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Jumps AheaJ. In J!'inal Qm;rt 'H 27-23
One of the hardest and faste s t eve r seen on the local court
was witnessed by a r ec ord i hen Harbor defeated ?etoskeys quint
27-23. Never has a Harbor team fought ha r de r then our toss er s.
They vve1e in the batt le f rom the O::?ening V!his tle until the last.
After trailing Petoskey for three quart ers t hey came back and rushed
Petoskey off their fe e t and won. Pe t oskey put up a hard f ight, but
could not cope with Earbor! s fast off ense a nd air ti gl1t defense.
Details of t he Game.
The game opens in whirlwi nd fa shion. Uenzell gets the tip off and
passe s to I4iller who a fiel d goal. He is fouled as he makes
his f ield goal and is allowed a throw wh ich he makes giving
Petoskey a three point l ed . A few minutes later Me nzell scor es a
field goal rom nearly the center of the f loor. Co r ne ll gr a bs the
next tipoff and passes to Stewart who scored a de uce, bringi ng the
Harbor crowd to its feet.. Afte r a scramble in mid-ccurt of
Petoskey dribbles through our defense and scores. At this moment Lane
who has been ill fo:c the l as t t wo vJ e oks , enters the game. This seems
to pep Harbor up. The quarte ends . Petoskey 7-Harbor 2.
Second Quart e r
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A:Lter each team has tri ed to br eak through each others defe:q.se,
Menzell, takes a pass from Ma rch, scor e s a t wo-poi nter. This is
followed soon aft e r by a pr etty goal by Stewa rt. La ne make s a free
throw. The Harbo r t aam is their fea t. Cornell
scores a prett y side court shot a nd La ne make s ano ther free throw.
Mc.J. rch and Hiller ec.ch miss u. f r ee throw anc1 scores a foul
ba sket. Harbor's defense is forc i ng ?etoskey to t ake long shots.
The crowd i s chee ring madl y .
Pearson uncorks a long ba s ket, br inging t he Pet oskey root ers to
their feet. Harbor t 2.l:.es time out. Pea rson ::ga i n scores c.. long
goc:. l; this f ollow has c.. n uncmm;r e:,-e ' or t he baske t. Stewa rt nnd
H!J.hn each score a free throw. And a ft e r some f i no teamwork , Cornell
scores u pretty endos here. Score ?etoskey 16-Hc rbor 12.

Third
13o th teams s t a-rt fi g-hting hard. L1enzell s cor,es a fre e throw.
Hahan ge ts the ball, dribbles the length of the lcior and pabses to
Stewart, who scores. a deuce aft er his teammates have
wo r ked the ball close. Cornell a fr ee throw a nd La ne makes
a basket from a diff i cult angle. ll enze l l scores a free throw.
Linehan fo r Harbor makes a free throw. l! enzell aga in, on t wo chances
at f r ee t hrows scores a poi nt . Th ird quarter ends. Petoskey 21-17
Fourth Quarte:c
Harbor sta rts r i f ht of f and Corne l l scores B f r ee point. Stewa rt
scores a fi e l d goal . This qua rt er pr oves the of the game
by its spee d. Corne ll s cores a goal f r om s i de of cour t and the
Ha rbor peopl e go wild. Pe t o8key time out. Ha rbor pl aying them
or f their fe e t. Co r nel l scor e s a f r ee t hr ow ll iller of Pe toskey
scores a side court shot .
Stewart of Har bor scor es aga in, af t0r Har bo r has worked the ba ll
down. Ha rbor Pe t oskey ' s dcfanso . Co rnell wi th a id of
s ome p rett y teamwork , scor Js a deuc e . Th i s beaut i ful poa l.
Walls a chDnuo ti t throu , but mi ssJ s just a s ands.
FI NAL SCORE
HARBOR SPRIIJGS 2'?--------PETOSI:EY 23.
Mr. Locl ewyk of Mt. r aforco d. His tho best
evo r on the court.
Th o Lineups And SV11Jmc. r i os
PE'J:os=:EY-- 23 F. G. B' . '.L TO':L' AL
Capt . I.Ienze ll F------ 2 ------ 4 -------- 8
Miller F------ 3 ------ 1 ----- - --
llar ch C------ 1 ------ 0 -------- 2
Pierson G------ 2 ------ 0 -------- 4
Wells G------ l ---- -- 0 -------- 2
HARPOR---27
Campbe ll
Lane
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Capt . Hahn
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Petoskey's Second Tea m-J.7 H. S. Seconds-16
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In an exci ting and f a st game Janua ry 28 , Harbor rc
secondB wete forced by a cl ose ma r gin of 17-166 This game was a fi ght
all the way through. For Harbor llcBri de was the bri ght light. He was
in every play and scored 10 poi nts. Taylor at center, also played a
fine floor game . The fought hard. For Petoskey Hinds was their
s co ring ace.
Petosl<: ey 2nd.
Tanner Ji'.
Tillotson F .
Parks J!, .
Hinds G.
0 . Donnell G.
McCabe G.
Il.r,;.rbor S0c0n<ls
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Ma rshal F.
Taylor C.
D. Cornell G.
Howse G.
Thompson G.
The lineu:os ancl Smnmaries
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Field Goals Free Throws
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HARBOR IJEARLY BY PELLSWON
Harbo r Takes a Slow Game 23-16
LOCAL QIUNT FAI L TO SHOW THEIR REAL SPEED
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In an uninteresting basket ba ll game last
Petoskey gym, Harbor won ove r Pellston in a
23-16. The game l acked the pep an d thrills
good basket ball game.
Saturday night at the
hard fought, but slow game,
that usually go with a
The Har bo r tossers lack ed the pep and speed that they have displayed
i n earlier contests, while on t he otherhand Pellston was out f or
revenge and gave Harbor a hard fi ght all the vvay.. Harbor jumped int0
an early lead and held it throughout the gameM Harbor used a short
pass attack and worked the bal l down to Pellston=s basket nicely, only
t o miss many easJT shots . Harbor's cl efens e vms not up to stanclard.
Pellston use d a passing attack and at times si f ted through Harbor's
defense with ease, only to miss a short try at the baske t. Both teams
seemed to have left their cagi ng optics at horn e. For Harbor Cornell
wa s the star. Bob played a good game and his floor wo r k was outstand-
ing. Cornell also wa s sco ring ace with 5 f1eld goal and 3 f ree throws.
A total of 13 point s . St ewart, Harbor's cent er, a lso pl ayed a fine
floor game . Claude Allerding, Harb or guard, bedl ;r injured his foot
in the l ast half an d was f orced out of the game . We hope Allerding
will be able to play Friday ni ght. Lane, r egular fo r wa rd, did not
pl ay due to his recent illness. For Pellston the re wa s no individual
star; every man pl c:.yed ha r d , and gave Harbor 8. s ca re a t times .
Pellston
warner F.
Birch F.
Gillett C.
Hiller C.
McLin G.
Capt. Anderson G.
Ha rbor
cOi:;-nell
F.
Campbell F.
Taylor F.
Stewa rt Co
Capt . Hahn G.
C. Allerding G.
Li nehan G.
IJineups and Summaries.
Field Free Throws
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A wonderful ch icken s uone r was given l ast ni ght by Josephine
Darling in he r home on the Elu; f i n honor of the team. All
present reporte d it a deli f htiul a1fa ir and report Jos ephine a fine
hoste bs. The following gue st s were Coach and Coach
Fullerton, C8pt. H. Ha}1n, Robert Cori1e l l, Floyd Lane, Har old Campbell
Elmer Linehan, Roy Johnson, Kend&il Grimes and Ford Mo ulton,
Athletic Editor of the High Life and Emmet County Graphic.
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BIG FRIDAY
BOYNE CITY and ALP.A 30TH HERZ
Harbor Springs vs. Bo :
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ne : Harbor Seconds vs. Alba .
This coming Friday night Harbor meets Boyne,, Boyne of late baa
developed into a strong team. La st Friday they won from G&ylord
28-14. Harbor has a fight on its hand.so We want the same :p ep shown
for this game that vvas shown for the Petoskey game. Harbor has wof!.
all games but one and is leading the Northern I,Iichigan circue.t <!>
Our boys have won five strai ght games. Come out Friday and watch
them make it six.
For the preliminary, Harbor's second team plays the Alba Regulars.
Everybody
JUNIOR HIGH
The Junior High School held a class meeting Febo 4. At this time
we changed our color and flower. due to the fact that we had chosen
the same colors and flower as the Freshmen. Our colors now are
blue and white, and our flower the violet.
George Beak . pla;red the drums at Petoslcey last Wednescla;/ night ..
Doris Hartung has been absent f rom school on account of illness.
--1::-ore.ry 1Jotes __ _
Articles Reading
You Are Pa. :ct Om1er of_i.Hunured r'Ji"lss of Books.
American Magaz:ine ---page 15---February , 192?
A Marylapd Pi"lgrimage
National Geographic Magaz ine--pagel33, Feb.,
Science Plans a Mass Attack On The Moon
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s Mys teries.
Scientific American--page 93--February, 1927
Buried Secrets of The Holy Land.
Scientific Ame rican--page 98--February, 1927
What's The Amazon To Us?
The Outlook--page 143--Feb. 2, 1927
Writing As A Career. '
The Bookman--page 661--February, 1927
What Is Henry Ford Going To Do?
American ReviewHcf Reviews--page 147, Feb. 1927
J.:M.B.
RURAL SCHOOL NOTES
AYR SCHOOL
Whllis Boettger was absent Jan. 8)1.
John and Emerson Eby were absent Jan. 26 .
Opal, Thressa and Arlayne Boettger were absent Tuesday , Feb. 2.
Mrs. Chas . Boettger and daughter, Bernice visited school hl onclay
agternoon , Jan. 31.
Mr. and Idrs. Wm .. Heidrick gave a Saturda;: evening , Jan. 29 in
honor of their son, Irwin, it be ing his ei ghth birthday. At a late
hour light refreshments were se Jriired, and all departed wishing him
many mo re happy birthdays.
Vineta and vValter l.lt.m1rne rt visited school Wednes day, Feb. ,2.
HEDRICK SCHOOL
Little lli ldred Allerding visited our school Wednesday.
Those that have been ne ither t a rcly nor absent fo r the month endir:g
February fourth are--Burneath Allerding, Eleanor Howard
Zumbaugh, Clare Bennicl::sen , Leo Smith, Kenne th Aller ding, William
Brown and Ma ri on Brown.
Everyone i s bus y making Valentines for the Valentine Box that our
teacher made l ast week.
The shovv that the Telephone Company planneci to have Januar:r 26th
was postponed until warmer weathe r.
MORE TlTRFiBREAKERS
The Employer (in 1950) "Of what did yo ur fathe r die?"
The Ap-_olicant: "The Eighteenth Amendment."
Bandit (to bank teller): And a mova on Don
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can only nar k rn y car out there for fifteen mi nutes?
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CPI HIOI ,J OF TEE EA.I3 SY.:>:
.Boys
Thor o a r J throo kinde of boys . . fr0m t ho
others. On0 is t.:. S: 0 is m;.nno rly, thour-. bt f ul f ollovJ r.:. nd i s
by no mo:-.1 ns "sissy" tr Ho is o. t;ood sport ; ho f r ir; h o stem(
hard knocks .
Another is a f'si ssy" . He is t he s ort 6f s. fellow vvho cringes c. t the
thought of blood or bnttle, who exsrtion which mi ght
upset his immo. cul.c,te :1nd i n f s. ct is the most ::-.nd
do.. intily fra il
The third and l a st decidedly not least is the All boys
go through tha t uge with s ome it is D. long p ro ces s . l-J oth'L ng is mo r
to see th<m a g1 own up boy or one t hc.t knows better trying
tb act cute und a ttro.c t o. ttention , He make s u perfect fool of himself
and is u t a r get for n lot of l aughs . A sma rty hes f ew friends s s thos e
who pal with him soon grow tired of t he novelty r ealize hew shalloR
;::md sm:::.. ll he re::;. lly is. Hi s nhe ro t a H:: s rr o.. nd be cr '.:'.cxs grow very
sta l e .
The hend is one of t he wor se things obout bays . It t akes so
little to star t it . They good in t heir studies and
prett y soon they know more t he tecchor . They r e ceive praise for
their worl-:: on the court, 6.i u nonc. J P .. nd mor e and they a re the
essential part of They cs n be ele ct ed pYe s ident, best look-
ing or most populnt and mi ghty the thnt inspired thut
vote to be t urnishe d. A boy t hat cs n reci 0ve or win honors and
keep his head is certa inly one to be c dmire d;
BOYS! 1-I'l OPIHi mJ 01!, UOST OF T:IEI<1
To me . the gender is ver y to the feminine. A boy
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int elligence is by fov.r cyhincle:rs a t the very mos t one of
thes e is us ua lly out of worki ng order. A gi rl's br Rin is usually
governed by six c t l eus t and all e re i n prime condition. In
other worcls, most boys nre dumb- bells, with a few except ions, of course
In school thev sca rcel y ever h."'. ve t he ir never cc-,n
r ecit e . If t hey are
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Te l a 2y .
Another f act a bout t he s e i nsigni fiucnt crea ture s i s thei r conceited-
ness . I

imagi n e 2, s 'bonst f ul os a boy. Some t imes they

put me in mi nd of r ooster strut tJ ng a fa rm va rd making Much Ado
About No thing o.. bout If they would onl y stop
and remember tha t gi rls ur e much br ight er nnd get the l as t word,
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rn sure they would be t [: l: en
I never could see why bovs a lwa vs li ke to t ee s e girls so much . They
make me think of mos quitos: r ee dy t o bi ta you and then f ly
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awa y before you can it. You don
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t ws nt to h it t be pest ha r d for
four out of five times you' d hurt yo urse l f mor a t he mosquito.
Boys a re like this th ey a girl is too polite to tea se
b'J. ck or hit them. so t hey ke ep up their pe,st ering until they, themselve
g-rovv tired.
All s o..ne people 1-::now th,_. t gi _rls a r e much more us eful the house
t han boys. For t he l ntt er can !t cook or keep house any where ne a r
de cently. They s h irk every bit of work po s sible 2nd only do wor k when
they koow they
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11 be s orry if t he y d.on
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t. The:> <:; r e lixe drone bees, a
pest and nuisance. A sci etnist s ays ea ch man conta ins the following
i ng1 e dients :
Fa r enough f or s even bars of soap
Iron enough for medi mil sized m:. il
Suga r enough. to f ill a s hake r
Lime enout<:h t o a chi ck en c cop
Pho s :cJ1l Ol' US enough to m2.l:e 2200 m.::.;. t clB s
l:Iagnes i uiJl f or "' dos G of m2.fll6Sl r-
Potassium e:1ou<;n t o explode c. t oy c2nnon
Sulphur enought to r id a dog offl eas
The; vvhol G coll ec t i on is 'Nor t h 98:j . Even t h;: t is '.t h i gh price to nut
on some boys . I s bn. n
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t r: :rit o :. s I feel I'm wt.t s tint: my time on
s uch :1 subject.
Girl - !Bl o you t o soe I
B .. l.l- S u_r e
G1r l - Ovc r i n t ha t house t ho
BO'IS
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GUnLS PLAY DULLS 3UT 30'::3 FL_cl:r \'i C _'Li AIJD
Si<lALL BOYS WHElJ TH:SY C.dOV/ UP \Jr., Wi: ':20 :3E .."KD
'rHEY G::.::'.t OLD3n '.i:H3Y CAH
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AlJ1 SO J:HEY BUY SUTES . '.i:PEY PLAST:Sl:\ 'F!J::_;;In 3 .. CL: W W1l. (jl:::C3
OIL . IN THEin POCKU'.2S THEY C ... c u;r.uS AND
LITTLE BOYS '.CHINK GUnLS ii.rtE '.l'HE BIG BOY:=: J U-::: T SAY
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GUl\1S . SOIB'J:Il,BS TE3Y VJ :i:1.IT3 ?OI.ES .A:dvUS: GUi.{LS AlJD AND VIuLES:S.
A1L iibiG HOYS LIKE PE2CEJS ALL :0 IG J30YS DOlJ
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Speaks to High Sahool Assembly
On Wednesday afternoon, FebrQary 2 . the high school welcomed
Mr. Denbmore of Ann Arb or for gett ing t hem.out of the eighth
classes. Every wi n ue or thrs hour was enJoyed while he cracked JOkes
and told us of some of his hair-raising escapes . Densmore seemed
to be of many nationalities that par f icular day.
In the evening he gave a tall':: on "Your Boy and lfine." At the ver y
beginning- he let us ::now that he \-vas going to ex-press his thoughts as
he wished because it wa s a free lecture; we would get all that
was coming to us. He l a id great stress on the f a ct that visual educa -
tion is acnuired more readilv than anv other form . This po i nt wa s
brought oui by an inVolving the moving shows.
Anything which appears on the sc r een is accepted as something t o be
trie d out. His ovm sol'l 1) toved this po int by becoming sudde nl;.r interest-
ed in bows and ufter seeinp a J i cture of Robin Hood , who wa s a
grea t Archer in Engl a n d .
L'I r. Densmore 's s1; eech was enjoye d by ev.:nyone, a l thoup-h we
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sur e tha t the young p eo-nle :J. CCe ) t od his p o i n t of vie\ J on rJoving picture
shows. However, we ws r e ve r y to ha ve hi m with as f or he gave us
a grea t man;v truths t ,) thinl:: a bout.
"Girl Fr om the West
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En t e rt : ... i n s
Good crowd Tuesduy ZvJ n ing
It n ould s e em l i k e 8 ll ol de n time fairy story if some one told you
on e s i n gle Ame rican 13r s on , without disguising h or f &co or in
t he l e r.E\ t, c oul d. st-:;nd be f oTe you, ..-. nc't b y of c!n.nging her voic e
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wulk o i li fa Hon ov 3r, th&t is exa ctly I.: iss Juna Goude .
notGd i m rc :.:. tl .J r, di a. on tl:: o stc., p_ c; of th0 hi gr1 school >_:u'l -
lt oriLm l ast r_;-;, cmin[:' for !J. l -1r g0 Oi intorus t ud. lit::tun -
oJYS a n d J: h 0 c ons ist 0d of <..: \v 5 .. 6 .. o of to )ics,
... nc clus r:.h:) f:> 01 ).JO) l3 w:-:-. s V.Jry )H e s c nt._;c.
In l: i u8 Gouc1o r c ci t ;; d. s11ort -o ouLl unti tl od. "Eow
Do You Do ." l\. r:.. 1ong oth J T of t lJ<..: w:..; r o : a. conve rs ::t -
t 'ion \Ji th .'l d..isti nPui D}D d :; .s t .: Tn .:r v t'T:-lie; ; l :.: ristocnrtic
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whol e some \'Jo st e rn f irl; J-.c1vlc .:; t o Girls".
humor ous a rticle m in 80 ut ::. uyn :_: .. r.d .. h;: SJa on th:..; old mu. xirn
"The Way to n
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( co:n t i nuo d. on IJ..J Xt p:.gc I
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ITiss Go1;.dc tton r:Js ..mtod ln Iris:i1 cU,loct the; v;:; r y
sel ections
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<.md li r. :8ool o;y ' s funny story a bout tho microbes .
A littlJ boy's desc rip tion of G goose w .s enjoyed
by tho young: poopl o .. mt. Thu ! ro c:::::.:-.1 ':: t ... s with tho
stor;1 of p,;LH E. =: ;m.;s' "Jloi.Jy, B:nor0 1 -J_. ving th0 st :1.go
how0v...:r, v0ry po..;m of Army And::-e'NS c :.:. ll0d " ? ri0nds
You" 'N s. r ...: cit J d
During thJ . H1tir:J <JVoninc Liss Gouclo nl)j t :r ::: p.sJ:'orn10d }lor VJhol o
boing frOEl '-"11 :.:ristocn .. L to tho o'J.t---dGuT g:L:l o f tho 'Ho st;
from .::.:. sin1pl0 countr:,r hous0V.'iio to di gnifi .Jd c;i t:::,' hostoss; from
Al7h.Hico.n t o Irish , lL;gro The :; rog:r <, rn to both
th .; huoor of thJ c:nd 0v,;ryon0 Jnjoy0d it immcns0ly.
HO:IO:S. ROLL
The following students huvo tho honor of hnving their
listod on this honor roll. This roll is of studonts who hGvc
r oc o i vo d 10 points in t1H ir v1 ork fo r tho 1J :: s .:; month . A co1.mts 3 points
B- 2 C-1.
A.
C::.t rrio Vh: rn0r
Elsio Crov.rl
Alice Cummings
Ha rriot
Lorr::.in0 St o<.L rt
J .:1 n0t Wri gh t
V0da Wh.Ju.ton
U;:;. rie Lioc.:..cl
L<JO
LloyG.
Edwc.rd Buckmc:.st .Jr
Harold CLmpboll
Hu. tti u
Irono L0ahy
Olc.i St
Sullivun
LoL.nd "Hr i ght
Hc.'rg, crJt Wri g-ht
Vh.rn ..H
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Lao Cassidy <
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Elsi0 CroYJl '--
Al ico Cummings L
H11rrLot l.Iuisor <
Wright L
LorncinJ [
Ha rold Campbe l l
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Hat ti e Lo.ug-hb[:. tL'Yl 2 2 10
Ol a f 2 2 1 0
Poa tri co SullivGn 2 10
Ha rga r ot Wri p:ht 2 2 10
Tho Honor Ro ll for J o cornbe r 11 nc. Qos . Thi s onJ ha s 18.
The. t is a wo rth wh ile; s t udont s, a nd wo hnmrJ tha t you n To p roud
of ;'[our 'n:J.m,:; on this roll ;:1s tlw r.;, r o to bo ab l e
to list yo u a s honor student . A with those students c3n onl y
be by good con scien tious Tho r owu rd of tha t k i nd of work
is not onlv in baing a n hon or student but is in the s a tisfGution which
comes f rom c. pioc e ;f wo r k well don o .
Thi nlc hov1 p roncl you stud0nts vJi11 'oo to show tbj s to your p,-:: ronts ;
isn ' t it worth wh ile? Lo t's try to DGke the Hono r
Roll fo r Fc brun ry ov en it is now . Al l tha t is r oquirod is
a little rno r o work . L3t' s g o !
AG C:SUB 'i!BLI Ar:' J'?ND'SD
On Tuosday night 8 , tho maotinf of tho Ag Club h old
in tho Hi gh School g;rrn . About t hi rt:v- fi vo mombo rs VJc r o pr J s ent. Th,;
business mo oting h0ld f ir s t . At t h i s t b J club
ro::.. d s dopt c d. li r. '3 r ovm t : on ;JTo,j oct vlOri:: ::md its
to th..; school e.t"J.dont. Tll..; mo,.!ting w s then tnrnd d ovc; r
to l.hvm.: rd Tr.vis , VJ:ho UE\ tlD :;)utchmr. n . This
follovi<Jcl by otl1,;r f m : s ,me:. .consisting in
doli gllt c.ncl c::: . .i:cJ , y; ,; y ) s .:; rv . .) d . or..u onjoy.:;d
tho a v aning v..:; r y QUch .
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Three Act Comedy to be Given April 29
Cast Has Picked Ey licmilton
The Senior class play has been and the play have a rrived .
"It Pays '.i
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o is a three St et comec1:r vJb ich
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29 . l :iss Hami lton, afts r much thouGht , has )ic::eC\ the fo l l owinp: cast
of characters:
llar y Gr ayson-------------------Josenhine Stein
J ohnson , .the butler------------Clifford Pr awn
CJrrus Eartin-------------------::tobert Sv; ift
Rodney Uartin, his
Auibro se Peale------------ ------James Clarl:: e
Wm. Smi th----------------------LP-land \lri ght
George McChesney---------------James li itchell
Ellery Clark , an Englishman,---Guy Gage
Charles Br onson- ---------------Ha r-k Graham
Ivia r i e , the rna i d , - - - -- - .. --- - - -- - -11a bel Bee be
Miss Bur ke ----------------------Julia Booth
Comt esse de Lane
:b'RBSHl.I'.;N SPO:JC:- OR BI G
Gay is Feature FridDy :Svening
Good Progr am Pres ente d
Some t": enty yeJ. rs ago li
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reshrum in high school , F1eshmen in college
or Freshmen in anything ,. ,ere ve r y fi ca lled "gr een." Howeve r,
judging by the All-School Part y held in the g;vmnasium l ast .!!'riday
ni fh t and sponsor ed by our J r eshmen , tho int 3rvening yJ a rs have chang-
ed actions and attitudes until in 192.6 -1927 the once "green- horns " a r e
r esponsible and capabl e student s.
Aft er a short pe riod of dancing un i nt er mission took place in wh ich
the JH8S ident of t lw ent cJrta ining cl ss, St B1'Jart Tillotsen, gave a
cordial we lcome to tho School in gJ noral end the Sophomo r es in
particular. IIiss E:,-rn.Jr at this tioe s.lso sang c< solo 'ii i th Josephine
Stein as <.lccompani dst , a numb.J r which ws s r:mcJ1 enjoyed b:/ a ll. One
f8&turc tha t was var y Uiss Gross's of t wo . .
numerous S0l0ctions . Evon tllonf.' h' I: iss Gross is not a hi f: h schoo l
tea cher, she -is old st and- by . wbon it com.Js to f OOd
this time, evvryone beinf r .:;s t -::d , 2gain r osun10( the dancing. With
Stanley Cole ut t his on the bench to ti ckle the ivor&es
at th.J s &rnc time , his bruin soma pep)y music , this
of th.J eveninf was ver y success f ul .
Whan, l a t .J r in t ha borizon of the door st eps,
t ho gi unt t win l12D.Jl y , Bill Parry and Lloyd Taylor,
bearing trays which w0ra l : dan..;d with si ze d dishes of
sherbot and chocala to l a dy-fingers . students 2nd f Gcult y a grJed
tha t "All's WJ ll Th::.::. t :Snds '}ell."
Fin2lly, when tho ol a f amil i a r st r a in of Homo Sweet Homo sounded in
th0 ea rs of a ll present it with a fo oling of indebitness to our
overyona m::.::.k ing fo r t ho &Lout which
t he song w::-cs cOE1()QSad . Tho ..:mtiro ov:.;ning v1r. s t he seen-::: of a vary
succ.:;ss:ful u. nd )loG. s ::mt s o by pormlf.; r vote l ot's give tho
Fr 0sh::.es J3 l :: cl:: of Gr c ..;n .
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I.IASS AIJ:U PEP DAlJ CE
Two of th.J )Gp mu ating of t ho occurr ..;d
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ri a ft.J rno ons in tlL) c;;m, v: hJn E :.: r 1)0Y r J d to r ::maw tho
ol d sta ndi np ! uJ d wi t h P0toskc y in nhich to tho most
exciting of the sooson , incident a lly
short on -poJ r S)ortstn' mshi:> b:; :1r . t h:; s tucl..;nts d. oci d:Jd to
show their truo color b;_r th) r oof wi t r: t1-l oir;r.J lls. :;'Jh on these
we r D finishud s ovor2l
s oemingly tho most
in th.; forra of n li ttlc gJt
volunt ee rs.
Vj.Jr ,; sunt-. vrhiclJ "Bcb y Fa co"
Tho f or our efforts carno
t o tho music furnishJd by
GOSSIP BOX
The other day Brown took Mrs. geometry classes during
her absence and on entering t h8 sixth hour class, he found that
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Stogy" Klienfelt had changed to that class (which is all girls, by
the way) from the eighth hour class . 1Vhen l\'1:.:-. Brown asked him the
reason for his sudden trB.nsier
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Stogy'' i niormed. him he had changed for
eleven "fair" reasons "
Last week Miss Hamilton's Sophomore clas s wrote themes.
The boys wrote about girls and the girls about boys . If you wish to
know anything about either sex , just ask Miss Hamiltone She has
plenty of information on either subje0t.
Our "Bear", friend and classmate, Pringle Rainey, is ill at his
home at east Wequetonsing. He is mi8sing quite a lot of school.
Poor boy, how we pi ty him!
The whole Sophomore class vv ished to extend a hearty "thank-u" to the
Freshmen fo r the scrurnptous party f- iven in their honor, last Friday
night, February 4.
The Sophomore class has added one new name to its roll, Louie Uc-
Vay, a former Petoskey student is now a member. This proves Harbor
must be better than Petoskey.
A House Divided again8t itself can not stand. Re&son Why Petoskey
Lost the Game.
All Harborites stood ifurm for the team, but four Petoskey boys were
heard yelling for Harbor. Ask either Phyllis, Maydeline, Elsie or
Nate who they were; Petoskey, if yo u wish to have them taken up
for treason!
Sun clay night ie b. , Miss Phyllis Powers and Llr. Leland Wright were
at Church. The seat wa s as ne a r as they came to going to the alte
Monday of Feb. 7, Ben Shawnassee was noticed to be gaz ing about a
great deal as if he had most s omething.. It must have been l.Iargaret
Stanton.
Marie Dunkley was not in echool Monday of Beb. 7.
George Cooper will be considered an eleventh g:rader tmtil after the
Junior cartoons a re made fo r the Annul.
There is a roll of adhesive tape on il iss Hamilton's desk. Mr .
Vvrigli. t and Mr. Traviss
Juniors! lets' take lunch down in the domestic science room in
honor of the cooks--Er.Jma Johnson and Hatalee Gould.
The prescription--a-basket-ball-game-that Lane uses for
illness might not work wonders fo r . every one.
The Juniors are writing some very interesting Autobiographie, or
"stories of My Life". You'd be surprised to see wha t stories some
of them have.
Mr. Dickie's Plea--
"Juniors, don't for get to pay fol' 7rour Literary Digest.
My shoulders be gin to ache witn the responsibility."
The Freshman Clas s entertained the Sonhomores and the rest of the
High School last Friday evening in the The Juniors and Seniors
were to bring a dime.. There was a fine at tendance and everyone
enjoyed a good time,
The Freshman team is improving much and are wa iting for another
chance to knock the Eighth Graae off their feet. Out of two games
wach had won one. Come on Freshi es , let's wini
At the last class me et1ng John elected editor for the
annual and Lloyd Taylor' for t he High School Life.
Miss Cochlin has a bet with He:r f ifth hour Algebra class that
Traverse City will the Harbol'-Traverse game. Now that
Petoskey lost to them she says she can taste her candy already. The
loser supplies t he winner with a box of candy heTe is where the
Algebra class gets a box . Come on team! Lets Traverse!
Jokes.
Miss Cochlin was talking about mood in her English class and she
called on Olaf Stiansen.
1\Iiss Co chldm: rrThe man led t he cow fr om the field. What mo od?"
Olaf: "Tl1e cow."
Miss Cochlin: Mr. Bradley, what is it that a camel has that no other
animal has?
Hhhn Bradley: Baby camels.
11urwood Moo re went to a basketball gar.1e with his mother, the follc'W-
ing conversation was heard.
Durwood: "Mamma , who ' s that poor man running around there that
every one is yelling at'?"
Mothe r: "Hush, Durwoo d, thats t he yel l l eader ."
The Seniors took
game. Ten dollars
in
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b ... s :?' . .1 : : -- ; ;:_ saJ.e at the Petoskey
well spent.
c -i-
ll ,c? .. v .rc >.: d -t. .: ... time
The seniors
J.Jr . Kaal::e 'did
l.i r. Densmn!!1e,
the banc1., To
hour classes.
hall Gn
not \ ( .j _ tr:. :_: he enterta.ined
and .. rJ ;:l (; !'. - . tl \i\', ] .: _, r, u :;: .'.:r_; tJ['; LTC ere s t 0 f
ma1::6 v.t: .. t v''O C..:: :. -; t; Yvc will have two
The Misses I: c: c-::.;:-_ .::.L1'.:- ;j a:l111 .. . t 2 E J_ c 1 d library
periods for the s;::mc:-::s :;f- 1' ...
A number of senj ,-,:rt7G J:' :J(i_ jo _: :'Ii"C..ll2r.- C l8. S ;'\ o
rviark. Graham Se AIJ:5 ':-. 0. '. nj_r.e ,. ;'' <' G_IF'c': Ct' co sleep in
ci vies and engli s 11 ,.
J.;Iiss Josephine 8t :-- ,;_r : LiPJ >a J. ?.ee'be 8tJcemled the Pellston
game in Petoskey Jc:_;::::;
The ci vies class V'Jhich n:..:..;:;1:..n: :::. if : -- _; cl::. vided into two claf:\Ses.
The seniors are bu3:LJ. y '"ll.l:; )<i. ':1;:::- c. r cr:u ;;Ora::-..f:"e and Black.
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Seniors! Don't fo:r g:e t yot..r J.;L, c-Gln er:..SEJ ':.!1 ich is due Saturday
Feb. 12.
Carlton See ley s en t. ere C.. s cJ:-,c>c, J. :l:o r :l t
We vvonder how it <.
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c1 :R!)_Ss&J. l Roe attenc'E
two lectures in sec0n:., :::.:. .y:.. J. :: ;;.r__, , , .-:_. "., __ r; .. . :: .l.
Mr . Troup has b et=..t:t v f" _nr ,vc't:.ii- _ tl:6 S:Jniors and
facult y. Some out &ni Oh My!
The seniors can' t :_,c:.;..:J.i why l.Ii3 G HmxU.t on f;t:'. Vf3 tl1sm an extra
assi gnment this Vlee );... _; ':. . .v s.:c::1 & 1c:,r ::;:,6 h:.EHl Te cl and fifty
"Jord T ,- C'C\ r" J. ' : . . - I .'0' ., ,; ,,,_ r' )'\- Q ,,, ool IT
v Jeme On .vllcv C U.ll.,f... ... .L t..C . ..... .. . - .... c._ ._,.._l .. ll
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M:r o Clarke h::: 1.s b <:; er: j_::;_:f r.:1 T1iDQ: ::: :.: t_'t:mm i.J:,.c::; j<!Ct how s!.1e must have
her takGn .
:ia.C c;-;, 'lc 2> .L.. : . - .:;_. ::..
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u c r) _.c_ e. s, Usua:lly it
is we that 0orne OQt
Mr. Dicl;:ie S[1811J.:; !:ltR v;ee.k end c..s l1(lt tellJng any secretsr
Hi s s Coch::..in n.sds ::1, '! Jl<" i'. .>:n:O" City ::.ne to her
sis ters W5 ? speedy
M:r Brown t o.s hRC!. ;J, ... on nis fg.ce since tbis we ek end,
We hear he ,; s::,meth ing good to eat.
Last Thu::- sC:.ay \Js.s 11 i :1 t ;1c3 and out of every
10 baskets Uis s st0t 0 cf them in.
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J AC:: AND l OnO'I'HY SWIHG TOL!.AHAV!I:n
Have :Sxci ting Run--in Over Color
of Bedroom--Set
Dorothy Macka ill and Jack I1ulhall, two of First Nat ional's most
prominent young featur ed p l ayers , ha d a terrible squabble recently.
It happened ri ght out in the street, too, and passe r s by to seL
in a call for the ri ot squad. Howeve r, it wa8 s moothed out and the
yo ung pair are no* goJQ friends .
Director A. Santell wab the YoP see , it was all part of
a motion picture, of couTs e . This pair, with llurray. are
featured in Sadie,
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which vvas the attr&ct ion at the Ly ric
Theatre, Harbor Sprinf s, on Wednes day, February 9th .
This picture as s hown under the auspices of the Parent-Teachers
.Association, fo r the })UYI)OSe of raising money for the Hilk l_ilund, for
unQe r- nourished chi l dren in the schools.
A large crowd attended this p icture and it wc s enjoyed by all. The
Parent Teachers also sold candy.
Miss Hamil ton: ] . .ffi. Back us, Are yo u sure thn t this is a perfectly
ori g i nal theme?
Bob Backus : Not exactly; yo u may find one or two worcts in the
dictionary.
"HeTe, Nia, " said the bo y hurrying
my Jij1a c J::et up behind the q ove ."
"Is it we t?
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in from school, before time, "hang
"No, but tc2-cher sen t ri1e home to
t ell you to my jacket fo r
"I'm a f a tha r!" criGd young Jones as be burst into the office.
"So's your olcl r::an , " r <.3l)lied the toss .
me ."
Hiss Cochlin:
J am0s Babcock:
rcr:wmbc r. The
at a ll?
How many days in each ruo nt h ?
Thirty da ys hath September , a ll the rest I can't
:1angs u.1on the .-va ll--why bother nw with this
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_, -_ QD \JLJ L'\ \ \.9 !?
A Yale player was teachin? bOL1a to : lay footba ll. He explain-
ed the rules as fo lloJs: Remember, if you can't ki ck the
ball, kick a man on the other 1 ow letA get busy. Whe Te
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s the
ball?
One of the cowboys shouted: Never the ball. Lets start the game.
Lady customer l I vmnt f j_ve :)olmds of r ound steak _,
Butcher: Yes
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s hall I deliver or vill you roll it home?
"So Corinne :i.s a very cE.. r eful girl? "
"Yes l she onl y go es out once a woe:: ."
"W'f?"
"Her boy friend get s V'J eekl y."
Menu fo r High School Lunch Rocm
Hors D'oofs
Balloon Soup
Poor Fish
Wise Cmake rs
Wham SandTi iches
Bi ffsteek
Battered Beans S11Jashed Po tatoe s
Asterisk. Tips
Cust a rd Pie
I ce TNT
Cheese Cheese
Brick Ice Cr eam
Bilia r; k Goofy
Che ese
Assaulted nuts
Dumb: I always keep men at arm's length.
Don't you ever let them get farther away than Dora:
The pitcher started to vJ ind up---t hen stopped.
"Gosh.
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I canit r emember if I:m supposed to throw this
game or not." -
Baked: What wa s the fir'st thing the grasshopper said a fter it was
created?
Bearis: Oh, Lord! ho-vY :vou made me
"Who wa s that hobo I seen you with?"
"That was no oboe ,--that was my f1feo"
Brown: Why don't you buy a Wa l ke r?
Wal ka r: I will t ell you . All my neighbors think I can afford one
and I don't want them t o find out t hat I can
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"What ha ve you , coloTed or white help? !!
"Both---but they a 1 e no help o"
Ain't It So!
A foreign man once did step
On to the U. S. l and,
Thinking, he ha d l 0ar ned th0 tongue
Of the mode rn yankee man .
The f:L:-..fl.t thing tha t he r an a cr oss
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.'!as , "so's your ol d man ,"
"Quit foe din' me the a"Jplesa uco, "
"Oh, stop mG if you
The foreign man was a ll agha st ,
The poor ol d wr etched soul,
'Nhen some ono yel l ed , !! Just clear
th0 truck ,
Or I 'll knock you for a r ol l .
He down a dusty road
And t her e some men did toil.
When a ll a t once a J ane did s ay
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'Ch bo;." , yov. know ;your oil ."
"Bo t r.cg r vou: r o off' yo ur onio!l
A yo ung chap ncar by s a id,
"Why, from this new 0l oction
Tho t own is painted r od."
Sc b:.-. ck i n his f a th::; r country
Thi s man knew he belonged
And not i n the live U. S. A.
The l Gnd of j a zz and song.
-Phyllis Povvers
TURF -BREAI=-E::tS
The farmers one was showing the city flappe r ttruugh the orchard.
'!These," he said, "are Bald.wins , a,nd tJ;10s.e are Jonathans .. Over there
are Russets, this is a Ben Davis, and there's Northern
Spies, and Gravenste:i.ns."
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Gee, kid," murmured the city fla :J per in avJe, "You ce:rtainly know
your apples."
Hot," said Hero to Rome , and obli ged witlf the Jazz.
Customer: I want a we st-cake.
Clerk: Beg pardon?
Customer: I want a west-cake.
Clerk: Do you mean yeast-cake?
Customer: OHl yes, I knew it was some direction.
"I can hear a pin drop 10 yards Hway."
"Really?"
"Yes, a rolling pin."
Customer: "I want so11. 1e hinges for the end wall of my garage."
Hardware clerk: "Thats a funny :ola.ce to put them."
Customer: "I l::now, but my wife can't always stop the car."
"That customer could
"Yes, I think he must have been vaccinated with phonograph needle."
Teacher: "Now, Albert, your father is a carpenter, us what he
does when he uses his level."
Albert: "Paw, he vv ipes off his specks and takes a fresh chaw of
tobacco."
Isaac:
Solly:
Isaac:
Jum:
Beau:
Jum:
"Solly, vy do you go upstairs t wo steps at a time?"
"To save the ca rpet<"
"Good boy; but mind you don't srli t :tour trousers."
"Seen our new car? It has -1rive wheels."
"Good heavensl rJhat's the fifth wheel for?"
"To steer with, of course."
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