Screenplay

INT. DANCING ELK SCHOOL - FEMALES BATHROOM - DAY Juno gets out of the cubicle to find Leah brushing her hair in front of the mirror. Leah sees Junos reflection and goes close to her with a worried but relaxed smirk in her face. LEAH Help dude, give me 5 Woody Allen movies to watch. Keith is not seeing through my special top. I wore this ... JUNO Whatever bro. This whole situation is screwed. LEAH Are you still thinking of your doodle? Youre going to Women Now arent you? Juno looks at Leah, then moves towards the tap and drinks water from the tap. She scoops some onto the palm of her hands and sprinkles them towards her face. LEAH Okay, now youre starting to freak me out. Has anything happened between you and Bleeker? Juno comes up and wipes her face with her t-shirt while speaking through it JUNO I wish he had offered to go with me you know. I wanted him to ask if the thing is okay. LEAH But... JUNO I know Im getting rid of the doodle but I think he wants... The toilet door swings open. Juno and Leah keep quiet, and up comes a fat girl with light brown hair and a wool-scarf who goes to the tap Juno is standing next to. She fills up her water bottle through her red-rimmed glasses then walks out.

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LEAH Okay dude that thing has to go. You know it is eating everything you put in your stomach. Its growing big JUNO Well I didnt quiet give you the whole load of Bleeker and I. LEAH Well... JUNO He compared me to teachers and mothers. Do you think my step-mother will help with this? Leah moves closer to Juno and hugs her. LEAH You poor little confused soul. I will buy you a whole bucket of Sunny Ds. I can go with you if you want. JUNO No, I think I need to do this alone. I wanted Bleeker there. It is his doing? Leah holds Juno by the shoulders and looks at her straight into the eyes with a quirky smile. LEAH You little child. Youre in love with him arent you? Juno thinks uncertainly. JUNO Love? Oh! no. (little laugh). I think its the indigestion from yesterdays corn bread thats making me like this. LEAH You skank. You like Bleeker. I knew it. Does that mean you wanna suck face with him again? Youll have plenty of brats in 30 years time babe

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Leah hugs her even tighter. Juno shows Leahs appreciation through her softening her face. She then opens her eyes while talking to Leah. JUNO You know my face is squeezed against your jugs right? LEAH (Laughs slightly and squeezes Juno tighter) You know you like it preggos lesbo. Youve got science now so get out of here oggy