MIAMI MIRROR TRUE REFLECTIONS

30 October 2013 Jorge Exposito, Commissioner CITY OF MIAMI BEACH Honorable Commissioner Exposito: Happy Halloween! I have edited my Response to the City Attorneys Memorandum on Sunshine Law considerably, and here present the final revision to you for your perusal, and to the editor of the citys Letters to Commissioners webpage, Rafael Granado, for posting to that webpage. Prior to reading my Response, please be aware that I have an extra-extra dry sense of humor due to being on the wagon for ten years before I disembarked again in South Beach, and from listening to Jack Benny radio programs before I knew there was such a thing as television. As I said before, I was reluctant to present what was probably a violation of the Sunshine Law by you and the estimable City Attorney to the State Attorney, because I thought any violation was probably innocent, so a matter of opinion on point should be obtained as an instruction to all persons concerned with the Sunshine Law. However, since the Opinions counsel for the Attorney General has advised me to submit the Question to the State Attorney, and in consideration of the Rambo lawyer element of the City Attorneys Memorandum, I have now submitted the Question to the State Attorney. Please let me assure you that City Attorney Jose Smith could be my good friend in a day if he so desires, I have already said that I would be glad to be his propagandist if his spouse would allow him to run for commissioner or mayor. As our relationship now stands, he has announced to the City Clerk that he is preparing to slap me with a SLAPP suit, and asked the clerk to compile any records he can find about me for retaliation.

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Before he proceeds, he is welcome to visit my Dostoyevskian hovelsee Notes from Underground for an illustration where he shall discover that I worship the spirit to the exclusion of the Golden Bull but for a few sticks of furniture retrieved from South Beach alleys before the Great Recession, and the contribution of a monitor from an admirer and a computer from a Nigerian engineer. Mr. Smith has on two previous occasions derogated me for being unemployed, and has associated me with someone he accused of being a criminal. In fact I am a retired old man with a meager pension and with one foot in the grave, living my Golden Years free from the worship of the Golden Bull. That is not to say that I would not appreciate receiving a golden grant from a patron for high technology tools to pursue my idealsthe truth about the Golden Bull story is that the sin was not greed for gold but obeisance to an opposition government. Mr. Smith can have all my furniture by default if I am unable to find a public interest law firm to realize the investigative reporters dream of court-supported discovery into the workings of a government merely opined about previously from limited access to records. In Mr. Smiths favor, I have now compared him to one of the finest attorneys in Florida, and myself to a bank robber. I am including a link to music that you may enjoy as accompaniment to my Response, or alone if you find the Response boring or offensive. It is the soundtrack from the musical EVITA, in which the narrative character chose to defame Eva Peron throughout. Of course her enemies hated her, many simply It was a characteristic of because she was a powerful female, and for that reason she was also exalted in stature forever above her equal, Juan Peron. was most subjugated. As a feminist, Eva Peron insisted that sex should have nothing to do with political standing. I insist that who I am, if anyone can figure that out what an I is, should have nothing to do with opinions of law. medieval romantics to elevate the woman over the man at the very time she

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I also include a link below to this Report, stored at Scribd in the Cloud, in the event your webmaster fears that opening a PDF document from me will result in a Boo. Sincerely, David Arthur Walters CC: Pamela Bondi Rebecca Boyce Joe Centorino Victoria Frigo Rafael Granado Michael Murawski Katherine Fernandez Rundle Rick Scott Jose Smith Kim Stark EVITA SOUNDTRACK http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVyU_gdCnek&list=PLC2977BCE5BC6244B

REPORT http://www.scribd.com/doc/179611825/Response-to-Miami-Beach-City-AttorneyLegal-Memo-on-Sunshine-Law

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