here. I think Ill take one. Old Lady: Try it, please. And tell me what you think. Snow White: Ummmmm Delicious! This is definitely a really good app le. (Snow White Fainted) (That Old Lady transformed to Queen) Queen: Muahahahahah! My mission is finally accomplished! Now I am the fairest of them all. Muahahah SCENE 5 Dwarf: Snow White, snow white?! Where are you? What took you so long to pluck those apples? (Dwarf saw snow white fainted) Dwarf: Hey Snow white! Stop fooling around. I got no time for dramas. Wake up! (Dwarf checked her wrist) Dwarf: Oh my god! Shes dead! Help help!

(Prince came into the picture) Prince: Oh Lord, What happened to her?! Dwarf: I have no idea! She told me that she wanted to take some apples. When I came searching for her, shes already on the ground.Dead! Prince: Good Lord and heavens! It must be the queen! She must have poisoned her! (Prince cried while singing a sad song) Prince: *Therell be no sunlight if I lose you baby.Therell be no clear sky if I lose you, baby* (Suddenly Snow White woke up) Snow White: *Just like the clouds my eyes will do the same* Snow White and Prince: *If you walk away, everyday it will rain,ra in,rain* Together: *Uuuuuuuuuuuu* The truth is the song that the prince sang is actually a spell that can make a dead people alive. The song can only be sung to the person that he loves.And finally, they kissed an d live happily ever after. The end.

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