Windows 8 key Universal Key- TK8TP-9JN6P-7X7WW-RFFTV-B7QPF Gateforum password 14235 Thermodynamics of Hell The following is an actual question given

on a University of Washington chemistr y mid-term. The answer by one student was so profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well. Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat )? Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, h owever, wrote the following: "First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it wi ll not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are enterin g Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Mos t of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you w ill go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to He ll. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hel l to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as so uls are added. This gives two possibilities: 1) If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell , then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose. 2) If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, the n the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over. . So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, " ...it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you," and take into account the fact that I still have not succeeded in hav ing an affair with her, then #2 above cannot be true, and thus I am sure that He ll is exothermic and will not freeze over."

Subdue those feelings in my heart, I ll be fine if I look away, Capture those moments making you smile,

Losing them somewhere on my way; Oh! All the broken hearts afloat, Sailing in the river tracing boat, Going somewhere you re not sure, Let the sun rise just once more, I can never tell you how I feel, Won t meet if another life be real, Watching the sun set, all alone, Let the sun rise just once more;

Smiling though your heart is in pain, Hiding those tears in the rain, Guilt is greater than your shame, People don t remember your name; And in the evening of our days, When we ve lost our choice of ways, So when I greet you at your door, Let the sun rise just once more; For the life you never chose to be, When our deeds flow down the sea, As the sun sets by that shore, Let the sun rise just once more;

Forgotten moments that I ve lived, Moments I don t wish to keep, Dreams of things I wanted to gain, From which I ve willingly abstained, In all those dreams still alive, The hero always struggles to rise, At the darkness of its core,

Let the sun rise just once more; The joy of knowing you re alive, Making something out of my life, Meeting you when I explore, Let the sun rise just once more.

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where the fields are made of gold, where players never age or grow old, souls never again become sick, angels live "our beloved 96".

where the Kop sings wild, once again you're watching a football game as a child, The manager is Shanks, the place where Captain Emlyn..pulls rank. where Bob Paisley commands reds do there best, with all our matches Bob never lets it rest, all angels are respected, where all sins are reflected.

Just now up in heaven they are planning a football game, Its a fixture made for "people"who once felt hurt and pain, Next Saturday you see, just to commemorate the tears, Angels from all around heaven will kick a ball in memory of the years, 23 of them have passed since we got named and shamed, Now the truth is out, The accusers will be blamed, And for all of the people left on Earth, Whose tears they will be forever weeping, The angels want some closure, Elisha Scott our goal he will be keeping, In front of him in defence will be Avi Cohen, And faithful at his side will play Miki Roque to keep things flowing, And the we have Gary Ablett all kitted out in Red, He will kick the ball up front upto Emlyn on his head.

But the opponents we will be playing, Its no ordinary team. They lived life to the full then got cut down in the middle of a dream. They played a game of footy in Germany in 58, A Liverpool legend led them, Matt Busby, THEY DID NOT DESERVE THERE FEIT. And no matter what the score is, It will be played in love and in respect, And when "YOU" arrive in heaven, You will hear stories of the rest. The football game played by the best, and all was fine, Not one bad word was spoken, No fouls or extra time, And exactly 90 minutes the whistle it will blow, What the score will be?? It does not matter and I yet do not know. But one day I surely will, and you will do too, It will not matter if we won with 5, or we lost with 2 to nil, The important thing, that will make sense on our earthly minds, Never treat a person in a different colour shirt, totally unkind, You can hate their team, you can despise there chants, be obsessed by their succ ess, But please never taunt the dead!!! They are supposed to rest. Rest in peace to all angels everywhere around us, and those that visit football stadiums all around the world.